
An Irish Story 19xx.xx.xx Three Magic Words
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Irish Storyteller
Three magic words, love of romance and. And the gift of storytelling are birthright to the Irish race. We present a man with a tale to tell, a man we know only as an Irishman.
Irish Father
And it's a good grating I'm bringing to each of you. Phaethon, I have a story for you now the like of which I've never told before. Three magic worths tis called. I wouldn't be asking of you if you believe there's magic or there's not. And in truth, I wouldn't be caring. Tis the story you want. And there was magic in its making. Though I wouldn't want to be saying how or where. I'll be saying to you first. There was a girl called Kathleen, as pretty and sweet a colleen as you could ever find. I'd be telling you, too. Kathleen was an American girl for all her Irish blood, talking without a brogue. And she and her father were living and working in the city called New York. Just one year gone by tonight. This tale I'm telling had a beginning when Kathleen said good night to her young man at the door and came into the living room where her father was finishing up the evening paper.
Irish Storyteller
Tis just 11 by the clock. Kathleen.
Kathleen
Yes, Father.
Irish Storyteller
It's early. You are home this evening?
Kathleen
Yes, Father.
Irish Storyteller
In one hour to St Patrick's Day.
Kathleen
In an hour? Yes.
Irish Storyteller
Kathleen. Come here, darling. Is it quarreling with Tommy?
Kathleen
You've been quarreling with Tommy? I should say not.
Irish Storyteller
Then what's troubling of your child?
Kathleen
There's no trouble, Father. I'm happy indeed.
Irish Storyteller
And it's happy you are, Kathleen. Tis Father and mither. I've been here these years since Molly died. And Tis the truth of things. We spake.
Kathleen
Father.
Irish Storyteller
Yes, child.
Kathleen
We've been together all this time, just you and I. We've been happy, haven't we?
Irish Storyteller
That is a fine daughter you've been to, being close to me.
Kathleen
Hart, dummy. Tommy asked me to marry him tonight.
Irish Storyteller
Tis a fine lad he is.
Kathleen
Would you want me to leave you now?
Irish Storyteller
Yours is another life, Kathleen.
Construction Worker
And one of These days you'll have to be living a bit.
Irish Storyteller
Would you be loving Tommy, child?
Kathleen
I think so.
Irish Storyteller
You think so now?
Construction Worker
That's it, Father.
Kathleen
I don't know. I'm not sure. When I'm with him, I know I love him. And then when I'm home again, I'm afraid.
Irish Storyteller
And what were you telling Tommy?
Kathleen
Well, I said good night. And that I give him an answer tomorrow. Oh, Father, what shall I do?
Irish Storyteller
This is after being your home, Kathleen. And you're welcome here forever as wife to Tammy lass. Tis a home of your own you'll be having.
Construction Worker
When a woman marries of a man.
Irish Storyteller
She has to be a family instead of just a part of one. Think of but one thing, Kathleen.
Tommy
Do you love the lad?
Kathleen
How will I know, Father?
Irish Storyteller
You'll be answering that for yourself. If it's love you have for Tammy. Tis known.
Tommy
It will be sure.
Irish Storyteller
And there'll be a sign. A sign your mother was known and her mother too. Twas by a sign she said. You're very like your mother was. And you'll be known too.
Kathleen
You loved mother very much, didn't you, Father?
Irish Storyteller
I must tell Robinal. Kathleen.
Kathleen
Good night, Father.
Irish Storyteller
Sleep well, Kathleen. And the father's love be guiding you as it can. Oh, Mary, darling, wherever you are, our child is needing help. Good night.
Kathleen
Kathleen.
Ellen
Kathleen. Kathleen.
Kathleen
Yes? Do not be turned on of the light.
Ellen
Kathleen.
Kathleen
Who is it? I can't see you.
Ellen
You can be hearing of my voice.
Kathleen
God, I'm dreaming.
Construction Worker
Yes.
Kathleen
Yes, that's it. Dreaming.
Ellen
Tis asleep you are, but not dreaming. Ellen is what I'm called. Kathleen.
Kathleen
There's a message. I bring a message. A sign, perhaps if you listen close.
Ellen
And it's true love you're having in your heart.
Kathleen
I'm listening, Ellen. I was a girl like you, Kathleen. A girl in love back in Ireland with an Irish lad. Tis poor we were. And to America went my dad. To America he went to make his fortune there. Tis lonely I was when you was.
Ellen
Gone, for I loved him over much. And every day I went to the.
Kathleen
Wishing well to pray we might soon be together again. And then one day, as I'd been told to do, I scooped a bit of earth in my hand and placed.
Ellen
It by the well.
Kathleen
I made a wish and waited for the longest while. There was no sound. Then as I watched, the bit of earth moved and I heard a voice.
Ellen
Ellie.
Kathleen
Yes, I hear.
Ellen
Go to America, Ellie.
Kathleen
Go to America.
Ellen
Go to America, Ellen. Fear not, but go.
Kathleen
Tell me mission well, tell me lovely still Is it happiness we'll have Hear.
Ellen
Now three magic words. Guard them as you do no love. Speak them as I tell them. When you are together with a man you love, they will not work. O1, O Lord, keep them when you read me and happiness will power you for forever. Speak them then, and you will be together ever after, never to be apart again.
Kathleen
Three magic words.
Ellen
Three magic words. Mona magic power Trimactive Mona day an.
Kathleen
Attainment. And as I spoke the magic words the bit of earth vanished from by the wishing well. Did you come to America, Ellen Indade? I did. Poor that I was. It took time and twas nearly a year Dan had been away before I set foot in New York, where he was. I went first to the last address he sent me and spoke with a lady where he boarded.
Construction Worker
He ain't here no more, miss, Though fine lad he was. Not for two months now, since they took his things away when he went to the hospital. The hospital?
Kathleen
Sure.
Construction Worker
And didn't you know? Was working with a construction gang. He was with Glaston and all of that. And one day he didn't get off in time.
Kathleen
Was he hurt bad, do you know?
Construction Worker
Not him. Tis as good as New Year's now. And working somewhere flatten again and risking his neck all over again.
Kathleen
With a construction gang, did you say?
Construction Worker
Sure. Just one big building after another in New York.
Kathleen
And so it was that I started looking at all the buildings and asking if he was and no one knew where he was. Never a sword I could find. From early morning on I walked the street, pryin each building place I saw. Somehow I knew I'd find him working and building at the biggest ones of all. And then one day as I was walking and looking and asking everyone.
Irish Father
Get back with you.
Kathleen
Oh, she's a fresh blend of Irishmen they have in New York.
Irish Father
Ah, you have to get back, miss. Don't be going any further on.
Kathleen
Tis a fine man ye are to.
Construction Worker
Be speaking to a girl so rough Bones.
Irish Father
Is an Irish girl you are now.
Kathleen
Straight from Ireland with no time for the likes of you.
Irish Father
Oh, tis no offence. I've ment as cares. He is me name. Tis blessed in the ark with danger. Aye. Roll up the insides of the earth to get a few feet deeper down. Come back now so it's safe you'll be.
Kathleen
Is it so bad as that?
Irish Father
Oh, with a bit of care to say he done. But we lost a man ourselves yesterday. There's a new man in his place today.
Kathleen
Perhaps you'd be helping a girl now.
Irish Father
Helping, is it? What help could Casey be to a pretty lass?
Kathleen
There's his walking and asking. I've been these two weeks now. I'd lookin for him here now.
Irish Father
Here. What's the matter?
Kathleen
That man.
Construction Worker
Tis him. Tis Dan. Oh.
Irish Father
Tis the new man with the blasting proof.
Construction Worker
Hey, come back, lass. Come back here. Tis blasting that door. Don't go, miss. Come back. Come back.
Kathleen
Ah. It is him. I found him. Dan. Dan.
Construction Worker
Go back here. Go back quick.
Kathleen
Oh, Dan.
Construction Worker
Tis Ellen.
Kathleen
Dan. Ellen.
Construction Worker
Ellen. Oh, Ellen. Dan. What would you be doing here?
Kathleen
Oh, Dan, it tis together we'll be forever now.
Irish Father
Oh, it is good to have the.
Tommy
Fear of you again.
Kathleen
Oh, and I've something else for you, Dan. From Ireland too. To worship a bit of earth from the wishing well. Art is magical. Take it in your hand, darling. There. And put your arm around me now. Tight.
Irish Father
Oh, it is easy doing for me.
Tommy
That'S missed the likes of you.
Irish Storyteller
So long.
Kathleen
Oh.
Construction Worker
Tis strong you are.
Kathleen
Monome parno prima tae.
Tommy
What's that you're saying?
Kathleen
Three magic words, my darling, and it's together. We are never to be apart again.
Construction Worker
Ellen. I've been mad. Run, darling, run. Just flashing me a. Run, Ellen, and run.
Kathleen
Oh, Ellen, run.
Construction Worker
Kathleen.
Irish Storyteller
Kathleen.
Kathleen
Oh. Oh. Is that you, Father?
Irish Storyteller
And who else would it be at this hour of the night?
Kathleen
I'm. I'm sorry. I was dreaming, I guess. Oh, Tommy. I've waited all day for you to come. It's been so long.
Tommy
I came as soon as I left work. Kathleen. That's a mighty good sign if you miss me. Got my answer for me?
Kathleen
I think so, Tommy. But I want to talk a while first.
Tommy
Kathleen.
Kathleen
Yes?
Tommy
I have something very special to ask you. A very special reason. I want to kiss you right now, Tommy.
Kathleen
If you wish. Oh.
Tommy
Mona May Parno. Private.
Kathleen
Tommy. Tommy, where did you hear those words?
Tommy
Do you know what they mean?
Kathleen
Where did you hear them?
Tommy
The funniest thing. I never heard them.
Kathleen
They just came to.
Tommy
No, I never heard them before last night. I took a walk last night after I left you, and then stopped at a lunch counter for a bite to eat.
Kathleen
Go on, Tommy. Go on.
Tommy
Well, there was a man and his wife eating there too. And all of a sudden she turned to me and said, young man, are you in love? Nearly floored me, but I said yes. She told me those queer words and said to hold you in my arms and say them the next time I saw you. But we talked for a long time. He's construction boss for some building company. A lot of experiences. In a nasty accident once and.
Kathleen
Look, Tommy, did you hear her name?
Tommy
Her name Oh, I remember. Her name was Ellen.
Kathleen
Oh, I'm glad. I'm glad.
Tommy
Kathleen. Guess what it's all about. Mystery words, names and all.
Kathleen
They're alive.
Construction Worker
Alive?
Tommy
Of course they are.
Kathleen
And happy.
Tommy
I hope we'll be as happy.
Kathleen
Come here, Tommy. I want to show you something. I had a strange dream last night. It must have been about the same time you were talking with Ellen and Dan.
Tommy
How do you know his name was Dan?
Kathleen
Oh, never mind. It was all a dream. But Tommy.
Tommy
Yes?
Kathleen
When I woke up, there was a bit of earth on the bed.
Tommy
Earth?
Kathleen
I put it in this box to keep it. See?
Tommy
Oh, there's nothing in there.
Kathleen
Why? It's gone. You spoke the words.
Construction Worker
That's what Ellen said.
Kathleen
When you spoke the magic words, the bit of earth vanished.
Tommy
Kathleen. It's all beyond me. This talk of dreams and earth and people in lunch wagons. I came here for something else. Something very dear to me. Have you my answer, Kathleen?
Kathleen
Yes, Tommy. I know now. We'll be together always. I love you.
Tommy
Oh, darling. Say that just once more for me.
Kathleen
I love you.
Tommy
I love you. Those are the three magic words, Kathleen.
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: An Irish Story – "Three Magic Words"
Date: September 19, 2025
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
This episode presents a dramatized Irish folktale, imbued with themes of love, family, longing, and the magical threads that bind generations. Blending mystery with romance, the story follows Kathleen—a young Irish-American woman—on the eve of St. Patrick’s Day as she faces a life-changing decision. Dream, memory, and folklore intertwine when Kathleen receives guidance in the form of a magical, ancestral tale that reveals the mystical "three magic words" believed to unite true lovers forever.
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:29 | Irish Storyteller | "You'll be answering that for yourself. If it's love you have for Tammy, Tis known." | | 06:07 | Ellen | "Here now, three magic words. Guard them as you do new love… Speak them then, and you will be together ever after, never to be apart again." | | 10:24 | Kathleen (as Ellen) | "Three magic words, my darling, and it’s together we are, never to be apart again." | | 12:16 | Tommy | "She told me those queer words and said to hold you in my arms and say them the next time I saw you." | | 13:41 | Tommy | "Those are the three magic words, Kathleen." |
The episode weaves Irish storytelling tradition with the gentle cadence and warmth of familial and romantic love. The dialogue is affectionate, poetic, and tinged with the lilting accents and idioms of rural Ireland.
"Three Magic Words" is a heartwarming, mystical tale from the Golden Age of Radio that celebrates Irish storytelling, the endurance of love across time and continents, and the comforting presence of magic in everyday life. Through dream, memory, and magical intervention, Kathleen comes to recognize the authenticity of her love—and, with Tommy, steps into her own happily ever after.