
Andrews Sisters - Guest - Riders of the Purple Sage
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When the news is new cars, the big news will be Nash. When the news is new home appliances, the big news will be Calvinator, Nash Calvinator Peacetime. Products of one of America's great independent companies. Present Sunday on the NK8 to the bar Ranch. With kurt massey, uncle jim boy willing and the riders of the purple sage, vic schon and his orchestra, and starring the andrew sisters.
Singer
Every time, every time Every doggone time I fall in love I get a shoving around Every time, every time, every time Every doggone time I try romance I'm taking a chance on losing my mind I'm gonna learn to be a hermit and live in a hermit's cave Until I lose those blues my sweetie gave to me Burn my bridge behind me I'm going to hate all you men you can look but you'll never find me behind it Fall again Every time, every time Every doggone time I fall in love I get a shovel around Every doggone time, every time, Every time, Every doggone time she falls in love Stop. Oh, baby, do I get a shovel around? Every time, every time every dog on time Every dime Every time, every dog on time I try romance I'm taking a chance on news in my mind Every time, every dog on time I'm gonna learn to be a hermit. No. And live in a hermit's cave so afraid Until I lose those blues my sweetie gave to. I'm gonna burn my bridges behind me I'm gonna hit all you men you can look but you never find me behind they fall again Every time, every time Every doggone time I fall in love I get a shovel and I run every dog. Hello, everybody.
Patty
Hello, Uncle Jim. Hiya.
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Good to see you girls again.
Kurt Massey
Oh, Patty.
Patty
Yes, Kirk?
Kurt Massey
When you were over in Italy on your USO tour, did you get to Venice?
Patty
Well, I should say we did. We had our first gondola ride in Venice. And Venice was so romantic.
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Must have been romantic.
Patty
Oh, it sure was. Just like in the songs. You know, the one called the Blue Lagoon and the Italian Moon. Only there was one thing missing.
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What was that, Patty?
Patty
Well, in all the pictures I've ever seen, the gondoliers always sang to the customers.
Kurt Massey
You're quite right, Patty. Didn't your gondolier sing?
Patty
No, he didn't. He got stage fright. So we sang for the gondolier.
Kurt Massey
Good deal? Good deal. But you've been working overtime, Patty.
Patty
Oh, you're not kidding, Kurt. So let's get a little overtime from you, huh?
Kurt Massey
All right, Patty, what'll it be?
Patty
Well, how about There Must Be a way?
Kurt Massey
Well, there must be a way.
Singer
Well, that's wonderful.
Kurt Massey
There must be a way to help me forget that we're through. There must be a way to stop me from dreaming of you. There must be a star in the
Singer
sky
Kurt Massey
that isn't reflecting your eyes I just don't know how to disguise how much I miss you There must be a song that doesn't remind me of you. There must be a kiss to thrill me like yours used to do. I look for a way to be happy Happy with somebody new oh, there must be a way But I can't find the away without you. I look for a way to be happy Happy with somebody new oh, there must be a way But I can't
Singer
find a way
Kurt Massey
without you.
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Singer
If it ain't wrong, you're right. If it ain't dark, it's light. If you ain't sure you might gotta be this or that if it ain't full, it's blank if you don't spare and you bang if it ain't me, it's me Gotta be this or that who can it be if it ain't me I know it's not your brother can't you see it's gotta be it one way or the other Tell me what I must know if you don't like, I'll go if it ain't yes, it's no gotta be this or that, Sam.
Patty
If it ain't old, it's new if
Singer
it ain't me, it's you if it ain't much, then gotta be few Gotta be this or that if it ain't, see it's land if you ain't praise your pants if it ain't fresh then it's gotta be can gotta be this or that who can it be if it ain't me I know it's not your brother can't you see it's gotta be one way One way or the other Tell me what I've just got to know if you don't like me, then I'll go if it ain't yes, it's no got to be this or that.
Kurt Massey
Now, that's the kind of music that makes me want to put on my dancing shoes.
Patty
Why, Kurt, don't tell us you're a hep cat been holding out on us, eh, Kurt?
Kurt Massey
Oh, I'm a pretty fair country dancer, but. But up here at the NK to the Bar Ranch, I'd rather sit around the way we're doing now and listen to songs like Tumblin Tumbleweed.
Patty
Ah, that's a very good suggestion, my good man. Let's get the riders of the purple stage to sing it.
Singer
How about it, fella?
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Be glad to.
Patty
Well, now you're talking. Now.
Kurt Massey
See them tumbling down Blessing their love to the ground Lonely but maybe I'll be found Drifting along with a tumbling tumbleweed Cares of the past are behind Nowhere to go but I'll find
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Just
Kurt Massey
where the trail will wind Drifting along with a tumbling tumbleweeds I know when night has gone that a new world's born at dawn I'll keep rolling along Deep in my heart is a song Here on the range I belong Drifting along with a tumbling tumbleweeds I know when night has gone that a new world's born adorn I'll keep rolling alone Deep in my heart is a song here on the range I belong.
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Say, isn't it time we heard from Vic Schoen and the boys.
Patty
Oh, it sure is. And I've asked them if they'd play Paper Moon.
Kurt Massey
Paper Moon? My, that song takes me back a few years, Patty. You know, it's an old favorite of mine, Kurt.
Patty
Today it's everybody's favorite.
Kurt Massey
You know, I remember when it first came out, it was in a show. And I'll never forget the scene. Coney Island. A boy and a girl strolling along the boardwalk, making love under a paper moon.
Patty
Oh, what a lovely picture that must have been. Come on, Vic, put some music to it.
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Well, girls, how about bringing us up to date with that dream song I like so much?
Patty
Okay, here we go.
Singer
Dream when you're feeling drew. Just watch the smoke rings rise in the air you find your share of memories there so dream when the day is too. Dream and they might come true.
Patty
Things.
Singer
Never are as bad as they seem so dream, dream, dream, dream.
Patty
You know, when we were overseas, we promised the gis that each week we would dedicate at least one song to them and sing it especially for them.
Kurt Massey
Well, that's a swell idea, Patty. And I'm sure the soldiers will get
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a special kick out of it.
Kurt Massey
What song is it today?
Patty
Oh, a great favorite with our boys everywhere. The Pennsylvania Polka.
Singer
Strike up the music, the band has begun. The Pennsylvania polka Pick out your partner and join in the fun. The Pennsylvania poker started in Scranton it's the number one it's bound to entertain ya. Everybody has to do the polka from Pennsylvania. While they're dancing everybody's gets quickly gone Sweet romancing this goes on and on until the dawn they're so carefree, gay with laughter, happy as can be they stop to have a beer then the
Patty
crowd begins to chee. They kiss and then they start to kiss again.
Singer
Pennsylvania,
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Kurt Massey
Baby, won't you please come home?
Singer
Cause your mama's all. I have tried in vain I tried
Kurt Massey
in vain Never no more to call your name when you left you broke
Singer
my heart Because I never thought we'd part Every hour in the day you will hear me say Baby, baby, won't you please.
Kurt Massey
Won't you please come on home?
Singer
Baby, would you please come home?
Kurt Massey
Baby, won't you please come home? Cause your dad is all
Singer
alone
Kurt Massey
I have tried in vain Never no more to call your name oh, when you left you broke my heart Because I never thought we found
Singer
Every hour in the day you can hear me say Baby, baby, baby, won't you please come home?
Kurt Massey
Baby, won't you please come home? Baby, won't you please come home. Well, we've watched the sun go down Seen the cool shadows come over the
Patty
mountains and pretty soon it'll be time for the big weenie roast Already Laverne.
Singer
Uh huh. And don't forget about the moonlight ride, Kirk.
Kurt Massey
Oh, I won't do that.
Patty
We're going out on the desert where all you can hear is the sound of the horses hoofbeats and the sand.
Singer
Yeah, and the coyotes howling in the distance.
Kurt Massey
We'll all be singing. Empty saddles in the old corral where do you ride Ton? Are you rounding up for gogies the strays of long ago? Are you on the trail of buffalo? Empty saddles in the old corral where do you arrive tonight? Are there rustlers on the border band of Nevad Behold Are you heading for the Elamore?
Singer
Empty guns covered with r Where do you talk tonight? Empty go. Where do you want tonight?
Patty
Empty saddles in the old corral
Singer
My tears would be dry tonight if you'll only see and lonely as you carry
Kurt Massey
my old pal Empty shadows in the old chloral.
Singer
Will you ride tonight? Are you rounding up the doggies the strays of long ago Are you on
Kurt Massey
the trail of death and end oh, empty gas covered with r Where do you talk tonight?
Singer
Empty.
Kurt Massey
My tears will be dry tonight if you only stay I lonely as you
Singer
carry my own hand
Kurt Massey
Empty saddles in the old.
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When the news is new cars, the big news will be Nash. When the news is new home appliances, the big news will be Calvinator.
Singer
Well, folks, the little old gate leading
Patty
to the big MK8 to the bar Ranch is always open.
Singer
And don't forget, we'll be with you next Sunday afternoon.
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Nash Calvinator, makers of Nash motor cars, Calvinator and Leonard home appliances, invite you to join us again next Sunday afternoon on the NK8 to the Fourth Bar Ranch. There'll be Kurt Massey, the writers of the Purple Sage, Vic Shone and his orchestra, Uncle Jim, and of course, the Andrew Sisters.
Singer
Speaking.
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Episode: Andrews Sisters – Guest – Riders of the Purple Sage
Date: March 30, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Featured Guests: The Andrews Sisters, Riders of the Purple Sage, Kurt Massey, Vic Schoen & His Orchestra
This episode of Harold's Old Time Radio transports listeners to the golden era of radio variety shows, spotlighting an episode featuring the iconic Andrews Sisters, the western harmonies of the Riders of the Purple Sage, jovial host Uncle Jim, and interlocutor Kurt Massey. The show blends lively banter, swinging harmonies, western ballads, and touches of nostalgia from the post-war 1940s, emulating an “evening at the NK8-to-the-Bar Ranch.” The episode also pays tribute to soldiers overseas, reflecting the patriotic spirit of the time.
[01:30] – "Every Time, Every Time" (Andrews Sisters)
[03:37] – Patty recounts their USO tour in Italy
[04:19] – "There Must Be a Way" (Kurt Massey, backed by Andrews Sisters)
[08:41] – "Gotta Be This or That"
[11:11] – Request for "Tumblin’ Tumbleweeds"
[13:45] – “Paper Moon” (Vic Schoen & His Orchestra)
[16:59] – "Dream"
[19:01] – "Pennsylvania Polka" Dedication
[23:13] – "Baby, Won't You Please Come Home?" (Patty & Kurt Massey)
[25:44] – "Empty Saddles in the Old Corral" (All)
Patty (about singing for her gondolier in Venice):
“No, he didn’t. He got stage fright. So we sang for the gondolier.” (04:07)
Kurt Massey (on cowboy life):
“Up here at the NK to the Bar Ranch, I’d rather sit around the way we’re doing now and listen to songs like Tumblin Tumbleweed.” (11:01)
Patty (dedicating to GIs):
“We promised the GIs that each week we would dedicate at least one song to them and sing it especially for them.” (18:53)
Patty (describing a Western night):
“We’re going out on the desert where all you can hear is the sound of the horses’ hoofbeats and the sand…” (25:44)
The episode radiates the warmth, camaraderie, and musical spirit of 1940s radio. Lively jokes, affectionate tributes to troops, and memorable harmonies mix with a gentle nostalgia, showcasing the enduring charm of the Andrews Sisters and their band of radio regulars. The banter is cheerful and familial, the music stirring and comforting—capturing an American moment where entertainment, patriotism, and fellowship met across the airwaves.