
Art Linkletter's House Party 47-05-21 People Who Have Unusual Names
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Art Linkletter
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Guest
My maiden name.
Art Linkletter
You get kidded about it a lot?
Guest
Oh, quite a lot. County clerk of Stanton County, Nebraska.
Art Linkletter
And everybody who comes up. What do you do for them? What does the county clerk do?
Guest
Oh my, they do a lot of things.
Art Linkletter
You give marriage license?
Guest
Oh, yes.
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And you're not married?
Guest
No.
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And you get one cut right too. What's your name, little girl? Mrs. Haycock. Uh huh. Miss. Oh, miss. How old are you? 12. I didn't. You didn't look married to me. Can't tell this day and age. We had the youngest great grandmother a week ago who was 53. She was married when she was 12.
Guest
Hello. Mrs. Katie Sastiel.
Art Linkletter
Who?
Guest
Katie Sastiel. And my maiden name is Moron. M O R O N. Oh, you were a moron.
Art Linkletter
And now you marriage raised you, didn't it? What sort of a name is Desastia?
Guest
It's a Spanish name.
Art Linkletter
Huh. What sort of a name is Moron?
Guest
Moran is Spanish too.
Art Linkletter
What does it mean in Spanish?
Guest
Meant a nice name for us. But when I came To America it meant crazy.
Art Linkletter
Believe me, it made crazy. All right. Well, do you have. Is there a translation of moron in Spanish? What is it?
Guest
We can't know it. We were descendants of the Spanish people in Spain. My father used to tell us that we descended from the morons in that place.
Art Linkletter
You have a long line of morons? I'm a little nuts myself, but. Oh, well, there is Ms. Moron. You got that? Judges? That's an un.
Guest
Hello, Mrs. Cyphers is my name.
Art Linkletter
Cyphers. That's a lot of zeros.
Guest
A lot of zeros.
Art Linkletter
But do you have any little.
Guest
I have two. Six four foot zero.
Art Linkletter
Those are pretty big zeros. Hello, Miss Dorothy.
Guest
Hooten.
Art Linkletter
Hooten Hooton Holler. Hello, Mrs. Wall Drop. WALL Drop. How's that spelled?
Guest
W A, L, D, R, O, P.
Art Linkletter
That sounds like the end of an earthquake story. And then we have Mrs. Who?
Guest
Rainey.
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Mrs. Rainey. From where? Florida.
Guest
Springfield, Illinois.
Art Linkletter
Oh. Huh. Sprinkle field, Illinois.
Guest
Hello, Mrs. Mrs. Ona Brown Bear.
Art Linkletter
Did I hear right? Mrs. Ona Brown Bear?
Guest
That's right.
Art Linkletter
What's he doing today? How do you spell Ona?
Guest
O, N, A.
Art Linkletter
And how do you spell brown bear? Just the way it sounds.
Guest
Brown is my maiden name. B, R, O, W, N. And your.
Art Linkletter
Married name is Bear?
Guest
B, A, R, E?
Rennie Renfro
Uh huh.
Art Linkletter
You have any little cubs?
Guest
Not yet.
Art Linkletter
Own a brown bear. You got that? There is an unusual name. And what do you have?
Guest
My name is Carrie Organ. That maiden name. And my marriage name is Chitty. C, H, I, T, T, Y. Organ, Oregon.
Art Linkletter
O, R, J, N. You're from a church somewhere?
Guest
Yeah, I guess so.
Art Linkletter
Vent a trail. A what?
Guest
England.
Rennie Renfro
Vent a trail.
Art Linkletter
What's going on back there? A lady just fainted. Your sister? No, I don't. I'm just kidding. She didn't faint, but she's trying to.
Guest
Hello, Mrs. Mrs. Aovsky. Mrs. Okanovsky. What does that mean, a name?
Art Linkletter
It's all it is. Just a name. What kind of a name?
Guest
Long name. A Polish name?
Art Linkletter
Polish name? Okanovsky. There's the bell. And that ends the time for us to say hello to people with unusual names. We still have a whole bunch of them. But from those that we heard today, Mr. Slattery, which have the judges awarded our accolade to?
Announcer
Well, our runner up today, the judge has decided to be Kerry Organ.
Art Linkletter
And the runner up gets from the house party, a complete bird's eye turkey dinner for Memorial Day with frosted vegetables and peaches for dessert. All sent out to the home. And believe Me. That's a wonderful dinner. And the winner.
Announcer
Ona Brown Bear.
Art Linkletter
That had to win. Ona Brown bear. Where are you Brownie? There she is. The house party wants you to have a lovely 17 jewel gruen precision wristwatch. And there it is. And now here's your announcer.
Announcer
This is the time when our blinkletter looks over some of the out of town names in our house party register.
Art Linkletter
Where are our out of towners? Let's say a quick hello to Mrs.
Guest
Gertrude Pfeiffer, Gloverville, New York.
Art Linkletter
Gloversville is near New York City, I suppose Near Albany. Near Albany.
Guest
Mrs. Mrs. W L Stein, Miami, Florida.
Art Linkletter
Uh huh. And then we have a lady with the fluffiest pink hat I have seen in 25 years. Ms. Mr. Esther Clark from Peoria, Illinois.
Guest
And this is Cynthia Sorensen, Fury O'9.
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And Mrs. Jean Wiedmer, Dubuque, Iowa. By the way, where did you get that hat? Hollywood in Hollywood. That is some hat. Mrs.
Guest
This is John Humphrey, Shadran, Nebraska.
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Shadran Meshach and Abednego Bre, Nebraska. Okay. Wednesday afternoon at the house party is romance time. When we go looking for people who have unusual and interesting stories of how they first met the man they finally married. This of course encourages young people everywhere to go out in search of love and adventure. We hope, because you never know when you're going to set eyes on the person you're going to finally marry. And we have as our judge today a young lady who is quite a romantic figure herself. She's in pictures here in Hollywood on the screen. And she's just been chosen as a special guest of honor nationally. She is called Miss World Trade for 1947. Miss Helen Chapman, our judge for the day. Bring her on with a nice welcome. Helen. Hello, Helen.
Guest
Hello.
Art Linkletter
This is one of Those times when MCs yearn for television so that our listeners could see what a beautiful girl Ms. Chapman is. About 20, 19.
Guest
Well, yes, just about that. 21.
Art Linkletter
Blonde, 5ft 2 and a half, 3 4, weigh about 118.
Guest
Uh huh. No, 12 and born in Chicago.
Art Linkletter
I understand that there's the Chicago folks coming in. I understand this is the second year that you've been called Miss World Trade.
Guest
Yes, that's right. And I feel deeply honored to have been chosen again.
Art Linkletter
I should tell our listeners that Ms. Chapman is dressed in a smart navy uniform of white with gold braid over her shoulder and the four stripes of a captain. Are you really a captain?
Guest
Well, no, I'm not. This uniform really represents the America's maritime.
Art Linkletter
Commerce on which our World trade depends.
Guest
That's right.
Art Linkletter
Well, I think that's a fine thing for the folks of the nation to honor because world trade is so important to all of us today. I was in the merchant marine myself once, Helen.
Guest
Oh, were you?
Art Linkletter
I was a sailor. And I would. I looked all over for a captain like you, Helen. You're a single girl yourself.
Guest
That's right.
Art Linkletter
And so of course, you are least interested in. In future romance.
Guest
Oh, I certainly am.
Art Linkletter
And so you listen to our ladies chosen from the house party, how they got married and perhaps it'll be an inspiration.
Guest
Well, it certainly will be.
Art Linkletter
You be the judge then, Ms. Chapman, while we bring up our first guest.
Guest
Who is Mrs. Mrs. William Bedford.
Art Linkletter
Who are you from? Mrs. Bedford?
Guest
I'm from Eureka, California.
Art Linkletter
Are you scared?
Guest
No.
Art Linkletter
You sound scared. Maybe it's my echo. How'd you meet Mr. Bedford?
Guest
In a show.
Art Linkletter
What kind of a show?
Guest
Just a regular show.
Art Linkletter
Moving picture show. What were you doing?
Guest
A sitting.
Art Linkletter
Well, that's a good thing to be doing, I suppose. Watching the show.
Guest
Watching the picture.
Art Linkletter
So what happened?
Guest
Well, he moved up about is right next to me, Almost lacking one seat. So I went up in the back and he came down. He sat right next to me.
Art Linkletter
Yeah. Huh.
Guest
Interested?
Art Linkletter
Yeah. Well, fairly right ahead. Then what happened? How do you say hello for the first time?
Guest
He didn't.
Art Linkletter
Who did?
Guest
Nobody.
Art Linkletter
You mean you got married? You've never said anything yet. I mean, who said something first? What happened?
Guest
Gee, that wouldn't have been romantic. We had a kiss first.
Art Linkletter
You mean you kissed before you said hello?
Guest
That's right.
Art Linkletter
How'd that happen? Who kissed who?
Guest
Duh. Now that's a question, doc.
Art Linkletter
I mean, did you hold hands first or what?
Guest
Yes, we did hold hands.
Art Linkletter
Across the empty seat.
Guest
No, I said. He went up and he came back down again, sat next to me.
Art Linkletter
How much longer after this motion picture occurred did you two get married?
Guest
Four months in a week.
Art Linkletter
Well, I think that's very good. Thank you very much, Mrs. Bedford. And how old are you by the way? 20 and 32. Okay, and our next guest coming up to the microphone happens to be Mrs. Mrs. George Moore. Hello, Mrs. Moore. You're from the South, I'll bet, aren't you?
Guest
Tennessee.
Art Linkletter
Which part?
Guest
Charleston, near Chattanooga.
Art Linkletter
That's a pretty hat you have on. Is that a southern hat?
Guest
That came from Springfield, Missouri?
Art Linkletter
Uh huh. And how did you meet your husband?
Guest
Well, I was walking down Market street in Chattanooga one day and I started across the street and a car came around the corner real fast and I jumped back Right into a manhole.
Art Linkletter
Into a manhole.
Guest
And there was a man in it. And I fell.
Art Linkletter
Oh no, this is a silent straw. I've been dreaming about something like this for years.
Guest
He worked for the state highway department. He was standing there measuring something and I fell right in on him. So he helped me get out and we got to talking and found out where he was from about 15 miles from where I was. So he said he thought I need somebody to kind of take me around and show me where they walk.
Art Linkletter
So you got married. You've been living happily in a mad hole.
Guest
But now he says I'm still as awkward as ever. I'm always running into Frigidaire or something.
Art Linkletter
You really met him? You fell in a manhole? There is one. That really takes the cake. Give her a nice hand. Thank you. Hello, Mrs. LaRue.
Guest
Barman.
Art Linkletter
Where are you from, Ms. Barman?
Guest
Dallas, Texas.
Art Linkletter
And how'd you meet your husband?
Guest
He was playing night baseball and he was playing catchers and he bent down to catch a ball and the seat of his pants split out.
Art Linkletter
Is that how you. Then what?
Guest
I was sitting up in the grandstand and he came up there to ask my girlfriend if she had a pen.
Art Linkletter
And did he know your girlfriend or did he just look around anyway?
Guest
No, he was a friend of my girlfriend. Yeah, and we didn't have one. And so he had to spend the rest of the ball game sitting in the grandstand with you. Uh huh.
Art Linkletter
Well now, gotta watch my questions here. A lot of you folks are way ahead of me. Now, did you had you never seen him before in your life?
Guest
No, that's the first.
Art Linkletter
Was he a boyfriend of your girlfriend?
Guest
No, he was just a friend of my girlfriend's brother.
Art Linkletter
I see. And he finally got his pants mended?
Guest
Well, he walked home with us and the next time I saw him they were.
Art Linkletter
Yeah. How much longer after this did you get married?
Guest
About five years.
Art Linkletter
Well, thank you. There's a good story too. Very unusual story. And our final Guest among the four who were pre selected by our judges.
Guest
Is Mrs. Virginia Collins from Ohio and.
Art Linkletter
Now living out here.
Guest
Yes.
Art Linkletter
How'd you meet your husband, Mrs. Collins?
Guest
I met him on a vacation trip to Honolulu on the boat. My fiance took me down to the boat and on the way over I found that I was chosen to confer with the orchestra leader on the program, the ship's program. So I did and found out during the program our engagement was announced. Of course, we were both quite surprised. We didn't know we were engaged. Found out it was a gag.
Art Linkletter
Oh, the orchestra leader had an idea?
Guest
No, the orchestra leader didn't know the gag of the other orchestra members. They gotten the idea up. So after it had been announced, we thought, well, we might as well go through with it. So two months later we decided we'd make the thing true.
Art Linkletter
Well, what happened to the fiance who saw you down to the boat?
Guest
Well, he was there to meet me when I got off, but it was a little late.
Art Linkletter
Did he. And you were already married?
Guest
No, no, but I was really engaged.
Art Linkletter
Then how did you tell him?
Guest
Well, I sort of told him I'd met someone on the boat and it was one of those things.
Art Linkletter
Is your husband still an orchestra leader?
Guest
Yes, he is.
Art Linkletter
Well, I think there was a gag that turned out very well. Congratulations, and thanks for telling us about it. And now Here is our Miss World Trade for 1947, Helen Chapman. What do you think, Helen?
Guest
Well, I think they were all very interesting, But I think Mrs. George Moore who fell in the manhole, I think.
Helen Chapman
Is quite a style.
Art Linkletter
Helen, I think that's a very good choice. And when you your ship, be sure to let me know when you're getting ready to sign on crew members, will you?
Guest
Hi, sir.
Art Linkletter
Thank you very much. Goodbye, Helen. And now for all of our three guests who told us stories and who were runners up, the house party has for each of them a little memento of today's program in the form of a lovely orchid corsage from Hollywood's famous Parisian florists. We give away the corsages. No kisses, girls. And the house party has for our winner, the lady who fell down the manhole and is from the Tennessee, isn't she? Chattanooga, Tennessee. The house party has for you a beautiful lamp from the Admiral Lamp Manufacturing Company. We'll have it sent to your home, wherever you are. Goodbye and good luck to you. And now here is your announcer.
Announcer
It's time now for our daily short contest.
Art Linkletter
Let's pick out somebody who'd like to make some money real fast. Anybody here need money? Here's a lady. Oh, we have a hand. Hello, Mrs. Alice Cookie from Burbank. What do you do, Alice? Housewives.
Guest
Uh huh.
Art Linkletter
Well, I'm gonna give you a chance to make a lot of money here. I'll give you a dollar for every word that you tell me in the next 20 seconds that starts with the letter C. Ready, go.
Guest
Cook. Candy. Cat.
Helen Chapman
Cracker.
Art Linkletter
Four.
Guest
Cow.
Art Linkletter
Five. Cheese. She's run out of already. Cheese. That starts with cheese.
Guest
Chocolate.
Art Linkletter
The chocolate. That's only one there. Seven. Seven. Time's going.
Guest
Chowder.
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Chowder. Eight. Eight. Oh, you missed Chichi Castanengo. But that gave her $8.
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Guest
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Art Linkletter
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Announcer
And now, continuing the house party, here's your host, Art Blinklet.
Art Linkletter
Here we go with some more guests and some kitties who are going to be interviewed in just a minute. They're all sitting up here wiggling their legs back and forth, waiting to be to say hello and a very special guest of honor. First of all, that I know many of you folks at home will remember his work in pictures if you've seen any of the any of the Blondie pictures. Because the dog Daisy is one of the results of his marvelous work. He's one of the veteran trainers of dogs on the screen. He's been at it for 27 years in Hollywood. And before that, for six years he was an actor before he found out the dogs could do a better job than he could. And he turned into a trainer, Mr. Rennie Renfro. And here he comes. Hello, Rennie. Hi. Well, I see you brought Daisy along with you.
Rennie Renfro
Yeah, he's always with.
Art Linkletter
What kind of a dog is Daisy?
Rennie Renfro
Oh, he's just a cross.
Art Linkletter
Crosses make the best dogs for training.
Rennie Renfro
Yeah, you know, cross between Hollywood and Beverly Hills.
Art Linkletter
Rennie, all of us know about the wonderful work you've done with dogs, but I think we have a little scoop here, even on Luella Parsons and the rest of them who follow those in the moving picture business. Nobody has yet found out that you and Mrs. Renfro have recently adopted a baby. Is that right?
Rennie Renfro
That's right.
Art Linkletter
How long ago?
Rennie Renfro
Two months old. I had him since he's four days old.
Art Linkletter
Well, isn't that wonderful? And you just a little boy, huh? Well, you're a man of about 55 yourself, aren't you?
Rennie Renfro
Yeah. I'm gonna raise him up in the country so we won't make a monkey out of him.
Art Linkletter
Uh huh. You think that country life is better for kids? You know what, you've just made my four kids, don't you? However, we'll Go right on. Do you, do you find after two months, Rennie, that it's easier to train the dogs for the screen or for the little children?
Rennie Renfro
Well, I don't know. So far I'd rather train a dog.
Art Linkletter
It'll get easier, believe me. The first two months are among the hardest. Rennie, let's go down the audience and ask people what questions they'd like to know about dogs. Everybody likes to have a dog for a pet, but they like to find out how they can do best things with them. Would you mind standing up? This lady right here, your Mrs. Barton from Southgate, California. What kind of a dog do you have?
Guest
I have a toy collie which is about six months old and I'd like to know when and how to start training it. It tears things up in the backyard quite bad.
Art Linkletter
It's collie. Pedigreed collie.
Guest
It's toy collie. No, as he said, it's a cross.
Art Linkletter
What do you think about the time to train a collie?
Rennie Renfro
Well, it's a good time to start.
Art Linkletter
On him now at the age of six months.
Rennie Renfro
Yeah, that's a good time.
Art Linkletter
How would you prevent him from tearing up things, Rennie?
Rennie Renfro
Well, you have to sometimes tie something in their mouth. They tear up all your shoes and everything. Let him carry around for about two hours and he won't do that anymore.
Art Linkletter
In other words, tie a shoe right in his mouth.
Rennie Renfro
Yeah, let him carry.
Art Linkletter
Do you have a spare shoe you could use?
Guest
I do.
Art Linkletter
Uh huh. Is there any special dog that does more tearing up than other dogs, Rennie?
Rennie Renfro
Yeah, I think one of Daisy's dogs. Oh, tore up a couple of houses for me before I spin broke him.
Art Linkletter
We had a dalmatian we had to give away because we never could get her to stop tearing up things. Let's, let's ask this lady. Would you mind standing up? You are Mrs.
Guest
I'm Mrs. Belle Gamp and I have a cock, a spaniel, a very highly pedigreed dog. All champions behind her. But she insists on digging holes in the garden, especially if there's sphaggy moss or peat moss in the garden beds.
Art Linkletter
Well, how would you prevent her from digging holes, Rennie?
Rennie Renfro
Well, you take some of those holes and put some rocks in there and when you digs down, hits those rocks a few times and he'll go to another place and do the same thing over and then he'll quit digging at all.
Art Linkletter
You go to another fresh place.
Rennie Renfro
Yeah, another fresh.
Art Linkletter
And then you put whole rocks in that one too.
Rennie Renfro
Yeah. Each time he Digs. At some time they'll stop. And two times, sometimes 22 times, but they'll stop.
Art Linkletter
You just keep following the dog around with a bunch of rocks. And if you don't, if you don't, if he doesn't stop him, ladies and gentlemen, at least at the end she'll have a rock garden, which is a very nice thing.
Guest
Mrs. Mrs. John W. Car of Springfield, Missouri.
Art Linkletter
Well, what kind of a dog do you have?
Rennie Renfro
Mrs.
Guest
I want to know how you get rid of all the neighbors dogs.
Art Linkletter
Oh, there's a tough question. Do you, are you really bothered by dogs?
Guest
Yes, quite a bit.
Art Linkletter
Well, how do you keep them off your property? Is any special fence around it? There you are. What do you do if you can't build a fence? Is there anything you can use at all to, to make dogs dislike your neighborhood?
Rennie Renfro
No, that isn't a good idea. Everybody should like dogs.
Art Linkletter
There you are. And our next guest. Would you come down the aisle a little bit to me? We've got to get some more cable on this. Mr. Lundquist. Hello.
Guest
Mrs. Alina Kelly from Hermosa Beach.
Art Linkletter
And what kind of a dog do you have?
Guest
I have a little part fox terrier. And what, what shall I do when she doesn't eat? She'll go sometimes two or three days.
Art Linkletter
Without eating anything?
Guest
Uh huh. Without eating anything. She's very, very particular.
Rennie Renfro
How old is the dog?
Guest
She's five years old.
Rennie Renfro
Five years old? Well don't feed her for four days and then I think she'll eat regular every day.
Art Linkletter
You mean after she won't eat for a while? Just, just press it a little bit. Huh? That's it.
Rennie Renfro
Press it on a little bit. The dog won't eat. Only when they want to anyway. Sometimes they don't need very much food. And if you overfeed them, why they get sick.
Guest
She's not overfed. She just, she seems to be well though.
Art Linkletter
Just don't worry about it. What do you feed her?
Guest
Oh, just meat and raw vegetables.
Rennie Renfro
Well, raw vegetables. There's your trouble. A dog. Could you better take a dog down and have him x rayed? Because I had, I fed raw vegetables for quite a while. When I first started in the dog business and a few of them started dying, we had them cut open and the vegetables been in there first months and months. So it kills a dog.
Art Linkletter
Don't feed it. Yes, you've been feeding him raw vegetables. Run home immediately.
Rennie Renfro
Okay.
Art Linkletter
Well Rennie, we want to thank you very much for coming over and, and saying hello to our guests. We want to Wish you the best of luck in your new ranch up in the northern part of California. And to Daisy and all your wonderful work in the screen.
Rennie Renfro
Thank you very much. Glad to see you.
Art Linkletter
Good night. Rennie Renf, here's your announcer.
Announcer
And now Art Link letter will say hello again to our out of town guests.
Art Linkletter
Well, in addition, out of town guests, we'd like to see if we had some unusual names I missed on. When I was over on the other side of the house, I saw some hands up over here. You're Mrs. Bella Barton, fellow who?
Guest
Bella Barton.
Art Linkletter
Well, what's unusual about that, Bella?
Guest
Oh, I don't think you hear the name Bella very often.
Art Linkletter
Well, maybe you don't at that. How do you spell that?
Guest
V, like in Virginia. V, E, L, L, A.
Art Linkletter
That's family name probably. No, just picked up somewhere. What's your name, Mrs. Who?
Guest
Persis Burke.
Art Linkletter
Persis. P E, R, S E, U, S.
Guest
P E, R, S I S. That's an.
Art Linkletter
That's a name out of Persian name, huh? Right out of the Bible. I remember it. Hello, Mr. Who?
Rennie Renfro
Mr. Shad Mees, Hagerstown, Maryland.
Art Linkletter
Nice to have you here with us. And there goes the school bell. And here comes our favorite spot at the house party every afternoon. The time when I get a chance to talk to five youngsters and teacher. Where are the kitties from today?
Guest
Our Tanner limousine called at Nora Sterry School in West Los Angeles for children Art. And there are five children between the ages of six and eight.
Art Linkletter
And Ms. Barnett, you brought them here and they had lunch, they had a tour of the studios and I had a few reports on what you talked about at lunch. And I may ask you some questions about them, huh? Hello. What's your name?
Helen Chapman
My name's Irene Parsons.
Art Linkletter
Well, Lila, you're about eight, aren't you?
Helen Chapman
Yes.
Art Linkletter
A very pretty little girl with blue eyes and curly hair and a pretty bow and a stub nose. I bet you like to grow up to be a movie star, huh?
Helen Chapman
Now that's out of question.
Art Linkletter
Well, you, I, I. Maybe it's a good idea. It should be out of the question. Why wouldn't you want to be a movie star? So many little girls tell me they want to be.
Guest
Well, there's.
Helen Chapman
There's one reason why I don't like and there's another reason why I don't like it. One reason is why why I don't like it is because there's too many autographs I have to sign. Too many autographs.
Art Linkletter
Yeah, they're always pestering you for autographs that's terrible.
Helen Chapman
It's not a simple life.
Art Linkletter
For a little girl of eight. You show a lot more sense than some of the girls I see around Hollywood, Lila. It is not a simple life. You would like to have a simple life, huh?
Helen Chapman
Yes.
Art Linkletter
Well, what is your idea of a simple life? What would you do to have a simple life?
Helen Chapman
Well, sometimes I think about being a housewife. Or I could be a hostess on an airplane.
Art Linkletter
That's a simple life. I don't know. You're gonna have a tough time finding a simple life even as a housewife, Lyle. You know there are lots of complications as a housew.
Helen Chapman
Yes, you have to do a lot of work around the house.
Art Linkletter
You're darn right you do. Now, our next young fella is Mr. Carly Adams. Well, Mr. Adams, you're a fine looking boy too. With a sport coat and an unusual beanie. You notice this little beanie he's has in his hands here? Where does that come from, Lee?
Helen Chapman
Switzerland.
Art Linkletter
Switzerland. What's the history of it? What? Where did you come. How did it get here?
Helen Chapman
My daddy brought it from Switzerland. My grandfather used it for. For singing. When he sings.
Art Linkletter
He sang through his hat?
Helen Chapman
No. What did he put on his head and say?
Art Linkletter
Oh. And do you know what that little word that's crocheted on the front means?
Helen Chapman
No.
Art Linkletter
S, A, C, H, S, E, L, N. Does anybody know? That's the name. What's that? Oh, are you his mother? Oh, it's sex. Sex. Own. That's the name of town in Switzerland. You know how they sing in Switzerland, don't they, Eli? They yodel, don't they? Anybody here know what yodeling is? Put up your hand. Yodeling army. You know what yodeling is?
Helen Chapman
No.
Art Linkletter
Information. Anyway, anybody know what yodeling is?
Rennie Renfro
Huh?
Art Linkletter
Do you know Lila Parsons?
Helen Chapman
Yes. I think it's like cowboys do on the radio.
Art Linkletter
Sort of. Yes. What's cowboys? A. Lee.
Helen Chapman
Like a rooster.
Art Linkletter
Like a rooster. Well, it does sound a little like that. What are you gonna be when you grow up, Lee?
Helen Chapman
I'm the image eraser.
Art Linkletter
A midget driver. Well, you're kind of tiny right now. And your name, little girl? Billie Jean Minyard. Huh? What kind of a name is that? Do you know, Billie Jean? Where were you born?
Helen Chapman
California.
Art Linkletter
Oh, yes, that explains everything. You're. You're seven years of age, Billie Jean.
Helen Chapman
Yes, seven and a half.
Art Linkletter
Any brothers and sisters?
Helen Chapman
A sister, two years old.
Art Linkletter
I bet you're pretty good friends, aren't you?
Helen Chapman
No. We fight.
Art Linkletter
You're sad. How can you Fight a girl who's only 2 years old? Billie Jean.
Guest
She's strong.
Art Linkletter
Wait till she grows up. Billie Jean, do you have any hobbies? Do you collect anything?
Helen Chapman
No.
Art Linkletter
Do you practice any kind of music instrument or anything?
Helen Chapman
Yes.
Art Linkletter
What?
Helen Chapman
Violin.
Art Linkletter
Oh, you play violin? What do you want to be when you grow up?
Helen Chapman
A piano player.
Art Linkletter
Her mother. Here, you want to hear about this, huh? She isn't here. What's your name, young fella? Armin Arman. What?
Helen Chapman
Armand Douglas Sampson.
Art Linkletter
Uh huh. You're only six.
Helen Chapman
Yep.
Art Linkletter
Yep. You're the youngest fella here, aren't you?
Helen Chapman
Yes.
Art Linkletter
Why?
Helen Chapman
Cause I was born after Bam.
Art Linkletter
Armin, aren't you the boy who was. Aren't you the boy who was talking about collecting rattlesnakes?
Helen Chapman
Yeah.
Art Linkletter
You collect rattlesnakes? How many do you have?
Helen Chapman
I. I get them out of hole at my house and I always clap them because I like them.
Art Linkletter
Well, don't the rattlesnakes bite you?
Helen Chapman
Yes.
Rennie Renfro
Doesn't hurt you?
Helen Chapman
Nope.
Art Linkletter
Oh, there's a boy with a ma. Oh, there's nothing like having a good few good rattlesnakes around the house. But I would advise all the young people listening in not to try, because Armin's a special boy. Most rattlesnakes hurt people, don't they?
Helen Chapman
Yeah.
Art Linkletter
You're. You're extra though, huh?
Helen Chapman
Yes.
Art Linkletter
Yep. What's your name?
Helen Chapman
Margie. Sh.
Art Linkletter
And how old are you, Marjorie?
Helen Chapman
8.
Art Linkletter
What do you like to do best, Marjorie?
Helen Chapman
Jump throw?
Art Linkletter
Huh? Aren't you the girl who tells stories and writes stories all the time?
Helen Chapman
Yes.
Rennie Renfro
Well, fine.
Art Linkletter
We'd love to have people with imagination on the show. Could you start a little story for us? Just like you? Oh, come on, try one out. You know how all stories start, don't you?
Helen Chapman
Yeah.
Art Linkletter
How do they start?
Helen Chapman
Once upon a time.
Art Linkletter
Great start. Then what happened? Once upon a time, there was what?
Helen Chapman
Oh, I don't want to tell no story.
Art Linkletter
Come on. Once upon a time, there's a little boy and little girl walking down the road, and they looked in the forest and what'd they see? Quick, Marjorie. All she could do is laugh. She knows the end of the story, probably. And it's funnier than the one I had in mind. Well, kids, it's been fun meeting you and talking to you. As always on this part of the show, we're going to have a recording made which will be presented to you so you can hear yourselves talk. And we want you to take back to your school with you a 1947 General Electric radio. Like the house party. Tell your neighbors, kids.
Announcer
There's been a lot of jokes about the housing show. A lot of funny pictures and cartoons. But the guy without a home doesn't think they're very funny. An ex serviceman living with his wife and kid in a dingy room doesn't laugh at the gags. And, well, you wouldn't either if you were in the same position. Until the government can build adequate homes for these men. It's up to you to do what you can to help find accommodations for them. If there isn't room in your own home, an attic or any extra space which might be remodeled. Then be sure you watch your community. And report any available space to the Veterans Housing center her. By doing that, the servicemen and their families get the first chance at a home.
Art Linkletter
Now, this is Art Linkletter saying goodbye to Thursday afternoon. When once again at the same hour. We'll be bringing you the house party.
Announcer
Goodbye now, Art Party is the John Goodell production.
Art Linkletter
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Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – “Art Linkletter's House Party 47-05-21 People Who Have Unusual Names”
Release Date: February 15, 2025
Host: Art Linkletter
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Title: Art Linkletter's House Party 47-05-21 People Who Have Unusual Names
Introduction
In this lively episode of Art Linkletter's House Party, airing on February 15, 2025, Host Art Linkletter invites listeners to step back into the Golden Age of Radio. The show captures the essence of mid-20th-century family entertainment, where families gathered around the radio for communal fun, engaging stories, and light-hearted competitions. This particular episode, titled “People Who Have Unusual Names,” delves into the fascinating and often humorous world of distinctive names, featuring guests from across the United States.
Segment 1: Celebrating Unusual Names
Timestamp: 00:00 – 05:21
Art Linkletter kickstarts the episode by focusing on one of the most intriguing aspects of human identity—names. The segment emphasizes the uniqueness of certain names and the stories behind them. Art interacts with a variety of guests, each introducing themselves with names that spark curiosity and amusement.
Daisy May (00:09 – 02:12):
Art: “Daisy May. Right out of a comic strip, aren't you? Is that your maiden name or your married name?”
Daisy May: “My maiden name.”
This guest, the County Clerk of Stanton County, Nebraska, shares her experiences of having an often-ridiculed name, highlighting the challenges and humor that come with it.
Katie Sastiel (02:12 – 04:16):
Art: “Katie Sastiel. And my maiden name is Moron. M O R O N.”
Katie: “We were descendants of the Spanish people in Spain. My father used to tell us that we descended from the morons in that place.”
Katie explains the cultural nuances of her name, which carries a completely different meaning in Spanish versus English-speaking contexts.
Ona Brown Bear (03:39 – 05:09):
Art: “Mrs. Ona Brown Bear. What do you spell, Ona?”
Ona: “O, N, A. And brown bear is just how it sounds.”
Ona's whimsical name captivates the judges, earning her the grand prize of a 17-jewel Gruen precision wristwatch, recognizing her unique name and charming demeanor.
Art continues to introduce other guests with names like Cyphers, Hooten, Wall Drop, and Carrie Organ, each bringing their own flair and stories that underscore the diversity of names in America.
Notable Quote: Art Linkletter at 02:35: “Believe me, it made crazy.”
Segment 2: Out-of-Town Guests with Unusual Names
Timestamp: 05:21 – 10:31
Art broadens the scope by acknowledging guests from various parts of the country, highlighting even more unusual names:
Each guest shares brief introductions, adding to the vibrant tapestry of unique names showcased on the show.
Segment 3: Romance Time – Unusual Love Stories
Timestamp: 10:31 – 14:23
Transitioning from names to love, Art introduces “Romance Time,” where guests recount the unconventional ways they met their spouses. This segment is judged by the enchanting Miss Helen Chapman, Miss World Trade for 1947, who brings an air of grace and insight to the stories shared.
Mrs. William Bedford (08:09 – 12:03):
Art: “Watching the picture.”
Mrs. Bedford: “He moved up and sat right next to me. We had a kiss first.”
Their swift romance led to marriage just under five months later.
Mrs. George Moore (09:35 – 12:03):
Mrs. Moore: “I jumped back into a manhole and met a man who was measuring something for the state highway department.”
This dramatic encounter, involving a fall into a manhole, captivated both Art and the judges, earning Mrs. Moore the top accolade.
Mrs. LaRue Barman (10:47 – 12:03):
Mrs. Barman: “He bent down to catch a ball, and his pants split. He stayed to sit in the grandstand with me.”
Their unique meeting at a baseball game sees him patiently staying despite the wardrobe malfunction.
Mrs. Virginia Collins (12:16 – 14:23):
Mrs. Collins: “Our engagement was announced as a gag during a ship's program in Honolulu.”
What began as a playful ruse led to a genuine relationship and subsequent marriage.
Notable Quote: Mrs. George Moore at 10:03: “He worked for the state highway department. He was standing there measuring something and I fell right into him.”
Segment 4: Interactive Contest – Words Starting with 'C'
Timestamp: 14:23 – 15:52
In a lively interlude, Art engages a guest, Mrs. Alice Cookie from Burbank, in a rapid-fire contest where she earns a dollar for every word she can think of that starts with the letter 'C' within 20 seconds.
Notable Quote: Art Linkletter at 15:04: “Chichi Castanengo.”
Mrs. Cookie successfully lists eight words, surpassing expectations and adding an element of excitement and competition to the show.
Segment 5: Dog Training with Rennie Renfro
Timestamp: 16:02 – 22:19
Art shifts gears to a practical and informative segment featuring Rennie Renfro, a veteran dog trainer from Hollywood, known for his work with the beloved canine Daisy from the Blondie movies.
Introduction to Rennie Renfro (16:02 – 17:24):
Rennie shares his transition from acting to dog training, emphasizing his dedication to raising his recently adopted baby in the countryside to ensure a balanced upbringing.
Audience Q&A on Dog Training (17:24 – 22:19):
Listeners submit questions ranging from preventing dogs from tearing up yards to dealing with picky eaters. Rennie offers practical advice:
Notable Quote: Rennie Renfro at 21:27: “The first two months are among the hardest.”
Rennie's expertise provides valuable insights for dog owners, blending humor with practical tips, and reinforcing the show's community-oriented spirit.
Segment 6: Kids’ Corner – Children’s Dreams and Stories
Timestamp: 22:19 – 30:25
Art dedicates a heartwarming segment to young listeners, featuring five children aged six to eight from Nora Sterry School in West Los Angeles. Guided by Ms. Barnett, Art engages with the children, exploring their dreams and imaginative stories.
Irene Parsons (23:39 – 25:07):
Art: “You’d like to have a simple life, huh?”
Irene: “Sometimes I think about being a housewife or a hostess on an airplane.”
Carly Adams (25:05 – 26:15):
Carly: “My daddy brought this beanie from Switzerland. It was used for singing.”
Art: “Do you know what yodeling is?”
Carly: “Like a rooster.”
Billie Jean Minyard (26:35 – 27:15):
Art: “Do you practice any music instrument?”
Billie Jean: “Yes, the violin. I want to be a piano player.”
Armin Douglas Sampson (27:15 – 28:38):
Armin: “I collect rattlesnakes. I get them out of holes at my house and clap them because I like them.”
Art: “Don't tell others to try this; it’s dangerous!”
Margie Sh (28:38 – 29:42):
Margie: “I like to jump rope.”
Art: Encourages imaginative storytelling, prompting Margie to begin a tale with “Once upon a time.”
Notable Quote: Billie Jean Minyard at 27:05: “I want to be a piano player.”
This segment underscores the show's dedication to fostering community and nurturing the aspirations of its youngest listeners.
Conclusion
Art Linkletter wraps up the episode by acknowledging the vibrant interactions and the delightful contributions of both adults and children. The episode not only entertains but also fosters a sense of community, celebrating individuality through unique names and heartwarming love stories. Engaging segments with practical advice on dog training and a dedicated space for children's dreams further enhance the show's rich, multifaceted appeal.
Final Notable Quote: Art Linkletter at 29:14: “Tell your neighbors, kids.”
Closing Remarks
"Art Linkletter's House Party" remains a beloved staple of Harold's Old Time Radio, encapsulating the charm and warmth of vintage radio entertainment. This episode, with its delightful blend of humor, personal stories, and community engagement, continues to resonate with listeners, embodying the timeless appeal of family-oriented programming.