
Baby Snooks 1941-04-24 In the Kitchen
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Daddy
Oh, pardon me. Hello? Hello, John. Oh, hello, Daddy. When are you coming down? I'm afraid I can't make it tonight. I just got home from the office and found my wife missing. Not for good. Who could be that lucky? I haven't talked to kids yet, but I'm starved. And I'll probably have to whip up some food for myself. Have the children eaten, Maybe each other. I can't talk anymore now. I'll see you later. So long. Poor Daddy.
Snooks
Daddy.
Daddy
Snooks, I told you to stay up there and play with ropes.
Snooks
Pierre, he don't want to play.
Daddy
What's he yelling about? What are you playing?
Snooks
Pushing the corner.
Daddy
Pushing the corner?
Snooks
Yeah, I shot him in the bush and he likes.
Daddy
Never mind that. And don't start handing me any of those broken down jokes tonight.
Snooks
Why?
Daddy
Because I'm tired and upset. Where did Mommy go?
Snooks
Uncle Louis came over here and they took Aunt Selfie to the hospital.
Daddy
What for?
Snooks
They told me she had a headache.
Daddy
All right. People don't go to the hospital for a headache.
Snooks
That's what I thought when they started screaming.
Daddy
Balancing, spelling and Sophie. Oh, Snooks, I've got to run down to the hospital myself.
Snooks
Why?
Daddy
Well, I'm. I. I think I'll take her some aspirins for a headache.
Snooks
You better take a rattle for the baby, too.
Daddy
Baby? How do you know about the baby?
Snooks
They just called up and Cheddar and Selfie got a new baby.
Daddy
Oh, they did? Well, I'm going to the hospital.
Snooks
I want to go for your dad.
Daddy
You can't.
Snooks
Why?
Daddy
Because they don't allow little girls in the place where they keep the new babies.
Snooks
Can you catch them?
Daddy
No. Just take care of ropes.
Snooks
Pierre, I'm going to read you. I'm going to leave here.
Daddy
Oh, what's the use? All right, then. I'll stay here. Look out.
Snooks
Where you going, Daddy?
Daddy
I'm going to call up Aunt Sophie. Give me that phone. Wonder who it looks like. Just think, Snooks, Uncle Louie's got a son, I've got a nephew, and you've got a little cousin.
Snooks
Does he have triplets?
Daddy
No, I'm only. Hello? Oh, Central Hospital. Mrs. Higgins, please go upstairs and keep ropes. Be quiet.
Snooks
I want to listen.
Daddy
Oh, please. Hello? Oh, hello, Mother. How's Sophie? That's fine. A boy. Great. Who does he look like? Oh.
Snooks
Who does he look like, Daddy?
Daddy
Uncle Louie.
Snooks
I didn't want to keep him.
Daddy
What? Yes. Yes.
Snooks
Where did they get the baby, Daddy?
Daddy
Oh, they bought him? Yes. Huh. He weighs eight pounds.
Snooks
Do they pay for them by the pound? Daddy?
Daddy
No. Keep quiet. Oh, all right. I'll feed the kids. What about my dinner? She hung up.
Snooks
My heavens, look at Daddy. Here's Robespierre.
Daddy
Oh, let me pick him up. Oh, Robespierre.
Snooks
What happened?
Daddy
He fell down the stairs. I told you to watch him.
Snooks
I'll make him do it again.
Daddy
Now. What for?
Snooks
Now I can watch him.
Daddy
You little savage. Well, thank heaven he's not hurt. Now come on, let's all go in the kitchen and get something to eat. Snooks, what does Mummy give Robespierre for supper?
Snooks
Harmonade?
Daddy
Not every night.
Snooks
Sometimes. Frankfurt isn't beans.
Daddy
That's too heavy for an infant. Let's see what's in the icebox. The idea of feeding a kid ham and eggs in Frankfurt is.
Snooks
Here's some hash, Daddy.
Daddy
Well, that's better. Need something light like that before going to bed.
Snooks
Can he eat some of the pie I made?
Daddy
Oh, you made a pie?
Snooks
Uh huh. I made a rhubarb pie. Here it is, Daddy.
Daddy
What on earth? Oh, snorks. That pie is two feet long.
Snooks
I couldn't find any shorter rhubarb.
Daddy
And it isn't even baked. You've just got the stuff rolled up in dough.
Snooks
No good.
Daddy
Of course not. Throw it away. I'll show you how to cook.
Snooks
He don't like the hash, Daddy. I think he wants some cereal.
Daddy
Cereal? All right. Reach in the cupboard and get a box of Post Toasties.
Snooks
Do you know how to fix it?
Daddy
Why, certainly. Hand me that frying pan. We'll soon have a meal fit for the gods. Dig out a couple of onions.
Snooks
I'm gonna eat my pie.
Daddy
Look, you can't eat. You should have baked it first. Why, if you just look at a cookbook, you'd find out.
Snooks
I did look at the cookbook, Daddy. Well, it said, get the pie rolled, then set in the hot oven for 40 minutes.
Daddy
Well, why didn't you do it?
Snooks
I sat in there for two minutes and it burnt my.
Daddy
They meant to set the pie in the oven.
Snooks
He's getting hungry, Daddy.
Daddy
Okay, okay, I'll have your cereal ready just as soon as I get these onions cut up. Boy, what a dish. Now, where's the ketchup?
Snooks
I used it up in the pie, Daddy.
Daddy
Fine cook. Rhubarb pie with ketchup. Oh, well, the baby will have to eat his cereal plain with onions. Yeah, you want some of this stuff now?
Snooks
It looks funny.
Daddy
Oh, nonsense. It's delicious. Tastes a little roast beer.
Snooks
Delicious, ain't it?
Daddy
Kids don't appreciate good food. I'll show you how good it is. Watch me eat this great big tablespoonful. Mm. Why, this is.
Snooks
Shall I get the vacuum cleaner, Daddy?
Daddy
Come. Guess I put a little too much mustard in it. I think you'd better just drink a glass of milk and go to bed.
Snooks
What are you gonna eat, Daddy?
Daddy
Oh, I don't know. Let me look in the icebox again. Oh, nothing else in here.
Snooks
Why are you putting my baloney in your pocket, Daddy?
Daddy
Oh, did I put that in my pocket, silly?
Snooks
Too slow.
Daddy
What do you mean? I didn't hide this bologna because I didn't want to share it.
Snooks
Oh, no.
Daddy
I know it's not good for little children, especially this time of night.
Snooks
I want to beat the bologna.
Daddy
Now listen to me, snooks. If you were to eat this bologna right now, your undeveloped digestive system wouldn't be able to promote the proper flow of pancreatic juices to cope with the enormous task of the assimilation necessary to avoid spasms. Understand?
Snooks
Uh huh. You want it all for yourself.
Daddy
Nothing of the kind. And look, just to prove it, I'll toss you for it.
Snooks
All right, let me hold it.
Daddy
No, we'll let Robespierre hold it. I hear baby hold the baloney.
Snooks
What do I have to do, Daddy?
Daddy
I'll toss this coin and you holler, heads or tails. Ready?
Snooks
Ready Now.
Daddy
Go on.
Snooks
Heads.
Daddy
Oh. All right. Best two out of three. Call again.
Snooks
Heads.
Daddy
Oh, darn coin. Must have two heads. All right, you win. What are you yelling about? I said you win. What's the matter.
Snooks
Rose? Beer ain't the balloon?
Daddy
Let's go to a restaurant.
Podcast Summary: “Baby Snooks 1941-04-24 In the Kitchen”
Released on August 7, 2025 | Hosted by Harold's Old Time Radio
“Baby Snooks 1941-04-24 In the Kitchen” transports listeners back to the Golden Age of Radio, vividly recreating the charming and comedic dynamics of the beloved “Snooks” series. This episode centers around the domestic antics and heartfelt interactions between Daddy and his precocious daughter, Snooks, within the confines of their bustling kitchen. Set against the backdrop of a typical family evening, the episode deftly balances humor with subtle emotional undertones, capturing the essence of family life during the early 1940s.
Daddy: The well-meaning but often frazzled father navigating the challenges of family life and household responsibilities.
Snooks: A spirited and inquisitive young girl, whose playful demeanor brings both joy and minor chaos to the household.
Robespierre: The family pet, a curious and mischievous character whose antics add to the household’s lively atmosphere.
The episode begins with Daddy on the phone, evidently distressed about his wife’s sudden disappearance and the lack of communication with his children. His concerns quickly shift as Snooks interjects, revealing that Aunt Selfie has been taken to the hospital due to a supposed headache—a situation that raises Daddy’s suspicions about the true nature of her ailment.
As Daddy contemplates visiting the hospital to check on Aunt Selfie, Snooks introduces the news of a new baby in the family, prompting Daddy to make arrangements. Their conversation is punctuated by playful banter and misunderstandings, highlighting the tender yet humorous relationship between father and daughter.
The narrative then moves to the kitchen, where Daddy attempts to prepare dinner amidst Snooks’s culinary misadventures. Snooks proudly presents her homemade rhubarb pie, which turns out to be an oversized, unbaked creation. Daddy’s reactions range from amusement to mild exasperation as he guides Snooks through the proper way to bake, leading to a series of comedic exchanges about the pie’s preparation.
Amidst the cooking chaos, Robespierre, the family pet, tumbles down the stairs, prompting Daddy to scold Snooks for not watching him. The episode captures the everyday challenges of parenting with warmth and humor, showcasing Daddy’s patience and Snooks’s endearing defiance.
The climax of the episode involves a humorous attempt to prevent Snooks from eating her improperly baked pie and Daddy's elaborate explanation of why it's unsuitable for her to consume. Their playful coin toss over the distribution of bologna further underscores the lighthearted and affectionate rapport between them.
Family Dynamics and Parenting: The interplay between Daddy and Snooks highlights the universal challenges and joys of parenting. Daddy’s attempts to maintain order and provide for his family, juxtaposed with Snooks’s innocent mischief, illustrate the delicate balance parents strive to achieve.
Humor in Everyday Life: The episode leverages situational comedy derived from household mishaps, such as the oversized pie and Robespierre’s fall, to create an engaging and entertaining narrative.
Resourcefulness and Adaptability: Daddy’s quick thinking in the kitchen, despite limited resources and unexpected challenges, underscores themes of resilience and adaptability within the family setting.
Generational Differences: The dialogue between Daddy and Snooks subtly reflects the generational gap, especially in their differing approaches to problem-solving and household responsibilities.
Daddy on Snooks’s Pie Mishap ([04:36]):
“What on earth? Oh, Snooks. That pie is two feet long.”
Snooks’s Innocent Defiance ([07:34]):
“I want to beat the bologna.”
Daddy’s Elaborate Explanation ([07:34]-[07:49]):
“If you were to eat this bologna right now, your undeveloped digestive system wouldn't be able to promote the proper flow of pancreatic juices to cope with the enormous task of the assimilation necessary to avoid spasms.”
Daddy’s Playful Victory ([08:28]):
“Oh, darn coin. Must have two heads. All right, you win.”
Emotional Depth: Daddy’s initial concern over his wife’s absence adds a layer of emotional depth to the otherwise lighthearted episode, hinting at underlying family tensions and responsibilities.
Comedic Timing: The back-and-forth banter between Daddy and Snooks, especially during the pie preparation scene, showcases impeccable comedic timing that keeps listeners engaged and amused.
Character Development: Snooks’s character is portrayed as both mischievous and sweet, while Daddy embodies the archetypal caring yet exasperated father, making their interactions relatable and endearing.
“Baby Snooks 1941-04-24 In the Kitchen” is a delightful episode that encapsulates the charm and humor of family life in the early 1940s. Through witty dialogue, relatable scenarios, and endearing character interactions, Harold's Old Time Radio effectively brings to life the timeless dynamics between a father and his spirited daughter. Whether you’re a long-time fan of the series or a newcomer, this episode offers a nostalgic and entertaining glimpse into the everyday adventures of the Snooks family.