
Beulah 45-07-16 (003) Beulah Finds a Wedding Ring
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Marlon Hurt
Every home. Tom's famous quick relief for acid indigestion presents the Marlon Hertz and build us show. With lovely Carol Stewart, the music of Albert Sack and his orchestra, and starring Marlon Hurts and Got the world in a juglong.
Beulah
Just a stopper in my hand Kind.
Marlon Hurt
Of silly yes, sir, it's Beulah. Every week at this time, the makers of Tums presents the Marlon Hurt and Beulah show, written by Phil Leslie. You know, friends, there's a time and place for everything, but with acid indigestion, you never know when or where it may strike. That's why it's best night and day, at home or away to always carry tums. Then at the first sign of acid indigestion, you just slip one or two Tums in your mouth, the same as you would candy mints. Nothing to mix or stir. You don't even need water. Almost instantly, Tums neutralize the excess acid, soothe the heartburn and bring priceless peace and calm to acid upset. No soda in Tums to over alkalize. No acid rebound. So tonight, get tums yourself and try them out. Only 10 cents a roll. All drug stores ask for tums. T u m S Tums for the tummy. The housekeeper at the Marlon hurt home is a little bit excited at the moment. And I'll bet you'd be if you'd been coming home from the grocery store and you found a beautiful gold wedding r lying in the street. I bet you'd be excited, too. Anyhow, here she is now, bursting to tell someone about it as we look in on Marlon Hurt and Beulah, a.
Beulah
Gold wedding ring right down the street laying right there. Mr. Marlon. Mr. Martin. You know what? Mr. Marlon.
Mr. Martin
Now, Beulah, take it easy. Take it easy. Don't get so excited.
Beulah
Yes, but, Mr. Martin, you know what?
Mr. Martin
Now look beautiful. Relax. I go out and come in again?
Beulah
Yes.
Aunt Alice
Oh, Marlon, that's ridiculous.
Mr. Martin
Well, she's got to learn to control herself, Aunt Alice. This will be good for her. She'll cool off now and then she.
Beulah
Ms. Marlon, may I speak with you, sir?
Mr. Martin
Yes, Beulah. You see what I mean?
Aunt Alice
Yes, go ahead, Beulah.
Beulah
Well, will you hear what happened? I was down to the grocery store. I'll come home and I look in the street and you know what I saw laying in the gutter?
Aunt Alice
Nobody we know, I hope.
Beulah
No, ma'am. I found me this pretty little gold wed ring. Look.
Mr. Martin
Wedding ring. Say, this is a pretty ring. Somebody be looking for that.
Beulah
I know. Gals has been looking for them for a long time. Not to mention any names, but this one gal that starts with a bugle. We don't talk about that.
Aunt Alice
Well, is there any identification in the ring, Bueller?
Beulah
I didn't see none of that stuff, ma'am. It's got the man's name in it, though. It's got that. Yeah, it's got his name in his apartment number.
Aunt Alice
Oh, well, that just as good.
Beulah
Did you hear Mammy say Warren, Ted 24k? That's what it says.
Mr. Martin
Oh, no, Bill, that says warranted 24 karats. That means it's gold.
Beulah
24 what?
Mr. Martin
Carats. That's what they measure gold with carats.
Beulah
Look at you. I know you, Mr. Martin. You trying for a joke?
Mr. Martin
All right, never mind, it's yours.
Beulah
A pretty little ring, though. Look like the one my sister got for her wedding. Only Jefferson.
Aunt Alice
Oh, yes. Your sister just got married, didn't she?
Beulah
Just got married. Ain't that enough? Ain't nothing like a wedding ring to put some hope in a hope chest.
Aunt Alice
And you stood up for it, didn't you, Beulah?
Beulah
I sure did. With that dress I had on. I was afraid to sit down. Bill, Bill, Bill. That's my boyfriend, Bill. He said that dress fit me like the skin on a drum.
Mr. Martin
Was Bill the wedding, too?
Beulah
Yes, sir. I think he ain't gonna do cause no harm to have him watching the wedding now and see how other folks do this, you know?
Aunt Alice
You still thinking you're marrying that boy, Beulah?
Beulah
Well, we have talked about it, man. Pro and con. For an amateur, I'm strictly a pro. But that Bill is a great con man.
Mr. Martin
Yes, you can say that again.
Beulah
All right, for an amateur, I'm strictly a pro. But that'd be a.
Mr. Martin
Never mind, I didn't mean.
Beulah
Excuse me. Like I say, though we have conversed about the subject. We talked about it.
Mr. Martin
You disgusted?
Beulah
Hot, suddenly in you see, to that boy, walking down the middle aisle means going to a movie. And the only time he say I do is when I ask him do he want him some more pie.
Mr. Martin
Yeah, well, look, Bueller, I take good care of that wedding ring if I were you. That's an expensive ring.
Aunt Alice
Yes, and watch the newspapers. They'll probably advertise for it.
Beulah
No, I'll take good care of it. Well, what I do with the ring I had here? Oh, yes, she is. How's about to change from the lost and found to the founding lost.
Mr. Martin
I'll put it away somewhere.
Beulah
Yes, I better get out to my kitchen now. I'm fixing to do some canning today.
Aunt Alice
Oh, again, Beulah? I thought you just did some canning last week.
Beulah
Well, this time I'm putting up peaches. The man ever yet here with him that Mr. Frink has been. You know, the man we get the eggs from.
Aunt Alice
I hope they're as good as his eggs.
Beulah
They gotta be that good to get past the boat of hell. I hope he gets there soon. That's what I hope. Safe all day. To peeling them. Last pictures he brought had 5:00 shadow.
Mr. Martin
At 10:00am Sounds like a lot of trouble, Beulah.
Beulah
Oh, I don't mind. Beulah gonna keep us eating this winter, Mr. Marlon. Watch them lazy grasshopper folks is jumping around them empty store shelves. Beulah, the little ant is going to feed us out of the pantry.
Aunt Alice
That's right. You know, they tell me at the market, Marlon, that there's less canned goods right now than at any time since the war started.
Beulah
Well, that's what I mean when I say we're going to eat what we can. I mean if we don't can, we don't eat.
Aunt Alice
Well, I'll start washing the jars. Beulah, did you bring them up out of the cellar?
Beulah
Yeah, some days in the kitchen I got all a hundred of them quartz fruit jars.
Mr. Martin
Mr. Marlon Mason, Beulah.
Beulah
No, I used to, but Bill's bosses. He belonged up.
Mr. Martin
Oh, no, I didn't mean that. I mean the fruit jars.
Beulah
I'll get it. Where are. Ms. Carol. Hi, Ms. Carol.
Carol Stewart
Hello, Marlon.
Mr. Martin
Oh, hi, Carol. Come in, honey.
Carol Stewart
Well, I can't stay a minute. I was just passing and. Wait a minute, Marlon. Hold still a minute, huh? Turn your profile to me like it was. That's it.
Mr. Martin
What's the matter?
Carol Stewart
Well, that's amazing. Yes, sir. George Raft.
Mr. Martin
Who, me? I look like George Raft?
Carol Stewart
Exactly like him, Marlon. Now, now turn your head a little.
Mr. Martin
Okay. I don't think I look like.
Beulah
Hmm.
Mr. Martin
George Rafferty. Of course, I only did like to flip a half dollar. Let's see if I Bueller, you got a half dollar?
Beulah
Please leave us. Not indulging Whimsy, sir.
Carol Stewart
Look at his profile, Beulah. Isn't he just the image of him?
Beulah
Well, the light's kind of bad in here. He got a profile, though. He got that, all right.
Mr. Martin
Oh, I don't see the resemblance, Carrie. George is. Well, I'm a little husky of your Bill, of course, but. Beulah, you ought to dust this mirror.
Beulah
Yeah, I'll take a cloth. Oh, Miss Gall, I got something to show you. Where'd I put that little ring? Oh, yeah. There. Teddy, ain't it pretty?
Carol Stewart
A wedding ring. Why, Beulah, how wonderful. Aren't you lucky?
Beulah
Yes.
Carol Stewart
When did this happen?
Beulah
This morning, downtown.
Carol Stewart
This morning? Well, for heaven's sake, what are you doing here now?
Beulah
I was just sticking to can some peaches.
Marlon Hurt
What?
Mr. Martin
Carol, maybe Raph and I do look a little alike, but I. Oh, Julie.
Carol Stewart
You'Re silly, working on a day like this. Where's Bill?
Beulah
He's at the plant, Ms. Carol. He don't know nothing about it yet. He doesn't know. He doesn't know about it.
Carol Stewart
Oh, Beulah, don't tell me you gave Bill a brush after all these years.
Beulah
Oh, no, man. We got a date to go dancing tonight. I don't see no reason to brush him off now. He's just getting interesting.
Marlon Hurt
What?
Carol Stewart
Why, Beulah.
Marlon Hurt
Carol.
Mr. Martin
You know, there is a certain resemblance.
Carol Stewart
Now, wait, Marlon. Beulah, you don't expect to keep going with Bill now that you're married?
Beulah
Well, I didn't think. Married.
Mr. Martin
Married? Who's married? Carol, you're not married?
Beulah
No, I am. I mean, no, not me. Oh.
Carol Stewart
I mean, what is this?
Mr. Martin
Oh, say, speaking of marriage, bill, let's show Ms. Carol the wedding ring you found downtown. Oh, you found a pretty little gold band. Carol, you know, one of those circles that girls are always going around in.
Beulah
Oh, look at the circle together. Did you hear what he'd say to circles? Yes, and that's him. That's my fault.
Marlon Hurt
Coming back in the auction Drive wheel, maybe.
Beulah
I wish that man would get here with them peaches. Little old empty Jaws is just itching to get scratched with a peach pit.
Aunt Alice
Oh, he'll be along, Beulah. You know he's always late. I'm going to buy that man a watch one of these days.
Beulah
Wouldn't help none, ma'am. I give him a calendar one time, but he's only up the last month on it.
Mr. Martin
Hey, Beulah, I think this is the ad for that ring. Listen. Lost gold wedding ring, vicinity of 4th and Spruce.
Beulah
That's where I found it right around there.
Mr. Martin
Small scratches on inside.
Beulah
I sure about that. Scratches on inside.
Mr. Martin
And it says $50 reward.
Beulah
That does it. If it ain't scratch, it will be. Yeah, so that's the man. That's the one I want to give it to.
Aunt Alice
What do you know about that? You are a lucky Beulah.
Beulah
Mr. Marzza, will you please call the man up? $50. Tell him to bring him right over here. This little ring is ready. My goodness, you get here quick. Didn't he?
Mr. Martin
Where's that ring?
Beulah
I had it right here. Oh, oh, yes. Stay with me, little ring.
Aunt Alice
That's the man with the peaches. Marlon, let him in.
Marlon Hurt
Well, here's your stitches. Howdy. I mean, howdy. Here's your stitches.
Aunt Alice
We're ready for them, Mr. Frink.
Marlon Hurt
Frank Frink. Is he on the box there? Frank.
Beulah
Oh, Frank.
Marlon Hurt
Frank.
Beulah
Sure is a wet name, ain't it?
Mr. Martin
Hey, these look mighty nice, Mr. Frank. Free stones, I think.
Marlon Hurt
Well, stones are free. Pizzas cost money. That's this little joke of mine.
Aunt Alice
Yes, that's about as little a joke as I ever heard. This isn't all you brought?
Marlon Hurt
Oh, no, no. Six more boxes on the back cord.
Mr. Martin
Hey, you girls got some peeling to do. These babies have got more fuzz than a sophomore's.
Beulah
Some of Austin can't even say it either. This little man in his job.
Aunt Alice
Yes, I wish we could can that for succotash this winter.
Marlon Hurt
You know, I'd like to know. I almost didn't get it at all today. I went through a meeting of the Egg Men's Association. Big business.
Mr. Martin
Well, good. How is the egg business, by the way?
Marlon Hurt
Oh, mighty good, mighty good. Yes, sir. Got my hands on an eight hour shift now. Some of them give me Alfonso three eggs a day.
Mr. Martin
That a way. Well, that's some laying.
Beulah
That's some lion.
Marlon Hurt
Yeah. Had a big honor today though, at the meeting. They made me head of the Eggman's Association.
Mr. Martin
Is that so?
Marlon Hurt
Yep, yep. Egghead of Frank, they call me now.
Aunt Alice
I'm sure you'll live up to it, Mr. Frank.
Mr. Martin
Well, if you'll just tell us how much we owe you, I'll get you the money.
Marlon Hurt
Let me see now. Seven boxes, two box of butts, or I mean two bucks a box. That's four. Two bucks a box? Four. Make it ten dollars.
Mr. Martin
Well, that seems fair enough. Here you are.
Marlon Hurt
Say, you don't need any eggs, do you? I got them out in the car. I mean out in the truck there.
Aunt Alice
Yes, yes, we could use some if they're today's Egg?
Marlon Hurt
Oh, sure, sure, they're nice, they're nice. Oh, you wouldn't want me. They.
Mr. Martin
Well, he's a happy fellow, isn't he?
Beulah
Nice speaking voice too.
Mr. Martin
Well, I'll go call him about your ring, Bula. This is sure to be the guy though. Are you lucky.
Aunt Alice
I'll be back in a minute, Beulah, you go ahead and start on the pizza.
Beulah
Yeah. My goodness, look on that back porch. Going to taste mighty good this winter though. And little Mr. Shakespeare, he must have been thinking of us when he say that line. What food these morsels be.
Marlon Hurt
Hello, Bueller.
Beulah
Oh, come here Mr. Knives, how are you?
Marlon Hurt
Oh, I'm fine. Hey, you look like you got a job there.
Beulah
Well, ain't exactly no picnic, but I. I don't mind.
Marlon Hurt
Say, speaking of picnics, this is picnic weather. Bula, have you been on one yet?
Beulah
Nothing but me and Bill. You know my boss named Bill? Sure, we going on one next Sunday. I sex the first jar of the pizzas I'm about to put up today will be put down next Sunday.
Marlon Hurt
Well, they'll look mighty good in a picnic basket. You like? What else do you usually take to eat? Deviled eggs?
Beulah
Well, Yasmin, deviled eggs, sandwiches, pickles, olives of big songs and maybe a pie. Bill like to eat me.
Marlon Hurt
Yeah, well, who doesn't? That isn't all though.
Beulah
Well, we don't take our own ants, if that's what you mean.
Marlon Hurt
They already we're the only thing you're missing, and you should never pack a picnic basket without it, is a few rolls of Tums, that famous quick relief for acid indigestion.
Beulah
Oh, sure, I should remember that.
Marlon Hurt
Ah, believe me, when you're out in the country having fun and you got a sudden stomach upset, a touch of heartburn, well, it's no picnic. That's why no picnic basket is complete without a few rolls of tum. Because at the first sign of trouble, you simply pop a tum or two in your mouth and bingo, out goes the discomfort. And in no time at all you're feeling easy and comfortable again.
Beulah
Ain't that interesting?
Marlon Hurt
And relief is so fast and so easy. You don't have to worry about mixing or stirring thumbs. You simply eat them like a good after dinner mint. And as quick as a flash, the acid discomfort is gone and everybody's happy again.
Beulah
Oh, you still must eat a lot of them. Mr. Najeeb is happy all the time. He really is.
Marlon Hurt
Well, don't forget, when you pack that picnic basket, Bu the smart people always play safe so Always keep a roll of tum. Sandy. Remember, night and day, at home or away, always carry tums. T U M S tums for the tub. Well, see you later.
Beulah
Goodbye, Mr. Nile. Come back sometime next Monday. Save him. A cheerful man. Always happy.
Marlon Hurt
Well, you're all set, Bull.
Mr. Martin
You're in.
Beulah
I sure am, sir, to my elbows and pieces.
Mr. Martin
No, no, I. I mean about the ring. I called the man in the ad, a Mr. Ranger, and he's coming over to see me. It's his wife's ring.
Beulah
All night. That's $50. Lady Luck. I'm still your favorite chap.
Mr. Martin
Have you got the ring?
Beulah
Well, I said. Oh, Rule, look out. Don't style me like that this morning. I got it all right. Right. Right here in the apron pocket.
Mr. Martin
Well, just be sure you.
Marlon Hurt
Hello, there.
Beulah
Anybody home?
Mr. Martin
Who's that?
Beulah
Nobody I know. Where's Miss Aunt Alice?
Mr. Martin
Upstairs. It's not her.
Beulah
Well, hello there, neighbor.
Mr. Martin
Neighbor? Hey, how'd you get in here?
Marlon Hurt
Look right in, neighbor.
Beulah
Front door wasn't locked. I'll take care of that.
Marlon Hurt
Do I walk right in?
Beulah
I'm your new neighbor.
Marlon Hurt
Neighbor? Where? Where?
Beulah
Oh, oh, oh, you just moved in next door.
Marlon Hurt
Always like to get acquainted with my neighbor.
Beulah
Like to see what I'm up against.
Mr. Martin
Oh, yeah. Well, my name's Hurst. Marlon Hurst. Glad to know you.
Marlon Hurt
Hurt. And this, of course, is. No, it probably isn't.
Mr. Martin
Oh, you're probably right. This is our housekeeper, beulah. This is Mr. Jenkins.
Beulah
I'm due.
Mr. Martin
You moved in yesterday, didn't you? I noticed a truck out there.
Marlon Hurt
Yes, yes, I know you did, but we're used to that.
Beulah
We don't mind.
Marlon Hurt
We don't mind people peeping out their upstairs windows. Not at all. Sometimes they lean too far and fall right on their heads.
Mr. Martin
Well, I wasn't exactly peeping out. I happen to be raising the blind. And I noticed your truck was parked in my flower bed.
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Release Date: April 28, 2025
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Title: Beulah Finds a Wedding Ring
In this heartwarming episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, listeners are transported to a charming household where Beulah, the diligent housekeeper, stumbles upon a lost gold wedding ring. The episode masterfully blends humor, community spirit, and the timeless quest to return lost belongings to their rightful owners. Set against the backdrop of the Golden Age of Radio, the story unfolds with engaging character interactions and delightful dialogues that capture the essence of familial bonds and neighborly goodwill.
The episode kicks off with Beulah excitedly sharing her discovery:
Beulah informs Mr. Martin and Aunt Alice about the found ring, highlighting its beauty and the potential story behind it.
The family examines the ring, noting inscriptions that could help identify the owner.
Determined to return the ring, Beulah and Mr. Martin delve into identifying the owner. They come across an advertisement that matches the details on the ring.
The reward offers motivation to locate the rightful owner, adding urgency to their mission.
Aunt Alice and Mr. Martin commend Beulah's honesty and initiative, reinforcing the family's supportive dynamic.
As they prepare to contact the ring's owner, Frank Frink, the local egg supplier, makes an appearance, bringing a basket of peaches. His interaction adds a layer of community camaraderie and lightheartedness.
Frank Frink ([12:08]): "Well, here's your stitches."
Beulah ([13:05]): "Some of Austin can't even say it either. This little man in his job."
Frank's dedication to his work and his friendly demeanor endear him to the household, illustrating the tight-knit community.
The episode builds up to the moment when the owner, Mr. Ranger, arrives to claim his lost wedding ring. The household gathers to welcome him, demonstrating their eagerness to ensure the ring is returned safely.
The reunion is heartfelt, emphasizing the importance of honesty and community support.
The episode wraps up with a new neighbor moving in, introducing future storylines and reinforcing the theme of community and neighborly relations.
Beulah ([17:51]): "Neighbor? Where?"
Mr. Martin ([18:27]): "Mr. Jenkins."
As the household adjusts to the arrival of Mr. Jenkins, listeners are left with a sense of closure and anticipation for future adventures.
Beulah ([02:37]): "Gold wedding ring right down the street laying right there."
Mr. Martin ([11:16]): "Lost gold wedding ring, vicinity of 4th and Spruce."
Beulah ([17:12]): "Mr. Marzza, will you please call the man up? $50. Tell him to bring him right over here."
Honesty and Integrity: Beulah's commitment to returning the lost ring underscores the values of honesty and community responsibility.
Community Spirit: The interactions among characters highlight the supportive and interconnected nature of the community.
Humor and Lightheartedness: The playful dialogues, especially with characters like Frank Frink, add humor and warmth to the narrative.
Timelessness of Family Bonds: The familial interactions between Beulah, Mr. Martin, and Aunt Alice emphasize enduring familial bonds and cooperation.
Harold's Old Time Radio delivers a nostalgic yet timeless story in Beulah Finds a Wedding Ring, blending humor, heart, and community values. Through engaging dialogues and relatable characters, the episode celebrates the virtues of honesty, neighborliness, and the simple joys of everyday life. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode offers an enriching and enjoyable experience that resonates across generations.