Beulah - Beulah Finds a Wedding Ring

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Beulah - Beulah Finds a Wedding Ring

Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Date: April 4, 2026
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio
Show Featured: The Beulah Show, "Beulah Finds a Wedding Ring"
Original Airdate: Golden Age of Radio (date not specified)

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Episode Overview

This episode features a classic installment of The Beulah Show, a beloved radio sitcom from the Golden Age of Radio. The central plot follows Beulah, the housekeeper for the Hurts family, as she finds a gold wedding ring in the street. The ensuing antics revolve around identifying the ring’s owner, the humorous misunderstandings that arise, and the warm domestic life surrounding Beulah, her friends, and employers.

The episode is packed with witty banter, sharp characterizations, and a slice-of-life depiction of mid-century American domesticity—all delivered in the show's signature jovial and conversational tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Story Beats

1. Beulah’s Discovery of the Wedding Ring (02:36–05:06)

• Beulah excitedly bursts into the Hurts’ home, eager to share her discovery of the ring.

• Marlon Hurt tries to calm Beulah down, resulting in a playful moment where he asks her to “go out and come in again” so she can compose herself.

• Aunt Alice inquires about identification in the ring. Beulah misreads the "24K" stamp as a name and apartment number before Marlon corrects her (“That means it’s gold, Beulah.”).

• The conversation turns to Beulah’s personal life, specifically her ongoing relationship with Bill, laced with Beulah’s trademark humor.

  "To that boy, walking down the middle aisle means going to a movie. And the only time he say I do is when I ask him do he want some more pie."
  — Beulah (05:13)

2. Kitchen Chatter & Canning (05:45–06:49)

• Beulah discusses her canning plans for peaches, part of her practical efforts to “keep us eating this winter.”
• Aunt Alice comments on wartime shortages and the value of home canning.
• Classic domestic humor arises as Beulah and Aunt Alice discuss fruit jars and kitchen helpers, mixing up “Mason” jars for Beulah’s friend Bill Mason.

3. Profile Jokes & Rings and Relationships (07:00–09:24)

• Enter Carol Stewart, who jokes that Marlon looks like movie actor George Raft, prompting some deadpan humor about flipping coins and profiles.
• Carol is surprised to learn Beulah found a wedding ring, initially misunderstanding and thinking Beulah herself is married.
• Marlon clears up the confusion by showing Carol the ring and creating laughs about "girls always going around in circles" (marriage rings).

4. The Reward & Reading the Classifieds (11:11–12:03)

• Beulah and the family discover a newspaper ad that matches the lost ring: location, details, reward for return.

• The promise of a $50 reward sets Beulah and Aunt Alice in motion to contact the owner.

  "That does it. If it ain't scratched, it will be."
  — Beulah, joking about making sure the ring meets the ad's description (11:31)

5. Mr. Frank, the Egg & Peach Man, Pays a Visit (12:08–14:23)

• Mr. Frank (dubbed the Eggman) brings the peaches for Beulah’s canning project, delivering corny jokes (“Well, stones are free. The peaches cost money.”).
• Mr. Frank shares he’s become the “Egghead” of the Eggmen’s Association, leading to more puns and wordplay about eggs and laying.

6. Canning Talk & Planning a Picnic (14:53–16:31)

• Beulah discusses an upcoming picnic with her beau, Bill, and debates the finer points of picnic food—deviled eggs, sandwiches, and, humorously, whether to bring “ants.”
• The narrator uses this as a segue to promote Tums, tying in with the domestic setting.

7. The Ring’s Owner Found (17:02–17:28)

• Marlon calls the number from the newspaper ad and confirms the ring belongs to Mr. Ranger’s wife. He’ll visit soon to collect it.
• Beulah delightedly anticipates the $50 reward, quipping: “Lady Luck, I’m still your favorite child.”

8. Meet the New Neighbor (17:31–18:47)

• A new neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, unexpectedly enters, trying to get acquainted, leading to lighthearted exchanges about peeking out windows and moving in.
• The episode closes with playful banter between Marlon, Beulah, and Mr. Jenkins.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Beulah’s Excitement:

  “A gold wedding ring right down the street… You know what, Mr. Martin!”
  — Beulah (02:36)

• Wartime Resourcefulness:

  “If we don’t can, we don’t eat.”
  — Beulah (06:33)

• On Bill’s Reluctance:

  “To that boy, walking down the middle aisle means going to a movie. And the only time he say I do is when I ask him do he want some more pie.”
  — Beulah (05:13)

• Finding the Reward:

  “That does it. If it ain’t scratched, it will be.”
  — Beulah, upon hearing about scratches on the ring in the ad (11:31)

• Eggman’s Title:

  “They made me head of the Eggman's Association… Egghead of Frink they call me now.”
  — Mr. Frank (13:34–13:39)

• Picnic Humor:

  “We don’t take our own ants if that’s what you mean. They’re already weak.”
  — Beulah, on picnic food (15:36–15:41)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Beulah Finds the Ring: 02:36–05:06
• Domestic Comedy & Canning: 05:45–06:49
• Carol Stewart’s Visit & Profile Jokes: 07:00–09:24
• Discovering the Reward: 11:11–12:03
• Mr. Frank (Eggman) Arrives: 12:08–14:23
• Picnic Talk: 14:53–16:31
• Contact with Ring’s Owner: 17:02–17:28
• New Neighbor Arrives: 17:31–18:47

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Episode Tone

• Warm, light-hearted, and playful
• Lots of domestic wisdom, clever wordplay, and gently teasing dialogue
• Reflects the rhythms and routines of mid-century American life

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This episode is a charming example of the sitcom style that delighted radio audiences in the 1940s and 1950s: gentle comedy, relatable situations, and memorable character interplay. Beulah’s hopeful nature, practicality, and quick wit shine as she maneuvers through small mysteries, friendly banter, and loyal domestic service—reminding listeners of a bygone era’s humor and heart.

Transcript

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[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Beulah]

Marlon Hurt and got the world in a jet law just to stop in my. How silly.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yes, sir, it's Beulah. Every week at this time, the makers of Tums presents the Marlon Hurt and Beulah show written by Phil Leslie. You know, friends, there's a time and place for everything, but with acid indigestion, you never know when or where it may strike. That's why it's best night and day at home or away to always carry tums. Then, as a first sign of acid indigestion, you just slip one or two tums in your mouth the same as you would candy mints. Nothing to mix or stir. You don't even need water. Almost instantly, tums neutralize the excess acid, soothe the heartburn and bring priceless peace and calm to acid upset. No soda in tuns to over alkalize. No acid rebound. So tonight, get tums yourself and try them out. Only 10 cents a roll. All drugstores ask for tums. T u m S Tums for the tubs. The housekeeper at the Marlon hurt home is a little bit excited at the moment. And I'll bet you'd be if you'd been coming home from the grocery store and you found a beautiful gold wedding r lying in the street. I bet you'd be excited, too. Anyhow, here she is now, bursting to tell someone about it as we look in on Marlon hurt and Beulah.

[Beulah]

A gold wedding ring right down the street, lynn. Right there, Mr. Marlon. Mr. Martin. You know what, Mr. Martin.

[Marlon Hurt]

Now, Beulah, take it easy. Take it easy. Don't get so excited.

[Beulah]

Yes, but Mr. Martin. You know what?

[Marlon Hurt]

Now look beautiful.

[Beulah]

Relax.

[Marlon Hurt]

Now go out and come in again.

[Beulah]

Yes.

[Aunt Alice]

Oh, Marlon, that's ridiculous.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, she's got to learn to control herself, aunt Alice. This would be good for her. She'll cool off now and then she just smiling.

[Beulah]

May I speak with you, sir?

[Marlon Hurt]

Yes, Beulah. Now you see what I mean?

[Aunt Alice]

Yes, go ahead, Beulah.

[Beulah]

Well, will you hear what happened? I was down to the Grocery store. I've come home and I look in the street and you know what I saw laying in the gutter?

[Aunt Alice]

Nobody we know, I hope.

[Beulah]

No, ma'. Am. I found me this pretty little gold wed. Ring. Look.

[Marlon Hurt]

Wedding ring. Say, this is a pretty ring. Somebody be looking for that.

[Beulah]

I know. Gals has been looking for him for a long time. Not to mention any names, but there's one gal that starts with a bugle. We don't talk about that.

[Aunt Alice]

Well, is there any identification in the ring, Bueller?

[Beulah]

I didn't see none of that stuff, ma'. Am. It's got the man's name in it, though. It's got that. Yeah, it's got his name in his apartment number.

[Aunt Alice]

Oh, well, that just as good.

[Beulah]

See here, Mammy. Say, Warren, Ted. 24K, that's what it says.

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, no, Bill. That says warranted 24 karats. That means it's gold.

[Beulah]

24 what, sir?

[Marlon Hurt]

Carats. That's what they measure gold with carats.

[Beulah]

Look at it. I know you, Mr. Martin. You're trying for a joke.

[Marlon Hurt]

All right.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Heaven.

[Beulah]

It sure is a pretty little ring, though. Look like the one my sister got for her wedding. Only Jefferson.

[Aunt Alice]

Oh, yes. Your sister just got married, didn't she?

[Beulah]

Just got married. Ain't that enough? Ain't nothing like a wedding ring to put some hope in a hope chest.

[Aunt Alice]

And you stood up for it, didn't you, Beulah?

[Beulah]

I sure did. With that dress I had on, I was afraid to sit down. Bill. Bill, Bill. That's my boy's friend, Bill. He said that dress fit me like the skin on a drum.

[Marlon Hurt]

Was Bill the wedding, too?

[Beulah]

Yes, sir. I think he ain't gonna do cause no harm to have him watching the wedding now and then. See how other folks do this, you know?

[Aunt Alice]

You still thinking you're marrying that boy, Beulah?

[Beulah]

Well, we have talked about it, man. Pro and con for an amateur. I'm strictly a pro. But that Bill is a great con man.

[Marlon Hurt]

Yes, you can say that again.

[Beulah]

All right, for an amateur, I'm strictly a pro. But that'd be. Never mind.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I didn't mean.

[Beulah]

Excuse me. Like I say, though, we have conversed about the subject. We talked about it.

[Marlon Hurt]

You disgusted?

[Beulah]

I certainly am. You see, to that, boy, walking down the middle aisle means going to a movie. And the only time he say I do is when I ask him do he want some more pie.

[Marlon Hurt]

Yeah, well, look, Beulah, I take good care of that wedding ring, if I were you. That's an expensive ring.

[Aunt Alice]

Yes, and watch the Newspapers. They'll probably advertise for it.

[Beulah]

No, I'll take good care of it. Well, what did I do with the ring I had here? Oh, yes, she is. How's about to change from the lost and found to the founding lost.

[Marlon Hurt]

I'll put it away somewhere.

[Beulah]

Yes, I better get out to my kitchen now. I'm fixing to do some canning today.

[Aunt Alice]

Oh, again, Beulah? I thought you just did some canning last week.

[Beulah]

Well, this time I'm putting up peaches. The man ever yet here with him that Mr. Frink is bringing? You know the man we get the eggs from.

[Aunt Alice]

I hope they're as good as his eggs.

[Beulah]

They gotta be that good to get past the boat of hell. I hope he gets there soon, that's what I hope. Safe all day to peeling them. Last pictures he brought had 5:00 clock shadow at 10:00am

[Marlon Hurt]

Sounds like a lot of trouble, Beulah.

[Beulah]

Oh, I don't mind. Beulah gonna keep us eating this winter, Mr. Marlon. Watch them lazy grasshopper folks is jumping around them empty store shelves. Beulah, the little ant is going to feed us out of the pantry.

[Aunt Alice]

That's right. You know, they tell me at the market, Marlon, that there's less canned goods right now than at any time since the war started.

[Beulah]

Well, that's what I mean when I say we're gonna eat what we can. I mean if we don't can, we don't eat.

[Aunt Alice]

Well, I'll start washing the jars.

[Beulah]

Beulah.

[Aunt Alice]

Did you bring them up out of the cellar?

[Beulah]

Yeah, some days in the kitchen I got all a hundred of them quartz fruit jars. Mr. Marlon.

[Marlon Hurt]

Mason, Beulah.

[Beulah]

No, I used to, but Bill's bosses. He belonged up.

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, no, I didn't mean that. I mean the fruit jars.

[Beulah]

I'll get it. Where are Miss Carol? Hi, Miss Bula.

[Carol Stewart]

Hello, Marlon.

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, hi, Carol. Come in, honey.

[Carol Stewart]

Well, I can't stay a minute. I was just passing and. Wait a minute, Marlon. Hold still a minute, huh? Turn your profile to me. Like it was. That's it.

[Beulah]

What's the matter?

[Carol Stewart]

Well, that's amazing. Yes, sir. George Raft.

[Beulah]

Who, me? I look like George Raft?

[Carol Stewart]

Exactly like him, Marlon. Now turn your head a little.

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, Cal, I don't think I look like George Raft.

[Beulah]

Eh?

[Marlon Hurt]

Of course, I always did like to flip a half dollar. Let's see if I'd. Beulah, you got a half dollar?

[Beulah]

Please leave us not indulge in whimsy, sir.

[Carol Stewart]

Look at his profile, Beulah. Isn't he just the image of him?

[Beulah]

Well, the light's kind of bad in here. He got a profile, though. He got that all right.

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, I don't see the resemblance, Carrie.

[Narrator/Announcer]

George is.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, I'm a little husk for your build, of course, but. Bueller, you ought to dust this mirror.

[Beulah]

Yeah, I'll take a cloth. Oh, Ms. Call, I got something to show you. Where'd I put that little ring? Oh, yeah. There. Ain't it pretty?

[Carol Stewart]

A wedding ring. Why, Beulah, how wonderful. Aren't you lucky?

[Beulah]

Yes.

[Carol Stewart]

When did this happen?

[Beulah]

This morning, downtown.

[Carol Stewart]

This morning? Well, for heaven's sake, what are you doing here now?

[Beulah]

I'm just fixing to can some peaches.

[Carol Stewart]

What?

[Marlon Hurt]

Carol, maybe Raph and I do look a little like.

[Carol Stewart]

But I. Oh, Beaulie, you're silly, working on a day like this. Where's Bill?

[Beulah]

He's at the plant, Ms. Carol. He don't know nothing about it yet. He doesn't know.

[Carol Stewart]

He doesn't know about it. Oh, Beulah, don't tell me you gave Bill a brush after all these years.

[Beulah]

Oh, no, man. We got a date to go dancing tonight. I don't see no reason to brush him off now. He's just getting interesting.

[Carol Stewart]

Why, Beulah.

[Marlon Hurt]

Carol, you know, there is a certain resemblance.

[Carol Stewart]

Now, wait, Marlon. Beulah, you don't expect to keep going with Bill now that you're married?

[Beulah]

Well, I didn't think. Married.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Married? Who's married?

[Marlon Hurt]

Carol, you're not married?

[Beulah]

No, I am. I mean, no, not me. Oh, my God.

[Carol Stewart]

What is this?

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, say, speaking of marriage, bill, let's show Ms. Carol the wedding ring you found downtown. Oh, you found a pretty little gold band, Carol, you know one of those circles that girls are always going around in.

[Beulah]

Oh, look at the circle.

[Marlon Hurt]

It again.

[Beulah]

Did you hear what he'd say to circles? Yes, and that's him. That's my fault.

[Narrator/Announcer]

On the track, in the orchestra. We have made it.

[Beulah]

I wish that man would get here with them peaches. Little old empty jaws is just itching to get scratched with a peach pit.

[Aunt Alice]

Oh, he'll be along, Beulah. You know he's always late. I'm going to buy that man a watch one of these days.

[Beulah]

Wouldn't help none, ma'. Am. I'll give him a calendar one time. But he's only up the last month on it. Hey, Beulah, I think this is the ad for that ring. Listen.

[Marlon Hurt]

Lost gold wedding ring. Vicinity of Fourth and Spruce.

[Beulah]

That's where I found it. Right around there.

[Marlon Hurt]

Small scratches on inside.

[Beulah]

I sure about that.

[Marlon Hurt]

Scratches on inside and it says $50 reward.

[Beulah]

That does it. If it ain't scratch, it will be. Yeah, so that's the man. That's the one I want to give it to.

[Aunt Alice]

What do you know about that? You are a Lucky Bueller.

[Beulah]

Mr. Mar, will you please call the man up? $50, tell him to bring it right over here. This little ring is ready. My goodness, you get here quiz, didn't you? Where's that ring? I had it right here. Oh, oh, yes it is. Stay with me. Little ring.

[Aunt Alice]

That's the man with the peaches.

[Beulah]

Marlon.

[Aunt Alice]

Let him in.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Well, here's your secret, folks. Howdy. I mean, howdy. Alcohol here does stitches.

[Beulah]

We're ready for them, Mr. Frink. Frank.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Frank. Is he on the box there?

[Beulah]

Frank, Frank, Frank. Sure is a wet name, ain't it?

[Marlon Hurt]

Hey, these look mighty nice, Mr. Frank. Freestones, are they?

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Well, stones are free. The pizzas cost money. That's just a little joke of mine.

[Aunt Alice]

Yes, that's about as little a joke

[Beulah]

as I ever heard.

[Carol Stewart]

This isn't all you brought?

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Oh, no, no. Six more boxes on the back torch.

[Marlon Hurt]

Hey, you girls got some peeling to do. These babies have got more fuzz than a sophomore's chin.

[Beulah]

Sophomore's chin? Can't even say it either. This is dangle man, ain't he, Scott?

[Aunt Alice]

Yes. I wish we could tan that for succotash this winter.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

You know, I'd like to not. Almost didn't get it all today. I went to a meeting of the Egg Men's Association.

[Marlon Hurt]

Big business. Well, good. How is the egg business, by the way?

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Oh, mighty good, mighty good.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yes, sir.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Got my hands on an eight hour shift.

[Marlon Hurt]

Now.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Some of them give me three eggs a day.

[Marlon Hurt]

That a way. Well, that's some laying.

[Beulah]

That's some lion.

[Marlon Hurt]

Yeah. Had a big honor today though, at

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

the meeting they elected. They made me head of the Eggman's Association.

[Marlon Hurt]

Is that so?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yep, yep.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Egghead of Frink they call me now.

[Aunt Alice]

I'm sure you live up to it, Mr. Frank.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, if you'll just tell us how much we owe you, I'll get you the money.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Let me see now. Seven boxes, two bucks a bucks. Or I mean two bucks a box. That's two bucks a box. Four.

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, make it $10. That seems fair enough. Here you are.

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Say, you don't need any eggs, do you? I got some out in the car. I mean out in the truck there.

[Aunt Alice]

Yes, yes, we could use some if they're today's, eh?

[Mr. Frank (Eggman)]

Oh, sure, sure, they're nice. They're nice. Oh, you Wouldn't want me.

[Narrator/Announcer]

They're stale.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, he's a happy fellow, isn't he?

[Beulah]

Nice speaking voice too.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, I'll go call up about your rain, Bueller. This is sure to be the guy though. Are you lucky.

[Aunt Alice]

I'll be back in a minute, Beulah.

[Beulah]

You go ahead and start on the pizza. Yeah. My goodness, look on that back porch. Going to taste mighty good this winter though. And little Mr. Shakespeare, he must have been thinking of us when he say that line. What food these morsels be.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hello, Beulah.

[Beulah]

Oh, come here, Mr. Knives. How are you?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Oh, I'm fine. Hey, you look like you got a job there.

[Beulah]

Well, there ain't no picnic, sir. But I. I don't mind.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Say, speaking of picnics, this is picnic weather. Bula, have you been on one yet?

[Beulah]

Nothing but me and Bill. You know my boss named Bill?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Sure.

[Beulah]

We going on one next Sunday. I expect the first jar. The peaches I'm about to put up today will be put down next Sunday.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Well, they'll look mighty good in a picnic basket. You right. What else do you usually take to eat? Deviled eggs?

[Beulah]

Well, yes, deviled eggs, sandwiches, pickles, olives and big sauce. And maybe a pie, Bill. Like these ones?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah, well, who knows? That isn't all though.

[Beulah]

Well, we don't take our own ants if that's what you mean. They're already weak.

[Narrator/Announcer]

No, no, not ants. Beulah, the only thing you're missing, and you should never pack a picnic basket without it, is a few rolls of cums, that famous quick relief for acid indigestion.

[Beulah]

Oh, sure, I should remember that.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Ah, believe me, when you're out in the country having fun and you got a sudden stomach upset, a touch of heartburn, well, it's no picnic. That's why no picnic basket is complete without a few rolls of tongue. Because at the first sign of trouble, you simply pop a tum or two in your mouth and bingo, out goes the discomfort. And in no time at all you're feeling easy and comfortable again.

[Beulah]

Ain't that interesting?

[Narrator/Announcer]

And relief is so fast and so easy. You don't have to worry about mixing or stirring Tums. You simply eat them like a good after dinner mint. And as quick as a flash, the acid discomfort is gone and everybody's happy again.

[Beulah]

Oh, you sure must eat a lot of them, Mr. Nile. You're just happy all the time. You really are.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Well, don't forget, when you pack that picnic basket meal, the smart people always play safe. So always keep a roll of tum Sandy, remember, night and day, at home or away, always carry tum tums. Tums for the tummy. Well, see you later.

[Beulah]

Goodbye, Mr. Nile. Come back sometime next Monday. Ain't he the cheerfulest man? Always happy.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, you're all set, Bully. You're in.

[Beulah]

I sure am, sir, to my elbows and feet.

[Marlon Hurt]

To. No, no, I. I mean about the ring. I called the man in the ad, a Mr. Ranger, and he's coming over to see me. It's his wife's ring, all right.

[Beulah]

That's $50. Lady Luck. I'm still your favorite child.

[Marlon Hurt]

Have you got the ring?

[Beulah]

Well, I. Oh, look out. Don't stall me like that, miss. I got it all right, right here in my apron pocket.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, just be sure you.

[Beulah]

Hello, there. Anybody home?

[Marlon Hurt]

Who's that?

[Beulah]

Nobody I know. Where's Miss Aunt Alice?

[Marlon Hurt]

Upstairs. It's not her.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Well, hello there, neighbor.

[Marlon Hurt]

Neighbor? Hey, how'd you get in here?

[Beulah]

Look right in, neighbor. My door wasn't a lot. I'll take care of that.

[Marlon Hurt]

Do I walk right in?

[Beulah]

I'm your new neighbor. Neighbor? Where?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Where?

[Beulah]

Oh, oh, oh, you rescue. Just moved in next door. Always like to get acquainted with my neighbor. Like to see what I'm up against.

[Marlon Hurt]

Oh, yeah. Well, my name's hurt. Marlon Hurst. Glad to know you're hurt.

[Beulah]

And this, of course, is.

[Marlon Hurt]

No, it probably isn't. Oh, you're probably right. This is our housekeeper, Bueller. This is Mr. Jenkins.

[Beulah]

I'm due.

[Marlon Hurt]

You moved in yesterday, didn't you? I noticed a truck out there. Yes, yes, I know you did, but we're used to that.

[Beulah]

We don't mind people peeping out their upstairs windows.

[Marlon Hurt]

Not at all.

[Beulah]

Sometimes they lean too far and fall right on their heads.

[Marlon Hurt]

Well, I wasn't exactly peeping out. I happened to be raising the blind and I noticed your trip truck was parked in my flower,

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