
Beyond Midnight - Little Happenthatch
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Raymond Hewson
Past nine,
Narrator
The last stragglers were leaving, leaving Mariners Waxworks. The uniformed attendants, glad that another day's work was over, were locking up on the second floor of the old gray building. The manager, a stout blonde man of smart appearance, was talking to one Raymond Hewson, who looked anything but smart. His clothes, although good once, were showing distinct signs of their owners losing battle with the world.
Manager
There's nothing new in your request. In fact, we refuse it to many people.
Uniformed Attendant
Young bloods have often made bets, but we don't play ball.
Manager
We've nothing to gain and something to
Uniformed Attendant
lose by letting people spend a night in our murderer's den.
Narrator
A night in the murderer's den. That's what Raymond Hewson, the man in the shabby clothes, was after. Why?
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
You'll find out.
Narrator
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Manager
Well, we certainly have nothing to gain if I allowed it. And let some young idiot lose his senses. What was my position? But of course, your being a journalist, somehow that alters the case.
Raymond Hewson
I suppose you mean that journalists have no senses to lose?
Uniformed Attendant
No, no, no, no.
Manager
But one imagines them to be sensible, responsible people. Besides, here we have something to gain. Publicity and advertisement.
Raymond Hewson
Exactly. There. I thought we might come to terms.
Manager
Oh, I know what's coming. You want to be paid twice, do you? It used to be said years ago that Madame Tussauds would give a man £100 for sleeping alone in the Chamber of Horrors. And I hope you don't think we've made any such offer.
Uniformed Attendant
Now, what's your paper?
Raymond Hewson
I'm freelancing at the moment. Working on space for two or three papers. Well, I don't think I'll have any trouble in getting this story published, do you? Morning Echoed.
Biotex Advertiser / Voiceover
Use it like a shot.
Raymond Hewson
A Night with Mariners.
Narrator
Murderers.
Raymond Hewson
No live paper could turn it down.
Manager
How do you propose to treat it?
Raymond Hewson
Well, make it gruesome, of course, but with just a saving touch of humor.
Manager
I see. All right, Mr. Houston. Get your story published in the Echo. There'll be a five pound note waiting for you here when you care to
Uniformed Attendant
come and call for it.
Manager
I'd.
Uniformed Attendant
I'd like to be sure about you, though.
Manager
And I'd like you to be sure about yourself. I must confess that I wouldn't spend
Uniformed Attendant
a night in murderer's den.
Manager
I've seen those figures dressed and undressed. I know all about their process of manufacture. I can walk about in company downstairs
Uniformed Attendant
as if I were walking among so many skittles.
Manager
But I'd hate to sleep alone down there amongst them.
Raymond Hewson
Why?
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
I don't know.
Uniformed Attendant
There isn't any reason. I mean, I don't believe in ghosts.
Manager
Even if I did, I'd expect them to haunt the scenes of their crimes or. Or the place where their bodies were laid.
Uniformed Attendant
Not a cellar which just happens to contain their waxwork effigies.
Manager
It's just that I couldn't sit alone
Uniformed Attendant
among them all night.
Raymond Hewson
They.
Uniformed Attendant
They seem to stare so.
Manager
After all, they do represent the lowest and most appalling forms of humanity.
Uniformed Attendant
Now, I wouldn't admit this publicly, of course, but the people who come to see our murderers aren't generally charged with the highest motives themselves.
Manager
No, the whole atmosphere of the place is unpleasant. And if you're susceptible to atmosphere, I warn you, you're in for a very uncomfortable night.
Raymond Hewson
Well, sir, I'm imaginative. I think I am probably susceptible to atmosphere, as you put it. But it's a good idea. And I have a wife and family to support. Been a bit unlucky lately in the job stakes, you know, and, well, we're living on my savings, which aren't great. After all, they are only waxworks, aren't they?
Manager
You're not superstitious?
Raymond Hewson
No, I don't think so.
Manager
But you've just said that you have an imagination. As a journalist, you'd need a reasonably
Raymond Hewson
strong one after all, the editors I've worked for have often complained. I haven't any. All right.
Manager
I think the last of the people have gone. Now wait a minute. I'll give orders that the figures happen to be draped. I'll let the night people know you're going to be there too.
Uniformed Attendant
One condition.
Manager
I'm afraid I must impose on you. I must ask you not to smoke. We had a fire scare down in the murderers den this evening. I don't know who gave the alarm, but whoever it was, it was a false one. Fortunately, there weren't very many people down
Biotex Advertiser
there at the time, or there might
Manager
have been a panic.
Narrator
All right.
Manager
A night with mariners.
Narrator
Murderers.
Manager
You want a night with mariner's murder?
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
As you shall have.
Narrator
In the passage at the bottom of the stairs were a few preliminary horrors. A rack taken from a medieval castle, relics of the Inquisition, branding irons, thumb screws. Beyond was the passage into the murderer's den. The waxworks Fertel, the murderer of Weir, stood as if frozen in his diabolical act. Within five yards of him, said Mrs. Thompson, there was Lefroy, who killed for gain so that he might ape the gentleman. And Charles Peace sneering across a gangway at Norman, Thorne, Brown and Kennedy. The two most recent additions stood between Mrs. Mrs. Dyer and Patrick Mahon.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Oh, now that's Crippen.
Uniformed Attendant
I expect you recognize him. Insignificant little beast. Looks as if he couldn't turn on a worm. Oh, there's Armstrong. Looks like a decent, harmless country gentleman, doesn't he?
Raymond Hewson
And of course, who's this?
Uniformed Attendant
Oh, yes, I was coming to him. He's our starter. He's the only one of the bunch
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
who hasn't been hanged.
Narrator
The figure Hewson had indicated was that of a small, slight man, not more than five feet in height. It wore little waxed moustaches, large spectacles and a caped coat. There was something so exaggeratedly French in his appearance that it reminded Houston of a stage caricature. Who.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Who is he?
Uniformed Attendant
That is Dr. Burdick.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Oh, don't think I've.
Raymond Hewson
Well, somehow the name's familiar, but I forget.
Uniformed Attendant
Well, you remember better if you were a Frenchman. For some long while, that man was
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
the Terror of Paris. He carried on his work of healing
Uniformed Attendant
by day and of throat cutting by night. When the fit was on him, he killed for the sheer devilish pleasure it
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
gave him to kill.
Uniformed Attendant
And always the same way with a razor.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
After his last crime, he left a
Uniformed Attendant
clue behind him which set the police on his track. Now one clue led to another, and before long they Knew they were on the track of the Parisian equivalent of Jack the Ripper. They had enough evidence to send him to the madhouse or the guillotine on a dozen capital charges.
Raymond Hewson
And they caught him then?
Narrator
No, they.
Manager
Our friend was too colorful.
Uniformed Attendant
Even then. When he realized the net was closing, he just vanished. Disappeared off the face of the earth. Ever since, the police of every civilized country have been searching for him.
Raymond Hewson
Where can you have possibly gone to? I mean, with such a hunt on for him?
Uniformed Attendant
Oh, there's no doubt about that. Did himself in. Obvious, but in such a way that prevented the his body coming to light. Now, one or two crimes of a smaller, though similar nature have taken place since he disappeared, but he's believed to be dead. The experts think the crimes as s are the, you know, the actions of imitators.
Raymond Hewson
Look at his eyes.
Manager
Yes, that little figure is a masterpiece.
Uniformed Attendant
You find the eyes bite into you, don't you?
Raymond Hewson
Sort of, yes.
Manager
Well, that's excellent realism then.
Narrator
What do you mean?
Uniformed Attendant
Mesmerism.
Narrator
Pardon?
Uniformed Attendant
Burdett practiced mesmerism.
Manager
He was supposed to mesmerize his victims before
Uniformed Attendant
dispatching them.
Narrator
Oh, indeed.
Manager
Had he not done so, it's difficult to believe how so small a man
Uniformed Attendant
could have done his ghastly work.
Raymond Hewson
He's very small, isn't he? Doesn't look very strong or anything.
Manager
Well, there were never any signs of a struggle. There's an armchair here for you, Mr. Houston. It's the best we can do for I'm afraid. I hope you'll be able to get
Uniformed Attendant
some sleep, Mr. Houston. Mr. Houston.
Raymond Hewson
You know, thought.
Narrator
Yes?
Raymond Hewson
Well, I thought just in. Well, I thought I saw the doctor Bodet. Well, silly, but I thought I saw him move.
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Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
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Raymond Hewson
There's imagination. Silly, but. Well, I could have sworn just in just for a second.
Manager
You'll have more than one optical illusion before the night out. I'm afraid they won't be locked in. You can come upstairs when you've had enough of it. There are watchmen on the premises, so you'll find company. Don't be alarmed if you hear them moving about. I'm sorry I can't give you any more light, but all the lights are on. For obvious reasons, we keep the place as gloomy as possible.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Yes.
Manager
And now I think you better return with me to the office for a
Uniformed Attendant
tot of whiskey before your night's vigilant.
Raymond Hewson
Yes, well, for a start, I don't think we'll ever. My armchair facing friend.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Board dead.
Raymond Hewson
Yeah. I think I like him a lot
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
less than the others.
Narrator
The dim, unwavering light fell on the rows of figures which were so uncannily like human beings that the stillness and the silence seemed unnatural, ghastly. Even Houston missed the sound of the breathing, the rustling of clothes, the 101 minute noises 1 hears when even the deepest silence has fallen upon a crowd. The air was as stagnant as water at the bottom of a standing pool. Not a breath in the chamber to stir a curtain or rustle a hanging drapery or star to shadow.
Raymond Hewson
Must be like this at the bottom of the sea. Have to work that into the story somehow. Like the bottom of the sea.
Narrator
Sinister lot.
Raymond Hewson
I must say, even Armstrong doesn't look quite such a harmless country gentleman now.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Still, there are only waxworks.
Narrator
All would be well, thought Hewson. Yet somehow what prevented him most of all from feeling absolutely comfortable was the knowledge that Dr. Burdett was directly behind him.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
He knew, in fact, that the little
Narrator
Frenchman's waxen stare was directed at the
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
back of his neck.
Narrator
He itched for the desire to turn around. Come on.
Raymond Hewson
My nerves have started already. If I turn and look at that dressed up dummy, it'll be an admission of funk.
Narrator
It's because you're afraid that you won't
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
turn and look at him.
Raymond Hewson
Rubbish. Not afraid at all.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Yes you are.
Narrator
Rot. Complete nut of rot.
Raymond Hewson
Afraid a lot of waxworks.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Not of a lot of waxworks, just one. Dr. Bourdette.
Raymond Hewson
French fool. Not so healthy now, is he?
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Look at his eyes. Don't want to see his eyes.
Narrator
All the same, he had to eventually have a quick look round at Dr. Burdette.
Raymond Hewson
Only a wax work, like a rest on.
Narrator
They're all only waxworks. All the same. He took another quick look behind him now. It did not worry. Hewson too much, because it was, after all, only his imagination. But there seemed to be a subtle change in the grouping of the figures around Dr. Burdett. Or was it Dr. Gaudette himself, Looking to the front of him? He looked at Griffin again. He had the slight feeling that something somewhere was a bit different. Crippin seemed, for instance, to have turned one degree to the left.
Raymond Hewson
Must have moved my chair a bit.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Not Crippin.
Raymond Hewson
It was me.
Narrator
You moved. And just then, the waxwork of gray moved. A hand, at least, Houston thought the hand moved. Just for his own peace of mind, Raymond Houson gave the waxen figure a little poke. Wax no more, no less. Lifeless, lifelike wax.
Raymond Hewson
And they tell me the editors have no imagination. Better make some notes.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Deathly silence here. Unearthly stillness.
Uniformed Attendant
Other figures.
Narrator
And then he turned suddenly and looked over his right shoulder. He had neither seen nor heard a movement, but it was as if some sixth sense had made him aware of one. He looked straight into the baffled countenance of Lefroy, which smiled vacantly back, as if to say, it wasn't I.
Raymond Hewson
Of course it wasn't you. Wasn't any of you.
Narrator
And then he looked back, and Crippin seemed to have shifted his position slightly.
Raymond Hewson
Can't trust that little beggar.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Can't trust any of them. Once you take your eyes off them, they move.
Uniformed Attendant
Not good enough.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
This isn't.
Raymond Hewson
Going. Not going to spend enough with a lot of waxworks who move when you aren't looking at them.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
No, Houston, please.
Uniformed Attendant
They can't move.
Raymond Hewson
What are you thinking of?
Narrator
He encountered the mild, baleful stare of poor debt.
Raymond Hewson
Almost got you that time, Crippen. All the rest of you, too. I do see one of a Move.
Narrator
I'll.
Biotex Advertiser / Voiceover
I'll smash you to pieces. Smash you?
Raymond Hewson
Experienced enough already to write my story. Ten stories, for that matter.
Narrator
Yeah.
Raymond Hewson
Morning Echo. Wouldn't know how long I'd stayed if I cleared out now. As long as the story's good.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Yes.
Raymond Hewson
That watchman up there, he pulled my leg, all right. And perhaps the manager wouldn't give me the five or two. Find out all right how long I was here.
Narrator
From the watchman.
Raymond Hewson
Rose will laugh about this, I tell her. You asleep, Rose girl?
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Or awake, thinking of me?
Raymond Hewson
Can't have Rose laughing at me.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Kids will pull my leg, too.
Raymond Hewson
Nothing worse than.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Worse than having Someone's breathing.
Narrator
Someone was breathing.
Uniformed Attendant
It wasn't me.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
They knew I was listening.
Narrator
They. And then they stopped.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Here. It's the dead. This is too much.
Narrator
Bad enough when they move When I'm not looking.
Raymond Hewson
But I'm not having the viggers breeding too. No, it won't do. I am Raymond Houston, unsuccessful journalist, but
Biotex Advertiser / Voiceover
a living and breathing man. And these figures grouped around me are only dummies. Dummies.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
What does it matter if they're lifelike
Raymond Hewson
wax and sawdust for the entertainment of
Biotex Advertiser / Voiceover
morbid sightseers and orange sucking tourists?
Narrator
Then the gaze of Dr. Burdette urged, challenged and finally compelled him to turn. Huh? Hewson stared into those dreadful hypnotic eyes. His own eyes were dilated and his mouth at first set into a grin of terror, lifted at the corners into a snout. You moved gasted.
Biotex Advertiser / Voiceover
Yes, you did. I saw you. I saw you.
Narrator
Doctor Baudet's movements were quite leisurely. He stepped off his pedestal with the mincing movements of a lady alighting from a bus.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
I needed to tell you that. Not until I overhead the conversation between yourself and the worthy manager of this establishment did I suspect that I should have the pleasure of a companion here for the night. You cannot move or speak without my bidding, but you can hear perfectly well. Something tells me that you are, shall I say, nervous? My dear sir?
Raymond Hewson
No illusions.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
I am not one of these contemptible little effigies suddenly come to life. I am Dr. Bourdet himself. Pardon me, but Steve, let me explain. Circumstances with which I did not fatigue you have made it desirable that I should live in England. I was close to the building this evening when I saw a policeman regarding me Thought too curiously, I guess, that he intended to follow me and perhaps ask a policy question. So I maintained a couple a crowd and came in here. Inspiration showed me a certain means of escape. I raised a cry of fire. And when all the fools had rushed to the stairs, I stripped my effigy of the caped coat which you will be wearing, donned it, hid my effigy behind the platform at the back there and took its place on the pedestal I own. I have spent the most fatiguing evening. The world is divided into collectors and non collectors. The collectors collect anything according to their own individual tastes. I collect throats.
Narrator
And the doctor regarded Houston's throat with interest mingled with disfavor.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
My activities of late have been curtailed. I glad though of the pleasant opportunity of gratifying my somewhat unusual whim. I should never have selected you from choice, of course. I like men with thick necks. Thick red necks. This is a little French razor. The blade, you will observe, is very narrow. It does not cut very deep, but deep enough. In just one little moment. You shall see for yourself. I shall ask you the little civil question of all polite barbers. Does the razor suit you, sir? You will have the goodness to raise your chin a little. Thank you.
Narrator
And a little more. Just a little more.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Thank you.
Narrator
Mercy.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
Mercy. Mercy.
Narrator
Over one end of the chamber was a thick skylight of frosted glass, which by day let in a few sickly and filtered rays from the floor above. After sunrise, these began to mingle with the subdued light from the electric mold, and this mingled illumination added a certain ghastly nest was seen which needed no additional touch of horror. The waxwork figures stood there pathetically in their places, waiting to be admired by the crowds who would presently wander fearfully among them in their midst. In the center gangway, Houston sat still, leaning far back in his armchair.
Dr. Burdett / Dr. Bourdet
His chin was up, tilted, as if
Narrator
he were expecting to receive attention from a barber. And although there was not a scratch upon his throat, nor indeed anywhere upon his whole body, he was cold and quite dead. His previous employers were wrong in having him credited. With no imagination, Dr. Baudette, on his pedestal, watched the dead man unemotionally. He did not move, nor was he capable of motion. But then, after all, he was only a waxwork.
Episode: Beyond Midnight - Little Happenthatch
Air Date: March 12, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Featured Radio Drama: "Beyond Midnight" - “Waxworks” Segment
This episode transports listeners back to the golden era of radio dramas, presenting the chilling story “Waxworks” from the series "Beyond Midnight." The narrative delves into the macabre as Raymond Hewson, a hard-luck journalist, attempts to spend a night in a museum's notorious "murderers' den" among wax figures of infamous criminals. Blending supernatural suspense with psychological horror, the episode explores the shadows between reality and imagination, culminating in a twist where the boundaries between wax and flesh blur fatally.
The episode is steeped in dread and old-fashioned suspense, relying on psychological horror, atmospheric detail, and the fearful power of suggestion, true to the genre's roots. The language is ominous yet tinged with sardonic humor, maintaining a period feel:
This broadcast masterfully revives the radio horror tradition, blending chilling performance with evocative narration. “Waxworks” presents both a literal and psychological descent into terror, as the mundane dissolves into the macabre—proving that sometimes, the greatest horrors lie not in the supernatural, but in the limits of one’s own imagination.
Recommended For:
Fans of golden age radio, classic horror, psychological thrillers, and tales where the boundaries of reality are dangerously thin.