John (1:38)

She was never with us. She was against us from the start.

Blanche (1:42)

I didn't like her anyway. Never slept behind the door.

John (1:44)

She did, too. She swept everything behind the door. House was like a pigsty. Now, don't slow me down, Blanche. I gotta get out of here.

Blanche (1:51)

What about your breakfast?

John (1:52)

What about it?

Blanche (1:53)

It's sitting right in front of you and you never even looked at it.

John (1:56)

I looked at it. I don't want to aim to.

Blanche (1:58)

What's the matter with it?

John (1:59)

I never saw such springy oatmeal in my life.

Blanche (2:03)

That's not oatmeal.

Blanche (2:05)

It's chow mein.

John (2:07)

Chow mein? Who is chow main for practice.

Blanche (2:12)

Well, I don't know what to give you. You won't eat normal breakfast food. You turn up your nose at stewed rabbit.

Blanche (2:18)

You say you can't stand the sight of enchiladas.

Blanche (2:21)

And you hate meatballs and spaghetti.

Blanche (2:23)

What can I give you for breakfast?

Blanche (2:24)

What's the matter with an egg, Blanche? An egg, that's all. Why can't I have an egg?

John (2:30)

There's plenty of Ducks walking around.

Blanche (2:34)

You're the only man in town who eats duck eggs. I don't know where to buy them. Don't buy them.

John (2:39)

I don't like to eat breakfast. I never have an appetite in the morning anyway. Where's my hat?

Blanche (2:43)

In the icebox.

John (2:44)

Where's my lunch?

Blanche (2:45)

In your hat.

John (2:49)

Very funny,

Blanche (2:54)

John Dickerson. What is that cat doing in the ice box?

John (2:57)

I don't know. I could have sworn I put him out last night. Don't look at me like that. Maybe he crawled up the drain pipe. Anyway, he ate all my lunch.

Blanche (3:10)

And you sent him down the business.

John (3:12)

I tell you, I don't want that stuff.

Blanche (3:14)

Well, what'll I do with it?

John (3:16)

Give it to the cat.

Blanche (3:17)

You hate that cat, don't you?

John (3:20)

I don't hate anybody. That's the mail. Get it, will you?

Blanche (3:24)

Blame I have to do everything around here.

Blanche (3:27)

Eat your chow mein.

John (3:29)

Chow mein for bread. Breakfast. Come here, Captain. Here. Here's a nice dish of food for you.

Blanche (3:38)

Here.

John (3:39)

Go ahead, eat it. Don't let any get on the floor. Eat it. Go on, eat it. Don't bury it in your sandbox. Let me have that plate. Any mail, Blanch.

Blanche (3:51)

Bill, Bill, Bill.

Blanche (3:53)

What's this package from Kentucky, John?

Blanche (3:56)

Why, it's a pint of bourbon.

John (3:57)

Give me that. That's my dividend. I belong to the Bottle of the Month Club.

Blanche (4:03)

You and that bourbon. No wonder we never have any money.

Blanche (4:07)

What are you gonna do with it, John?

John (4:08)

Gonna hide it in a safe place? We should put a light in the bathroom. Kill my bathroom. Oh, my bourbon.

Blanche (4:19)

Did it drain?

John (4:21)

I. My shirt is all wet. I hope it's blood.

Blanche (4:27)

Get off all your knees and stop licking the floor.

John (4:30)

Now what do I do for a shirt?

Blanche (4:32)

Wear the one I made for you. It's a lovely shirt.

John (4:34)

It isn't lovely and I won't wear it. Hasn't even got a shirt tail.

Blanche (4:38)

You don't need a shirt tail. Just wear your pants higher.

John (4:42)

I can't wear them any higher. Wear my pants so high. Now I have to unzip them to blow my nose.

Blanche (4:49)

Well, I'll buy you a new shirt today. You can wear it at the wedding. What wedding?

Blanche (4:53)

Now, here's the invitation. My cousin Eunice is getting married.

John (4:57)

Eunice?

Blanche (4:58)

Uncle Raffy's daughter.

John (5:00)

Uncle Raffi. Is that the one with no forehead who walks on his knuckles?

Blanche (5:05)

He does not walk on his knuckles.

Blanche (5:07)

He just has very long arms.

Blanche (5:10)

He used to be a taffy puller.

John (5:13)

I'm not going to any broken down wedding of your cheap Uncle Raffy's.

Blanche (5:17)

Not cheap. He's a very wealthy man now and he's invited all the guests to go on a cruise after the ceremony.

John (5:23)

A cruise?

Blanche (5:24)

How do we get them for a present?

John (5:25)

John, forget the present and forget the wedding. I'm not going, boat or no boat. Goodbye, Branch. I gotta get to the office.

Blanche (5:33)

Now, wait a minute. What's your rush this morning? You're not that vital, you know.

John (5:37)

I know it, But I don't want him to find out down at the office. My type of job isn't so easy to come by these days.

Blanche (5:42)

We should find something more dignified anyway.

John (5:45)

What do you mean, dignified? I'm getting paid. That's all I care about.

Blanche (5:48)

Well, I don't like to go around telling people I'm married to a billiard ball salesman.

John (5:52)

Bowling ball.

Blanche (5:54)

All right, Bowling ball. I still think you could do better if you looked around.

John (5:59)

Goodbye, Blanche.

Blanche (6:01)

John, what's the matter? That's my way to leave. Haven't you forgotten something?

John (6:09)

Handkerchiefs, Cigarettes? Order drinks, samples? No, I got everything.

Blanche (6:14)

I mean, is that the way a man says goodbye to his wife? Just goodbye?

John (6:19)

Oh, honey, I can't shake hands with you now. I got my fingers stuck in these bowling balls.

Blanche (6:25)

Ah. Goodbye.

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