
Black Ghost 1930s Program 1 A Mysterious Apparition Has Been Robbing Cripples
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Winthrop
Wayfair.
Old Timer
Every style, every home.
Stranger
Give me a lemonade. Make it sweet.
Old Timer
Well, son, ain't you scared to guzzle such powerful liquor on such a hot.
Stranger
I take some terrible chances that way, old timer, but I was raised to it. Nominate your boys. Maybe they got something here more suited to a jenny. Your superior judgment and wisdom.
Old Timer
Yeah, spoke like a gentleman. I'll be dead hammered if it works and they accept it as such. Make it Red Eye straight Tim.
Stranger
Look out there, Old Diamond. Don't you spill a drop of that stuff on your beard. You don't want to start a conflagration.
Old Timer
Well, it might save a barber, Bill. I ain't mingled with the barber for five months.
Stranger
Working a claim. A way out, huh?
Old Timer
Oh, I've been prospecting some hereabouts. Not much luck. Do you figure light here in our fair city permanent?
Stranger
No, sir. I'm just passing through looking for cow country.
Old Timer
Top hand, huh?
Stranger
Well, I've been flashed as such Bar Optimus.
Old Timer
Well, some folks is liberal minded. That a way.
Stranger
Have another drink, old hand.
Old Timer
No much bleed. I drinks it for the taste. Never takes but one.
Stranger
Well, keep a change. Bartender.
Winthrop
Where's that no account chair?
Old Timer
Why, it's Winthrop. The cripple.
Winthrop
He ain't never where is needed. Somebody go wake him up out in his beauty sleep and tell him that I've been robbed. The Black Ghost has robbed me again. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. The Black Ghost. He just flew up to my cabin and demanded my week's cleanup. I didn't have much dirt. Being crippled like I am, I ain't able to wash out much. But when I balked at giving this devil my dust, he took my crutch away from me and knocked me flat with it. Went through my pockets and took my dust and red away laughing.
Stranger
Why do you think of that, mister? That's a shame. I got a ride nice horse outside. Maybe I could come up on this polecat if you'll tell me what you wear at rol.
Winthrop
Come up on the black hose, you could collect 5,000 from Ace Cameron and another one from the state if you could do that. But just as long as we got a sheriff that cools his heels on his desk and won't listen to his betters, we ain't never gonna see them rewards collected.
Old Timer
He's a sheriff now. Boy.
Winthrop
Well, it's high time you got here.
Sheriff Joe Haynes
Well what beatin on you this time, Mr. Winthrop?
Winthrop
Well as usual you're too late to help matters. Johannes. That black ghost just robbed me again.
Sheriff Joe Haynes
Well I'm sorry Mr. Winthrop. I'll gather a posse and do my best to get in.
Winthrop
There's the worst. Joe Haynes. As a sheriff you're about the poorest excuse I ever seen. Mighty funny to me how you never happen to be around when this here black ghost pulls a hold up. He must give you a nice cut to keep you susplum absent.
Sheriff Joe Haynes
Well hey, I can't fight a cripple, Mr. Winthrop. But if there's any other gent here which has them same views, I'd admire to have them step out here and express them. They don't let this star hold you back none cause it's just pinned on. Say, supposing you come over to my office Winthrop. If you got anything else to say to me, you can say it there. Come on.
Old Timer
Well, what do you think of that boy?
Stranger
Old timer, I gotta put my horse up for the night. Which one of them alleged feed stables dishes out the best oats for a real horse?
Old Timer
Jim Taylor's man cowboy. His place is just up the street. Here, come along, I'll go with you.
Stranger
Well thank you. Come on, let's go.
Old Timer
Where's your horse?
Stranger
Here he is. Oh boy. Oh come here star. Come on, shake hands with mister. I forgot your name. Old hand.
Old Timer
Well I'll be dead hammered. Look at him raise his hoofs. You wall eyed son of a Dunyo. What a horse, eh cowboy? This horse is Kentucky bred out a.
Stranger
Leading lady and sighed by a full blood Morgan.
Old Timer
Well, what do you think of our fair city now stranger?
Stranger
Well sir, this place ain't safe for a man of my peace loving nature. I aim to locate in a place of milk and honey where there ain't no unketched bandit. No sir, I don't care about your town.
Old Timer
My town. Say, what you doing young feller? Trying to wish this town on me?
Stranger
Well, she ain't a bad little place. But from what happened here tonight, I know that a peaceful gent like me ain't gonna get no repose in Camden City.
Old Timer
See you was a trouble dodger. By the way, you offered to hunt down the black Goat for shrinking violet. You was the most eager ranny I ever seen to hunt trouble.
Stranger
Well, that wasn't no serge of bull daring and my noble breast partner. That was just curiosity. I'm plumb scared of ghosts, but I ain't never seen a black one. And I'm so curious that I sometimes forget myself.
Old Timer
Yes, well, curious gent like you must have seen lots of ghosts.
Stranger
No, can't say I have. But almost seen them lots of times. A ghost is supposed to be white.
Old Timer
Ain'T that it all depends. What'd you say if I told you that right here in Cameron Gulch I seen one as black as night and he turned white right in front of my eyes and then plum evaporated on clean ground. Foreskin all.
Stranger
You keep on like that, I ain't gonna get a wink of sleep tonight. You mean this here black goat?
Old Timer
It's all similar.
Stranger
And I'd say with a powerful smart ghost.
Old Timer
The witch is putting it, miles. He can do more tricks than a monkey on a grapevine. And his horse just seems to drift along while the horses in the posse's work the heart out his neck and show his heels to the best one hereabouts.
Stranger
Old time of you gone and got my curiosity all edgewise again. I doubt that last statement about his horse. That might have been gospel before Star and me arrived. But see, I lost my last job on account of this horse's speed.
Old Timer
Well, how come?
Stranger
Well, he got to running down there for jackrabbit. And these seams they got so poor and pitiful looking that the boss comes couldn't stand a sad look in the eyes. So he up and gimme my time. Bosses tend to hearted that way.
Old Timer
The witch reminds me that I am as hungry as them said jackrabbit. There's a hen fruit and a sow bosom emporium over where you see them nags hit. Let's put up your horse and feed a face.
Stranger
I don't need to put him up. He'll follow along. Come on, Star. This here black ghost must be a pretty smart umber.
Old Timer
Yes, sir, he's all of that.
Stranger
You know, I wish you hadn't told me about his horse. Now I'm so curious. I won't never rest till the star gets a chance to catch it. What's the setup here, old hand?
Old Timer
Why, what you mean, young fellow?
Stranger
Well, I'm a stranger in town, just passing through. But while I mingle around with the gents here, I'd like to know who's who.
Old Timer
Oh, I see. Well, Ace Cameron is the grand dragon of the realm here. Ace owns the bank and he owns the diamond stud. And he owns the Palace Hotel. That's it over yonder.
Stranger
Mm. Must have a few dollars tucked away.
Old Timer
He made most of it on grubstakes. He can grubstake anybody that wants to look for color. Then there's Jim Taylor. Runs this livery stable ahead here. He's a white man. Bob Carter runs a general store over there. He's okay. Reckon all the rest of the shacks you see here are miners working in this gulch. But town is always full of boys that work way out. They come in to spend the cleanup.
Stranger
Well, tell me some more about the town. Pardon?
Old Timer
Just call me Uncle Zach, young feller. Everybody else does.
Stranger
All right, Uncle Zach. My name is Larry.
Old Timer
Named after your uncle, huh?
Stranger
What's that? My uncle. Well, how on earth did you know?
Old Timer
I knowed you the minute the senior Larry. I knew you was Alex's son the minute I set eyes on you. But I ain't seen you since you was knee high with Tadpole. Alex and me went through from trying times together.
Stranger
Well, I can't place you, Uncle Zach. Surely you're not Zack Miller, the ex Ranger.
Old Timer
That's me, son.
Stranger
Why, you old scorpion, you had me plum fooled.
Old Timer
Hey. Hey, you young bull snake. Why, you're breaking my hand.
Stranger
I remember you now. My gosh, Uncle Zack, you look older than my dad. And you're five years younger.
Old Timer
There's a little cornstarch on the beard. Few old rags make big difference, Larry.
Stranger
Well, great guns. Wait till I write to dad about this. Listen, Uncle Zach, what are you doing here?
Old Timer
Prospecting, son. Just prospecting, same as you.
Stranger
But getting back to this Black Ghost again. How long's he been operating around here?
Old Timer
My poor body. First I hear to the Black Ghost was when he held up the bank here about a year ago. Ace Cameron reported the sheriff to the man wearing a black robe and riding a black horse. That held up the bank and rid south out of the Gulf. I landed here about two weeks later. And any more big holder plenty stageco Diamondstead Saloon. Why, this here polecat won't stop at nothing. Shoots the man down just to see him die. Why, he even robs cripples like old man Winthrop there. Why, about a month ago, he robbed the old fellow and left him tied in his chair all night. If some of the boys happened to pass his cabin, untied him or he'd have starved to death.
Stranger
Well, no. It looks like this is going to be interesting, Uncle Zach.
Old Timer
Yes, it has the earmarks, but.
Sheriff Joe Haynes
Next chef. Well, hello, gents. Didn't see you in the dark. Almost run over you.
Stranger
Hello, Jeff.
Sheriff Joe Haynes
Pretty nice, ain't it?
Old Timer
Why, yes, sir. Sure is.
Sheriff Joe Haynes
Well, good night, Jen.
Stranger
Good night, Sheriff.
Old Timer
Good night, Sheriff. Have you. Have you got a match? Huh?
Stranger
Well, yeah, sure have. Yeah.
Old Timer
Well, light a cigarette.
Stranger
Hmm?
Old Timer
I said light a cigarette. I want to take a squint at this nose he slipped me.
Stranger
No. What? No, never mind.
Old Timer
Just light that cigarette.
Stranger
Say what? What is it?
Old Timer
I reckon we'll have to put off eating for a spell, son. Something special must have happened cuz Sheriff wants to see us at his office right away. The Bow Towers.
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Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – "Black Ghost 1930s Program 1: A Mysterious Apparition Has Been Robbing Cripples"
Introduction
In the episode titled "Black Ghost 1930s Program 1: A Mysterious Apparition Has Been Robbing Cripples," listeners are transported back to the Golden Age of Radio, immersing themselves in a gripping tale of mystery and intrigue set in the rugged landscapes of Camden City. Hosted by Harold's Old Time Radio, this episode captivates audiences with its rich storytelling, dynamic characters, and suspenseful plot centered around a spectral figure terrorizing the town's vulnerable citizens.
Main Characters
Old Timer (Uncle Zach/Zack Miller): A seasoned prospector with a mysterious past, formerly a ranger, who holds deep knowledge about Camden City and its recent troubles.
Stranger (Larry): A new arrival in town, seeking peace but finds himself drawn into the mystery surrounding the Black Ghost.
Winthrop: A disabled local resident who has been repeatedly victimized by the Black Ghost, seeking assistance from the townsfolk.
Sheriff Joe Haynes: The beleaguered sheriff of Camden City, criticized by locals for his ineffective response to the Black Ghost's crimes.
Ace Cameron: The affluent town magnate who owns the bank, livery stable, and Palace Hotel, rumored to have significant influence in Camden City.
Plot Overview
The episode unfolds in Camden City, where a series of robberies targeting the town's disabled residents have left the community on edge. The primary victim, Winthrop, laments the recurring thefts perpetrated by the enigmatic Black Ghost, a figure described as both elusive and malevolent.
Key Discussions and Events
Winthrop's Plight (02:12 - 03:18):
Sheriff Haynes' Ineffectiveness (03:22 - 04:22):
Introduction of the Stranger (04:27 - 10:27):
Revealing Camden City's Underbelly (10:27 - 11:21):
Rising Tensions and Suspicion (11:21 - 12:16):
Notable Quotes
Winthrop (02:19): "Being crippled like I am, I ain't able to wash out much... he took my crutch away from me and knocked me flat with it."
Old Timer (09:25): "I knowed you the minute the senior Larry... Alex and me went through trying times together."
Sheriff Joe Haynes (03:53): "Well, hey, I can't fight a cripple, Mr. Winthrop. But if there's any other gent here which has them same views..."
Old Timer (10:33): "Ace Cameron reported the sheriff to the man wearing a black robe and riding a black horse. That held up the bank and rid south out of the Gulf."
Insights and Themes
The episode delves into themes of mistrust, corruption, and the struggle for justice in a small town plagued by fear. The introduction of Larry as a returning character with a past connection to Uncle Zach adds depth to the narrative, suggesting a deeper conspiracy or hidden motives behind the Black Ghost's actions. The interplay between characters highlights the challenges of overcoming personal biases and the importance of community solidarity in the face of adversity.
Conclusion
"Black Ghost 1930s Program 1: A Mysterious Apparition Has Been Robbing Cripples" masterfully blends classic radio storytelling with a compelling mystery that keeps listeners engaged from start to finish. As Old Timer and Larry prepare to confront Sheriff Haynes, the stage is set for intense developments in the quest to unmask and apprehend the elusive Black Ghost. This episode exemplifies the enduring charm of old-time radio dramas, offering a captivating narrative that appeals to both nostalgics and new audiences alike.