Blondie 39-10-30 (018) The Fashion Show For Men

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Blondie 39-10-30 (018) The Fashion Show For Men"

Introduction

In the April 27, 2025, episode of Harold's Old Time Radio titled "Blondie 39-10-30 (018) The Fashion Show For Men," listeners are transported back to the charming world of Blondie and Dagwood Bumstead. This detailed episode captures the comedic and heartfelt adventures of the beloved suburban couple as they navigate the complexities of social commitments and unexpected fashion obligations. Hosted by Harold's Old Time Radio, the show masterfully blends humor, relatable domestic scenarios, and timeless character dynamics, making it a delightful listen for both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Plot Overview

The episode centers around Dagwood Bumstead, an affable and slightly bumbling husband, who finds himself involuntarily enrolled in a men's fashion show organized by his neighbor, Mrs. Emily Upham. The show's premise is to prove that "clothes do make the man," with Dagwood slated to portray the "well-dressed man." Unbeknownst to Dagwood, this commitment leads to a series of comedic misadventures involving ill-fitting suits, overzealous salesmen, and marital teamwork as Blondie steps in to save the day.

Detailed Breakdown

1. The Catalyst: Society Page Article ([03:00] - [05:22])

   The episode kicks off with Dagwood discovering an article on the society page about a forthcoming men's fashion show. Mr. Dithers, Dagwood's employer, is keen on Dagwood participating, believing it will elevate Dagwood's status and, by extension, the reputation of Dithers Construction Company.

   Notable Quote:

   Mr. Dithers: "The paper has it. Mrs. Emily Upham has planned a gala affair for tomorrow evening when male attire will be displayed on living models recruited from the world of business as well as from the ranks of fashion."
   [05:01]

2. The Reluctant Suit Buyer ([05:12] - [12:20])

   Dagwood, hesitant and unprepared for the spotlight, seeks a suitable suit. His quest leads him to Dasher Harbor and Craven, a high-end clothing store renowned for its luxurious and expensive attire. The store's owner, Mr. Slim Gizzard, epitomizes the over-the-top fashion salesman, pushing Dagwood into purchasing an extravagant suit he neither wants nor can afford.

   Notable Quotes:

   Dagwood Bumstead: "Blondie, men don't like to strut around."
   [05:22]

   Mr. Slim: "This two-button sack in dove gray is experiencing a notable revival of interest among continental society."
   [11:39]

3. The Marked-Up Mishap ([08:16] - [18:56])

   As Dagwood struggles to find an affordable suit, Mr. Gizzard employs high-pressure sales tactics, eventually presenting Dagwood with an outrageous dove gray suit. Despite Dagwood's protests about its appearance and his financial constraints, Gizzard persuades him to sign a contract, binding Dagwood to wear the suit at the fashion show and display a promotional placard for Charlie's Choice Clothes.

   Notable Quotes:

   Mr. Slim: "I'll send that suit home to you and your troubles are over."
   [17:52]

   Dagwood Bumstead: "I guess I can afford to pay $75 for a suit. Maybe I ought to ask them to take it back."
   [28:15]

4. Marital Resolution and Redemption ([19:07] - [29:54])

   Realizing the predicament, Blondie steps in to mediate between Dagwood and Mr. Gizzard. Through strategic negotiation, Mr. Dithers intervenes, leveraging legal insights to nullify the unjust contract and secure a refund for Dagwood. This maneuver not only resolves the immediate crisis but also strengthens the couple's bond, showcasing teamwork and mutual support.

   Notable Quotes:

   Mr. Dithers: "Charlie had marked his suit up before he made you a discount. He overcharged you $20 and put you in an embarrassing position."
   [28:28]

   Dagwood Bumstead: "Blondie, that's wonderful."
   [29:05]

5. The Fashion Show Finale ([26:31] - [29:54])

   The episode culminates at the fashion show, where Dagwood, now elegantly attired in a perfectly fitting suit, confidently embodies the "well-dressed man." His performance is lauded by attendees, including the initially skeptical Charlie, who grudgingly acknowledges Dagwood's impeccable taste. The successful event not only salvages Dagwood's reputation but also highlights the couple's resilience and unity.

   Notable Quotes:

   Dagwood Bumstead: "Always take your wife with you when you're selecting clothes."
   [29:34]

   Dagwood Bumstead: "That's easy, too. Just find a smart girl like Blondie and marry her right away."
   [29:37]

Character Insights

• Dagwood Bumstead: Portrayed as the quintessential everyman, Dagwood's journey from reluctance to confidence provides a humorous yet relatable narrative. His interactions underscore his well-meaning nature, vulnerability to manipulation, and eventual growth.

• Blondie Bumstead: As the backbone of the household, Blondie's pragmatic and resourceful demeanor is pivotal in resolving the episode's conflict. Her support exemplifies the strength of their partnership.

• Mr. Dithers: Represents authority and the intent to uplift his employees. His intervention showcases managerial concern intertwined with personal investment in Dagwood's success.

• Mr. Slim Gizzard: Embodies the archetype of the overzealous salesperson. His tactics serve as a comedic foil, highlighting themes of consumerism and exploitation.

Themes and Discussions

• Consumerism and Manipulation: The episode satirizes high-pressure sales techniques and the pitfalls of consumerism, as seen through Mr. Gizzard's approach to selling the ill-fitting suit.

• Marital Partnership: Blondie and Dagwood's collaboration underscores the importance of teamwork and communication in overcoming challenges.

• Self-Confidence and Identity: Dagwood's transformation for the fashion show reflects broader themes of self-improvement and the societal pressures of appearance.

Conclusion

"Blondie 39-10-30 (018) The Fashion Show For Men" adeptly combines humor with insightful commentary on social norms and personal growth. Through engaging dialogues, memorable character interactions, and a well-structured narrative, the episode delivers a timeless story of love, resilience, and the pursuit of dignity. Listeners are left with a heartwarming appreciation for the Bumstead family's enduring charm and the show's ability to reflect relatable life scenarios with wit and grace.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Dagwood expressing reluctance:

  "I'm not what you'd call a fussy dresser, but I bet if I had the money to spend, I could show some of those social guys."
  [07:03]

• Mr. Slim's sales pitch:

  "This garment, while just audacious enough to be hailed as a relief from the same old tame old thing still clings sturdily to the rock bound foundations of good convention."
  [12:23]

• Blondie's advice on success:

  "Always take your wife with you when you're selecting clothes."
  [29:34]

• Dagwood's final insight:

  "Just find a smart girl like Blondie and marry her right away."
  [29:37]

Final Thoughts

This episode seamlessly intertwines comedic elements with heartfelt moments, making it a standout installment in the Blondie series. The combination of clever writing, character development, and timely themes ensures that "The Fashion Show For Men" remains a memorable and enjoyable listen, preserving the nostalgic essence of the Golden Age of Radio while delivering enduring lessons.

Transcript

[Nicole Byer]

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[Dagwood Bumstead]

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[Blondie Bumstead]

Out of the funnies into your homes and we hope, your hearts too. The makers of Camel cigarettes bring you Blondie. Before we drop over to the Bumstead house to visit Chick Young's famous characters, Blondie and Dagwood. A word from the makers of Camel cigarettes. You know, there are several reasons why Camels are called the pleasure cigarette. They're a slow burning cigarette, for one thing. And those slow burning tobaccos in Camels are costlier tobaccos. That means more pleasure in every puff. Camels are milder, easy on your throat, cooler. Without the irritating qualities of too fast burning. And because slow burning lets the flavor come through you, get in Camels all the fineness of flavor and aroma that makes Camel cigarettes so different, so unfailingly refreshing. No, sir, you don't get tired of smoking Camels. It's a pleasure to light up a mild, tasty Camel. You know you're going to get smoking pleasure at its best. And extra smoking too. Recent impartial laboratory tests show that by burning 25% slower than the average of the 15 other of the largest selling brands tested, slower than any of them. Camels give a smoking plus equal to five extra smokes per pack. That's extra value in any smoker's language. Extra value and extra pleasure. Yes, penny for penny, Camels are your best cigarette buy. And now it's time to drop in on the Bumpsteads for that weekly visit. Tonight we find Blondie at the telephone listening to what seems to be an unending stream of chatter from her neighbor, Hazel Fuddle. From the depths of his own particular chair. Dagwood also listens. Well, we might as well listen too.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, you did? Yes, of course I've seen it. What paper did you see it in, Hazel? You did? Well, I guess it's in all the papers then. Wait just a minute, Hazel. Dagwood. Yeah? Where's our evening paper? Oh, it's out in the kitchen. Would you mind getting it, dear?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

You mean right now?

[Mr. Dithers]

Please, dear.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

All right. What did Hazel Fuddle see in the paper?

[Mr. Dithers]

Shh Later, Dagwood. Do you mind getting it, dear?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

No, I'm going. But I didn't see anything much in it.

[Mr. Dithers]

Hazel. Listen, I sent Dagwood after the paper so I could explain. You see, he hasn't seen that article yet, and I'm not sure how he'll act when he does. You know, the way they mentioned his name and all. But I'll let you know later. Thanks for calling. Bye. Did you find it, Dagwood?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah. What was Mrs. Fuddle talking about?

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, something on the society page.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Society page? There's never any news on that.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, you might be surprised. Look, don't you think it would be nice if you read me the society page while I go on darning your socks?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, it's a funny thing to me. The way women like to read about society. They don't know any of the people they read about.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, you don't know any of those football teams you read about either.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

That's different. Football is interesting.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, don't you think society people ever do anything interesting?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

If they do, it never gets into the papers. Listen to this. Ms. Fifi Pax Petty, beautiful debutante, daughter of Mrs. Henry de Clancy. Pax Petty with her favorite oldie English sheepdog champion, Honey Boy, highlight of Cloverbrook. That's under a picture of a homely girl with her feet on what looks like a bale of hay. It goes on to say here Ms. Fifi is an enthusiastic motorist.

[Mr. Dithers]

She's one of the younger siblings. Just came out this year.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah, it came out. Well, with a face like that, she should have stayed in a little longer.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, read some more, Dagwood.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, let's see. It says Mrs. Boring Bangs. Popular young matron is soon to follow the bird southward for an extended stay. Who cares? Dave Rumer again links the names of RM Dickie Ranking and Esme Twigg. The former Mrs. KWV Trigg, Nays Hornsringer, blah, blah, blah. Ms. Nancy this and Mr. Whozit's that. The only name on the whole page here we ever heard of is Mrs. Upham.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, is she Nancin? What's she doing this time?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Same as always. Giving some kind of a shindig here. This time it's a fashion show. Can you imagine this? It's a fashion show for men.

[Mr. Dithers]

What's funny about that? It's for a worthy cause.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Sure, but for men. Blondie, men don't have fashion shows. That stuff is just for women.

[Mr. Dithers]

Maybe it's time men did have a fashion show.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

No, men don't like to strut around short.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, don't they?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

No. I bet she doesn't get any real he man to be a model for her.

[Mr. Dithers]

What does the article say, Dagwood?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, well, it says it's going to be at the Embassy Hotel. Oh, listen. In an effort to prove that clothes do make the man, and incidentally, to swell the coffers of her favorite charity, Mrs. Emily Upham has planned a gala affair for tomorrow evening when male attire will be displayed on living models recruited from the world of business as well as from the ranks of fashion. Well, an amusing topsy turvy plan calls for the well known social lion, Clarence BG Capulet to appear as the man dressed in bad taste. While a much desired role of the best dressed man will be filled by a rising young executive, Dagwood Bumstead, who will portray the role. Dagwood Bumstead. Hey, wait a minute. Dagwood.

[Charlie]

Bump.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

That's me.

[Mr. Dithers]

Isn't that lovely, Dagwood?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

What? How do you mean? Wait a minute. This must be a mistake.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, no, dear. The paper has it.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, how can it be right when I don't know anything about it?

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, of course, I wasn't sure myself until this afternoon that Mrs. Upham would see things my way.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Your way? Listen, blondie, did you ask Mrs. Upham to put me on a spot like this? Gosh, do you want me to be kidded out of the office?

[Mr. Dithers]

I don't think any of Mr. Dithers employees will try to make fun of you, Dagwood. Not with Mrs. Dithers on Mrs. Upham's committee. She helped me get the well dressed man's part for you. It's quite an honor, you know.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

It is, huh? I mean, is it?

[Mr. Dithers]

Why, of course, dear. Mrs. Upham could have had a well known actor or some society sportsman or anybody for that part. But she chose you. Gosh, you do wear clothes so well, Dagwood.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I'm not what you'd call a fussy dresser, but I bet if I had the money to spend, I could show some of those social guys.

[Mr. Dithers]

You're going to show them, Dagwood?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, of course, I wouldn't want to let Mrs. Up'em down. Not after you and Mrs. Dithers asked her, but.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, it'll be all over before you know it, Dagwood. You just walk across the stage.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

I do? Oh, I thought maybe I could just saunter out and maybe stand there a minute, you know.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, that'd be all right too.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah. No use getting all dressed up and Then running across the stage before anyone can get to see you. Look, maybe I could come out like this, see? And when I got in the middle of the stage, I could stop and kind of frown and then maybe make believe I was brushing a speck off the sleeve or something. That's how a well dressed man does.

[Mr. Dithers]

I think if you just act natural, Dagwood, it would be best. Just smile. And then when they applaud you, well, you might bow a little and then walk off.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah. Oh, maybe I could show them. I heard the applause by shaking hands with myself over my head like this. Hi, boys. Hi.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, I think that's more for a prize fight than a fashion show. I was thinking that you ought to have a new suit, Dagwood. A real good one. We might go to Dasher harbor and Craven for it.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

They're awfully high. Blondie Dithers went in there once and it cost him 85 bucks for a plain suit without even a pattern on it.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, we won't pay that much, Dagwood, but I bet I'll find something for less that we'll both be proud of.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

You want to come with me to pick it out, Blondie, huh?

[Mr. Dithers]

Of course, Dagwood, I always have gone with you for your suits, ever since we've been married.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah, I know, but.

[Mr. Dithers]

So let's meet each other outside Dasher harbor and Cravens at your lunch hour tomorrow. So this is what Dasher harbor and Cravens look like inside. No wonder they're high priced, Agwood. Just feel how thick this rug is.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah, but where do they keep the suits? They have to go back out of sight somewhere every time they get one to show you.

[Mr. Dithers]

I like shopping this way. Hmm. It's very luxurious.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah. You know, I always wanted a red leather chair like this at home. Say, did you notice this?

[Mr. Dithers]

What?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Free cigarettes and an ashtray by every chair. Pretty classy.

[Mr. Dithers]

I guess the regular customers have time to loaf around and talk about clothes all day.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I haven't. Oh, gosh, my lunch hour's nearly gone and they haven't even tried a suit on yet.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, they took your measurements, though it.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Took three fellows to do it. I wonder where they've all gone to now.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, to find something that fits you, I guess.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah, or else look up my bank account and see how much to ask me.

[Mr. Dithers]

Say, these suits on the table have price tags. Look on little cards hidden in the pocket. Oh, my. This one says $95.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Okay, come on, let's get out of here, Blondie. Why, down at Charlie's Choice clothes. You can get the best in the house with two pairs of pants for half that.

[Mr. Dithers]

Now, don't worry, dear. I told the nice old man we wouldn't go over $75.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, did you tell him why I was buying the suit?

[Mr. Dithers]

Yes, of course. I wanted him to take an interest.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, look, Blondie, if any of them ever come back, let me do the talking. I don't think the men who buy in here explain everything to the salesman.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, it's just a story after all, Dagwood, even if it is expensive.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I know, but I feel kind of like a schoolboy coming in here with his mother to buy some new corduroy pants or something. I bet when Dithers bought his suit in here, he didn't bring his wife along.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, don't you want my advice on what to get, Dagwood?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, I don't mind you looking at what I buy, only I want to buy it. I can make up my mind if they'll just show me what I want.

[Mr. Dithers]

Of course, dear. I won't say a word unless you ask me what I think. Look, here comes the last man back with another suit. Oh, it looks lovely, Dagwood. Such a nice gray.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Blondie. Let me decide.

[Mr. Dithers]

Yes, dear?

[Mr. Slim]

I must offer you the most profound apologies for my protracted absence, Mr. Bumstead.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, it's okay. Only you.

[Mr. Slim]

But of course, said Dasher Harbor Cravens, one comes to feel that the selection of a really proper garment for a gentleman is not a matter lightly undertaken, n'est CE pas?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, sure.

[Mr. Slim]

But then too, one understands that this purchase is of additional importance, since one is to reign for a night as a modern beau.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Brummel, how much is that suit you've got there?

[Mr. Slim]

Oh, quite within one's price range, I venture to say. Yet distingue in the extreme.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

How much?

[Mr. Slim]

It is, of course, a creation in which art conceals art to all save those who know how much. Yet one predicts that it will identify itself as having the indispensable eclat which marks the informal suit destined for stipulated occasions.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

How much? What makes you think that?

[Mr. Slim]

It so happens that the two button sack in dove grey which this model exemplifies so charmingly is experiencing a notable revival of interest among continental society. May I venture to suggest that you slip on the jacket, sir? Oh, thank you.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Dove gray. I'll probably look like a pigeon in this.

[Mr. Slim]

Oh, hardly that, sir. Of course, good taste must prevail. And this garment, while just audacious enough to be hailed as a relief from the same old tame old thing still clings sturdily to the rock bound foundations of good convention. Don't you think so, Mrs. Bumpstead?

[Mr. Dithers]

I think it looks beautiful on you, Dagworth.

[Mr. Slim]

And I quite agree. Oh, quite.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Look, I'm buying this suit and I don't think I like this.

[Mr. Slim]

Oh, I'm desolated. It's so truly your suit, Mr. Bumpstead. Oh, to be sure, it requires a bit more self assurance to wear than one's lesser garments. But look in the glass, sir. Well, now, picture yourself swinging an ebony headed stick at your side. But jauntily I see you as a veritable cavalier of the boulevard.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, it does fit me pretty good.

[Mr. Slim]

Oh, but naturally, it's a point of pride with us here at Dasher Harbour and Craven that each customer to leave our shop must be indefectibly correct in the smallest detail. Whether he be poised dizzily upon the very peak of social eminence or be million aspirin for the laurels of the truly well turned out.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah, how's that?

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, he means they won't sell anyone a suit that isn't right for them. But that is perfect on you, Dagwood.

[Mr. Slim]

I quite agree.

[Mr. Dithers]

I'd take their advice, Dagwood.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Now listen, I don't want to be rushed into anything.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, but I thought you were in a hurry.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Then I am too. Oh, it's almost 1:00. Well, listen, I guess I won't make up my mind right now. I'm going to look around some more before I buy.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, maybe Mr. Slib, madam. Oh, thank you. Maybe Mr. Slib would lay this suit aside for you.

[Mr. Slim]

Gagwig1 is delighted to oblige.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, don't go counting on my buying.

[Mr. Dithers]

It now, but save it for us anyway. Until tomorrow noon.

[Mr. Slim]

As madam wishes.

[Mr. Dithers]

Thank you.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I may be back or I may not. If I do come back, I'll be alone and I'll be in a hurry. So. So you better have a lot of stuff for me to look at. And then let me make up my own mind what I want to wear, huh?

[Mr. Slim]

Certainly, sir. But one ventures to say you will scarcely improve on this selection at the price.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah.

[Mr. Slim]

Good day, sir.

[Mr. Dithers]

Good day.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Goodbye. Come on, blondie. Gosh, I'm late already.

[Nicole Byer]

We interrupt this program to bring you an important Wayfarer message. Wayfair's got style tips for every home. This is Nicole Byer helping you make those rooms flyer today's style tip. When it comes to making a statement, treat bold patterns like neutrals. Go wild like an untamed animal. Print area rug under a rustic farmhouse table from wayfair.com Ooh. Fierce. This has been your Wayfair style tip to keep those interiors superior.

[Mr. Dithers]

Wayfair Every style, every home.

[Nicole Byer]

We interrupt this program to bring you an important Wayfair message. Wayfair's got style tips for every home. This is Stiles Mackenzie helping you make those rooms sing. Today's style tip when it comes to making a statement, Treat bold patterns like neutrals. Go wild like an untamed animal. Print area rug under a rustic farmhouse table. From wayfair.com fierce. This has been your Wayfair style tip to keep those interiors superior.

[Mr. Dithers]

Wayfair Every style, every home. Dagwood, you weren't very nice to Mr. Slim.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, he bothers me. Too much fancy talk. Look, I'll have to run back to the office.

[Mr. Dithers]

All right, dear, but don't buy anything until you talk to me again.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I may just look around a little on my way to the bus. I have to go by Charlie's Choice clothes store.

[Mr. Dithers]

And don't go in there, Dagwood.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, no, no, just window shop. Maybe so. No, no. Look, Charlie, I just stopped to look in the window a minute.

[Mr. Gizzard]

What can you see in the window? It's inside here. I got the best stuff. Mr. Bumstead, you know what I just told my partner? I said, ain't it lucky we got our fall line already for Mr. Bumstead when he comes in.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

You did well, guys. I'm sorry, Charlie, but I've about made up my mind to take a little suit I saw at Dacier harbor in craven.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Ah, Mr. Bumstead, you must be kidding. You're too smart a fella to pay the prices those robbers ask just for a label.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

They have pretty high class clothes, Charlie.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Oh, high class, sure, if a fella wants to look like he was a back number. But no, snap to them. Now, in that fashion show, you're supposed to be a man that knows what's the latest fashion. Am I right?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Sure. I'm the well dressed man.

[Mr. Gizzard]

A style leader. Okay, you come to a place where we're even ahead of the style. Now, up at dhc, what do they show you? Styles that would be alright for your grandfather if you didn't get around much. But not for a young fellow with a good figure like you got. Now listen. Now, it's for you to say. I wouldn't try to sell you, but how is this for a little pepper?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

It looks like mustard to me, John.

[Mr. Gizzard]

You see, you know color Mustard color is right. You know what this is? It's strictly rpm. Now get a load of that lapel. You see how it's fixed to stand up over the shoulder? You see? And look, a double breasted vest. That's class. Here, now slip this coat on for size.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Now, wait a minute. Listen.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Only for size, Mr. Bumstead. I'm not selling you anything until you see what you want. Now look. Now isn't that perfect?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, these buttons.

[Mr. Gizzard]

All right, them wooden buttons is all wrong. And for no extra charge, I'll put on pearl buttons. Now, don't move. I want the tailor to see you just like that. That's a treat.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Listen, I don't want pearl buttons either.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Listen. But my trade is all wearing buttons this year, Mr. Bumstead. And with me, the customer has got to be right and the buttons come off.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah, that coat comes off too, Charlie.

[Mr. Gizzard]

What a joker. Now listen, for a man like you, I'm gonna break a rule. Now listen. You know what's in back of my store?

[Nicole Byer]

No.

[Mr. Gizzard]

A case of garments. Direct from our outlet in 14th Street, New York City. I was saving them for a little later until the styles kind of catch up to them. But for you and that fashion show, I'm gonna give you only the best.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I haven't got the time to wait for you to open a whole case.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Oh, no, no. Why waste your time? I got your size perfect. Now, what color did you say they showed you at dhc?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, kind of gray.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Gray? All they know is gray. Now, what color do you like?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

I was thinking maybe a brown.

[Mr. Gizzard]

See, the color for the advanced ST is brown. Okay, in that case is a brown suit. That's perfect for you. Now, here's what I'll do. To save you time and money. I'll send that suit home to you and your troubles are over.

[Charlie]

I'll even go better.

[Mr. Gizzard]

I'll make a bargain for you. Now listen, I'll be frank with you. If one of my suits is in that fashion show, it's advertising for me. Okay, instead of $50, I'll let you have that suit for, say, $41.98. And you sign an agreement where it says you will display the said suit in the show.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Right? Well, okay. I guess if I'm wearing a suit.

[Mr. Slim]

Anyway, I might get to.

[Mr. Gizzard]

I want you to carry a small card with the name Charlie's Choice clothes on it.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, I'd have to talk that over with my wife.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Now, Mr. Bumstead, you can't kid me. You're a fellow that makes up his Own mind.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, sure.

[Mr. Gizzard]

But it's already made up, and you know a bargain when you see it.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I haven't that much cash with me.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Yes, your check is as good as gold.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

I don't have my checkbook either.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Is that all? I got blank checks. Come back into my office. I've got plenty of blank checks. And we'll make out a little contract.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I thought I oughta look around some more.

[Mr. Dithers]

Hey, Blondie, I'm home.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Say, did a suit come for me? What? What's the matter, Blondie?

[Mr. Dithers]

Dagwood bumps down. Did you order this? Sent home, huh?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

What is that?

[Mr. Dithers]

It's a suit they send from Charlie's Choice clothes store.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

That's a little loud, isn't it?

[Mr. Dithers]

A little loud? Look at it. It looks like a totem pole.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

I had no idea that's what Charlie had in mind.

[Mr. Dithers]

Haven't you even seen this suit before?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

No. See, Charlie said it wasn't unpacked yet.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, take a look at it now. Here, slip on this coat a minute.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Uh, no, I can see it from here.

[Mr. Dithers]

You can see it from the next date. But I want you to see yourself in it. Just to teach you to stay out of Charlie's place. Come on.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh. Well, guys. All right. It's a little tight in the waist, isn't it?

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, is that the waist where it curves in from the length of the coat? I thought it was your knees. Now, look in the mirror.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

No, Blondie, look. Charlie should have known better than to sell me this.

[Mr. Dithers]

Dagwood, you didn't pay for that suit.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, yeah, in a way I did.

[Mr. Dithers]

In what way?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

With a check.

[Mr. Dithers]

Well. Well, we'll stop the check and march that terrible thing straight back to Mr. Charlie tomorrow.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

But listen, you don't know the worst of it. I signed a contract to wear this suit at the fashion show.

[Mr. Dithers]

Dagwood, you didn't.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah. Here's a copy of it. He said I could save about $10 nearly if I'd carry a placard too.

[Mr. Dithers]

Let me see that contract.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

There's no way out of it.

[Mr. Dithers]

I guess there's got to be a way out. Dagwood, if Cora Dithers ever sees you at the fashion show in that Mrs. Dithers?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, gosh, she's on the committee too. Now, I am sunk. If I don't wear this thing, Charlie will sue me. And if I do, Dithers will probably fire me. Hey, Blondie, what am I going to do?

[Blondie Bumstead]

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[Mr. Gizzard]

But look, Mrs. Bumstead, I got that suit special out of a case.

[Mr. Dithers]

It looks like you got it out of the Chicago Fire. Well, are you going to take it back without trouble or not?

[Mr. Gizzard]

Now, Mrs. Bumstead, a contract is a contract. Read the contract. It says there, black on white, that your husband has got to wear that suit at the fashion show.

[Mr. Dithers]

Why no, Charlie. I did read the contract and all it says is he has to display it. And also a placard with it that says the suit comes from this store.

[Mr. Gizzard]

What's the difference?

[Mr. Dithers]

Quite a lot. For the last time, will you tear up the contract?

[Mr. Gizzard]

No, ma'am. I know my rights.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, well, all right. We'll display the suit and the sign.

[Mr. Gizzard]

You will? Good.

[Mr. Dithers]

Not so good for you, Charlie, because my husband won't wear the suit as the well dressed man. We'll display it on the man who is dressed in bad taste.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Wait. Now, now you can't do that.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, yes, read your contract. Not only that, but the sign with it will say for real bad taste, go to Charlie's, where this suit comes from.

[Mr. Gizzard]

But that's holding up my store to ridicule. I'll sue.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, no you won't, Charlie. Read the contract again. It not only says we can display the suit and a sign, but that we must do it. Try to sue us for that. The only thing the contract doesn't say is who wears the suit or what the sign must say.

[Mr. Gizzard]

Well, but listen.

[Mr. Dithers]

Now you try listening for a change. Charlie, I have a proposition.

[Charlie]

Bumpstead.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, yeah? What? Oh, hello, Mr. Des Bumpstead.

[Charlie]

In times past I've sometimes wondered whether you ought to be allowed to run at large or not. I think I'm about to find out.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

You Mean you think I'm not right in my head?

[Charlie]

You have a gift for understatement, Bubstead. If what I hear is true, you shouldn't be wasted in a padded cell. You should be exhibited on a glass.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, I guess you heard about that suit from Charlie.

[Charlie]

I've done worse than that. I've seen it or one like it. When I passed Charlie's mantrap this morning, I felt a heat wave from the window. I risked one eye to look. Do you know what I saw, Bumpstead?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah, I guess it was that suit. It's awful, isn't it Awful?

[Charlie]

Listen, Bumpstead, in that suit an n man in a minstrel show would be overdressed. You couldn't sell that suit for banners to any self respecting carnival. But that's not the worst, Bumpstead.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

No? No.

[Charlie]

There's a sign on that suit, Bumpstead, which claims it'll be worn by the best dressed man at the fashion show. Now say it isn't so, Bumpstead, and say it quick.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, I may get out of it.

[Charlie]

You may get out of it? Yeah, you've got to get out of it. Just don't wear that suit anyway.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, but what about that contract with Charlie?

[Charlie]

Contract?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

You knew my wife was interested in that fashion show yet you took money to wear a suit like that.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, no, sir.

[Charlie]

What? You mean Charlie wasn't going to pay you for wearing it?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, not exactly. He knocked about several dollars off the price.

[Charlie]

The price? You mean you paid him to wear that nightmare in Technicolor? Well, did you buy yellow button shoes too?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Why, no.

[Charlie]

Well, I can't understand that. Or maybe you knew nobody could see yellow shoes under that suit.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Look, Mr. Dithers, everybody makes mistakes.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I make one every day. I let you come back to work here, but this is the end, Bumpstead. If you go through with that contract and wear that suit tonight, you're finished, Bumpstead.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, maybe Blondie can do something with Charlie. She's down there this morning. Oh gosh. Maybe That's Blondie now.

[Charlie]

J.C. dithers Construction Company. Mr. J.C. dITHERS OFFICE. J.C. sPEAKING.

[Mr. Dithers]

This is Blondie, Mr. Dithers. Is Dagwood in your office?

[Charlie]

Oh, it's for you, Bumstead. It's Blondie.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Thanks. Oh, hello, Blondie. Listen, what happened?

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, I think it's all right, Dagwood.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

What did you do, take too long.

[Mr. Dithers]

To tell over the phone? You just come down to the fashion show as soon as you can. And bring Mr. Dithers with you. Cory's expecting him.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Well, yeah, okay, but listen now.

[Mr. Dithers]

Don't be late now, Dagwood. Bye.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Hey, wait. Wait a minute. Oh, gosh, she hung up.

[Charlie]

What did she say?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

That Corey. Mrs. Dithers, that's your wife was expecting you down to the fashion show.

[Charlie]

Well, don't worry. I'll be there. I'll be right there in the wings when you walk out. And believe me, Bumpstead, unless you are the well dressed man and a credit to Corey and the Dithers Company, your next job will be modeling Charlie's Choice clothes in some waxworks.

[Mr. Dithers]

Can you see all right from here, Mr. Dithers?

[Charlie]

I can see the stage. But where's Dagwood?

[Mr. Dithers]

In the wings? On the other side. He's on next, I think.

[Charlie]

Listen, Blondie, you're sure worry he's going to look all right.

[Mr. Dithers]

You'll be surprised.

[Charlie]

Oh, I hope I can stand it. What's he wearing?

[Mr. Dithers]

You'll see in a minute.

[Mr. Slim]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the climax of the evening. A casual but sophisticated garment from Dasher harbor and Craven that will instantly appeal to every snapper up of well considered male attire. The epitome of the well dressed man, Mr. Dagwood Thumbstead.

[Mr. Dithers]

There he is, Mr. Gizzard in the stock Is.

[Charlie]

Is that Bubstead? Say, he looks like a fashion plate. What's he doing now?

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, a little bit of pantomime. Brushing a speck from his sleeve.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Here he comes. Hey, Blondie. How was I? How'd I look?

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, you were wonderful, Daddy.

[Charlie]

Congratulations, Bump stand a credit to offer.

[Mr. Slim]

Who?

[Charlie]

Who did the fella say your tailor was?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Why, it's Deborah Hasher. And what's the name of the place you got this from? Blondie.

[Charlie]

Oh, Blondie picks out your suit, see.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, no, I just helped get it delivered in time.

[Charlie]

Well, that's a wonderful looking suit.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, just a continental trifle. A dove gray in a two button sack. Conventional, yet with a bit of that audacious that distinguish it from the same old tame old thanks to those truly in the know, huh?

[Charlie]

Oh, can you afford clothes like that on your salary, Bumpster?

[Mr. Dithers]

I'm glad you brought that up, Mr. Dithers. Dagwood and I have been meaning to speak to you about salary.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, yes.

[Charlie]

Well, excuse me, Brunty. I've got to get back to Corey. I know she'll be pleased. See you another time.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

I guess I can afford to pay $75 for a suit. Maybe I ought to ask them to take it back.

[Mr. Dithers]

Why no, dear. Didn't I tell you? Oh my. This nap suit didn't cost a cent more than the terrible one from Charlie.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

How's that?

[Mr. Dithers]

Well, you. I found out that Charlie had marked his suit up before he made you a discount. Yeah, he really overcharged you $20 and put you in an embarrassing position besides. So I had a little talk with him about the law of damages.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

You did?

[Mr. Dithers]

I certainly did. And after our talk, Charlie decided that he would rather buy his suit back from us than go through with the contract and have a lot of bad publicity. He gave me $20 more than you paid to get it back.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Gosh.

[Mr. Dithers]

So then I had $65, and Dasher harbor and Craven came down $10 on their price. You know, after I told them their name would be mentioned at the. So then I could buy this nice suit without any extra money at all.

[Dagwood Bumstead]

And Charlie really helped me buy it. Blondie, that's wonderful.

[Mr. Dithers]

Oh, look, Dagwood, here come the photographers. And a man who wants an interview for his magazine, men's fashion.

[Mr. Slim]

Congratulations, Mr. Bumstead. Do you mind letting us have a picture just as you are? You know, just be flecking a speck of dust from your sleeve. Oh, that was a wonderful bit. You ready?

[Blondie Bumstead]

Ha, ha.

[Mr. Slim]

Thank you. All right, that's all, boys. Now, Mr. Bumpstead, just a word or two for our readers. What are your rules for success as the well dressed man?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

Oh, that's easy. Always take your wife with you when you're selecting clothes.

[Mr. Slim]

Ah, excellent. But suppose one is a bachelor?

[Dagwood Bumstead]

That's easy, too. Just find a smart girl like Blondie and marry her right away.

[Blondie Bumstead]

Blondie is played by Penny Singleton and Dagwood by Arthur Lake, the Columbia picture stars. And so, until next Monday, we leave the Bumsteads, Blondie and Dagwood. But the makers of Camel cigarettes have other radio treats for you during the week. Tomorrow night, over these same stations, you can listen to the music of Bob Crosby and the best Dixieland band in the land with Johnny Mercer and Helen Ward. And if you like swing, well, you'd better make a date with your radio for Saturday night when Benny Goodman and the world's greatest swing band with Mildred Bailey bring you another musical caravan. That's a tip for your radio pleasure and for your smoking pleasure, let us suggest that you try Camel. You'll find more pleasure per puff. More puffs per pat. Our Blondie orchestra is directed by Billy Ard, who also creates the special musical effects. This is Bill Goodwin speaking for the makers of Camel cigarettes. Good night, all. This is the Columbia Broadcasting System.

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