
Buck Rogers 39-04-19 (007) Black Barney Is Under Control of Killer Kane
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Now, do you remember our last episode? Well, Buck and Wilma finally got on the trail of Black Barney's rocket ship. And we learned that Killer Kane and Ardella, with Barney as their prisoner, have landed at the ruins of ancient Philadelphia, where they're going to set up a new headquarters. Let's join them there and see how things are working out. Okay then. Here we go. 500 years into the future.
Charlie
Well, Kane, what do we do now?
George
We make a little trip underground to establish a base of operations. Adela. In what was formerly the headquarters of Professor Smith the mad Scientist.
Diana
Gonna use Smithy's old place, huh?
George
That's what I said. Come on.
Diana
Okay.
George
And handle that psychic restriction ray with care.
Charlie
Okay, but where are we going? I don't see anything around here that looks like it might be Smith's old Headquarters?
George
Yeah, Right in front of you. You see that hole in the ground?
Charlie
Yeah.
George
With an old set of concrete stairs running down into it. Well away back in the 20th and 21st centuries, there was a network of subway lines running all along under the whole city. That was before the Mongol invasion destroyed most of the principal American cities.
Charlie
But what under the sauna subway line?
George
Ever see pictures of railroad trains in your history books?
Charlie
Sure.
George
Well, the subways were railroads that ran entirely underground. Diverted a lot of traffic from the already congested streets on the surface and all that sort of thing.
Diana
Yeah, all that sauna stuff.
Charlie
Maybe the people who lived in those times weren't so dumb after all.
George
No, but if our friend Rogers weren't so dumb, he'd have stayed in the 20th century where he belonged.
Diana
Kane, you know just as well as me that Captain Rogers didn't come to the 25th century on purpose. He got caught in a mine accident and a lot of gas come out of it, and he was held in suspender animation and all that sort of stuff.
George
Forget it, Bonnie. The point is that when Smith came here, he found an ancient subway station located down near the edge of the Delaware river here that was good enough to make into a headquarters. You ought to remember that, Barney. You worked with Smith at one time.
Diana
Yeah, that was before I knowed any better. Smithy had it all fixed up with lights and a power planet and all that sort of stuff and things.
George
And that's why we're lucky in having everything ready for us to settle down here.
Charlie
Yes, but I still think if Buck and Wilma get anywhere near here, they'll pick this as a logical place to look for.
George
But even if they do, they'll never find us. Come along now, down the stairway.
Diana
Listen, I don't want to go down there.
George
Bonnie, do I have to keep a rocket pistol trained on you to make you do as I say?
Diana
Well, you can't make me work for you anyhow.
George
Quiet. Now, pick up that psychic restriction ray and come along.
Diana
Okay, okay.
Charlie
Right down these steps.
George
Right. What used to be Smith's office is at the end of a corridor at the bottom.
Charlie
Here's that corridor, all right. Hey, how about some light down here? You can't see very well.
George
Wait a second, and I'll see if the lighting system's still in order. Ah, that's better.
Charlie
Much. Hey, there's quite an establishment down here, isn't there?
George
Everything you could want for comfort and convenience. Now, this on the right was his office. Quarters are down the corridor on the left.
Charlie
Wait a minute. Kane?
George
Why, yes. That little waterfall down at the end of this room. I wonder how that got there.
Diana
Well, I can tell you.
George
Well?
Diana
Well, back in the old days when I was sort of foolish and thought I was an air pirate.
George
You'd be better off if you were still an air pirate, Bonnie.
Diana
No, sir, King. And nothing you will ever say will ever make me believe. Right.
George
Go on with your story.
Charlie
Story?
Diana
Yeah. Well, one time me and Louie was down here giving Smitty a hand.
George
Who's Louie? O.
Diana
He was sort of my right hand man and all that sort of stuff.
George
Go on.
Diana
Well, Lloyd didn't like Smitty and Smitty knowed it. So he kept treating Louie worse and worser until one day Louie got mad and cut loose with a atomic bomb and blow the place up.
George
Blew the place up?
Diana
Well, didn't exactly do very much damage on account of it wasn't set very good. But it let through some of the water from the Delaware river and. And that's what makes a fall.
George
Then the door to Smith old laboratory ought to be right behind that waterfall.
Diana
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Unless somebody's changed it.
George
Somebody's changed it? Who's changed it?
Diana
Well, somebody. Or that is. I mean. Well, maybe somebody. Come along.
George
You don't know what you mean. Adela.
Charlie
Yes?
George
We've got to find out if the door to the laboratory is in back of that waterfall. Well, how'd you like to hop through it and see while I keep an eye on Black Barney here?
Charlie
Oh, and get soaking wet? Not much. Kane, if you want to find out what's on the other side of the waterfall, you can do it yourself. Or make Barney do it.
Diana
Hey, now listen.
George
Take a chance on there being some way for him to beat it on the other side.
Charlie
Okay. Then it's up to you. See why that laboratory should be of such importance to you.
George
Anyway, Adela, if the water hasn't flooded that laboratory, we'll find electrical and scientific instruments that'll mean everything to us.
Charlie
If it isn't flooded.
George
That's exactly what we're going to find out.
Charlie
Now what you're going to find out. Go ahead.
George
No, wait a minute. The force ray. Give me one of those non recoil energy projectors.
Charlie
Sure. Here. What are you gonna do with it?
George
Use it to push the water aside and keep from getting wet.
Charlie
Oh, sorry.
George
Sorry.
Charlie
Yeah. Thought we were going to have the pleasure of watching you take a scope.
George
Never mind that. Just be sure you keep Barney here covered with your rocket pistol. Now, here.
Diana
Hey, that's pretty good, Kane.
George
Even if it's he, it's the laboratory all right, Adela. And it's in perfect condition.
Charlie
Good. I'll move back to water with this horse race while you and Barney go in. And then you can do the same for me with yours.
George
Right. Come on, Bonnie.
Diana
Okay.
George
And be sure you don't let that ray machine get wet.
Diana
All right, all right.
George
That'S it. Now, put the psychic restriction ray down inside the door here.
Diana
Well, now, how about.
George
Set it down, I said.
Diana
But listen me.
Charlie
Hey, King.
Diana
Hey, she.
George
What's the hurry? Adela, take it easy, will you? All right, come ahead.
Charlie
Well, this is better.
George
Get all the way inside the laboratory so we can close this door. That's it. And this, my friends, is our new headquarters.
Charlie
Not bad, Kane. Not bad.
George
Not bad. It's perfect. I look at these scientific instruments. Smith may have been a bit balmy, but he certainly left us some priceless equipment here. And with that waterfall covering up the door, nobody in the whole wide world would ever discover us here.
Charlie
No. Why shouldn't somebody else look behind the falls for the door to this place?
George
Because nobody else knows this place is here.
Charlie
I hope you're right.
George
I know I am. Come on, let's get to work. Now, the first thing we've got to do is to put Barney under the psychic restriction raid.
Charlie
Huh?
George
Plug it into that power outlet, will you?
Charlie
Sure.
Diana
Listen, Kane, is all you think about the cycle of scripture, Ray. I'm not going under it, see?
George
You haven't any choice in the matter, Bonnie. Unless you decide to work along with us voluntarily. How about it?
Diana
No, sir. No, sir. I don't know what volunteerly means and. But I won't do it.
George
That's final.
Diana
Yes, sir. And nothing you can say will make any difference.
George
And the ray it is. Let me have that force. Rayya Dela.
Diana
Here you are, Kane.
George
Get down on the floor under the ray projector body. No, sir.
Diana
Kane, you can't make me down. Hey, take that force right off of me. What's the bigger decay?
George
Right on your back, Barney, and right onto the projector lens.
Diana
Take it off me, I tell you. You're pushing me right through the floor.
George
If you don't stop following, I will push you through the floor.
Diana
All right, all right, all right. I'll stay. I'll lay still. I'll stay with.
George
All right. Now, Bonnie, I warn you. If you try to get out of range of the psychic restriction ray, I'll drive so much energy at you that you'll never get up again. Adela.
Charlie
Yes?
George
Turn on the rain.
Charlie
Right. How's that?
Diana
Perfect. No, sir, Kane, it ain't perfect. And if you got any sense, you'll turn it off again. You hear me, Kane? Turn it off. This thing won't have no effect on me anyhow.
George
Quiet, Bunny. You'll find it much easier if you don't try to make so much noise.
Diana
But. But the light from hits my eyes.
George
You're crazy.
Diana
I don't like it anyhow. It should take it away. And anyhow, if you think this or anything else is going to make me work for you, well, you're. You're out of my mind. You understand? You're.
Charlie
You're.
Diana
This again. You know, it's funny. This thing ain't so bad after all, is it? Yeah, I kind of think I. I like it.
George
It's. It's working our daylight good. And from now on, Barney is ours.
Diana
It's so nice and pretty and beautiful and stuff. Yeah.
George
Let the brave Captain Rogers try to upset our plans now. Rogers.
Henry
Central Radio Bureau, Davidson speaking.
Isaac
Listen, Dave, this is Buck Rogers.
Henry
Oh, Hello, Captain.
Isaac
Contact Dr. Hewer again for me. Tell him we're still on Black Barney's rocket trail and following it with a gas analyzer.
Henry
Good. But there's.
Isaac
We found that it leads almost directly southeast of Niagara in a straight line.
Henry
I see. But now words.
Isaac
Toward the ruins of ancient Philadelphia, which would make an ideal headquarters for a person like Killer Kane.
Henry
But, Captain.
Isaac
As I told you before, Dave, the more I think of it, the more I feel he's somehow connected with the disappearance of Barney. Now, will you get all that to Dr. Hewer just as quickly as possible?
Henry
But, Captain.
Isaac
Yeah?
Henry
I've been trying to tell you. Dr. Hewer called here just a few minutes ago and he left a message for you.
Isaac
Oh, yeah? What'd he say?
Henry
He wants you and Lieutenant Wilmer to return to Niagara immediately.
Charlie
What?
Henry
And meet him at his lavatory.
Isaac
But we can't. We're hot on this trail for the first time. We can't leave it now.
Henry
Well, I'm sorry, Captain, but he made it plain that no matter where you were or what you might be doing, he wants you in his laboratory before you go any further.
Isaac
Well, if he wants us to leave a hot trail, it must be important.
Henry
Judging by the way he spoke, it's dog gone important.
Isaac
Okay, Dave, Tell him we're on our way back.
Frank
So Kane and Ardella have poor old Black Barney under the influence of the Psychic Restriction ray, the instrument that completely subjugates him to their wills. It'll make him not only willing, but glad to work with him. But I wonder what Dr. Hewer has up his sleeve.
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Bobby
The new banana split cookie from AM PM all freshly baked with real butter with banana, chocolate and strawberry flavors.
Alex
Wow, that sounds amazing. Can I have a bite?
Bobby
I'm sorry, but no. But you can't split the banana split.
Alex
Not even a little.
Bobby
Not even a crumb.
Charlie
What if.
George
No, please.
Diana
Mine.
Evelyn
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Episode Summary: Buck Rogers 39-04-19 (007) Black Barney Is Under Control of Killer Kane
Podcast Information:
1. Recap of Previous Episode
The episode begins with a brief recap by Frank, the announcer, highlighting the events of the preceding episode. Listeners are reminded that Buck Rogers and Wilma have tracked Black Barney's rocket ship to the ruins of ancient Philadelphia. It is revealed that Killer Kane and Ardella have captured Barney and established a new headquarters in the desolate cityscape.
Notable Quote:
Frank [01:51]: "Buck and Wilma finally got on the trail of Black Barney's rocket ship... they've landed at the ruins of ancient Philadelphia, where they're going to set up a new headquarters."
2. Establishing the Villains' New Headquarters
The scene shifts to the 25th century, where Killer Kane and his associate Ardella—together with the subdued Black Barney—are strategizing their next moves. Their plan involves repurposing the remnants of Professor Smith’s old subway headquarters in Philadelphia, taking advantage of the city's post-Mongol invasion desolation.
Notable Quotes:
George [02:22]: "We make a little trip underground to establish a base of operations... in what was formerly the headquarters of Professor Smith the mad Scientist."
George [03:27]: "When Smith came here, he found an ancient subway station... Barney, you worked with Smith at one time."
3. Navigating the Ancient Subway System
As Killer Kane guides his team through the subterranean landscape, he explains the historical significance of the subway lines, emphasizing their strategic value. Diana (Adela) expresses skepticism about their intelligence, hinting at Buck Rogers' unexpected presence in their timeline.
Notable Quote:
Charlie [03:20]: "Maybe the people who lived in those times weren't so dumb after all."
Diana [03:27]: "Captain Rogers didn't come to the 25th century on purpose. He got caught in a mine accident and was held in suspender animation."
4. Discovering Smith's Laboratory
The team encounters Smith’s old laboratory, hidden behind a waterfall—a remnant of past sabotage by a former associate, Louie. Diana recounts how Louie's attempt to blow up the laboratory inadvertently led to the creation of the waterfall, which now conceals their entrance.
Notable Quotes:
Diana [05:19]: "One time me and Louie was down here giving Smitty a hand... Louie got mad and cut loose with an atomic bomb and blew the place up."
George [06:17]: "The door to Smith's old laboratory ought to be right behind that waterfall."
5. Securing the Headquarters
Killer Kane and his team work to secure the laboratory, intending to utilize Professor Smith’s scientific instruments to further their plans. Their primary objective is to subdue Black Barney using the Psychic Restriction Ray, ensuring his complete obedience.
Notable Quotes:
George [07:22]: "The first thing we've got to do is to put Barney under the psychic restriction ray."
Diana [09:09]: "But listen me... This thing won't have no effect on me anyhow."
6. The Conflict Over Barney's Control
A significant portion of the episode centers around the tense interactions between Diana and Killer Kane as they attempt to activate the Psychic Restriction Ray on Barney. Diana resists, leading to a confrontation where Kane threatens her compliance under the device's influence. Eventually, Diana capitulates, allowing the ray to be activated, effectively bringing Barney fully under Kane’s control.
Notable Quotes:
George [10:28]: "If you try to get out of range of the psychic restriction ray, I'll drive so much energy at you that you'll never get up again."
Diana [11:16]: "I kind of think I. I like it."
7. Buck Rogers Receives New Intelligence
Concurrent to the villains' maneuvers, Buck Rogers receives an urgent communication from Central Radio Bureau. His contact, Isaac, informs him about the latest developments concerning Black Barney and Killer Kane's activities in the ruins of ancient Philadelphia. Dr. Hewer's message urges Buck and Lieutenant Wilmer to return to Niagara immediately, indicating a pressing matter that could impact their mission against Kane.
Notable Quotes:
Isaac [12:09]: "We're still on Black Barney's rocket trail and following it with a gas analyzer... heading southeast of Niagara towards the ruins of ancient Philadelphia."
Henry [12:43]: "Dr. Hewer wants you and Lieutenant Wilmer to return to Niagara immediately... at his laboratory."
8. Final Thoughts and Tease for Next Episode
The episode concludes with Frank providing a bridge between the unfolding villainous plans and Buck Rogers' impending response. He speculates on Dr. Hewer's potential strategies and foreshadows the upcoming challenges Buck and his team will face in overcoming Killer Kane’s newfound advantage.
Notable Quote:
Frank [13:15]: "So Kane and Ardella have poor old Black Barney under the influence of the Psychic Restriction ray... But I wonder what Dr. Hewer has up his sleeve."
Conclusion
This episode of Buck Rogers intricately weaves the villains' strategic establishment of a fortified headquarters with the deepening control over their prisoner, Black Barney. The tension between Killer Kane and Diana adds emotional depth, while the introduction of urgent communications for Buck Rogers sets the stage for the forthcoming clash. Listeners are left anticipating how Buck will navigate these new obstacles to thwart Kane’s plans.
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