Chase And Sanborn Hour 43-05-02 Barbara Stanwyck Acts as Charlie's Agent

Summary

Podcast Title: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: Chase And Sanborn Hour 43-05-02 Barbara Stanwyck Acts as Charlie's Agent
Release Date: August 9, 2025

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Introduction and Cast Overview

The episode of "Chase And Sanborn Hour" opens with a vibrant introduction by Edgar Bergen at [00:03], presenting the ensemble cast:

• Edgar Bergen
• Bill Thompson
• Ray Noble and his orchestra
• Dale Evans, the Sportsman
• Barbara Stanwyck as the special guest
• Charlie McCarthy

This sets the stage for a blend of humor, music, and engaging dialogue typical of the Golden Age of Radio.

The Mustache Affair

A central comedic theme of the episode revolves around Charlie McCarthy's newfound mustache. The segment begins at [00:27] with Charlie greeting the audience and Dale Evans, quickly segueing into humor about his facial hair:

• Charlie McCarthy [00:31]: "I'd kiss you hello, but I'm afraid my mustache might tickle you."
• Barbara Stanwyck [00:37]: "Charlie, don't tell me you're growing a mustache."
• Charlie McCarthy [00:39]: "Yeah, that's the way it is. Yeah. Today I am a mess. I mean, a man. I decided to let it sprout. Haven't you noticed it?"

The playful banter continues as Barbara teases Charlie about his youthful appearance despite the mustache:

• Barbara Stanwyck [00:59]: "No, you look more about a boy about 12. Charlie, does Edgar know about this?"

Charlie’s attempts to appear more mature and sophisticated lead to further humorous exchanges:

• Charlie McCarthy [05:01]: "No, no. I'm getting. I'm getting interested in, you know, more sophisticated women. I see women about 14 or 15."

This segment highlights the witty interplay between characters, showcasing Charlie's mischievous charm and Barbara's sharp tongue.

News and Comedy Segments

Interwoven with the comedic dialogues are musical interludes and satirical news segments that add depth and variety to the episode.

Musical Performances:

• Ray Noble [02:11]: Performs the lively song “Canteen in our Town,” encouraging listeners to enjoy the festivities.
• Dale Evans [12:17]: Delivers a heartfelt love song, "Whenever She's in Love," adding a melodic respite from the humor.

Satirical News with Bill Thompson:

At [07:00], the show transitions to a mock news segment with Bill Thompson reporting from the fictional capital of Flageria:

• Bill Thompson [08:28]: "This happens to be Flageria's national holiday. Donkey Neck Monday, which occurs immediately three Tuesdays before Bus Stop Thursday."

The satire continues with whimsical descriptions of local events and absurd news items, such as:

• Bill Thompson [09:25]: "He was going to tell us about the main Flagerian industry which at the moment is going at full speed. In fact, their business is tops."
• Professor Scalpel Sulphonylimeds [10:01]: Attempts to make a beaver talk, only to be interrupted humorously by Charlie’s antics.

These segments blend absurdist humor with clever wordplay, reflecting the playful spirit of old-time radio.

Barbara Stanwyck as Charlie’s Agent

One of the pivotal moments in the episode features Barbara Stanwyck stepping into the role of Charlie McCarthy's agent, advocating for a raise in Charlie's allowance. This negotiation begins around [16:28] and unfolds with sharp comedic timing.

Initial Negotiation Attempt:

• Barbara Stanwyck [17:47]: "Charlie, what you need is a manager."
• Charlie McCarthy [17:54]: "A manager?"
• Barbara Stanwyck [17:55]: "Yes. Just place yourself in my hands and I'll put you on a solid basis."

Negotiation with Edgar Bergen (Ray Noble):

As Barbara confronts Ray Noble (portraying Edgar Bergen), the dialogue becomes increasingly humorous and assertive:

• Barbara Stanwyck [19:26]: "Mr. Bergen, as Charlie's manager, I demand an increase in our allowance. And we won't take no for an answer."
• Charlie McCarthy [19:57]: "What are we asking?"
• Barbara Stanwyck [19:52]: "We're asking for $10 a week."
• Ray Noble [19:54]: "$10 a week? Why, that's ridiculous."

Climax and Resolution:

Barbara employs exaggerated emotional appeals to secure the raise:

• Barbara Stanwyck [20:50]: "For want of the bare necessities of life, why, he may be forced to steal. So hungry to become a hardened criminal, an outcast. An enemy of society. Yes, yes, even a murderer."

Ultimately, Ray concedes to a partial raise:

• Ray Noble [22:05]: "I might consider a 25 cent raise, but no more."
• Charlie McCarthy [22:27]: "That's pretty good. Let's take it."

Barbara skillfully negotiates Charlie's new allowance, humorously highlighting the struggles of manageability and financial negotiations for Charlie.

Conclusion and Future Teasers

As the episode nears its end, Edgar Bergen wraps up with a teaser for the next show:

• Edgar Bergen [23:48]: "Be with us again next week when Charlie and all of us will be on hand to greet our special guests, Victor Moore and Billy Gaxton, and the eminent psychologist and author of 'Let's Explore Your Mind,' Dr. Albert Edward Wiggum."

This closure maintains listener engagement, promising future entertainment and continued comedic escapades.

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Notable Quotes Overview

• Charlie McCarthy on Mustache Growth [00:39]: "Today I am a mess. I mean, a man. I decided to let it sprout. Haven't you noticed it?"
• Barbara Stanwyck on Charlie’s Appearance [00:59]: "No, you look more about a boy about 12."
• Charlie McCarthy on Sophisticated Interests [05:01]: "I'm getting interested in, you know, more sophisticated women. I see women about 14 or 15."
• Barbara Stanwyck Negotiating [19:52]: "We're asking for $10 a week."
• Ray Noble’s Reluctant Concession [22:05]: "I might consider a 25 cent raise, but no more."
• Barbara Stanwyck Emotional Appeal [20:50]: "For want of the bare necessities of life, why, he may be forced to steal."

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Final Thoughts

This episode of "Chase And Sanborn Hour" masterfully blends humor, satire, and engaging character dynamics, particularly highlighting Barbara Stanwyck's role as a determined agent advocating for Charlie McCarthy. The interplay between characters, coupled with musical interludes and comedic news segments, provides a rich and entertaining experience that captures the essence of the Golden Age of Radio. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to these classic broadcasts, this episode offers a delightful journey into nostalgic radio entertainment.

Transcript

[Edgar Bergen]

The makers of Chase and Sanborn Coffee and Tender Leaf Tea present Edgar Bergen, Bill Thompson, Ray Noble and his orchestra. Dale Evans, the Sportsman. Our guest, Ms. Barbara Stanwyck and Charlie McCarthy.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Hello, everybody. Hello, Dale.

[Bill Thompson]

Hiya, Charlie.

[Charlie McCarthy]

I'd kiss you hello, but I'm afraid my mustache might tickle you.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Charlie, don't tell me you're growing a mustache.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah, that's the way it is. Yeah. Today I am a mess. I mean, a man. I decided to let it sprout. Haven't you noticed it?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Well, I see a little fuzz, if that's what you mean.

[Charlie McCarthy]

That's it.

[Bill Thompson]

That's it. Yeah, that's it.

[Charlie McCarthy]

I feel so distinguished. Don't I look like a man about town?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

No, you look more about a boy about 12. Charlie, does Edgar know about this?

[Charlie McCarthy]

No, he hasn't seen it yet. I want to surprise him.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Well, he'll be surprised, all right.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah. Well, you and Ray go ahead with that canteen bounce, and I'll go outside and wax it up a bit.

[Bill Thompson]

Well, all right. Sam. When the party's slowing down at the.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Canteen in our town Everybody dancing on.

[Ray Noble]

The floor shouts for the canteen pounds.

[Bill Thompson]

Now when they get into the mood they don't wanna mess with food Isn't.

[Ray Noble]

Time for eatin just for feetin to the kenting farms do do, do do.

[Edgar Bergen]

They all have the same.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Just jumping.

[Bill Thompson]

Like a jumping bee now, you ain't.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Sing no dance until you see the candy bar.

[Bill Thompson]

Sam.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Say, Charlie, has Bergen seen your mustache yet?

[Charlie McCarthy]

No, not yet. Well, here he comes.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Let's go show it to him, huh?

[Ray Noble]

Yeah.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, don't push me. Don't push me up there again.

[Ray Noble]

Yes, Charlie.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, well, well, well, well. How do you like it?

[Ray Noble]

How do I like what?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Can't you see something different about my face?

[Ray Noble]

Well, let me see. Look good?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Yeah.

[Ray Noble]

What did you do, wash behind your ears?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Nothing as drastic as that.

[Ray Noble]

No.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Can't you see, Charlie?

[Ray Noble]

What are you talking about?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, look at it, Bergen. You can see it just as plain when you get it in the right light.

[Ray Noble]

You can?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah. See what's on my upper lip?

[Ray Noble]

What?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, hunk of lip.

[Ray Noble]

Letters.

[Charlie McCarthy]

What a kisser head.

[Ray Noble]

Do you mean a mustache?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah.

[Ray Noble]

Well, well, yeah. Just call me Bristlepuss. I see.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, fuzzy chops. That's easy.

[Ray Noble]

So you're growing a mustache?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah, that's right.

[Ray Noble]

Why? Why should you want a mustache?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, I've heard that mustaches. Are they attractive to, well, women of the opposite sex.

[Ray Noble]

Oh, I see. Oh, I see. So. So now it's girls.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah. But none of that kid stuff, though.

[Ray Noble]

Oh, I see.

[Charlie McCarthy]

No, no. I'm getting. I'm getting interested in, you know, more sophisticated women. I see women about 14 or 15.

[Ray Noble]

Oh, well, Charlie, don't you think you. You're just a little bit too young to be growing a mustache?

[Charlie McCarthy]

But, Bergen, it's. It's nature.

[Ray Noble]

Oh, it is?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, it's life. You. You can't fight those things.

[Ray Noble]

I see.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Now, don't you think that shaving three or four times a day will make my mustache grow faster?

[Ray Noble]

Well, I. I'm sure it will. Need something.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yes, I. Huh?

[Edgar Bergen]

Yeah.

[Ray Noble]

You ought to do something to encourage it.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yes, I maybe should put a little B1 on it.

[Ray Noble]

Well, why don't you try some of my hair tonic on your lips?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Your hair.

[Ray Noble]

Talented. Yes, you amuse me. You still believe, don't you? Yeah. So, you know, Ray Noble has a mustache. Perhaps he can give you a few pointers on it.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah.

[Ray Noble]

Oh, Ray.

[Bill Thompson]

Yes?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, we must ask you a question. How did you grow Yuna statuary?

[Ray Noble]

Oh, moustache.

Yes.

Well, I'll tell you, Charlie. As a matter of fact, I got.

It on the instalment plan and the installment plan.

Yes, a little down each week.

Pretty bad, wasn't it? Did it take you very long to grow at Ray? Oh, no.

Ego. No, it came rather natural, if anything. You see, the men in my family have always sported, shall we say, hirsute adornments.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Hirsute adornments. Little twirl. My two.

[Ray Noble]

As a matter of fact, Charlie, my uncle Persimmon had such a long beard that one day while running for a streetcar, his beard got in the way and he ran clear up to his chin before he could stop.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Will you get out of here and bring back some money, too?

[Ray Noble]

You know, Charlie, the fact that you want to grow a mustache makes me feel a little bit sad.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, why they again?

[Ray Noble]

Well, maybe I'm being selfish, but I hate to see you grow up, Charlie.

[Charlie McCarthy]

No. You hate to see me grow up.

[Ray Noble]

Yes. Yes, I do.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, what other direction could I go?

[Ray Noble]

No, what I mean is I. I have a feeling that I'm losing my little boy. You see, Charlie, your pranks and your boyish laughter have kept me young.

[Charlie McCarthy]

You mean that, Bergen?

[Ray Noble]

Yes, Charlie, you must realize, too, that. But I won't always be with you.

[Charlie McCarthy]

What do you mean?

[Ray Noble]

Well, you know how I wait for you to come home from school. And the fun we have.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah, we do have fun, don't we?

[Ray Noble]

Yeah. Well, of course, that. That won't always be. Oh, the Time will come when you won't find me around the house.

[Charlie McCarthy]

You mean you're going to work?

[Ray Noble]

No. Ladies and gentlemen, at this moment Bill Thompson, our noted news commentator, is in gravel Knob, the capital of Flageria, waiting to give us news of world importance through a special two way hookup. We take you now to Flageria and Bill Thompson.

[Bill Thompson]

Hello, Edgar. Hello, America.

[Ray Noble]

Hello, Bill. How's everything in Flageria?

[Bill Thompson]

Just fine, Edgar. This happens to be Flageria's national holiday. Donkey neck Monday, which occurs immediately three Tuesdays before bus stop Thursday. The ceremonies are now starting with a Flagerian band conducted by Herb Harmonic who is a cousin of the noted American conductor Phil Harmonic. Here comes the band that was that old black magic. The Flagerian version, of course. I guess they're not ready yet. Got their yump caught in the door. Well, while waiting we'll hear an address by the honorable Garda T. Stumphead who is the minister of popular mechanics. As such, he is in the flagerian cabinet. The honorable Stumphead. Well, I guess he can't get out of the cabinet, so we'll continue.

[Ray Noble]

Hey, wait a minute, Bill. What was the minister Stumphead. What was he going to talk about?

[Bill Thompson]

Well, he was going to tell us about the main Fujarian industry which at the moment is going at full speed. In fact, their business is tops.

[Ray Noble]

And what do they manufacture? Tops.

[Edgar Bergen]

We're ready with the news from the scientific front, Mr. Thompson.

[Bill Thompson]

Well, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. We take you now to the laboratory of the great Flagerian scientist, Professor Scalpel Sulphonylimeds who is in the midst of an experiment that will enable a beaver to talk. This is an extremely delicate operation. We must have complete silence. Go ahead, professor. Good evening.

[Professor Scalpel Sulphonylimeds]

I'm mixing up the serum now that I hope will make this beaver talk. I got a little fat beaver here sitting on a board in front of me. It's a beaver board. Now, I'll just give him a shot of serum. Hold still, beaver. Easy now. Steady there. That does it. All right now, little fella, say something. Oh, come on now, darn it.

[Bill Thompson]

Everybody's listening.

[Professor Scalpel Sulphonylimeds]

You gotta say something.

[Charlie McCarthy]

I just can't think of a thing to say.

[Bill Thompson]

Well, thank you. Thank you, professor Sulphonilimits. And now let's go back to see how the gremlins are getting along. Take it away, parachute tower. Well, go ahead and yump.

[Charlie McCarthy]

No, you yump.

[Ray Noble]

How?

[Bill Thompson]

By yumping, yami.

[Charlie McCarthy]

You yump down. Oh no, sir. You young first.

[Ray Noble]

You have the parachute on.

[Bill Thompson]

Well, all right then. Okay. Well, they're still not Ready? I guess so. In the meantime, we take you to Mombuzi, West Africa, where we hear a native tribesman sending messages by means of ancient jungle drums. Take it away, Africa. Anybody else got a message to send?

Oh, I have.

[Ray Noble]

Will you send this one?

[Bill Thompson]

Can't send this. Why not Cancel. No birthday greetings. Thank you, Mamfuzzi. Ladies and gentlemen, as long as we're in Africa, let's hop over to Tunisia. Behind the Axis lines, we hear General von Sauerbraten addressing the men of the Africa Corps. Einstein Flight, not Africa Corps. And the Africa corner stood flying under Africa corn grid any sky flight. And a few weeks ago, the American General Eisenhower said he would push us into the sea. He would push us into the sea. Well, what are we waiting for? Last one in is an old sausage.

[Ray Noble]

Whenever she's in love, sings Dale Evans, it's always you, whoever you may be. He's a lucky guy.

[Bill Thompson]

Whenever I see a twilight I watch till a star breaks through Funny, it's not a star star I see it's always you Whenever I roam through roses and lately I often do Funny, it's not a rose I touch it's always you if a breeze caresses me it's really you strolling by if I hear a melody it's merely the way you survive Wherever you are you're near me why you dare me to be untrue Funny each time I fall in love it's always you if a breeze caresses me it's really you strolling by now if I hear a melody it merely the way you sigh Wherever you are, you're near me you dare me to be untrue Funny each time I fall in love well, every day I fall in love Love all over again with you Every time I'm in love it's always.

[Edgar Bergen]

You in times like these, everybody's on the lookout for ways to step up efficiency. Our clothing, our food, everything we buy must measure up in terms of service. Now, on that score, Tenderleaf brand T balls really take the palm. They're made to serve in days like these, to serve in more ways than one. American housewives call for them in preference to all other kinds because they're so superior. Yes, Tender Leaf brand tea balls are first choice of the nation. They bring you the delicious flavor of the small, young top tea leaves. The kind you get in Tenderleaf brand tea put up in packages too. Those tender tea leaves are infinitely preferable to the older, coarser leaves for exquisite bouquet, the true tea fragrance and for richness and satisfying flavor. In a word, they have everything tea lovers look for in addition to their time saving modern utility. Now, besides all that, they're made of tasteless filter paper. That's another big step forward at the moment. The overwhelming popularity of Tender Leaf brand tea balls may cause your grocer to run out of stock sometimes. Now if that happens, we hope you'll understand and cooperate. We'll be doing our best too. So always ask for Tender Leaf brand tea or Tender Leaf brand tea balls.

[Charlie McCarthy]

That reminds me of an incident a few years ago. I was three days out from the boathouse in Central park when our ship lost its rudder. We floundered for three days. It was some of the nicest flounder ever tasted.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Hello, trolley.

[Charlie McCarthy]

I was. Well, hello, Barbara Stanley. Well, hiya, Babs.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Oh, Charlie, what do you know?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, things and stuff.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

What's new?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, stuff and things.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

I see. You're the same old Charlie.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

You know, I'll never forget the first.

[Ray Noble]

Time I met you.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, yes.

[Ray Noble]

Yeah.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, that's understandable. Right. I'm the handsome blighter ad.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Remember Charlie, in those days your salary was only 75 cents a week. Tell me, what are you getting now?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Now, 75 cents you lose.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Oh, I don't know how you get along on it. Are you making both ends meet?

[Bill Thompson]

Well, yes.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Does it? As soon as I do, somebody moves the ends.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Charlie, I sympathize with you. I know what it's like to have the wolf at the door.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, has Bergen been bothering you since?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Charlie, what you need is a manager.

[Charlie McCarthy]

A manager?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Uh huh.

[Bill Thompson]

Me?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Yes. Just place yourself in my hands and I'll put you on a solid basis.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah, you lean on the rocks.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

No, no, you let me talk to Bergen and believe me, I'll get you a pretty pen.

[Charlie McCarthy]

How about some ugly old dollars?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

I'll get you some of those too. Why Charlie, you're terrific. You're sensational. You're dynamite.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Do you really think so?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

No, but that's the kind of hooey I'll hand Bergen.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, now, wait a minute.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

No, no, let's not waste time. Is it a deal?

[Bill Thompson]

Well, I don't know.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Okay, okay. Draw for verbal contract and I'll sign.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

It all right now. Of course, for my services, I.

[Bill Thompson]

Yes?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well, there's the question of money. Isn't there always? What do you usually get for a shakedown like this?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Oh, well, we'll divide it evenly. 60, 40.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yes. What's even about that?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Well, they're both even numbers.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, yeah, so they are. Yes, I suppose I get the 60. Not you.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

No, you get the 40.

[Ray Noble]

Pretty good.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Whatever made me think I got the 60. How silly. Yes.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Oh, never mind that. Let's get to work on Bergen. Yeah, bring on the old tight wad.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah, let's get the old cheapskate, huh? Hey, Bergen.

[Ray Noble]

Yes, Charlie?

[Charlie McCarthy]

Come here. Meet my new manager. 60%, Stanley.

[Ray Noble]

Oh, I see. Your new manager.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Yes, yes. Mr. Bergen. As Charlie's manager, I demand an increase in our allowance. And we won't take no for an answer.

[Charlie McCarthy]

We want dough, not no.

[Ray Noble]

Just a moment. This comes as rather a surprise.

[Charlie McCarthy]

If you're surprised now, wait till you hear what we're asking. What are we asking?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

We're asking for $10 a week.

[Ray Noble]

$10 a week? Why, that's ridiculous.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Mr. Bergen, let's not beat around the bush. My client, Mr. McCarthy, is the important member in this outfit. What are you in this combination anyway? Just a stooge.

[Charlie McCarthy]

This is the happiest moment of my life. Lay it on in there.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

You bet I will.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Show it.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Do you realize how much you owe, Charlie?

[Bill Thompson]

Yeah.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Where would you be without me?

[Ray Noble]

Well, where would you be without me? Why, we.

[Charlie McCarthy]

That darn thing never does come out right, does it?

[Ray Noble]

Ms. Danworth, I'm afraid what you ask is out of the question.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Oh, now, wait, Mr. Bergen. Put yourself in my client's place. Haven't you ever needed money? Needed it so badly that you'd stoop to anything to get it?

[Ray Noble]

Well, yes, I have.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

All right. What did you do?

[Ray Noble]

He took a ventriloquism. Now, Major, never mind that.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Edgar. Oh, Edgar. Think of what may happen if you refuse to help this poor boy.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yes.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

For want of the bare necessities of life, why, he may be forced to steal. So hungry to become a hardened criminal, an outcast.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Nobody don't hear. No.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

An enemy of society. Yes, yes, even a murderer. So long, Charlie. Charlie, where are you going?

[Charlie McCarthy]

I'm gonna give myself. I'll know it's made a murder out of me.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Charlie, come back here. Mr. Bergen. Mr. Bergen, do you realize my client would have walked out on you long ago if it weren't for his incredible loyalty and stupidity?

[Charlie McCarthy]

That's telling em.

[Ray Noble]

Or is it?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Mr. Bergen, this is positively your last chance. Will you or will you not increase our allowance to $10?

[Ray Noble]

I will not.

[Charlie McCarthy]

I knew it wouldn't work.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Oh, don't worry, Charlie. I've got him going.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Yeah, but in the wrong direction. You.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Don't be silly. Don't give up, Charlie.

[Charlie McCarthy]

We'll arbitrate, settle for less.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Now, Mr. Bergen, what will you give?

[Ray Noble]

Well, I might consider a 25 cent raise, but no more.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Oh, 25 cents. Oh, did you hear that, Charlie? Oh, he asked for a $10 increase and he wants to give 25.

[Charlie McCarthy]

That's pretty good. Let's take it.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Well, there you are, Charlie. Now you get a whole dollar of the week.

[Charlie McCarthy]

And I owe it all to you. Manager.

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Well, no, not all of it.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Huh?

[Barbara Stanwyck]

Just 60%.

[Charlie McCarthy]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Just 60%. 60 cents. And I get to. Wait a minute. Now, now, now, now. That only gives me 40 cents a week. Now, that's right. I've been taking like an aspirin here.

[Ray Noble]

Be with us again next week when.

[Edgar Bergen]

Charlie and all of us will be on hand to greet our special guests, Victor Moore and Billy Gaxton, and the eminent psychologist and author of let's Explore your mind, Dr. Albert Edward Wiggum. Ladies and gentlemen, this week, May 3rd to 9th, all over the United States and Canada, is National Restaurant Week. And this year it has a special significance which its sponsors sum up in this theme for victory. Work more, Sleep more. Eat well, Be well, Buy more. War bonds and stamps. Remember National Restaurant Week, May 3rd to 9th. Barbara Stanwyck is currently being seen in lady of Burlesque. This is Buddy Twist saying good night from Hollywood. This is the National Broadcasting Company.