
Continental Celebrity Club 46-02-02 (09) Guest - Diana Lynn
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John Daly
The Continental Celebrity Club. The Continental Can Company presents the Continental Celebrity Club with our own young comedy star, Jackie Kelp. The songs of Margaret Whiting. The music of Ray Block's orchestra, and as our special guest this week, the Hollywood star, Diana Lynn. And here is your host, John Dal.
Bill Cullen
Thank you, Bill Cullen, and good evening, everyone. Margaret Whiting's father was one of the great popular songwriters of the 1920s. And our Margaret lifts the curtain tonight with one of his very best. Sleepy town gal.
Margaret Whiting
Sleepy time gal, you're turning night into day. Sleepy time gal, you dance the evening away. Before each silvery star fades out of sight. Please give me one little kiss and let us whisper good night. It's getting late and dear, your pillow's waiting. Sleepy time gal, when all your dancing is through. Sleepy time gal, I'll find a cottage for you. You'll learn to cook and to sew. What's more, you'll love it. When you're a stay at home, play at home. 8:00, sleepy time gas. Your pillow's waiting. Sleepy time gale. When all your dancing is through Sleepy time girl, I'll find a cottage for you. You learn to cook and to sew. What's more, you love that I know. When you're a stay at home play Stay at home, play at home. 8:00, sleepy time Gas.
John Daly
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Bill Cullen
This is not the handy hint to the housewife department at the Continental Celebrity Club. But here's our favorite recipe for laughs. Take one very thin young man. Mix him well with a weird set of relatives and girlfriends. Add a nasal voice, a pair of baggy pants, a loud sports jacket and a quart of plasma every other day or so. And you have Jackie Kelp.
Jackie Kelp
Hello. I can't stay very long tonight, Mr. Daly. I drove down here in my father's car and right outside the studio it turned over. If I don't get it straightened out pretty soon, he'll be furious.
Bill Cullen
Where is your father, Jackie?
Jackie Kelp
Under the car. That car's giving me more trouble lately. Last night I took a girl for a Ride. And we decided to park for a while, and the cop gave me a ticket.
Bill Cullen
Well, they can't give you a ticket for parking with a girl in the Holland Tunnel.
Jackie Kelp
You know, my father's an expert on cars. During the war, the automobile industry called him in as a dollar a year man. The very first day he made a speech.
Bill Cullen
And what happened?
Jackie Kelp
They cut his salary.
Bill Cullen
Well, Jackie, what's your father doing now? Is he working?
Jackie Kelp
Well, he has no regular job, Mr. Daley, but that doesn't mean he's lazy. Every day he's up at the crack of dawn, and then he stuffs up the crack and goes back to sleep. You see, he's a sort of an inventor. Last year, he got $1,000 from a big dairy company. It was his idea to put radios in the cow barns to increase milk production.
Bill Cullen
Radios to increase milk production? Well, what program would the cows listen to?
Jackie Kelp
Double or nothing. The year before that, he had a swell idea, but it got him arrested.
Bill Cullen
What was that?
Jackie Kelp
Well, he caught sparrows, dipped them in peroxide and sold them for canaries.
Bill Cullen
But, Jackie, doesn't anyone in your family hold down a regular job?
Jackie Kelp
Oh, I've been working as a rapper in a department store. But I got fired. Last Christmas, a woman bought a set of dishes. After I wrapped it, I made sure to market China.
Bill Cullen
Well, why were you fired?
Jackie Kelp
This morning the dishes arrived in Shanghai. My sister works, too. She works in a factory that makes women's wear. Boy, you ought to see the ladies silk petticoats they're making out of old parachutes.
Bill Cullen
What about them?
Jackie Kelp
On the bottom of each one, it says, Count 10 before taking off. You know, it must be awful nice not to have to work and be rich like Ray Block.
Bill Cullen
Why? Has Ray really got a lot of cash?
Jackie Kelp
Oh, sure. And he keeps it hidden all over his house. Behind the bookcase, under the rug, in his closet, and right here in his dressing room, he has a cold cream jar full of five dollar bills.
Bill Cullen
A cold cream jar?
Jackie Kelp
Mm. He has the only five dollar bills in the world on which Lincoln has the skin you love to touch.
Ray Block
Now, Jackie, I'll admit I have a few dollars tucked away. What good is it all? You know my secret sorrow.
Jackie Kelp
I know, Mr. Block. You'd gladly exchange your fortune and even your lavish home for a few strands of glossy hair upon your shiny dome.
Ray Block
How true, my boy, how true. Girls won't go out with me since I lost my hair. Every night I go home and fling myself on my bed and cry.
Jackie Kelp
Mr. Block, you shouldn't do that.
John Daly
Why not?
Jackie Kelp
You'll get the money under your mattress all soggy. How about that girl I introduced you to? Lana Schmeerbacher.
Ray Block
Lana Schmeerbacher. Lana Schmeerbacher. Don't you mention that name to me. I made a date to meet her in front of the drugstore last Saturday night. I waited for three hours in the rain. There was no sign of her. Nobody makes a fool out of me, though.
Jackie Kelp
What'd you do?
John Daly
I stood her up.
Jackie Kelp
Goodbye now. Oh, poor Mr. Block. You know, with all his money he acts so old fashioned with women. He says to them, marry me and I'll put your name in lights.
Bill Cullen
Well, if you had his money, how would you propose?
Jackie Kelp
Marry me and I'll put your teeth in steak. But you know, I'm going to try and do something for Mr. Block, Mr. Daly. I'm going to try and get him a date with our guest tonight, Diana Lynn.
Bill Cullen
Oh, you mean you'll be John Alden speaking for Miles Standish?
Jackie Kelp
You could say that. I'll say, Diana, I've got a friend who's crazy about you. He's a wonderful guy, the finest man alive. And I'll drive you over to his house to meet him.
Bill Cullen
And I'll bet a dollar that while you're driving you'll forget all about Ray Block. You'll go down a dark street, find something wrong with the motor, and while Ms. Lynn isn't looking, you'll try to kiss her.
Jackie Kelp
Here's your dollar, Mr. Daly.
Bill Cullen
Oh, did I guess right?
Jackie Kelp
No, but boy, that idea's worth a dol.
Bill Cullen
Ray Block, who has been playing games with shops and flats again, comes up now with his very different arrangement of turkey in the straw.
Jackie Kelp
Circle four in.
John Daly
The middle of the floor. Go for dough and just, you know, walk right around and heal and go.
Ray Block
One more change and right you go.
John Daly
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Bill Cullen
And now meet our very special guest, Ms. Diana Lyn.
Diana Lynn
Thank you and hello, everybody.
Bill Cullen
Take over, Diana.
Diana Lynn
Robert Sloan has written me an original radio play entitled With All My Heart. And now, John, if you'll set the scene, we'll do it for you.
Bill Cullen
The doors of the auditorium haven't opened yet, but the stage is set for a piano recital tonight. Young 19 year old Patricia Corbett is making her debut as a pianist. And as she waits in her dressing room for the next long hour to pass, the boy she plans to marry tenders her a box of flowers.
Diana Lynn
Oh, Bill, they're beautiful.
Bill
Well, they ought to be, darling. Pretty nearly drove that flowers crazy.
Diana Lynn
Oh, I'm glad you did. Nobody but you would have thought of white lilac.
Bill
Remember what they mean, Bill?
Diana Lynn
Of course. That was the day you told me I was going to marry you.
Bill
Yeah, but remember what you told me?
Diana Lynn
Mm. I said you needed a haircut.
Bill
No, no, that wasn't all you said.
Diana Lynn
What was the rest of it?
Bill
Well, it sound funny if you're not in my arms.
Diana Lynn
Oh, yes, I remember now.
Bill
Want to say it again?
Diana Lynn
No, Bill, please. You'll wrinkle my dress.
Bill
Oh, sorry.
Diana Lynn
Thanks ever so much for the lilacs, darling. It was sweet of you to think of that day.
Bill
Well, won't be lilacs anymore, Pat. From now on, it's gonna be roses and orchids for you.
Diana Lynn
Oh, you say that as if everything were going to be different after tonight.
Bill
Well, won't it be?
Diana Lynn
Well, not for us. This is just the beginning.
Bill
Of what? The end?
Diana Lynn
Of course not. Of my career. Our career.
Bill
Oh, you mean you're really going to marry this little old boy from back home?
Diana Lynn
Oh, of course I am. I have wonderful plans for us. Darling, if the recital goes well tonight, Mr. Nordoff wants me to do another concert in New York next month. And after that we can get married.
Bill
Oh, and after that, I suppose you'll do another concert in Buffalo or Chicago.
Diana Lynn
Or even Vienna, but you'll come along.
Bill
And do what?
Diana Lynn
He'll help me manage things.
Bill
How? By hanging around and watching you practice? By standing in the wings at a recital and smiling, Figuring out your income tax.
Diana Lynn
Oh, Bill, it won't be like that.
Bill
Oh, it's been like that for almost a year, Pat. I've hardly ever seen you.
Diana Lynn
But, Bill, I do have to practice. And when Mr. Nordhoff wants to work with me, I can't turn him down. It's so important to work with the right people and keep at it all the time.
Bill
Yes, I understand. Just isn't any time for me.
Diana Lynn
Bill, you act as if it's all been fun for me.
Bill
Well, then why do you do it?
Diana Lynn
Because a pianist has to be great. It isn't enough to be just good.
Bill
And being great is pretty important to you, isn't it?
Diana Lynn
Well, what's wrong with that?
Bill
Oh, nothing, I suppose. Honey, it's hard for a guy who loves you to play a second fiddle all the time. Especially to a piano that doesn't care a hang about you.
Diana Lynn
That isn't the idea, Bill.
Bill
Well, then what is? Sooner or later, Pat, you have to make up your mind which one you want.
Diana Lynn
Oh, darling, you're not being fair. Don't ask me to choose between you and the other half of my life.
Ray Block
I have to have.
Bill
What's your answer?
Diana Lynn
Well, I can't give you one. Ever since I can remember, I've been playing the piano. It's all I've ever wanted to do. And then you come along and ask me to give up something that other people devote their whole lives to. Don't you understand, Bill? I've put all my heart into it.
Bill
Then I guess that's my answer. If you put all your heart into it, what's left for me?
Ray Block
Patricia, why did you run away? You should have taken another encore.
Diana Lynn
Oh, well, I. I couldn't, Mr. Nordoff. I. I thought Bill might be waiting for me here, but I guess he meant what he said.
Ray Block
Oh, you have quarreled with him.
Diana Lynn
It wasn't a quarrel. He just walked right out of my life.
Ray Block
Why?
Diana Lynn
Because he doesn't want me to be a great pianist. He wants me to be his wife.
Ray Block
You love this boy oh, so much, Mr. Nordoff. Then I would advise you to run after him as fast as you can.
Diana Lynn
And give up my music?
Ray Block
If it has to be yes, Mr. Noroff.
Diana Lynn
What do you mean?
Ray Block
Patricia, I must be honest with you. Tonight I discovered something about your music that I never knew before.
Diana Lynn
Oh, you think I played badly?
Ray Block
Oh, how could you play badly? You're one of the finest pupils I ever had.
Diana Lynn
Then why are you disappointed?
Ray Block
Because you have learned everything I can teach you. You have learned to be a fine technician. But. Well, that is not enough, Patricia. Not enough for greatness.
Diana Lynn
Then it wasn't a success tonight?
Ray Block
Not for me.
Diana Lynn
But the applause, Mr. Noroff, it seems so genuine.
Ray Block
Oh, it was genuine, my dear. But for a pianist making her debut, applause means nothing unless it comes from the five or six people out there who really know.
Diana Lynn
And they didn't like me.
Ray Block
Oh, they admired your technique. They would say that you are a competent player, but.
Diana Lynn
But what? What is wrong with My playing something.
Ray Block
You can never overcome, Patricia. There's no heart.
Jackie Kelp
Bill.
Bill
Well, Plant, I. I hope you'd be home.
Diana Lynn
Well, come in, Bill, please.
Ray Block
Sure.
Bill
Oh, here. I. I thought you might like some more lilacs.
Diana Lynn
Why, I love them. Did you read the notices?
Bill
Oh, what do they mean? A lot of guys who are too bored to know a good thing when they hear it.
Diana Lynn
No, it wasn't a good thing. You'd know if you'd stayed and heard me.
Bill
I. I did stay. I was in back of the house.
Diana Lynn
Then why are you trying to fool me, Bill? You know when I play.
Bill
Well, look, Pat, you. You were nervous, that's all. Now, now, next time it'll be different, Bell.
Diana Lynn
Won't be a next time. That was my last recital.
Bill
But, honey, you just weren't yourself last night. Well, gosh, when you play for me, it's always so warm and full. It makes you feel wonderful inside.
Diana Lynn
And last night you didn't feel that way. Well, I know you didn't, Belle. Last night I did what a really great artist would never have done. I gave a bad performance. A performance that didn't have any heart in it. And the worst part of it is I did it on purpose.
Bill
Oh, Pat, darling, why?
Diana Lynn
Because I do have a hard bill. But what the critics don't know is I'm saving it all for you.
Bill Cullen
Ms. Lynn, thank you for a fine performance. And now, on the bare possibility that you have just one evening open for a date while you're in New York, I'd like you to meet Jackie Kelp. Here he is.
Diana Lynn
What do you think of him, Mr. Daly? I know a handsome man when I see one.
Jackie Kelp
Oh, thanks, Ms. Lynn, but I don't see one. Oh, Professor Nordoff was right. No heart. Don't you remember me, Ms. Lynn? We met last Wednesday at the White House at the March of Dimes luncheon.
Diana Lynn
Oh, yes, of course.
Jackie Kelp
I knew you'd remember.
Diana Lynn
Certainly. You were one of the nicest waiters I ever had.
Jackie Kelp
But I wasn't a waiter. I was a guest at the luncheon, just like you. And after everybody else left, I stayed on to entertain President Truman. It was a command performance.
Diana Lynn
Oh, stop.
Jackie Kelp
That was the command. Anyway, now we meet again, Ms. Lynn. And I want to ask you if you'd like to go out sometime with Ray Block.
Diana Lynn
Ray Block? You mean that distinguished looking gentleman with the high forehead?
Jackie Kelp
Wait till he turns around, Ms. Lynn. That high forehead runs all the way to his back collar button. But you like going on a date with him. After all, he's an orchestra Leader. And you play the piano.
Diana Lynn
Oh, but Mr. Block plays popular music. I prefer Stravinsky, Shostakovich and Tchaikovsky.
Jackie Kelp
Well, bring them along. I'll get girls for them too.
Diana Lynn
Jackie, a small kitchen is a kitchenette. A small dining room is a dinette. So you have a brainette. Really?
Jackie Kelp
Really.
Diana Lynn
I have no respect for a man who doesn't know good music.
Jackie Kelp
Oh, is that so, Patricia Corbett? Then why didn't you marry Professor Nordhoff?
Diana Lynn
What are you talking about?
Jackie Kelp
That was a fine way to treat Professor Nordhoff. He was an old man, even older than Ray Block. A genius who could play piano with both hands and turn the pages with his nose. He could have made you famous. Carnegie hall performances before royalty. Maybe even a job with Phil Spitalny. But no, you broke his heart. Poor old Professor Nordhoff. And where is he now? Back at his old job, Fat boy for the Yankees.
Diana Lynn
Oh, I was a fool, Jackie. If only I'd met you years ago so you could advise me how to lead my life.
Jackie Kelp
Well, it's still not too late, my dear. Just remember that this is a man's world. Men make the best doctors, the best scientists, the best writers, the best lawyers. Men make the best everything.
Diana Lynn
Jackie.
Jackie Kelp
Yes?
Diana Lynn
When you get to mother's, be careful, will you? Good night.
Jackie Kelp
Good night to him.
John Daly
Of all the signs you associate with an ocean going passenger ship, here's the least one you'd expect to hear.
Diana Lynn
Why, that's a cow.
Jackie Kelp
Whoever heard of a cow on a modern ocean liner?
John Daly
On a modern liner, no. But in the old days, yes. You see, the only way then to provide milk for a voyage was to carry cows on the ship. But even so, there was no ice to keep the milk from souring and no means of protecting it against contamination.
Jackie Kelp
That must have been pretty difficult for the babies and children aboard.
John Daly
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Margaret Whiting
I'll say we have.
Jackie Kelp
Now it's simple to travel with babies on trains, ships or even airplanes.
John Daly
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Bill Cullen
Now our Continental Celebrity Club stage is set for an encore from Margaret Whiting. A ballad, Margaret.
Jackie Kelp
A ballad, John?
Diana Lynn
It's called I Can't Begin to tell you, St. Margaret.
Jackie Kelp
Is music your career, or would you give it up for a man like me?
Margaret Whiting
I'd give it up for a man like you, Jackie, if he wasn't too.
Jackie Kelp
Much like you, that's all. Margaret, are you mad at me because I spoke to Diana Lynn? After all, she was our guest on the show. Margaret, speak to me.
Bill Cullen
She's jealous, Jackie.
Jackie Kelp
Oh, it's no use, Mr. Daly. I get blamed for everything. It's always been that way with me. Even when I was a baby, they were pinning things on me. Go ahead and sing, Curly Top.
Margaret Whiting
I can begin to tell you how much you mean to me My world would end if ever we were through I can't begin to tell you how happy I would be if I could speak my mind like others do.
Jackie Kelp
I.
Margaret Whiting
Make such pretty speeches Whenever we're apart but when you're near the words I choose Refuse to leave my heart so take the sweetest phrases the world has ever known and make believe I said them all to you My world would end if ever we were through I make such pretty speeches Whenever we're apart but when you're near the words I choose Refuse to lead my thought so take the sweetest praises the world has ever known and made believe I said them all to you.
Bill Cullen
Well, Jackie, next week you're going to have a chance to compare notes with another guest from Hollywood, John Payne.
Jackie Kelp
John Payne. Oh, I saw him in that picture, the Dolly Sisters with Betty Grable. Boy, what a scene that was where Betty Grable says goodbye to him. She wore a short dancing dress cut way down to here and her blonde hair was in curls and she had on long red silk stockings.
Bill Cullen
And what did Mr. Payne do?
Jackie Kelp
How should I know? I couldn't watch everything. Good night, Mr. Daly.
John Daly
The continental Celebrity Club is produced and directed by Mark Sloe. Diana Lynn appeared through the courtesy of Paramount Pictures and will soon be seen in our hearts. We're growing up and easy, calm, easy go. Next week we'll have an addition to Jackie Kelp, Margaret Whiting, Ray Block's music and John Daly, that star of stage and screen, John Payne. Be sure to join us then. The Continental Celebrity Club is brought to you by the 25,000 men and women of the continental can family producing for the health, welfare and happiness of the nation. For the biggest show in town, be sure to listen Saturday night to CBS beginning with the Helen Hayes show at 7:00pm Eastern Standard Time. This is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System.
Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – Continental Celebrity Club 46-02-02 (09) Guest - Diana Lynn
Release Date: March 11, 2025
In this episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, titled "Continental Celebrity Club 46-02-02 (09) Guest - Diana Lynn", host John Daly brings together a star-studded lineup reminiscent of the Golden Age of Radio. Sponsored by the Continental Can Company, the show features musical performances by Margaret Whiting, comedic segments with Jackie Kelp and Ray Block, and a special guest appearance by Hollywood actress Diana Lynn.
The episode opens with a heartfelt rendition by Margaret Whiting, who honors her father, a renowned songwriter from the 1920s. Whiting's performance of "Sleepy Time Gal" sets a nostalgic tone for the evening.
Notable Quote:
Margaret Whiting [00:52]: “Sleepy time gal, you're turning night into day...”
Whiting's melodic delivery captivates listeners, evoking memories of a time when families gathered around the radio to enjoy such classics.
Following the musical introduction, John Daly delivers a promotional segment highlighting the versatility and reliability of Continental Can Company's products. From unbreakable metal cans to hermetically sealed containers, the sponsor ensures the protection of a wide array of goods, emphasizing their role in everyday consumer products.
Notable Quote:
John Daly [02:53]: “For Continental containers serve behind the scenes, behind the labels of America's finest product.”
The stage shifts to comedy with Bill Cullen introducing the comedic character Jackie Kelp, portrayed as a quirky young man with a collection of eccentric traits. Jackie’s humorous interactions provide a light-hearted respite between musical performances.
Notable Quote:
Bill Cullen [03:31]: “Add a nasal voice, a pair of baggy pants, a loud sports jacket and a quart of plasma every other day or so. And you have Jackie Kelp.”
Jackie Kelp's antics, including mishaps with his father's car and humorous anecdotes about his family's unconventional jobs, generate laughter and showcase the ensemble's comedic talent.
Ray Block, the orchestra leader, brings his unique musical prowess to the show. His interactions with Jackie Kelp add depth to the comedic narrative, blending humor with musical elements.
Notable Quote:
Ray Block [06:10]: “Now, Jackie, I'll admit I have a few dollars tucked away. What good is it all? You know my secret sorrow.”
Ray Block’s heartfelt dialogue with Jackie underscores the blend of comedy and more serious undertones present in the episode.
The highlight of the episode is the appearance of Diana Lynn, who presents an original radio play titled "With All My Heart", written by Robert Sloan. This segment delves into the dramatic and emotional narrative of Patricia Corbett, a young pianist grappling with the tension between her career aspirations and her romantic relationship with Bill.
Patricia Corbett, a 19-year-old pianist, prepares for her debut recital while navigating her relationship with Bill. As the story unfolds, Patricia receives a supportive yet challenging proposal from her teacher, Mr. Nordoff, pushing her towards greatness in her musical career. The tension escalates as Patricia struggles to balance her passion for music with her desire for personal happiness.
Notable Quotes:
Diana Lynn [11:28]: “Thank you and hello, everybody.”
Diana Lynn [16:00]: “You can never overcome, Patricia. There's no heart.”
Diana Lynn [18:47]: “Ms. Lynn, thank you for a fine performance.”
These poignant exchanges highlight the internal conflict faced by Patricia, emphasizing themes of ambition, love, and personal sacrifice.
Throughout Diana Lynn's performance, the interactions between the characters reveal deeper narrative layers. Jackie Kelp and Bill Cullen provide comic relief, juxtaposing the dramatic storyline with light-hearted banter.
Notable Quote:
Jackie Kelp [19:20]: “I knew you'd remember.”
Bill Cullen [17:12]: “Well, Plant, I. I hope you'd be home.”
These exchanges not only entertain but also advance the plot, illustrating the intertwined relationships among the characters.
As the episode progresses towards its conclusion, Margaret Whiting returns for an encore performance of "I Can't Begin to Tell You, St. Margaret", reinforcing the evening's nostalgic and emotional themes.
Notable Quote:
Margaret Whiting [23:05]: “I can't begin to tell you how happy I would be if I could speak my mind like others do.”
The host, John Daly, and the ensemble wrap up the show with a teaser for the next episode, promising new guests and continued entertainment.
Nostalgic Appeal: The episode successfully captures the essence of old-time radio through its blend of music, comedy, and drama.
Character Development: Through the interactions of Jackie Kelp, Ray Block, and Diana Lynn, listeners gain insight into each character's motivations and personalities.
Emotional Depth: Diana Lynn's radio play introduces complex themes of ambition versus personal life, enriching the episode's narrative.
Sponsor Integration: The Continental Can Company's sponsorship is seamlessly integrated into the show, maintaining the traditional radio format.
"Continental Celebrity Club 46-02-02 (09) Guest - Diana Lynn" offers a rich tapestry of entertainment, blending musical performances, comedic segments, and a compelling radio play. Hosted by John Daly and featuring talents like Margaret Whiting and Diana Lynn, the episode pays homage to the Golden Age of Radio while engaging modern listeners with its timeless storytelling and charm.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Bill Cullen [03:31]: “Add a nasal voice, a pair of baggy pants, a loud sports jacket and a quart of plasma every other day or so. And you have Jackie Kelp.”
Jackie Kelp [04:10]: “Under the car. That car's giving me more trouble lately.”
Ray Block [06:10]: “Now, Jackie, I'll admit I have a few dollars tucked away. What good is it all? You know my secret sorrow.”
Diana Lynn [11:28]: “Thank you and hello, everybody.”
Diana Lynn [16:00]: “You can never overcome, Patricia. There's no heart.”
Diana Lynn [18:47]: “Ms. Lynn, thank you for a fine performance.”
Margaret Whiting [23:05]: “I can't begin to tell you how happy I would be if I could speak my mind like others do.”
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the key elements of the episode, providing potential listeners with a vivid overview of the engaging content featured in this installment of Harold's Old Time Radio.