
Couple Next Door 58-01-02 004 Liability Insurance
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Narrator
The Couple Next Door, written by Peg lynch and starring Peg lynch and Alan Bunce.
Carol
I'm coming. I'm coming. Hello. Oh, hi, Carol. Well, I'm busy getting things ready for the lunch and why. Oh, Carol, that'll leave me short for three tables of bridge. I know. Hold on. For heaven's sake, my husband just walked in. Honestly, it never fails, dear. You always pick the very day I'm having bridge club and have a million things to do to come home for lunch.
Husband
I'm not home for lunch. Where are all our insurance policies? I gotta look up my liability insurance. We're being sued.
Carol
We're being what?
Husband
We're being sued. Mrs. Kendall claims her ankle was injured when she fell on our front steps.
Carol
Oh, why, she got up and walked home. You're joking.
Husband
I wish I were.
Carol
Why? People we know don't sue.
Husband
Well, we know some now who do.
Carol
Carol, we're being sued. The Kendalls. Oh, you know, that family down here in the corner moved in last month. Well, she slipped the other day on our front steps and now claims she hurt her ankle.
Husband
Honestly. Look, hang up. Will you help me look for my policies?
Carol
No, Carol, we hardly know them. But Betsy had a fight with her Mary Louise and the Kendalls came over to see us about it. So we had words with them over the children. And when they left, she slipped everything.
Husband
In this desk except what I want.
Carol
Of course, I know the children are great friends again, but we're not speaking to the Kendalls. Look, I. I know. Always the way.
Husband
Will you hang up and help me, please?
Carol
Yeah, I gotta hang up. Carol, you sure you can't make it? Well, I don't know who I'll get for the other table at the last minute, but if you can't, you can.
Husband
I guess I give up.
Carol
Yes, I'll tell him.
Betsy
All right.
Carol
Goodbye. Carol says not to worry. Nice people don't sue.
Husband
Well, you can tell your friend Carol that I heard from the Kendall's lawyer this morning informing me that I am being sued. So I think I'd better worry about it.
Carol
Well, look, dear, I have got so much to do yet for the luncheon. I'm sure it's nothing to get so upset over.
Husband
$500 is nothing.
Carol
$500.
Husband
Look, I suggest you forget your bridge luncheon and help me look for. Well, they're not here. They're just not here.
Carol
They have to be here. You took all your insurance policies out of the safety deposit box before Christmas.
Husband
Well, where are they?
Carol
And brought them home to check on something. You must have Put them in the desk.
Mrs. Kendall
Now let's look through things again.
Carol
Oh, look, I. I do not see how she can sue. She walked home and she wasn't even limping.
Husband
Well, they're suing anyhow.
Carol
Well, they can't do that, can they?
Husband
They can and they are.
Betsy
Is that Daddy?
Carol
Yes, dear. Oh, she's been the best girl this morning. Up in her room coloring and drawing while I've been so busy. Oh, look at the time. The girls will be here. I'm one short for three tables of bridge.
Mrs. Kendall
I don't know who to call.
Husband
Yeah, yeah, well, I don't know either, darling. I can't think of that now.
Betsy
Daddy, look what I drew this morning.
Husband
Daddy can't look right now. Where are those policies? Look, they are in a big brown envelope.
Carol
Look in the bottom drawer.
Husband
Bottom drawer.
Betsy
I drew a house. And this is a smoke coming out of the chimney. And there's you shoveling snow.
Husband
I don't know why the.
Carol
What is that?
Husband
Magic with this thing. There's something stuck here.
Carol
And you jam. Don't do that. Well, jam everything in, so I'. Let me clean it up. But no, no, you never want me to touch a thing.
Betsy
This is an elephant.
Husband
Sam Hill is stuck under here.
Carol
Can't you take a look at her drawing?
Husband
Look, I am nearly half crazy with. Yes, dear. That's fine, honey. It's just beautiful.
Betsy
This is our house. Not coming out of a chimney as an elephant.
Husband
Uh huh. It's a beautiful elephant. Honey, what is. Why isn't she in school?
Mrs. Kendall
Vacation?
Carol
School doesn't start until now.
Husband
Oh, look darling, Daddy's busy right now.
Betsy
And here, here. I wrote I love my daddy.
Carol
Awesome.
Husband
Yes, dear, that is. Aw, honey, thank you, sweetie. And Daddy loves his little girl too. Look, why don't you go outside and play, huh?
Betsy
No, I've been out playing.
Husband
If you'll go outside and play, Daddy will give you a penny to go to the store.
Betsy
Oh, thank you, Daddy. Where's my snowsuit?
Carol
Mommy? Everything's in the kitchen by the radiator. Well, of course. That's the worst thing to do. Bribe a child.
Husband
Look, I can't help it. You can say all you like, you may love them to pieces, but there are times when you do anything to get them out from underfoot. And. And this is one of those times. What? Was Mr. Kendall suing me too?
Carol
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Husband
Mrs. Kendall is suing me for $500 for injuries to her ankle. Mr. Kendall may sue me for $500 for loss of consortium.
Carol
What did he lose?
Husband
No, no, no. It means loss of his wife's services.
Carol
What do you mean?
Husband
Well, for one thing, she won't be able to do any housework, supposedly, while she has these injuries to her foot.
Carol
Do you mean to tell me that you'd have to pay Mr. Kendall $500 because she can't do their housework?
Husband
That is right.
Carol
Why, everybody knows she leaves her breakfast dishes in the sink all day.
Husband
Darling, that is not the point.
Betsy
Where's my overshoes?
Carol
Mrs. Kendall is the worst housekeeper in the whole block.
Husband
It doesn't matter. According to the law, he has the right to choose.
Carol
I don't care what the law says. Now, I am really mad at the Kendalls.
Husband
Yeah, well, unfortunately, the law's on their side. Now, what is in this envelope?
Carol
I do know you're not going to pay the Kendals any $500 for her housework. Why, Frances was in there one day. She said there were just little kittens of dust on the floor under everything.
Betsy
Where is my overshoot?
Carol
You don't pay me $500 for doing your housework. You're certainly not going to pay 500 of our saving to Mr. Kendall for his wife's house.
Husband
Look, the law says.
Carol
I don't care what the law says. And I'll get right up there on the witness stand. And by the time I've told about the way she keeps house, there won't be a woman in town who isn't on our side.
Betsy
I'll wear shoes.
Carol
The idea, yelling like that. Now, you go to your room.
Betsy
Well, I thought you wanted me to go outside.
Carol
Oh, oh, yes, yes.
Husband
And don't yell like that again, do you hear?
Carol
And it's, where are my overshoes?
Betsy
I don't know where yours are, Mommy, and I can't find mine.
Carol
No, no, Mommy. In the kitchen. Please. Put them on and go outside. Mommy and Daddy are busy.
Betsy
I never saw any kittens on the floor. The candles. They just have a dog.
Carol
Mommy didn't mean real kittens, dear.
Betsy
You mean stuffed ones?
Carol
No, no, it was just an expression.
Betsy
What's an expression?
Carol
Well, an expression is something that. I will explain it to you later. Now, look, there's some of your friends outside. You go play with them, huh? And zip your jacket up. Now, go on.
Betsy
Hi, Mary Lou.
Husband
Close the door. Well, after all that, you let her out without any overshoes.
Mrs. Kendall
Oh, honestly.
Carol
Betsy, come back in and get your overshoes. Come on. Now, what were we saying?
Husband
Well, too much in front of her anyhow.
Carol
I know I've got to watch it. I forget, you know.
Husband
Well, I can't find my policies. I better call Joe and tell him.
Carol
I'm coming back out.
Betsy
I gotta get my overshoes. Wait for me.
Husband
Close the door.
Carol
What has Mommy said about slamming? Well, I guess you just cannot be at them every minute.
Husband
Well, I'll call Joe and have him check and see what he's told me.
Carol
Are you sure you have a policy for that liability?
Husband
Why, I meant to be an idiot not to carry liability. That's one thing. I know that I have liability insurance. But PCI couldn't have said that. Look, we discussed liability insurance and. But, Joe, I. No, all right, all right. I'll get in touch with a lawyer. Goodbye. Well, that's that. I can't. Where are you?
Carol
In the kitchen. In all the excitement, I forgot to make my special avocado salad. Come on out.
Husband
Well, I don't have any liability insurance. Joe says. He tried to sell it to me and I said, quote, it isn't necessary, unquote.
Carol
Oh, that's too bad, dear. You know, I could have just plain lettuce without Italian dressing. That might even be better with a casserole.
Husband
That all you've got to say? It's too bad.
Carol
Look, I'm sorry you would have to get sued today. 10 girls will be arriving in an hour. I haven't bathed, I haven't dressed. I've got to feed Betsy. I have to iron a luncheon cloth.
Husband
Well, the next time I get sued, I'll ask him to do it on a day that's more convenient for you.
Carol
Oh, darling, I feel terrible. Everything piles up at once, you know, you get just frantic and you think you're just all that. May be the flowers for the centerpiece. Excuse me, dear. Excuse me. Why, Mrs. Kendall, I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but I'm nearly frantic. I don't know what to do. Why, Mrs. Kendall, kind of. There.
Husband
I think I'll go on back downtown because. Who's that? What's the matter, Mrs. Kendall?
Carol
Get some water. Get a glass of water for her. Apparently, something awful has happened, Mrs. Kendall. I don't quite understand what the trouble is.
Mrs. Kendall
Mary Lou's run away. Fred scolded her so terribly for quarreling with your Betsy.
Carol
And you know how sensitive children are.
Mrs. Kendall
And I left her at the Bradfords this morning and apparently she just ran off.
Carol
Why, Mrs. Kendall, Mary Lou has been playing with Betsy this morning they were sliding over at Cunningham's. In fact, I think Mary Lou is out in the Back now with Betsy? Yes. Look, there they are. They're right out.
Mrs. Kendall
I can't tell you.
Husband
If I may interrupt. May I ask why Mary Lou and Betsy are playing together? I thought we parents decided the two of them should be kept apart since they can't get along together.
Carol
Well, dear, not.
Husband
May I also ask, Mrs. Kendall, how your ankle is?
Mrs. Kendall
Oh, it sprained a little, but the doctor says to walk on it. Oh, yes, the lawsuit. Fred called me and told me what he was doing and I've been so upset.
Husband
You've been upset?
Mrs. Kendall
Yes, I have. I don't know what gets into Fred at times. We're certainly not the kind of people who sue. I do think men make mountains out of molehills sometimes, don't you?
Carol
Oh, yes, and I guess my husband just got excited the other day and said things he didn't mean about your children.
Husband
You're the one who told me to call the Kendall's, I guess.
Carol
Now, let's let bygones be bygones. Mrs. Kendall, I need another person for my bridge luncheon. Do you suppose you have time?
Mrs. Kendall
I'd love to, but call me Eleanor.
Carol
Would you get that, dear? Maybe my flowers for the table.
Husband
Yes, yes, yes. I just. Oh, boy. Is my wife here? Oh, hello, Kendall. Yes, yes, she is. Come in.
Mr. Kendall
No, no, no, no, thank you, Fred.
Mrs. Kendall
Come in.
Mr. Kendall
What are you doing here? I thought you said that we weren't.
Husband
Going to talk to these.
Betsy
Come in.
Mrs. Kendall
Come in, Fred. And close the door.
Carol
We'll all have coals.
Mr. Kendall
Well, I'll say just one thing to you, sir. I've been in contact with my lawyer and he tells me that I've got a solid case against you.
Mrs. Kendall
Oh, stop it, Freddie.
Carol
Mary Lou has been found.
Mr. Kendall
Found? I didn't know she was lost.
Mrs. Kendall
Well, I thought she'd run away. I was just frantic.
Mr. Kendall
Why would she run away?
Mrs. Kendall
You scolded her so terribly this morning.
Mr. Kendall
You told me to talk to her.
Mrs. Kendall
Aunt Fred, I want you to drop these idiotic lawsuits.
Mr. Kendall
Drop them? I wasted the whole morning getting them on the way.
Mrs. Kendall
Yes, and I don't know what possessed you to do such a thing.
Mr. Kendall
Eleanor, last night you were weeping and wailing over your ankle and saying, can't we sue them?
Mrs. Kendall
I never meant it seriously. Anyhow, the important thing is that Mary Lou did not run away.
Carol
She and Betsy have been playing most of the morning. Over here, Mr. Kendall.
Mr. Kendall
What's she doing over here? The point of this whole thing was that she wasn't allowed to play with Betsy anymore. That's what you told me to tell her.
Mrs. Kendall
The point is, Fred, everything's all right.
Mr. Kendall
I don't know what you mean. Everything's all right, but if you say so. Oh, boy, I don't understand women at all.
Carol
Do you?
Husband
No. At least that's one thing we agree on, Kendall.
Carol
Well, I. Oh, no. What? Excuse me. What is it, Betsy?
Betsy
What is it? Mary Lou hit me.
Carol
Oh, for Pete's sake, stop that.
Mrs. Kendall
Stop that.
Carol
Now, just stop that crying. Stop it. Stop it.
Betsy
Right away. Right away. I can't, Mommy. I mean, once you start crying, you can't stop right away.
Carol
Well, that's true, but you start stopping. And if you can't play nicely with your little friends, you can go right upstairs and go to bed. Now, you understand?
Betsy
She hit me.
Carol
You want to go upstairs to bed?
Betsy
No.
Carol
Well, either you go upstairs and go to bed or you go back outdoors and play nicely. Now, what do you want to do?
Betsy
Go outdoors and play nicely.
Mrs. Kendall
All right.
Carol
Now, go on.
Mrs. Kendall
And you tell Mary Lou that her mother said she's to play nicely or she will be put to bed.
Husband
Then close the door and don't slam it. Oh, golly.
Betsy
Oh.
Carol
Well, Mrs. Kent. Eleanor. I guess everyone with children has the same problems and we'd better stick together. Of course, we are sorry about your ankle, aren't we, dear?
Husband
Yes. Yes, of course we are.
Mrs. Kendall
Really, I'm surprised that you frayed a lawsuit.
Husband
You kept telling me to do something.
Mrs. Kendall
But what a silly thing to do. And I'm terribly sorry that my husband called your little girl a roughneck.
Carol
Well, I'm sorry. My husband said your Mary Lou was a bully and a troublemaker.
Mrs. Kendall
And I think you two men better shake hands and be friends. Now, if I'm staying for luncheon, I'm going to.
Carol
Oh, thank you, Elder. There's not much to do.
Mr. Kendall
You know, I was wondering, chum, if you could tell me what this has all been about.
Husband
You got me, pal. You got me.
Carol
Betsy, come on, bedtime. Seven o'. Clock. Oh, I'm tired, too. What a day.
Husband
I'm going to bed early.
Carol
Why is it when someone yawns, it makes you do it, too?
Betsy
Daddy.
Husband
Yeah. Good night, darling.
Betsy
Daddy, Johnny Peterson kicked me today.
Husband
Now, look here. Your mommy and I feel.
Betsy
You know what I did? I kicked him right back.
Husband
You did? That's my girl.
Betsy
I'll bet he won't kick me again.
Husband
I'll bet he won't either. Good night, puddin.
Carol
Run along, dear. Mommy, you'll be right up.
Betsy
All right, Mommy.
Husband
Thank God she's learning to stick up for her rights, huh?
Carol
I don't know. It doesn't seem right either to approve of her hitting someone.
Husband
Now, don't interfere. We've learned a lesson, and it nearly cost us $1,000.
Carol
Yes, that's true.
Narrator
The Couple Next Door is written by Peg lynch and stars Peg lynch and Alan Bunce. With Madeline Pierce as Betsy, Charles Mendick as Mr. Kendall and Dorotha Duckworth as Mrs. Kendall. This is Roger Foster inviting you to listen in tomorrow to the Couple Next Door.
Husband
It.
Podcast Information:
In this episode of "The Couple Next Door," listeners are introduced to Carol and her husband as they navigate unexpected challenges on what was supposed to be a routine day. The episode blends humor with everyday domestic issues, highlighting the strains of maintaining social obligations amidst personal crises.
The episode kicks off with Carol preparing for her bridge club luncheon. Her husband bursts into their conversation with alarming news:
Husband (00:48): "Where are all our insurance policies? I gotta look up my liability insurance. We're being sued."
This revelation sets the tone for the episode, introducing the central conflict—the Kendalls are suing them after Mrs. Kendall allegedly injured her ankle on their front steps.
Key Points:
Nature of the Lawsuit: Mrs. Kendall claims her ankle was injured on the couple's property, seeking $500 for the injury.
Denial and Frustration: Carol expresses disbelief and frustration, doubting the legitimacy of the lawsuit.
Carol (00:55): "We know some now who do."
The couple debates the likelihood of the lawsuit succeeding, especially considering their strained relationship with the Kendalls.
As the husband frantically searches for the missing insurance policies, Carol remains preoccupied with preparing for the luncheon, highlighting the typical domestic tug-of-war between personal responsibilities and unforeseen emergencies.
Notable Interaction:
Husband (02:05): "$500 is nothing."
Carol (02:13): "$500."
The search for the policies becomes a metaphor for their disorganized approach to handling crises.
The involvement of Mrs. Kendall deepens the plot as the couple confronts her about the lawsuit. The situation becomes further complicated when Mary Lou, their child, is reported missing, adding emotional weight to the legal troubles.
Key Dialogue:
Mrs. Kendall (08:42): "Mary Lou's run away. Fred scolded her so terribly for quarreling with your Betsy."
Husband (09:04): "If I may interrupt. May I ask why Mary Lou and Betsy are playing together?"
This exchange reveals underlying tensions between the families, particularly concerning the children's interactions, which may have contributed to the lawsuit.
The climax occurs when both families confront each other about the lawsuit and the children's behavior. Mr. Kendall asserts the validity of the case, while Mrs. Kendall expresses regret over the escalation.
Pivotal Moments:
Mr. Kendall (10:20): "I've been in contact with my lawyer and he tells me that I've got a solid case against you."
Mrs. Kendall (12:33): "I think you two men better shake hands and be friends."
These lines illustrate the culmination of misunderstandings and the potential for reconciliation, albeit reluctantly.
Throughout the episode, the characters exhibit traits that offer insights into human behavior and societal norms:
Carol: Embodies the overwhelmed homemaker, juggling social obligations despite emerging crises.
Husband: Represents the sometimes short-sighted approach to financial and legal matters, prioritizing immediate calm over long-term security.
Mrs. Kendall: Highlights the unintended consequences of overstepping boundaries, both legally and personally.
Betsy: Serves as a wild card, her actions influencing the perceptions and reactions of the adults around her.
Moral Takeaways:
Importance of Preparedness: The oversight in securing liability insurance serves as a cautionary tale about being unprepared for unforeseen events.
Communication Breakdowns: Misunderstandings between neighbors can escalate into significant conflicts, underscoring the need for clear and open communication.
Balancing Responsibilities: The episode emphasizes the challenge of balancing personal obligations with external pressures, a relatable theme for many listeners.
"The Couple Next Door" masterfully intertwines humor with relatable domestic dilemmas, showcasing the complexities of neighborly relations and personal responsibilities. Through witty dialogue and engaging characters, the episode delivers both entertainment and meaningful reflections on everyday life.
Final Notable Quote:
Carol (13:52): "Yes, that's true."
This simple affirmation encapsulates the resolution of their immediate crisis, hinting at future harmony despite past tensions.
Speaker Attribution:
Note: Timestamps are included with each notable quote for contextual reference.