
Danger Doctor Danfield 46-08-18 ep01 The Professor
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Dr. Daniel Danfield
Danger, Dr. Danfield. The human mind is like a cave. Beyond the light, there are dark passageways and mysterious recesses. I, Dr. Daniel Danfield, have explored those unknown retreats and know their secrets. Dr. Daniel Danfield, authority on crime psychology, has an unhappy faculty for getting himself mixed up in hazardous predicaments because of his astonishing revelations regarding the workings of the criminal mind.
Captain Otis
As our story opens, we find Dr.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Danfield in his office dictating to his pretty young secretary, Rusty Fairfax, period, paragraph. And the facts that I'm about to relate will definitely prove my theory that even seasoned criminals are often influenced by outside agencies. The opening incident took place in an abandoned warehouse some few weeks ago. A man and a woman were at Target practicing with a pistol.
Trixie Talbot
Okay, Nick, wait a minute. I'll take a look at the target.
Nick
How am I doing?
Trixie Talbot
You're doing all right, Nicky boy. You're doing all right. Eight bullseyes out of 10 shots.
Nick
Yeah, not bad, huh, Trixie?
Trixie Talbot
Not bad at all, Nick. I figured you'd get better with a little practice. Guess we can handle that bank job anytime now.
Nick
Why should. Bank job?
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, the First National Trust, remember?
Captain Otis
Oh.
Nick
Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember. Look, Trixie, let's forget the bank job, huh? Look, I got an in on the numbers racket with Bugs Flambeau.
Trixie Talbot
Flambeau? That's small time, punk.
Nick
Okay, then we'll get into something else. Frank's is out of my line.
Trixie Talbot
Trixie, they're gonna be in your line from now on, big boy. Now get that and get it straight.
Nick
Oh, listen, Trixie, you listen.
Trixie Talbot
You're too timing lugs, Trixie. Tabitha, don't waste your time on nobody and then let him walk out on her seat. Nobody.
Nick
Okay, Trixie. Okay.
Trixie Talbot
Tied up with me so that I get you out of the small time. Okay, so I went to work and I Begun keeping you the angles. All right, then I'll read your move. And you ain't working, see?
Nick
Yeah, but you didn't say nothing about a bank job.
Trixie Talbot
Didn't I? Well, I'm saying it now. It's the First National Trust tomorrow at noon. Or do you still want to go back to the numbers racket?
Nick
No, Trixie, you wouldn't.
Trixie Talbot
I, Nicky boy. I guess you don't know Trixie Talbot. I guess maybe you forgot how straight she can shoot. Let me show you something, Nicky boy. You see what I mean, Nicky boy?
Nick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see both of them right in the bullseye. Oh, you're good all right, Trixie.
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, darned right I'm good. I got a reputation and I'm keeping it. Nobody ain't going to say they walked out on Trixie Talbot. You can't afford to have that kind of talk going around.
Nick
Oh, yeah, yeah, I get it, Trixie. You got a reputation to think of.
Trixie Talbot
I like you, Nicky boy. I figured you were smart. I figured we could go places together. That's why I let you come in with me.
Nick
Sure, Trixie, you give me a chance. All right. I ain't forgettin.
Trixie Talbot
Come here, Nicky boy.
Nick
Yeah, Trixie.
Trixie Talbot
Put your arms around me.
Nick
Yeah.
Trixie Talbot
Now you see what I mean, Nicky boy?
Nick
Yeah. You're all right, Trixie. Gee, I'm crazy about you.
Trixie Talbot
That's better. We'll get along, big boy.
Nick
Oh, sure, sure. We'll get along all right.
Trixie Talbot
Tomorrow at noon we begin moving in on the big time. We start going places, you and me. Tomorrow at noon. Yeah, this is it, Nick.
Nick
Yeah, all set. Sure, sure, sure, I'm all set.
Captain Otis
Let's get going.
Trixie Talbot
Take it easy, big boy. Don't get nervous. Remember what you're supposed to do.
Nick
Yeah, ye been over it enough times. What are we waiting for?
Trixie Talbot
All right, Mickey boy. Relax. Now hold the bank book in your left hand like you was going to make a deposit. Keep the other hand on the heat in your pocket.
Nick
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Come on.
Trixie Talbot
Okay, let's go.
Nick
Hey, shut up.
Trixie Talbot
That guy fall over and that faint if he thought that was going to be a pickup. Well, here we are, dear. Give the man your book.
Nick
Yeah. Okay, pal. This is a stick up. Don't move or you'll get it.
Trixie Talbot
Yes, sir.
Captain Otis
What do you want?
Trixie Talbot
What do you think we want, chump? Shove that full screen stuff this way.
Captain Otis
Yes, yes, ma'am.
Trixie Talbot
Okay, now get in the boat and bring out everything you can carry.
Nick
No, forget that, Trixie. We got all.
Trixie Talbot
Shut up. Go on you.
Captain Otis
Yes, sir.
Trixie Talbot
And don't forget there's a gun put in your back.
Nick
Trixie, look, the cops.
Trixie Talbot
Forget the cop, I said he ain't.
Captain Otis
Gonna got those guns.
Trixie Talbot
Why you dumb flat footy dog. Trixie, you suck. Come on, let's get out of here. I need some.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
In a moment we'll return for the second act of danger, Dr. Danfield. But first. And now for the second act of damage or Dr. Danfield.
Captain Otis
Well, that's the story of the holdout, Doc. You got any ideas so far?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Indeed I have, Captain Otis. First of all, if this bank robber was a seasoned criminal, you should have no difficulty in establishing his identity.
Captain Otis
That's the point entirely. We've got files and records on every daylight bank robber in the country. This pair didn't follow the customary pattern at all. That's why we thought you might be interested.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
What do you think, Ms. Fairfax?
Rusty Fairfax
I think you're sticking your chin out. If you want to know, Captain Otis has got something else in mind besides asking your advice in the workings of the criminal mind as Fairfax.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Such blunt frankness at a time like.
Captain Otis
This, young lady, Doc. As a matter of fact, she's right. I've got something else in mind. You ought to hear it.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
By all means, Captain. Elvis.
Captain Otis
Good. For more than a week my boys have been bringing in and questioning every known hold up man in the city. So far they haven't got the first base. The way I see it, they've been looking in the wrong places with the wrong kind of a guy.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
That's a logical deduction, Captain.
Captain Otis
Yesterday a young trooper, Sidney Richards in an upstate town noticed smoke coming from what he supposed was an abandoned house, went up to investigate and hasn't been heard from since.
Rusty Fairfax
Wait a minute. If he hasn't been heard from since, how do you know he saw smoke? And how do you know he wanted to investigate?
Captain Otis
It's logical that what happened, Ms. Fairfax, that's what happened. We found the tire marks of his motorbike going up the lane that leads into the house, but none returning. So you assume that whoever was living.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
In the house prevented young Richards from returning?
Captain Otis
That's exactly what we think, Doc.
Rusty Fairfax
Well, why don't you go up there and find out, for heaven's sake?
Captain Otis
For a very definite reason, Miss Fairfax. Suppose the people who are living in the house are our bank robbers. Suppose they've taken Trooper Richards prisoner and holding him hostage.
Rusty Fairfax
Suppose they are. They can't hold him forever. What are you gonna do, just sit around and wait?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Fairfax, may I make a suggestion?
Trixie Talbot
Sure.
Rusty Fairfax
Dan, go ahead.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Stop asking so many questions. Let Captain Otis finish his story.
Rusty Fairfax
All right.
Captain Otis
The life of One state trooper, Ms. Fairfax, is worth the lives of a dozen criminals. We have a plan whereby we can keep young Richards alive.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Go on, Captain.
Captain Otis
Two days ago, the Boston police captured one of the most ruthless killers this country has ever known. You probably heard of him. He's called the Professor.
Rusty Fairfax
The Professor?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Yes. A very unusual type. For years I hoped for the chance to study him.
Captain Otis
Doc, we're going to give you that chance. The professor is being held incommunicado by the Boston police. We want you to go up there and look him over.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Splendid, Splendid. I'll leave it once.
Captain Otis
Just a minute, Doc. That's only half the deal.
Rusty Fairfax
Here it comes.
Captain Otis
Assuming that the people in the abandoned house are our bank robbers and that they're holding Trooper Richards as hostage. There's only one person who could get to them without arousing their suspicions.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
I think I'm beginning to understand, Captain. You want me to assume the identity of the professor and make a call on your fugitives.
Captain Otis
That's it, Doc. You kind of look like the Professor. He's a smooth acting gentle. And so are you.
Rusty Fairfax
No, don't do it, David.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Miss Fairfax, please. There'll be no danger.
Rusty Fairfax
No danger? Do you know what you're saying? The first thing those two are going to ask is how did you know they were hiding in that house?
Captain Otis
We're prepared for that, Ms. Fairfax. Two days from now there'll be a daring daylight holdup in the neighboring town of Bolton. The crime will be attributed to the professor.
Rusty Fairfax
The Professor?
Nick
But you said that he was.
Captain Otis
Crime will merely be attributed to the professor. Newspapers and radio broadcasts will attest to that fact.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Excellent.
Captain Otis
Excellent.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
It'll only be natural for the professor to take refuge in the abandoned house.
Captain Otis
That's it, Doc. Those two fugitives did. Why not the Professor?
Rusty Fairfax
I still say it's crazy. What if the fugitives have met the professor before? What if they.
Captain Otis
It isn't likely that any small time operators would know a big shot like the professor by sight. He'd be careful not to let them.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Quite right, Captain. Besides, this will give me a splendid opportunity to study some unusual types of close hands.
Rusty Fairfax
Dan, you can't go.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Nonsense, Miss Fairfax. A man's life is at stake.
Rusty Fairfax
Yours will be too, if you're sucker enough to agree to this plan. Anyway, your birds will probably have flown by the time you get there.
Captain Otis
There's not a chance of that. The house is being watched day and night.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
So you see, Ms. Fairfax.
Captain Otis
It's quite safe.
Rusty Fairfax
It isn't. You'll be murdered. I know you will.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
And if I don't go, Trooper Richards will be murdered.
Rusty Fairfax
Well, then I'm going too.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Of course you're not going.
Rusty Fairfax
I am. I'm going to call Mario.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Ms. Fairfax, try and be reasonable for a change. Mario's on his vacation, you know that. Anyway, the plan wouldn't work if three of us attempted to take refuge in the abandoned house.
Mario
Come along, Captain.
Captain Otis
We'll catch the first plane to Boston.
Rusty Fairfax
Dan, come back here. Oh, that crazy idiot. Hello, operator? I want Western Union. Western Union. I would have sent a telegram to Mario. Kicky boy.
Trixie Talbot
Come on in. I was super riches this morning.
Nick
Okay, I guess. Look, Trixie, I have to keep the guy tied up all the time.
Trixie Talbot
Do we have to keep him tied up? Oh, Nicky boy, sometimes I think you got softening of the brain.
Nick
Okay, maybe I have. Maybe having to stay here cooped up in this lousy dump is driving me nuts. Maybe.
Trixie Talbot
Shut up.
Nick
No, I want to get out of here. I was a sucker to listen to you in the first place.
Trixie Talbot
You've got anything else to say, Nicky boy?
Nick
Don't. Trixie, put the gun away.
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, I'll put away but one more crack out of you, chum. And the next time I don't miss.
Nick
Okay, Trixie, okay. You don't need to worry about me.
Trixie Talbot
I better not need to worry about you, you dumb punk. If it weren't for me, you'd be cooling your shins in a cell right now.
Nick
Yeah, I know it. Trixie. You' forget I said anything, will you?
Trixie Talbot
You better crawl, you little weasel. This is a thanks I get for putting you in the big time.
Nick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but. But if we could only get out of here.
Trixie Talbot
We'll get out of here when the heat's off.
Nick
Not until Suppose they find it.
Trixie Talbot
Oh, don't be that dope. I've had this hideout case for weeks. Nobody will find us here.
Nick
Yeah, the motor cop did all right.
Trixie Talbot
So the motor cop found us. Why? Because you were dumb enough to light a fire by? Just for that I ought to shoot your ears off.
Nick
You forg will you? I already admitted it was my fault, didn't I?
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, that's a big help admitting it. How do I know you a poor some other dumb trick?
Nick
I won't, Trixie.
Trixie Talbot
So help me, you better not.
Nick
But how long do we have to stay here anyway?
Trixie Talbot
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day. Depends on how things look.
Nick
Two more days. Look, Trixie, that cop's gonna be Missed. They're gonna come looking for him.
Trixie Talbot
Madam, we're in the driver's seat. No matter which way you figure it, anybody comes here looking for that cop, we'll make a deal.
Captain Otis
You mean.
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, I mean, what do you suppose we've been keeping him alive for? Now quit asking so many questions. He ain't got nothing to worry about.
Nick
Yeah, I guess you're right, Trixie. They was looking for the cop. We'd have heard it on the radio.
Trixie Talbot
Sure we would. The battery's brand new. Turn it on. Let's have some music.
Nick
Sure. Okay, Trixie, I'll turn it on. And it has now become definitely established that the Long bandit who shot and killed the paymaster of the Roberts Lumber Mill was the gangster known as the Professor. State police are making an intensive search of the countryside near Bolton.
Trixie Talbot
Well, how do you like that? The Professor's operating again. And in Bolton too.
Nick
The Professor? I thought he was laying low after the Chicago job.
Trixie Talbot
Well, looks like he got tired of laying low. Nicky boy. Oh, them dumb cops thinking they can catch the Professor. Oh, Nicky boy. There's a character I'd like to meet. Him and me could go places together. Yes, sir, There's a guy who got what it takes.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
You.
Nick
You ain't never met him, Trixie.
Trixie Talbot
Course I ain't. There's few that have. He's a smart operator, that lad. You ought to study the professor's technique. Maybe it gets someplace a. Trixie, ain't.
Nick
I doing all right?
Trixie Talbot
That professor. Yes, sir. Him and me could go places together.
Nick
Yes, Trixie.
Trixie Talbot
Hey, listen, that automobile.
Nick
Look, look, it's going up the lane. It's the cops.
Trixie Talbot
I knew that.
Nick
They'll get us.
Trixie Talbot
We ain't got a. Oh, shut up, I say, you dumb cluck, that ain't no cops.
Nick
What do you mean, it ain't no cops?
Trixie Talbot
Because there's only one of them. You think a cop would come driving up here in broad daylight like that? Some punk has lost his way or maybe wants a drink of water, something.
Nick
What are we going to do if he sees that trooper?
Trixie Talbot
We won't see no trooper. Go and open the door.
Nick
What are we going to do? What do you got your gun out for?
Trixie Talbot
Never mind. Go on and do as I say.
Nick
Tootsie, you ain't getting. Hey, guy.
Captain Otis
Nikki.
Trixie Talbot
Boy, you got a lot of learn in this business. You might just as well begin now. Open the door.
Nick
No, no, Trixy. Look, I'll talk to him. Maybe I can send him away.
Trixie Talbot
Oh, you do like I say. Do I? Blast you Too.
Nick
Okay. Okay, Trixie, I'll open.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Just a moment. We'll return the third act of danger, Dr. Danfield.
Nick
But first.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
And now for the third act of danger, Dr.— Danfield.
Trixie Talbot
You do like I say. Do I blast you too?
Nick
Okay. Okay. Okay, Trixie. I'll open it. Yeah? What do you want?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Well, for a moment, you rather startled me. I thought there was no one at home.
Nick
What do you want?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
I was wondering if I could use your telephone. You see, I'm lost.
Trixie Talbot
Come in.
Nick
Come on in. Thank you.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Oh, I beg your pardon. I didn't know there was a lady here.
Trixie Talbot
You guessed right. There ain't. Okay. Who sent you?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Sent me? I don't believe I understand. You see, I was on.
Trixie Talbot
Come on, come on, quick. Darling, before I knock you off, I want the answer to a few questions.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Knock me off? Do you mean. Do you intend shooting me with that gun?
Trixie Talbot
You catch on fast, copper.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Copper. My dear young lady, you were referring to me as a police officer.
Trixie Talbot
Buster, you sure put on a smooth axe. Hey, Nick.
Nick
Yeah, Trixie?
Trixie Talbot
See what he's got. That bag.
Nick
Okay, give me the bag, bud.
Captain Otis
But look here.
Trixie Talbot
Here's my bag.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Very well. There you are, my man.
Nick
All right.
Trixie Talbot
What's in it, Nick?
Nick
Jeepers.
Trixie Talbot
Well, what is it? What is it?
Nick
Take a look.
Trixie Talbot
Well, I'm a green bag. Bundles of them.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Oh, God, there isn't so much there. I. I like to call that my small change purse.
Rusty Fairfax
No change.
Trixie Talbot
Say, who are you anyway?
Nick
Trixie. I know that radio broadcast.
Trixie Talbot
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let me look. This logo.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
The radio broadcast give a detailed description of the professor. Trixie.
Trixie Talbot
How did you know my name?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
My dear girl, your associate here called you Trixie at least three times since I entered the house.
Trixie Talbot
No. He did.
Captain Otis
Yes.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
And he referred to. Rather. You referred to him as Nick.
Nick
Trixie.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
And Nick. Could it be. No. Trixie Talbot would never allow herself to become involved with. Oh, forgive me. I've said too much.
Trixie Talbot
You ain't said nothing. What's the matter with Trixie Talbot? Talbot?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
There's nothing wrong with Trixie Talbot.
Trixie Talbot
Oh, I get it. Hey, Nick.
Nick
Yeah, Trixie?
Trixie Talbot
You go on outside. Take a look around.
Nick
Oh, but look. And I.
Trixie Talbot
Go on.
Captain Otis
Go on.
Trixie Talbot
Quit arguing.
Nick
Okay, Trixie, you don't have to get sore.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Well, that's better. Now, shall I finish what I was about to say?
Trixie Talbot
Trixie, you don't need to. I know. So you're him, huh? You're the professor.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
At your service, my dear.
Trixie Talbot
I like that. At your service, he says. Yes, sir, perfectly. You're Just like they said. A real gentleman.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Thank you, my dear.
Trixie Talbot
Sit down, professor. Over here. We got a lot to talk about. Yes, sir. We gotta get acquainted.
Rusty Fairfax
Can't you drive a little faster, Mario? Dr. Danfield may be dead by now.
Mario
No, not the dark. He's a very funny fellow, the doc. Sometimes I think maybe he never died.
Rusty Fairfax
Maybe it's funny to you, but it isn't to me. Dr. Danfield's in danger and we've got to save him.
Mario
Save him? I think maybe the doctor gonna save us before we get to.
Rusty Fairfax
Oh, stop that laughing. I'm worri.
Mario
You don't want to see the doctor get hurt, Senorina Rusty.
Rusty Fairfax
Of course I don't.
Mario
Hey, you know, I think you very much in love.
Rusty Fairfax
I. I don't know.
Mario
You don't know? That's very funny. Always the girl, she don't know. Not much she don't know.
Rusty Fairfax
Well, maybe I am a little.
Mario
Sure, sure. Just a little. Look here, Signorina Rosti, A girl gonna love a little. Either she loves all over herself or she don't love at all. Mario knows all about it.
Rusty Fairfax
Mario knows too much. Were you ever in love, Mario?
Mario
Was Mario ever in love, senorina? You should ask me that.
Rusty Fairfax
Well, were you?
Mario
Senorita, you shouldn't be ashamed. Look, how you think I get all these scars on my face. How you think I can give you such a good advice? Why, you think I'm so happy all the time? Signorina, Mario in love marries in love all the time.
Rusty Fairfax
With the same girl.
Mario
With the same girl? Oh, no, no, no. That's different. You didn't ask me that.
Trixie Talbot
What for?
Mario
I gotta be in love with the same girl? That's no fun.
Rusty Fairfax
Mario, you price.
Mario
Well, sure, I. What do you mean by that? The priceless. You think Mario worth no price, eh?
Rusty Fairfax
Oh, on the contrary. Mario.
Trixie Talbot
Mario, Look.
Mario
What's the matter now?
Rusty Fairfax
That house up there. That's the one. I'm sure of it.
Nick
What makes you so sure?
Rusty Fairfax
Didn't I hear Captain Otis describe it to Dr. Danfield?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Yeah.
Mario
How you so sure?
Rusty Fairfax
Well, look, that car parked in front, that's Dr. Danfield.
Nick
Hey, that's right.
Mario
That's the doctor's automobile. All right. Come on. We go up in the seat.
Rusty Fairfax
Oh, no, we don't want to do that. They'll hear us and be ready.
Mario
Then what do you think we're going to do, Senorito Rusty, let's.
Rusty Fairfax
Let's park our car in the bushes here and sneak up.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Sneak up?
Mario
That's a very good idea, Mr. Rusty. We sneak up just like the Indian red man. Yeah, some fun, Mr. Ry.
Trixie Talbot
Professor, I gotta hand it to you. Yes, sir, I gotta hand it here. You done all right for yourself.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
You're a very flattering, Trixie. And now, about the proposition you mention a little while ago.
Trixie Talbot
Oh, yeah, yeah, the proposition, Professor. How much goes in that small change press of yours?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Oh, possibly 10 GS.
Trixie Talbot
Just like that, huh? 10 GS and you don't bat an eye, professor. You kill me. Now, look, you see that bag sticking out from under the couch?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Not unlike my own.
Trixie Talbot
It's just like it.
Captain Otis
What's in?
Trixie Talbot
It's just like what's in yours, too. Only there's more.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
More?
Trixie Talbot
Yeah. There's more than 15 grand in that satchel, Professor.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
You don't say.
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, I'm saying it. Yeah, that 15 with the 10 you got makes a pretty good steak done it, Professor.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Need it does? Yes, yes, a very good steak, Trixie.
Trixie Talbot
You get it, Professor. We start out with 25 grand, see? You and me together, we take it from there together.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
But look here, Trixie, since I have only 10.
Trixie Talbot
Oh, sure. So I chip in five more than you, okay? You got brains, you got fancy talk, you're a smart operator. I need a guy like you, Professor. We could go places. Is it a deal?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
It's very fair of you, Trixie. But there's one little item I'm afraid you've forgotten.
Trixie Talbot
Yeah?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Yes. Nick.
Trixie Talbot
Nick. Oh. Oh, don't be dumb, Professor. You and me know how to handle guys like Nick. Why, when somebody gets in our way.
Nick
Sneaking up through the woods.
Trixie Talbot
You're crazy. No, I ain't.
Nick
I seen them. They're coming up. They're cops.
Trixie Talbot
Oh, shut up, huh? Hey, professor, come here.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
See something, Trixie?
Trixie Talbot
I'll say I do. Look out there.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Out where? Good heavens.
Trixie Talbot
Is there something wrong, Professor?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Gun. Trixie, you can't.
Trixie Talbot
Friends of yours, huh?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
There's some associates of mine. Sounds as though it were coming from the next room.
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, it did.
Nick
It's a state grouper, maybe loose. Should I go look, Trixie?
Trixie Talbot
Oh, how did you know about him?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Well, I heard it in the Reddit, in the newspapers. Put it on the radio.
Captain Otis
You remember?
Nick
It wasn't in no newspapers and it wasn't on the radio.
Trixie Talbot
Trixie. Just shut up, Nick. So, Mr. Professor, you thought you could put one over on Trixie Talbot, huh?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Trixie, I think the time has come for us to be frank with each other.
Trixie Talbot
Yeah, Nick.
Nick
Yeah, Trixie?
Trixie Talbot
Take care of them two outside. Run out the Back way and don't ask any questions.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Stay here, Nick. You do as Trixie says, you'll regret it. I warn you.
Trixie Talbot
Tight down. You go on, Nick, do like I said. Listen, Trixie, maybe this you gonna obey orders, Nicky boy.
Nick
Oh, I'm going, Trixie. You don't have to get score.
Trixie Talbot
Now, professor, this is gonna be a pleasure.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Is why not make it doubly pleasurable by first permitting me to explain who.
Trixie Talbot
I am for that guy who's gonna be knocked off. You got a nerve, mister. Who are you anyway?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
My name is Danfield, Dr. Daniel Danfield. You see, I've made a business of studying unusual types of criminals such as you, Trixie.
Captain Otis
And I find.
Trixie Talbot
That takes care of your friends, Dr. Danfield. So I'm an unusual type, am I?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Indeed you are, Trixie. However, I might say that your associate Nick is much more unusual. As a matter of fact, he's a.
Trixie Talbot
Is that you, Nick? Come on in. I want you to hear this. This guy says that you're.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
I'm sorry, Trixie. The gentleman approaching you from behind is not Nick.
Trixie Talbot
No, don't try to kid me, tummy. All right, Nick. Nick, be up.
Captain Otis
Very funny.
Mario
He thinks my name is. He fights a good. Hey, doctor, maybe I fall in love with.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
In a moment we'll return for the conclusion of danger, Dr. Danfield.
Captain Otis
But first.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Now for the conclusion of danger, Dr. Van Field. And this incident, of course, concluded the case definitely proved my foregoing statement that outside agencies frequently influence the actions of the criminal mind. Who. Something wrong, Fairfax?
Nick
Yes.
Rusty Fairfax
I hope you don't expect your lecture classes to believe that.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Believe what, Fairfax?
Rusty Fairfax
But it was a woman who influenced Nick to turn bank robber.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
But since Fairfax, it was. If it hadn't been for Trixie's influence.
Trixie Talbot
Nick would have never been.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
What, Miss?
Rusty Fairfax
I said not. I never influenced men to do anything. Men are too stubborn and ornery and.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Ms. Fairfax, I'm about to prove your theory untrue.
Rusty Fairfax
Oh, you are?
Trixie Talbot
Yes.
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Would you mind stepping this way a moment?
Trixie Talbot
What do you want, Ms. Fairfax?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
I'd intended spending the afternoon in the library studying. Would you influence me against it?
Rusty Fairfax
Would I? Do you mean like that?
Dr. Daniel Danfield
Yes, Miss Fairfax. Very satisfactory. Well, let your hat we're going places.
Podcast Summary: "Danger Doctor Danfield 46-08-18 ep01 The Professor"
Harold's Old Time Radio presents "Danger Doctor Danfield," a gripping episode titled "The Professor." Released on March 11, 2025, this episode delves into the intricate world of crime psychology during the Golden Age of Radio. Below is a detailed summary capturing the essence of the episode, structured into clear sections with notable quotes and timestamps to enhance understanding.
The episode opens with a humorous Geico advertisement featuring Trixie Talbot, setting a lighthearted tone before transitioning into the main narrative.
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This metaphor sets the stage for Dr. Danfield's exploration into the complexities of criminal psychology.
Dr. Danfield introduces himself as an authority on crime psychology, often finding himself in perilous situations due to his deep insights into the criminal mind. The story unfolds with Captain Otis briefing Dr. Danfield on an unusual bank robbery case.
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This section highlights the interpersonal relationships among the criminals and sets up the impending bank heist.
Captain Otis seeks Dr. Danfield's expertise to understand the anomalies in the recent bank robbery, which doesn't fit the usual patterns of known criminals.
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This strategic plan underscores the lengths law enforcement is willing to go to apprehend elusive criminals.
Dr. Danfield agrees to impersonate the Professor to gain the criminals' trust, believing this will provide invaluable insights into their operations.
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Dr. Danfield's role becomes increasingly perilous as he navigates the criminals' trust while maintaining his undercover identity.
As Dr. Danfield delves deeper into the criminals' plans, suspicions arise, leading to a climactic confrontation.
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This pivotal moment showcases the clash between Dr. Danfield's intellect and the criminals' ruthlessness, culminating in their downfall.
The episode wraps up with Dr. Danfield reflecting on the case, challenging prevailing theories about criminal influence.
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Through this discourse, the episode underscores the complexity of criminal psychology, affirming that both internal and external factors shape criminal actions.
"Danger Doctor Danfield: The Professor" masterfully intertwines suspense, psychological insight, and character-driven narratives. Dr. Danfield's journey offers listeners a profound exploration of the criminal psyche, emphasizing the delicate balance between influence and personal agency.
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This episode stands as a testament to the rich storytelling of the Golden Age of Radio, blending entertainment with intellectual depth.
For those who enjoy suspenseful narratives combined with psychological intrigue, "Danger Doctor Danfield: The Professor" is a must-listen, offering a captivating glimpse into the mind of a crime psychologist navigating the treacherous waters of criminal masterminds.