
Death Valley Days 38-06-17 (398) The Burro Who Had No Name
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Narrator
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Smitty
Good evening, folks. Good evening.
Ole
And a hearty welcome to your.
Narrator
And now, Ranger, what's the story for tonight?
Ole
Well, it's a story I hardly expect you to believe, but it's the absolute truth just the same.
Narrator
Why, oh, Ranger, you know I believe every word you utter on the air.
Ole
Say, George, you don't like the way you say on the air. However, I let it pass this time. And now you just pin back your ears and hark to the story of the burrow that had no name.
Narrator
Wouldn't it be a good idea before you start, old Ranger, to explain exactly what a burrow is? There may be some of our listeners who don't know.
Ole
Don't know what a burrow is?
Narrator
Well, not by that name, anyway.
Ole
Sure they do. Why, the word burrow is as common as his horse.
Narrator
About where you come from maybe everywhere. It's not in the encyclopedia.
Ole
How do you know?
Narrator
Because I looked. When you told us last week about this Burrough story, I thought I'd well, study up a bit on Burroughs.
Ole
Oh, steal a march on the audience, eh? So you went to the encyclopedia?
Narrator
Yes, and I took down the volume labeled Bray B R A I to cast Bray.
Ole
Well that was a good thing to look under.
Narrator
Just the same, the word burrow was nowhere to be found.
Ole
Maybe you don't know how to spell it.
Narrator
B U R R O.
Ole
That's right. You're sure it wasn't there?
Narrator
Absolutely. From Elihu Burke. They jumped right to John Burroughs. Well, so then I turned to donkey and all it said there was C Ass.
Ole
And all it said there I suppose was C Balaam. Well, since you couldn't find the word burrow in your dictionary, George, I'll enlighten you.
Smitty
A bird is the same as a.
Ole
Donkey or a jackass. In the desert we generally call them jacks for short. They stand about 4 foot high, their coats as furry. Their ears is long. Their tails is sort of like a piece of rope frayed at the end. Their hoofs is small and sharp, but their teeth is big and sharp and their voices is something fearful. There you are. And now since you got a mental picture of the animal, well, let's get going on the yarn. The scene opens in the mining camp of Rhyolite. It's the year 1905. Walter Scott Smith noticed Smitty and his partner Olie Martin are negotiating with a feller in Rhyolite for a string of burros with which to start out into the hills.
George
Yeah.
Smitty
Now if you can just fix us up with a couple of good riding burrows, I can give you two of the finest riding bars in Nevada.
Ole
Blackjack here and Samson.
George
How much? 50 a piece. 50?
Smitty
We'll give you 30. Ah, you go to blazes. Why them pack animals bring 35.
George
Holy smokes.
Smitty
Well that's highway robbery. Try and buy them somewhere else then. $35 for a pack burrow and 50 for a saddle burrow.
Ole
These two critters is worth it too.
Smitty
I've rode them both myself. And I know my blackjack brung me once. All the way from Gold Circle to battle mountain. A 60 mile trip in 10 hours. And Sam said we'll give you 40 a piece for em. 50 or nothing. I never paid as much as $50 for a burro in my life. I'll tell you what I can do.
George
I can give you a Cheaper.
Smitty
Pack burro in place of one of.
George
Them you picked out.
Smitty
Yeah? Which one? That one over yonder, sniffing at the pile of tin cans. Now, I could give you a white borough.
George
Yeah? I'll let you have him for $20.
Smitty
I wouldn't take him as a gift.
George
15.
Smitty
You think I'd be fool enough to go prospecting with a white bur? Hey, what's the matter with a white bur? Why, they're unlucky, that's what. Unluckiest thing there is. So you don't really believe that, do you?
George
We could swing $15.
Smitty
You ain't suggesting that we buy that white Jack? Well, pay $15 for a Jonah, a jinx, a hoodoo only. You're crazy. You must have been out walking in the sun without your hat on.
George
He ain't really white, Smitty. He. He's kind of grayish.
Smitty
He's as white as you or me.
George
Well, we ain't exactly lilies. I'll make you a price of $12 for him. How's that?
Smitty
You shut up.
George
Yeah, I'm talking to your partner.
Smitty
If he buys that white burr off of you, he's no longer my partner.
George
Oh, Smitty.
Smitty
I mean it, Oli. You and me's been prospecting together since Panamint days. We've slept under the same blanket, drunk out of the Same canteen, gone 50, 50 on every strike we've made. I think a heap of you. But if you pay as much as two bits for that, that ill wind yonder our trails is going to part, so help me.
George
I guess we'll just take four burros, mister.
Ole
It was on the second night out. Ole and Smitty were finished with their supper and Ole went over to feed the leavings to the burros.
George
All right, I'm coming. One at a time now. What? Why, hello.
Smitty
What's the matter?
George
Am I counting noses? Right. One, two, three.
Smitty
One of our jacks missing?
George
No, we. Seems we've acquired an extra one.
Smitty
Got five now, huh?
George
Yeah.
Smitty
Well, if those fool greenhorns don't know enough to tie their critters up, they deserve to lose them. Let me have a look.
George
So. Huh?
Smitty
It's the white burra.
George
Well, it's a white burra.
Smitty
It's the same white bird that that sharper in Rhyolite tried to palm off on us.
George
Oh, now, that ain't likely, Smitty.
Smitty
I recognize him in the dark once more. He recognizes us. Look at that glint in his eye.
George
I don't see no glint.
Smitty
He's A grinning at us, gloating over us. The blasted little devil. You're to blame for this, Olie. It's all your fault.
George
My fault?
Smitty
It's on account of you he's followed us here, and it's up to you now to get rid of him.
George
Well, how?
Smitty
How? You ask me how? Well, we'll fire rocks at him, cuss him, kick him.
George
I wouldn't want to do that.
Smitty
All right, then, I will.
George
No, you leave him to me. I'll make it plain to him that he ain't welcome around here.
Smitty
Well, see that you do, pronto. I'll be washing up the supper thing.
George
All right. I'll hear you critters. Here's your grub. How. Don't you be so greedy, Samson. Don't you know there's others to share.
Smitty
With you through with that tail yet, Oli?
George
Yep.
Smitty
Then I'll take it and wash it along with the frying pan and. Holy Martin.
George
What's the matter?
Smitty
You fed that borough which burrow? The white bur.
George
Now, Smitty, you needn't deny it.
Smitty
Look at him licking his lips. Well, that's just some bacon grease he's trying to get off his whiskers.
George
You are imagining things, Smitty.
Smitty
Is that piece of flapjack sticking to his nose my imagination?
George
Oh, well, you fed that burra and.
Smitty
You just promised me you'd get rid of him.
George
I will, Smithy. Honest.
Smitty
Honest.
George
Right away.
Smitty
It's too late. We'll never be rid of him now. That evil little blighter will trail us wherever we go, bringing us nothing but bad luck.
George
Look, he's leaving. Now. What did I tell you? Yeah, he's walking right off into the desert. You see, he savvies.
Smitty
He savvies that supper is over. But he'll be back. You just wait and see.
Ole
The next morning when Ole opened his eyes, he looked around fearfully. Then he breathed a sigh of relief. The white burrow was nowheres in sight. Well, breakfast over. The pardners packed up their outfit and moved on farther into the hills. That evening they made a dry camp. And while Smitty unpacked and prepared supper, Ole went off with one of the pack burrows to rustle a supply of firewood. It was almost dark when he returned.
Smitty
Well, I begun to think he was lost or had struck gold, maybe.
George
No, just that wood was scarce. This critter wanted to lay down all the time. Hey, what smells so good?
Smitty
I got a treat for us tonight.
George
What is it?
Smitty
Fresh bread.
Ole
No.
Smitty
Huh?
George
Why, you old son of A gun too low. Where are they?
Smitty
In the Dutch oven, keeping warm.
George
Fresh bread.
Smitty
Yes, sir. Hey, when it's my turn to do the cooking, I produce real grub.
George
Well, if you're casting aspersions on my meals. Hey, what else we going to have?
Smitty
Mulligan, coffee, Dawson plums with a loaf.
George
Of bread a piece. Why, that ought to do it.
Smitty
Hey, we're saving one of them loaves for tomorrow.
George
Ah, don't be stingy.
Smitty
You call a. A half a loaf of bread stingy? Say, them big loaves.
George
Well, I could eat a whole batch without any help. I'm hungry as a wolf.
Smitty
Well, everything's ready as soon as you are.
George
Well, then, let's eat.
Smitty
All right. I'll be decing up the mulligan.
George
And I'll get the bread out of the oven.
Smitty
That oven was a good buy, Ole.
George
Yeah.
Smitty
Wait till you see the crust of that bread. A nice even golden brown.
George
Where'd you say it was, Smitty?
Smitty
What?
George
The bread.
Smitty
Why, right where you're looking. In the oven.
George
No, it ain't.
Smitty
Oh, sure it is.
George
I tell you it ain't. The oven's empty.
Smitty
Say, what have you been drinking?
George
Well, if you don't believe me, come.
Smitty
On and look for yourself. Oh, you never could find nothing no way, see? Well, I'll be darned. Where'd you put me? You sneaked him out and hit him. I know.
George
I did nothing of the kind.
Smitty
Come on, tell me.
George
Why ain't so much as laid eyes on them loaves of bread? Smitty, I swear.
Smitty
Well, somebody's took them. They was in this oven here not five minutes ago.
George
You sure?
Smitty
Of course I'm sure. I come over, took a look at them, see if they was done just before you come in.
George
You don't suppose one of the burrows could have stolen, do you, while your back was turned?
Smitty
How could a burra lift up the lid of a Dutch oven carry off two loaves of bread?
George
We'd have to be educated.
Smitty
Lamest thing I ever knowed. Two loaves of bread disappearing into thin air.
George
Maybe you didn't bake them at all. Maybe you just dreamed it. You smelled them, didn't you? That's right, I did.
Smitty
Holy.
George
Yeah.
Smitty
Olie, look over yonder where I'm pointing. What's that sticking out from behind that big boulder? What?
George
It looks like a couple of long cactus leaves. It's a pair of ears, maybe.
Smitty
White ears Only it's.
George
Now, don't jump at conclusions, Smitty. Let's go.
Smitty
See, I told you this had happened, I knowed he'd turn up again.
George
Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.
Smitty
There. And you see I was right.
George
Sure enough. It's old Whitie.
Smitty
Don't.
George
What's the matter?
Smitty
Don't you dare give him a name.
George
Why not?
Smitty
Don't you know that once you name an animal he's yours?
George
Who says so?
Smitty
Why it stands to reason. You mean so long as he's got no name he's a stray, a stranger, a rank outsider. But just you give him a name, any kind of a name and he belongs to you.
Ole
I see.
Smitty
What are you laughing at?
George
For a stranger this fella has certainly made himself right at home. Look.
Smitty
My bread.
George
What's left of it.
Smitty
My beautiful fresh hot crusty bread. Oh you varmint you. You thieving little son of a rustler. You ferocious fuzz tail.
George
Careful Smitty, don't call him names.
Smitty
Calling him names ain't the same as giving him names. I can call him all the names in the dictionary if I feel like it. Yes, and I do.
George
Yes.
Smitty
Grin, grin. You lop eared, sawed off limb of Satan. You white curse. You evil eyed Aspenus, you. Well, I reckon I'll hit the hay.
George
Well you can turn in if you want. I'm going to set up a while longer. What fur? Oh, I just ain't sleepy, that's all. I'll smoke another pipe full and wait up for him.
Smitty
Huh?
George
Wait for who?
Smitty
You can't fool me, Olie. You're worrying about that burrow.
George
Do you suppose something has happened to him, Smitty?
Smitty
Well let's hope so. Then maybe our luck will change.
George
I can't see as we've had any bad luck on this trip.
Smitty
No, nor any good luck neither. We ain't smelled a smell of Orie.
George
Look.
Smitty
Where? Coming toward us out of the night.
George
What?
Smitty
It's. It's him.
George
The prodigal.
Smitty
Hush, hush will ya. If he hears you.
George
Well that ain't him. Why if it was him he'd be braying by now. That burro ain't makin a sound.
Smitty
It's his ghost then, come to hat us.
George
It's the spittin image. You're right Smitty, it is his ghost. No, him himself.
Smitty
What's he. What's he walking so queer for?
George
Why he's sick or hurt or something. What is it old boy? What's happened? Come over here by the fire where I can see you.
Smitty
His eyes is closed tight and his.
George
Head'S all swelled up.
Smitty
Say, what in tarnation.
George
Looks queer around the jaw, too. Open your mouth, fella, and let's have a look. Open your mouth.
Smitty
Won't, huh?
George
He can't. His teeth is clenched.
Smitty
What is it? Lock jaw?
George
Rattlesnake bite? Look here on the nose. You can see where the fangs went in. Yes, sir.
Smitty
He's done for. Then.
George
We may be able to save him.
Smitty
Save him?
George
We'll do our best, anyhow.
Smitty
Are you crazy?
George
Where's that permanganate of potassium?
Smitty
Holy.
George
Oh, here it is.
Smitty
What are you going to do?
George
Rub it in the wound, of course.
Smitty
Holy.
George
You stand still, old fellow. I won't hurt you. Now, this is going to do you good.
Smitty
Only have you went clean out of your senses. This critter's a jinx, a hoodoo.
George
We can't just stand by and watch him die.
Smitty
Well, why not? We don't want him. Nobody wants him.
George
That makes no difference. He's a poor dumb animal and he's in misery.
Smitty
Then put him out of it.
George
Well, just what I'm trying to do.
Smitty
I mean, shoot him, you fool.
George
No, you put that gun down.
Smitty
You quit working working on him then.
George
I can't, Smitty. Don't you see? I can't.
Smitty
Why can't you?
George
He come to us for help. He trusts us.
Smitty
Trusts us? A white burrow.
George
Well, taint his fault, he was born white. Only look, his eyes is opening. The potassium permanganate is beginning to work. Oh, his jaw is loosening. Now, if I can just get some whiskey down him.
Smitty
Hey, that's my whiskey.
George
It's our whiskey. Here, boy.
Smitty
Holy. I've stood for a lot. But if you pour so much as one drop of that liquor down that white varmint's throat, we bust up, you and me.
George
Tip your head back. That's it. Now let me stick the bottle in between your teeth. So.
Smitty
Holy. I'm warning you.
George
A little more now. We're through.
Smitty
Yeah, we're through, Smitty. You can take your pick of the burrs, Ole, and your share of the grub and things.
George
You're not going on?
Smitty
No, I'm going back to rhyolite.
Ole
And now, 10 days later, in a brilliantly lighted saloon in Rhyolite, we find Smitty doing his best to forget about Ole and the white burro.
Smitty
He's in his second childhood. That's all you can say for him.
George
Yeah, yeah.
Smitty
Have another. I don't mind if I do. Yes, sir. All he needs a nurse or a keeper or something. What's the matter how can you beat that? A burra walking straight in through the swinging doors. He's looking for a drink, sees heading straight for the bar. Jumping Jehoshaphat. It's the white burra.
George
What?
Smitty
Your burra I was just telling you about. He's come back to hoodoo me again. Ah, you're just seeing things.
Narrator
Here, have another drink.
Smitty
It's him, I tell you. Look. Look at that scar on his nose. That's where the rattlesnake bit him. Must mean Ole's back then. Funny he come back so soon. Said he was gonna stay out another 30 days. Say, maybe located something. Not with that white burrow alone.
George
Look out, look out.
Smitty
He's gonna bite you.
Narrator
Hey.
Smitty
Get away from me, you unlucky varmint. What do you mean grabbing hold of my coat? Let go of me. You hear me? Get away from me. Get out of here. Go on back to that old fool Ole. Yeah, that done it.
Narrator
He knows Oli's name all right, don't he?
Smitty
Why wouldn't he? Well, why don't you go? What are you standing there for? What are you looking at me like that for? Take them eyes off of me. You hear me?
George
Say.
Smitty
Say, he's trying to tell you something, Smitty. Oh, I ain't interested. Something's troubling him. Yeah, his conscience, maybe.
Narrator
You don't suppose something could have went.
Smitty
Wrong, do you, With Oie? Be his own fault if it did.
Narrator
I just wondered.
Smitty
Well, what could have happened to him?
Narrator
Oh, nothing.
Smitty
Most likely. O's a old desert rat. He knows all the water holes in Nevada. Got plenty of grub. Well, that being the case, how about another drink? No, no, I've had enough, thanks. This one's on the house. I can't stop now. All right, you. Where is he? Is he here in Rhyolite?
George
No.
Smitty
Then show me where. Hey, Submitted. Where you gone? Wherever this critter takes me. You mean I'm going to look up Olie?
Ole
Well, it was just about sundown of the third day out that they found him laying unconscious at the bottom of a narrow canyon.
George
Holy.
Smitty
Thank the Lord he's still alive.
George
Holy. Huh?
Smitty
It's me, Smitty.
George
Smitty.
Smitty
I come as fast as I could.
George
He brung you here, did he?
Smitty
Straight as a die.
George
Good boy. He.
Smitty
He turned up in Rhyolite just like.
George
I told him to.
Smitty
I knowed right off that something was wrong. What happened, Olie? Where you hurt?
George
My leg broke.
Smitty
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see.
George
I was following some float up the mountain. It Was getting dark. Like a fool, I didn't want to stop. And somehow or other I lost my.
Smitty
Foot in it and fell clear down here. Yeah. Oh, a wonder you wasn't killed outright.
George
Shows how tough I am. Gosh, I knowed I could never make it back to town, even if I had a burra to ride.
Smitty
What happened to your burrs?
George
They went off. I don't know where all but this fell. He stuck by me until I. I sent him away to get help. I figured I had enough water to last Meagle. You could get here if you'd come.
Smitty
Why, Olear, of course I'd come.
George
I. I didn't know. I was sort of afraid.
Smitty
You think I'd let you die out here alone?
George
Alone with my samples.
Smitty
Huh.
George
They're around here summers.
Smitty
Samples of war.
George
I run across something mighty good. Smitty. Here. Here's one of them. Take a good look at us.
Smitty
Let me see. High grade.
George
I'll say.
Smitty
Real picture, Rock.
George
I'll bet she has saves a trip to Europe for ton. If we wanted to go to Europe. Which we don't.
Smitty
We?
George
You and me.
Smitty
Oh, but.
George
But, Oli, we're still pardoners, ain't we, Smitty? Olea.
Smitty
I don't deserve it after the way I treated you.
George
Heck, you just saved my life, didn't you?
Smitty
It wasn't me. It was the white borough.
George
A white borough.
Smitty
Oleg?
George
Yeah.
Smitty
Have you named him yet?
George
No.
Smitty
Then let's give him a name now, Smitty. After all, he's earned it.
George
You know what it'll mean, don't you?
Smitty
That he'll be ours for the rest of his life?
George
Yes. All right.
Smitty
I'm willing.
Narrator
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Smitty
It.
Podcast Summary: "Death Valley Days 38-06-17 (398) The Burro Who Had No Name"
Podcast Information:
Death Valley Days transports listeners back to the early 20th century, weaving a tale of friendship, superstition, and redemption set against the rugged backdrop of the American desert. In this episode, titled "The Burro Who Had No Name," listeners follow the journey of two prospectors, Smitty and Ole, as they navigate challenges in their quest for fortune.
Setting the Stage: The story unfolds in the mining camp of Rhyolite in the year 1905. Smitty and Ole are preparing for their expedition into the hills, reliant on a team of burros to carry their supplies.
The Purchase of the Burros:
Introduction of the White Burro:
Early Signs of Trouble:
Growing Tensions:
The Rattlesnake Incident:
Smitty’s Departure:
Redemption and Reconciliation:
Superstition vs. Pragmatism:
Trust and Partnership:
Human vs. Animal Bonding:
Smitty on Pricing:
“We’ll give you two of the finest riding bars in Nevada... $35 for a pack burro and 50 for a saddle burro.”
[05:04]
Smitty on the White Burro’s Luck:
“Why them pack animals bring 35. Holy smokes.”
[05:20]
Smitty’s Frustration:
“You ain’t suggesting that we buy that white Jack? Well, pay $15 for a Jonah, a jinx, a hoodoo only. You’re crazy.”
[06:15]
Smitty’s Confrontation:
“We could swing $15. You think I’d be fool enough to go prospecting with a white bur? Hey, what’s the matter with a white bur? Why, they’re unlucky, that’s what.”
[06:03]
Smitty’s Ultimatum:
“I mean it, Oli. You and me’s been prospecting together since Panamint days... Our trails is going to part, so help me.”
[06:45]
Reconciliation Moment:
“We’re still pardoners, ain’t we, Smitty?”
“He’s earned it.”
[23:25] - [23:29]
"The Burro Who Had No Name" serves as a compelling narrative exploring the dynamics of friendship, the impact of superstition, and the profound bonds between humans and animals. Through the trials faced by Smitty and Ole, listeners witness a journey from mistrust and conflict to understanding and unity. The white burro, once a symbol of bad luck, ultimately becomes a beacon of redemption, embodying the unforeseen ways in which trust and cooperation can overcome adversity.
This episode exemplifies the timeless appeal of Death Valley Days, offering rich storytelling that resonates with themes of loyalty, resilience, and the human spirit's capacity for change.