
Edens Shampoo 19xx.xx.xx Sorority Dance With Freddie Martin
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Tom Blaine
Is that guy with the binoculars watching us?
Doug
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Singer
You're beautiful tonight, my dear. So wonderful tonight, my dear. You're like a vision. Lovely to see it's love's admission coming from me.
Tom Blaine
Good evening. Good evening. This is Tom Blaine, newspaper man saying a hello and a cheerio to you again. I've got a fine assignment tonight to report a college sorority dance where my favorite dance orchestra. Uh huh. Freddie Martin is providing the rhythmic encouragement. Would you like to look in on the party with me? Then come along as the guest of Eden's wake, the new liquid dry shampoo. We get places fast and arrive just as Freddy Martin is starting a dance. Nice looking youngsters, aren't they? And lots of energy. Will they mind if we dance? Not at all. The more the merrier with them. Come on. These youngsters like Freddy Martin. Music too, it seems. Well, it's young music, modern and lively. But before we hear more, I've got to go into my reporting number for the maker of Eden's liquid dry shampoo and say, I thought when I came to the stash tonight I'd be able to tell some of these coeds about this modern method of shampooing. Instead they've been telling me they know all about Eden's. And are they using it. One very pretty little girl was just saying to me that this remarkable liquid dry shampoo has cut down her permanent and finger wave expenses so much that now she's almost able to keep within her allowance each month. And furthermore, her permanent now is deeper and softer. Of course she also raved about the fact that Eden's is so easy and quick to use. Gives a thorough and beautifying shampoo in just a few minutes. Ah, but the girls and boys are calling for another dance.
Singer
And there goes Fredd.
Sam. The girl of my dreams Is the sweetest girl of all the girls I know each sweet poet like a rainbow trail fades in the afterblow the blue of her eyes and the gold of her hair Is the blend of the western sky and the moonlight beams and the girl of my dreams she's a sweetheart of sweet.
Tom Blaine
What do co EDS talk about? Well, there are two of them sitting off by themselves, engaged in a very earnest conversation. I've got to eavesdrop. Will you join me?
College Girl
Well, Mabs, you seem to have put your exclusive trademark on Bill Rogers. Tell me, how does it seem to have this year's football captain dating you all the time? Well, of course I'm very proud. Yeah, but even the thrill of having an All American halfback. Plus you have certain drawbacks. Do you know what that man did to me today? No, what? Well, now, he knew we were coming to this dance for him, and yet he insisted that I sit in the stands all afternoon and watch football practice. Well, don't you usually go out to watch your idol gallop through the Scrubs? Yes, but this afternoon I wanted to go to the hairdressers and have my hair fixed for tonight. But he insisted that it looked all right. So I sat there in the stands until practice ended. Well, your hair looks all right now. In fact, it looks marvelous. Oh, but you should have seen it when I got back to the house at 6:00'. Clock. Oh, it was a pipe blown every which way and was all full of dust and dirt. But tell me, what did you do? Why, the shops must have been all closed by that time. Yes, they were closed. And I knew if I shampooed my hair with soap and water myself, it would never get dry in time. And my wig would have been washed out too. Well, by that time. Tell you, I was just past the point of knowing what to do or even caring. I was just weeping all over the place. And then, mind you, Millie Andrews came along and saved the day. She did? How? Well, she took one look at me and then ran to her room and came back with a bottle of the most priceless stuff. Eden's. It's called Eden's Liquid Rye Shampoo. Oh, I've heard of that, Mabs. I was thinking of trying it myself. Tell me, how was it? Well, look it and see the results for yourself. I had a good shampoo with Eden and I brought my way back to life like magic. Why, it looks just as though you just had a finger wave, doesn't it? And Millie Andrews says that using Edens has made her finger weights last twice as long as you. Then here comes my big football man looking for me. Oh, you. See you later, Sally. And listen, now, try Eden. You'll be mad about it.
Tom Blaine
Well, those co EDS certainly learn about things fast, don't they, Alice? There, I see that Freddy Martin is ready for the next number. Go into a football song, Fred.
Singer
You gotta be a football hero to get along with a beautiful girl. You gotta be a touchdown getter. You bet. If you wanna get a baby to pet. The fact that you are rich or handsome won't get you anything in curls. You gotta be a football hero to get along with the beautiful girls.
College Girl
Ram.
Tom Blaine
I certainly enjoy watching these college youngsters having a good time. But I've got to get back to the old news factory. Don't forget, ladies, that Eden's the liquid Dry Shampoo is on sale at drug and department stores and specialty shops. An Eden Dry shampoo costs only 4 or 5 cents. And your hair is clean. Edens are so quick and easy to use. And no soap, no lather, no wet messiness. That counts a lot these days when colds are prevalent. This modern liquid dry shampoo also makes your natural or permanent wave last longer. It saves you lots of money. Get Eden's Dry Shampoo tomorrow and see what a miracle worker it is. Well, I've got to run now. Good night. Until next week.
Singer
You're beautiful tonight, my dear. So wonderful tonight, my dear. You're like a vision lovely. It's love's admission coming from me. Why your glorious flight, my tears for dangerous tonight might be an angel in disguise. The devil's in your eyes but you're beautiful tonight, my dear.
Doug
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Tom Blaine
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Doug
Cut the camera.
Singer
They see us.
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Tom Blaine
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Episode: Edens Shampoo – Sorority Dance With Freddie Martin
Date: November 6, 2025
Host: Tom Blaine (as the main reporter/narrator within the historical show context)
This episode transports listeners to the golden era of live radio, capturing the atmosphere of a lively college sorority dance, where Freddie Martin and his orchestra set the musical backdrop for an evening of youthful camaraderie. Host "Tom Blaine," acting as a newspaper reporter, brings the audience along for a night of music, conversation, and a peek into 1940s college social life. The episode seamlessly weaves in product placement for Eden’s Liquid Dry Shampoo, using genuine storytelling and in-character testimonials.
“Would you like to look in on the party with me? Then come along…” – Tom Blaine [01:14]
“This remarkable liquid dry shampoo has cut down her permanent and finger wave expenses so much that now she's almost able to keep within her allowance each month.” – Tom Blaine [02:04]
“I knew if I shampooed my hair with soap and water myself, it would never get dry in time. And my wave would have been washed out too.” – Mabs [06:47]
“Then, mind you, Millie Andrews came along and saved the day...came back with a bottle of the most priceless stuff. Eden's. It's called Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo.” – Mabs [07:19]
“Try Eden. You’ll be mad about it!” – Mabs [07:59]
“You gotta be a football hero to get along with a beautiful girl...” – Singer [08:45]
On Young Love & Hair Troubles:
“I sat there in the stands until practice ended … Oh, it was a pipe blown every which way and was all full of dust and dirt. … And then, mind you, Millie Andrews came along and saved the day.” – Mabs [06:40–07:19]
Peer Endorsement:
“Then here comes my big football man looking for me. Oh, you. See you later, Sally. And listen, now, try Eden. You’ll be mad about it.” – Mabs [07:55]
Host’s Sign-Off:
“Well, I've got to run now. Good night. Until next week.” – Tom Blaine [12:16]
The episode is lighthearted, upbeat, and filled with period-specific charm. Dialogue is natural, sometimes playful, and always in keeping with the wholesome, family-friendly ethos of golden age radio.
This episode stands as a vibrant time capsule, capturing music, collegiate life, and classic radio marketing woven into a single, charming episode. Product endorsements are seamlessly integrated into character conversations, lending authenticity and nostalgia, while the live music and student banter offer a glimpse into pre-television American social life.