
Edens Shampoo 19xx.xx.xx Sorority Dance With Freddie Martin
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Unknown Singer
You're beautiful tonight, my dear. So wonderful tonight, my dear. You're like a vision. Lovely to see it's love's admission coming from.
Tom Blaine
Good evening. Good evening. This is Tom Blaine, newspaper man, saying a hello and a cheerio to you again. I've got a fine assignment tonight to report a college sorority dance where my favorite dance orchestra, uh huh. Freddie Martins is providing the rhythmic encouragement. Would you like to look in on the party with me? Then come along as the guest of Eden's wake. The new liquid dry shampoo. We get places fast and arrive just as Freddy Martin is starting a D. Nice looking youngsters, aren't they? And lots of energy. Will they mind if we dance? Not at all. The more the merrier with them. Come on. These youngsters like Freddie Martin's music too, it seems. Well, it's young music, modern and lively. But before we hear more, I've got to go into my reporting number for the maker of Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo and say, I thought when I came to the stash tonight I'd be able to tell some of these coeds about this modern method of shampooing. Instead they've been telling me they know all about Eden's. And are they using it. One very pretty little girl was just saying to me that this remarkable liquid dry shampoo has cut down her permanent and finger wave expenses so much that now she's almost able to keep within her allowance each month. And furthermore, her permanent now is deeper and softer. Of course she also raved about the fact that Eden's is so easy and quick to use, gives a thorough and beautifying shampoo in just a few minutes. Ah, but the girls and boys are calling for another dance, Dan. There goes Fredd.
Unknown Singer
The girl of my dreams is the sweetest girl of all the girls I know each sweet poet like the rainbow thread fades in the afterblow.
Mab
The blue.
Unknown Singer
Of her eyes and the gold of her head Is the blend of the western star and the moonlight beam from the girl of my dreams She's a sweetheart of sin upon.
Tom Blaine
What do co eds talk about? Well, there are two of them sitting off by themselves engaged in a very earnest conversation. I've got to eavesdrop. Will you join me?
Mab
Well Mav, you seem to have put your exclusive trademark on Bill Rogers. Tell me, how does it seem to have this year's football captain dating you all the time? Well, of course I'm very proud. Yeah, but even the thrill of having an all American halfback. Plus you have certain drawbacks. Do you know what that man did to me today? No, what? Well, now, he knew we were coming to this dance tonight and yet he insisted that I sit in the stands all afternoon and watch football practice. Well, don't you usually go out to watch your idol gallop through the Scrubs? Well, yes, but this afternoon I wanted to go to the hairdresser's and have my hair fixed for night. Yes, but he insisted that it looked all right. So I sat there in the stands until practice ended. Well, your hair looks all right now. In fact, it looks marvelous. Oh, but you should have seen it when I got back to the house at 6:00. Oh, it was a pipe blown every which way and was all full of dust and dirt. But tell me, what did you do? Why, the shops must have been all closed by that time. Yes, they were closed. And I knew if I shampooed my hair with soap and water myself, it would never get dry in time. And my wave would have been washed out too. Well, by that time. Tell you, I would just pass the point of knowing what to do or even caring. I was just weeping all over the place. And then, mind you, Millie Andrews came along and saved the day. She did? How? Well, she took one look at me and then ran to her room and came back with a bottle of the most priceless stuff. Eden's is called Eden's Liquid Lye Shampoo. Oh, I've heard of that, Mab. I was thinking of trying it myself. Tell me, how was it? Well, look, if you see the results for yourself, I had a good shampoo with Eden and I brought my way back to life like magic. Why, it looks just as though you just had a finger wave. Doesn't? And Millie Andrews says that using Edens has made her finger weight last twice as long as you. Oh, there comes my big football man looking for me. Oh, you see you Lady Sally. And listen now try Eden. You'll be mad about it.
Tom Blaine
Well, those coeds certainly learn about things fast, don't they? Ah, but there I see that Freddy Martin is ready for the next number. Go into a football song, Fred.
Freddy Martin
You gotta be a football hero to get along with the beautiful girls. You gotta be a touchdown together. You bet. If you want to get a baby to pet. The fact that you are rich or handsome will get you anything in curls. You got to be a football hero to get along with the beautiful girls.
Tom Blaine
I certainly enjoy watching these college youngsters having a good time, but I've got to get back to the old news factory. Don't forget, ladies, that Eden's the liquid dry shampoo is on sale at drug and department stores and specialty shops. An Eden Dry shampoo costs only 4 or 5 cents. And your hair is clean. Edens are so quick and easy to use. And no soap, no lather, no wet messiness. That counts a lot these days when colds are prevalent. This modern liquid dry shampoo also makes your natural or permanent wave last longer. It saves you lots of money. Get Eden's Dry Shampoo tomorrow and see what a miracle worker it is. Well, I've got to run now. Good night. Until next week.
Unknown Singer
You're beautiful tonight, my dear. So wonderful tonight, my dear. You're like a vision, lovely. It's love's admission coming from me. Why your glorious flight, my dear, so dangerous tonight Might an angel in disguise. The devil's in your eyes. But you're beautiful tonight, my dear.
Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – "Edens Shampoo 19xx.xx.xx Sorority Dance With Freddie Martin"
Episode Overview Released on March 24, 2025, the episode titled "Edens Shampoo 19xx.xx.xx Sorority Dance With Freddie Martin" takes listeners back to the Golden Age of Radio. Hosted by Harold's Old Time Radio, this episode captures the vibrant atmosphere of a college sorority dance, seamlessly blending live performances with engaging storytelling and product promotion. The focal point of the night is the dance orchestra led by the beloved Freddie Martin, set against the backdrop of Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo sponsorship.
Event Coverage The episode opens with a melodic introduction by an unknown singer setting a romantic mood for the evening. At [00:38], host Tom Blaine greets the audience:
"Good evening. Good evening. This is Tom Blaine, newspaper man, saying a hello and a cheerio to you again." [00:38]
Tom invites listeners to join him at a lively college sorority dance sponsored by Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo. He paints a vivid picture of the event:
"We get places fast and arrive just as Freddy Martin is starting a D. Nice looking youngsters, aren't they? And lots of energy." [00:38]
Tom emphasizes the youthful and energetic crowd, keen on dancing to Freddie Martin's modern and lively music.
Promotion of Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo A significant portion of the episode centers around the promotion of Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo. Tom transitions into a reporting segment, sharing his interactions with the sorority members:
"I thought when I came to the stash tonight I'd be able to tell some of these coeds about this modern method of shampooing. Instead, they've been telling me they know all about Eden's." [00:38]
One coed shares her positive experience:
"This remarkable liquid dry shampoo has cut down her permanent and finger wave expenses so much that now she's almost able to keep within her allowance each month." [00:38]
Another testimonial highlights the product's efficiency and effectiveness:
"Eden's is so easy and quick to use, gives a thorough and beautifying shampoo in just a few minutes." [00:38]
Testimonials and Eavesdropped Conversations At [05:36], Tom Blaine introduces an insightful segment where he eavesdrops on a conversation between two sorority members, Mab and her friend:
Mab: "Well Mav, you seem to have put your exclusive trademark on Bill Rogers. Tell me, how does it seem to have this year's football captain dating you all the time?" [05:45]
The dialogue delves into the challenges of maintaining hairstyles amidst busy schedules, leading to a glowing endorsement of Eden's Shampoo:
"Eden's is called Eden's Liquid Lye Shampoo. Oh, I've heard of that, Mab. I was thinking of trying it myself." [05:45]
Mab continues to praise the product:
"If you see the results for yourself, I had a good shampoo with Eden and I brought my way back to life like magic." [05:45]
These authentic interactions underscore the widespread acceptance and appreciation of Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo among the students.
Musical Performances Freddie Martin's orchestra plays a central role in creating the night's ambiance. At [07:37], Tom reintroduces Freddie Martin for his next musical number:
"Freddy Martin is ready for the next number. Go into a football song, Fred." [07:37]
Freddie Martin delivers an upbeat tune celebrating football heroes and their allure:
"You gotta be a football hero to get along with the beautiful girls. You gotta be a touchdown together." [08:15]
His performance encapsulates the youthful spirit of the event, blending sports and romance with catchy melodies.
Final Promotion and Conclusion As the evening winds down, Tom returns to highlight the benefits and availability of Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo:
"Eden's the liquid dry shampoo is on sale at drug and department stores and specialty shops. An Eden Dry shampoo costs only 4 or 5 cents." [11:17]
He reiterates the product's convenience:
"No soap, no lather, no wet messiness. That counts a lot these days when colds are prevalent." [11:17]
Tom concludes the episode with a heartfelt endorsement:
"Get Eden's Dry Shampoo tomorrow and see what a miracle worker it is." [11:17]
The episode wraps up with a reprise of the opening song, bringing the night's events full circle and leaving listeners with a lasting impression of both the joyous dance and the remarkable benefits of Eden's Liquid Dry Shampoo.
Notable Quotes Summary
Conclusion "Edens Shampoo 19xx.xx.xx Sorority Dance With Freddie Martin" masterfully intertwines entertainment with effective product promotion, embodying the essence of old-time radio shows. Through engaging storytelling, genuine testimonials, and lively musical performances, the episode offers a nostalgic glimpse into a bygone era where radio was the heart of family entertainment.