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Each weekday morning, Monday through Friday, KB invite you to join the Exit 8 gang for 45 minutes of madness, mirth and music. The authentic record of actual happening from the files of the Pushmataha Police Department Sagnet, brought to you by Fat Emers the Longer Cigarette. If you open a pack of Fat Emas and find one that's not at least four feet long, do you know what the makers of Fat Emas will do? I don't either. My name's Sergeant Thursby. My partner is Cesar O'Mearo. We're working on robbery details. For the past three weeks, there's been a notorious wave of bobby pin robberies. It's a hot day in Bushmataha. Romero and I are walking down the street in our shorts. We've been asked to investigate a recent holdup at the Van Burp mansion. Just as we drive in front of the house. Okay, here's the place. Here it is. Thursday. Okay, stop the car. Why don't you learn to drive, Romero? I wasn't driving Thursday. You were. A pretty lousy excuse. Well, let's go in. Yeah. Got the burglar tools? We don't have to break in this place. I know, but we gotta get out of the car. Follow me. We'll go out through the muffler. Kind of dark in here. Never mind, Romero. Just keep moving. Okay, I'll knock at the door. All right, wise guy. Where are the suspects? Follow me, sir. Right this way. Look at him, sir. I'll tell, I'll tell, I'll tell. I know who the murderer was. Quiet, sister. Quiet. My job's tough enough. If there was a murder, take it up with someone else. Yeah, we're investigating a robbery. Who do you think stole them bobby pins? Who's been acting strange around here? Well, there are a lot of strange people around here. Strange acting he is too. And so is he. Please. That last one's my partner, Romero. Say, you were the two foreheads. Who are those people sitting in the corner on the floor, cracking walnuts between their toes? Ooh, that's Richard. Richard who? We don't know. One day we left the front door open, and the next time we looked in the corner, there they were, cracking walnut. Doesn't that ever bother you? Only want to walk around barefooted. Yeah. Well, look, mister, I think I know who's been swiping all these bobby pins. It's the De Antley brothers, Joe and Ray. Now, where are they? Oh, Deatley brothers. Well, I got bad news. Last I saw him, the police were shooting at him. Got one of the De Antley boys too. Killed one, eh? Was it Joe or Ray? Well, when the smoke cleared, I saw jodiantly dead. But I saw radiantly alive. Incredible, no? In hardest water, more radiant than cream shampoos. More radiant than any soap shampoo ever made. And, ladies, just listen to this. In Prel's daring shampoo comparison tests, a woman has one side of her head washed with Prel in hard water, the other side washed the same way with another type shampoo. Then women from studio audiences are asked to pick the side that looks more radiantly alive. And without knowing which side was washed with preliminary, more than 96 out of every 100 women pick the Prel side for extra radiance. Just a Moment ago, Joe O'Neal told me what the next tune was. At first I thought he was just clearing his throat. He said, it's Rachmanov's Prelude says no, no, no, no. The underarm deodorant that stops that O Vito no Says no, no, no, no. Meo says no to under ar and now here's our lovely lady of the harp, Lorraine Bman she play. That was the Door. The door. No, no. That was the entertaining A playing. The door. The door. No, Frank, that was. That was Frank, Listen. Isn't that someone knocking at the door? Knocking? I didn't hear anything. Well, I'm just sure I heard. There. There it is again. Come in. Oh, just our mailboy, Burt. Can't he get arrested for flying so low? Now, look, Wally, just step into the world of power, loyalty and luck. I'm Gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. With family. Cannolis and spins mean everything. 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Actors present for your enjoyment a play retitled Romero and Julius, written by Bill himself, RSVP P. S. Please let us know if you can come. Signed Morgenthau and Francois. Theater actors, directors, writers, producers and money takers. Do I understand that we're invited to a play given by Morganthau and Francois? Well, I. I think so. I believe it's Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Gosh, I. I had no idea those boys were so dramatically minded, Frank. Now we gotta be sure to see this play. I wonder how the rehearsals are coming along. The boys probably working the actors to death, making them practice their lines over and over. Rehearsing, rehearsing, rehearsing. That's right, Morgenthau, you really right. You hear that cow, Morgenthau? See a rob floor should be the street anytime. Whose deal is it? Well, I guess so. Might as well get on with the rehearsal. Taking places everybody. Now dis here is the scene in Romero and Julius where lover boy is stand in the garden underneath the balcony and make love long dozen styles. He sing a little to her, then he throw a few kessels up at her. First thing we knows is dat a papa who don't like Romel nohow all kind of cuz the families is feuding. He done here all love making and he gonna put a stop to it. All right, pleasers, Ready? Go. Romero. Romero. Where is you boy? There you is, hiding under the pussy willow tree. Oh, I sees you done wrong. Along. Yo, git. Play me a love song, man. Romero, you know you good. Now climb up here in that roast husk and I'll reward you with a kiss. Nancy, climb right on up. Boy. You singing really sad me. That singing really sad me too. Julius, my daughter. But it don't send me far enough. I can still hear it. By the by, who is your boyfriend tonight? Oh, Father, that there's Romero. Romero? What his first name? Caesar? No, Pappy. Then must be that no account, monkey boy. Ain't I done told you I don't want you fraterizing with him? Now I find him climbing up my trellis. But Pappy. Don't Pappy me. Where's that bucket of water? Oh, here it is. Look out, Romero, he still come up. Where them rocks I keep with just such occasions. Oh, here it is. Get away. That ain't gonna stop him. Where's my axe? Axe? Pappy, you ain't gonna hit him with it, is you? No, I don't want to cut the trellis off the building. Look out, Romero. That's all. That ain't in the script. I ain't going to stand for it. Where the phone, I go no cows, Bill. You go be a chic square. No, I going to Kalb, Illinois. Chief Ramsey is one of over a million people who have changed a new Conoco super motor oil in the past year. Tell us about it, Chief Ramsey. My police car has to cover plenty of territory here in DeKalb. That means patrolling the streets and catching speeders, traffic control and lots of stop and go driving. In fact, my car has to be in tip top engine shape every minute. So when I heard about 50,000 miles nowhere, we change it over to new Conoco super. Time for us to call on the Sons of the Range featuring their trio With a tune called. With a tune called. Let me in. Let me in I hear laughter Let me in Open up the door Let me in I hear music I don't wanna weep no more Please open the door to a stranger who's weary of trouble and strife I'll ring you a song on my banjo and tell you the tears of my life Now I have many dear friends in St. Louis I have many dear friends in St. Paul as soon as the share of forgiveness me I hope to be back with them all Let me in I hear laughter Let me in Open up the door Let me in I hear music I don't want to weep no more well, I wooed a young maid through the valley up mountains and around every tree But I Never tasted her kisses cuz she could run faster than me. I caught a widow with money and all of it locked in a keg but she had a hound dog named Sunny. Just look at these teeth on my leg. Let me in. I hear laughs Let me in. Open up the door. Let me in. I hear music, I don't wanna weep no more. Oh mother, how you tried to warn me. Oh mother, you said not to roam. How true are the words that you told me. Oh mother, I'm longin for home. Let me in. I hear laughter. Let me in. Open up the door. Let me in. I hear music I don't wanna weep no more. For a shine that is fine. You shine all shine. Olive. Good news for your shoes and that's all. Oh here are the facts. It's got four kinds of wax. It's good for the leather, in all kinds of weather. For a sign that'll last and goes on so fast, Ask the man for a can of piccino Shylock. Now meteorological. Hello, it is Ryan. And I was on a flight the other day playing one of my favorite social spin slot games on jumbacasino.com I looked over the person sitting next to me and you know what they were doing? They were also playing Chumba Casino. Everybody's loving having fun with it. 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It's going to be partly cloudy today and tomorrow with a few afternoon and nighttime nutrition showers in the east in the extreme south portion up Missouri. Well, I don't know whether to get a Missouri forecast or not because everybody from Missouri is down here at the horse show, particularly our friends from Kansas City and Oklahoma. Oh, well, you Fellers, it ain't fortunate enough. Missouri, partly cloudy today and tomorrow. So you gain nothing by staying home. Oklahoma, partly cloudy and continued warm today and tomorrow afternoon and night time. Thunder boomers mostly in the west north portion. And it might not even get above 96 today. And for Tulsa in vicinity generally fair and continued hot Friday, partly cloudy and a little cooler Saturday, might even showers. I don't believe it's going to get over 95 years. Say, Walt, don't you think today would be rather a good day? Call A. Oh, excuse me. I'll get that, folks. Hello, Exit. Who is it, Frank? Dolores, a switchboard operator. How's that, Dolores? A long distance call from Benito Groer in Italy for exit 8. I'm afraid there's been some mistake, Dolores. We don't know anything about Benito Groer. Did I hear someone say Benito Groer calling from Italy? Yes. Isn't it silly? Why would someone have that phone? You don't have to. Hello? Put him on. After all, Frank, there are a few people. Hello, Benito. Walt. Sure. Dan, Fanny, Benny, tusavela hoochamakula. Yeah, well, passa manuna bula bulla. Hip array. That's right, Benito. Hmm? I said passamadu. Don't you understand English or Italian? Sure. Vianney Madonna dusa nozza pasimguna. Fetch a Coca Cola. All right, Benito. Harry Potter. Well, just a minute. Walt here from Edie Washburn. And your next tune entitled. Shut up. Shut up. Must be a new tune. I don't think I've ever. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What was all that business over the phone? Who's this guy? Benito Grower. Frank, you don't mean to stand there and tell me you've never heard of Benito Groer, the famous Italian radio announcer? No. First thing you know, you'll try to tell me you've never heard of that other great Italian announcer, Don Sona Wilsona. No, no, I never have. Furthermore, it was all that pig Latin you were spouting that was Italian. And if you must know, Benito called me to ask my advice about whether to accept a new sponsor who wants on their network that Italian soft drink. Coca Cola wants to put on a program featuring Martin Downer. I told him I thought it would be all right. I understand that he asked your advice. He's crazy. Why? Well, Frank, the last time I was in Italy, I paid a visit to the Italian radio station and became very good friends with Benito. He liked American radio podcast. I know he's crates and wanted to copy them as much as he could. So he had me sit in the studio while they broadcast their program so I could make notes about what they were doing wrong. Gosh, Frank, I can almost hear it now. They were just finishing up a news program. And in Milan, this last news item. Pasquale DiMaggio was arrested today for taking action into a Chinese restaurant owned by Chung. Chop Chop was so mad, when he's get a Pasquale into court, they think chop suey. And that's the latest news HOV Carlton Bona reporting. Remember, three chimes mean the good times on sbc. The spaghetti broadcast in the company one me you in tune with xvwb. The was up to one battle. Say, ladies, when you do your wash, does you use super suds? Well, take my advice and use suds super make a big mess. Now we rejoin the network. Now the greatest quiz to show in a idle smash of the bank. I'm a smash of the bank for 16 liter I must measure the bank for 25 a lira I'm a smash the bank and don't get nothing. Sh. He's smashing the bank. Ladies and gentlemen, before we get to our quiz contestants, I'm wanna introduce to you our guest for today it's none other than the Andrews Sisters, Maxine, Laverne and Pastrami, who is a singer for us. And now, banker, you Andrew the Fistel. Phew. Shoot. Shoot. I think you girls can really sing. That's nice. As they say in America has no flies under you. Oh, yes, there is flies under me. You mean there's a fly under you. Oh, shoo. There's a fly. One of me Blue bonnet margarine gives all three flavor nutrition economy. It's time now to hear from Edie Watchbar. And I Little song bird. Edie, what's it going to be this morning? Well, the fellas are going to sing with me on. It's a. An old retitled Maggie Blues. 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The amazing life of that credulous, cantankerous, cautious catcher of criminals, Kerlock Combs and his foremost faithful, fat headed friend, Fleetwood Flotsam. Today's adventure is entitled the Breathless Canine or the Dog who Lost His Pants. As we look in on the great slot asleuth we find Combs fashionably attired in his lounging clothes of khaki knickers, blue denim leggings and plywood opera pumps. He and Dr. Flotsam in the middle of an exciting, important scientific experiment. Combs has his eye on the floor. Dr. Flotsam, be a good fellow and reach down and hand me my eyes if anything's fallen out again. But of course. There you are seeking help there on the floor. That strange, hairy looking little animal. Don't worry, blossom, it can't hurt you. It fell off your head when you bent over at your toupee. What? I really. Well, I'll just stick it back on my head. One moment, please. Hold it. There's something written on your scalp. Really? Hold still f. While I read it. His Combs. Don't stick your nose in the murder case involving the hounds of the basket. This is mine. Signed, Bulldog Drummond. P.S. if you value your life, heed my warning. So this rank amateur thinks he can scare me? Answer the door, Flotsam. There's no answer. Door. That's your knee. Oh, well, I'm going to enter the case anyway. Come, Plotsum, let's go. But c. What about our experiment? Oh, yes, yes. We'll hurry through it. There. There you are. There they are. Full. Now for the experiment. Me first. Chug along. Chug along. Chug along. Chug along. Chug along. Chug. There. Now you, Flotsam. Chugalog, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug. Now, Count, do you feel any effect? None. Do you? None. Whatso Aha. The exclusion experiment was a success. Flotsam can't chug a loud. Poor old chap. Oh, come on, Flotsam. Over my shoulder you go. We've a murder to solve. Come, come, wake up. Flotsam. Snap out of it. Do you hear me? Snap out of it. Oh. Oh. Where am I? We're in the garden of the old tripping trap mentioned. What's happened to me? I can't see. Everything is black. Of course it's night, but. Shh. You hear that? I don't hear anything. Neither do I. Quiet out here, isn't it? Tell me, Flotsam, I know you're upset, but must you bark at me? It wasn't I, Flotsam. That came from the other side of the hedge. There. There they go again. Something or someone is agitating them. Well, cold. Let's crawl over by the hedge and listen. Right. Come, Flotsam. But be quiet, Kate. It is quiet, isn't it? One moment, Combs. What if one of those monsters should mistake us for Red Heart? Never fear, Flotsam. Luckily I happen to have an antidote with me. If you look in my powder horn, you'll notice three gallons of distilled water. Water Combs? What? I don't. Don't you see, my good fellow? With this syringe I have in my hand, we'll inject the distilled water in our veins. Now hurry, open the powder horn and hand me the water. Very well. Combs. Combs. Combs. 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