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Eleventh Hour [SA] xxxxxx 04 Accident On Curve aka The Actor
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Michael
Packages by Expedia. You were made to be rechargeable. We were made to package flights, hotels and hammocks for less. Expedia made to travel time, the silent herald of life and death, success or failure. The unseen force that measures man's destiny, reaching its most fateful moment as it slowly strikes the 11th hour. Sam, it wouldn't have happened if Janet hadn't been in such a filthy temper. Now, let's be fair. If we both hadn't been in such a filthy temper. We always drove down to our cottage near Aylesbury on Saturday night after the show. For we both had long parts in the play and felt we needed a weekend in the country. The play, Murder Without Motive, had been running for 12 months and, well, maybe it was getting us down a bit. Anyway, that particular Saturday, Janet wanted to go on to a party and I didn't. We spent most of the evening arguing about it. We both got more and more stubborn. The result was that we finished up by going to the party, which didn't please me, and leaving it after an hour, which didn't please Janet. And because we were so busy slanging each other, I forgot to fill up with petrol before we left London.
Janet
Need to drive quite soon. So for us, Michael.
Michael
Well, we've wasted enough time as it is.
Janet
Oh, rubbish. We'll be at the cottage by three.
Michael
We'd have been there by two if you.
Janet
If we hadn't gone to the party. All right, for the amount of time we stayed, we might just as well have not gone at all. Now, I suppose you'll moan about it for the whole weekend.
Michael
Well, if you will persist in being so bad tempered, I.
Janet
Me, bad tempered? Well, you've done nothing but sulk all the way from town. And while we're in the party, you look like a regular cray pan.
Michael
And it was dreary. And I was born, so it wasn't very bright.
Janet
Is that my fault?
Michael
Well, you insisted on going.
Janet
I thought Seligman might be there.
Michael
Yes, and you wanted to try and talk him into giving you a part in his new film.
Janet
Well, what's wrong with that?
Michael
Seligman?
Janet
Oh, don't tell me you're getting jealous.
Michael
We're not that hard up for work. In fact, there's no need for you to work at all for a while. Why don't you have a rest and.
Janet
Start raising a family? I told you, I'll think about it.
Michael
Yes, that's as far as you get.
Janet
Michael. You took that corner much too far.
Michael
I know what I'm doing.
Janet
And so do I. You're just being pig headed. Now. Slow down for this one. Slow down.
Michael
Michael.
Janet
Haven't you any. Michael, look out.
Michael
It wasn't my fault. But it served me right because I was going too fast. The big lorry was slewed three parts of the way across the lane. Quite evidently I wasn't the only one who'd taken the corner too fast. We hit the rear of it with a glancing blow, shot up the bank and down again and pulled up in the middle of the lane some 30 yards further off. You all right, darling?
Janet
Yes, I'm all right. It wasn't your fault, Michael.
Lenny
Get out, both of you.
Michael
What's biting you? The accident wasn't. Out.
Lenny
Are you getting out or do I pull you out?
Michael
Look here, I. Shut up. Move. Lenny. All deal. Take your hands off me.
Max
All that.
Michael
Oh, you.
Lenny
What? You got a comment to you?
Max
Hey, Lenny, cut it out.
Lenny
What's the idea?
Max
Cut it out, I said. I'll deal with it, Doc. You want me to get. I said I'll deal with it.
Michael
Now get back to the lorry. The big oaf reluctantly released me and slouched off, leaving me wondering whether I'd have a broken neck in another couple of seconds. As I tried to massage some feeling back into my shoulder, I watched the second man wearily. He was a tough, hard faced looking individual, but at least he didn't try to tear me into two pieces.
Max
You've had a lucky escape.
Michael
Yes, so it seems. One way and another.
Max
You took that corner too fast.
Michael
Yes, and it looks as if you did just the same a few minutes earlier.
Max
That's right. I think we'd both better forget about it, don't you?
Michael
Well, that's a thought. Is your lolly. Damn it.
Max
Nothing that a lick of paint won't put right.
Michael
Well, we've only dented a mudguard. So in that case we'll get going again.
Max
Yes, you do that.
Janet
Your friend's a bit primitive, isn't he?
Max
You're being funny or just plain nosy.
Janet
Oh, you're a bit touchy as well, Janet.
Max
Think so? I wouldn't be too curious if I were you, lady.
Michael
Pipe down, Jem. We don't want any more trouble.
Janet
They are an odd couple.
Michael
Very. I could think of other descriptions as well.
Janet
I noticed you weren't anxious to linger.
Michael
Are you kidding? Didn't you notice what the large gentleman had in his hand?
Janet
No, I couldn't see.
Michael
It was a cosh.
Janet
Well, I'm not altogether surprised. The other one kept his hand in his right pocket all the time he was talking to him.
Michael
Yes, he probably had a gun there.
Janet
That's what I thought.
Michael
And yet you started baiting him.
Janet
I wanted to see whether he'd pull it.
Michael
Oh, look, darling, we're not on the stage now. When people pull guns in real life, they're loaded and not with blanks.
Janet
Sorry, Michael. I've got used to that kind of scene in Murder Without Motive.
Michael
But just try to remember that in this case they haven't got to stick to the dialogue of Act 3. When those sort of chaps start ad libbing, the goings have to get rough.
Janet
Yes, you're right. And that being the case, suppose you turn off to the left just along there.
Michael
Car track. Why?
Janet
Because it is a car track and it's too narrow for the lorry to come down it.
Michael
The lorry? Have they started it soon after us?
Janet
They're just around the next bend and coming pretty fast.
Michael
In that case, I think we'll have our lights out. Oh, this track's a bit bumpy.
Janet
Better than a bump from the lorry. I think this is far enough.
Michael
Right. See anything?
Janet
Just a minute. They've just gone past the end of the track. They're going straight on without stopping. Yes, it's all right.
Michael
We sat in the car and smoked to let them get well out of the way. Janet cooked her little finger and linked it in mine, a sign that peace had been restored and the bad gentle on both sides was forgotten.
Janet
Mickey, what do you think they're up to?
Michael
Oh, I don't know. Maybe nothing. Oh, perhaps we're letting our imaginations run riot. The play's been running too long. I'm thinking too much like Detective Inspector Morton.
Janet
Possibly. I don't know. After all, if we didn't actually see the gun. You didn't imagine the Kosh?
Michael
Well, that's true.
Janet
Ordinary lorry divers don't go around cotting people just because they nearly had an accident.
Michael
No, there's something phony about them. And dangerous. Oh, well, anyway, they're out of the way now. Shall we go?
Janet
All right. Well, what's wrong? Why won't it start?
Michael
I'm afraid it's not our lucky evening.
Janet
Oh, no. Don't tell me you forgot to fill the tank.
Michael
Yes, I'm afraid, sir. I'm sorry, darling. The tank's burned dry.
Janet
What about the reserve tank?
Michael
Well, I switched over to reserve coming through Uxbridge. I thought I'd make that all night. Garage at Amersham.
Janet
Oh, there's another one nearer than that.
Michael
Yes. Well, I'll have to walk down to it and borrow a tin.
Janet
I'll come with you.
Michael
Well, there's not need. You stay here and rest.
Janet
No, thank you. I know the lorry did go by, but all the same, I don't fancy sitting here on my own. I'm not in the mood for admiring the beauties of nature.
Michael
Perhaps you're right. Come on then. The garage you're thinking of is just past the crossroads.
Max
It.
Janet
Yes, but I'll just realize they'll be closed.
Michael
We'll have to knock them up. Come on, darling. Best foot forward. Yes, we've got 20 minutes walk ahead of us. It took us 25. And Janet was quite right. The garage was closed.
Janet
They're probably in bed.
Michael
Well, we must get some people somehow. I'll wave a couple of quid at.
Janet
Them if you get the chance.
Michael
I don't think that. Anyway, I'm going to knock until they do wake up.
Max
We're close, you see.
Michael
I'm sorry to disturb you, but we're in a bit of difficulty. We're not serving anybody now. Well, if you could just let us have. I said we're curved. Yes, I know, but. How do you like breakfast service?
Janet
Oh, come on, Mickey.
Michael
Well, of all the nerve.
Janet
All right, darling, take it in.
Michael
But we must have some petrol.
Janet
He won't get any by shouting at him. After all, he doesn't have to open up. Come on, let's snoop around the back.
Michael
Yes, that's an idea. I find a tin somewhere. We can leave the money for it.
Janet
Yes, come on, let's go along the fence here.
Michael
Look, there's a light in that garage. You can see it under the closed door. Well, it doesn't bit at all.
Janet
No, somebody's up, that's certain.
Michael
So we'll get our petrol.
Janet
Careful, darling. There's something odd about this.
Michael
They're just a silly bunch of yokels, that's all. I'll give them a knock on these doors.
Janet
Oh, Mickey, please, let's go quickly. Never mind the petrol. It doesn't matter. I feel something awful is going to happen.
Michael
Well, it's about to. Oh, it's you again.
Lenny
Don't move, mister, or I'll let you have it.
Michael
Hey, Mac, guess who we got for visitors.
Max
Well, well, it isn't our nosy friends from up the road. You wouldn't take a hint, eh?
Lenny
Well, I'll give it to them now.
Max
Not yet, but I've got to hand it to you, Lenny. You were right for once. Yeah, we should have knocked him off back up the road.
Lenny
Sure, that's what I said.
Max
Well, it doesn't make any difference. We can soon remedy our little error. Step inside, friends, and learn what happens to snoopers.
Michael
Sam. Max. Invitation wasn't the kind I welcomed, but there wasn't any choice about it. As soon as we stepped inside the garage, Lenny pushed the big door shut. The big lorry was there, quite obviously undergoing considerable alterations. I'd read in the newspapers of the lorries and their cargoes which had had been disappearing from the Great North Road. Now I knew just how they disappeared. I wondered what had happened to the real lorry driver and his mate. Looking at Lenny with the tar lever in his hand, I didn't have to wander very hard. I tried to think of something else. It wasn't a very pleasant line of thought. There was a third man in the garage. He, of course, would be the garage owner. The man who didn't want to sell us any petrol. Understandable under the circumstances.
Max
Well, you satisfied your curiosity, we'll get on with the business. Well, I haven't. Who are these people, Mac? They bumped into us on the road further up. They had their chance. They had to come following us.
Janet
But we didn't. We only came.
Max
Shut up. Can't stand a woman squawking.
Janet
I was only trying to tell you.
Lenny
Don't try and tell us anything now. You heard what the boss said.
Max
Leave her alone. Look, sonny, don't try and play the little hero. Oh, you get hurt and so will she.
Michael
But my wife.
Max
I'll do the talking, mister. All right. Tie him up, Lenny.
Lenny
Tie them up. Look, it'd be easier to bash.
Max
I said tie them up. I don't want them marked. Tie their hands behind their backs with that cord.
Michael
All right, all right.
Lenny
Just as you.
Michael
You sigh. It almost seemed like the third act of the play. I put my hands behind me as I done every night for 12 months. But as the cords bit into my wrists, I knew that this was grim reality with no escape guaranteed by a thoughtful author. It made it doubly frightening.
Max
That'll do fine, Lenny.
Lenny
Good.
Max
Right, now sit down on those old drums, both of you.
Michael
I'll stand.
Max
Why didn't you sit down before, Eh, Lenny? Lenny, you're always so impetuous.
Lenny
Impetuous.
Max
You'll have to excuse my friend. He finds words of more than one syllable a bit difficult. Archie's a man of action.
Michael
That's right.
Max
Perhaps you've gathered that by now. Now, don't knock him about, Lenny, unless you have to.
Lenny
Oh, you know I never do. I never do, though. Some people just never learn.
Max
I think he's got the idea now.
Janet
Oh, Mickey, are you all right?
Max
He's all right, just a bit shaken. He's learning the hard way.
Janet
Oh, my wrists. The cords are hurting.
Max
They're too bad. Never mind. It won't be for long. Now mister, where's your car?
Michael
It's up the road. We came down here.
Max
I don't want the story of your life. You just answer my questions, that's all. You get it?
Michael
Yes, I get it.
Max
Learning. Now get into this car in the back, both of you. Take us to where you left your car. Hey, wait a minute, Mac.
Michael
What are you gonna do?
Max
No need for you to worry, Bert. Lenny and I will look after these two. That's what I want to know. You just get cracking and fix that lorry. Look, I'm asking you.
Lenny
Asking you of what Max said, didn't you?
Michael
Oh, don't you try to rough me, Lenny.
Max
Or you'll be sorry, Buzzy, or I'll be sorry. We'll be sorry.
Lenny
I could break you in two.
Max
Pipe down. Burt knows we've got to have his cooperation. You bet I do.
Michael
Just keep remembering that.
Max
All right, all right. No sense in quarreling. You ought to know we can't let these two go. They send your garage. What do they have? I'm not having anything to do with murder. Nobody asked you to. Oh no?
Michael
Well, I know enough about the law to know that if you and Lenny knock em off, I'm for it as well. And believe me, I'm not laying myself open to take any 8 o' clock walk with the England.
Lenny
Oh, you don't want to worry. You know you'd never be up in time. Yeah, very funny.
Michael
Very funny.
Max
But you're not gonna do it, see?
Janet
Look, we promise not to say anything.
Max
Stay in the back of the car and keep quiet.
Janet
But don't you see.
Michael
Look, we could.
Lenny
Look, I've all got to attend to you as well.
Michael
It's no good, Janet. Might as well shut up.
Max
He learns quick. Now get in the front, Lenny. I'll drive.
Lenny
Okay.
Max
Listen to me, Mac.
Michael
You drive that car out of here.
Max
And I'll pick up the phone. You pick up the fan.
Michael
That's what I'll do.
Max
Where you are, Lenny. I'll handle it. Look, Virtue, but got it all wrong. Nobody said anything about murder. I said we can't let them go, so they'll have to be an accident.
Michael
What kind of an accident?
Max
I think their car's going to catch Fire at some point.
Lenny
It's good, eh?
Michael
Catch fire. Oh well, if you're sure you can fix it to look like an accident.
Max
Of course we can.
Michael
Well.
Max
It'S different. You open the garage doors Bert, and stop worrying. You get ulcers if you're not careful. Okay. Now you get that lorry fixed up.
Michael
Shall be long. I could just make out Janet staring wide eyed in the dark. And I wondered whether she was feeling like me. That it was all some horrible nightmare. It was difficult to believe that these two men were going to burn us to death in a matter of minutes. But I knew it was true. There were no blood curdling threats. Just a calm methodical preparation which somehow made it all seem more horrible.
Max
You bring that length of cord with you, Lenny?
Lenny
Yeah, I've got it right here.
Michael
Right.
Max
We'll need it for the fume.
Michael
I suppose you fellas realize what you're heading into. The police will get you. There's no such thing as a perfect murder, you know.
Max
I quite agree. But this is going to be an accident. A car catches fire. Happens all the time, you know.
Janet
You're calmly sitting there talking about burning us to death. You can't do a thing like that.
Max
Why not?
Janet
You couldn't be so inhuman.
Max
Look lady, in my business we can't take chances. You know too much. You've seen us and the truck. We shouldn't have come snooping.
Janet
But we never meant to.
Max
I'm not concerned with what you meant or didn't mean. The way things are. Like I said, we can't take chances. But Bernie, you won't feel a thing. Then he will knock you both out. That's right. Providing you behaviors.
Michael
No.
Lenny
And it'll be a very great hope.
Max
But not too hard Lenny. Not too hard. You know that's the trouble with him. He doesn't know his own strength.
Janet
How can you be so cold blooded? Haven't you got any humanity at all?
Max
Not avoided in my line of business. What's your business?
Michael
I'm an actor.
Max
Then you ought to be used to this kind of stuff. Just regard it as a special performance without any encores. Is this the car track you came along?
Michael
Well, I'm not sure.
Max
Look, up to now I've been very considerate. Don't make things difficult for yourself at the end. Yes, yes.
Michael
This is the trick.
Max
That's better. Is it far along? Oh no, no, no, I can't. Ah, here we are. How'd you get? Lenny?
Michael
Right.
Max
Now how about you two? I said hop out. You'll only make it worse if Lenny has to drag you out. That's right. Bit of cooperation and you won't feel a thing. Right. Once over lightly.
Michael
Hold on a minute. I want to ask you something.
Max
What is it? Make it snappy.
Michael
Just as a matter of curiosity.
Max
What? That word again.
Michael
Might as well be consistent.
Max
Well, what do you want to know?
Michael
Just what do you intend to do when Denny's not beside.
Max
Quite simple. You see this bit of cord? We soak it in petrol. One end goes in the petrol trunk and the two of you go in the car. We stand back and light the other end. Up she goes. A final curtain, you might say.
Michael
Yes. I was counting on it being something like that.
Max
You were counting on it?
Michael
Well, sort of. You see, you can't do it. There's no petrol in the tank. What?
Max
Have a look, Lenny. Probably bluffing the time.
Michael
That's why we came knocking up the garage. I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen.
Lenny
Job, what you think? Hey, there's nothing in a tank Mac drawer. Draw it to Sara Desert and we'll.
Max
Siphon some from our car. There's plenty there we'll only want to drop to get back to the garage.
Lenny
Yeah, I know that, but what are we going to siphon it with?
Max
Oh, look, a bit of rubber tubing.
Lenny
Oh, we ain't got any.
Max
All right, so we haven't got any rubber tubing. No.
Lenny
I tell you what, we could use our car and take theirs. It's a better car.
Max
Look, have some sense, Numits. The police would know it wasn't their car. No, there's nothing else for it. I'll have to go to the garage and put some petrol.
Lenny
What am I gonna do with this time?
Max
Nothing. Just watch them, that's all. I'll be back in five minutes.
Michael
Okay? So we had five minutes, Grace. But I couldn't see what good it was going to do us. Our hands were tied behind our backs and I had no illusions there about what would happen if either of us tried to run or fight with our hands tied. I tried to think what Detective Inspector Morton in the play would have done. And then I thought of the last act of murder without motive. It was a slim chance and it all depended on whether Janet picked up her cue.
Lenny
Now, don't move or you'll get it.
Michael
Now, my wrists are hurting. So what?
Lenny
You won't be feeling anything in a few minutes.
Michael
That's a line from the play I'm appearing in. You see, we're both tied up and.
Lenny
I hope you got Good understudies.
Michael
Not tied up tightly like this, of course.
Lenny
And so you get loose, I suppose, eh? And then the villain gets his, and I'm the villain. That's all right, you know, but you won't. Not this time.
Michael
I know. That's the difference, you see, in the play, I say to him, you've been very clever, Barrett. But there's one thing you haven't allowed for. I knew Mary hadn't committed the murder.
Janet
You mean you never really suspected me, Bill.
Lenny
Yeah, just a minute. What are you talking about? What's the caper for?
Michael
What she says in the play. I only pretended to suspect you to put friend Barrett off his guard.
Lenny
Oh, is that so? Well, he'll have to bring the curtain down now. I can hear Mac coming in the car.
Michael
You remember how it finishes, Janet?
Janet
Of course.
Michael
Then? No.
Max
It worked.
Michael
He's out cold.
Janet
Come on, quickly across the field into that wood. They'll never find it in the dark.
Michael
It had been a long shot, but we'd have the luck with us. I hope that Janet would catch on. For unless you do it together, it's useless. It's a tricky thing to do, and Janet and I'd had a lot of trouble over it at rehearsals. But when you've been doing it for 12 months, night after night. Night, you timing it pretty good. I butted Lenny in the chest with my head while Jan threw herself against the back of his legs. And that was curtains for Lenny. Well, police caught them a few days later. But we aren't playing in Murder Without Motive any longer. We find that third act a bit too grim for our lik sa be listening for another mounting drama of action and suspense when we again bring you the 11th hour. This.
Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – "Eleventh Hour [SA] xxxxxx 04 Accident On Curve aka The Actor"
Episode Overview
Title: Eleventh Hour [SA] xxxxxx 04 Accident On Curve aka The Actor
Host/Author: Harold's Old Time Radio
Release Date: May 28, 2025
Description: This episode presents a gripping radio drama reminiscent of the Golden Age of Radio, blending elements of suspense, drama, and meta-theatrical commentary. It intricately weaves the lives of two actors with their on-stage performances, culminating in a thrilling encounter with real-life criminals.
Detailed Summary
1. Setting the Scene
The episode opens with Michael's monologue, setting a tense and foreboding atmosphere. The narration introduces the central conflict between Michael and Janet, two actors involved in a play titled "Murder Without Motive". Their personal tensions spill over into their off-stage lives, hinting at aspirations and frustrations within the acting profession.
2. The Argument and the Accident
Michael and Janet's disagreement escalates over their weekend plans, leading them to attend a party against their better judgments. Their stubbornness results in a car accident on a remote curve, setting the stage for the ensuing drama.
3. Encounter with the Antagonists
Post-accident, Michael and Janet are confronted by Max and Lenny, two rough-looking men associated with a suspicious lorry. The tension rises as Max reveals his intentions to force them into fixing the lorry, hinting at criminal activities linked to disappearing goods.
4. Captivity and Plan of Escape
Bound and fearing for their lives, Michael and Janet draw upon their acting experience to devise an escape strategy. They reference their play, using lines and cues to confuse their captors. This meta-narrative underscores the thin line between performance and reality.
5. The Twist – Acting Becomes Reality
As the situation intensifies, Michael and Janet seamlessly transition from their roles as actors into real-life heroes. Utilizing their rehearsed lines and strategies from "Murder Without Motive", they manage to outsmart Max and Lenny, leading to the criminals' downfall.
6. Resolution and Aftermath
The episode concludes with the police apprehending Max and Lenny, thanks to Michael and Janet's quick thinking and acting prowess. The protagonists reflect on the blurred lines between their performances and real-life events, deciding to step away from the grim narratives of their play.
Character Insights
Michael: A dedicated actor whose passion for his craft leads him into real-life danger. His quick thinking and familiarity with dramatic tension play pivotal roles in their survival.
Janet: Equally committed to her role, Janet exhibits resilience and ingenuity. Her ability to stay calm under pressure complements Michael's strategies.
Max: The menacing antagonist whose criminal activities drive the central conflict. His interactions reveal a cold, calculating nature.
Lenny: Max's accomplice, characterized by his impulsive and aggressive demeanor, adding layers of threat and unpredictability.
Themes and Discussions
Blurring Reality and Performance: The episode masterfully explores how actors' skills can influence real-life situations, emphasizing the power of performance beyond the stage.
Tension and Suspense: Utilizing classic radio drama techniques, the episode maintains a high level of suspense, keeping listeners engaged through unexpected twists and character dynamics.
Metatheatrical Elements: By referencing their play within the episode, Michael and Janet highlight the reciprocal relationship between actors and their roles, deepening the narrative complexity.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Conclusion
"Eleventh Hour [SA] xxxxxx 04 Accident On Curve aka The Actor" stands as a testament to the enduring allure of old-time radio dramas. By intertwining the lives of actors with their on-stage personas, the episode delivers a compelling narrative filled with suspense, wit, and a profound exploration of the actor's craft. Listeners are treated to a rich, immersive experience that pays homage to the Golden Age of Radio while presenting a timeless story of resilience and ingenuity.
For New Listeners
If you haven't yet experienced this episode, prepare yourself for a masterfully crafted drama that captures the essence of classic radio storytelling. From intense character confrontations to clever plot twists, "Accident On Curve aka The Actor" offers a mesmerizing journey through tension and triumph, all delivered through the evocative medium of radio.