
Father Brown 86-10-12 (09) The Arrow of Heaven
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The Father brown stories by G.K. chesterton. We present the Arrow of Heaven adapted by John Scottney with Andrew Sachs as Father Brown.
Father Brown
The items on this list are all.
Captain Peter Wayne
Items prohibited from being imported into the.
Father Brown
United States of America.
Captain Peter Wayne
You got any of these?
Father Brown
Oh, may I see?
Captain Peter Wayne
No.
Father Brown
No. Good heavens, no. No.
Narrator/Advertiser
Good.
Captain Peter Wayne
Anything to declare?
Father Brown
No, I don't think so. Oh, thank you.
Captain Peter Wayne
I hope you've got your umbrella.
John Wendell Horde
Your famous umbrella.
Father Brown
My umbrella? I didn't think I had to declare it. Just a little wisecrack. A joke.
Captain Peter Wayne
Ba de bra.
Father Brown
A joke. Oh, you know my name? I've never been here before.
Norman Drage
No.
John Wendell Horde
Your name? Father Brown.
Father Brown
Well, I reckon just about everyone in little old New York's heard of your exploits. Really? Father Brown? Yes. On behalf of the Fraternity of New York Customs offices, I'd like to welcome you to the United States of America.
Captain Peter Wayne
Oh, boys, I can tell you Father.
Father Brown
Brown's clean and I'm sure he'll be.
Captain Peter Wayne
Happy to answer your questions.
Blake Barnard
Hoffman and the New York Bugle.
Colonel Matt Craig
Hey, Father Brown, how do you explain a recent crime wave in New York City?
Father Brown
Is there one?
Harris
Is there going to be a war, sir? Between the German Kaiser and the British Empire this year? Next year?
John Wendell Horde
What in your opinion, sir, will the American woman be wearing in 1940?
Father Brown
I would really idea.
Colonel Matt Craig
Come on now, Bush. Come on, give Father Brown a break.
Father Brown
Colonel Craig, thank heavens.
Colonel Matt Craig
I've seen my nephew. He's bringing up the automobile outside. Father Brown.
Harris
Father Brown. Are you staying at Brandon Burton's castle?
Father Brown
Castle?
Colonel Matt Craig
Yes. Yes he is. Boys.
Blake Barnard
Colonel Craig, you got any information on the latest measures Mr. Merton's taken to catch Daniel to?
Colonel Matt Craig
Well, you tell me. I've been away in Europe the last couple of months.
John Wendell Horde
Can you tell us where he keeps the Coptic cup?
Colonel Matt Craig
No comment, boys, no comment.
Harris
Who do you think?
Father Brown
Daniel, do.
Harris
Father Brown.
Father Brown
Daniel.
Colonel Matt Craig
Now, gentlemen, gentlemen, please. We're only just off the boat. Father Brown is tardy. No doubt the issue in a press paper later. Come on now. Thank you all. Thank you. Let's wait. Father Brown. Excuse us.
Captain Peter Wayne
Boys, over here.
Father Brown
Uncle Hickory.
Captain Peter Wayne
Over here.
Colonel Matt Craig
Hi there, son.
Captain Peter Wayne
So you got him away from the newsman all right.
Colonel Matt Craig
Those boys. I tell you, I'd rather face an Apache war party any day. This is my nephew, Father Brown. Father Brown, Captain Wayne.
Father Brown
Oh, how do you do, Captain?
Captain Peter Wayne
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
Father Brown
Oh, I hardly see.
Captain Peter Wayne
Uncle Hickory says you're rooming with us for a couple of days at old Brander's castle.
Father Brown
Yes, indeed. Yes, your. Your uncle and I met on shipboard. And as I had some time to spare before my conference, he kindly invited me to stay with him at Mr. Merton's. But what is this about a castle? I didn't know there were any castles in America.
Colonel Matt Craig
Oh, this was shipped stone by stone from Scotland. My old partner, Brander, he has to be mighty careful about his safety. And that old heap seemed pretty well the most secure building he could find. You wait till you see it.
Captain Peter Wayne
Well, now, we'll stop a minute or two here at Mason's Hollow.
Father Brown
Oh, last I thought we were never going to stop before.
Captain Peter Wayne
We've hardly come any distance. Mason's hollow is only 50 miles from Manhattan itself.
Colonel Matt Craig
Father Brian. My nephew's an aviator. His ideas and destinies are based on flying, he considers it. Soon them machines will be as common in the United States as automobiles are now.
Father Brown
Oh, really? That is fascinating. Excuse me asking, Captain Wayne, but why. Why do you call your Uncle Hickory?
Colonel Matt Craig
Ah, that was a nickname I picked up in the old days.
Captain Peter Wayne
My uncle's kind of a modest man, Father Brown, but I can tell you Hickory Crake was one of the most famous Indian scouts in the old frontier days. He's something of a living legend. That was before he quit to start trading with old Merton.
Colonel Matt Craig
My nephew exaggerates, Father. Mind you, it's true. I did have quite a lot to do with the engines. Fact in the end is that's why I resigned. I got to like the engines a whole lot better than the guys who were destroying their way of life in the name of progress.
Father Brown
Oh, yes, well, I can understand your point of view, Colonel. There was something else I wanted to ask you, if you don't mind.
Colonel Matt Craig
Fire away.
Father Brown
What is all this business about Daniel Doom and the copper? Is that a horse race?
Captain Peter Wayne
No, sir, it's not. No, siree.
Colonel Matt Craig
The Coptic cup is a sort of chalice. I suppose you'd call it sat with uncut precious stones of various kinds. It goes back certainly before the time of Mohammed.
Captain Peter Wayne
It's led to the death of two millionaires who owned it.
Father Brown
Oh, I see? And Mr. Merton is the third owner. Is that why he fears for his safety?
Colonel Matt Craig
Well, that's one reason, though. Anyone has possession has to be careful.
Captain Peter Wayne
If you ask me, it's the main reason. The first victim was Titus P. Trant, the Copper King. Seems it was sort of an heirloom in his family. He got these threatening letters from someone calling himself Daniel Doom. Then one day he was found with his head in his own lily pond.
Father Brown
Goodness.
Colonel Matt Craig
The cup.
Captain Peter Wayne
It was in a bank vault. Went with the rest of the property to a cousin of his called Brian Horde.
Father Brown
My goodness. And he too got letters signed Daniel Doom?
Colonel Matt Craig
He sure did.
Captain Peter Wayne
One day he was found lying at the foot of a cliff outside his seaside residence. Buried dead. But the strange thing was, the intruder, Daniel Doom, or whoever he was, went out of his way to destroy an enormous number of papers. Set fire to them. Stocks, bonds, that kind of stuff. It left Horde's affairs in a hell of a mess.
Colonel Matt Craig
Horde's wetter had to sell the cup to sort out her financial problems.
Father Brown
I see. And Mr. Merton bought it? Yes. Has he also had threatening letters?
Captain Peter Wayne
I imagine he has.
Colonel Matt Craig
Well, I'm pretty sure. But Brander keeps hisself to herself these days. No one but his secretary sees his letters. But I've seen him real upset and annoyed with letters. Letters he tore up before the secretary saw them.
Captain Peter Wayne
Hey, let's get out of here. See who's coming out of that drugstore.
Colonel Matt Craig
That's that son of a bitch Grady. Too late. He's seen us. Well, hi there.
Norman Drage
Colonel Craig. Captain Wayne.
Colonel Matt Craig
Hello.
Norman Drage
I'm real glad to see you. See you two. I don't believe I've had the pleasure, sir.
Colonel Matt Craig
Father Brown, Norman Drake. Hello.
Father Brown
How do?
Norman Drage
Will you give me a ride up to the house, Captain Wayne? It's one of my days for a business consultation with good old Brander.
Captain Peter Wayne
All right, you better get in. Oh, well, here we are. We have to stop here by the outer wall.
Father Brown
Oh, heavens. Oh, dear, what a grim sight.
Colonel Matt Craig
That's Brander's private secretary's idea. John Wendell. He got this set up. It goes right around the grounds with just that one locked door. And that's armor plated. The wall's capped with steel. You can run a powerful electric current right through it. Good heavens. Yeah. When you get to the castle itself, you have to enter by an enclosed elevator.
Norman Drage
Having second thoughts about staying with Brander, Father Brown?
Father Brown
No, far from it, Mr. Drage. It is my duty to visit prisoners and all miserable men in captivity.
Colonel Matt Craig
I know what you mean, Brander. Me? We Used to take our wagons deep into the heart of renegade territory. And he never worried. And now he's as scary as a jackrabbit. And what's the use of all these fortifications. You can't defend against the unexpected. Why, I remember once at Fort Bowie. I was there with Brander. A solitary Apache came up. One half naked brave with just a little knife under the barrels of 50 carbines. Yet he killed a trooper right up on the parapet.
Father Brown
What happened?
Colonel Matt Craig
He threw it. Quick as a flash, he threw that dern knife. Oh. Hey, they've spotted us. They're opening the gates. Come on, let's get inside.
Father Brown
It's very kind of you to have me as your guest, Mr. Merton.
J
Not at all. In fact, I'd be glad of your advice. Hickory tells me you've got a pretty sharp reputation. With regard to the criminal element, shall we say?
Father Brown
Oh, hardly, I'm afraid.
J
I'd be very glad if you'd join me for luncheon. And afterwards I'd be grateful if you'd have a talk with me in private. When am I free this afternoon. Join?
John Wendell Horde
About 3:30, sir. Just after you finish.
J
3:30 is then. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some private business to discuss with Drage here. You better come on through, Drage. I assume you won't be staying till lunch.
Norman Drage
I know how much you'd like me to, Branda, but no, I won't, thank you.
J
I'll leave you with my secretary, Father Brown, while I get this over with.
Father Brown
Oh, thank you so much.
J
Come on, Drake.
Norman Drage
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Father Brown
Yes. Goodbye.
John Wendell Horde
I'm very proud to have met you, sir. I've heard a lot about your reputation.
Father Brown
Please don't mention my reputation, Mr. Wendell. I feel as though I'm some sort of exhibit in a museum.
John Wendell Horde
As you wish, sir. Lunch is at one shop. Mr. Merton likes his guests to be punctual for meals. I should warn you. Oh, after lunch he generally spends an hour or so with his lawyer. Then I go through the afternoon's program with him. After that, I leave him alone for 15 minutes. He insists I do that each day at 3:15. Oh, excuse me. Harris.
Harris
Yes, sir?
John Wendell Horde
Harris, Father Brown has an appointment with Mr. Merton at 3:30.
Harris
Yes, sir.
John Wendell Horde
Harris is Mr. Merton's private bodyguard. He tries to make sure the boss is never left alone with strangers.
Narrator/Advertiser
Really?
John Wendell Horde
Or alone at all. Really?
Father Brown
But you said he is alone at 3:15 each day.
John Wendell Horde
Ah, yes. For a quarter of an hour out of each 24 hours. That is all the real solitude he has. Oh, and that he insists on. And for a very curious reason.
Father Brown
Yes?
John Wendell Horde
The Coptic cup is hidden somewhere in that room. None of us knows where. But every day he takes it out and worships it, you might say. Alone.
Father Brown
Oh, dear. But isn't that dangerous? Is there a window? I don't know about these things, but surely someone knowing his habits with a rifle. Oh, no, no, no, no.
John Wendell Horde
There's no window, only a skylight. And that's the only door with Harris on the other side. You've seen the other precautions. The doors are all kept locked. And here's the switch to turn on the electrocuting current round the walls. And of course, we're all armed. It's pretty unlikely Doom could get in. But if he did, he'd never get out.
J
How did you enjoy your first taste of American cooking, Father Brown?
Father Brown
It's quite delicious, Mr. Merton.
J
If you'd like to have some coffee, I'm sure John Wen to join you.
John Wendell Horde
Of course.
Father Brown
Thank you.
J
Well, that's it, then. I'll see you both later.
Father Brown
Oh, indeed. Thank you. Yes.
John Wendell Horde
Cream and sugar, Father Brown?
Father Brown
Oh, how kind. Yes, please.
Narrator/Announcer
Both.
Father Brown
Yeah. Mr. Wendell, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I was just thinking, these precautions you've taken. Yes? Well, aren't they a little excessive? Mr. Merton is in effect, a prisoner in his own house.
John Wendell Horde
Maybe he does complain sometimes, but this Daniel Doom is a kind of session with me. My full name is John Wendell Horde.
Father Brown
Horde? Wasn't that the name of the second victim?
John Wendell Horde
He was my father. Yes. Daniel Doom killed him and ruined my mother, as well as murdering Titus Trant, who is a kind of uncle to me. When the family went bust, Mr. Merton took me on here.
Father Brown
Yes, Yes. I gather this Daniel Doom destroyed a number of important papers at your father's house.
John Wendell Horde
Yes. Seems like when he couldn't find the cup in his rage, he destroyed anything he could get his hands on.
Father Brown
It was a crazy, senseless act. Perhaps. Unless.
John Wendell Horde
What?
Father Brown
Well, unless it was a deliberate act of cunning. After all, with the destruction of the shares and so forth, your mother presumably had to sell the cup.
Norman Drage
What did you mean?
Father Brown
Well, it's. It was just a thought. Oh, dear, it's been a tiring day. Would it be possible for me to have a doze in the guest suite until my appointment?
John Wendell Horde
Oh, of course.
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Colonel Matt Craig
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John Wendell Horde
Father Brown. Father Brown.
Father Brown
Where am I? Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, of course. Yes.
John Wendell Horde
If you'll come this way.
Father Brown
Thank you.
John Wendell Horde
Harris, show Father Brown in, will you?
Harris
Yes, sir. This way, sir.
Father Brown
Cute.
Harris
It's Father brown for you, Mr. Merk. Jump in, Jehoshaphat.
Father Brown
What's the matter? Oh, God have mercy.
John Wendell Horde
What is it, Father Brown?
Father Brown
What is it? What's the matter? I fear you must press your switch, Mr. Wendell.
John Wendell Horde
Has he been shot?
Father Brown
It depends what you mean by shot.
Harris
He's got an arrow in his neck, Mr. Wendell. And the skylight's wide open.
Father Brown
Here, let me see.
John Wendell Horde
So it is an the Coptic cup. Why isn't the cup here? What's happened to it?
Father Brown
Aren't you going to press your switch?
Norman Drage
I sure am.
John Wendell Horde
And I'll set off the alarm, too.
Father Brown
Yes, indeed.
John Wendell Horde
Harris, get onto the roof. He may still be there.
Harris
Yes, sir, Mr. Wendell.
Colonel Matt Craig
Watch me.
Blake Barnard
Watch where you're going.
Father Brown
Huh?
Blake Barnard
What the hell's happening?
John Wendell Horde
Wendell?
Father Brown
I'm afraid it's already happened.
Blake Barnard
Hey, Wendell, who is this little guy?
John Wendell Horde
Father Brown, this is Blake Barnard, Mr. Merton's lawyer. He's dead, Mr. Barnard.
Blake Barnard
So, Brander's dead, is he?
Father Brown
Sorry.
Blake Barnard
I can't sound more surprised. I guess we all knew it was going to happen sometime.
Father Brown
An arrow from heaven, you might say.
Blake Barnard
Well, you might say that, Reverend. I say, let's check the roof.
John Wendell Horde
Harris is up there right now. Me, I'm going down to check the guard at the bott. Excuse me.
Blake Barnard
What's this arrow from heaven nonsense? You really believe it's a miracle?
Father Brown
Oh, no, no, no. Miracles are never shrouded in mystery. They're really quite straightforward. When I said an arrow from heaven, I was thinking of aviation. Ah, here's Harris.
Harris
Well, if Daniel Doom was on the roof, he sure ain't there now. I'd best report back to Mr. Wendell. Where is he?
Father Brown
He's downstairs talking to the guards. Oh, Harris, when he's finished, would you ask him to have a word with me?
Colonel Matt Craig
Sure thing, Reverend.
Father Brown
And by the way, did Mr. Wendell leave this floor at all while I was asleep?
Harris
No, sir. No, he didn't. He was here all the time. He was in his office when Mr. Merton was with Mr. Barnard here. Then he went to see Mr. Merton himself?
Narrator/Advertiser
Yes.
Harris
Then when Mr. Merton was. Well, when I guess he was killed, he was with me. Hey, hey, you don't suspect Mr. Wendell, do you, sir?
Father Brown
I suspect everyone, Mr. Harris, if you ask him to see me as soon as you can, please. As quickly as you can.
Harris
Yes, sir.
Father Brown
Yes? Do you have an address for Norman Drage, Mr. Barnard?
John Wendell Horde
I do.
Blake Barnard
He's in an apartment on the east side.
Father Brown
I'd like that address and have you.
Blake Barnard
An automobile right outside with my chauffeur.
Father Brown
Perhaps you'd be good enough to drive me to the flying field. I believe Captain Wayne and Colonel Craig are both there at the moment. And then if you drive to a station where I can get a train into New York.
Blake Barnard
Father Brown, I'm getting to like you. You're a hustler.
Father Brown
A hustler? Oh, really? A hustler. Ah, here's Mr. Wendell.
John Wendell Horde
You wanted to see me, Father Brown?
Father Brown
Yes, Mr. Wendell, for reasons that I'm sure you understand, you had to be the person I first suspected of murdering your employer. I see. But the actual circumstances of the murder seem to make that very unlikely. Have you informed Colonel Craik and Captain Wayne of what has happened?
John Wendell Horde
No, not yet. I was just going to telephone the flying field.
Father Brown
Yes, I'd rather you didn't. Mr. Barnard has kindly agreed to take me to the flying field in his motor car. I think it would be best if we broke the news to them.
Colonel Matt Craig
Why, howdy, There, Bernard.
Blake Barnard
Hi.
Colonel Matt Craig
Colonel and Father Brown, this is an unexpected pleasure.
Father Brown
Well, I'm afraid Mr. Merton wasn't able to see me and Mr. Barnard kindly drove me over. Is Captain Wayne about?
Colonel Matt Craig
That's him up there now. He even took me up earlier.
Father Brown
They have machines that carry two people then?
Colonel Matt Craig
Sure.
Father Brown
Do you know, Mr. Barnard, Colonel Craig once saw an Indian kill a man by throwing a knife.
Blake Barnard
Is that so?
Father Brown
But I should imagine the bow and arrow was a more common weapon.
Colonel Matt Craig
Well, it used to be the old Sioux and Comanche braves could shoot an arrow straight as a bullet and do it from the back of a pinto pony.
Father Brown
Even on the move, they could shoot an arrow accurately.
Colonel Matt Craig
They sure could. As long as you're properly balanced and brace yourself.
Blake Barnard
Sounds like you did it yourself, Hickory.
Colonel Matt Craig
I had to go a few times and I guess I won't. Wasn't so bad. But that's all ancient history now. Hey, see, here's my nephew. Land.
Norman Drage
Peter.
Captain Peter Wayne
Uncle Hickory.
Colonel Matt Craig
We got visitors.
Captain Peter Wayne
Father Brown. If I'd known you were coming, I'd have given you more of a show.
Father Brown
You seem to be doing pretty well as it was.
John Wendell Horde
Her.
Captain Peter Wayne
Shucks, that was nothing. These kites are amazing. You wouldn't believe how maneuverable they are nowadays.
Father Brown
Yes. Tell me, would it be possible to get within, say, a hundred yards of a tree or a building? A hundred yards?
Captain Peter Wayne
I could get you within 50 yards. You want to come up for a demonstration?
Father Brown
No, no, not just now, thank you. In fact, I've come to make an apology. I'm afraid I won't be able to join you for a meal this evening. Instead, I'd be grateful if you would meet me at Mr. Merton's house at 8:30.
Captain Peter Wayne
Well, what is this?
John Wendell Horde
What's the matter?
Father Brown
Well, I'm afraid. I'm very much afraid Mr. Merton was killed.
Blake Barnard
What?
Father Brown
Yes, at about 3:25 today.
Colonel Matt Craig
Good God. A pearl. God. How did it happen?
Blake Barnard
By an arrow. Shot down through the skylight.
Colonel Matt Craig
What the hey. Now I get it. What the hell are you standing up to tell us? We murdered my old partner.
Father Brown
I don't understand.
Colonel Matt Craig
This clever dick here was asking me all about shooting arrows while you're on the move. And all about flying machines that can carry two people.
John Wendell Horde
So?
Colonel Matt Craig
Well, don't you see? He thinks you flew me up over Brandish House and then I shot the Aradon through the skylight.
Father Brown
I'm not accusing you of anything at the moment, but I would be grateful if you join us this evening.
Norman Drage
Who's there?
Colonel Matt Craig
Hello?
Norman Drage
Who is it?
Father Brown
Mr. Drage.
Norman Drage
Who the hell are You. Oh, it's you.
Father Brown
Do you. Do you always greet your visitors with a revolver, Mr. Dredge?
Norman Drage
Why do you want?
Father Brown
I just dropped by to tell you that Branda Merton has been murdered. Has he?
Norman Drage
Well, let me tell you, he deserted a hundred times over.
Father Brown
Oh. Well, why didn't you murder him then? Why not, Mr. Drage?
Norman Drage
Hey, wait a minute. You want to know why I didn't murder him? You're a nice sort of clergyman. Hey, if that's your way of saying I did, well, prove it, that's all. As for him, I reckon he was no loss.
Father Brown
Yes, he was. I would guess he was a loss to you. That's why you didn't kill him. Even though I'm pretty sure you do know the identity of the so called Daniel Doom.
Norman Drage
What do you get?
Father Brown
Now, would you perhaps agree with me that in the circumstances all Mr. Merton's elaborate defences were a trifle absurd as protection against Daniel Doom?
Norman Drage
Daniel Doom?
Father Brown
Let me tell you, he didn't murder Branda Merton any more than you did.
Norman Drage
You know?
Father Brown
A guess, Mr. Drage. I shall be at a little meeting at Mr. Merton's house at 8.30 this evening. @ that meeting I shall voice certain suspicions about you. These suspicions may well be unfounded. If they are not. However, I suggest you use the next few hours to good effect. You understand?
Norman Drage
I. Damn it. Yes, I do understand, but.
Father Brown
Good. Then you've confirmed what I've suspected. Goodbye, Mr. Dredge. I doubt if we shall meet again.
Colonel Matt Craig
I don't like it at all. Come in.
Father Brown
Gentlemen.
Harris
Father Brown.
Blake Barnard
Ah, good evening, Father Brown.
Father Brown
Good evening, Mr. Barnard. Mr. Harris, will you join us too, please?
Harris
Yes, sir.
Father Brown
Now, is everyone here?
Blake Barnard
No, no. I'm afraid Mr. Drage and Mr. Wendell are missing.
Father Brown
Ah, not to worry. I saw Mr. Drage and telephoned Mr. Wendell from New York. I told him he needn't attend.
Colonel Matt Craig
Father Brown, what is this fiasco? I'm perfectly aware you believe Peter and I kill Brander.
Father Brown
Oh, I assure you I don't.
Captain Peter Wayne
Why, you practically told us.
Father Brown
No, no, Captain Wayne, you told me. I felt it extremely unlikely that you went careering over the castle in a huge noisy machine while an elderly gentleman leaned out at a perilous angle and unerringly shot a red Indian arrow through a skylight. But I had to suspect everyone and you had to prove your innocence.
Blake Barnard
And how the hell did they do that?
Father Brown
Are you with their hamster? Barnard? You recall how until they actually knew of the crime, they virtually fell over each other in explaining to us how they could have Committed it until they realized what they were accused of. Now, a guilty person would never have behaved like that. Besides, how did they steal the Coptic cup? Did they yank it up on a fishing line?
Colonel Matt Craig
But the Coptic cup is missing.
Father Brown
In a sense. But I suspect it still lies hidden in whatever secret place Brander Merton concealed it. I don't believe he ever took the cup out today.
Blake Barnard
Then who did kill Brander?
Colonel Matt Craig
Wait.
Blake Barnard
It wasn't Norman Drage.
Father Brown
Yes, you're right. It wasn't Norman Drage. Now, Drage is a criminal, but he didn't commit this crime. He was blackmailing Mr. Merton. His were the letters you saw Merton tearing up, Colonel. Well, he wasn't likely to kill the goose that laid the golden eggs.
Blake Barnard
So who did it?
Father Brown
Well, Mr. Barnard, you were out of the room when the murder occurred. You had plenty of time to go up to the roof and come down. And from what you told me of the nature of Mr. Merton's business affairs, I've no doubt that as his confidential adviser, you could find a way to benefit from his death.
Colonel Matt Craig
This is outrageous.
Father Brown
No, no, you were my principal suspect. But then on the train I remembered Mr. Craik's story about the Indian throwing the knife and I realized I'd been a fool. Surely if a knife can be used as a missile, then a missile such as an arrow could also be used as a knife. Sure, Brandon Merton was stabbed to death with an arrow pushed into his neck like a poignard. But I'm told he kept some arrows in his office as souvenirs of his days on the frontier.
Colonel Matt Craig
He did? He sure did. Why didn't I think?
Father Brown
Because, Mr. Craig, if an Indian has a knife, you naturally expect him to stab with it. If a man has an arrow in his neck, you expect it to have come from a bow. Especially if the murderer has the presence of mind to open a skylight and place the body beneath it. But, gentlemen, before I go on, I. I must tell you the substance of John Wendell's telephone conversation with me. He has given me permission to tell you. He. He has gone off to be alone with his conscience. I'm sorry to tell you that John Wendell caught up with Daniel Doom and killed him.
Captain Peter Wayne
Well, I'll be good old Wendell if he croaked Doom.
Father Brown
He did a Good day's work, Mr. Wayne. Did not Daniel Doom deserve a fair trial?
Colonel Matt Craig
You can't blame a man for downing a crook like that. Father Brown, of course.
Blake Barnard
Say, how did he get him?
Captain Peter Wayne
Huh?
Father Brown
Oh, he stabbed him with an arrow. John Wendell Horde for that was his full name. Holy to me was he admitted to me, obsessed with catching his father's murderer. Now, Drage somehow discovered that Brandon Merton was Daniel Doom and blackmailed him. And when John Wendell realized who Doom actually was, partly, I fear, through some hints I dropped, well, he confronted Merton with it. There was a struggle and he seized the first weapon that came to hand.
Blake Barnard
Brander was actually Doom himself. I don't believe it. Craig.
Colonel Matt Craig
Do you believe it? Yes, I do. What? I've known Brander 40 years, and when he wanted something, nothing would stop him getting it. And he sure wanted that cup. Now, he's done some dirty things in his time. Get that, Harris. She who's called.
Harris
Yes, Mr. Craig. Mr. Merton's residence. It's for you, Father Brown.
Father Brown
Oh. Oh, thank you.
Narrator/Advertiser
Thank you.
Father Brown
Hello? Yes.
Colonel Matt Craig
Oh. Oh.
Father Brown
Oh, dear me. Oh, yes, thank you. Thank you. Oh, I feel I'm terribly to blame. I. I deeply, deeply regret to tell you. Mr. Wendell has taken his own life. God have mercy on his soul and on mine.
Colonel Matt Craig
Gosh. Oh, golly.
Captain Peter Wayne
Well, I hate to say it, but I reckon that's a relief.
Father Brown
What in God's name do you mean?
Colonel Matt Craig
That means that now we can hush the whole thing up, Father Brown.
Father Brown
Well, I for one am ready to tell the truth to the proper authorities.
Colonel Matt Craig
Oh, no, no.
Blake Barnard
We couldn't have a thing like this, Getty. Now, surely not White Brand or Merton was a thing like the President of the United States.
Father Brown
He was a. He was Daniel Doom. A mad murderer for whom you had no pity, whom you thought was rightly slaughtered without trial. Very well, then. If Daniel Doom has got his desserts, Brandon Merton has got his desserts. If that was good enough for Doom, by all that is holy, it is good enough for Merton. Take your wild justice or our dull legality, but in the name of Almighty God, let there be an equal lawlessness or an equal law. I asked poor Wendell to examine his conscience. I feel I must examine mine. I ask you gentlemen to do the same.
Narrator/Announcer
In the Arrow of Heaven by G.K. chesterton, the part of Father Brown was played by Andrew Sachs, Barnard by Ed Bishop Harris by Guy Gregory Wendell by Andrew Branch, Norman Drage by Sean Prendergast, Branda Merton by Richard Durden and Peter Wayne by Johnny Myers, Matt Craik by Harry Taub, and the Customs Officer by Tim Reynolds. The Arrow of Heaven was adapted by John Scottney, and the director from Bristol was Alec Reid.
Date: October 21, 2025
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
This episode features a dramatized adaptation of "The Arrow of Heaven," a Father Brown mystery by G.K. Chesterton. The story unfolds as Father Brown visits America and becomes entangled in a locked-room murder involving a priceless artifact known as the Coptic Cup, its wealthy and paranoid owner, and an elusive villain named Daniel Doom. The episode blends classic detective fiction with period Americana, exploring themes of justice, guilt, and the limits of security.
(00:30–04:55)
(04:56–08:25)
The Coptic Cup is a jeweled chalice, cursed through the deaths of its previous millionaire owners, both of whom received threats from "Daniel Doom."
Brander Merton, current owner, fears for his life and is obsessively protected.
Security measures at the castle include steel-capped walls, a single locked entry, and electrified fencing.
Father Brown, on the security: “Oh, dear, what a grim sight.” (07:14)
(08:25–12:45)
Father Brown Meets the Household:
Merton’s staff includes John Wendell Horde (his secretary, whose father was a Doom victim), Norman Drage (guest), and Harris (bodyguard).
Daily routine: Merton spends a solitary 15 minutes to privately admire the Coptic Cup.
Horde explains: “For a quarter of an hour out of each 24 hours. That is all the real solitude he has. And for a very curious reason...” (10:04)
Father Brown’s Questions:
(14:29–15:54)
Father Brown wakes for his appointment; Harris escorts him to Merton’s room.
They find Brander Merton dead, an arrow protruding from his neck, the skylight open, and the Coptic Cup missing.
Chaos ensues: the alarm is raised, Harris searches the roof, and speculation exists that the murder weapon—a traditional arrow—was shot from above.
(16:09–21:51)
Father Brown asks about shooting arrows from an airplane, fueling suspicion.
Father Brown meets Norman Drage, confronting his bitterness and underlying secrets.
Father Brown: “A hustler? Oh, really? A hustler.” (17:04)
Father Brown on the murder method: “An arrow from heaven, you might say.” (15:40)
(22:07–26:23)
Final Gathering:
Father Brown assembles the main characters and systematically eliminates suspects, explaining the psychological reveals from their reactions.
Father Brown: “I felt it extremely unlikely that you went careering over the castle in a huge noisy machine while an elderly gentleman leaned out at a perilous angle and unerringly shot a red Indian arrow through a skylight.” (22:41)
Explanation:
The murder weapon was not fired from above; the arrow was used as a knife and staged to appear as if it had been shot.
John Wendell Horde confesses during a phone call to Father Brown that he killed Daniel Doom.
Father Brown: “He has gone off to be alone with his conscience. ... John Wendell caught up with Daniel Doom and killed him.” (24:54–25:37)
Barnard incredulous: “Brander was actually Doom himself. I don't believe it.” (26:23)
(26:23–28:29)
The True Identity:
Brander Merton himself was Daniel Doom, the original murderer and architect of the artifact’s bloody legacy.
John Wendell, obsessed with revenge, kills Merton after discovering the truth.
In the tragic climax, Father Brown announces that John Wendell has taken his own life.
Father Brown, with grief and guilt: “Oh, I feel I'm terribly to blame. I. I deeply, deeply regret to tell you. Mr. Wendell has taken his own life. God have mercy on his soul and on mine.” (27:02)
The Dilemma of Justice:
Others propose covering up the double tragedy for the sake of Merton’s reputation.
Father Brown insists that true justice requires confronting the truth, not hiding it.
Father Brown’s closing words:
“If Daniel Doom has got his desserts, Brandon Merton has got his desserts. If that was good enough for Doom, by all that is holy, it is good enough for Merton. Take your wild justice or our dull legality, but in the name of Almighty God, let there be an equal lawlessness or an equal law. I ask you gentlemen to do the same.” (27:52)
On American security obsessions:
“Mr. Merton is in effect, a prisoner in his own house.” – Father Brown (11:16)
On justice and revenge:
“He has gone off to be alone with his conscience... I deeply regret to tell you. Mr. Wendell has taken his own life. God have mercy on his soul and on mine.” – Father Brown (27:02)
Closing ethical reflection:
“Take your wild justice or our dull legality, but in the name of Almighty God, let there be an equal lawlessness or an equal law.” – Father Brown (27:52)
The episode’s tone blends suspenseful mystery with the philosophical and ethical musings characteristic of Father Brown stories. There is banter and period detail—Americana of the early 20th century—mixed with the quietly devastating moral revelations at the story's close.
This classic radio adaptation delivers a tightly woven mystery with psychological depth and a surprisingly modern critique of both justice and its failings. It stands as a rich recreation of Chesterton's story for lovers of classic detective fiction and radio drama alike.