Father Knows Best - An Efficient House

Summary

Podcast Summary:

Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: Father Knows Best – An Efficient House
Date: June 21, 2026
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio
Main Cast: The Anderson Family: Jim (Father), Margaret (Mother), Betty, Bud, and Kathy
Original Air Date: 1950s (Golden Age of Radio)
Episode Focus: The pitfalls and comic outcomes when Father tries to reorganize the household to be run more "efficiently" like an office.

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Father Knows Best," titled An Efficient House, humorously explores what happens when Jim Anderson, the well-meaning patriarch, transforms the family home with an elaborate “system” designed for maximum efficiency during the family’s absence—only for chaos to ensue upon their return. With misplaced items, locked drawers, missing keys, and an elusive household catalog, the Andersons struggle with Father’s attempts to bring business-like order into domestic life.

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Key Discussion Points & Story Progression

Returning Home from Vacation (00:51 – 07:50)

• The Anderson family returns from a summer holiday, dreading the end of vacation and the return to normal routines.
  • Kathy, Bud, Betty, and Margaret each lament going back to school or resuming the school-year schedule.
• Jim’s Projects: Margaret and the kids tease Jim about his previous home improvement ideas, recalling disasters like a crumbling barbecue pit and a bowling alley in the playroom.
• Chaos ensues as the children argue and Jim tries to wrangle everyone (and their luggage) into the house. Kathy’s suitcase turns out to be filled with “special rocks” she collected all summer, much to Father’s exasperation.

“E gods, we haven't got enough rocks in Springfield. She has to bring a suitcase full of them back from Round Lake!”
— Jim Anderson, (06:49)

The New Home ‘System’ Revealed (07:51 – 12:53)

• Margaret discovers changes: The house appears unchanged at first, but Jim announces “minor” alterations: he has reorganized everything to maximize efficiency.
• Jim’s Principle: Believes a house should be managed on the same efficiency principles as a business or bank, complete with a catalog that tracks every item’s location.

“There isn't much difference between a home and an office so far as efficiency is concerned, anyway.”
— Jim Anderson, (08:07)

• Practical chaos sets in: hangers are hidden away in a box ("Nothing that looks sillier than a bunch of empty coat hangers..."), the whole house is organized according to a mysterious catalog, and common items are now hard to find.
• Margaret's objections: She points out that she's spent 15 years training the children to hang their coats—and now can't find the hangers thanks to Jim's system.

Margaret: “You haven't rearranged the entire house that way, have you?”
Jim: “More or less.”
— (09:47)

• Jim confesses: the catalog that holds the key to the whole system is missing.

“I lost it.”
— Jim Anderson, (12:52)

The Problems Multiply (15:55 – 17:48)

• Missing keys and locked drawers: The house is filled with locked doors and drawers, including the basement, which contains the children’s skates.
• Jim’s logic loops: He confesses he locked the master drawer full of keys, and the key to that drawer is hidden somewhere else, all of which is only recorded in the missing catalog.

“You lock the drawer with all the keys in it?”
— Margaret, (16:58)

Mr. Gribble’s Visit & The $125 Dilemma (18:03 – 24:10)

• Mr. Gribble, the family friend, arrives to announce Jim’s acceptance into the Springfield Athletic Club and requests a $125 check for the membership.
• Jim stalls and tries to locate his checkbook, which was also logically “reorganized” and is now missing.

“Why, I've gotten the Springfield Athletic Club to open its membership list. Not far, mind you. Just far enough to let you in. Now, what do you think of that?”
— Mr. Gribble, (19:10)

• Gribble offers him a blank check; Jim is flustered but ultimately fills it out after a comedy of errors, not wanting to reveal his household turmoil.

“Margaret, would you trust all your insurance to a man who can't keep his bank account straight?”
— Jim Anderson, (24:21)

Resolution Attempts & Discovery (25:12 – 29:09)

• Frantic search: Jim suddenly remembers one key item—the middle drawer in his desk—and forcefully opens it, hoping to find the catalog.

• Instead, he finds the check he was supposed to deposit before vacation, finally solving the bank overdraft mystery, but still no catalog.

• The Logical Search: Margaret uses her understanding of Jim’s habits to deduce where the catalog might actually be—on top of the window valance. Betty fetches it, finally concluding their ordeal.

Margaret: “Look. On top of the valance over the hall window.”
Jim: “Margaret, you know that's ridiculous. Who in his right mind would stick a book away on top of a window valance?”
Margaret: “You would.”
— (28:41)

Betty: “I found the catalog on top of the valance. That's right.”
— (28:51)

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Memorable Quotes & Comedy Highlights

• Kathy's rock collection:

  Bud: "This little bag feels like it's got rocks in it. Kathy, what have you got in your suitcase?"
  Kathy: "Rocks."
  — (06:41)

• Jim's “improvements”:

  Margaret: "You haven't rearranged the entire house that way, have you?"
  Jim: "More or less."
  — (09:47)

• Catalog confusion:

  Margaret: "Do you mean that in order to find a plate in the cupboard, I've got to look it up in a catalog?"
  Jim: "That's right. Under sea."
  Margaret: "C. Dishes under sea?"
  Jim: "I filed them under China."
  — (10:12)

• Keys to nowhere:

  Margaret: "You lock the drawer with all the keys in it?"
  Jim: "Well, naturally, then I put that key somewhere else."
  — (17:01)

• Gribble’s arrival:

  Gribble: "I've got news for you. The most wonderful news you've ever heard..."
  Jim: "It wouldn't have anything to do with a catalog, would it?"
  — (18:13)

• Resolution:

  Jim: "Well, I guess everything's all straightened out now."
  Margaret: "Not quite, dear, but it will be as soon as we put everything back where it was in the beginning."
  — (29:04)

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Important Segment Timestamps

| Topic/Scene | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------|----------------| | Family returns home | 00:51 – 07:50 | | Jim reveals the new “system” | 07:51 – 12:53 | | Catalog is missing | 12:48 | | Chaos with locked drawers/keys | 15:55 – 17:48 | | Mr. Gribble visits – Athletic Club check | 18:03 – 24:10 | | Finding the catalog (on the valance) | 27:49 – 29:04 | | Margaret’s closing reflection | 29:09 |

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Tone & Style

The episode is warm, quick-witted, and playful, filled with gentle family ribbing, sitcom-style mishaps, and Jim’s comic mix of earnestness and exasperation. Margaret subtly but firmly grounds the family, providing solutions as the chaos escalates. The dialogue sparkles with 1950s flavor—order and logic colliding with real-life family unpredictability.

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Summary Takeaway

An Efficient House showcases vintage radio comedy at its best: a family that lovingly pokes fun at itself, a father whose good intentions run hilariously afoul of reality, and the gentle wisdom of a mother who gets everyone back on track. The message is clear—sometimes the best “system” is just a little patience, communication, and a sense of humor about family life.

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For golden-age radio fans and newcomers alike, this episode is a delightful journey into the sitcom roots of American family entertainment.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Mother, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world? Well, your father says so and your father knows best.

[A]

Yes, it's Father Knows Best transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as Father. A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Andersons. Brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House. The coffee that's always good to the last drop. If an arrow rises, it must fall. If a river flows, it must bend. And be they long or be they small, all vacations have an end. In Springfield, which is still an average town, live the Andersons. Just an average American family with the average American trials and tribulations. Their car is rolling rapidly toward the white frame house on Maple Street. And as they return from a long summer holiday at Round Lake, it might be interesting to note the thoughts which occupy their minds. For instance, there's Kathy, age nine.

[B]

Gee whiz. Next week we have to go back to school.

[A]

Bud, who is 15.

[B]

Gosh, next week we have to go back to school.

[A]

And Betty, who is a very adult 17.

[B]

Jumping creepers. Next week we have to go back to school.

[A]

Then of course, there's Margaret, the mother of the brood.

[B]

Next week the children go back to school.

[A]

Laugh, but by no means least, Father himself, Jim Anderson. Well, it won't be long now. Here's Maple.

[B]

There's Jimmy. Woody. Jimmy, sit down, will ya? Bud, stop pushing. I'm not pushing. Kathy's standing on my foot. Kathleen, sit still and behave yourself. I was saying hello to Jimmy. There'll be plenty of time for that. Jim, are you sure everything's all right at the house?

[A]

Of course everything's all right. Why?

[B]

Well, you look just like a boy with his hand in the jam pot. If you've done anything. Susie. Yoo hoo. Susie. Oh, Kathy, sit down. That was Susie. Well, you don't have to jump out the window. Look what she did to my shoe. I did not.

[A]

You certainly did.

[B]

I certainly didn't. You certainly did. I certainly didn't. Kathy, will you please stop screeching in my ear? I wasn't screaming. You certainly were. I certainly wasn't.

[A]

All right, all right. That's enough.

[B]

Well, she said I was screeching in her ear.

[A]

I said, that's enough, and I wasn't.

[B]

Hey, there's the house. Well, that's a relief.

[A]

What do you mean by that?

[B]

Oh, nothing. It's just that when you get that peculiar look on your face, I never know what to expect. I thought maybe you had the house painted purple or something.

[A]

Now, see here, Margaret.

[B]

I know you mean well, but whenever the children and I go away, you get such weird ideas about the house.

[A]

Oh, like the barbecue pit I built last summer. I suppose that was a weird idea.

[B]

No, it was fine until it fell apart. How about the year you decided to turn the playroom into a bowling alley?

[A]

Never mind. Or the year you painted the living

[B]

room green and mom had to send all the.

[A]

I said, never mind.

[B]

Gosh, I was only trying to help.

[A]

Kathleen. Right after dinner, you go to bed.

[B]

I didn't say anything.

[A]

I know just what you were thinking, and I won't stand for it.

[B]

But I wasn't thinking about the fire alarm you built in the oven, Kathy. But I wasn't.

[A]

Well, don't just sit there, bud. We're home. Let's get the luggage into the house. Okay, dad. Man takes a little extra pride in his home and what happens? People make fun of him. Treat him like the village idiot.

[B]

Oh, Jim, we weren't making fun of you.

[A]

You certainly were. You thought I was going to paint the house purple.

[B]

No, I didn't, dear. I merely said. Joe.

[A]

Hey, Joe. Claude, come back here. Where do you think you're going?

[B]

I just saw Joe Phillips.

[A]

Well, take a look at the suitcases. They come first. Holy cow.

[B]

Kathy. Yes, Daddy?

[A]

That is not where we live. This is our house. The white one.

[B]

And I thought Patty Davis was home. You can see Patty in the morning, dear. Right now, we've all got to help your father. Gee whiz.

[A]

Well, I guess that's about everything, Jim. Margaret, there's nothing to worry about. I haven't done anything to the house. Nothing much, anyway.

[B]

Oh, dear. Kathy, push the water bottle under my chin. It's drippy. Want me to carry it? Just push it over a little. Oh, why can't I carry it? Kathy, It broke.

[A]

I don't know. People go away all the time and come home all the time. They don't get into things like this. Only this family. If we so much as go across the street.

[B]

Dad, these bags are getting heavy.

[A]

Well, put them down.

[B]

Don't you want me to take them inside?

[A]

Naturally, I want you to take them inside.

[B]

How can I take them inside. If I put them down.

[A]

Margaret.

[B]

It's all right, dear. I have my key. There we are.

[A]

Kathy, hold the screen door open until we get in.

[B]

Yes, Daddy.

[A]

See if you can manage not to break it.

[B]

Well, how can you break a screen door?

[A]

I don't know, but don't try to find out. All right, bud, let's go.

[B]

Oh, I. I don't think I can make it.

[A]

This little bag feels like it's got rocks in it. Kathy, what have you got in your suitcase?

[B]

Rocks.

[A]

Rocks.

[B]

Special rocks. I'm saving them.

[A]

E Gods, we haven't got enough rocks in Springfield. She has to bring a suitcase full of them back from Round Lake.

[B]

But they're all different colors.

[A]

Bud, take them out in back of the garage and dump them. Okay.

[B]

But it's practically a collection. I saved them all summer.

[A]

Well, dump them carefully, Bud.

[B]

Okay. And don't break them. Mother, my arms are falling off. All right, dear. We're going right in.

[A]

Now, let me get this bag through the door, will you? That's a good girl.

[B]

Oh. Well, we're home.

[A]

How does it look?

[B]

It looks wonderful, Simply wonderful.

[A]

I had Mrs. Nielsen come in last Friday and give it a good cleaning.

[B]

Oh, that was very thoughtful. I don't see anything different. Do you, Mother? No, dear. Everything looks just the way it should. Phew. Gosh, these coats are heavy. Oh, Betty, you can't just dump them in a chair like that. You know where they belong. Okay, I'll hang him up.

[A]

Just a minute, Betty. I. I've made a few little changes around the house. Just minor changes, Jim. Well, it's something I've had in mind for quite a few years. You see, the way I figure, there isn't much difference between a home and an office so far as efficiency is concerned, anyway.

[B]

Jim, a home isn't like an office. You can't run them the same way.

[A]

Of course you can. And wait till you see what I've done. Everything's neat and tidy and orderly the way things ought to be.

[B]

I hope you know what you're doing. All right, Betty, put the coats in the closet before they get all wrinkled. Okie doke. And then see what happened to Bud and Kathy. If nothing has. Do you mind if I arrange something?

[A]

Stop talking and do as you're told.

[B]

Yes, Father.

[A]

That girl can talk more and say less than any 10 people in Springfield. Jim, she certainly doesn't get it from my side of the family, I'll tell you that. Jim, I've never heard anyone talk so much in my entire Life all the way down from round Lake. Talk, talk, talk.

[B]

Jim. Oh, silent one.

[A]

Yeah?

[B]

Do you mind if I say something?

[A]

Of course not. You know, that's a ridiculous question.

[B]

Well, I have another ridiculous question. What have you done to the house?

[A]

I've instituted a little system, that's all. And it's about time.

[B]

Mother, there aren't any hangers.

[A]

There certainly are. They're in the box.

[B]

The hangers are in a box?

[A]

That's right. There's nothing that looks sillier than a bunch of empty coat hangers. Besides, they don't do anything but catch dust.

[B]

What the.

[A]

The box. Under the box with the galoshes.

[B]

Jim, it's taken me 15 years to train the children to hang up their coats and. And now you've hidden the hangers.

[A]

No, I haven't. I put them where they belong. It's part of the system.

[B]

You haven't rearranged the entire house that way, have you?

[A]

More or less.

[B]

Oh, Jim.

[A]

Now, don't get upset, Margaret. The least you can do is give the system a chance.

[B]

But if you aren't home, we'll never be able to find anything.

[A]

Yes, you will. I spent a whole week making a catalog. Everything is entered in its proper place. Dishes, silver, linen. Everything's been put away systematically and entered in the catalog.

[B]

Jim Anderson. Do you mean that in order to find a plate in the cupboard, I've got to look it up in a catalog?

[A]

That's right. Under sea.

[B]

C. Dishes under sea.

[A]

I filed them under China.

[B]

That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.

[A]

It isn't ridiculous at all. You've been complaining for years that you haven't had enough closets. Well, when I got through rearranging things, I had two closets left over.

[B]

I'm not going to say a thing. Not a single thing at this moment. I don't dare, Father. The door to the basement's locked, and there isn't any keys.

[A]

The key is where it belongs, with all the other keys. They're all tagged, labeled and filed very systematically.

[B]

Where?

[A]

I wish you'd stop looking at me that way. I was merely trying to be helpful. I know it isn't easy to get used to a new system, but you

[B]

will say, dad, I want to give it to him. Here's the letter for you, dad.

[A]

Oh, thank you.

[B]

It was special delivery and I signed for it. It's on the bank.

[A]

So I see. What do you think a bank would be if they didn't have a system? They'd be broke in a week.

[B]

We're not running a bank?

[A]

No. But when some of the bills come in from the department stores. No, it's impossible.

[B]

What's the matter, Father? Is something wrong, dear?

[A]

I'm not overdrawn. How could I possibly be overdrawn?

[B]

Well, they have a system.

[A]

Margaret, this is not a joking matter. The day I left for Round Lake, just a week ago Friday, I deposited over seven seven hundred dollars. How could I be overdrawn?

[B]

Maybe their system didn't work.

[A]

You're darn right it didn't work. Just as soon as I find my checkbook.

[B]

Isn't it in the desk drawer?

[A]

No, I put it someplace else.

[B]

Part of the reorganization?

[A]

Yes. I put it in a much more logical place. A very logical place. Only I can't remember exactly where.

[B]

Why don't you look it up in the catalog?

[A]

The catalog?

[B]

Well, that's where you entered everything, isn't it?

[A]

Well, you see, that's what I've been trying to tell you, Margaret. I was trying to get everything ready for you and the kids when you got home. And I had the catalog all finished and everything.

[B]

But, Jim, you didn't.

[A]

Huh? I lost it.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

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[C]

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[A]

It's only minutes later in the white frame house on Maple street, and the future looks dismal and dark for the family known as Anderson. Father, with his brilliant new system has disorganized the entire household. But it won't be for long. You know how it is with life. It's always darkest before the dawn. And though everything may seem quite grim at the moment, there's really no need to be concerned. Just hang around for a little while and gradually things will get worse.

[B]

Mother, I can't find my skates.

[A]

They're in the basement.

[B]

But the door is locked.

[A]

I know, Jim.

[B]

The first thing we've got to do is put find the keys. We can't live in a house where everything is locked up.

[A]

If I could only remember what I did with the catalog.

[B]

I'll settle for the keys. Can't you remember where you put them?

[A]

I put them in a drawer.

[B]

Which drawer?

[A]

I don't remember. Anyway, I locked the drawer, so what good would it do if I did remember?

[B]

You lock the drawer with all the keys in it?

[A]

Well, naturally, then I put that key somewhere else.

[B]

Where?

[A]

In a towel. I think it was a towel. Maybe it was a pillowcase, Jim. But it's all written down in the catalog. If we can find that, there'll be

[B]

nothing to worry about except trying to get this house back in order again.

[A]

Margaret, there's one thing you refuse to recognize. Doing it my way. I had two closets left over.

[B]

And there's one thing you refuse to recognize. We have two trunks and five suitcases to unpack. How many closets do you think we'll have left over then?

[A]

Oh, I guess I forgot about that. Well, anyway, I tried.

[B]

I'm not worried about the closets. At least they're open. But all those locked drawers and missing keys. What are we going to do about them?

[A]

We'll have to make a thorough search, that's all. Bud.

[B]

He went out to get the rest of the luggage, dear.

[A]

Anytime the doorbell rings, he manages to do something else.

[B]

But you sent him for it.

[A]

Well, how did I know the bell was going to ring? Haven't even been home 15 minutes. You think people would have the decency to let you get your hat off before they start ringing a doorbell? Jim, my boy. Oh, hello, Mr. Drivel. Come on in. I'm not interrupting anything, am I? Oh, no. We were just sitting around playing a little game of button, button, who's got the button. Yes, Jim, I've got news for you. The most wonderful news you've ever heard. It wouldn't have anything to do with a catalog, would it? What? Well, that's sort of a key subject around here right now. I see.

[B]

Who is it, Jim?

[A]

It's Mr. Gribble, honey. I can't stay very long. Just stop by on my way to the club. Saw the car in the driveway, you know. Oh, hello, Mrs. Anderson. Nice to see you back.

[B]

Oh, it's nice to be back. That is, it might be sometime soon.

[A]

Yes, there's no place like home. That's what I always say. The old familiar haunts with everything in its place. And a place for everything.

[B]

Isn't it the truth?

[A]

Yes. You said something about good news, J.P. i did? Oh, yes, I did, didn't I? Jim, my boy, I've done it. Yes, sir. After three years, I finally done it. No. Yes. Well, that's great. What did you do? Why, I've gotten the Springfield Athletic Club to open its membership list. Not far, mind you. Just far enough to let you in. Now, what do you think of that? The Athletic Club. Oh, that's wonderful, J.P. it really is, isn't it, Margaret?

[B]

Oh, yes. I'm just. Goosebumps all over.

[A]

I'm finally going to get into the Athletic Club. Well, I've got to get down there right away, so if you'll just let me have a check for $125. A check? For your application, my boy. I want to get it in before they change their minds. You want me to give you a check? What's the matter with you, Jim? Don't you want to join? Oh, yes, I. I wanted to join for the last five years. Well, then stop staring at me like a congenital moron and give me a check for $125. A check? For a hundred and twenty five dollars,

[B]

Mr. Gribble, we might as well tell

[A]

you I left my checkbook at the office. That's what we wanted to say, wasn't it, Margaret?

[B]

I guess so, dear, if that's what you say.

[A]

Well, there's nothing criminal about that. Of course not. I. I'll drop by the bank first thing in the morning, and then I'll leave a check at your office. How'll that be? Oh, that won't be necessary. It won't be any trouble. J.P. and I don't think it's right for you to lay out all that money. Who said anything about that? You bank with the merchants, don't you? Well, here's one of my blank checks. You can use that. Oh, well. Is that you, Bud?

[B]

I guess so.

[A]

Well, come in, bud. Mr. Gribble's here. Jim, if you'll just make out a check for $125. I want you to meet Bud, J.P. he's a fine boy. I met your son when he was 2 years old. Now, you just make out a check. Bud, you know Mr. Gribble, don't you? Sure. How are you, Mr. Gribble? I'm beginning to wonder. Mr. Gribble's a great baseball fan. Bud, why don't the two of you talk about baseball while I get on the phone? I don't know one end of a baseball bat from the other. All I want. Look, I'll make out the check, and all you have to do is sign it. How will that be? Oh, that'll be fine. Just fine.

[B]

I've got all the bags in, dad. Now can I go see Joe?

[A]

No, I want you to stay here. And why don't you get Mr. Gribble a drink? What kind of a drink? Well, any kind of a drink. Water, anything. I don't care. How about a nice glass of water, J.P. thank you, no. Go ahead. Bud, get Mr. Grimble a glass of water.

[B]

He doesn't want any.

[A]

We'll get it for him anyway.

[B]

Holy cow.

[A]

All right, Jim, it's made out. Now all you have to do is sign. Yes, Betty. Kathy, Mr. Gribble is here.

[B]

Jim, why don't you just tell him?

[A]

Betty. Kathy, can't you hear me?

[B]

What's the matter, Father?

[A]

I just told you, Mr. Gribble is here.

[B]

Good for him.

[A]

Well, don't you want to say hello?

[B]

Hello, Mr. Gribble.

[A]

Hello, Betty. How about Kathy?

[B]

Hello, Mr. GribBLE.

[A]

Hello, Kathy.

[B]

Friendly little group, aren't we?

[A]

Why don't you come down and tell Mr. Gribble. All about the nice summer you had. Jim. Tell him all about it. One day at a time. Jim.

[B]

We're trying to find a key.

[A]

Never mind the key, Mother.

[B]

Mrs. Nelson didn't dust under the bed.

[A]

Never mind, Mrs. Nielsen.

[B]

Jim. Mr. Gribble.

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Never mind, Mr. Gribble.

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Where?

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I guess I'll be running along.

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No, wait.

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I haven't signed the check. Oh, you remember that.

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I'm sure, Mr. Gribble.

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Okay, I'll just. Well, there you are, J.P. and thank you very much. Not at all. It'll be nice having you in the club, I imagine I'll take you to the door. Goodbye, Mrs. Anderson.

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Goodbye, Mr. Gribble. I'm sorry everything was so upset.

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That's quite all right. Quite all right. Jim, my boy. Yes, J.P. when you come down to the club, I. I take things easy for a few weeks. Oh, you seem to have been overdoing things a little. I know what you mean, J.P. i'll be careful. Yes, well, I. I'll be running along. Thanks again for everything. Oh, not at all, my boy. Glad to help. Well, I've joined something. The Athletic Club or Leavenworth. I'm one of the.

[B]

Jim, what on earth were you trying to do?

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I don't know, Margaret. I thought if I could get Bill Morris on the phone about that deposit I made.

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But why didn't you tell Mr. Gribble the truth? I'm sure he'd have understood I couldn't.

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Margaret, would you trust all your insurance to a man who can't keep his bank account straight?

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I thought the bank made the mistake.

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They did. I mean, I think they did. I don't know.

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Here's the water, dad.

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What water?

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You said to get a glass of

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water for Mr. Gribble. Well, he's gone. What'll I do with the water? Drink it.

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I'm not thirsty.

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Just take it outside and water the

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lawn with one glass. Jim, you're getting the boy all confused.

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Well, what do you think I am? No money, no catalog, no keys. Wait a minute.

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Now what?

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The middle drawer in my desk. That's where I put it.

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That's where you put what?

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I don't know. I distinctly remember putting something in it. The catalog. That's where it is.

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Come on, Jim.

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Once we get the catalog, everything will straighten out. We'll find the bank book and the keys and. Uhuh.

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Is it locked?

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Yes, it's locked. Everything's locked. But don't worry, I'll fix this. Where's the letter? Open.

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Oh, Jim, you'll ruin the dad.

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Well, I've got to get it open. There.

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Oh, your poor dad.

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You see, I knew I put it someplace.

[B]

Is it the catalog?

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Well, not exactly. It's. It's the check I was supposed to deposit. Well, that solves one mystery. But the search for the catalog goes on and on. Just goes to show you come out way ahead when you know where to find what you want. Now, when it comes to coffee, you want the most for your money. The most in flavor, the most in enjoyment. And the world's greatest coffee expert can help you find it. Just serve the number one expert, meaning that husband of yours, a cup of Maxwell House. Then when you see him smile and hear him say, best coffee I ever tasted, you'll know it's Maxwell House. For your best money's worth, get a familiar blue Maxwell House tin tomorrow and see what that man of yours says about its wonderful good to the last drop flavor. Then count all the cups of truly good coffee you get from that £1. We think you'll be convinced you get the most for your money with Maxwell House coffee. So tomorrow, introduce the world's greatest coffee expert to coffee that's always good to the last drop. Again, it's moments later in the white frame house on Maple street and only one of the Anderson's many problems has been resolved. Father, who always knows best, has taken care of the money situation. But it's mother, the gentle soul who takes care of the rest. Like this.

[B]

Jim, we've got to go about this thing logically. Now, where were you when you finished the catalog?

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In the kitchen. I wound up with the pots and pans.

[B]

And then the phone rang.

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How do you know?

[B]

Well, didn't it?

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Yes, but how?

[B]

Dear, whenever you lose something, the telephone has always just rung.

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Well, then what happened?

[B]

It was Hector Smith, wasn't it?

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Yes, but I still don't.

[B]

You and Hector made a poker date. You had to make a few notes, didn't you?

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That's right. I had to put down the address and the time.

[B]

And you also put down the catalog.

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Well, I couldn't write with my hands full.

[B]

Now let's see. What handy spot would be the most illogical place for you to put it?

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I put it right on the telephone table and then it disappeared.

[B]

Betty. Yes, Mother? Look. On top of the valance over the hall window.

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Margaret, you know that's ridiculous. Who in his right mind would stick a book away on top of a window valance?

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You would.

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I certainly would not.

[B]

Mother. Yes, Betty? I found the catalog on top of the valance. That's right. Thank you, Betty.

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Well, I guess everything's all straightened out now.

[B]

Not quite, dear, but it will be as soon as we put everything back where it was in the beginning.

[A]

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