Father Knows Best - Superstitious Folk

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio

Father Knows Best – "Superstitious Folk" (June 21, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This charming episode throws us into the heart of golden-era radio with the Anderson family in Father Knows Best. The theme centers around superstition—how small beliefs and old wives' tales influence family life, spark misadventures, and reveal that even self-proclaimed rationalists might not be so immune to "luck" after all. In a lighthearted, comedic exploration, the characters grapple with slumps, lucky hats, fortune-telling, and classic superstitious objects, culminating in a series of mishaps and a surprising sweepstakes win.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Packing Predicament & Jim's Convention (01:50–04:00)

• Jim Anderson packs for a trip to Chicago; banters with his wife Margaret about taking too many socks (“12 pairs of socks? Anybody think I was going to Alaska for the entire winter!”).
• Margaret's practical caution contrasts with Jim's exasperation at being overruled.

2. Bud’s Baseball Bat and Bad Luck (04:13–05:51)

• Bud requests $3 for a new bat, claiming his old one has “used up all the hits,” underscoring a belief in luck transference.
  • Jim: “Luck? Superstitious twaddle. If you can't get a hit with the old bat, you won't get one with a new one, either.” (03:51)

3. Fortune-Telling & The Tall, Dark Stranger (05:36–06:56)

• Betty is anxious about a tennis club date, referencing a "fortune-telling set" warning of a tall, dark man.
  • Jim: “If he's 8ft tall and has hair made of licorice, you're still going out with him.” (05:51)
• Margaret adds her own superstition, relaying that dreaming of a wedding means trouble per her grandmother.
• Jim’s exasperation: “These aren't the Middle Ages. This is the 20th century. We're supposed to be intelligent human beings.” (07:11)

4. The Battle of Superstitions: Anderson Style (08:00–10:42)

• Margaret claims Jim is superstitious too. He vehemently denies, yet obsesses over his missing “lucky” gray hat for conventions.
  • Margaret: “You have just as many silly little superstitions as anyone else.” (07:40)
  • Jim (defensive): “I like that hat. It was the best hat I've ever had... I have a lucky—I mean, I happen to like a certain hat.” (10:00, 10:34)

5. Hat Hijinks and Convoluted Misunderstandings (11:10–14:21)

• The missing hat, given to the junk man (Mr. Adams), becomes a household crisis.
• Meanwhile, Betty’s club date spirals with mistaken identity over which boy she’s meeting (tall and dark anxiety persists).

6. The Afternoon Unravels: Baseball Mishaps, Horseshoes & Ghost Stories (15:25–20:43)

• Bud returns mid-game with a black eye; blames bad luck, Jim blames superstition.
• Kathy breaks a garage window trying to “make everybody lucky” by throwing a horseshoe for good luck (over the wrong shoulder).
  • Jim: “Let's examine this thing calmly and with simple logic. Why is a horseshoe lucky? Horses have millions of them. And are they lucky?” (21:01)
• Ed (neighbor) shares old ghost stories, feeding the superstition motif.

7. Betty’s Date Debacle and Family Chaos (21:45–24:21)

• Police return Betty from a soda shop—her “tall, dark stranger” turns out to be a miscommunication.
• Family confusion and blame swirl, leading to humorous finger-pointing and exhausted parents.

8. Mr. Adams Returns: Unexpected Luck (24:21–25:54)

• Mr. Adams, the junk man, returns not with the hat but bearing gifts—because the hat brought him luck: he won the Irish Sweepstakes.
  • Mr. Adams: “I wouldn’t sell it for a million dollars. Haven’t you heard what it did for me? I just won the Irish Sweepstakes.” (25:21)

9. Wrap-Up and Lighthearted Resolution (27:11–28:51)

• Three days later, Jim returns from his convention, successful, despite having no “lucky hat.”
  • Margaret: "And you did it all without your lucky hat, didn't you?" (28:25)
• Bud’s luck turns around with Mr. Adams’ gifted bat.
• Betty, ever practical, wants her rabbit’s foot back, keeping the cycle of superstition alive (“Now can I please have my rabbit’s foot back?” 28:51).

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• Bud Anderson: "I think I’ve used up all the hits.” (03:29)
• Jim Anderson: "Luck? Superstitious twaddle." (03:51)
• Jim Anderson: (on Betty’s fortune-teller): "If he's 8ft tall and has hair made of licorice, you're still going out with him." (05:51)
• Margaret Anderson: "You have just as many silly little superstitions as anyone else." (07:40)
• Jim Anderson: “My hat has nothing to do with dreams and fortune tellers... I merely want my hat.” (11:17)
• Mr. Adams: "I wouldn’t sell it for a million dollars... I just won the Irish Sweepstakes." (25:21)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:50 – 01:50: Narrator introduces the Andersons; theme of superstition established.
• 01:53 – 04:13: Packing for Jim’s trip; family dynamics.
• 04:13 – 05:51: Bud’s slump and new bat superstition.
• 05:36 – 07:11: Betty’s fortune-teller anxieties.
• 08:00 – 10:42: The lucky gray hat and marital debate on superstition.
• 15:25 – 18:36: Post-baseball chaos, Bud’s black eye.
• 20:23 – 21:40: Kathy’s horseshoe mishap, window broken for luck.
• 21:45 – 24:21: Betty retrieved by the police; confusion peaks.
• 24:21 – 25:54: Mr. Adams’ windfall—hat luck revelation.
• 27:11 – 28:51: Epilogue at breakfast; family reconciliations.

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Conclusion

"Superstitious Folk" delivers gentle satire about old beliefs and irrational fears, as each Anderson succumbs to or disputes superstition in their own way. The story ultimately plays out as a loving portrait of American family life, where quirks, foibles, and a pinch of magic (or luck) always keep things interesting. By the end, luck and logic peacefully coexist, and so does the timeless warmth of the Anderson home.

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For listeners craving nostalgia, wit, and relatable family misadventures, this episode is a classic snapshot of why "Father Knows Best" remains beloved.

Transcript

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[Betty Anderson]

Mother, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world?

[Margaret Anderson]

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best.

[Narrator]

Yes, it's Father Knows Best transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young, his father. A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Andersons, brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop. Since the dark beginnings of time, superstition has played a dismal part in the fumbling progress of man. We, however, live in an enlightened age. And thank goodness we've thrown off the yoke of ignorant superstition. Well, I mean, knocking on wood isn't really a superstition. You do it just because. Well, anyway. In Springfield, in the white frame house on Maple street, we find Jim Anderson packing for a trip to Chicago. And for a change, everything is peaceful and quiet like. Like this.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, it certainly won't hurt to take them along.

[Jim Anderson]

Margaret, I'm only going to be gone three days. How many pairs of socks do you think I can wear?

[Margaret Anderson]

Well, you never can tell, dear, and it's best to be on the safe side.

[Jim Anderson]

12 pairs of socks? Anybody think I was going to Alaska for the entire winter?

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, they weigh practically nothing and I certainly.

[Jim Anderson]

All right, all right, put them in. I'll have enough socks for everybody at the whole convention.

[Betty Anderson]

Dad.

[Jim Anderson]

We're upstairs, buddy.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, you don't need all those shirts.

[Jim Anderson]

What do you mean, all those shirts? I'm only taking six.

[Margaret Anderson]

But you'll only be away three days. You said so yourself.

[Narrator]

But, honey, I've got to look neat.

[Jim Anderson]

All the big shots from the home office will be there.

[Margaret Anderson]

I think three shirts are quite enough. You just have to be a little careful, that's all.

[Jim Anderson]

Okay. Three shirts. Fine thing. A man can't even pack the bag the way he wants to.

[Bud Anderson]

Say, dad, can I talk to you for a minute?

[Jim Anderson]

About what?

[Narrator]

Well, handkerchiefs.

[Jim Anderson]

Mustn't forget handkerchiefs.

[Margaret Anderson]

I've already put them in, dear.

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, thank you. Well, what is it, bud?

[Bud Anderson]

Could I have $3?

[Jim Anderson]

No. What happened to that bottle opener I had in the top drawer.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, if it's going to be that kind of convention.

[Jim Anderson]

It isn't, Margaret. But I just thought. Well, never mind,

[Bud Anderson]

dad.

[Jim Anderson]

But I said no.

[Bud Anderson]

I know, dad, but this is an emergency.

[Jim Anderson]

What kind of an emergency?

[Bud Anderson]

The worst kind.

[Jim Anderson]

I've never known you to have any other. Why do you need $3?

[Bud Anderson]

Well, it's for the baseball team. I need another bat.

[Jim Anderson]

You mean you've broken the old one already? No, but.

[Bud Anderson]

Well, I. I think I've used up all the hits.

[Jim Anderson]

You what?

[Bud Anderson]

I'm in an awful slump, Dad. I haven't had a hit in two weeks, and if I can just buy a bat with some hits in it.

[Jim Anderson]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. You've got a perfectly good bat. Why waste $3 on another one?

[Bud Anderson]

But, dad, I've got to do something to change my luck.

[Jim Anderson]

Luck? Superstitious twaddle. If you can't get a hit with the old bat, you won't get one with a new one, either.

[Bud Anderson]

But, dad.

[Jim Anderson]

Particularly if I have to pay for it. Well, I guess I'm all packed.

[Margaret Anderson]

You haven't forgotten anything, have you, dear?

[Jim Anderson]

I don't think so, but how about taking the bag downstairs like a good fellow?

[Bud Anderson]

Okay. But look, dad, we're playing a very important game this afternoon and.

[Margaret Anderson]

Just a moment. Bud.

[Betty Anderson]

What is it, Kathy? I don't care what she says. You can't go. Mother, Betty says I can't go to the club with her this afternoon. And you said I could.

[Margaret Anderson]

I said I'd ask her, dear.

[Betty Anderson]

Mother, it's bad enough going out with a boy I don't even know, but if I have to drag her along, they're going to play tennis and I want to watch.

[Jim Anderson]

Kathy, if Betty says you can't go, then you can't go. Now, stop arguing.

[Betty Anderson]

You love her more than you love me. That's why you're always sticking up for her.

[Jim Anderson]

I'm not sticking up for anybody. You can watch Bud play baseball.

[Narrator]

No.

[Jim Anderson]

What?

[Bud Anderson]

Holy cow. Dad, you don't know what you're doing.

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, I don't, huh?

[Margaret Anderson]

She.

[Bud Anderson]

She's worse than a black cat. She's worse than an umpire.

[Jim Anderson]

Now, listen, Bud, there's no reason.

[Bud Anderson]

But, dad, you've never heard her. She sounds like a fire siren. She gets both teams rattled.

[Betty Anderson]

Bunch of sand lotters.

[Margaret Anderson]

It's all right, Kathy. You can stay home with me as afternoon.

[Betty Anderson]

But I want to do something.

[Margaret Anderson]

We'll find something to do.

[Jim Anderson]

How about the Bag, bud.

[Bud Anderson]

Okay. Not having enough trouble. They want me to take her along.

[Betty Anderson]

Father.

[Jim Anderson]

What is it?

[Betty Anderson]

Betty, is Mr. Davis's nephew tall and dark?

[Jim Anderson]

How do I know? I've never even seen him. What difference does it make anyway?

[Betty Anderson]

Well, Janie lit told my fortune yesterday and the card said to be careful of a tall, dark man. And if he's tall and dark.

[Jim Anderson]

Betty, if he's 8ft tall and has hair made of licorice, you're still going out with him. He's only going to be in town this weekend and I gave Ed Davis my word.

[Betty Anderson]

But, Father.

[Jim Anderson]

Idiotic thing I've ever heard in my life. Just because Janie Liggett hasn't got a brain in her head.

[Betty Anderson]

It wasn't Janie's idea, Father. She has a fortune telling set. And it's wonderful. It costs $4.

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, pardon me. I thought it was one of the cheap two dollar sets.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, I know you're going to say it's silly, but I did have a dream about a wedding last night.

[Jim Anderson]

Margaret, not you, too.

[Margaret Anderson]

Well, you remember my Grandmother Williams, the Hottentot kid. Jim, Grandmother Williams was a very sweet woman. And she said when you dream of a wedding, it means trouble.

[Jim Anderson]

Well, that depends on who's getting married.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim,

[Jim Anderson]

you certainly don't believe in that poppycock, do you?

[Margaret Anderson]

Well, no, but if Betty's going to feel uneasy.

[Jim Anderson]

Feel uneasy about what? Since when is a dream something to be afraid of?

[Betty Anderson]

I'm not afraid of dreams, Daddy.

[Jim Anderson]

Nine years old and she's the only intelligent one in the whole house. You're a very sensible little girl, Kathy.

[Betty Anderson]

I'm not afraid of anything because I've got a lucky penny and a rabbit's foot and a horseshoe and.

[Jim Anderson]

Margaret, what's gotten into this family anyway? These aren't the Middle Ages. This is the 20th century. We're supposed to be intelligent human beings.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, it's not that we believe in these things.

[Jim Anderson]

Then what does it mean? All this twaddle about dreams and fortune tellers and bats with hits in them. You sound like a bunch of Stone Age simpletons.

[Betty Anderson]

Why, Father.

[Margaret Anderson]

Now just a moment. Jim Anderson, you have just as many silly little superstitions as anyone else.

[Jim Anderson]

I certainly do not.

[Margaret Anderson]

You most certainly certainly do.

[Jim Anderson]

Kathy.

[Betty Anderson]

Yes, Daddy?

[Jim Anderson]

Go downstairs and help Bud.

[Betty Anderson]

What's he doing?

[Jim Anderson]

How do I know what he's doing? Go downstairs and find out and help him.

[Margaret Anderson]

Gee.

[Jim Anderson]

Well, now see here, Margaret.

[Margaret Anderson]

Yes?

[Jim Anderson]

In my time, I've walked under hundreds of ladders, broken thousands of mirrors, ignored millions of black cats and if you can call that being superstitious.

[Betty Anderson]

I'll bet that's Charlie.

[Jim Anderson]

Who?

[Betty Anderson]

Charlie Davis. And Father, if he's tall and dark.

[Jim Anderson]

Betty.

[Betty Anderson]

But, Father, Janie said.

[Jim Anderson]

I don't care what Janie said. You are going out with Charlie Davis.

[Betty Anderson]

Oh, pooh.

[Margaret Anderson]

Betty, it's for you.

[Jim Anderson]

Slip it right down, bud. Go ahead.

[Betty Anderson]

Betty, if this is the 20th century, why do I have to be treated like somebody slain?

[Jim Anderson]

I don't know what's gotten into that girl.

[Margaret Anderson]

What are you looking for, dear?

[Jim Anderson]

My gray hat, right up here on the shelf.

[Margaret Anderson]

It's downstairs in the hall closet.

[Jim Anderson]

Yeah, I mean my old gray hat, the one I always wear to conventions.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, it was all worn out. It was dirty and the ribbon was faded.

[Jim Anderson]

Margaret, what did you do with my hat?

[Margaret Anderson]

Well, I gave it to Mr. Adams.

[Jim Anderson]

Mister? You mean the junk man?

[Margaret Anderson]

Yes, dear.

[Jim Anderson]

You gave my hat to the junk man?

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, you have a brand new hat.

[Jim Anderson]

Margaret, how could you do a thing like that to me? That was my luck. I mean, how could you?

[Margaret Anderson]

But you said.

[Jim Anderson]

I've worn that hat to conventions for 15 years. You know I never go to a convention without it.

[Narrator]

What were you thinking of, Father?

[Betty Anderson]

He is tall and he's got the blackest hair you ever saw. I won't go with him, and you can't make me.

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, I can't, can't I? Betty Anderson, you'll go out with that boy or you'll never go out again. But, Father, I've had enough trouble. Give a man's hat away at a time like this.

[Margaret Anderson]

Betty, after all, your father knows best. And if he.

[Betty Anderson]

All right, I'll go. But if anything happens to me, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

[Margaret Anderson]

Betty, your father's going away. Aren't you going to say goodbye?

[Betty Anderson]

Sure, goodbye. And I hope you have a very nice time.

[Jim Anderson]

Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. A perfectly good hat sitting up on a shelf, not hurting a soul.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, you said you weren't superstitious.

[Jim Anderson]

Superstitious? What is superstition got to do with it? I like that hat. It was the best hat I've ever had.

[Margaret Anderson]

But it was all worn out.

[Jim Anderson]

It was a perfect hat for going to conventions, and you know it, Bud.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim.

[Bud Anderson]

You want me, dad?

[Jim Anderson]

Get Mr. Adams on the phone.

[Bud Anderson]

Who?

[Narrator]

Mr. Adams, the junk man.

[Jim Anderson]

Tell him I want my gray hat back.

[Bud Anderson]

It's in the closet, dad.

[Jim Anderson]

My old gray hat. Tell him I'll give him $5 for it.

[Bud Anderson]

For that hat, Bud. Okay, dad.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, you're being very foolish about this whole Thing?

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, I am, am I? Just because I have a lucky. Just because I happen to like a certain hat, I'm being foolish. That's fine, Jim.

[Margaret Anderson]

Your train leaves in less than an hour.

[Jim Anderson]

Well, let it leave. I'll take a plane, a walk. But until Mr. Adams comes back with my hat, I'm not going to. What is it, Kathy?

[Betty Anderson]

Mr. Davis is here.

[Narrator]

Oh, no.

[Jim Anderson]

What does he want? I'll be right down, Ed. Take your time, Jim. No hurry.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, please don't make a fuss in front of Ed.

[Jim Anderson]

Of course not. You know I've got better sense than that.

[Margaret Anderson]

I do.

[Jim Anderson]

Well, I guess I've got everything except my hat.

[Margaret Anderson]

I don't understand, Jim. After that long speech you made about dreams and fortune telling.

[Jim Anderson]

Margaret, my hat has nothing to do with dreams and fortune tellers. Isn't a question of superstition anything like that. I merely want my hat. And in the future, will you please leave my things alone?

[Margaret Anderson]

Yes, dear.

[Jim Anderson]

I'm not asking for anything unusual. Just don't give my hats to the junk man.

[Margaret Anderson]

All right, dear.

[Jim Anderson]

Jim, I'm sorry to barge in at a time like this. I know you must be kind of busy. Well, it's all right.

[Margaret Anderson]

How are you, Ed?

[Jim Anderson]

Fine, Margaret. That's fine. Jim, I have some property in Chicago and I wonder if you'll do me a big favor while you're there. Sure, Ann. I'll be glad to.

[Bud Anderson]

Dad, Mr. Adams wasn't there.

[Jim Anderson]

That's impossible. He must be there.

[Bud Anderson]

Okay. But Mrs. Adams said he wasn't. She's going to see if she can find him.

[Jim Anderson]

Margaret, now do you see what you've done?

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, you said.

[Jim Anderson]

I know what I said, but. Good grief. Anything wrong, Jim? Everything's wrong. We've had nothing but trouble all day. My good hat's gone, the junk man's gone. Betty didn't even want to go out with your nephew just because he's tall and dark. You mean Charlie? Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? Oh, I don't understand. Oh, Janie Liggett has some kind of an idiotic set that tells fortunes, and she told Betty. I understand that part all right. Used to be quite a hand with a Ouija board. But I don't understand about Charlie. Oh, there's nothing to worry about, Ed. She went with him even though he is tall and dark.

[Narrator]

But he isn't.

[Jim Anderson]

Charlie's short and he has red hair.

[Margaret Anderson]

Oh, no.

[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

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[Bud Anderson]

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[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

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[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

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[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

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[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

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[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

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[Narrator]

Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. It's a far cry from the witches of Macbeth to the Andersons of Springfield, but not as far as you might think. An hour has passed and the situation is altered only slightly. Bud is out playing baseball. Kathy is out playing. Well, whatever it is that nine year old girls play. But in the white frame house on Maple street, the air is charged with nervous tension. Not a word has been heard from Betty and the Andersons and Ed Davis can do nothing but wait.

[Jim Anderson]

Like this, don't like this, don't like it at all. Look, Ed, I don't care what you do, but do something. Well, let's try this. H. Let me see now, Jim, I

[Margaret Anderson]

don't understand how you can sit there at a time like this and play canaster.

[Jim Anderson]

Well, what do you want me to do? Margaret? We haven't left a stone unturned. We've called all her friends, the club, all the authorities, and they've promised to let us know the second either one of them turns up.

[Margaret Anderson]

There must be someone else we can call.

[Jim Anderson]

Like who? I'm not even sure calling the police was such a good idea. Jim, you've got to understand my position. After all, Charlie is my nephew and we don't know where he is, the idiot. We don't know where Betty is or how the boy with the dark hair got into it. Very confusing. Whose turn is it? Well, the whole thing is certainly nothing to worry about. Just because Janie Liggett is a superstitious little twerp.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, after all the fuss you made about your hat, how can you call anyone superstitious?

[Jim Anderson]

My hat has nothing to do with it, and I didn't make a fuss.

[Margaret Anderson]

Then why did you miss your train?

[Jim Anderson]

Because I decided to fly. I wanted to find out what happened to Betty, that's all. Nothing complicated about it. And it has nothing to do with superstition. I guarantee that when Betty shows up, there'll be a perfectly logical explanation of the whole thing.

[Margaret Anderson]

Well, I hope you're right.

[Jim Anderson]

Of course I'm right. Go ahead, Ed. It's your turn. You haven't put down a card. Oh, well, just a minute. It's certainly taking long enough. I have a right to think about it, don't I? Just don't rush me.

[Narrator]

You know, when I was a boy,

[Jim Anderson]

we lived in an old house on the north side, and the place was simply crawling with grass. Ghosts.

[Narrator]

Well, one day.

[Jim Anderson]

Wait a minute, Ed. Don't tell me you believe in ghosts. Why not? Well, it's ridiculous. Everybody knows there's no such thing. Oh, they do, do they? Well, let me tell you, Jim, there

[Narrator]

wasn't a night went by.

[Betty Anderson]

Betty?

[Margaret Anderson]

It's me, Mom.

[Jim Anderson]

I'm sorry, Ed. What are you doing home? Bud thought you're going to play baseball.

[Bud Anderson]

Well, I started to play, but. Gosh, Dad, I told you that bat wasn't any good.

[Margaret Anderson]

Bud, what on earth happened to your eye?

[Jim Anderson]

You gods. Another shiner, Bud, have you been fighting again?

[Bud Anderson]

I got hit with a baseball.

[Jim Anderson]

That's great. You know, if this keeps up, you're going to have that Eye worn out?

[Bud Anderson]

I couldn't help it, Dad. I asked you to let me buy another bat.

[Jim Anderson]

You were hit with a ball. What does a bat have to do with it?

[Bud Anderson]

Well, they took me out for a pinch of hitter. And while I was sitting on the bench, I got hit in the eye.

[Jim Anderson]

There, you see? That's what you get for being superstitious.

[Margaret Anderson]

Why aren't you on the train?

[Jim Anderson]

Who said anything about a train?

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, but is only doing the things you taught him.

[Jim Anderson]

I taught him? When did I teach him anything about a bat with no hits in it?

[Margaret Anderson]

Well, it amounts to the same thing. That's because you're concerned over a silly old hat.

[Jim Anderson]

I'm not concerned about my hat. The hat has nothing to do with it. And Margaret, will you please stop changing the subject? Oh, no, not again. What was that? The glazier's delight? Kathy.

[Margaret Anderson]

Bud, tell Kathy to come in here, please.

[Bud Anderson]

Okay. Tells me I can't get a new bat and then blames the whole thing on me.

[Jim Anderson]

As I was saying, Jim, we had a rocking chair in our living room, and every night it went back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. What does that prove? Well, it certainly wasn't moving all by itself. You know, Ed, you certainly have some very peculiar ideas. I don't say anything peculiar about them at all. And if you weren't so doggone stubborn. Stubborn? Me? You're the one who's being stubborn. I'll show you a dozen books that prove there's no such thing as a goat. And I'll show you two dozen books that prove there are.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, my grandmother William said that when she was a girl.

[Jim Anderson]

Now, there's a great authority for you. A dame who spent half her life running around with Hottentots.

[Margaret Anderson]

She was a very sweet woman, and you have no right to make fun of her.

[Jim Anderson]

I'm not making fun of her. I'm merely trying to tell you that superstition is silly.

[Margaret Anderson]

Where did you get that hat?

[Jim Anderson]

What?

[Betty Anderson]

Oh, nothing.

[Margaret Anderson]

I was just thinking.

[Bud Anderson]

Come on, will ya?

[Betty Anderson]

Well, stop pulling me. Why do you always have to pull?

[Jim Anderson]

Daddy, what did you do out there?

[Betty Anderson]

I couldn't help it, Daddy. I was trying to make everybody lucky.

[Bud Anderson]

She heaved a horseshoe through the garage window.

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, fine. We just had it fixed.

[Betty Anderson]

But, Daddy, I was worried about Betty, and they told me if I threw it over my right shoulder.

[Bud Anderson]

Your left shoulder, dopey.

[Betty Anderson]

Oh, well, no wonder.

[Jim Anderson]

Kathy, do you see what you've done?

[Margaret Anderson]

She was just trying to be helpful, dear.

[Jim Anderson]

Sure, and I'm going to be sent back another $4.20 for a window.

[Betty Anderson]

But Daddy, they said it was lucky.

[Jim Anderson]

Who said it was lucky?

[Betty Anderson]

The man who fixed the window.

[Jim Anderson]

Look, Kathy, let's examine this thing calmly and with simple logic. Why is a horseshoe lucky?

[Betty Anderson]

Well, everybody says it is.

[Jim Anderson]

Horses have millions of them. And are they lucky?

[Betty Anderson]

Some of them are.

[Jim Anderson]

That idiotic rabbit's foot you carry around. Where's the rabbit it used to belong to? Did it bring him any luck?

[Betty Anderson]

Well, he was lucky while he had.

[Jim Anderson]

Didn't keep him from getting shot, did it? He had four feet. Four nice lucky rabbit's feet and he still got shot.

[Betty Anderson]

He must have looked at the moon over the wrong shoulder.

[Jim Anderson]

Now look, Kathy.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim. I'll answer it, dear, if it's Betty. Please don't lose your temper.

[Jim Anderson]

Silliest family I've ever seen. I think we were living in the Middle Ages. Horseshoes and rabbits feet.

[Betty Anderson]

Father, how could you do this to me? How could you?

[Jim Anderson]

You get inside. I'll talk to you later. Officer.

[Narrator]

We found her at Crandall's Drugstore, Mr. Anderson. She was having a soda and he

[Betty Anderson]

wouldn't even let me finish.

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, well. Sorry you were put to all this trouble, Officer. I'll see that it doesn't happen again.

[Narrator]

That's okay.

[Margaret Anderson]

Used to it, Jim, Is it?

[Betty Anderson]

Betty? Mother, why did you do this to me? Having me dragged home by the police and everybody looking at me.

[Margaret Anderson]

Darling, we were so worried.

[Jim Anderson]

Where's Charlie? What did you do with that rattle brained redhead?

[Narrator]

Did you want the boys? Nobody told me to bring them.

[Jim Anderson]

You mean there were two of them?

[Betty Anderson]

Father, why didn't you listen to me? I told you I didn't want to go with Tommy.

[Jim Anderson]

You said it was Charlie.

[Betty Anderson]

I didn't say it was Charlie. I said he was tall and dark and Janie Liggett said I was going to have trouble, but you wouldn't listen.

[Jim Anderson]

I'm sorry I listened in the first place. Who was the other boy?

[Betty Anderson]

Tommy.

[Jim Anderson]

Tommy who?

[Betty Anderson]

I don't know, but he's a friend of Charlie's. And Charlie was trying to get a date for him and he knew he was going to be late, so he sent Tommy and we met him down at Mr. Crandall's. And it's all your fault.

[Jim Anderson]

What's my fault? If you hadn't started that ridiculous thing about Janie Liggett in the Tall Dark Man.

[Narrator]

Will you be needing me for anything else?

[Jim Anderson]

Oh, thank you, Officer. I think everything's under control now.

[Narrator]

Well, I wouldn't be so sure. Sounds to me like the whole House is infested with leprechauns. Better leave a bowl of milk out for them tonight. Otherwise you'll have nothing but trouble. Thank you, Officer. We'll do just that.

[Jim Anderson]

Now we've got leprechaun. Betty. What happened to that idiot nephew of mine?

[Betty Anderson]

Nothing. When the policeman came, he and Tommy didn't know what to do. So they're having another soda.

[Jim Anderson]

Just wait till I get my hands on that carrot headed numbskull. Just wait.

[Margaret Anderson]

It wasn't his fault, Ed. The whole thing was a very unfortunate misunderstanding, that's all.

[Jim Anderson]

It's more than that. It's a perfect example of what I've been trying to tell you. You see what superstition has done to this family?

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, it's not that important.

[Jim Anderson]

It is important. We're supposed to be a healthy, normal American family. And what happened to us? We've become involved in a bunch of old World superstitions. And all our lives are affected. Bud gets a black eye. Kathy breaks a window. Betty gets the whole neighborhood upset with her tall, dark stranger. Jim, it's very well to scoff at superstition, but when I was a boy. Ye. God. Now what I tell you, that chair rocked back and forth, back and forth. Mr. Anderson, my friend.

[Narrator]

My wonderful friend.

[Jim Anderson]

It's about time you got here. Where's my hat?

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, you mustn't blame Mr. Adams. I gave him the hat.

[Jim Anderson]

Mrs. Anderson, look what I brought for you. The biggest box of candy I could find.

[Narrator]

This is the biggest box of candy in Springfield.

[Margaret Anderson]

Why, Mr. Adams.

[Narrator]

Go ahead, take it. Take it. I want you to have it. It's for you.

[Jim Anderson]

Mr. Adams, all we want is the hat.

[Narrator]

May I?

[Jim Anderson]

Please.

[Narrator]

I brought a doll for the little girl. Presents for everybody. A baseball bat and perfume.

[Jim Anderson]

Mr. Adams, I have to go to Chicago. May I please have my hat?

[Narrator]

Look, Mr. Anderson.

[Jim Anderson]

Cigars.

[Narrator]

The biggest box I could find.

[Jim Anderson]

Mr. Adams.

[Narrator]

Three for a half. That's expensive. But nothing is too good for my friend.

[Jim Anderson]

Thank you very much. Now may I have my hat?

[Bud Anderson]

The hat?

[Narrator]

That wonderful hat.

[Jim Anderson]

You know, all my life I've been

[Narrator]

an unlucky man, a junk man, a poor peddler. And then you gave me that hat, that beautiful hat.

[Jim Anderson]

I said I'd give you $5. Oh, I couldn't sell that.

[Narrator]

Not that hat.

[Margaret Anderson]

$10, Jim.

[Narrator]

Mr. Anderson, $15. I wouldn't sell it for a million dollars. Haven't you heard what it did for me? I just won the Irish Sweepstakes.

[Jim Anderson]

Foreign

[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

for you folks who know and love Maxwell House.

[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

drop flavor in your cup, now's the time.

[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

Like this. I guess I made them sit up and take notice right in front of everybody. Mr. Craig said they couldn't have placed the Springfield area in more capable hands.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, he didn't.

[Jim Anderson]

He certainly did. He's only the president of the company, that's all. Boy, you should have seen the eyes, Pop.

[Bud Anderson]

Say, dad, you know how many hits I got yesterday with the bat Mr. Adams gave me? Six.

[Jim Anderson]

That's fine, Bud. How come you had a game yesterday?

[Bud Anderson]

Well, it wasn't a regular league game. I was just fooling around with Kathy's team.

[Betty Anderson]

He hit three home runs.

[Bud Anderson]

Oh, it wasn't so much.

[Betty Anderson]

Father.

[Jim Anderson]

Yes, Betty?

[Betty Anderson]

I'm going to a formal next Friday and I saw the most beautiful dress again.

[Margaret Anderson]

Betty, your father just got home.

[Betty Anderson]

But Mother, Tommy said it was going to be the most exclusive formal of the year.

[Jim Anderson]

Tommy? You mean the tall dark one?

[Betty Anderson]

Uh huh.

[Jim Anderson]

You know, May, we're going to have trouble with him after all.

[Margaret Anderson]

Jim, let's not get started on that again. It was a very successful convention, wasn't it?

[Jim Anderson]

It certainly was. I accomplished a great deal.

[Margaret Anderson]

And you did it all without your

[Jim Anderson]

lucky hat, didn't you, Margaret? I never said it was a lucky hat. I merely said, well, the man's entitled to a few little idiosyncrasies. That's all it was. So let's just forget it.

[Margaret Anderson]

All right, dear.

[Betty Anderson]

Daddy?

[Jim Anderson]

Yes, Kathy?

[Betty Anderson]

Is everything all right now? I mean, you aren't going away on any more trips or anything, are you?

[Jim Anderson]

No, Kathy, I'm staying right here. And everything's just as fine as it can be.

[Betty Anderson]

Good. Now can I please have my rabbit's foot back?

[Narrator]

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[Jim Anderson]

Stay tuned for screen guild and the seventh fail on NBC. Oh, I have had no luck lately. Wait lady.

[Betty Anderson]

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[Jim Anderson]

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[Narrator]

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[Bluff]

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