
Green Hornet - The Smuggler Signs His Name (aka-The Smuggling Racket) - 11/25/1939
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Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
He hunts the biggest of all game public enemies that even the G Men cannot reach. The Green Hornet. With his faithful valet, Cato Britt Reed, daring young publisher matches wits with the underworld, risking his life that criminals and racketeers within the law may feel its weight by the sting of the Green Hornet. Ride with Brit Reed. As he races toward another thrilling adventure. The Green Hornet strikes again. Hurricane. Here's where we slice a smuggling racket. This is the customs office right here. Oxford, Charlie. It's a big place, Lori. What's all this courtyard for? They hold parades or something you love. Don't you know what a customs office is? What are you trying to do, make me out of business? Now, with you, that's not necessary. I can see the proof right before my eyes. I ain't been a detective for not alone. The police department would give you an argument on that. The customs office is where? It's where. Well, golly, it's where the customs inspectors hang out. Surprise. You do know something. And if that ain't the answer, I. Holy crow. You mean I hit it right for you? It's a bullseye. The customs office is where people coming into the country make their declarations. Declarations of independence. No, you SAP. Declarations of the stuff they're bringing into the country. Now, look. See that guy with the cap ahead of us? Yeah. Standing next to the truck. Is he a customs officer? Yep. The guy with him is giving him some kind of argument, huh? It looks that way. Super snakes. Lori, look at that trunk. It fell off the truck and got all smashed open. Say, maybe there is some news here, huh? Gunnigan gave me this as a routine assignment because things were dull. But who knows? Maybe that guy's important enough to give us a story for the Sentinel. Come on, let's go over there and listen in. I shall notify my gardener. I am the vice counsel for my country in this city. You have no right to inspect my luggage. It was a mistake, Mr. Smead. You did it deliberately. Even a blind man could see the diplomatic seals on my baggage. You brought in eight trunks. That's a lot, even for a diplomat. I shall report this occurrence. There's no harm done. We'll send your stuff to your home. No harm? What is this trunk here? You deliberately let it smash open. Okay, I did, as a matter of fact. Mr. Sneed. I wanted to see what was in that trunk. This is an outrage. There's been plenty of smuggling going on. Look at the contents of this trunk. What of it? Nothing in it but lace handkerchiefs. Imported lace. What are you doing with a trunk full of imported lace handkerchiefs? You have no right to ask questions. Yeah, I know. Diplomatic immunity. Those handkerchiefs are for the consulate. I. I may give some away as gifts. If you ask me, you're smuggling them in. For the last time. You have no right to question me. I will lodge a protest against this. It will be no. Hey, this is pretty expensive lace, isn't it? How dare you. Golly, look at all the decorations on it. Give me that. Hey, take it easy. For the last time, I've had enough of this prying. Who are these two? Search me. We're reporters, mister, from the Daily Sentence. Reporter, sir. There is no story here. Go back to your paper. Golly, what's eaten here? This. This oath. Meaning me, Mr. Snead? You and no other. I am leaving. I am going to the consulate. And I warn you, unless these trunks are delivered at once with none of the diplomatic seals tampered with, I shall see that you lose your job. Your government will pay damages for that broken trunk as well. Holy cow. He's mad enough to chew nails. Hey, what's all this talk about smuggling? Who is that guy named Smead? He's a foreign diplomat. If you ask me, the guy's using his diplomatic job as a cover for smuggling. What are you going to do? Me? I can't do a thing. You heard him yelling about his immunity. Holy crow. You mean he's bringing in stuff without pay? No duty. Yeah, but. Just try and pin it on him. I'll be lucky if he doesn't get my badge for this. You guys might as well go peddle your papers. I'm in hot water enough already. Well, that's what I call reporting. Larry, I send you out to cover a customs house and what happens? 2 bitch diplomat gets riled when a trunk bus stop and you're told to go. Pedal your papers and you go. Sure. I went, Gunnigan, because I had something better. I see you're too important for a little assignment like the Customs House, eh? Wearing a balloon where your head ought to be, huh? Or is your work on the Daily Sentinel beginning to bore you, Lowry? Oh, for Pete's sake. Gonna give me a break? I tell you, I got something. Yeah, and maybe I can prove it right now. Maybe you better, Casey. Hey, Casey.
Casey / Laurie
Have you two finished your word?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Battle Final round. Casey, did you tell the boss we wanted to see him? I don't see why Reed has to be flying.
Casey / Laurie
Well, he said he'd be right out. Oh, here he is now.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Yes. What's this about? Okay, Larry, give. Boss, I swiped a handkerchief this afternoon. I want your grief, Larry. Swipe. See, now he's a kleptomaniac. Okay, then. Borrowed. But Snead doesn't know I have it. Snead? At the Customs House? He's some half pint vice consul. When Axford and I got there, he was having a terrific argument with one of the customs officials. Diplomat shouldn't have to argue with the Customs. That's what he said. There was a busted trunk and I took this handkerchief from it.
Casey / Laurie
Gosh, that's a beauty.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
This guy sneeded a dozen trunks and the one I saw was jammed full of lace hankies. So instead of a story, Laurie comes home with a lace hanky.
Casey / Laurie
It's one of the loveliest I've ever seen. Well, what?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Hey, Casey, you don't have to grab it out of my hand.
Casey / Laurie
Laurie, are you sure you're not pulling a gag?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Huh?
Casey / Laurie
Are you sure this hanky didn't come from Creevy's?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Creevey's, the department store?
Casey / Laurie
They've made a feature of imported lace handkerchiefs like this at a swell price.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Case. You're sure they're the same as this one?
Casey / Laurie
Mr. Reed, that's one thing a woman knows. Materials.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
And you got this at the Customs House, Larry? Out of Sneed's trunk? Boss, what is this, a memory test? It's more than that, Gunnigan. Larry said he had a story and I believe he has. Right, Laurie? Check. Boss, I have the same idea about this guy Sneed that the customs official had. Customs official? And he didn't mince any words either. He told this guy off, even though it may mean his job.
Casey / Laurie
Gosh, Mr. Reed, I smell a mouse.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Not a mouse, Casey. What you smell is a smuggling racket. What? Larry, you're suggesting Sneed is smuggling these in? He had plenty in case he saw him in that store. Well, maybe you are a reporter, but,
Casey / Laurie
Mr. Reed, the department store may have gotten the hankies some other way. Some honest way.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Why not? This guy hasn't got a corner on lace hankies. What about the price, Ms. Case? Did Creeve's offer them at a low price?
Casey / Laurie
Yes, Mr. Reed. It was much cheaper than anywhere else.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
It's a natural, boss. Creevey's is a big firm. They sell plenty of these things. Who's gonna trace em? That's true, Larry. It would be difficult. Sure, Larry, you missed your calling. You're not a reporter, you're an amateur sleuth. What reporter isn't? Gunnigan?
Casey / Laurie
Gosh, Mr. Reed, if this is true, think of the thousands of people that are buying smuggled goods.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
And the thousands this guy Sneed is picking up. Reid, can't you turn any place without running into a racket of some kind? I'm afraid not, Gunnigan. Every place you look, somebody is raking in the chips. I'm doing it by stacking the cards. Smuggling in lace. What can be done about it?
Casey / Laurie
Can't Sneed be arrested without proof, Casey?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Even with proof, Ms. Casey, remember, Snead is a foreigner in this country under diplomatic immunity. All the police could do is make him leave the country.
Casey / Laurie
I see.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
People who purchase these handkerchiefs will be out of luck.
Casey / Laurie
Why?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
For possessing smuggled goods. Casey. It'll be a mess all around, Ms. Casey. One thing gets me, boss. How does Sneed deliver this goods to the department store? Who's he working with? Gottig and Lowry dug this up. Can you keep him on it? You think there's a story? Perhaps. Okay, where do I start? I got the police in on this. Give them the tip, cover Sneed, make a tent, Boss, you find out who he's dealing with. There's something for the police and plenty for the Daily Sentinel. Whatever you get, phone it in. I'll have a rewrite man hand. Sneed's gonna have to move those goods fast. And the Sentinel wants to know how. That evening, Brit Reed returned to his apartment and gave certain instructions to Cato, his valet and the only living man to know him as the Green Hornet. You understand what I want, Cato? Yes, Mr. Beth. A chemical ink that'll be invisible for a certain period. Period? And then begin to show up. You can do that? It's easy, Mr. Brett. Laurie and Knack's really where? The police shadowing Sneed's home. Even if they have some idea about who's working with Sneed in this smuggling racket, they may be unable to get proof. And that puts it up to us. You go out tonight. Tonight, Cato, as the Green Hornet get down to the hiding place of the Black Beauty and start preparing the chemical. I'll join you as soon as I hear from low. Hello, Mark. Yes, Larry, what is it? I called Gunnigan. He said you left word to ring your apartment. The police have any news? Sneed's throwing a party, boss. Axford and Moran and I have been checking the guests. Come on, get to the point. Moran spotted one of the guests. Looks like our hunch was right. Don't tell me Sneed's trying to move that lace now. No, not yet, boss. But one of the guests was from the department store. Was it to Creevy himself? Not Creevey, boss. Creevy's daughter. Creevy's daughter? Looks like you may have a story, Larry. If we get anything else, I'll give it to Gunnigan tomorrow. Yes, do that. Good night, boss. Creevy's daughter? Yeah. If anyone can get good smuggle into the department store, she could. I think I'll go to that party myself, Brit. Reed went through a sliding panel in the rear of his clothes breast, then along a narrow passageway hidden within the wall of the apartment house, which led directly to the supposedly abandoned building where Cato's laboratory stood next to the sleek streamlined car of the Green Hornet. Are you almost through with the chemical, Cato? Yes, sir. You're poured in this container as soon as you add the reagent. I'm adding it now, Mr. B. Your knowledge of chemistry comes in handy, Cato. Here, I'll hold the funnel. Now cap this container and put it in your pocket. You have the Hornet mask and the gun in the car. Do I have the Black Beardicato? We can't get too close to Sneed's place with the police watching. I'll leave the black Beauty a little distance off and trust to the darkness to get in. It's the dangerous Mr. Bit Allow recalled after you left the apartment. Snead is having a party. One of the guests is Ms. Creevey. Creevy? When she and Sneed start discussing the smuggle lace, there's going to be another guest present, Cato. An uninvited guest. Call the Green Hornet. Ah, Ms. Creevy.
Casey / Laurie
Mr. Sneed, this is a lovely party.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
I'm so glad that you enjoy it. Would you care to dance?
Casey / Laurie
No, thanks. I'm rather tired. Can't we just talk?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Surely, Miss Creevy. Here through this door. Now we can talk privately.
Casey / Laurie
You brought in the lace.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Eight large trunks, Crammed full. It was almost some difficulty.
Casey / Laurie
What?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
The blundering customs inspector let the trunks fall off the truck.
Casey / Laurie
Does anyone suspect?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
One of the trunks burst open. There was a snooping reporter present at the time.
Casey / Laurie
He saw the lace.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
What is nothing. He didn't suspect. I sent him away hurriedly. But we must be extremely cautious. How we transfer the lace to your department store.
Casey / Laurie
There's no trouble about that. This particular department happens to be my job at the store. You have a lace here?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Below, in the basement. When will you pick it up?
Casey / Laurie
Tomorrow night.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Midnight.
Casey / Laurie
I'll have the truck as usual. Yes, the back entrance.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
We must be extremely careful. We always.
Casey / Laurie
We got away with it before. We can do it again.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Fine. Then tomorrow, midnight. Now, perhaps it is best for us to return to the main room and mingle with it.
Casey / Laurie
What's that?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Excitement. From outside here. This way. Through the French window. I've seen him around.
Casey / Laurie
Who is this way?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
He's not around now. Expert.
Casey / Laurie
Who are these people?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
He was running across the line. Who are you? What do you want? Can't you be seen? Nobody around. What does this mean? I am having some people in. What is a disturbance? Sorry, Mr. Sneed. Moran, police headquarters. There's been a prowler around your place.
Casey / Laurie
A prowler?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Larry. Lady ain't doubting. It's an Abermaran. He must have got away. Larry, you. You are that reporter. Why are you here? Well, holy crow. I'll tell you why we're hanging around. Snead, it's. Never mind. Expert, what are you. I said never mind. It's nothing, Mr. Snead, we. We're just covering police news for the paper, that's all. You've been prying, snooping around. Oh, yeah. Yes, of course. Of course. You almost. Forgive me, I. I'm a little disturbed.
Casey / Laurie
So. So much excitement. Was it a robber?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
I guess so. Lady, you've got a lot of jewels in that crowd. Thank you very much for frightening this prowler away, Sergeant. If he has gone. Sure he has. Chauffeur and snatch. We seen him too fast for him to try nothing. Whoever the crook was, he ain't hanging around. Not with Michael Axwelton ab him.
Casey / Laurie
Have you any idea who it was?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
All we seen was the shadow lady. Might have been any one of a hundred crooks. Sure. Holy mackerel.
Casey / Laurie
Listen to that strange buzzing.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
What is it then? Of course. Way down at the corner. It's a car.
Casey / Laurie
But it's going so fast. I never saw a car like this.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Well, take a good look while you can. There's your prowler. But who?
Casey / Laurie
Who?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Holy crow. Who do you think?
Casey / Laurie
That's the car of the Green Harry.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
The Green Hornet at Sneed's party. Has Britt Reed's plan gotten underway?
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Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
to save before the next exciting scenes of our Green Hornet adventure. Please permit us to pause briefly. Green Hornet fans, please stand by for an important announcement. Next Thursday night, November 30, the Green Hornet is going to inaugurate a new feature on this program when he calls into session for the first time on the air the Law and Order Roundtable. Your forum of discussion on vicious rackets, the clever men behind them who victimize you and your neighbors and what he thinks you can do to remedy the situation. Be sure to be on hand when the gavel sounds. Next Thursday night on this program and calls to order. The first meeting of the Law and Order Roundtable. It's a feature for you and for every high minded citizen in this great country of ours and the Green Hornets counting on you to be present. Now to continue our story. As the huge streamlined black beauty stand fed away from Sneed's home through dark alleys. Britt Reed spoke briefly to Cato. The time will be tomorrow night at midnight. Cato. I'll be reading, Brett. Fortunately, Axford didn't get a close look at me. Spotted me there at the window. But the mask in the darkness gave me a chance to warn you. Just in time. You got into the basement? Yes, sir. Were you able to mark the lace handkerchiefs with a chemical? I stumped him. Used that rubber stamp we found on Snead's desk. Is that right? Yes. Good. Even though we were interrupted, there was still time enough to mark plenty of the lace. You went through each trunk? That's right. And the stage is set. Cato. I'll be at the Daily Sentinel tomorrow during the day to keep checking with the police. Know tomorrow night we'll see if we can trap these smugglers without trapping the Green Hornet. Hey, Casey. Oh, Godly. Casey, wait. Like a weed.
Casey / Laurie
Put the brakes on X, then you'll
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
go through the wall. Casey, did anyone ever tell you about what a great detective I am?
Casey / Laurie
You did, but I still don't believe it.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
You will when you hear what I dug up.
Casey / Laurie
The only thing you ever dug up was a garden.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
It's news, Casey.
Casey / Laurie
Go ahead, convince me.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Suffering snakes, you don't take me serious, so help me. Hosanna. It's real news.
Casey / Laurie
News with a capital G. Capital G, you big lug. News isn't spelled with a G. Who said so? Mr. Webster. That's his dictionary right there.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Ah, never mind that. This here news does start with a G. G for what? G for Green Hornet, that's what. It's excited.
Casey / Laurie
Not anymore.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
But Casey, didn't you hear me?
Casey / Laurie
The Green Hornet. Excellent. What time is it now? It's 4 o' clock in the afternoon.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Golly, what's that got to do with it?
Casey / Laurie
Anyone else would have been calmed down by now.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
What are you talking about?
Casey / Laurie
The same thing you are. I'm talking about the Green Hornet. Just it you've been talking about him ever since last night when you squatted his car at Sneed's place. But don't you realize that's old stuff by now?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Hold it all, Casey. I ain't talking about last night.
Casey / Laurie
Figure out why you keep up. What?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
It ain't about last night.
Casey / Laurie
The Hornet's popped up again.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Sure he has. A telephone call to public headquarters. That's what I want to see. Read about.
Casey / Laurie
That's different.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Yes?
Casey / Laurie
Expert's here, Mr. Reed. Expert with a mouthful of news about the Green Hornet.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Hornet. Late development.
Casey / Laurie
He's champing at the bit with it. Does he go in?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Yes. Send him right on, Ms. Cage. Now.
Casey / Laurie
Okay, Axford, that's your signal. But not too fast. Mr. Reed has company.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Company?
Casey / Laurie
Larry and Gunnigan are in there.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Ah, them two show up. Axpert. What do you mean you're going through
Casey / Laurie
that door open at first, it's easier.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Ah, you and your guys read. What's this about the Hornet action? It better be good. You're interrupting something. I came right over from headquarters. What's the scoop, Reed? The harlot's going to be over to Sneed. I thought that was last night. X Men. I just finished going through that once with Casey. He's going to be there again. Holy macro, boss. What's he after? Well, there's the smuggling business. Don't tell me the Hornet's interested in that. Why not? Read you. You seem Mighty sure of yourself. Do I? What? Larry said they're smuggling with a team of two. Snead and Ms. Greeby. Now you're ringing in the Hornet. Well, he was there last night, Donna. Sure, we seen him. So it is. Seems logical to suppose he's concerned in some way with this rattle. Yeah, that's true. Who took this phone call? Xpeng over at headquarters? Reed Moran took it. But he couldn't find out who was given the tip on. Do we stand another watch, boss? You do, Larry. The Sentinel can use that. Good story. Help circulation. Golly, Reed, why don't you come along? It's going to be a lot of excitement. Yes, perhaps I will, Oxford. Perhaps I will. I'm telling you, I've been in training. If I get near that lean harness, I'll. You'll do nothing. You guys remember one thing. Your newspaper men. Your business is getting the news. Leave the Green Hornet to the police. You get the story into the Daily Sentinel. What are you doing here, Casey? Eight o'. Clock. You closed up your typewriter long ago.
Casey / Laurie
Didn't you know, Gunnigan? I wanted to go along with Oxford and Lowry.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Oh, I get it. You couldn't be right on the scene.
Casey / Laurie
So I'm staying here at the Sentinel to learn the news when they phone.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
You May be a long wait, Casey.
Casey / Laurie
I don't mind. I have my knitting.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Okay. We'll hold down the lobster shift together. Holy crow, Miranda, the clock hit nine already. Ain't we going out to nab the harlot? According to that phone call, we got three hours here. You ought to provide softer benches for the working press. I bet this bench is hardwood. Do you think Reed is going to be there tonight, loading? I don't know, Axford. He said maybe. Your guess is as good as mine. All I hope is that the Hornet is there. What do you say, Creevey? 10 o'. Clock.
Casey / Laurie
It's too early. I'll give the orders.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Joe's downstairs with a truck waiting.
Casey / Laurie
Let he wait. We leave for sneedes when I say so. Not before,
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Mr. Brad. 11 o'. Clock. Yes. Time for us to start moving, Cato. You understand what you're to do? Yes, sir. We'll use both cars tonight. You'll drive the Black Beauty. I'll take the small sedan. If I'm going to come in at the finish, I can't have Laurie and Axford wondering how I got there. I understand. I'll meet you at the entrance to the alley two blocks south of Snead's Point Place. Keep the haunted Mask. And the gun. And the Black Beauty with you so I can pick them up. I have them. Gun is loaded? Yes. That's all, Kato. Get going. Take the Black Beauty out of here. I'll meet you in a few minutes. Okay. Here's the squat car. Pile in. Come on, expert, move those dogs. Go. Just need the place now. Sure, I should have the police force step on it. That you, Butch? I'll set you.
Casey / Laurie
Three of us can sit up in front here. Yeah. Let's go.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
We're gonna pick up them laces, huh? Get this bus rolling. SME's expecting us. This is far enough, Cato. Where are we, Mr. Brett? In the alley behind Sneed's house. It's almost midnight. As soon as that truck pulls in here, we have to get busy. Mr. Brett. Yes. I hear keto. A truck. It must be the one we're waiting for. Very soon now. Give me the Hornet mask. Put yours on. Yes, sir. And the gun. Here. Remember, as soon as we're through here, we race for the Black Beauty fast. I can do the mask and gun. Getting a small sedan and come back here. And make sure the Black Duder gets away with you in it. I understand. Get back out of sight. The truck has no headlights on him. It's going to pass right by us.
Casey / Laurie
Back.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
All clear.
Casey / Laurie
Where's Sneed? He knows we're due.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Who's that? Is that your Creedy? You fool.
Casey / Laurie
Turn off that basement light. It's glaring right at him.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
So what difference. No one suspects that you were here for the smuggled goods. No. Come on. Cut the talk and let's get going. Yeah. You amateur crooks give me a pain.
Casey / Laurie
You're talking about me.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
This ain't no time for argument. Butch and me will get their stuff out. You stay at the wheel.
Casey / Laurie
I stay at the wheel?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Yeah. Them trunks is heavy. I will open the back of the truck. Yes. Better take this. A gun. In case there's some trouble. Very well. But there will be no trouble. I shall watch them a little further down the alley. Come on. We gotta grab them trunks and load them in. As the two men worked fast, making a trip for each trunk Brit, Reed and Cato moved closer to Sneed, sticking to the shadows
Casey / Laurie
there.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
One more. Okay, Sneed. We'll be out of here in a minute. I will watch those fools. What reason is it to keep a lookout? There is no one here. I'll take that gun. Who are you? A gun. That mask. I've seen pictures of it. The Green Hornet going in that Truck Snade. Now. What for? Now, before your thugs return with that last truck. You cannot do this. You. Shoot, Yes. I cannot read. I. They're coming. Quick, give me a hand into the truck. With a way back where it can't be seen. All right. Time for us to get out of here. Okay, heave it in. Slam the doors. All throw smeat. That's the words. Hey, where is Sneed? I don't know. Yeah, he maybe don't like the dog. He's got my ged. I'll go in and hurry up. No time. Come on, we gotta get this stuff rolling around the front. All set, Ms. Creevy. We can get moving.
Casey / Laurie
Where's Sneed?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Come on, come on. We ain't got no time for saying goodbye. We got the goods. Let's deliver it to your store. But he didn't this time. This stuff's hot. Come on. Yeah, Step on it. It's 12 o'. Clock. As soon as we get out of this alley, you better snap on the light so nobody won't suspect nothing. As the huge truck rumbled out from the alley, the squad car carrying Moran with Larry and Axford approached from the main street. No sign of the Hornet yet. Holly, you think it was a false alarm? Moran. Hey, what's that truck doing come out of that alley? Whoever it is, Moran, that can't be the Hornet. He gives us something a little faster than that. Yeah, you're right. Are you going to look into that truck, Moran? What for? What for? Holy mackerel. You dumb flatfoot. I'll forget what started this whole business. Huh? You're after smugglers as well as the Hornet. That alley is right behind Sneed's place. Sneed? Hey, you're right. Holy crow. Step on it. They're going around the corner. Will you get them?
Casey / Laurie
Hey, pull over there.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Get to the curb.
Casey / Laurie
Count them in. They won't stop.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Swing your wheel and smash into the Defender. Hold on. Here we go.
Casey / Laurie
What are you doing?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
What's the idea? Smashing it? That's far enough. Don't none of you move. What's this? Hey, it's a squad car.
Casey / Laurie
We've done nothing wrong.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Screevy, huh?
Casey / Laurie
That's my name. What of it?
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
What have you got in this truck? I. It ain't nothing.
Casey / Laurie
I'll tell you. It's late.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Polycar. You're admitting it. You're admitting you smuggled this stuff in with Sneed.
Casey / Laurie
I know, Mr. Sneed, but I have nothing to do with smuggling. This charge is ridiculous. These Lace goods are for the department, sir.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Well, I'll say this for you, sister. You're a pretty smooth customer.
Casey / Laurie
Go ahead, search the truck. You can't prove anything.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
I think that's a fine idea, Sergeant. Why not do that? Who's this? Mud Reed.
Casey / Laurie
Good gravy.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Where did you come from? My sedan. Axford parked right behind you. I saw the crash and came over. Okay, you open up this truck. Hold the flashlight on of Axford and pull it. That's a gun the sergeant's holding. You'd be smarter to do as you're told.
Casey / Laurie
Okay, those trucks are full of lace. But if you think you can pin anything on us, you're badly mistaken.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Help. Let me out. I sneed. Well, this looks like quite a party. I was gassed. The honor. Did you get the lace?
Casey / Laurie
Get off, you fool. Leader. Police.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Police. Yes, Snead. Too bad your eyes were blinded by that flashlight. I am innocent. I. I have nothing to do with this. Nothing to do with what?
Casey / Laurie
You can't make any of us talk by these third degree methods. I tell you, those laces are mine by rights. And you can't prove they've been smuggled in.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Hey, Reed. Here's one of the handkerchiefs from the toque. It sure looks like the ones we seen in Sneed's possession the other day. What of it? Let me see that, expert. I liked it. Well, Sergeant Moran, take a look at this. Oh, Holy mackerel. It's got Sneed's name written right across the corner. Oh, my name. Yes, right here. But that's impossible. When I brought these handkerchiefs in, there were no names on them at all. And yet that is my signature from my rubber stamp. You fool me at that rat. No, you don't.
Casey / Laurie
You ruined everything.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Take it easy, Ms. Creed. It would have made no difference if Snead hadn't taught.
Casey / Laurie
I know better than that.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
You'd have been sunk plenty. These signatures were all the proof any court would need. Yes, yes, the signature. I. I do not understand. Holy Crawley. What is it? Could you take a sniff at this handkerchief? Hmm. Whoever did it must have used invisible ink for those signatures. Invisible ink? As you can tell by the characteristic odor, this was done with a chemical that doesn't begin to show up until 24 hours after it's applied. Well, what do you know?
Casey / Laurie
Invisible ink.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
Daddy. Who is it? Come on, Sneaks me Who? There is only one answer for that. It was the man who gassed me. The man who ruined our plans. The Green Hornet.
Casey / Laurie
Technologies Police Mass smuggling. Rocket Foreign Diplomat in vogue. Read all about it. Green Hearted Steward Learned Sentinel xp.
Brit Reed / The Green Hornet
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Release Date: May 11, 2026
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio
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This episode features a classic Green Hornet radio show adventure from the Golden Age of Radio. In "The Smuggler Signs His Name," Britt Reid (aka the Green Hornet) investigates a sophisticated smuggling operation involving diplomatic immunity, a department store, and the clever use of invisible ink. The episode brings together themes of crime, investigation, and justice, laced with sharp banter and suspenseful action.
The Green Hornet and his team become entangled in an international smuggling case when foreign diplomat Mr. Sneed tries to sneak valuable lace handkerchiefs into the country. Leveraging his immunity, Sneed partners with Ms. Creevy from a department store, prompting Britt Reid and the Daily Sentinel staff to uncover the racket. Britt and his faithful ally Cato use chemistry and determination to outsmart the smugglers in a memorable caper.
| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:37 | Introduction to the customs office and discovery of the smuggling suspicion | | 06:00 | Daily Sentinel office—realization of the smuggling racket | | 07:50 | Reed and Cato plan to use invisible ink as proof | | 12:00 | Sneed’s party—Creevy and Sneed discuss the smuggling plans | | 14:03 | Green Hornet spotted at the party, tight getaway | | 16:44 | Lace is marked with invisible ink | | 23:00 | Smugglers gather at midnight to make the handover | | 25:57 | Police stop the truck, confrontation with smugglers | | 27:11 | Invisible ink is revealed, Sneed is incriminated | | 28:18 | Sneed acknowledges the Green Hornet’s intervention |
True to 1940s radio, the episode is brimming with snappy dialogue, sharp humor, and suspenseful narration. Characters exchange quick jabs, clever allusions to detective culture, and dramatic one-liners that punctuate pivotal moments. The tension mounts through sound effects, bustling newsroom energy, and the Green Hornet’s mysterious, justice-driven persona.
This Green Hornet adventure is a classic example of old-time radio’s blend of intrigue, morality, and action. Through smart investigation, chemistry, and a knack for showmanship, Britt Reid exposes an international smuggling ring and brings wrongdoers to justice—leaving listeners both satisfied and craving the next thrilling adventure in radio’s golden era.