
Hail The Champ 46-11-07 (Audition) 1st Question - If You Were About
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Announcer 1
There it is. Who wants a baseball net? Who wants to be champ? Presenting Hail the Champ.
Announcer 2
Hail the Champ, presented by the American Broadcasting Company, is radio's new and only sports fun quiz for the champions of tomorrow, the boys and girls of today. Right now, some boy or girl is going to win the proud title of champ. The Champ will have his fondest dreams come true. Anything he desires, plus gifts galore. You listeners at home can win too, by sending in sports questions to be used on this program. And to all of you who send in these questions goes a swell certificate for membership in the Champs Club.
Announcer 1
But now, here he comes, bouncing with health and bursting with joy. Coach Pereira, better known from coast to coast as Tony.
Tony Pereira
Hiya, gang. Well, we got a great gang here tonight, and I'm glad to see the whole bunch of you. So let's all get together and have a lot of fun. Now, here's what's going to happen. We've just selected six contestants from the studio audience. We've divided them up into teams of three, and we're gonna win through and find out which kid is the champ. There'll be all kinds of gifts. Radios, footballs, cameras. And most important of all, whatever your wish is, whatever your dream is, that's going to come true. So get ready for the time of your life. Get set to receive gifts galore. And now, let's go.
Announcer 1
Sweet and evening, a freestyle swimming match. The contestants, Frank Carpenter and Bill Trulock.
Tony Pereira
Hello there, Frank. How are you?
Contestant 1
Fine.
Tony Pereira
And how old are you, Frankie? Sixteen. And where do you live? 1440 West Naya's Place, Louisiana. Louisiana. Tell me, Frank, what is your particular hobby? What do you like to do best for pleasure? Build airplanes. You like to build airplanes? Well, you've been entered here as one of our swimming contestants. I want to ask you this question. What would you like to do if you get to be champ? Take a special flying course. Well, just what do you mean by take a special flying course? Learn how to fly. You want to learn how to fly? Are you interested in speed flying or stunt flying or just regular air transport Flying?
Contestant 1
Just learn how to fly.
Tony Pereira
You just want to fly like a void. Just like a Boyd flies.
Contestant 1
Yeah, but in an airplane.
Tony Pereira
Oh, but in an airplane. Very good. Let's Talk to Bill a moment. Bill, how old are you? 14. And where do you live, Bill?
Contestant 1
6254 Simpson Avenue.
Tony Pereira
Fine. Do you have any hobbies?
Contestant 1
Yes, photography.
Tony Pereira
Photography? Have you done much with it?
Contestant 1
Oh, not. I've done a lot of reading on it and I enjoy it quite a lot.
Tony Pereira
I see you're entered as one of our swimming contestants tonight. You do much swimming?
Contestant 1
Yes, I've done quite a lot.
Tony Pereira
Well, let me ask you this question, Bill. What would you like to do if you get to be champ?
Contestant 1
Well, I'd like to take a special photography course from somebody who knows how and get some equipment to work with.
Tony Pereira
Do you have some particular idea in mind? You want to be a commercial photographer? You want to get into motion pictures or what type of photography work would you like?
Contestant 1
Well, I'd just like to do mostly professional and amateur.
Tony Pereira
Mostly professional, say, still photography, that type of thing. I think that swell desires on the part of both of you boys. Now, just to qualify you and warm you up, I think we ought to give you a couple of questions just to see how much you know about swimming.
Announcer 2
Our swimming questions are by DWight Homer, age 12, of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Dwight will receive gantner wiki swim trunks and a five tube portable radio to play at the beach for his grand questions.
Tony Pereira
All right, fellas, now let's get on with the questions. Either one of you answer up just as quick as you can and the first one that gets it, well, he qualifies just a little ahead of the other fellow. Here's the first question. If you were about to swim the English Channel, what would your helpers spread on your skin?
Contestant 1
Grease.
Tony Pereira
Grease.
Announcer 1
Grease is absolutely right.
Tony Pereira
High score. Now we want to get on to one more question just to make this qualification set. What's the world's record for the hundred yard swim? Would you say it's about 78 seconds? Would you say it's about 120 seconds or would you say it's about 51 seconds?
Contestant 1
51.
Tony Pereira
70. 70. 78. Well, it's 51 and Bill's right. I think both of you boys are qualified and I think now you're both eligible to be swimmers. Now I tell you what we're going to do. We've placed on the stage here two tubs of water. And in each one of those tubs there are ten ping pong balls. Now I want each one of you boys to get in front of the tub on your knees. I want you to take the ping pong ball out of the water and in your mouth. Get up and put it in the other fella's tub. Now you want to keep that up. And when the whistle blows, the fellow that has the least amount, the very least amount of ping pong balls in his tub is the fella that's going on to the winner's circle to compete for the championship. Now, you just told me, Bill, a moment ago that grease was very necessary for long distance swimming. So I think at this point we ought to put a little grease on the fellas here so that they'll be able to handle the water situation in great shape. All right, I think that's very fine. Now we got a couple of towels for these boys, so we'll keep them in great shape. There's a towel for each. Now get down in front of your tubs. On your knees. On your knees. That's the idea. All right. Here they go. Oh, there was a collision that time.
Announcer 1
One's gone in, another one's gone in. It's gone over his neck.
Tony Pereira
Here we go. They're spitting them at each other. At this particular point you're not supposed.
Announcer 1
To spit the fellows.
Tony Pereira
You're getting me all wet.
Announcer 1
One went over his shoulder. That was a terrific one.
Tony Pereira
Over his shoulders.
Announcer 1
One is on the top of the fellow's neck.
Tony Pereira
That one will count in because he really got it in and it fell over. How are we doing at the present time? We're down at the present time, too. All right, let's count over here. Bill has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. So Bill is the winner. He has the least amount. Let's give a big hand to Bill. Bill goes on to the winning circle. Well, that's very fine work. And here we come with Frank Carpenter. Frank, you were in there fighting every minute. I saw that you got the gimmick on that thing. You were spitting him over his shoulder, but you did a very fine job. We have some gifts for you, Frank Carpenter. We have first for you a very fine pair of swim fins. I think you're going to have a lot of fun out of those. And just to keep you going in great shape, we got you the water wings just to keep you propelled. And you hit it with those swim fins and you'll go to beat the band. And here you are. Here is a certificate for one of those very fine Reynolds pens. And thanks a lot for being such a good sport. Thank you.
Announcer 1
I'm out for our first non title event of the evening, the one man cross country bike race against time.
Tony Pereira
Hello there, son. What's your name?
Contestant 1
Mike Sanchez.
Tony Pereira
Mike Mike Sanchez. Where do you live, Mike?
Contestant 1
501 East 25th Street, Louisiana.
Tony Pereira
Los Angeles. How old are you, Mike?
Contestant 1
Fifteen.
Tony Pereira
Tell me, I understand that you're quite a bicycle rider.
Contestant 1
Well, yes. No.
Tony Pereira
Do you have a bicycle yourself?
Contestant 1
No, sir.
Tony Pereira
Well, how do you get the opportunity to practice? I was looking for a man that was really a cross country bike racer.
Contestant 1
Well, I borrow them and rent them.
Tony Pereira
You borrow them only, I mean, they're always returned, Right, Mike?
Contestant 1
Yes, sir.
Tony Pereira
Now, I tell you, we have a champion course here against time. Do you think you'd like to try it?
Contestant 1
Yes, sir.
Tony Pereira
You'd like very much to try it? Of course. You understand what we're going to do? We're going to tell you that in the time limit we have allowed that the record is ten and a half miles. Now, just to encourage you, for every mile that you turn up on the speedometer of that bicycle, I'm going to pay you $2. So it's an awfully easy way to make money. Now, if by accident the big gong rings, the fellow that's riding the bicycle when the big gong rings gets a motor scooter. Now, that may happen. Now, it may happen next week. Nobody knows when it'll happen. But that's a gamble you're willing to take, aren't you, Mike? Well, let's walk over to the bicycle, you and I, and let's get mounted on this thing. We've got a speedometer on the back wheel, and the moment that you get the signal to go, you keep going, you understand? And I will come over and tell you when it's time to stop. Now, we've got a little bucket here, and every time that I come over and see that you've gone another mile, I'm going to throw $2 in it. Is that agreeable with you? Are you all set, kid? Yes, sir. You ready to go?
Announcer 1
Start pumping, boy. You're off. The second event of the evening, the gridiron battle of the century. The contestants, Bill Claudell and Frank Smith.
Tony Pereira
Hello, Frank. How are you?
Contestant 1
Okay, Tony.
Tony Pereira
What's your age? 14. You're 14? Where do you live?
Contestant 1
Paula, 1 033, Louisiana.
Tony Pereira
Huh? What is your hobby? Do you have one?
Contestant 1
Well, I play football.
Tony Pereira
You like to play football? Well, you're the man we're looking for tonight. Tell me this, Frank. What would you like to do if you get to be champ?
Contestant 1
Go to Catalina.
Tony Pereira
Do you want us to rent a house for you?
Johnny Lee
Oh, no.
Tony Pereira
Oh, you don't want to live in a house. You just want to stay on the beach.
Contestant 1
No, I know. Well, someplace there.
Tony Pereira
In other words, you do want someplace to eat.
Contestant 1
Yeah, I know.
Tony Pereira
And sleep and that sort of thing. That's what we'll do for you, Frankie, if you get to be champ. Let's talk to Bill here for a moment. How old are you, Bill?
Contestant 2
17.
Tony Pereira
You are? And what's your favorite hobby? Well.
Contestant 2
Well, at the present time, Tony, I have no hobby, but I'm going in the Navy and I feel pretty sure I'll pick up one there.
Tony Pereira
Yes, I understand exactly what you mean, my boy, but we don't consider those hobbies. I understand you're interested in football, is that right?
Contestant 2
Yes, very much so.
Tony Pereira
Bill, I'd like to ask you this question. What would you like to do if you get to be champ?
Contestant 2
Well, Tony, this Ram Redskin game is coming up Friday, as you probably know by now. And, well, Bob Waterfield, Kenny Washington and all those big name players are playing. And I'd like to go to that game and sit on the bench with the players. And before game, I'd like to go in and listen to the talk that the coach will give the players. And also during halftime, I'd like to get a football signed by Waterfield and Washington and Jack Jacobs. And all of this is more or less my ideal. And then, if it would be at all possible. Well, I've always had more or less an ambition to be a sports commentator. And I'd like to go up and if the program is broadcast about the game, I'd like to talk about three or four minutes on the air, you know, describing the game.
Tony Pereira
Look, Bill, I think you've lined up a terrific bunch of things. The only thing I take exception is why don't you stick to the football and the coach and not try to steal my job? But if everything works out, Bill, and you get to be champ, that's the thing that's going to happen to you. So we're going to take a moment and have a couple of qualifying questions just to see what you fellas know about football.
Announcer 2
The set of football questions comes from Jimmy Dankers, age 16, of Portland, Oregon, who receives a complete football outfit, cleats to pleats, for sending in his questions.
Tony Pereira
All right, fellas, now we're all ready. The first fella that knows the answers, just speak up loud and clear. Here's the first question. When the Four Horsemen played for Notre Dame, who was their famous Lute Rockne? Is the right answer. I saw you start to say it, Franklin. He's a big guy. All right. Now pay particular attention to the next question, our announcer, Herb Allen, is going to recreate a sporting event for you. And in this sporting event. In this sporting event, there are certain mistakes. And every time you hear one of these mistakes, I want you to yell up, interrupt him and stop him. Is that all clear?
Kitty Cover
Yes.
Tony Pereira
All right, now listen as Herb Allen takes you to the football field and recreates for you a startling play. Take it over, Herb.
Announcer 2
Greetings, football fans. Here we are in the fifth quarter of this great game.
Contestant 2
There's only four quarters in football.
Announcer 1
Go ahead.
Announcer 2
The fifth quarter of this great game.
Tony Pereira
And.
Announcer 2
And a large crowd is enjoying a swell contest in perfect spring weather.
Tony Pereira
Hold it.
Contestant 2
Football's played during fall and winter spring.
Announcer 2
Weather as two evenly matched nines.
Announcer 1
Hold it.
Tony Pereira
Two football.
Announcer 2
11 match nines struggle against each other. The score is Notre Dame, 2, Southern California, nothing.
Contestant 1
That's all right.
Announcer 2
The Irish scored against the Bears.
Announcer 1
Hold it.
Contestant 2
Southern California's the Trojans.
Announcer 2
The Irish scored against the Bears on a touchback the first inning of play.
Tony Pereira
Hold it.
Contestant 2
That was a safety.
Tony Pereira
Well, what do you know that. You got them all but one.
Announcer 1
You got them all but one.
Tony Pereira
Congratulations to you, Bill. We got to get the kids through some kind of an event here. Are you both ready? Let's throw sweatshirts on them. And we have for you a pig skin. But unfortunately, we forgot to take the pig out of the skin. So here's what we're going to do. I want you boys to put on both sweatshirts and I want you to get inside that ring. Now, the first fella that gets ahold of that pig when we say go, he's the fella that's going into the winner's circle to be a contender for the title of champ. Now, are you fellas all ready? You're all set now. This pig's all greased.
Announcer 1
There they go.
Tony Pereira
Oh, well, what do you have to say now, Bill?
Announcer 1
Pretty heavy.
Tony Pereira
You've got it. Well, there's our winners going in the final circle. And here's Frank. Frank, you've been a very good sport on this whole thing. And I tell you what we're going to do with you. We're going to give you. There goes your friend. We're going to give you five silver dollars for being such a good sport. You keep the sweatshirt and here's an official regulation football for you. How about that?
Announcer 1
Introducing our second non title event of the evening, presenting a real champ. A champ who's fought his way back to health. Meet Johnny Lee.
Tony Pereira
Hello, Johnny. How are you?
Johnny Lee
Okay. How are you?
Tony Pereira
Gosh, it's nice to see you.
Johnny Lee
Same here.
Tony Pereira
What was your particular trouble, Johnny?
Johnny Lee
Well, I had streptococcus and scar, fever and osteomyelitis in the CD hospital.
Tony Pereira
What do you mean by CD hospital?
Johnny Lee
A lot of contagious diseases.
Tony Pereira
Very wonderful hospital.
Johnny Lee
And you get marvelous care.
Tony Pereira
How long were you there, Johnny?
Johnny Lee
I was there 10 weeks.
Tony Pereira
And all those 10 weeks, were you laid up in bed?
Johnny Lee
No, sir. I had to lay them flat on my bed, flat on my back for six weeks and then I was allowed to get up for four weeks.
Tony Pereira
And how long have you been out now on crutches, John?
Johnny Lee
Eight months. I mean, six months.
Tony Pereira
And how much longer do you think it'll be before you're up?
Johnny Lee
Well, most people I've talked to have been on from one to two years.
Tony Pereira
Tell me, Johnny, something that would interest me. When you're in that hospital and you're in bed lying on your back, is there some particular thing that you think that kids in hospitals would like to have to help pass the time away?
Johnny Lee
Yes, there's many things they like radios and books and games. Anything to pass the time away. Anything of any interest. Also, they also like magazines. Movie magazines and Reader's Digests are also important.
Tony Pereira
Well, tell me, Johnny, if our sponsor sent along to your hospital some radios and some. Some books and some magazines, do you think it'd help make the kids that you've just left a little happier?
Johnny Lee
I believe so. They appreciate those things very much.
Tony Pereira
Oh, well, that's wonderful. And one other question I'd like to ask you. If our listeners had some additional athletic equipment around their house and say they dropped a punt penny postcard and some of our gang picked them up and took them to the hospitals in their particular towns, do you think that'd help?
Johnny Lee
Yes, sir, it would.
Tony Pereira
Appreciate those. That's wonderful, Johnny.
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Tony Pereira
I'm happy as a clam.
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Johnny Lee
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Tony Pereira
Gosh, we're glad that we that you came and visited us here tonight. We have a few things for you. We think that you'll get a lot of fun out just the moment you're able to throw away those crutches and step out. Here's a complete fishing reel.
Johnny Lee
Thank you.
Tony Pereira
And that's not all we have for you, Johnny. We thought it would be pretty nice that you. You might like a reflex synchro model camera. Oh, wow. You know, this particular camera is the one that we just use for taking fish pictures. But you take any kind you want and there's some film for it. And last but not least. How about the silky with those, Johnny?
Johnny Lee
You sure are.
Tony Pereira
Thanks very much. And we're awfully glad that you came to visit with us. And all I can say, fellas and gals, there goes a real champ. Let's give him a hand. I think it's about time we looked in and see how the bicycle rider was doing. Poor old Mike over here. We've almost forgotten all about him. I look on this point at the present time and I see that the kid has gone seven miles.
Announcer 1
Seven miles already. And that's going to pay him a number of $14.
Tony Pereira
And here they go. How do you feel now?
Announcer 1
Okay?
Tony Pereira
He's sweating pretty much. Give me a towel. I gotta dry him off. This kid is just absolutely frantic. Have you got a word to say, Mike? What do you want to say?
Contestant 1
I'll keep going until I'm tired.
Tony Pereira
You're not tired yet?
Contestant 1
Nope.
Tony Pereira
I think you want me to dust you off some more. Would you like a glass of water? Maybe you ought to have a little something to drink. How's that? How you doing? A little bit on your hair. That's fine. All right. You keep going, Mike. We'll be back to see you later.
Announcer 1
Be fed. Event of the evening, three sets of championship tennis. The contestants, Kitty Cover and Butch Carlson.
Tony Pereira
Hello, Butch. How are you?
Butch Carlson
Oh, I'm swell.
Tony Pereira
That's a cute name for a girl. How did you pick that up?
Butch Carlson
Oh, Ferdy got it for me.
Tony Pereira
Who's Ferdie?
Butch Carlson
Old man down at camp.
Tony Pereira
I say, how old are you, Butch?
Butch Carlson
16.
Tony Pereira
You're 16? Where do you live, Butch?
Butch Carlson
I live in San Fernando. 16405 Rand Street.
Tony Pereira
Tell me, Butch, do you have any particular hobbies?
Butch Carlson
Oh, I like to collect perfume bottles and dolls, that's about all.
Tony Pereira
Well, some particular type of perfume bottles.
Butch Carlson
Is that the kind of. The expensive kind of perfume bottles.
Tony Pereira
Oh, I see. Do you like the perfume in them?
Butch Carlson
Oh, sometimes.
Tony Pereira
Sometimes? You have a favorite perfume.
Butch Carlson
I don't know.
Tony Pereira
Who'll Be Gone's Kelk is good enough for you. I want to ask you this question, Butch. What would you like to do if you get to be champ?
Butch Carlson
Oh, I'd love to go back to North Dakota and visit some friends there. I've lived there for 15 years and been out here in California for two months. Not. I mean, two years. And I'd love to go back there again.
Tony Pereira
And how long would you like to stay?
Butch Carlson
Oh, I don't know. For snow and everything else. All the sports.
Tony Pereira
Well, Butch, if you get to be champ, that's just the thing you're going to get to do. Let's talk to Kitty over here. How old are you, kitty?
Kitty Cover
14.
Tony Pereira
You are? And where do you live?
Kitty Cover
57. 57 Tobias Van Nuys, California.
Tony Pereira
Fine. Kitty, tell me this. What do you have as a hobby? The hobby?
Kitty Cover
Well, I like to ride horses very much.
Tony Pereira
Oh, you do? You've been riding long?
Kitty Cover
Well, my folks own racehorses, and then they sold them. Now, when I was little, I didn't appreciate them, but now I'm sorry I didn't.
Tony Pereira
Well, tell me, Kitty, did you ever ride any of these horses in a race?
Kitty Cover
No.
Tony Pereira
Did you ever train any of them?
Kitty Cover
Well, I helped my dad once in a while, but I didn't do any strenuous work.
Tony Pereira
I see. All right, Kitty, tell me this. What would you like to do if you get to be champ?
Kitty Cover
Well, I'd like to ride in a. Not a race, but be a racing jockey. Just see what it's like. I mean, to really ride and get the thrill out of crossing the finish line.
Tony Pereira
You just like to be first. You'll like horses. So? Well, your whole idea is that you'd like to be a racehorse jockey. And I think that'd be something unusual. I kind of hope you get your wish there that you get to be champ, because I'd like to see a girl jockey. Well, I think it's about time that we put you girls through a couple of qualifying questions just to see if you're ready for the sporting event. Are you both ready?
Butch Carlson
Sure.
Tony Pereira
All right, here we go.
Announcer 2
The tennis questions are from Dorothy Holbrook of Denver, Colorado. Dorothy will receive a genuine Spalding tennis racket and one year's supply of tennis balls for her questions.
Tony Pereira
All right, now, kids, the first one that knows the answer, just answer up real quick. Why are tennis balls fuzzy? Well, I'm telling you, I didn't have any idea. But that's pretty close because legally, to catch the wind to give them control. So that's very much the same idea. I'll call that a tie. And I'm proud of both of you. Now, answer me this. The scorekeeper looks at you and says that you are love. What does he mean?
Announcer 1
Good.
Tony Pereira
I think these girls are qualified. Well, now, you kids both know that no really good tennis player ever gets tangled up in a net. That's right, isn't it? Yes. All right, now, let's step over here just for a moment, and we'll get over on this side. And I want you girls to turn around and face me. And we're going to see now get together right here in the middle of the stage, and we're going to see that nothing in particular happened. You know, the whole idea of this thing. What's happening here?
Announcer 2
Well, I got the mic. Now, this is Herb Allen. Tony got tangled up in the net that the girls were supposed to get tangled up in. And now all three of them are inside this huge tennis net, and they're.
Tony Pereira
Struggling to get out.
Announcer 2
And Tony looks like he's.
Tony Pereira
Tony's not doing too good.
Announcer 2
So both of the girls got out almost as high.
Tony Pereira
I think Kitty Cobra got out first.
Announcer 2
But I know that Tony got out last.
Tony Pereira
Gosh, Congratulations, Kitty. I don't know how I got in that mess. I came out a poor third. But you're all ready to go into the winner's circle, and we'll see you a little later on. And for Butch. You did a great job. Butch, you beat me out. We have for you a wonderful tennis racket, and it's made by Don Budge. That's the real McCoy. And there's a half a dozen tennis balls. How about that? Oh, let's see what Mike's doing. Mike's in there. Time is up, Mike. You're gonna have to stop. How do you feel now, son?
Contestant 1
Pretty good.
Tony Pereira
You do? How many miles have we got on our speedometer? Let's take a look. We've got nine miles, Mike. That means you've won $18. Let you and I walk over here. I want to pay you off. Come on, Mike. Brother. But you're wet. How was the ride?
Announcer 1
Oh, pretty good.
Tony Pereira
Hi.
Announcer 1
Your son.
Tony Pereira
Well, there you are, Mike. There's 18 silver dollars and take them all with you. How about that? Let's give a great big hand to Mike.
Announcer 1
A small score.
Tony Pereira
I see you're interested. That's fine. And thank you again very much, Mike. Oh, wait a minute, Mike. You told me you didn't have a bicycle, didn't you? How would you like to own that bike?
Contestant 1
I'd like it very much.
Tony Pereira
You would like it very much?
Announcer 1
Yes, sir.
Tony Pereira
Well, don't get on it, kid.
Announcer 1
It's yours. Ladies and gentlemen, for the championship of the world. The main event of the evening, a battle to a finish over the famed champions course, requiring speed, skill, coordination and endurance. Now to hail the champ. Be contenders for the champ's diamond belt are our swimming winner, Bill Frulak, our football winner, Bill Cordill, and our tennis winner, Kitty Corver.
Tony Pereira
All that's. Well, this is what we're going to do now. We're just going to recheck here for a moment. Kenny, Kitty Corner. You were the girl that wanted to be the girl jockey, is that right? Your great ambition getting close now, isn't it? Yeah, fine. And here's Bill. Bill Caudell. You were the chap that wanted the opportunity of seeing a slow professional game and sitting with the coach, is that right?
Contestant 2
Yes, sir.
Tony Pereira
Well, you're getting close to it now, aren't you, Bill?
Contestant 2
Oh, I hope so.
Tony Pereira
Well, and here is Bill Trillock. And what was it you wanted, Bill?
Contestant 1
Well, I wanted to come become a photographer doing still work enlargers. And I like to have somebody teach me who knows how.
Tony Pereira
Fine. Well, now you three kids all realize you're pretty close to your great ambition at this stage of the game. But we have one more hurdle and that's the terrific tough champions course. So I just want to take a moment and explain to you actually what's going to happen. Now, as you see, we have three lanes set up here on the stage. You can see that very plainly. And each one of you has now a basketball. Each one of you has some crackers, and each one of you has a balloon. Now, you're supposed to go down the obstacle course with the basketball, with the crackers and with the balloon. But of course, that wouldn't be much of a contest, now would it? Oh, no, no, no, not at all. So I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll dribble the basketball. That'll keep us busy. Now, there's no sense, is there, Kitty, in hanging on to the crackers. So let's eat the crackers. Shall we do that? That's fine. Now, there's no sense in just running down the stage. So we put a big box in front of each one of the lanes, and you have to go over the box. And if you look down the lane, you'll see a great big barrel. So I want you to crawl through the barrel, then when you get to the other end, stop, ring the bell, put the bell down again on the bench, come back through the barrel over here. Run up to the microphone standing right in the middle of the stage. And I want you to take your balloon and start blowing and keep blowing that balloon. And the first one that gets back to the microphone breaks the balloon. That's the champ. Now, does everybody understand what they have to do? There's no questions at all, is there? So we're all ready. Get on your mark and get set. There they go, folks.
Announcer 1
Right first time. Giddy's gone through the barrel. Giddy's done.
Tony Pereira
Oh, there they're dribbling Kitty's footer bell back.
Announcer 1
Little Bill is coming. Here comes big Bill. Here he comes.
Tony Pereira
Now comes the big contest. Bill is up in front of the microphone at the present time, but he's trying to blow his balloon. Little dove's got his blown up. Come on, little Bill. Kitty's standing there. They got too many strikers in their mouth.
Announcer 1
They just can't blow the balloon. Here goes Kitty. Kitty's almost got Hurst. Come on, kitty. Keep going.
Tony Pereira
Keep going.
Announcer 1
There goes Kitty. Hearst is almost broken until poor Bigfoot can't even get here started. There goes Kitty. She's up with that. Kitty win Pro hail the champ. The winner and new champion City four.
Tony Pereira
Congratulations to you, Kitty. You just jumped a foot when that balloon broke. It didn't scare you, did it? Huh? You still eating those crackers? Well, they're dry. They're dry, are they? Well, Kitty, you did a wonderful job. And I think before we get started with you, I think it'd be an awfully nice thing if we just took a moment and in your honor, we gave the two runners up that did such a swell job. And you know that they did, don't you? Let's just take a moment and give them their prize. Here was Bill Gaudell in football, and for him we have a swell basketball. We have a. What is this? A terrific softball for you? Here's a regular baseball, and here is a terrific album of records. How about that? Here was your other runner up, and little old Bill Trulock. He did a terrific job. He was our swimming entrance. And in your honor, champ, we have for Bill this regulation basketball to Take home with him and this terrific Hawaiian surfboard. How about that? And just so you'll be able to operate on a surfboard, there's swim gloves that'll help you move easier and a certificate for a Reynolds pen. How about it, Bill? Well, I think at this particular time that we ought to get back to the champ and really start talking about things that we have for her. First of all, champ, because you are the champ. The champs diamond studded champs belt, the one and only. Now, first off, Kitty, here's a complete archery set, a half a dozen arrows. You've got an arm shield, a 20 pound bow. And coming with that, of course, is a complete target. There you are. Also, Kitty, there's a complete badminton set for four people. Rackets, nets, the balls, the whole work. In case you get a little tired playing badminton, here's a regulation Don Budge racket and a half a dozen tennis balls. How you feeling, champ? Well, you happy?
Announcer 1
Yes.
Tony Pereira
Now, I never saw a girl that couldn't play a little baseball. Here's a regulation mitt and a baseball. How about that, Kitty?
Kitty Cover
It's really swell. I never expected.
Tony Pereira
That's what we want to hear. And we got some more things coming up for you. Here's another terrific camera for you to take a lot of sporting pictures. How about that, Kitty? You like that? You like music?
Announcer 1
Yes, sir.
Tony Pereira
Here's the record album of records. And then also, Kitty, you notice, here's your Silk Road radio. That's all right, honey, don't cry. We're happy. And there's a radio and it's plays records and everything. How about that, darling? Well, I'm glad. Now, in case you run into trouble with anybody, Kitty dear, here's a set of boxing gloves and you just put them on and knock the devil out of them. How about that, honey? Oh, gee, you're happy, dear?
Kitty Cover
Yes, sir.
Tony Pereira
Oh, well, that's wonderful. And those are the things that we have for you, angel. And I think we ought to have just one more thing. You did such a wonderful job with that basketball. I think you ought to get to take that home with you. Because you dribbled it down the course and that's what you won with. Well, that's our chance. We're not through with you yet. We're not through with you yet, honey, because now you're champ and now you get to have your wish. And you're the little girl that wanted to go horseback riding. You want it to be a jockey. You want to do all those things in horse racing, right? Well, honey, that's what you're gonna get to do. Because you're our champ. And our real champ. You are. Congratulations, honey. God bless you.
Announcer 1
And there she goes, the champ herself.
Announcer 2
Now remember, guys and gals, send in your questions for prizes and gift galore to everyone. Sending in questions will go a certificate of membership in the champs.
Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – Episode: "Hail The Champ 46-11-07 (Audition) 1st Question - If You Were About"
Release Date: March 21, 2025
Host: Tony Pereira
Duration: Approximately 31 minutes
In this exciting episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, titled "Hail The Champ 46-11-07 (Audition) 1st Question - If You Were About", host Tony Pereira brings to life the vibrant energy of the Golden Age of Radio. The show, sponsored by the American Broadcasting Company, features a series of engaging sports-themed quizzes and contests designed to identify and celebrate young sports enthusiasts as tomorrow's champions.
Timestamp: [01:00 - 06:47]
Tony Pereira kicks off the evening by introducing the first set of contestants from the studio audience, dividing them into teams of three. The first competition revolves around swimming, featuring two contestants:
Notable Interaction:
The contestants answer swimming-related questions posed by 12-year-old Dwight Homer. After proving their knowledge, they engage in a playful ping pong ball transfer challenge in tubs of water. Bill Trulock emerges victorious with the least number of ping pong balls remaining in his tub.
Prize Distribution:
Timestamp: [06:47 - 17:38]
Next, the show transitions to a cross-country bike race featuring Mike Sanchez (15) from Los Angeles. Despite not owning a bicycle, Mike demonstrates determination by racing against time. Tony encourages him with incentives, including $2 for every mile completed and the risk of winning a motor scooter should the gong sound unexpectedly.
Notable Interaction:
Mike completes nine miles, earning $18 and ultimately wins a bicycle as an additional prize, highlighting his perseverance and enthusiasm.
Timestamp: [06:47 - 23:42]
The third contest focuses on football, featuring two young athletes:
Notable Interaction:
After answering football-related questions provided by 16-year-old Jimmy Dankers, Bill Claudell wins the contest. Participants face a fun challenge involving handling a greased pigskin, with Bill excelling and Frank receiving consolation prizes.
Prize Distribution:
Timestamp: [17:38 - 29:52]
The final non-title event showcases tennis skills with contestants:
Notable Interaction:
After successfully answering tennis-related questions from Dorothy Holbrook, Kitty Cover wins over Butch Carlson through a humorous and dynamic obstacle course involving balloons and basketballs.
Prize Distribution:
Timestamp: [24:05 - 29:52]
The remaining contestants—Bill Trulock, Bill Claudell, and Kitty Cover—participate in the ultimate championship course. This elaborate obstacle involves handling a basketball, crackers, and a balloon while navigating through barrels and reaching a microphone.
Notable Interaction:
Kitty Cover triumphs in the final challenge, solidifying her position as the champion and fulfilling her dream of becoming a racing jockey. She is awarded a comprehensive prize package, including sports equipment and a special radio.
The episode concludes with Tony Pereira congratulating Kitty Cover as the champion and encouraging listeners to engage by sending in their sports questions for a chance to win prizes and membership in the Champs Club. The show wraps up with a heartwarming acknowledgment of the young contestants' efforts and dreams, embodying the spirit of camaraderie and aspiration characteristic of the Golden Age of Radio.
Notable Closing Remarks:
"Hail The Champ 46-11-07 (Audition)" is a vibrant celebration of youth, sportsmanship, and the pursuit of dreams. Through a series of interactive contests, the show not only entertains but also inspires young listeners to strive for their aspirations. The rich interplay between host and contestants, coupled with the enthusiastic atmosphere, captures the essence of community and the enduring charm of radio entertainment from a bygone era.