
Have Gun, Will Travel 58-12-07 (003) Ella West
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Paladin
I promised I'd avoid a gunfight if possible, but it looks as though it isn't possible. I have one bullet left. You may draw when you're ready.
Tom Carter
Have guns will travel starring Mr. John Dana as Paladin. San Francisco, 1875. The Carlton Hotel, Headquarters of the man called Paladin.
Ella West
Go on, Mr. Paladin.
Paladin
Well, at 7:00, we could have champagne in the loud. At 8:00, dinner at the peacock. Something special.
Ella West
Oh, I'm intrigued, Mr. Paladin.
Paladin
And then coach ride to barnaby's for crepe suzetta's. Only barnaby prepares a crepe suzette. And after that, it'll occur back here by the fire in the lounge. No. Then what? No. Oh, hey boy. Who is this? Me. Number one for Mr. Paladin. Sorry, lady. No champagne, no peacock, no creepy suzette. No liquors tonight. Wire come, you go. I know you already packed. Wire here.
Ella West
Bad news, Mr. Paladin.
Paladin
Ah, dear lady, forgive me. Hey boy. Send an answer to tom Carter. Abilene. Just say, have gun, Will.
Tom Carter
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Hey Boy
Here you are. Your bag, your saddle and your gear. This is your hotel right here.
Paladin
What's that?
Hey Boy
Oh, folks from the wild west show Holed up in town right now, most likely ella West.
Paladin
Ella west, huh?
Hey Boy
Yeah. The star attraction at tomahawk Carter's wild west show. It was kind of frisky at times.
Tom Carter
Wouldn't go into the lobby by the front way, if I was you.
Paladin
You wouldn't.
Hey Boy
Not with ella cutting up before breakfast. She just might take it into her mind to shoot them buttons off in that fancy vest you're wearing.
Paladin
Well, I'll chance it.
Hey Boy
Well, just. Just friendly advice, brother.
Paladin
I'd like a room, please. What? A room. My name is Paladin. Oh, yeah? Just a minute. Now, hold on, Ella. Fun's fun, but enough.
Ella West
You can jump, too, Ella and them fancy pants in that fancy vest. No one else. You don't need a room, boys. He needs a cage. I might even buy you a lemon squid squash later on, fancy pants.
Paladin
I'd prefer whiskey if I felt like drinking, which I don't.
Ella West
Say, you know who you're talking to.
Paladin
I do.
Ella West
I'm ella west, and I can out shoot out ride and out cuss any man here. I can out drink you, I can out chew you, and I can out fit you, possibly.
Paladin
Hey, ella there.
Ella West
Tracy Calvert. Tracy? Where?
Hey Boy
Hi, Tracy. Now, you going to let ella take over your spot in the show, huh?
Tracy Calvert
Morning, Ella.
Ella West
I didn't see you come in.
Tracy Calvert
Tracy, why don't you answer breed's question?
Ella West
Well, I just might take your spot. For two cents, I'd run you out of town, pony boy.
Tracy Calvert
Don't cut your price for me, Ella.
Hey Boy
Why, you have drinks around Tomahawk Carter, everybody. I want to talk to you, ellen. You too, Tracy. Squabbling's got to stop.
Ella West
You find me in the bar. Come on.
Hey Boy
Sure thing.
Paladin
Yeah.
Hey Boy
What was it this time, Tracy?
Tracy Calvert
The same thing it always is, Mr. Carter.
Hey Boy
Well, wrapped me in buffalo hide. Paladin.
Paladin
Hello, Tom. Hello.
Hey Boy
Oh, you're excited. It's a real sight. Yes, sir. Tracy is Mr. Paladin. He knew me way back when I was making an honest living. Tracy Calvin.
Paladin
I've seen you ride, Mr. Kelly. Albert Laramie, W.Y. 71 when he took the grand prize.
Tracy Calvert
I had a lucky day, Mr. Paladin.
Hey Boy
We got pow out of make.
Tracy Calvert
Well, I'll run along, mister.
Hey Boy
No, no, you stick here, Tracy. I got bad trouble, and I want you to handle it, pal.
Paladin
Save your money, Tom. I never saw a man you couldn't handle.
Hey Boy
It Ain't a man that little gal I want gentle enough to make.
Paladin
Tom. There's one wild thing man will never civilize woman. And if you mean that one, I'm afraid there'll be no pleasure in failing.
Hey Boy
That little gal in there happens to be Ella West. 24 years old. She's already more of a name than calamity jane, Cimarron rose and belle starr lumped together. I got her in my show. And I got damaged bills to prove it. And I'm gonna lose my shirt even before I get my show together. If something ain't done, you lose more.
Paladin
When you get on the road.
Tracy Calvert
There's a million people want to see Ella West. Mr. Paladin.
Paladin
Darling of the frontier, heart of gold. Yes, I've seen the write ups.
Hey Boy
She's passed with a gun and she can ride like a comanche.
Paladin
She has to be more than that. Ella west is a legend, tom. A romantic illusion. Your audience will expect you to bring it to life.
Hey Boy
That's right.
Paladin
And instead, you'll produce a repugnant, grimy faced, loud mouthed little shrew.
Tracy Calvert
Well, I don't figure ella's as bad as all that, Mr. Paladin.
Hey Boy
Oh?
Paladin
How long have you known her?
Tracy Calvert
She joined the show last month.
Paladin
My question was, how long have you known her?
Tracy Calvert
Mr. Calvert, if you don't mind, I'll look in on the stock.
Hey Boy
Tracy and ella was raised in the same part of the country. Learn shooting and riding together.
Paladin
Let him tame her. He seems to have a personal interest now.
Hey Boy
Dog gone it, we're old.
Paladin
Tom. Tom, you're talking about making a shell horse out of a wild, mean tempered colt. Now that takes more than taming. It means crushing its spirit, rebuilding it from the ground up. With a horse, the odds are 10 to 1 for failure.
Hey Boy
I guess I knew it wasn't any use all along. I could have made a fortune with her.
Paladin
That's why I want 10% of the entire season's gate if I succeed.
Hey Boy
See, you ain't changed, have you?
Paladin
I hope that's a compliment.
Hey Boy
You ain't never stealing to ask what you worth.
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Ella West
What do you want?
Hey Boy
This here's Mr. Paladin Ellis.
Ella West
Oh, fancy pants.
Hey Boy
He come here to learn you some things.
Ella West
You ain't gonna learn me nothing.
Paladin
Correct. My function is to teach you Will do the learning.
Ella West
I quit.
Paladin
Far off, Tom. She just resigned.
Ella West
Wait just a blasted minute here. If anyone gets runned off, it's gonna be him.
Paladin
Go along, Tom. I'll talk to you later.
Hey Boy
I'll be in the saloon.
Paladin
Now then. Sit down, Ms. West. Mind if I smoke?
Ella West
No, go ahead. Try lighting that cigar. Now, fancy pants, that will be two.
Paladin
Deductions from your wages. The cost of the cigar and the bullet damage.
Ella West
You're kind of a cool one, fancy Pants. But you ain't gonna make no lady out of me.
Paladin
First, you're not worth 2 cents to the show as a lady. And second, that would be impossible in the first place.
Ella West
Why, you. You took my gun.
Paladin
It'll be less noisy that way. Now sit down, please. Better. Although your audiences will expect you to be somewhat different from the average woman. They will expect certain fundamental manners. The essence of showmanship is to be different without being obnoxious.
Ella West
You're a lily livered, fancy talking Dude. I'll run you out of town by morning.
Paladin
I believe you made the same ridiculous threat to Tracy Calvert.
Ella West
Him too. Tracy Said anything to you about me? I'll kill him.
Paladin
There's a ring of honesty in that threat, Ms. West. However, he said nothing. I was merely speculating. Are we ready?
Ella West
You've got something to learn me. I mean, teach me, then get on with it. But keep your nose pulled in, Dude.
Paladin
Incorrect.
Ella West
I gotta eat, don't I?
Paladin
You don't reach with a fork and spear a slice of bread. You pick it up.
Ella West
Now just a minute.
Paladin
And you never speak with your mouth full. Now, it's one thing to act homespun. It's quite another.
Ella West
Great.
Hey Boy
You wearing a gun, Dude?
Paladin
It's quite another to create revulsion, I suggest you confine your idiosyncrasies to calling the food littles and complaining over the last.
Tom Carter
I asked you a question, Dude.
Paladin
I heard you.
Hey Boy
Because if you ain't got a gun, you better get one. I'm going to teach you some manners.
Ella West
Drop it, Ella.
Hey Boy
You've been tied to this dude for two days now. You like it or something?
Ella West
I'm going along. Cause there's money in it. You know an easier way, Breed?
Hey Boy
Yeah, all right, Ella. You say the word when you need me to.
Paladin
Breed seems to resent me almost as much as you do.
Ella West
I can handle breed for you, dude.
Paladin
No need, Ms. West. When the time comes, I'll handle him myself. Remember, just pretend I'm a newspaper reporter.
Ella West
Get on with it.
Paladin
Another question, miss. Tell us about your parents.
Ella West
My old man was A stinking drunk. And the old lady was worse. She was.
Paladin
You are talking to reporters.
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Ella West
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Ella West
They make it up like they've been doing all along.
Paladin
Mention the homestead.
Ella West
Homestead? It was a stinking sour pen. You can ask Tracy Calvert. He it was so bad, you couldn't believe it.
Paladin
I'm sorry.
Ella West
You wouldn't feel so blasted up if you got brought up like that.
Paladin
You knew Tracy Calvert then?
Ella West
Oh, yeah, I knew him. We was kids then. His daddy had a nice spread of land. You should have seen Tracy's house. All painted inside and out, with a fence around it. And Tracy's ma, starched up and nice. She gave me a dress once. My old lady traded it for some whiskey. No, Tracy. To laugh if you'd ever seen me wearing it.
Paladin
Anyhow, I think I understand. What about you, Tracy Calvert?
Ella West
Do you? Yeah, maybe you do that. You're kind of a strange one yourself. I didn't know real men came in fancy pants. What I mean is, we ain't doing so bad, are we?
Paladin
I don't know.
Ella West
He's sort of like you. Everything I wasn't, Tracy wasn't. Everything I didn't have, he did. When he was real little, his mom let me stay. One night she come in, pulled the COVID up and kissed me. I was 16 and he was 18 when they was gonna move away. Maybe he wasn't growed up yet, but I was I was growed up plenty. I didn't ask Tracy to marry him. He'd just take me with him. I'd do anything if he would. He could cut me up into little pieces if he wanted to. Just take me. I never said the same thing since, but I'm saying it to you. I. I ain't what folks think. No man's never touched me. You take me with you when you go back to San Francisco. I wouldn't be afraid with you. Maybe just kiss my cheek and say something nice. I don't want to be in no show, printed no paper. I. I just want somebody to know I'm alive. Please.
Paladin
No.
Ella West
What's the matter?
Paladin
Look at yourself. You're still that grimy 16 year old kid pretending she's a man. You don't compete with women because you're afraid to find a man who wants the smell of the stables and ask him to take you away.
Ella West
Breed wants me.
Paladin
Then you and Mr. Breed deserve each other.
Ella West
And he can have me just as soon as he kills you.
Tom Carter
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Tracy Calvert
He's a nasty one, Mr. Paladin.
Paladin
Belong, if you like. Well, good afternoon, ella. I heard you wanted to see me, Mr. Bree. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hey Boy
I didn't recognize you first wearing them big boys clothes.
Tracy Calvert
You're carrying your play acting too far this time, Ella.
Ella West
Play acting? I've shot men for less.
Tracy Calvert
That's kid talking. We aren't kids anymore.
Ella West
Shut up, Tracy.
Hey Boy
You heard the lady, Tracy. Shut up and get out. Me and fancy pants gonna settle something.
Ella West
I changed my mind, Breed. I don't want no killing, honey.
Hey Boy
We made a bargain. You're gonna keep it all away.
Paladin
Tracy, take her to one side. You, barkeep, pour five Shots and set them up in the line.
Hey Boy
Yes, sir. What's this?
Paladin
I promised Tom Carter I'd avoid a gunfight if possible.
Hey Boy
You ain't got no choice, fancy pants.
Paladin
All poured?
Hey Boy
Yes, sir.
Paladin
Good. Now then, Mr. Breed, I have one bullet left. Please draw whenever you're ready. Well, are you going to draw?
Tracy Calvert
I didn't.
Paladin
If you aren't going to draw, I suggest that you find Tom Carter, hand in your resignation and start traveling. Now, lessons continue at 7, Ms. West. In my room. Please be on time.
Ella West
Well, I got myself some female clothes. Cost more in genuine buckskin. I took a bath too.
Paladin
Well, come in.
Ella West
Tracy. Calvert's right. If I ain't a woman, I ain't nothing. I'll go if you want me to.
Paladin
You look very nice, miss.
Ella West
You don't have to say that.
Paladin
It happens to be true. You come off surprisingly womanly in address store.
Ella West
Sold me a lot of lashings and crossroads to go underneath.
Paladin
It's not considered good taste to discuss undergarments.
Ella West
I'm sorry. Only thing that threw me was my top notches with some platinum cap on his tail. I still hate you. Kind of. You smile and go ahead. I don't blame you. Clumsy and I talk ignorant. And I guess a few yards of silk don't the life to me much.
Paladin
Wise man judges by the lady's smile.
Ella West
I think I felt better when you was plopping my knuckles and telling me not to spear my bread. Golly. That's the first nice thing you said to me.
Paladin
I'm dealing with a woman now.
Ella West
You're dealing with a shaky one. You just being kind to me.
Paladin
A woman needs kindness only when she has no virtues.
Ella West
Ella, I. I wouldn't want you to say anything out of pity.
Paladin
Pity isn't included in the course. Come in.
Tracy Calvert
Mr. Powers and I were holy lovely jumping toads.
Ella West
Oh, Tracy.
Tracy Calvert
Well. Well, I. Gosh.
Ella West
What's the matter, Tracy?
Tracy Calvert
Why, Ella, I've never seen you in. I mean, your hair, your eyes. Ella. You're a lady, Ella.
Ella West
Am I, Tracy?
Tracy Calvert
You sure are. And I'll kill a man who says you ain't. I'm sorry for what I said to you, Ella, about not being a lady. But doggone it, you've changed.
Paladin
She changed for you, Mr. Kelton.
Tracy Calvert
Huh.
Paladin
She'll tell you herself in time. But she'd like it very much if you just kept that silly look on your face and kept thinking of her as a lady.
Tracy Calvert
Oh, I will, Ella. I swear I will. Honest. What I do wrong?
Kent
Did.
Tracy Calvert
Did I offend you?
Ella West
No.
Tracy Calvert
No, D Now, ella, don't cry. I Mr. Paladin, what do I do now?
Paladin
Take your lady in your arms, Mr. Kelvin, and never let. How are things in Abilene town? In Abilene town, things are going smoothly. And how are things here in San Francisco? Smoothly. Specifically, the young lady I never dined with, is she still registered it here? Oh, yeah. Then will you please take her this note and tell her I'm back? I do it, but her husband no like a husband. She get married two days ago, honey. But the Spanish dancer register today. Very nice. You catch him up for dinner, eh? The Spanish dancer. Oh, boy. Hey, boy, take that note up to the Spanish dancer with my compliments. Same note. Same note.
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Podcast Summary: "Have Gun, Will Travel 58-12-07 (003) Ella West"
Podcast Information:
The episode "Have Gun, Will Travel 58-12-07 (003) Ella West" transports listeners to the rugged backdrop of San Francisco in 1875, centering around the enigmatic Paladin—played by John Dana. The narrative unfolds at the Carlton Hotel, the headquarters of Paladin, who is renowned for his ability to resolve conflicts without violence whenever possible.
Notable Quote:
Ella West, portrayed as a formidable and assertive woman, is the star attraction of Tom Carter's Wild West Show. Her reputation for being tough and uncompromising sets the stage for the central conflict of the episode. Hey Boy, Paladin's trusted companion, provides pivotal support throughout the story. Tracy Calvert, a former associate of Paladin, adds depth to the interpersonal dynamics.
Notable Quotes:
Paladin arrives at the Carlton Hotel with a mission to bring order and civility to Ella West, whose unruly behavior threatens the integrity of Tom Carter's Wild West Show. Ella's defiance becomes apparent as she resists Paladin's attempts to impose structure.
Key Interactions:
Paladin's attempt to schedule a peaceful evening with champagne and dinner is abruptly interrupted by Ella's resistance.
[01:27] Paladin: "Well, at 7:00, we could have champagne in the lounge. At 8:00, dinner at the Peacock. Something special."
Ella West contends with Paladin's authority, showcasing her unwillingness to conform.
[05:10] Ella West: "I'm Ella West, and I can out shoot, out ride and out cuss any man here."
Tracy Calvert's return introduces an old connection with Paladin, deepening the storyline. As tensions escalate, Paladin confronts the possibility of violence, emphasizing his preference for non-lethal resolutions. However, the persistent defiance of Ella West makes this challenging.
Notable Quotes:
Tracy Calvert acknowledges Ella's impact on the show and the financial strain it causes. Paladin proposes assistance, emphasizing his expertise in taming difficult situations.
The tension culminates in a potential gunfight orchestrated by Breed, a menacing figure threatening the stability of the Wild West Show. Paladin strategically manages the standoff, offering Ella an opportunity to transform and align with the show's expectations without resorting to violence.
Notable Quotes:
Ella West's internal struggle and desire for acceptance become apparent through her heartfelt plea to Paladin, revealing her vulnerability beneath her tough exterior.
Through Paladin's patient guidance, Ella West begins to embrace a more refined demeanor, aligning her behavior with the show's demands while retaining her inherent strength. Tracy Calvert's support underscores the positive changes resulting from Paladin's intervention. The episode concludes with a harmonious resolution, emphasizing themes of redemption and transformation.
Notable Quotes:
Ella's transformation is acknowledged by both Paladin and Tracy, symbolizing her successful integration into a more civilized role without losing her core identity.
"Have Gun, Will Travel 58-12-07 (003) Ella West" masterfully blends tension, character development, and Western drama. Through Paladin's unwavering commitment to non-violence and personal growth, listeners witness Ella West's journey from a rebellious showwoman to a respected lady of the Wild West Show. The episode underscores the enduring themes of redemption, the power of mentorship, and the complexities of individual transformation.
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Closing Remarks: Join us next week for another thrilling episode of "Have Gun, Will Travel," where classic Western adventures continue to captivate and entertain.