
Jerry of the Circus - A Five Dollar Vest - 09/16/1937
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Mr. Platt
Jerry of the Circus. Now for Jerry of the Circus. That's right, Central, the police station.
Jerry
Please, Mr. Platt, won't you let me explain?
Mr. Platt
I will not. Gratis home. The police station can't be busy all the time. Hello. Hello Central? Will you please get me the police station? The line must be crossed.
Tom
Honest, Mr. Platt, we weren't gonna take nothing.
Mr. Platt
Yeah, you tell that to the police.
Jerry
Mr. Platt, I'm with the circus that's just come to town.
Mr. Platt
That's the Tower Circus. Always a lot of no good loafers and hangers.
Jerry
Not with this circus.
Mr. Platt
What's that, Central? The line is busy and it's a nice. How do you do? Can't even get the police when you need them.
Jerry
Please listen, we had a fire last night. Our props and costumes got burned. I'm just trying to find an old fashioned vest. We'll pay cash.
Mr. Platt
What's that you say?
Jerry
I said we want to buy whatever we can use. We had a fire.
Mr. Platt
Yeah, I heard about the fire all right. But why didn't you say in the first place that you'd pay cash?
Jerry
Oh, I tried to, but you wouldn't let me.
Mr. Platt
What makes you think I've got something that you can use?
Jerry
Well, you see, Slats and me, he's one of the clowns. We were shopping around trying to find an old fashioned vest. We got to talking to Tom here.
Tom
So when they said they'd pay for them, I remembered those old fashioned things you had in this trunk.
Jerry
Then when we got out here and found your car was gone, we thought we'd missed you.
Mr. Platt
That's no excuse for opening trunks that don't belong to you.
Jerry
Well, I know it's my fault. I had to hurry and I just wanted to see if you had anything.
Mr. Platt
Well, did you find what you wanted?
Jerry
Well, I don't know yet. We just started when you came in.
Mr. Platt
Well, come on back to the barn. We'll see if there's anything there that you can use here. We'll go out the back door.
Jerry
You won't scold Tom, will you?
Mr. Platt
Well, maybe I was a trifle hasty, but when I saw you going through my old trunk, I just saw red, that's all. Tom, I want you to get after that potato patch while we're in the barn. Here. It's a sin the way you put off that weeding.
Tom
Right now?
Mr. Platt
Of course, right now. What do you think?
Tom
Well, I kind of hoped that you'd let me go back to the circus with Jerry. He said that I could see the show.
Mr. Platt
Wasting your time seeing a circus with all the work to be done? I should say not.
Jerry
Please, Mr. Platt, just this one.
Mr. Platt
No, I'll get to your reading, Tom. And I don't want to hear any more about her.
Tom
Yes, sir. I'm going.
Mr. Platt
The trunk's already opened. Now, what was it you was looking for?
Jerry
An old fashioned vest. You know, one of those bright colored ones.
Mr. Platt
Sure, I think I've got something like that. You wouldn't want these funny trousers, would you?
Jerry
Golly, they are funny. Did people really wear things like that?
Mr. Platt
Yeah, they were right smart in their day, too.
Jerry
Say, you wouldn't sell this old red sweater, would you?
Mr. Platt
That makes you think I wouldn't?
Jerry
Well, I don't know, I just.
Mr. Platt
I thought you were looking for old fashioned things. That sweater's not so old.
Jerry
I know, but I just happened to think I could sure use it.
Mr. Platt
Seems mighty funny you'd pick out a sweater big enough for two of you.
Jerry
Well, you see, Bumps, he's my best friend. He's a clown that does the act with my dog.
Mr. Platt
I don't want your whole history.
Jerry
Well, he's big and he needs a sweater. I'd like to get him one, but only got a dollar.
Mr. Platt
Yeah, there's a lot of wear in that sweater yet.
Jerry
Yeah, but you're not using it packed away with these old things.
Mr. Platt
Listen, kid, you better learn not to poke your nose in other folks affairs.
Jerry
I didn't mean to poke a dollar.
Mr. Platt
That's not such a bad idea. Is that all right? You can have the sweater. I'll just as soon get rid of it anyhow. Give me the dollar.
Jerry
Say, thanks. Just a second. Now.
Mr. Platt
Where'd I put it?
Jerry
Oh, yeah, here it is. There you are.
Mr. Platt
Yeah, you can wrap it up in this old paper. May as well keep it wrapped till you give it to him.
Jerry
That's fine. Bumps will sure be pleased. Now, if we can just find the vest.
Mr. Platt
Here. This is what I was looking for. How's this?
Jerry
Say, that's, well, just the thing.
Mr. Platt
You like it, huh?
Jerry
Sure. Golly, imagine finding it here of all places.
Mr. Platt
Probably couldn't find the vest as good as this anyplace else in Hansberg.
Jerry
You're dead right. We've been looking all morning.
Mr. Platt
It seems like it might be worth quite a bit of money.
Jerry
Oh, you mean. Oh, how much do you want for it?
Mr. Platt
Well, I guess I could let you have it for $10.
Jerry
$10? Gee whiz, slats can't afford $10.
Mr. Platt
Well, how much were you figuring on paying for it?
Jerry
Well, I don't know. Dollar or two, I guess.
Mr. Platt
A couple of bucks. Say, don't make me laugh. The only vest like it in town, and you need it. Why, I'd be a fool to let it go so cheap.
Jerry
Well, I just know he'd never be able to pay that. I'm awful sorry, but I. Well, I suppose I may as well.
Mr. Platt
Here, just a minute. There. How much do you think that that slat fellow would fork over for the right vest?
Jerry
Oh, I don't know.
Mr. Platt
Well, how about $5, seeing he needs it so bad?
Jerry
Oh, I don't know. I haven't got any more money. Gee whiz, it's not long before man me time.
Mr. Platt
Now, I've got an idea I got to get down to the station myself. But you take the vest along with you and let the clown see it. If he's willing to pay five bucks for it, it's his.
Jerry
Oh, I don't know what to say, Mr. Platt. I'm afraid he'll think it's too much.
Mr. Platt
Tom.
Slats
Tom.
Tom
Yeah?
Mr. Platt
Come here. Be quick about it.
Tom
I'm coming, Mr. Platt.
Mr. Platt
I'll send Tom along with you. If that slats fellow doesn't want to pay, Tom can bring the vest home again.
Jerry
That's yours.
Mr. Platt
Well, well, step on it, Tom. No need to keep me waiting all day.
Tom
I'm sorry, Mr. Platt. I was at the other end of the potato patch.
Mr. Platt
Well, I've changed my mind about those potatoes. I want you to go back to the circus with Jerry.
Tom
You could have let me see the circus after all. Oh, gee, that's Swallow, Mr. Clown.
Mr. Platt
I am not. I didn't say a word about seeing the circus. But I want you to take this vest to that clown. If he comes through with $5, well, I'm good. Otherwise, you bring that vest right back here. Oh, and I'm not taking a penny less. Tell him to take it or leave it. You understand?
Tom
Yes, sir.
Mr. Platt
And see you get right back here. I want those potatoes weeded before sundown.
Tom
Yes, sir.
Mr. Platt
Well, beat it, both of you. Take Nelly. But Remember, no monkey business.
Jerry
Thanks, Mr. Platt. But I do wish you'd let Tom just see the show.
Mr. Platt
Listen here, young man. I run things around here and I don't want any interference, you understand?
Jerry
Yes, sir. Goodbye, sir.
Tom
You get in first, Jerry.
Jerry
Okay, Tom.
Tom
Here we are. All right, Nellie. Come on, old girl.
Mr. Platt
Say, Tom, if you see Mike down the road with my car, tell him to step on it. He's late.
Tom
All right, I'll tell him.
Jerry
Imagine not letting you see the circus.
Tom
Well, he's just afraid I'll have some fun.
Jerry
Well, it's a shame, if you ask me. And it wouldn't even cost him anything. Would you be afraid to stay and see part of the show?
Tom
I better not. Especially if slats won't pay $5 for that vest. The old man will be plenty sore.
Jerry
$5? It's highway robbery if you ask me, Sadie. That reminds me. Look, I bought the sweater off of him. Ever see it before?
Tom
Yeah, once when we were cleaning things up. I asked him to let me wear it. It was kind of cold, and, boy, he nearly had a fit.
Jerry
He did? Why?
Tom
I don't know. Said he'd better not catch me wearing that sweater, but. Well, he never wore it himself.
Jerry
This sweater reminds me of a story a friend of mine called Spikeman stole me. Yeah?
Tom
What was it?
Jerry
Well, I can't tell you right now. But I wouldn't be surprised if you'd hear about it sooner or later. Say, Tom.
Tom
Yeah?
Jerry
What are Mr. Platt's hours? When's he home and when's he at the baggage station?
Tom
Well, he's there during the day. Kind of irregular. You see, he's got help then.
Jerry
Well, what about night?
Tom
Well, he's always at the station from 11 to 3 in the morning.
Jerry
Yeah. Well, let's forget him. I'll tell you one thing. Even if he can't catch the show, you're going to see the animals and meet all the folks.
Tom
I am?
Jerry
Sure thing. I'll introduce you to some of the clowns and.
Tom
Gee, you're swell, Jerry.
Jerry
Hey, listen, you forgot. I dreamed of joining up with a circus for a long time before I actually did. I guess I know what it means to want to meet folks.
Tom
You got lots of animals over there?
Jerry
Well, one of the best animal shows on the road.
Tom
Get out there, Nellie. Come on. Go on. No loitering this time. We're heading for the circus.
Jerry
There we are. See the tents? Right around the span. Here, Tom. Drive right up this way. It'll take us in past the mess tent and we can get in the back way. Sure thing.
Tom
Here, Nellie. Come on, you old girl.
Jerry
Kind of rough riding, but we get used to it.
Tom
Looks like you've been here a week. Everything's so quiet and nice here.
Jerry
You better stop here.
Tom
Whoa there, Nellie. Whoa.
Jerry
Come on. Slats will probably be over at Clown Alley.
Tom
Where's that?
Jerry
That's where the clowns dress and wait for their axe to go on.
Tom
Here, you forgot your package.
Jerry
Oh, thanks. Yeah, that's a red sweater for Bumps. Nellie will be all right here. Leave her right there.
Tom
Say, this is exciting.
Jerry
Here, slip in this way, it's quicker. Everyone's pretty busy today. Either getting their own things fixed or helping someone else. Hey, where's lads?
Slats
Who's calling me?
Jerry
It's me, Jerry.
Slats
Oh, hello there, Gary. Around here.
Jerry
Come on, Tom. This way.
Slats
Well, hello there. Any luck?
Jerry
Well, I don't know whether it'll do you any good, but we got a vest. All right.
Slats
You did good. Let me see it.
Jerry
Short to him tomorrow.
Slats
Say, this is dandy.
Mr. Platt
Great stuff, Jerry.
Slats
You're the one there. I guess that's about as good as Granddad's. Of course, it won't be the same,
Mr. Platt
but I guess I can learn to like this one.
Jerry
Yeah, but there's a catch to it.
Mr. Platt
What do you mean?
Jerry
The man who owns this wants $5 for it.
Mr. Platt
Five? You're kidding.
Jerry
He asked 10 for it at first.
Slats
What?
Jerry
Yeah, I just told him we couldn't pay that and then I started to go and he pretended he'd let it go cheap for five.
Slats
Why, the old skin fent. He knew we wanted it and wouldn't find another. So he's holding us up, huh?
Tom
I'm sorry, Mr. Slats, but he said if you wouldn't pay that, I'd have to bring the vest right back.
Slats
Well, does that burn me up. I sure hate folks who take advantage of you. Okay, I'll pay it. But it's a dirty trick.
Jerry
You will?
Slats
Sure. Show's got to go on, and if I can find the right stuff, I gotta have it. After all, it's my stock and trade.
Jerry
Say, Slats, do me a favor.
Mr. Platt
Of course I will. What's on your mind?
Jerry
Well, I gotta go see Bumps. Will you show Tom around and let him meet the folks and see the animals and everything? His boss isn't gonna let him see
Mr. Platt
the show, and I don't want anybody seen Bumps.
Jerry
See, there's Jason. Tom, you go a slat, Jason.
Slats
I'll take care of Tom and see you back here later.
Jason
Hi there, Jerry. You seen Bumps?
Jerry
Well, I'm looking for him myself. Say, I gotta talk to you and Bumps Quick. First I want you to meet Tom. Tom, this is Jason. He's the greatest lion tamer in the business.
Tom
Gee, I'm sure glad to meet you, Mr. Jason.
Jerry
Well, we'll be back, Tom, but Jason and I have got something important. We'll be seeing you.
Tom
Okay.
Jerry
Come on, Jason, quick.
Jason
Well, Jerry, what's all the excitement?
Jerry
Well, Jason, you remember how Spike was sent up to jail for a robbery he didn't do?
Jason
That's right. It happened in this town.
Jerry
Yeah. Well, I found a red sweater tucked away with a lot of things in the barn belonging to the boss he worked for.
Jason
But what's a red sweater got to do with it?
Jerry
Spike lost his sweater the night of the robbery. It was red and, well, the man who did the robbery wore a red sweater.
Jason
Well, there are lots of red sweaters in this world.
Jerry
Yeah, but there's something funny about this man. Platt.
Jason
Was that the name of his boss?
Jerry
Yep. And you remember there were a lot of that couldn't be cashed for several years.
Jason
Yeah, and they never were found, were they?
Jerry
Nope. But if Platt has them, I'm going to find them. I'm going out there tonight and go through his whole house and barn.
Jason
Now listen, Jerry, you can't do that.
Mr. Platt
Why?
Jason
That's dangerous.
Jerry
Well, I don't care for Spike. I'd. Well, I'd risk almost anything.
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Harold's Old Time Radio, May 22, 2026
This episode of "Jerry of the Circus" showcases a classic story from the Golden Age of Radio about resourcefulness, camaraderie, and a touch of budding detective work. Jerry, a circus boy, and his friend Slats are desperately seeking an old-fashioned vest and other costume pieces after a circus fire destroys their props. The hunt for the vest leads to an intriguing negotiation with a surly local, Mr. Platt, and sparks deeper suspicions about a past crime.
[02:08 – 04:08]
“Please listen, we had a fire last night. Our props and costumes got burned. I’m just trying to find an old-fashioned vest. We’ll pay cash.” — Jerry [02:36]
[04:08 – 07:28]
“Well, I guess I could let you have it for $10.” — Mr. Platt [05:44]
“How about $5, seeing he needs it so bad?” — Mr. Platt [06:14]
[08:06 – 09:09]
“Even if you can’t catch the show, you’re going to see the animals and meet all the folks.” — Jerry [08:56]
[10:10 – 11:15]
“Okay, I’ll pay it. But it’s a dirty trick.” — Slats [11:06] “Show’s got to go on, and if I can find the right stuff, I gotta have it.” — Slats [11:15]
[12:00 – 13:48]
“Spike lost his sweater the night of the robbery. It was red and, well, the man who did the robbery wore a red sweater.” — Jerry [12:20]
“If Platt has them, I’m going to find them. I’m going out there tonight and go through his whole house and barn.” — Jerry [12:44]
Mr. Platt’s Reluctant Kindness:
“Maybe I was a trifle hasty, but when I saw you going through my old trunk, I just saw red, that’s all.” — Mr. Platt [03:32]
On Circus Life:
“One of the best animal shows on the road.” — Jerry [09:18]
Budding Sleuthing:
“There’s something funny about this man Platt.” — Jerry [12:29]
The episode blends the innocence of childhood resourcefulness with the intrigue of a small-town mystery. The dialogue is direct and lively, full of “gee whiz” exclamations, playful bartering, and a sense of close-knit camaraderie among the circus folk. Mr. Platt’s gruff, blustering exterior is softened by moments of reluctant kindness, and Jerry’s natural curiosity and loyalty shine throughout.
This episode is ideal for fans of classic radio drama and listeners who appreciate a mix of nostalgia, adventure, and heart.