
Jerry of the Circus - Hippo with a Toothache - 08/13/1937
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Jerry Dugan
Oh, no.
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Mr. Randall
Jerry of the circus. Now for Jerry of the Circus.
Jerry Dugan
Rags. Hey, Rags. Where are you? Rags. Come here, you. Rags. My golly, he's in the menagerie then. Coming, Rags. Hi there, Slim. How's Jeff this morning?
Oh, he's okay. He got a bad kick from that zebra last night. But you can't kill off a good menagerie man.
That's good, huh? I'm glad he's all right. Hey, have you seen Rags? Oh, there he is. Rags, what's the matter? I suppose you want to see how everything is in the menagerie stand after the blow last night, huh? What? Oh, I see. You think the hippopotamus is gone, huh? But she's just taking a swim, that's all. Here, I'll lift you up so you can see. Listen, Rope. I'd like to get around this way. Jumping Jupiter. Hey, Andy. Andy. Juni, go drown the baby hippo. Look. She's holding him underwater. Gee whiz, Andy.
Andy
Hello. What's wrong?
Jerry Dugan
Hey, Andy, quick. The hippo's holding her baby down under the water in the tank.
Andy
Sure, she often does.
Jerry Dugan
You mean she won't drown Tubby?
Andy
That punk? I should say not. She's teaching him to stay underwater.
Jerry Dugan
I sure thought she was trying to drown Tubby. All right, so you got me all excited for nothing. All right. You're a false alarm, that's what you are.
Andy
You kids, both of you. There, Look. See? She's letting Tubby up. Quite a lesson for all of you, eh?
Jerry Dugan
I'll say. So why do the mother hippos duck their babies?
Andy
Well, you see, a hippo's nostrils are slit, something like a camel's. They learn how to close them so no water can get in. Oh, a camel can close his nostrils and keep the desert dust out. Otherwise, he'd often strangle to death in a dust storm.
Jerry Dugan
Gee. Well, how long can a hippo stay?
Andy
Under six or seven minutes.
Jerry Dugan
Really?
Mr. Grayson
Yeah.
Andy
She just fills her lungs full of air and closes up her nose. Then she drops Right down to the bottom of her tank and stays there.
Jerry Dugan
Golly, that's funny.
Andy
I'm gonna brush her teeth now. Wanna stick around?
Jerry Dugan
Sure thing. Golly, watch her climb out of that tank. They're sure awkward, aren't they?
Mr. Randall
Yeah.
Andy
Slim, bring the brushes and a pail of water. We'll scrub her grinder.
Jerry Dugan
All right. Be right with you.
She didn't get excited last night during the windstorm, did she?
Andy
This old lady? I should say not. Didn't even seem to know anything was going on. It was sure excitin' your first big blow.
Jerry Dugan
Yep.
Andy
Well, you sure hit a dandy.
Jerry Dugan
I'll say. But the way they got things all in order before the audience got out was marvelous.
Andy
Yeah, I don't believe they even knew we had a bad win. Show went on just as smooth as ever. And everything all under control when they left.
Jerry Dugan
But the animals. Golly, I never saw zebras in a panic before.
Andy
Yeah, those convicts are pesky little animals.
Jerry Dugan
Convicts?
Andy
Sure. Haven't you heard zebras called that before?
Jerry Dugan
Well, no, it. At least I didn't know they were referring to zebras.
Andy
Sure, we often call them that around the circus.
Jerry Dugan
On account of their stripes, huh?
Andy
You guessed it, Jerry.
Jerry Dugan
Gee, that's funny. Convicts.
Andy
Here's your water and fresh, boss. Thanks, Slim. Come on, Jerry. We'll do their grinders.
Jerry Dugan
See, this is fun. Well, don't they mind?
Andy
No, I guess they kind of like it. Probably tickles them a little. Anyhow, I never have no trouble. Come on, we'll go right in.
Jerry Dugan
You stay outside, Rags.
Andy
Don't you worry. Hippos are vegetarian.
Jerry Dugan
Yeah, but if she just rolled over by mistake, she'd hurt Rags.
Andy
I guess you're right there. All right. Come on in. Close the door.
Mr. Randall
Open up.
Andy
Open up there, old lady.
Jerry Dugan
Golly, what amount? Like a big cave, isn't it?
Andy
Yeah, and look at those grinders. See those four tusks in front?
Jerry Dugan
Yeah, almost like an elephant.
Andy
They gotta be scraped every now and then. But it's the grinders that take the most care.
Jerry Dugan
Why?
Andy
You see, bits of hay get around the gums, make them sore.
Jerry Dugan
Gemini got six of them on each side. Must be pretty awful to have a toothache and teeth that size.
Andy
You bet. That's why we have to be so careful.
Jerry Dugan
Wonder how hippos get along when they haven't got a nurse to take care of them.
Andy
Nurse to a hippo, that's something. Now we'll get this side and she'll be through.
Jerry Dugan
Say, Tubby's a lot darker than his mother is. That just because he's a baby?
No.
Andy
The blondes are real scarce. And they don't necessarily have white babies, neither.
Jerry Dugan
Well, you got all their teeth brushed. What you gonna do next?
Mr. Grayson
Feed them?
Andy
Gotta pay them back for being so patient.
Jerry Dugan
What's that?
Andy
Bran mash. They like it, but we don't give it to em every day.
Jerry Dugan
Gee, you roll it into a ball, huh? Say, I'll. Let me throw them in their mouths.
Mr. Randall
Sure.
Jerry Dugan
There you are.
Where you going, buddy?
Golly, they chew slowly.
Who you looking for?
Mr. Randall
Jerry. Jerry Dugan.
Jerry Dugan
She's someone for me. Hey, I'm here. Just a minute. Guess I'd better go. Thanks for letting me help, Andy.
Andy
Okay, Jerry. Glad to have you. Anytime. Shut the door to the cage. After you.
Jerry Dugan
Bye, Andy.
Andy
And.
Jerry Dugan
And thanks. Come on, Rags. Guess we got company.
Mr. Grayson
Hello, Jerry. They weren't going to let me in.
Jerry Dugan
Well, hello, Mr. Grayson. Gee whiz, but I'm glad to see you.
Mr. Grayson
You ought to be. I've good news from your uncle.
Jerry Dugan
So soon?
Mr. Grayson
Gee, shall we go out in the sunshine?
Jerry Dugan
Yeah, let's. Come on, Rags.
Mr. Grayson
Is this your dog?
Jerry Dugan
He sure is. Rags, meet Mr. Grayson, a friend of mine.
Mr. Grayson
Well, I'm glad to meet you, Rags.
Jerry Dugan
Shake.
Mr. Grayson
He's a polite little beggar.
Jerry Dugan
He better be.
Mr. Grayson
Didn't I see him in the ring yesterday?
Jerry Dugan
Sure. He does some turns with bonds.
Mr. Grayson
I should say he does. And he's good, too.
Jerry Dugan
Well, what did Uncle Dan have to say?
Mr. Grayson
He sent back his notarized signature and told me to go ahead and find out about that box in the bank. He told me to tell you he'd stand good for the bill as soon as he begins making money again.
Jerry Dugan
Isn't he swell?
Mr. Grayson
Pretty nice. I think he said he was getting along fine and for you to be sure and write.
Jerry Dugan
Aw, gee, I'm awful. I want to write, but seems as if I'm always busy. And we keep moving almost every night.
Mr. Grayson
I know it's hard for boys to write letters, but when you've got an uncle like that and he's sick, I think maybe you ought to make a special effort, don't you?
Jerry Dugan
I sure do. I'll write him this afternoon.
Mr. Grayson
That's fine. I thought you would. Now I've got to have your signature on this same paper with a witness, and then everything will be all fixed up.
Jerry Dugan
We. We might as well go to the wagon. Guess Bumps will be there.
Mr. Randall
Oh, the clown.
Mr. Grayson
Yeah, I'd like to meet him.
Jerry Dugan
Oh, he's grand.
Mr. Grayson
Kind of fun being with a circus, isn't it?
Jerry Dugan
Well, I'll say so. Want to walk around?
Mr. Grayson
Sure, I'm not in a hurry. Say, it's pretty quiet in the morning here compared to the excitement during the show in the afternoon.
Jerry Dugan
Oh, sure. Folks write their letters and do their washing and mending and shopping mornings like
Mr. Grayson
a great big family, isn't it?
Jerry Dugan
Yep. Rags, where are you? Come here. What you doing on the other side of that tent?
Mr. Grayson
Looks like Rags. A hunting dog.
Jerry Dugan
He's a brat. Rags, come here and leave Lulu alone. You know, he chases that poor duck every chance he gets. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Mr. Grayson
Oh, you can't blame him for the instinct to chase animals.
Jerry Dugan
No, but I can scold him for getting into it and doing it. He's a circus dog, and circus dogs have got a mind. Hey, Mr. Bradley. Mr. Bradley.
Yes, yes. Who's calling?
It's me, Jerry. Your ducks got away again.
What?
Andy
Where?
Jerry Dugan
Well, here, Lulu. Nice Lulu.
Mr. Grayson
Look at that duck go.
Jerry Dugan
Yeah, she knows his voice all right.
Here you are, Lulu. Now, how did you get loose this time? Thank you, Jerry.
Why, you're welcome.
Mr. Grayson
Say, that's funny.
Jerry Dugan
What?
Mr. Grayson
That voice. It sounds familiar.
Mr. Randall
Who was it?
Jerry Dugan
Well, that's the clown that does the duck trick.
Mr. Grayson
Oh, yes, I remember. I saw him yesterday. Funny, though. Hmm. I just can't place the voice, though.
Jerry Dugan
We'd go around and meet him, but he usually rests mornings. He's kind old and not too glad to meet people. Awful nice, though. Sure, I know he likes to read a lot and just rest. See, this is luck.
Mr. Grayson
Here comes Mr. Randall, the owner of the show.
Jerry Dugan
Yeah, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
Oh, hello there, Jerry.
Jerry Dugan
Say, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.
Mr. Randall
I'm glad to meet any friends of Jerry's.
Jerry Dugan
This is Mr. Grayson, Mr. Randall. He's a lawyer here in Jackson City.
Mr. Randall
Grayson? Did you say a lawyer?
Mr. Grayson
Yes. At least I'm. Why, what's the matter?
Mr. Randall
Nothing. Never mind. It's of no importance.
Jerry Dugan
Mr. Grayson is helping me.
Mr. Randall
Helping you? Jerry, what on earth do you need a lawyer for?
Jerry Dugan
You see, we found out that one of the keys on Dad's keyring that I always carry is a key to a safety deposit box in a bank.
Mr. Randall
Well, you don't say. What bank?
Jerry Dugan
Bank? In this town? Patsy and I went downtown yesterday and checked. It's a long story how we found out about it, but.
Mr. Grayson
And a friend of mine in the bank suggested the boy consult me.
Mr. Randall
But why?
Mr. Grayson
It's all rather involved, but when a man dies in this state, the box is automatically turned over to the court.
Jerry Dugan
And seeing there isn't any Will and I'm underage.
Mr. Grayson
It's quite a bit of red tape. But I'm taking it to the superior court and I think it can be arranged for the boy to get possession of the box.
Jerry Dugan
Well, so I was just showing Mr. Grayson around the lot. He's crazy about circuses.
Mr. Grayson
I certainly enjoyed your matinee yesterday, Mr. Randall. Ms. Patsy was kind enough to give me a pass.
Mr. Randall
Oh, so that's how you happen to What? Oh, nothing, I. I'm just thinking out loud about something that happened yesterday. I'm sorry.
Jerry Dugan
See, Mr. Randall, could. Well, Jerry, would it be possible for Mr. Grayson to stay and have lunch with us?
Mr. Grayson
Oh, I couldn't impose on Mr. Randall. You shouldn't have asked him, Jerry.
Mr. Randall
Would you enjoy it, Mr. Grayson?
Mr. Grayson
Of course. But really, Mr. Randall, I had no intention.
Mr. Randall
Well, then you stay. I'm glad to have you.
Mr. Grayson
That's certainly very kind of you.
Mr. Randall
Not at all, not at all. Glad to have you. Well, where are you heading for now?
Jerry Dugan
Well, we've just been kind of walking around and looking at things. We gotta find bumps and so.
Mr. Randall
Yeah, well, you go right ahead. I'll see you at lunch.
Mr. Grayson
By the way, Jerry, you haven't seen
Mr. Randall
Johnny Bradley, have you?
Jerry Dugan
No, I just talked to him.
Mr. Randall
Talked to him?
Jerry Dugan
Yeah, Rags chased Lulu and I called him to tell him his duck was loose.
Mr. Randall
Oh, good. He's in his wagon then. I've got to see him.
Jerry Dugan
See you later then, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Grayson
Thank you, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
I'll see you all at lunch.
Jerry Dugan
So long, Rags.
Come on, Rags. Come on, boy. Come on.
Mr. Randall
Come on. Call that a narrow escape? Poor Bradley.
Jerry Dugan
Hey, good morning, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
Hello, Slim. Is Johnny Bradley still in his wagon?
Jerry Dugan
Yep. It looked like he was dozing on his steps there in the sun.
Mr. Randall
Good. I've got to see him. Oh, good Morning. Sigh.
Andy
Hi, Mr. Randall. Nice day after last night's blow.
Mr. Randall
I don't say so. Oh, hello there. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny Bradley, wake up.
Jerry Dugan
What? Oh, hello.
Mr. Randall
Hello.
Jerry Dugan
What's wrong?
Mr. Randall
Sorry to wake you, Johnny, but I'm afraid I've got some important news for you.
Jerry Dugan
Oh, it's you, Mr. Randall. Looks like I was having a morning's cat nap.
Mr. Randall
Johnny, I'm in a hurry, but I have to tell you something quickly. Now, take it easy and don't let it upset you.
Jerry Dugan
Something wrong? What is it?
Mr. Randall
I. I don't want you to go to the mess tent for lunch.
Jerry Dugan
You what?
Mr. Randall
I'll have Shorty bring a tray to you in your wagon.
Jerry Dugan
I'm afraid I fail to understand, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
I. I've just met your son.
Jerry Dugan
What?
Mr. Randall
Here on this lot? He's.
Jerry Dugan
He's where?
Mr. Randall
On this lot? I can't go into a long explanation now, but he's having lunch with Jerry Dugan. And knowing that you sit at the same table, I thought I'd better warn you.
Jerry Dugan
Oh, I can hardly believe it. My son. I. Mr. Randall, I'm afraid.
Mr. Randall
Easy, easy, old man.
Jerry Dugan
But my son here on the lot. Oh, he mustn't see me. He. He mustn't see me.
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Jerry Dugan
Oh, no.
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Air Date: May 16, 2026
Main Characters: Jerry Dugan, Andy (menagerie keeper), Mr. Grayson, Mr. Randall, Slim, Rags (Jerry's dog), Mr. Bradley, Johnny Bradley
This episode of "Jerry of the Circus," originally aired during the golden age of radio, delivers a charming blend of animal adventure, circus life, and ongoing family drama. Jerry Dugan, the youthful protagonist, explores the inner workings of the circus menagerie and learns about the care and feeding of the resident hippopotamus and her baby. The story deepens with a developing subplot involving Jerry’s family’s legacy and a key to a mysterious safety deposit box, while hints of hidden familial connections between circus folk add elements of intrigue and emotion.
"She’s teaching him to stay underwater." (03:06, Andy)
"A hippo's nostrils are slit, something like a camel's. They learn how to close them so no water can get in." (03:33, Andy) "A camel can close his nostrils and keep the desert dust out." (03:40, Andy)
"They got things all in order before the audience got out…show went on just as smooth as ever." (04:23, Jerry & Andy)
"Convicts? ... Oh, on account of their stripes." (04:44–04:51, Andy & Jerry)
"Come on, Jerry. We'll do their grinders." (04:54, Andy) "Must be pretty awful to have a toothache and teeth that size." (05:44, Jerry) "That's why we have to be so careful." (05:50, Andy)
"He sent back his notarized signature…told me to go ahead and find out about that box in the bank." (07:25, Mr. Grayson)
"Seems as if I'm always busy, and we keep moving almost every night." (07:38, Jerry)
"When you've got an uncle like that and he's sick, I think maybe you ought to make a special effort, don't you?" (07:44, Mr. Grayson)
"Folks write their letters and do their washing and mending and shopping mornings…like a great big family, isn't it?" (08:18–08:23, Mr. Grayson & Jerry)
"He's a brat... You know, he chases that poor duck every chance he gets. You ought to be ashamed of yourself." (08:35–08:44, Jerry)
"When a man dies in this state, the box is automatically turned over to the court." (10:30, Mr. Grayson) "There isn't any Will and I'm underage... quite a bit of red tape." (10:36, Jerry & Mr. Grayson)
"[Awkwardly] Grayson? Did you say a lawyer?" (09:58, Mr. Randall)
"I'm glad to have you." (11:21, Mr. Randall)
"Johnny, I'm in a hurry…but I have to tell you something quickly… I've just met your son." (12:29–12:49, Mr. Randall)
"Oh, I can hardly believe it... He mustn't see me!" (13:01–13:08, Johnny Bradley)
This episode effortlessly interweaves the daily wonders and challenges of circus life with tender moments of human connection, personal responsibility, and suspenseful family secrets—making for an engaging listen that’s equal parts education, entertainment, and emotion.