
Jerry of the Circus - Speed's Bad Trick - 12/17/1937
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Jerry
Hey, everyone.
Comedian
Check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date?
Mr. Randall
Oh, no.
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Comedian
Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.
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Comedian
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Mr. Randall
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Comedian
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Jake
Jerry of the Circus. Now for Jerry of the Circus.
Major Mike
Hello.
Jerry
Hello? Major. Major.
Major Mike
Mike. Oh, what is it? Oh, it's. It's you, Jerry. You. You gave me a start. That's what you did.
Jerry
I'm sorry. You busy?
Major Mike
Of course I'm busy. Can't you see that I'm writing? Yeah.
Jerry
I didn't mean to interrupt. I'll come again later.
Major Mike
Here, here. Now, you. You stay right here. I'm glad to see you, Jerry. What's on your mind?
Jerry
Well, things are sure happening to me pretty fast. I might have to go into business.
Major Mike
What? You go into business?
Jerry
Sure. Why not?
Major Mike
Well, what kind of business?
Jerry
Well, you see, it's like this. You know that property out in Montana that Dad left me?
Major Mike
Yes, I remember hearing about that.
Jerry
Well, we got a registered letter from the Montana railroad lines asking about who owned that property and talking about a deal. They seem to be in an awful hurry about finding out about it.
Major Mike
Oh, that's splendid, Jerry. I certainly wish some of my relatives had left me something. You're a lucky boy, Jerry.
Jerry
I'll say. But didn't you ever have any relatives who might have left you something and you know that you didn't even know about?
Grandson
No.
Major Mike
None of my people ever had any money except Grandpa Gustav and, well, I guess we'll never know where all his money went.
Jerry
Your grandfather?
Major Mike
Yes, sir. And let me tell you, Jerry, there never was a tighter man that lived than Grandpa Gustav. They called him Gustav the Miser.
Jerry
Was he rich?
Major Mike
Everybody thought he was, but he never spent a cent. He didn't have to. He wore the meanest clothes. And when we were children, we never wanted to go and see him because he was so stingy. He never gave us pennies or candy like most grandparents do.
Jerry
What did he do with all of his money?
Major Mike
That's just it. No one knows. No one ever found out.
Jerry
Maybe he wasn't rich after all.
Major Mike
Yes, he was. He owned lots of property in Parker City just before the town began to grow. And then he sold it all before he died for cash.
Jerry
See, that's something.
Major Mike
Yeah, and then he changed it all into gold.
Jerry
Jiminy willikers. This is a real mystery.
Grandson
Hey, Mike, get the flag up.
Jake
Yes, the flag up, Jake.
Jerry
Jiminy, it's time to eat.
Major Mike
And now look here, you got me to talking and I haven't written this letter to common.
Jerry
Aw, gee, I'm sorry, Major.
Major Mike
Well, never mind, Jerry. I'll come back here to my tent after the show tonight and do it. We're not moving tonight, so there'll be no rush. I can come back here when it's all quiet on this circus lot and really concentrate on this leather without having
Jerry
a fella come in and gab and.
Major Mike
Well, that's all right, Jerry. I'm glad you came. Now, you run along. It'll take me a second or so to get ready, but come and visit me again soon, Jerry.
Jerry
Sure thing. Be seeing you, Major.
Jake
Hey, Jerry.
Jerry
Oh, hello, Mike.
Jake
Don't tell me you're hungry.
Jerry
No, but, well, there's nothing else to do, so I might as well go along and pass the time.
Jake
You don't say. How do you like that, Pete? The boy's a comedian. Yeah.
Major Mike
Hey, have.
Jerry
Have you seen Speed? He was supposed to be waiting around here.
Jake
Who's he?
Jerry
He's the new fella who does the race with the horse.
Jake
Oh, the guy that can walk faster than we can run.
Jerry
Yeah. Wonder where he's got to.
Jake
Hey, Jerry, Jerry, not so fast.
Jerry
Oh, there he is now. Hey, where are you, Speed?
Grandfather Gustav
Right behind you.
Jake
What'd you hurry? Why, the flag's up. That's always Jerry's hurry.
Jerry
Oh, I get it.
Jake
Well, Jerry, what'd you pick up?
Jerry
I sure played in luck. The Major told me all about his granddad and. Oh, boy, what a story.
Mr. Randall
Good for you, Woody.
Jerry
Well, give me time first. But the first thing to do. Well, we might play the joke on him tonight.
Major Mike
You think we can?
Mr. Randall
I don't see why not.
Major Mike
Why?
Mr. Randall
Any special reason?
Jerry
Well, yeah, he'll be in his tent after the show tonight. He's got an important letter to write, and he's planning to do it after everything's quieted down in the lot.
Mr. Randall
What a setup for a ghost.
Grandfather Gustav
Now, listen here, Jerry.
Mr. Randall
We'll do it, and we'll put on
Jake
an act that he'll never forget.
Major Mike
Please come and let me hear news of you and your brothers. My regards to them. And of course, you know how I feel about you. Oh, it's getting chilly now. I better sign this. And that's funny. Sounds like an Owl.
Grandfather Gustav
Who's there?
Grandson
Who's there?
Major Mike
Goodness me. What is that?
Grandfather Gustav
Are you mature, Mike?
Grandson
What?
Grandfather Gustav
Are you the grandson of Gustav the Miser?
Grandson
What?
Grandfather Gustav
You can't see me, my grandson. But I can see you.
Grandson
Really? What? What?
Grandfather Gustav
You must not be afraid. Now, sit down quietly at your table. Yes, I want to talk to you. Now be quiet and listen very carefully. I am Gustav, your old grandfather.
Grandson
Yes, Grandfather.
Grandfather Gustav
I have been watching you now for a long, long time.
Grandson
Watching me?
Grandfather Gustav
To find out if you were worthy.
Grandson
Worthy?
Grandfather Gustav
I was a very wealthy old man when I died. My grandson. But no one could prove it. No, sir. Your old grandfather was foxy. No one knew where he kept his gold.
Grandson
Yes, grandfather.
Grandfather Gustav
But now the time has come. Your time has come.
Grandson
My time? You mean I'm gonna die?
Grandfather Gustav
Not so fast, my son. Not so fast. No, indeed, you will not die. Yes.
Jerry
Oh.
Grandson
But what is it you want to tell me?
Grandfather Gustav
In good time. In good time. You remember our hometown?
Grandson
Well, yes, of course I do.
Grandfather Gustav
You remember where the old car tracks ended on Market Street?
Grandson
Yes, Grandfather.
Grandfather Gustav
At the end of those tracks there was an empty field belonging to Olaf Svensson.
Grandson
Yes, Grandfather.
Grandfather Gustav
Little did Olaf think I had buried my pot of gold under the old elm tree in the northwest corner.
Grandson
The elm tree?
Grandfather Gustav
Yes, you remember the one?
Grandson
Yes, yes, of course.
Grandfather Gustav
Dig down six feet on the south side of the tree and there you will find.
Grandson
Yes, yes, you will find. Louder. Grandfather.
Grandfather Gustav
I can't stay. But I had to tell you because soon it will be too late.
Grandson
Why? What's going to happen?
Grandfather Gustav
It will be too late tomorrow. You must go tomorrow. The gold will be there.
Grandson
Grandfather. Grandfather, tell me more. Come back. Come back. Tell me more. Oh, Grandfather, don't leave me yet. Grandfather. And so you see, Mr. Randall, I
Major Mike
just had to bother you tonight. And you see why I've got to get away tomorrow.
Grandson
I've got to get to Parker City.
Mr. Randall
Well, maybe you're right, but maybe you're wrong too, Major. You know, we can imagine things.
Grandson
Not me. No, sirea, I could hear just as plain. And don't you suppose I know my own grandfather's voice?
Mr. Randall
Well, well, yes, yes, but. Oh, now listen, Major, I'm going to be very busy. I've just sent for Jerry.
Grandson
Jerry?
Mr. Randall
Yes. I've just had a wire that involves him. And we have to get an answer off tonight. It can't be delayed.
Grandson
Yes, but this trip cannot be delayed either, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
You can't leave the circus, Major, I have a contract with you till the end of the season.
Major Mike
But I could fly.
Grandson
And only Ms. Wal. Only one.
Mr. Randall
Now listen, Major. How do you know you could find that tree?
Major Mike
Well, I guess I spent my entire childhood there. I guess I know that place as well as major.
Mr. Randall
How long since you've been in Parker City?
Major Mike
About 20 years.
Mr. Randall
Have you stopped to think that the city has grown up? And the car tracks may have even disappeared by now?
Grandson
Oh, oh, of course, I forgot.
Major Mike
My goodness.
Grandson
But, but, but the voice, Mr. Randall.
Jake
You.
Mr. Randall
You say there was quite a wind blowing and you could hardly hear you. You might have been mistaken.
Major Mike
I know what I'll do.
Grandson
I'll go to Rosa. She can tell me. This time I'm sure she can tell me.
Jerry
Mr. Randall. Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
Did you send for him? Yes, Jerry. Just a minute. Sit down.
Major Mike
That's the ticket.
Grandson
I'll see Rosa. She will be able to help me, I'm sure. Goodbye, Mr. Randall.
Jerry
Boy, he didn't even see me.
Mr. Randall
No. He seems to have other things on his mind, doesn't he, Jerry?
Jerry
What kind of things, Mr. Randall?
Mr. Randall
Jerry, do you know anything about a voice that the Major might have heard in his tent?
Jerry
Well, gee.
Mr. Randall
Well, Jerry, think twice before you answer that one.
Jerry
Yeah, I guess I do, Mr. Randall. But gee, Speed and I. Oh, gee, I. I told on Speed.
Mr. Randall
That's all right. I'll have a talk with Speed later. But as far as you're concerned, Jerry, I'm a little surprised. Yeah, quite a bit surprised that you take advantage of any peculiarity of a fellow performer while the Major has his whims and fancy, son, just as I have. Maybe you have a few yourself.
Jerry
Well, I suppose I have. I don't know of any, but.
Mr. Randall
All right then. Suppose Major might hid Rags overnight in one of the wagons or cages and made you think he'd seen Rags running after some strange man off the lot. What would you do?
Jerry
Gee, gosh, I'd just about go crazy, I guess.
Mr. Randall
You bet you would. Well, rags is one of your whims, isn't he?
Comedian
Sure.
Jerry
Yeah, he is.
Mr. Randall
And that's the way the Major thought about this so called ghost that you and Speed cooked up. A practical joke, Jerry. A practical joke's all right, just as long as it doesn't do anyone any harm. But just a minute. A joke hurts anyone. Well, then it becomes unkind. Cruel.
Jerry
I'm awful sorry, Mr. Randall, honest I am. I'll go right out and find the Major and tell him I'm sorry.
Mr. Randall
Atta boy. And then we won't say anything more about it. Oh, but before you go, we've got something quite important to do.
Jerry
What say you haven't heard yet from the MO Railroad.
Mr. Randall
That's just what I have. The wire came an hour ago. We have to send a night letter off tonight, so to reach them in the morning.
Jerry
Oh, gee.
Mr. Randall
All right, here's the wire. I'll let you read it yourself.
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Jerry
Hey, everyone.
Comedian
Check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date?
Liberty Mutual Spokesperson
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Comedian
Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.
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Comedian
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Mr. Randall
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Comedian
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio
Episode: Jerry of the Circus – Speed’s Bad Trick
Date: May 14, 2026
This episode of Jerry of the Circus, titled "Speed's Bad Trick," delivers a slice of vintage family radio drama, filled with humor, a hint of mystery, and a lesson about practical jokes. The central plot revolves around Jerry and Speed orchestrating a spooky practical joke on Major Mike, rooted in the legend of his miserly grandfather’s long-lost gold. The episode weaves in circus camaraderie, childhood curiosity, and the ethics of humor.
The style is warm, humorous, and gently moralizing—an excellent example of the “Golden Age of Radio” family entertainment, with gentle pranking, old-timey lingo, and a clear lesson wrapped in a lighthearted tale. The dialogue remains accessible and charming, often punctuated by exclamations like “Jiminy willikers!” and sincere exchanges between characters.
This Jerry of the Circus episode artfully blends a circus setting, a mysterious family legend, mischievous childhood antics, and a thoughtful lesson. Listeners are left with a chuckle—and a reminder that jokes must be wielded with care and kindness.