
Jerry of the Circus - Spuds Bad Trick - 12/17/1937
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Mr. Randall
Jerry of the Circus.
Jake
Now for Jerry of the Circus. Hello?
Jerry
Hello, Major. Major?
Major Mike
Mike. Oh, what is it? Oh, it's. It's you, Jerry. You. You gave me a start, that's what you did.
Jerry
I'm sorry. You busy?
Major Mike
Of course I'm busy. Can't you see that I'm writing? Yeah.
Jerry
I didn't mean to interrupt. I'll come again later.
Major Mike
Here, here. Now you. You stay right here. I'm glad to see you, Jerry. What's on your mind?
Jerry
Well, things are sure happening to me pretty fast. I might have to go into business.
Major Mike
What? You go into business?
Jerry
Sure. Why not?
Major Mike
Well, what kind of business?
Jerry
Well, you see, it's like this. You know that property out in Montana that Dad left me?
Major Mike
Yes, I remember hearing about that.
Jerry
Well, we got a registered letter from the Montana railroad lines asking about who owned that property and talking about a deal. They seem to be in an awful hurry about finding out about it.
Major Mike
Oh, that's splendid, Jerry. I certainly wish some of my relatives had left me something. You're a lucky boy, Jerry.
Jerry
I'll say. But didn't you ever have any relatives who might have left you something and you know, that you didn't even know about?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
No.
Major Mike
None of my people ever had any money except Grandpa Gustav, and, well, I guess we'll never know where all his money went.
Jerry
Your grandfather?
Major Mike
Yes, sir. And let me tell you, Jerry, there never was a tighter man that lived than Grandpa Gustav. They called him Gustav the Miser.
Jerry
Was he rich?
Major Mike
Everybody thought he was, but he never spent a cent. He didn't have to. He wore the meanest clothes. And when we were children, we never wanted to go and see him because he was so stingy. He never gave us pennies or candy like most grandparents do.
Jerry
What did he do with all of his money?
Major Mike
That's just it. No one knows. No one ever found out.
Jerry
Maybe he wasn't rich after all.
Major Mike
Well, yes, he was. He owned lots of property in Parker City just before the town began to grow. And then he sold it all before he died for Cash.
Jerry
See, that's something.
Major Mike
Yeah, and then he changed it all into gold.
Jerry
Jiminy willikers. This is a real mystery.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Hey, Mike, is the flag up?
Jake
Yes, the flag's up, Jake.
Jerry
Jiminy, it's time to eat.
Major Mike
And now look here, you got me to talking and I haven't written this letter to common.
Jerry
Aw, gee, I'm sorry, Major.
Major Mike
Well, never mind, Jerry. I'll come back here to my tender after the show tonight and do it. We're not moving tonight, so there'll be no rush. I can come back here when it's all quiet on this circus lot and really concentrate on this letter without having
Jerry
a fella come in and gab and
Major Mike
that's all right, Jerry. I'm glad you came. Now, you run along. It'll take me a second or so to get ready, but come and visit me again soon, Jerry.
Jerry
Sure thing. Be seeing you, Major.
Jake
Hey, Jerry.
Jerry
Oh, hello, Mike.
Jake
Oh, don't tell me you're hungry.
Jerry
No, but, well, there's nothing else to do, so I might as well go along and pass the time.
Jake
You don't say. How do you like that, Pete? The boy's a comedian. Yeah.
Major Mike
Hey, have.
Jerry
Have you seen Speed? He was supposed to be waiting around here.
Jake
Who's he?
Jerry
He's the new fella who does the race with the horse.
Jake
Oh, the guy that can walk faster than we can run.
Jerry
Yeah. Wonder where he's got to.
Ghost of Gustav
Hey, Jerry, Jerry, not so fast.
Jerry
Oh, there he is now. Hey, where are you speaking?
Jake
Right behind you.
Ghost of Gustav
What's your hurry?
Jake
Why, the flag's up. That's always Jerry's hurry.
Mr. Randall
Oh, I get it.
Jake
Well, Jerry, what'd you pick up?
Jerry
I sure played in luck. The Major told me all about his granddad and oh, boy, what a story.
Mr. Randall
Good for you, Woody.
Jerry
Well, give me time first. But the first thing to do. Well, we might play the joke on him tonight.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
You think we can?
Mr. Randall
I don't see why not.
Major Mike
Why?
Mr. Randall
Any special reason?
Jerry
Well, yeah. He'll be in his tent after the show tonight. He's got an important letter to write, and he's planning to do it after everything's quieted down in the lot.
Mr. Randall
What a setup for a ghost. Now, listen here, Jerry.
Ghost of Gustav
We'll do it, and we'll put on
Jake
an act that he'll never forget.
Major Mike
Please come and let me hear news of you and your brothers. My regards to them. And of course, you know how I feel about you. Oh, it's getting chilly now. I better sign this. And that's funny. Sounds like an owl who's there?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Who's there?
Major Mike
Goodness me. What is that?
Ghost of Gustav
Are you mature, Mike?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
What?
Ghost of Gustav
Are you the grandson of Gustav the miser?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
What?
Ghost of Gustav
You can't see me, my grandson. But I can see you.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Really? What? What?
Ghost of Gustav
You must not be afraid. Now, sit down quietly at your table. Yes, I want to talk to to you. Now be quiet and listen very carefully. I am Gustav. Your old grandfather.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Yes, Grandfather.
Ghost of Gustav
I have been watching you now for a long, long time.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Watching me?
Ghost of Gustav
To find out if you were worthy.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Worthy?
Ghost of Gustav
I was a very wealthy old man when I died, my grandson. But no one could prove it. No, sir. Your old grandfather was foxy. No one knew where he kept his gold.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Yes, grandfather.
Ghost of Gustav
But now the time has come. Your time has come.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
My time? You mean I'm gonna die?
Ghost of Gustav
Not so fast, my son. Not so fast. No, indeed, you will not die. Yes.
Jerry
Oh.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
But what is it you want to tell me?
Ghost of Gustav
In good time. In good time. You remember our hometown?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Well, yes, of course I do.
Ghost of Gustav
You remember where the old car tracks ended on Market Street?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Yes, Grandfather.
Ghost of Gustav
At the end of those tracks, there was an empty field belonging to Olaf Svensson.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Yes, Grandfather.
Ghost of Gustav
Little did Olaf think I had buried my pot of gold under the old elm tree in the northwest corner.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
The elm tree?
Ghost of Gustav
Yes, you remember the one?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Yes, yes, of course.
Ghost of Gustav
Dig down six feet on the south side of the tree and there you will find.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Yes, yes, you will find. Louder. Grandfather.
Ghost of Gustav
I can't stay. But I had to tell you because soon it will be too late.
Major Mike
Why?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
What's going to happen?
Ghost of Gustav
It will be too late. Tomorrow. You must go tomorrow. The gold will be there.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Grandfather. Grandfather. Tell me more. Come back. Come back. Tell me more. Oh, Grandfather, don't leave me yet, Grandfather. And so you see, Mr. Randall, I just had to bother you tonight.
Major Mike
And you see why I've got to get away tomorrow.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
I've got to get to Parker City.
Mr. Randall
Well, maybe you're right, but maybe you're wrong, too, Major. You know, we can imagine things.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Not me. No, siri, I could hear just as plain. And don't you suppose I know my own grandfather's voice?
Mr. Randall
Well, well, yes, yes, but. Oh, now listen, Major, I'm going to be very busy. I've just sent for Jerry.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Jerry?
Mr. Randall
Yes. I've just had a wire that involves him. And we have to get an answer off tonight. It can't be delayed.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Yes, but this trip cannot be delayed either, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
You can't leave the circus, Major. I have a contract with you till the end of the season.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
But I could fly and only miss one day. Only one?
Mr. Randall
Now listen, Major, how do you know you could find that tree?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Well, I guess I spent my entire childhood there.
Major Mike
I guess I know that place as well as major.
Mr. Randall
How long since you've been in Parker City?
Major Mike
About 20 years.
Mr. Randall
Have you stopped to think that the city has grown up and the car tracks may have even disappeared by now?
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
Oh, oh, of course, I forgot. My goodness. But the voice, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
You say there was quite a wind blowing and you could hardly hear. You might have been mistaken.
Major Mike
I know what I'll do.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
I'll go to Rosa. She can tell me. This time I'm sure she can tell me.
Jerry
Mr. Randall, did you send for me?
Mr. Randall
Yes, Jerry. Just a minute.
Jake
Sit down.
Major Mike
That's the ticket. I'll see Rosa.
Grandfather Gustav (voice)
She will be able to help me, I'm sure. Goodbye, Mr. Randall.
Mr. Randall
All right, Major.
Jerry
Boy, he didn't even see me.
Mr. Randall
No. He seems to have other things on his mind, doesn't he, Jerry?
Jerry
What kind of things, Mr. Randall?
Mr. Randall
Jerry, do you know anything about a voice that the Major might have heard in his tent? Well, gee, Willis, Jerry, think twice before you answer that one.
Jerry
Yeah, I guess I do, Mr. Randall. But gee, Speed and I. Oh, gee, I. I told on Speed.
Mr. Randall
That's all right. I'll have a talk with Speed later. But as far as you're concerned, Jerry, I'm a little surprised. Yeah, quite a bit surprised that you take advantage of any and peculiarity of a fellow performer while the Major has his whims and fancies, son, just as I have. Maybe you have a few yourself.
Jerry
Well, I suppose I have. I don't know of any, but.
Mr. Randall
All right then. Suppose Major might hid Rags overnight in one of the wagons or cages and made you think he'd seen Rags running after some strange man off the lot. What would you do?
Jerry
Gee, gosh, I'd just about go crazy, I guess.
Mr. Randall
You bet you would. Well, rags is one of your whims, isn't he?
Jerry
Sure. Yeah, he is.
Mr. Randall
And that's the way the Major thought about this so called ghost that you and Speed cooked up. A practical joke, Jerry, A practical joke's all right, just as long as it doesn't do anyone any harm. But just a minute. A joke hurts anyone. Well, then it becomes unkind. Cruel.
Jerry
I'm awful sorry, Mr. Randall, honest I am. I'll go right out and find the Major and tell him I'm sorry.
Mr. Randall
Atta boy. And then we won't say anything more about it. Oh, but before you go, we've got something quite important to do.
Jerry
What say you haven't heard yet from the MO Railroad.
Mr. Randall
That's just what I have. The wire came an hour ago. We have to send a night letter off tonight so it'll reach them in the morning.
Jerry
Oh gee.
Mr. Randall
All right, here's the wire. I'll let you read it yourself.
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This episode of Jerry of the Circus, titled "Spuds Bad Trick," features an entertaining and heartfelt exploration of practical jokes, secrets from the past, and the consequences of mischief amid the day-to-day operations of a traveling circus. The story centers on Jerry and his companions as they concoct a plan to play a ghostly prank on Major Mike—only to learn a valuable lesson about empathy and kindness.
Jerry discusses with Major Mike an exciting development: the Montana Railroad is interested in a plot of land Jerry inherited from his father. (02:33–02:52)
This leads Major Mike to reminisce about his own family and his infamous grandfather, Gustav "the Miser," a man shrouded in rumors about hidden gold. (03:09–04:05)
Major Mike: "They called him Gustav the Miser. Everybody thought he was [rich], but he never spent a cent. ... No one knew where he kept his gold." (03:19–04:05)
Jerry and his friends, particularly Mr. Randall and Jake, hatch a plan to spook Major Mike by pretending to be the ghost of Gustav. The timing is perfect, as the Major will be alone in his tent after the show, writing a letter. (05:23–05:52)
Mr. Randall: "What a setup for a ghost. Now, listen here, Jerry." (05:48–05:50)
Jake: "We'll do it, and we'll put on an act that he'll never forget." (05:52–06:06)
Alone and writing in his tent, Major Mike hears strange noises as Jerry and company impersonate his grandfather’s ghost, urging him to dig up a supposed treasure buried under an elm tree in his hometown. (06:06–09:19)
Ghost of Gustav: "You remember where the old car tracks ended on Market Street? ... Little did Olaf think I had buried my pot of gold under the old elm tree." (08:17–08:50)
Grandfather Gustav (voice): "Grandfather. ... Don't leave me yet, Grandfather." (09:35–10:02)
Major Mike, shaken and convinced of the visitation, insists he must travel to Parker City to find the gold, despite contractual obligations to remain with the circus. Mr. Randall and others try to reason with him, doubting whether the encounter was real. (10:05–11:19)
Mr. Randall: "How do you know you could find that tree? ... the city has grown up and the car tracks may have even disappeared by now?" (10:41–10:56)
Jerry gets called in by Mr. Randall, who has figured out the prank and delivers a gentle but firm lesson about the line between harmless fun and cruelty—highlighting the emotional impact of their joke on Major Mike. Jerry is remorseful and resolves to apologize. (11:33–12:49)
Mr. Randall: "A practical joke's all right, just as long as it doesn't do anyone any harm. But just a minute. A joke hurts anyone... then it becomes unkind—cruel." (12:31–12:49)
Jerry: "I'm awful sorry, Mr. Randall, honest I am. I'll go right out and find the Major and tell him I'm sorry." (12:49–12:55)
"They called him Gustav the Miser... No one knew where he kept his gold."
— Major Mike (03:19–04:05)
"Little did Olaf think I had buried my pot of gold under the old elm tree in the northwest corner."
— Ghost of Gustav (08:39–08:52)
"A practical joke's all right, just as long as it doesn't do anyone any harm. But... a joke hurts anyone, well, then it becomes unkind—cruel."
— Mr. Randall (12:31–12:49)
"I'm awful sorry, Mr. Randall, honest I am. I'll go right out and find the Major and tell him I'm sorry."
— Jerry (12:49–12:55)
Reflecting the wholesome, earnest, and slightly mischievous tone of Golden Age radio dramas, this episode blends gentle humor, suspense, and heartwarming lessons about friendship and accountability. The language retains the innocence and exuberance of early 20th-century family entertainment.
"Spuds Bad Trick" is both a nostalgic adventure and a gentle morality tale. Through the circus kids’ prank, listeners are reminded of the importance of kindness and the unintended consequences of even the most playful tricks.