
Jumbo Fire Chief Show 35-11-05 (02) Romantic Mix-Up
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Louis A. Whitten
Mexico is on the air. Another episode in the new series of Jumbo Fire Chief program. Presented with the compliments of Texaco service stations and dealers from coast to coast. The men who serve you. Fire Chief Gasoline. Texaco Fire Chief. The gasoline that meets United States government emergency specifications. We are broadcasting from the sawdust ring of the New York Hippodrome, scene of the most spectacular venture of the time. An actual audience of 4000 people is present. The story is written by Ben hecht and Charles MacArthur with original songs by Richard Rogers and Lawrence H. The cast star as Jimmy Durante as Brainy Bowers. Arthur Sinclair as John A. Considine. Blanche Ring as Mrs. Considine. Donald Novis as Matt Mulligan, APK as Jellicoe. Ms. Gloria Grafton as Considine's daughter. Mickey Charles Henderson singing Razorback with Bob Larn, soloist and Adolf Deutsch, musical director. All under the personal supervision of Billy. Even though the United States Marshal has threatened to sell the circus at auction to pay off back income taxes, the aerial artists and aquabats are still rehearsing their acts. All determined that the show must go on. For seven years I practiced falling on.
Jimmy Durante
My name for seven years I practiced bouncing on my knee for seven more I fell upon another blame it took.
Arthur Sinclair
That long to make enough to sound.
Donald Novis
To me over and over again.
Jimmy Durante
I wrote the snow, the cold combo and oscaloosa aperture dictators Hiracusa, Saratoga and Tiok and they kipse and we play New York to play it in Pookim.
Donald Novis
Again.
Jimmy Durante
I have to operate on elephants and a man and when a tiger cub is born I'm in the den. I have to treat a leopard when it has a rider and climb a ladder when the giraffe has enceladus over.
Donald Novis
And over again and again the wheel on and on.
Arthur Sinclair
Stop the rehearsal. Get off the traffic. Take off those costumes. We're going to Axel off the circus. Are you still dogging me footsteps here, Marshall? I thought you'd give me a week to raise the money. Well, your week is up.
Louis A. Whitten
Luckily, we found a man in town.
Arthur Sinclair
Who'Ll buy the whole show. And who can that be, may I ask? That fellow who runs the other circus, Mr. Mulligan. Mass Mulligan, me former partner and me blackest fool. Please, Marshall, won't you give me another three hours? If I don't raise the money, be then may me wife and all her fury come back to me. I don't want to be hard on you, Considine. I'll be here before the show opens. But remember, no money, no show. It's agreed. Come on, then. Back to your places. On with the rehearsal.
Gloria Grafton
Hello, Daddy.
Arthur Sinclair
Hello, daughter. That marshal is still hovering over us like a vulture.
Gloria Grafton
Daddy, what would you do to save the circus?
Arthur Sinclair
Anything. I'd walk barefoot through the flames of perdition.
Gloria Grafton
Good. Then will you come back to Mother?
Arthur Sinclair
Oh, no, not her.
Gloria Grafton
But, Daddy, Mother has all the money you'll ever need. If you make up with her, your.
Arthur Sinclair
Troubles are over, missy. You wouldn't understand the female point of view. The man is always wrong.
Gloria Grafton
What did you quarrel about, Daddy?
Arthur Sinclair
Does the name Gladys Quackenbush mean anything to you?
Gloria Grafton
Gladys Quackenbush? Oh, you mean that rich old gal who once wrote you mash note sign sunshine?
Arthur Sinclair
That's the very one. Gladys Quackenbush. It was a black day when she came to see me.
Gloria Grafton
Was she good looking?
Arthur Sinclair
Good looking child. I thought she was applying for a job of a human skeleton. But your mother caught me speaking to her. And you know your mother, how jealous she is and what a temper she has.
Gloria Grafton
In that case, dad, prepare yourself for a shock. Mother is in town.
APK
What?
Gloria Grafton
Listen, Dad, I told her our troubles. She said she loves you and is ready to forgive you.
Arthur Sinclair
Your mother says she's forgiveness.
Gloria Grafton
If you will, dad, she's waiting at the Eureka Hotel three blocks from here. All ready for a second honeymoon. What do you say, dad?
Arthur Sinclair
I'll go rather than lose me circus Matt Mulligan. I'll take a chance with your mother's temper. Goodbye, Dorset.
APK
I'm off to the war. Mickey.
Gloria Grafton
And what is Mulligan's son doing in the enemy's camp?
Louis A. Whitten
Oh, just looking for his dearest enemy.
Arthur Sinclair
Cut it out, Mickey.
Louis A. Whitten
This squabble between your father and mine has nothing to do with us.
Gloria Grafton
No.
Arthur Sinclair
Listen, darling.
Louis A. Whitten
I've wished for so long that there was no Considine show and no Mulligan Show.
Arthur Sinclair
Only you and me, Mickey.
Louis A. Whitten
We've got our life to live. They're at the autumn of their lives.
Arthur Sinclair
We're at the spring Spring song Old as a hill Young as my love.
Donald Novis
For you.
Arthur Sinclair
Spring song Trembling with thrill.
Donald Novis
Played by a band of sea Newborn born lovers of me. You born only for me I born.
Arthur Sinclair
Bring some more.
Donald Novis
More than fulfill all of the hopes within you are.
Arthur Sinclair
You.
Gloria Grafton
Oh, quick, somebody's coming.
Donald Novis
Follow me.
APK
Mr. Considine. Mr. Jellicoe. Hey, somebody announce me. Here comes Maynie Bowers to the rescue like the Marine. And what greets me? Violence. That's a Travis beyond justice. Hey, Jellicoe. What is it, Mr. Bowers? Listen, Jellicoe. I didn't know I had it in me. I'm a dual personality. On one side, I'm the master press agent. And on the other, the financial wizard. Listen, I got the solution to the whole monetary question. What is the solution, Miss Quackenbush? The richest old maiden. Fond du Lac. And she'll be here any minute. Miss Quackenbush? Why, Mr. Considine will be furious. He can't stand the sight of her. Don't worry. His attitude will change when he sees what she's ready to do for him. Jonko, I see you coming into the tent. You better clear out. What for? Your zebra face may fight my little gazelle. Oh, well, I'll leave it to your imaginations, Mr. Bowers. But I only hope you don't make.
Arthur Sinclair
A bungle of it.
Blanche Ring
Oh, why, how do you do, Mr. Bowers? I really feel I shouldn't be here.
APK
Why, Miss Quackenbush, that's blasphemy. You've just been here two seconds and you look like you've been built into the place. You're as much a part of this tent as a pole.
Blanche Ring
Oh, but, Mr. Bowers, I don't understand how I can help Mr. Considine.
Donald Novis
What?
APK
Why, the man is a wreck. He's been walking around in cuts for three years. He's been neglecting a circus, and now the government wants to take it away from him. And all because of a woman. A siren who turns his head, a quake, a coquetting.
Blanche Ring
Why, who is this dreadful creature?
Arthur Sinclair
You. What?
Blanche Ring
Oh, it can't be because of that silly little mash note I wrote here.
APK
Yes, that mash note. That beautiful baidu. Every night he takes it out and reads it to me with passion in his voice. Why, since he first saw you that day three years ago he hasn't even eaten. In fact, the whole circus hasn't eaten.
Blanche Ring
Oh, but, Mr. Bowers, you know very well that as long as his wife is alive I could never marry Mr. Compson, I.
APK
That's a very good point.
Blanche Ring
You don't think I want to face a woman with hot pepper again?
APK
Why, that. Miss Quackenbush. Miss Quackenbush. Keep your shirt waist on.
Arthur Sinclair
I forgot to tell you the news.
Gloria Grafton
News? What news?
APK
Well, Mrs. Conchran passed away six months ago. A slight dash of neurasthenia phobia. Oh, that was a touching spectacle.
Louis A. Whitten
A sea ago.
APK
Even I wept.
Blanche Ring
Oh, it breaks my heart to hear all this. How single Mr. Considine would like to marry again.
APK
Marry again? That's pretty prosperous. One thing at a time. First he's gotta make sure he's got his elephant, Jumbo. Then he'll get a wife.
Blanche Ring
Well, I won't lend him any money before the nuptial.
APK
Nuptial? Nuptial. Don't provoke me, Ms. Quackenbush. If you don't buy this circus, I'll buy it myself.
Blanche Ring
Well, I. Had you any money?
APK
What a question. What a query. Look at the make of the hat. Look at the make of the tie. Ignore the suit. Look at the yellow my hair. I am a big technique company indeed.
Blanche Ring
Are you connected with the oil? Well, no.
APK
I own a 5% interest in a Texaco pulling station in Albuquerque.
Blanche Ring
Oh, why, I thought you were a millionaire.
APK
Madam, I just put some technical fire chief gasoline in my car. And it drives so smooth and luxuriously. But I feel like a millionaire.
Blanche Ring
My, oh, my. Fire chief must be wonderful gasoline.
APK
It is. You've heard that saying, an elephant never forgets. Use fire chief gasoline and your car will never forget. It's the jumbo of gasoline.
Blanche Ring
Mr. Bowers, I'm interested. I'll invest some money.
APK
That's great. You buy this purchase.
Blanche Ring
Why, no. I'll buy your interest in the selling.
APK
Oh, no, Ms. Quackenbury. Mr. Constantine's love goes with the circus. Not with the throwing station.
Donald Novis
Come on.
APK
I'll show you Jumbo and all the animals. And you'll be trooping with us yet.
Blanche Ring
Oh, Mr. Bowers, you got such spirit and fire in you.
APK
Thank you. Thank you. That's the way I act. Though disaster threatens and dark clouds gather overhead I always think of the password.
Donald Novis
Enough for the ass and the gas.
APK
The apocryphian laugh. Oh, be a Patriotian man. So this is the old circus, darling?
Arthur Sinclair
Yes, me darling White. I don't know what I'd have done if you hadn't come. Murder, probably.
Louis A. Whitten
But I was wrong.
Arthur Sinclair
How can a man feel destroyed looking in the Killarney blue of your eyes with the flag, the hope waving in them and your smile like the sun rising over the cliffs of all.
APK
Get along with your blarney. John Considine.
Arthur Sinclair
Molly. I mean every word of it. The more I see your brother, girl the more I care for you all those old. Oh, but you little tea, you.
Donald Novis
I.
Arthur Sinclair
Love that faith and vigor Graceful as a willow tree Madam, hear my plea don't fall down on me.
Donald Novis
I that.
Arthur Sinclair
Taste so much tiny feet between.
Donald Novis
G.
Arthur Sinclair
I love to touch well, what a little wrinkle.
Donald Novis
The more I see of other girls and what those damsels do the More and more I care for you.
APK
Where's the daughter, Mickey? I'm waiting for a glimpse of her.
Arthur Sinclair
Oh, you'll find her somewhere about, John. And don't forget about putting up the circus money. Our Mulligan will yet have jumbled.
APK
Now, John, don't you worry. If you keep on behaving yourself, I'll.
Gloria Grafton
Settle Mulligan for you.
Blanche Ring
I'll be right back.
APK
It's a cockpit.
Arthur Sinclair
Rainy bows. Where will you be?
APK
He? Congratulations. The financial crisis is over. We're saved. It's a triumph for sound money.
Arthur Sinclair
Oh, so you talk to her?
APK
Did I talk to her? Did Demi Task talk to the Greeks? Did Cicero talk to the Romans? That's how I talk to her.
Arthur Sinclair
I certainly never dreamed he do. She's a fine little woman at that.
APK
Now, she don't make sentiment with fiance. You know as well as I that she's a pony faced half wit.
Arthur Sinclair
How dare you?
APK
Talks like that of the woman I love. You feminine noticed fool. You don't mean to say you really care for that dried up battle ax? Another word like that night part your.
Arthur Sinclair
Hair with a Delilah.
APK
He loves it. You can knock me down with a Sally Mignon.
Arthur Sinclair
Sure, I love her.
APK
I've always loved her. I'm proud of it. I'm son. You're no Irishman, Keith. You're an Egyptian. A mummy fancier. What are you talking about anyway? Out for your seat. Miss Quetenbush. Miss Quaffenbush.
Blanche Ring
Oh, Dar, darling, it's so good to see you.
Gloria Grafton
Miss Quetenbush.
APK
The loveblood reunited. That's me. The pupil of the Stardust ring.
Blanche Ring
John, I can hardly believe it. After all these years to find out that you really care for me.
APK
Care for you?
Arthur Sinclair
Leave this circus.
APK
All right. Set the whole menagerie on you. That's just his way, Miss Quackenbush.
Arthur Sinclair
He's bashful. Miss Quackenbush. Please leave me alone.
APK
I've other things on my mind.
Blanche Ring
Now I understand, John and I want to comfort you. Someday we'll go visit the grave of Mrs. Considine together.
Arthur Sinclair
The grave of little Con.
APK
Where do you go? I don't know, Chief. It's getting kind of warm in here.
Arthur Sinclair
Ms. Twackenbut, you're a meddling old habitat.
APK
And I want you to know that I never cared for you and I never will. Now good day to you.
Donald Novis
No.
APK
She's fainted. Was that a way to talk to your soulmate? No, I didn't mean that to happen.
Arthur Sinclair
Here, let me pick her up. I shouldn't have been so harsh.
APK
Miss Zackenbush. Are you all right? Ms. Zackabouche?
Arthur Sinclair
Say something to me.
APK
He's out cold, pete. Here comes Mrs. Considine, unannounced.
Arthur Sinclair
Throwing.
Gloria Grafton
Considine.
APK
What are you doing with that woman in your arms? It's nothing, Molly, me darling. She's just a little saint. Oh, I see.
Gloria Grafton
Who is she, anyway?
APK
Oh, it's Janice Quackenbush, the Hussey.
Blanche Ring
Oh, what happened? Who is that woman?
APK
I'm Mrs. Considine.
Blanche Ring
What do you mean by posing as Mrs. Considine? She's dead.
APK
Oh, you think I'm dead, do you? Molly, stop.
Arthur Sinclair
On her head.
APK
Hear me? Don Considine, you Bluebeard.
Blanche Ring
Don't ever come calling back to me again saying you're sorry because I'm looking.
APK
On your wicked face for the last time.
Arthur Sinclair
Goodbye.
Blanche Ring
And as for me, I'll personally loan $10,000 to anyone who promises to buy Gorsettis and burn it to the ground.
APK
I never want to take you again, Keith. Tell me, tell me. Did I do something wrong?
Arthur Sinclair
Be gone and never talking me life again. You're bungling fool.
APK
Okay, chief, but before I go. In your future relations with women or with the parasite, I want you to remember these words. Say it with flowers, say it with sweet, say it with artichokes, say it with ease. Say it with jewelry, say it with drink. But always be careful not to say it with it.
Blanche Ring
Daddy.
Gloria Grafton
What's the matter? Where's Mother?
Arthur Sinclair
Mickey, everything is lost. She left me for good. You'd better get used to the thought that we're going to lose the circle. Oh, Daddy. I'm going outside to wait for the master. Maybe I can stay at hand.
Gloria Grafton
Oh, what's the use? Sit there and count your fingers. What can you do.
Donald Novis
Over your pear and count your little finger?
Gloria Grafton
Unlucky little girl.
Donald Novis
Love you falling on you.
Gloria Grafton
You may as well surrender.
Donald Novis
Your hope is getting slender. Why will somebody slender love?
Gloria Grafton
When I was very young the world was younger than I as merry as a carousel the circle hence was strong with every star in the sky above the ring I don't know.
Donald Novis
Now the young world has grown old Drawn all the twinkle and cross.
Gloria Grafton
What can you do.
Donald Novis
Over your feet? Declare and count your little finger Unlucky little girl.
Arthur Sinclair
Sorry, Mr. Considine, your time is up. Just another little while.
APK
The contradine. What is it, gentleman? They put in stickers on all the animals they faced with a number on Jumbo.
Arthur Sinclair
Jumbo Marshall. Are you selling him too? We're selling everything. The ground is slipping from under Me feet. But I beg of you, don't let them take jumbo from me.
APK
Mr. Considine, there are people in the tent.
Arthur Sinclair
We've got to start the show. Yes.
APK
Yes. Mar.
Arthur Sinclair
I don't know much about the law. I'm just a showman. Let me go out there once more with Jumbo. Let me gladden the hearts of those men and women and children. Have no fear that you won't be able to sell me up later on. Matt Munnigan will always be ready to burn. He's more relentless than the law. Well, I'll drink to one more stay. But the next time I'll lock them off this circus in a hail storm if I have to. Mr. Jericho, Mr. Ball. Everybody into the ring. Up for the night. Bring on the Lion King.
Donald Novis
I'm going to turn my.
Arthur Sinclair
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cry Wonder show presents the supreme thrill of the beat. Pop Diavolo. The death given of the high wire and the peace. Performing above an uncovered pain of lions. Plays it back very hard. Roundabout.
Donald Novis
Very hard.
Arthur Sinclair
Men with the rifles.
Jimmy Durante
Very well.
Arthur Sinclair
Doctor and mercenary. Set her up, boys.
Donald Novis
Fire up.
Arthur Sinclair
We'll risk him.
Jimmy Durante
I do like to build a mop. Is still king with no fear of death he keeps fear of death moving through the air. Diablo up Killet. Diablo up here. Left heart will never come who can never compare A blind and silver light above the tense and muscle strike Above a sun is in the height of earth oh, Fairfax.
Louis A. Whitten
Will the circus go to the highest bidder crushing the heart of that grand old showman John A. Confidine? Or will Brainy Bowers really find a plan to save the day? Next week will tell. We can readily understand Ms. Quackenbush's desire to buy up Brainy's 5% interest in that Texaco filling station in Albuquerque. Ms. Quackenbush knows the popularity of Texaco Fire Chief gasoline. As do all smart women drivers. Women like the ease with which fire chief start cars. The greater sustained power which minimizes shifting and makes driving in traffic less of a strain. The reason is simple. Texaco fire chief is emergency gasoline. It meets United States government specifications for fire engines, ambulances and other emergency vehicles.
Donald Novis
Sam.
Louis A. Whitten
Louis A. Whitten, speaking for the Texas Company invites you to tune in again next Tuesday to the Jumbo Firekeep program for further adventures of the kind sedan won the show. And remember, whenever you hear the siren and bell, think of Texaco. This is the National Broadcasting Company.
Arthur Sinclair
New York.
Podcast Information:
In the Romantic Mix-Up episode of the Jumbo Fire Chief Show, listeners are transported to the bustling atmosphere of the New York Hippodrome. The show, set against the backdrop of a struggling circus, weaves a tale of love, conflict, and resilience. Presented by Texaco service stations, the episode promises a blend of drama, humor, and classic radio entertainment.
The episode opens with Louis A. Whitten introducing the show from the sawdust ring of the New York Hippodrome, highlighting the grandeur of the venue with an audience of 4,000 people present. The narrative unfolds around a circus teetering on the verge of collapse due to financial strains exacerbated by back income taxes.
Notable Quote:
"We are broadcasting from the sawdust ring of the New York Hippodrome, scene of the most spectacular venture of the time."
— Louis A. Whitten [00:09]
The central conflict revolves around Arthur Sinclair's desperate attempts to salvage his circus from foreclosure. Despite threats from a U.S. Marshal to auction the circus, the performers remain steadfast, believing that "the show must go on." Arthur's struggle is compounded by personal issues, including a strained marriage and the looming threat of losing his circus to Matt Mulligan, his former partner.
Notable Quotes:
"All determined that the show must go on."
— Louis A. Whitten [00:09]
"Well, your week is up."
— Arthur Sinclair [04:19]
Amidst the financial chaos, Arthur's daughter, Gloria Grafton, becomes a pivotal character, acting as a mediator between her father and his estranged wife. Gloria urges her father to reconcile, emphasizing the importance of family over the circus's survival.
Notable Quotes:
"Daddy, what would you do to save the circus?"
— Gloria Grafton [05:21]
"Anything. I'd walk barefoot through the flames of perdition."
— Arthur Sinclair [05:24]
The introduction of Miss Quackenbush, portrayed by Blanche Ring, adds another layer of complexity. She emerges as a potential savior for the circus, aiming to purchase it and, in the process, reignite old flames with Arthur.
Notable Quotes:
"Miss Quackenbush knows the popularity of Texaco Fire Chief gasoline."
— Louis A. Whitten [26:56]
As tensions escalate, APK unveils a plan to secure funding by approaching Miss Quackenbush. However, Arthur's unresolved feelings for his wife and Miss Quackenbush's intentions lead to a dramatic confrontation. The episode reaches its peak when Miss Quackenbush arrives, masquerading as Mrs. Considine, triggering emotional turmoil.
Notable Quotes:
"I've other things on my mind."
— APK [17:23]
"What's the matter? Where's Mother?"
— Gloria Grafton [19:35]
The episode concludes on a suspenseful note, leaving listeners questioning whether John A. Considine and his circus will survive Matt Mulligan's relentless pursuit. With Miss Quackenbush's intervention and unresolved romantic tensions, the fate of the circus hangs in the balance, setting the stage for the next installment.
Notable Quote:
"Will the circus go to the highest bidder crushing the heart of that grand old showman John A. Confidine? Or will Brainy Bowers really find a plan to save the day? Next week will tell."
— Louis A. Whitten [26:56]
The episode features original songs by Richard Rogers and Lawrence H., performed by Donald Novis and complemented by Adolf Deutsch's musical direction. The music underscores the emotional beats of the story, enhancing the dramatic and romantic undertones.
Notable Musical Moments:
"Spring song Old as a hill Young as my love."
— Arthur Sinclair [07:21]
"I love to touch well, what a little wrinkle."
— Arthur Sinclair [15:10]
Jumbo Fire Chief Show 35-11-05 (02) Romantic Mix-Up masterfully blends drama, romance, and suspense, capturing the essence of the Golden Age of Radio. Through its engaging narrative and memorable performances, the episode invites listeners to invest emotionally in the fate of the circus and its characters. As the story progresses, the intricate relationships and high-stakes conflict promise further development and excitement in future episodes.
Tune in next week to discover the resolution of Arthur Sinclair's struggle and the ultimate fate of the Jumbo Fire Chief circus. Will love and determination triumph over adversity, or will the circus meet its end at the hands of its rivals?