
Kitty Keene Inc 39-01-20 Jill & Kitty At Hospital
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Mother
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Bob
It.
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Bob
They have been in months.
Narrator/Announcer
Just listen.
Mother
How foolish it was, sweetheart. It was just a misunderstanding, that's all. Mm.
Jill
Just a misunderstanding.
Mother
Why, there couldn't be any other woman in Bob's life. Not the way he loves you, Joe. He does love me, Mother.
Bob
I was.
Mother
Of course it does, you silly little sweetheart. And right now I'm going to ring for the nurse and have her send him in here. He's jumped down the hall and Ruler's room.
Jill
No, Mother, please. Let's just have a few more minutes alone. I've got to get my thoughts straightened out.
Mother
All right, Hillary.
Jill
You see, I've had a reason for acting as I did. I don't suppose I've been quite normal. But what with you. It doesn't matter now, Mother.
Mother
I'm so happy again. But I've been so miserable. I know you have, dear. And you had to get yourself all.
Jill
Smashed up to bring me to my senses.
Mother
Not all smashed up.
Jill
Why, when I saw that paper this morning. Oh, Mother, what if you died and.
Mother
I hadn't even been here in town? Dear, I didn't die. At least if I did, I'd feel remarkably well for a ghost. Oh, Mother. But there's something you haven't told you, Jo. You say you were out of town last night?
Jill
Yes, I've been out of town all weekend. You see, Jack and Adelaide invited Johnny and me and a lot of the other people to a house party at Jack's hunting lodge on Eagle River.
Mother
I see.
Jill
Oh, no. You don't like Adelaide. Neither do I very much. I had a terrible time, but at least I got a couple of laughs. That was better than sitting in that lonely room of mine crying my heart out.
Mother
Of course it was, dear. But, Jill.
Jill
Yes, Mother?
Mother
Now, I don't want you to think that Mother is butting into your business because I've no intention of that. But as long as we're straightening out everything, I do wish you'd tell me one thing.
Jill
But, Franklin, just.
Mother
Just what is this Johnny Mason to.
Jill
You, dear, Johnny's nothing but a good friend. You see, he was almost as lonely as I was. That's how we happened to meet the housekeeper at my hotel introduce us. Then he asked me if I'd have Christmas dinner with him. And I was so miserable and so mad at Bob that I said I would. And I did.
Mother
Excuse me.
Jill
And then he got me my job. And even if Johnny is one of the Ramona gang, he's always been a perfect gentleman with me. That is, except last night.
Mother
Except for our village.
Jill
Yes, down he did sort of get some wrong ideas. You can bet I put him in his place.
Mother
You made it. The hunting lodge?
Jill
No, at the roadside inn where we stopped on our way back.
Mother
At the roadside inn?
Jill
Yes. It so happened we ran out of gas about 100 miles out of town. It was 12 o' clock then. By the time we got towed to a gas station and everything, it was one o'. Clock. So.
Mother
And it so happened Mr. Mason suggested you stay at a very convenient roadside inn. Is that it? Uh huh.
Jill
I was awfully tired and cold that it was all right with me, but when Johnny tried to kiss me good night, that wasn't I see.
Mother
Jill, honey.
Jill
Yes?
Mother
When we talk to Bob, let's not mention the roadside inn. Oh, I know that Bob would understand that. Well, it wasn't quite the thing to do, so let's not hurt his feelings. Mother, you don't mean that Bob would think the male of the species is a strange beast. Honey, you'll learn that as you grow older. Oh, but Bob's been miserable for weeks, dear. Can't we ask him enough?
Jill
Please, Mother. I've been so long since I need Bob. Knowing that I will ever know how much I.
Mother
Bob needs you, dear. Why, that boy is risking his life every minute of the day. And the three of us have got to decide right here and now whether we're to go on with this fight or not. Oh, I've been such a fool. Oh, don't worry about that, Martha. Bullies are not bothered of. But say, push that. What? You'll call if it turns on the light above the door, will you?
Jill
Sure, Mother.
Mother
And while we're at it, we'll ask the nurse to tell Mr. Mason to be on his way. You don't mind, do you? Of course.
Jill
I don't want to hear like. Ms. Ann.
Mother
Yes? Would you step down the hall to Mrs. Olsen's room and asked Lieutenant Jones to come in with me? Certainly, Ms. Jones. I never can think of Hulda as Mrs. Olson. Oh, and nurse? Yes, Mr. Jones?
Jill
After you ask my husband to step in here, would you please tell the gentleman who's waiting for me at the desk that he needn't wait any longer, that I'm going home with my husband. I'll be glad to.
Mother
Thank you. See, Mother, I. I am going home with Bob. That in itself is worth three broken ribs, Jill. And speaking of going home, I want to get out of here sometime today.
Jill
And when you do leave, you're coming home with Bob and me.
Mother
Bob?
Bob
Oh, you come from the door.
Mother
Mm. Close the door, then. Well, if you two are really such strangers as you seem to be, perhaps I better introduce you. Mrs. Jones. Mrs. Young. Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones. Oh, Papa, hold me. Hold me diagnosed. Don't ever let me go there. Oh, I've been such a fool.
Bob
No, you haven't, sweetheart. I was a dirty dog to let you think the things you did about me. You had a right to feel the way you did.
Jill
I'm sorry that I'm crying so, Bob. I'll try to stop it so you can sit.
Bob
They're happy tears, aren't they, honey?
Jill
Oh, such happy ones, Bob. And we won't ever mistrust each other again, will we?
Bob
Never, Jill. Never. Aw, gee, honey, just to have you in my arms again.
Jill
You and I, we can't quarrel, Bob. We haven't only ourselves to think about now.
Mother
Yes.
Narrator/Announcer
Pardon me, Ms. King, but I've got a. Mason.
Bob
Art. These are jealous. In here.
Jill
Oh, what do you want, Johnny? Why did you come in here?
Bob
Yes, Just to say goodbye, that's all. I got the message from the nurse that you were going home with your husband. Then suppose you scram. Yes, I'm going to run away. Now that Jill has returned to the fold, I imagine it'd be rather embarrassing to have me around or you.
Mother
Wait, Bob.
Narrator/Announcer
Look.
Mother
Johnny.
Bob
Yes, Ms. Kee?
Mother
I don't know what your game is, but you're on dangerous grounds. And if you're smart, you'll just say.
Narrator/Announcer
Goodbye and close that door behind you.
Bob
Just what I intend to do. As soon as I ask Jill where she wants me to leave her overnight case. You see, we spent the weekend out of town together. That's a dirty lie. I hate to disillusion you, Joan, but suppose you ask Jill where we spent last night. Are you sure? And, Jill, when you unpack, don't forget my razor.
Narrator/Announcer
It's in the top compartment.
Bob
Well, Jill.
Jill
I don't think it's my place to say anything.
Mother
Oh, no, Wait, both of you kids. You know in your heart.
Bob
You stay out of this, Kitty. Well, Jill, I'm waiting.
Mother
For what? For me to defend myself against a rotten lie like that?
Jill
You claim to love me.
Mother
You can think such things of me.
Bob
I'm not thinking anything.
Jill
Oh, yes, you are.
Mother
And if you. You have no more love and respect for me than to even consider a dirty, filthy lie like that. I'm glad I didn't tell you what I intended. You don't deserve to know. Jill, stop. You don't realize what you're saying.
Narrator/Announcer
Listen to me.
Mother
Oh, don't Say it to me. Take your hands off my shoulders. If this is all I mean to you, Bob Jones, I'm glad I found it out in time.
Bob
All I'm asking you to do is.
Mother
Yes, to tell you that Johnny was lying. None of you don't know he was. I'm certainly not going to tell you. I've gotten along without you for three months. I guess I can get along without you again. I'll call you later, Mother. I don't even want to stay in the same room with him. I hate him and I never want to say anything. Oh, Bob Darber. Go after him.
Bob
Why? He doesn't want me to. All I asked her to do was just tell me that he was lying.
Mother
But don't you see, Bob?
Bob
No, I'm afraid I don't. Well, I guess I'll run along, too. Kitty. Ramoni's expecting me at noon.
Mother
You can't go back there. After Johnny Mason tells Ramoni what's happened here, your life won't be worth the bullets. A snuff an hour.
Bob
What difference would that make? Don't you realize, Kitty? I just had heaven in my arms and I threw it away. What can Ramoni do to me now? What could he take away from me I haven't already left?
Mother
No. No, no. I need you. I need you. You can hear me, can't you?
Doug
Jill?
Mother
When two people love and we do that there is no such thing as time as space. Look, here's the situation, sweet. I'm stuck in this darn bed and can't even go after Jill. And she needs me more than she ever did before. She's going to have a baby, too. That's what she was going to tell Bob. That's why she's acting as she is. I can read it in her face. But it's her secret, Charles, not mine. I can't tell Bobby. He wouldn't believe me if I did. And Bob, maybe. Oh, Charles, help me, please. Send your thoughts to me. Tell me what to do.
Bob
While this heartbroken mother sobs in her.
Narrator/Announcer
Pillow, Charles, across half the world stirs uneasily and senses that Kitty is calling to her. That Kitty needs. And silently he lifts his eyes to the first star of evening. When the sky overshadows, be sure to listen.
Bob
Monday.
Narrator/Announcer
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Bob
This program has come to you by special electrical transcription.
Narrator/Announcer
The next episode of Kiddie Keen Incorporated will come to you Monday at this same time. This is the WB CBM Air Theater, Wrigley Building, Chicago.
Narrator
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Doug
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Date: November 2, 2025
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio
Episode Theme:
This episode of the classic radio drama Kitty Keene, Inc transports listeners back to the golden era of radio, focusing on personal turmoil, misunderstandings, and reconciliation within a troubled family. Set in a hospital in the aftermath of an accident, the story’s emotional core revolves around Jill, her strained relationship with Bob, and the wisdom and support of her mother, Kitty. The episode skillfully balances moments of emotional candor, tension, and heartwarming resolution, with a hint of ongoing intrigue.
The episode delivers emotional resonance and high-stakes melodrama, typical of 1930s radio serials. The characters’ language is heartfelt, with earnest expressions of affection, betrayal, and hope—blending intimate realism with a heightened sense of drama and urgency. The stakes are personal, infused with the period’s social mores and values around marriage, trust, and family.
This installment of Kitty Keene, Inc is a classic tapestry of misunderstanding, confession, and cliffhanger drama. The episode is a window into 1930s American sensibilities—etched with longing, honesty, and the ever-present hope for reconciliation. As Kitty lies powerless in her hospital bed and Charles senses her need from across the world, the story sets listeners up for further revelations and emotional turns in the episodes to come.
Next Episode Teaser:
Will Charles be able to reach Kitty in her distress? Will Bob and Jill find their way back to each other, now that such life-changing secrets are on the line? Listeners are left eagerly anticipating the next Monday’s broadcast.