
Life Of Riley-Turkey Hunt 1944-11-19
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Narrator
There he is in the movie Wake Island. He was the Brooklyn Marine in Abroad with Two Yanks. He's Biff the Private. But tonight, he's just another American citizen looking forward to good old Thanksgiving Day.
Bill Riley
Yeah, and I got plenty to be.
Peg Riley
Thankful for this year. Our family's going to have a turkey filled with chestnut.
Bill Riley
When I was a kid, we had.
Peg Riley
A chestnut filled with turkey.
Narrator
The American Meat Institute presents William Bendix in the Life of Riley. And later, during our show, we'll have a special visit from your favorite Hollywood correspondent, Jimmy Fiddler. And now, on behalf of all those engaged in supplying meat to the nation, the American Meat Institute presents the Life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley. The Rileys have just witnessed a performance of a Thanksgiving play at the high school. And right now they're waiting for their daughter Babs outside the stage door.
Junior Riley
Why, I thought the play was fine. Especially the way Babs played Priscilla. Yeah.
Peg Riley
Yeah, Babs was good.
Bill Riley
And I got a laugh when Captain Myers Standish's beard fell off.
Peg Riley
Boy, was his face nude.
Junior Riley
Oh, if I was Priscilla, I'd sooner marry Miles Standish than Elmer Gillis. But the Gillis boy was playing John Alden. She had to marry him. That's history.
Bill Riley
Now, wait a minute. If they were so stuck on getting.
Peg Riley
History into it, answer me this.
Bill Riley
Where was Nathan Hale?
Junior Riley
Nathan Hale wasn't a pilgrim. Pop, you're all mixed up.
Peg Riley
Junior, a little respect, please.
Bill Riley
I know history, too. Nathan Hale was the fellow who said, I regret that I have but one wife to give to my country.
Junior Riley
Oh, Riley, if you see any of Babs, teachers, don't talk history with them.
Peg Riley
Believe me, that play wasn't history. And that Elmer wasn't a pilgrim. He was a grim pill.
Bill Riley
What an actor. He ain't got enough life in him to play a dead body.
Elmer Gillis
That guy Riley here's Elmer's father. Well, well, well, if it ain't the Riley.
Bill Riley
Oh, hello, Gillis. I was just saying how your boy Elmer played John Alton. Great.
Junior Riley
Thanks.
Elmer Gillis
And whatever you've been saying about my.
Bill Riley
Boy Elmer's acting goes double for your daughter, B. What?
Junior Riley
Oh, dear. Those Pilgrims sure lived in romantic days. Sometimes I wish we'd been born in those days.
Elmer Gillis
If we had, we'd be pretty old by now, huh?
Bill Riley
I suppose you might have married Captain Miles Standish instead of me, huh, Peg?
Junior Riley
Well, it depends, Riley. You think you could have kept us in fresh turkeys like John Alden kept Priscilla? Well, sure.
Bill Riley
I know how to shoot a gun. Remember the time we had a shooting.
Peg Riley
Match down At Cohen's farm.
Bill Riley
Didn't I shoot the cigar right out of Muley Durkin's mouth?
Elmer Gillis
Well, sure you did.
Bill Riley
But the target was a tin can on a fence.
Peg Riley
Was it?
Junior Riley
Yes, Riley, if I was a turkey, I wouldn't be worried when you came around.
Peg Riley
There's a woman's logic for you.
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Look, Peg, we're married, ain't we?
Peg Riley
If you was a turkey, I'd be a turkey too.
Bill Riley
And turkeys don't go around shooting each other.
Elmer Gillis
Now, you take me, Riley. Every year I go up to Antelope Valley. I shoot a gobbler for Thanksgiving.
Junior Riley
Oh, you do?
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Sure.
Elmer Gillis
Ask my wife.
Junior Riley
You hear that, Riley?
Bill Riley
What he can do, I can do.
Junior Riley
Well, sure you can. Just the same, I'm getting our turkey from Jake's Market.
Bill Riley
Now, listen. Hey, Peg, where you going?
Junior Riley
Oh, I'll be right back. I'm just going inside, see what's eating bath. Oh, wait a minute. I'll go with you, Ma.
Peg Riley
Oh, Gillis, what's the idea? Tearing me down in front of my wife? Telling them cock and bullet stories about shooting turkeys, huh?
Bill Riley
Well, it's true.
Elmer Gillis
If I'm lying, may I never see my landlord again.
Bill Riley
I still don't believe you. I'm the level, Riley.
Elmer Gillis
See, every tank's given up in Antelope Valley. They have a big takey shoe. The best 10 scores win a taking. It's only a dollar a try. And with $5, you're sure to win one.
Peg Riley
Oh, I can win a turkey at a shooting match, huh?
Bill Riley
Why, sure, it's a cinch.
Elmer Gillis
And Digger Odell, the undertaker, he'd lend you his cabin he's got up there.
Peg Riley
Well, that'd be perfect.
Bill Riley
But look, supposing a guy name and no names. But suppose that this guy couldn't shoot.
Peg Riley
So good and he wanted to show.
Bill Riley
His wife he was a good shot. Suppose this guy loses in the match?
Elmer Gillis
Well, I know one man, again, naming no name, but he happens to be my children's father. This guy, if he loses in the chute, he buys a turkey from some guy who wins.
Peg Riley
Oh, I get it, Gillis.
Bill Riley
Yeah, well, the first thing tomorrow, I'm seeing Digger Odell and talking turkey. Good morning, Digger. Glad to find you home. How's my favorite undertaker?
Digger Odell
Glad to see you, Riley. You're looking fine. Very natural.
Bill Riley
I feel good. Say, Digger, I got a favor to.
Peg Riley
Ask you about Thanksgiving.
Digger Odell
Ah, Thanksgiving. Roast turkey, cranberry sauce, gravy. I adore Thanksgiving. It's okay.
Bill Riley
Yeah, well. Well, I want to prove to my wife that I'm a good shot. So could I borrow your place up.
Peg Riley
In Antelope Valley this Thanksgiving, please?
Digger Odell
Certainly, Riley. Glad to be of help in your hour of. In my profession we have a slogan. The good that you do to people will come back to you in the end. And so will the people. Riley, you'll enjoy my ranch.
Peg Riley
Ranch?
Bill Riley
Say, how big is this place of yours?
Digger Odell
It's a mile long by 15ft wide. The land used to belong to a railroad, but they moved over to straighten the track.
Bill Riley
Well, that's a kind of an odd shape though inn, isn't it?
Digger Odell
Yes. Long and narrow, but very comfortable. Personally, I adore it. The wide open spaces, the bracing air, the smell of wood smoke to sharpen the appetite. It makes you feel so alive.
Bill Riley
Well, I, I, I gotta be going. And thanks for everything, Digger.
Digger Odell
Cheerio, Riley. Oh, bury me not. I'm alone.
Junior Riley
Well, since you asked me. Riley, I think spending Thanksgiving in the woods is silly.
Bill Riley
But you love Diggers ranch. The house is filled with wide open spaces. You gotta brace yourself against the fresh.
Peg Riley
Air because your lungs are filled with wood smoke.
Bill Riley
It makes you feel as if you were alive.
Junior Riley
Well, maybe. But I still think we better stay home on Thanksgiving.
Bill Riley
Oh, nothing. Dawn, I'm gonna make you take back what you said about me being a bad shot. I'm going to win at that shooting match.
Junior Riley
Well, I don't mind going, but couldn't we buy a turkey and bring it up there? You know, just in case?
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Stop worrying, Peg.
Bill Riley
I guarantee to bring in a turkey. If I don't, I'll eat my hat.
Junior Riley
Save the crown for me, Pop.
Peg Riley
Junior.
Junior Riley
Hello? Oh, hello, Riley.
Elmer Gillis
I'm glad I got you in time. This is Gillis.
Bill Riley
Well, hurry up, Gillis. We're just leaving for the woods. The family's outside waiting for me.
Elmer Gillis
Oh, I got bad news, Riley. I just heard that the tanky shoot's been called off.
Peg Riley
Huh?
Bill Riley
They can't do this to me. What am I going to do now?
Elmer Gillis
Call the trip off?
Bill Riley
I can't back out now. I, I've been bragging so much about what a good shot I am. If, if I don't win a turkey, I'm a dead duck. I'm coming. But I gotta go now, Gillis.
Peg Riley
Maybe I'll think of something on my.
Bill Riley
Way to the station.
Junior Riley
Who was that on the phone?
Peg Riley
Gillis.
Junior Riley
Oh. Is anything wrong?
Peg Riley
No, no.
Junior Riley
Ben. Why are you looking so gloomy?
Peg Riley
Well, Gillis was just telling me about a nice family he knows that may be without a turkey for thanksg.
Narrator
In a moment we'll find out if Riley can wriggle out of his dilemma. But right now, this is Ken Niles, your minute man for meat. And my minute's worth tonight is on this question. What can you do about the cuts of meat you can't get these war days? And the answer is. You braze the cuts of beef you do get. You see, our government is taking a big part of beef steaks and beef roasts these days to feed our fighters. So a lot of the beef left for us on the home front is what we call the braising cuts. They're lean, and you must prepare them a little more thoroughly if you want.
Ken Niles / Jimmy Fiddler
To serve them at their best.
Narrator
So the American Meat Institute recommends braising. Now, braising is a little like roasting.
Ken Niles / Jimmy Fiddler
And it's a little like frying.
Narrator
It's accomplished through low heat over a longer time. And on top of the stove, you pan brown your short ribs or flank steak or pot roast or whatever you're braising. You add liquid, put on the COVID and let her braise. And boy, oh, boy. Braised beef. Brown, glistening, drenched with gravy, tender though lean, is something to kiss your cook about. So, ladies, if you're hungry for kisses or compliments or just plain hungry, braise that beef. Remember, the braising cuts of beef are rich in proteins of highest quality, just as all cuts of meats, all meat is a yardstick of protean foods, because all meat measures up to every protean meat. Well, it's Thanksgiving morning, and the Rileys are at Digger Odell's cabin in the woods. Riley, determined to keep up his big bluff, that his shooting skill would get him. A turkey is tramping through the woods, gun in hand with Junior.
Peg Riley
Junior, I don't know why you had to come along. You're. You're going to make me nervous when I'm. When I'm aiming at the target.
Junior Riley
Well, I'm sticking with you, Pop. I want to see how you do in that shooting match.
Peg Riley
Don't even trust your own father.
Junior Riley
Hey, Pop, you said the turkey shoot was being held near Hooper Falls. We're going the wrong way. Look, there's the station.
Ken Niles / Jimmy Fiddler
Yeah, well.
Peg Riley
Yeah, I know, Junior.
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Look, we. We got to have a father and son talk. It's time you. You knew something. I. I can't put it off any longer. Oh, you mean you're going to tell.
Ken Niles / Jimmy Fiddler
Me about the bees and the.
Peg Riley
Now, now, Junior, about the birds. One particular bird. A turkey. Look, Junior, we always been good friends. With us, it's been one for all and every man for himself.
Bill Riley
It's always gonna be that way. Right.
Junior Riley
Okay, Pop, what is it? You don't want me to tell Mom.
Bill Riley
You don't have to be so brunt.
Peg Riley
But, you see, the turkey chute was called off.
Junior Riley
You mean we aren't going to have a turkey?
Peg Riley
Well, it looked that way at first.
Bill Riley
But just before we got on the train, I got a big idea.
Peg Riley
I phoned Jake's Meat Market from the depot and I fixed it with Jake.
Bill Riley
To ship a turkey up here on the morning train. Now I pick it up at the station and tell you whether I wanted it.
Peg Riley
The turkey suit.
Bill Riley
What a ribbon.
Junior Riley
What a fib.
Peg Riley
Well, after we're all full of turkey, I'm going to tell the truth.
Junior Riley
Oh, here's the station, Pop.
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Oh, yeah.
Junior Riley
Gosh.
Peg Riley
Yeah.
Junior Riley
I don't see it outside. And the station's locked.
Bill Riley
Somebody's got to be here. How am I going to get my turkey? What?
Peg Riley
Right.
Bill Riley
Here's a note on the window here.
Peg Riley
Closed today.
Bill Riley
Closed. No, they can't do this to me.
Junior Riley
Oh, Pop, now we ain't gonna have any turkey, and it's Thanksgiving.
Bill Riley
Thanks, Junior, for keeping me informed.
Junior Riley
Oh, well, Pop, let's go home.
Bill Riley
Junior, I. I can't go home without a turkey. So.
Peg Riley
So now I'm.
Bill Riley
I'm really going hunting.
Junior Riley
But, Pop, there's no turkeys in these woods.
Bill Riley
Well, there's other game to hunt.
Peg Riley
There's.
Bill Riley
There's deer.
Junior Riley
Deer? But we'll never get it home. A deer's too big.
Bill Riley
Oh, all right, then I'll shoot a rabbit. They're smaller.
Junior Riley
Oh, you couldn't shoot a rabbit. They're too fast.
Bill Riley
Yeah. Well, then keep your eye open for a turtle.
Junior Riley
Gosh. Turtle.
Bill Riley
Well, I. I heard it's very tasty. We can have turtle drumsticks and stuff the shell with chestnuts. Come on. We couldn't.
Junior Riley
Well, if you ask me, we're on a wild goose chase.
Bill Riley
Well, if we get a wild goose, that's better than nothing. Come on, let's.
Junior Riley
Gee, we've been walking for four hours, and here we are back at the train track.
Peg Riley
Yeah, my feet would give their right arm to get out of my shoes.
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Junior.
Bill Riley
What?
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Did you ever hear of a mirage.
Peg Riley
That looked like a turkey?
Junior Riley
No, Pop.
Peg Riley
Then look where I'm pointing.
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
And if you see what I see, I'm gonna shoot.
Junior Riley
It's a bird. Okay, Pop, listen.
Bill Riley
It's a turkey. A big gobbler. Junior.
Junior Riley
Stand back.
Bill Riley
I'm taking aim.
Junior Riley
Pop. Pop, you're shaking. Should I hold a Gun still now.
Bill Riley
You better go hold the turkey. No, no, no. Stay here. Get behind me, Junior.
Junior Riley
Let me shoot it, Pop.
Bill Riley
No, no. Look out now. I got a bead on him. I see him under the gun sight. Pop.
Junior Riley
Pop, he's coming toward us.
Bill Riley
I won't shoot till I see the white meat of his eye. One, two.
Junior Riley
You missed him.
Bill Riley
I couldn't have missed.
Junior Riley
Well, open your eyes and look. He's still coming at you, Pop.
Bill Riley
I'll get him this time. Pick him up, Junior.
Junior Riley
You didn't even touch him. And now he's running toward us.
Bill Riley
Junior, he's surrendering. He knows when he's late. Watch it, Flash.
Junior Riley
Pop, I think he likes you.
Peg Riley
Yeah.
Bill Riley
I can't shoot. No bird that gives himself up can.
Peg Riley
Now go.
Bill Riley
God. Go. Go.
Peg Riley
Go away, turkey.
Bill Riley
Shoot, turkey. Stop trying to kiss me. Go on.
Junior Riley
Hey, Pop, look. There's a tag on his leg.
Bill Riley
I'll read it.
Junior Riley
Let's see. My name is Sultan. I belong to Patty Kane, age 7. Please do not feed me.
Elmer Gillis
Feed him.
Bill Riley
I wanted him to feed me.
Junior Riley
Gosh, what a Thanksgiving.
Bill Riley
No turkey. It ain't right. I'm a law abiding man. Don't I do my work? Don't I buy war bonds? Don't I let the government withhold my tax? Then I have to go without turkey on Thanksgiving. That ain't right.
Junior Riley
Boy, that cabin sure looks good, don't it, Pop?
Peg Riley
I gotta go in and explain to your mother about no turkey.
Bill Riley
This is what I get for trying to be a smart aleck, huh?
Peg Riley
Here goes.
Junior Riley
Riley. Junior, where have you been?
Peg Riley
Bob?
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Peg, I've been thinking.
Peg Riley
Why don't we all go on a diet starting today?
Bill Riley
A foodless diet.
Junior Riley
We can talk about it after dinner. Meanwhile, the turkey's getting cold.
Bill Riley
I think we're.
Peg Riley
Did you say turkey?
Junior Riley
Of course, turkey. The dining room. On the table.
Bill Riley
Turkey. Gosh, Junior, look. What? A turkey.
Junior Riley
Oh, mom, did you shoot it?
Bill Riley
Yeah, Peg. How? Who? When?
Junior Riley
That was some joke you played on us, Riley, you clever thing. Station master said you had it shipped up here from town. And he knew we'd want it today. Brought it here himself.
Bill Riley
Ain't that iron onical?
Junior Riley
Hey, Pop, your neck's getting red.
Peg Riley
That sunburn left over from last summer, Junior.
Junior Riley
Well, dinner's ready, Daddy.
Bill Riley
Okay, folks, grab your chairs. Every man for himself. Come on, follow up there.
Junior Riley
Oh, it looks delicious. Start carving, Pop.
Bill Riley
Okay, let me have that carving knife. Dr. Riley wanted in surgery. Just to make sure everybody gets enough.
Elmer Gillis
Turkey, I'm going to give you your.
Bill Riley
Second helpings first.
Junior Riley
Riley, Huh? Haven't you forgotten something?
Peg Riley
Huh? Oh.
Bill Riley
Oh, yeah.
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
Yeah, I almost forgot. Well, here it is. Another Thanksgiving Day. And we have plenty to thank you for. For our food, for our work that earns it. And most of all, for all of us being here together. Some families are pretty far apart today.
Junior Riley
If.
Peg Riley (alternate lines)
You could see your way clear to bring them back together again pretty soon now, we'd be mighty grateful for that, too. We thank you for letting us live in a country where the always be a Thanksgiving Day. And if you help us, we'll do all we can so that someday there won't be any place in the world where people can't live in peace with each other. Amen.
Peg Riley
Amen.
Narrator
Riley will be back in a moment with your favorite Hollywood correspondent, Jimmy Fiddler. And remember, folks, all meat, regardless of cut or kind, has the right kind of proteins to build and rebuild body tissues. That's what makes meat a yardstick of protean foods. It measures up to every protean need. And may I add, the nutritional statements just made about meat are accepted by the Council on Foods and Nutrition of the American Medical Association.
Bill Riley
Atta boy, Ken. Folks, this is Bill Bendix welcoming Jimmy.
Peg Riley
Fiddler, who has a special, special message for us.
Bill Riley
So, Jimmy, on behalf of all the rallies, welcome. Our microphone is yours.
Elmer Gillis
Thank you.
Ken Niles / Jimmy Fiddler
Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen. Thanksgiving Day is almost here. Perhaps if you have loved ones overseas and if there'll be empty chairs at your table on Thanksgiving, you may think you haven't much for which to be grateful. Perhaps food rationing, gas rationing, shortages here and shortages there have aggravated you. If that's true, open your minds and your hearts. We Americans have plenty to be thankful for. We can be thankful that we have freedom of speech. We can be grateful for free press, for free screen and radio, freedom to worship God as we wish. Thankful that we can laugh and can speak our minds without fear. That we can say no, not be forced to say yes at the point of a bayonet like the people of Germany and Japan. We can be thankful that our cities and homes haven't been bombed and that our babies haven't gone hungry. We can be thankful that the men who lead us today are now determined that there shall be no more wars, no more death and tragedy and famine. Let's protect this magnificent freedom and prove our thanks by buying war bonds. Buying them till our pocketbooks are pinched. Good night.
Narrator
Follow the Life of Riley starring William Bendix and sponsored by the American Meat Institute. Next week at this same time.
Bill Riley
This is the Blue network.
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Release Date: November 6, 2025
Original Broadcast Date: November 19, 1944
This classic Life of Riley episode, "Turkey Hunt," takes listeners back to a quintessential American Thanksgiving in the 1940s. As the Riley family attempts to secure a turkey for their holiday meal, comedic mishaps ensue, highlighting family dynamics, fatherly pride, and the realities of wartime America. The storyline cleverly weaves in themes of gratitude, community, and resourcefulness amidst shortages, making it both a humorous and heartfelt snapshot of its era.
Hollywood correspondent Jimmy Fiddler delivers a heartfelt message about wartime gratitude and freedoms in America, juxtaposed with the shortages and sacrifices of the home front.
Encourages supporting the war effort by buying war bonds.
Quote (Jimmy Fiddler, 21:04):
The episode’s tone bounces between lighthearted family squabbles and slapstick humor, punctuated by moments of warmth and patriotism. Riley’s exaggerated bravado and the comic misadventures are contrasted by genuine expressions of thankfulness in a time of global uncertainty.
"Turkey Hunt" is a charming reminder of family love, the follies of ego, and the importance of gratitude—especially poignant in the context of wartime hope and togetherness. The Rileys embody the optimism and resilience of the era, making this a timeless Thanksgiving tale.