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Mr. Jeffrey
It is later than you sleep.
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Lights out brings you stories of the supernatural and the supernormal, dramatizing the fantasies and the mysteries of the unknown. We tell you this frankly. So if you wish to avoid the excitement and tension of these imaginative plays, we urge you calmly but sincerely to turn off your radio. Now.
Arch Ober
This is Arch Ober with quite a cold. The idea for tonight's story, the strange story of he dug it up, came to me a few years ago when I was in England. Pre war England. I lived in a hotel overlooking a peaceful garden. And looking down into that bit of quiet, I. I strangely thought of death. But first, Frank Martin with a word.
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Mr. Jeffrey
Ah, it is a nice day. Yes, I agree with you, Mr. Sparrow. It's as nice a day as I too have ever seen. I remember a day like this when I was about to. Mother took me into London to see the king's palace. That was Edward. And I had on a green suit and I. But that wouldn't interest you now would it, Mr. Sparrow? Funny, I never went back less than a hundred miles away and I.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Oh,
Mr. Jeffrey
good morning, Mr. Elkins.
Mr. Elkington
Here, Mr. Jeffrey. Oh, kind of late in the season to be planting now, ain't it?
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, I wouldn't exactly say that, Mr. Elkington, not for what I'm planting now.
Mr. Elkington
What would that be, might I be asking?
Mr. Jeffrey
A tree, my friend.
Mr. Elkington
Ah.
Mr. Jeffrey
A nice, strong catalpa tree. My son sent it to me all the way from Exeter.
Mr. Elkington
You don't say. Catalpa tree. Well, now, I say. Could I be giving you a hand with that shovel, Mr. Jefferson?
Mr. Jeffrey
No, no, no, thank you kindly. I like to dig in the soil, and the exercise does me good. Thank you kindly.
Mr. Elkington
Well, then, I'll be off on my business. Mr. Jeffrey, good morning to you.
Mr. Jeffrey
Good morning, Mr. Irkington. Good morning. But it is a good morning. The rain certainly softened you up, didn't they, Mr. Crown? Nice and soft. Nice and soft. Going to dig you a Nice, deep hole, Mr. Catawba. Nice deep hole so that your roots will have a good, firm starting life. Yes, indeed. Well, that's not the way to act, Mr. Crown. Throwing big boulders in the way of my shovel. Mighty big stone tube, from the sound of it. Dig you up, Mr. Boulder, it takes me a week. Yes, indeed.
Narrator/Announcer
Phew.
Mr. Jeffrey
Big stone. All right, keep after it, that's all. Buried all these years in the corner of my garden, and I never knew about you, now, did I? There. There, that's showing results, hmm? Yeah, like an oblong. That's queer. Big, flat, oblong stone in my garden. Dig you up, that's what I'll do. Dig you up. Yes, indeed. Mrs. Gracie. Mrs. Gracie.
Mrs. Gracie
Yes, what is it?
Mr. Jeffrey
Mrs. Gracie, come out here. You've got to come out.
Mrs. Gracie
All right, all right. Now, what in creation is it? Mr. Jeffrey?
Mr. Jeffrey
Mrs. Gracie, look, look.
Mrs. Gracie
Land sakes alive. What kind of a hole for a tree is that? Don't see why in the world.
Mr. Jeffrey
Look, I tell you more.
Mrs. Gracie
Is. Is it a coffin?
Mr. Jeffrey
Coffin that size and not a stone? And what would a coffin be doing in my garden?
Mrs. Gracie
I never heard of anyone being buried here. It's much too big.
Mr. Jeffrey
Mrs. Gracie. I got it. Roman. The Romans left it here.
Mrs. Gracie
Romans?
Mr. Jeffrey
Don't you understand? The Romans. The Romans invaded and lived in Britain over 1500 years ago. They left it here.
Mrs. Gracie
Nobody like that lived round here. And don't you tell me anything different, Mr. Jefferson.
Mr. Jeffrey
But I am telling you a Romans at coffins.
Mrs. Gracie
Now, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, never mind, Mr. Robinson. Run over and get Mr. Robinson here. Tell him to bring a couple of men. We've got to dig this thing up.
Mrs. Gracie
We've got to dig it up. Mr. Jeffrey, it's the sun that struck your head.
Mr. Jeffrey
Now, don't stand there lecturing me, Mr. Robins in a hurry. Get in.
Mrs. Gracie
No, no, I won't. Not to dig it up. I won't. To bury it deeper. Yes, but not to dig it up, Mrs. Coug or one of them heathen. Whatever you call it, it makes no difference. If it's been buried here all these years, then I say cover it over and let it be. There's some things best left deep under the ground.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
All right. All right, man. Are you ready with the ropes?
Mr. Jeffrey
Ready, Mr. Robins?
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Right you are. How about you, Joe? All ready, Mr. Robinson. Good. Now give the signal. One, two, three. You on that side of the rope, pull, while you on the other side, work on the block and tackle. One, two, and up on three. Have you got it?
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, Mr. Robertson, you will be careful? I mean, not to damage, I mean.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Look here, friend Jeffrey, I've been in the building and excavating trade and constable of this township for 20 years. And all that time I've given only one thing, and that's satisfaction.
Mr. Jeffrey
Yes, yes.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Now, for this little stone container, little
Mr. Jeffrey
Judas Priestman is 10 foot by 3, and heaven knows how heavy.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Well, true as that may be, to my way of thinking, it's still a small job. You're worried about my damaging it, you're free to call in one of my competitors.
Mr. Jeffrey
No, no, no, Mr. Robinson. I want you to handle the matter.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, yes, yes.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
All right, then, stay clear and I'll give the order.
Mr. Jeffrey
Now, wait. Wait, if you please, Mr. Robinson, wait. That housekeeper of mine, Mrs. Gracie, she wouldn't want to miss the doings. And I don't know where she's gone off to if you don't wait.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Now, Mr. Jeffrey, I'm a busy man, so if you'll stand aside now, please. All right, men. Now, don't pull until I get the signal. One, two, three. Up with it. Up. Easy there, Joe. Single ropes over the left. Up with it. Up with it. Steady there. Not too fast, you fool. Stand if the ship is ready to put under it. Easy now.
Mr. Jeffrey
Don't, don't. Don't swing it too high. Not too high. Are you dead? Not too high, or is it.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
No, no.
Mrs. Gracie
Put it back in the ground. Put it back in the ground.
Mr. Jeffrey
I take it, Mrs. Gracie, wanting to wait.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Out of the way.
Mrs. Gracie
Put it back in the ground. In the ground it was, and in the ground it belongs.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Mr. Jeffrey, get out of the way. Jeffrey, get that woman out of the way.
Mr. Jeffrey
Mrs. Gracie, are you crazy?
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Face your woman and get away. My men can't hold tackle. It's slipping. Look out. Look out. Get on those ropes, fools. Get on those ropes. Slip. Slip. Hurry now.
Mr. Jeffrey
Mother in heaven. It fell right on top of her coughing fell right on top of her. Oh, Mrs. Gracie.
Narrator/Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, I. I think you'll agree when an ancient stone coffin buried for centuries in a peaceful English countryside becomes an instrument of sudden death, it's time for a deep breath and let our well stretched imaginations move back into hope again as we turn our thoughts to something that perhaps is your problem. Could this be you saying to your
Mr. Elkington
children, listen, you kids, I'm tired. This war job has got me down. Now keep quiet, you hear me?
Mrs. Gracie
Oh, Joe, don't be so cross to the children. Come eat your good supper and you'll feel better.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Cross?
Mr. Elkington
Who's cross? I'm tired, I tell you. I'm too tired to eat, I'm too tired to sleep. All I ask is a little peace. And you keep my nerves on edge with your nagging. No wonder I'm getting thin as a rail.
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Mr. Elkington
Well, if that is my trouble, can I help it?
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Mr. Elkington
Boy, oh boy, I feel swell. Tired.
Arch Ober
Jittery.
Mr. Elkington
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Narrator/Announcer
Now back to lights out and our story of he dug it up, the stone coffin has fallen and the old housekeeper is dead.
Reverend
Ah, it's a cruel thing, Mr. Jeffrey. Cruel indeed. Yes, cruel and yet not cruel. For the ways of the divine providence are beyond our poor mortal understanding. Yes, I shall say that very thing over her grave when we bury the poor woman.
Mr. Jeffrey
As you wish, reverend.
Reverend
What a day this has been. More excitement in just a few hours in this village than we've had In a dozen years. I wonder now whether. Almost nine. Well, I better be getting back to the church. Have to get everything ready for the service tomorrow. Did you speak to Mr. Carboy about the coffin?
Mr. Jeffrey
Yes. That's good.
Reverend
We'll pay the good lady proper respect. We will. Well, I'll be on my way.
Mr. Jeffrey
Good night, Reverend.
Reverend
One thing more, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Jeffrey
Yes?
Reverend
I didn't want to speak of it in all the excitement before. But I feel I really should.
Mr. Jeffrey
Yes, Reverend, I know you were in
Reverend
quite an emotional state of mind. But do you feel it was quite the proper and respectable thing to do? I mean, having that Roman antique brought right here into the house when it, inanimate thing though it be, was the direct cause of poor Mrs. Grace's death.
Mr. Jeffrey
I wanted the sarcophagus in here, Reverend.
Reverend
Wanted it. But what possible use could that great stone sepulcher be to you? I realize it has certain intrinsic value. After the funeral, we'll get in touch with the proper museum authorities in London and have them take care of it. But don't you see? It wasn't quite respectful of the dead. Bringing the very thing in here that had caused the tragedy. Not respectful at all, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Jeffrey
It was what I wanted. Good night, Reverend.
Reverend
But, Mr. Jeffrey, I. Oh, good night. Good night.
Mr. Jeffrey
Disrespectful. Fault of Mr. Coffin that she ran under it. Call in the proper authorities. I'm proper authority on Roman things. But stuff I am. Read the whole Gibbons. Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, didn't I? Certainly did. Here you are, Mr. Coffin. Just where I made them put you. And I did make them, didn't I? Ran right under you, she did. Superstitious old fool. No fault of yours, Mr. Coffin. Yes, you're a big one. Let me see. About 10ft long on this side and four this way. It's a discovery that ought to make history. That it ought wait for experts. Should I? What would the experts do? Caught you off to one of those museums. And there I'd be the man that found you with nothing but a hole in my garden. And in your grave in the cemetery. To show what had happened. No, no. I'd be my own expert, Mr.
Reverend
Carpet.
Mr. Jeffrey
I'll open you up myself right now. And I'll take the blame or credit and no mistake about it,
Narrator/Announcer
I.
Mr. Jeffrey
And I. Mr. Robinson will wonder where his crowbar went. No. Won't he, Mr. Coffin? But we'll give it back to him in the morning. Yes, indeed. Yes. There, there. Got you wide open enough to look inside now, haven't I? Experts. I'LL show them. Can't see matches.
Arch Ober
There.
Mr. Jeffrey
Now, if you don't mind. Now, Mr. Coffin, I'll bend over to see what you got inside. Got me?
Reverend
Get.
Mr. Jeffrey
Go Off. Are you there? Are you there? Reverend, this is Mr. Jeffrey. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Jeffrey. No, no, no, no, no. Listen to me. That Roman sarcophagus, I just opened it. Inside of it, there's something. A woman. And yet. Yet it isn't. I. I mean, all revenant. Come over quickly. You see, whatever it is, I don't think it's dead.
Reverend
My dear Mr. Jeffrey, you must listen to me. I'm a person of understanding, of judgment. I say leave it alone. Don't go near the thing until they get here. Now, I phoned Dr. Thompson at the British Museum. He's an expert, a qualified expert.
Mr. Jeffrey
Expert. There you go, experting again. Now, now, now. Now, you shove on that side and I'll pull on with this.
Reverend
Yes.
Mr. Jeffrey
There. That ought to fetch the lid off.
Reverend
It's all against my better judgment.
Mr. Jeffrey
All right, all right, off with it
Mr. Elkington
goes.
Mr. Jeffrey
Another shove open. We've got it open, Reverend. Look at her head.
Reverend
I want. What in Satan's name is it?
Mr. Jeffrey
Lion's head. That's it.
Reverend
A lion's head and the body of a woman.
Mr. Jeffrey
And alive. She is alive. Don't be a fool.
Reverend
It's a heathen idol. Stone.
Mr. Jeffrey
No, no, it's living skin. I'll touch it. I'll prove.
Reverend
Is stone a blasphemous heathen thing? We'll cover it up and in the morning I'll have it buried again.
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, no, no, no, you won't. It's fine. Found it on my property.
Reverend
Oh, heaven forgive you. The blood of your poor housekeeper. Still staining it.
Mr. Jeffrey
Staining it?
Reverend
What are you talking about? Mrs. Grace's blood. See, it's still on it. But.
Mr. Jeffrey
But the outside of the coffin fell on her. This part was closed.
Reverend
But it is blood.
Mr. Jeffrey
Fresh blood. Oh, it can't be. Alfie.
Reverend
Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Jeffrey
Reverend, that woman. A minute ago I felt cold stone, and now it's warm.
Reverend
Constable. Constable, can't you walk any faster?
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Oh, it'll wait, Reverend. Whatever it is, it'll wait.
Reverend
But I tell you, he acted like a madman. Practically threw me out of the house bodily because I persisted in.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Wait a minute, Reverend. Begging your pardon. Wait a minute. Me? I don't know a thing about this. I'm sleeping as peaceful as a sheep in the fields when you wake me up.
Reverend
Will you represent the law in this community?
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Not. Begging your pardon, I don't Know that there's any representing to do, if you get what I mean.
Reverend
But I told you.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
You told me that the coffin that killed poor Mrs. Gracie, he opened it, I tell you. And since when is that against the law?
Reverend
Oh, keep walking, ma'.
Mrs. Gracie
Am.
Reverend
Keep walking.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Begging your pardon, Reverend. I know when I'm walking.
Reverend
Now, here's the house. Now go in there. Go in there and see for yourself.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
That's just what I'm going to do, sir.
Reverend
You will see. You will see. I demand that you remove the heathen idol by force and have it bedded in the ground where it belongs. I demand.
Mr. Jeffrey
Hold it, sir.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Well, it's me, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Jeffrey
I didn't send for you.
Reverend
I brought him here.
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, it's you, is it?
Reverend
And now, Mr. Jeffrey, I feel it my duty.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Begging your pardon, Reverend. As long as you got me out of bed, let me do the talking, if you don't mind, sir. Now, Mr. Jeffrey, I'd like a bit of an explanation.
Mr. Jeffrey
Explanation? My grandmother. Constable. Constable.
Reverend
He slammed the door in our faces.
Mr. Jeffrey
That he did. But.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
But what of it? He's broke no law that I know of.
Reverend
Then come. Come and see for yourself at the window.
Mr. Jeffrey
Glory be.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
I see the thing now.
Mr. Jeffrey
Can't be alive.
Reverend
I don't know. I don't know. Stone. And yet it was warm to the touch.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
It better not be alive.
Mr. Elkington
Why?
Reverend
Why do you say that?
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Because.
Mr. Jeffrey
Look for yourself, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
He's cutting into her with that bit of iron.
Mr. Jeffrey
It was good of you to come in and help me, Mr. Elkin.
Mr. Elkington
I'm right glad to be of service. I am. I'm glad to be of service. This is devilish hard rock.
Mr. Jeffrey
Yes. Yes, it is. But we've got to break the statue open, Mr. Elkington. We've got to.
Mr. Elkington
If you say so.
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, those fools. The constable and the reverend. They'll be back soon with some new ideas about getting into the house now, won't they?
Mr. Elkington
I suppose so.
Mr. Jeffrey
They won't stop me. They won't. I've a chance to do something before I die. I'll make a big discovery. I tell you, they won't stop me. We'll have the statue cut open before they get here, now, won't we, mister?
Mr. Elkington
We'll try.
Mrs. Gracie
I will try.
Mr. Jeffrey
Cut it open and know the secret. Something that keeps that stone warm as if it were placed. That'll be a wonderful discovery, now, won't it?
Mr. Elkington
Ah, that it will.
Mr. Jeffrey
Faster, Mr. Sturken, faster.
Mr. Elkington
I'll try. I'll try. Crikey. This stone is so hard, they Mustn't stop us.
Mr. Jeffrey
No, no, no, no. Faster, Mr. Elking. Giant. Why have you stopped?
Mr. Elkington
It's my fingers cramped. I can't open my hand.
Mr. Jeffrey
Chisel. Give it to me.
Mr. Elkington
All right, all right.
Mr. Jeffrey
Got to keep working. Got to. I'll know the secret in you. Lionhead. That's the name I'm going to give you. Ralkington Lionhead. The power that's kept the stone in you warm all these centuries. I get to know that lionhead, and I will know it. Have to keep working. Have to keep working.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
No, Reverend. Reverend, you can drive a man too far.
Reverend
I tell you, Constable, now we'll tell you. For 24 hours you've been telling the people of this community that the law won't permit you to do this, and the law won't permit you to do that.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Well, it won't.
Reverend
But we tell you we won't stand by and permit one of our citizens to indulge in heathen madness and not do something about it.
Mr. Elkington
Am I right, gentlemen?
Mr. Jeffrey
Absolutely right.
Reverend
But.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
But what can I do? He's in his own home. He's not committing any public nuisance.
Reverend
We've gone over that a hundred times. The fact remains, you've got to go in there and stop him. You've got to. You've got to. You.
Mr. Jeffrey
The hardest stone in the world. Hey, hey, dear.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Huh?
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah.
Mr. Elkington
Mr. Jeffrey, I'm asking you, please stop cutting into it, please.
Mr. Jeffrey
Of the warmth before any of the others know about it. But they stop me.
Mr. Elkington
Hark. What's that?
Mr. Jeffrey
To keep working.
Mr. Elkington
That sound, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
What is it?
Mr. Jeffrey
I can't talk to you, Mr. Rocket. Important work.
Mr. Elkington
But, Mr. Jeffrey, the chisel. Why did you drop it?
Mr. Jeffrey
My hand. Like an electric current running through the chisel.
Mr. Elkington
Oh, no, no, no.
Mr. Jeffrey
Just. Just a weariness in my muscles. Pick up the chisel. Yes. Go on. Yes.
Mr. Elkington
I think I'm going now, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Jeffrey
No, no, you stay where you are till you save it. If I lock the door for you, they will come in and I won't let them in before I learn the secret. You hear me?
Mr. Elkington
That sound, Mr. Jeffrey? It's like something burning. Do you hear? It's been getting louder and louder.
Mr. Jeffrey
Well, stop. I've got to find the secret of that warmth. 15 centuries of warmth.
Mr. Elkington
Mr. Jeffrey, it's the constable.
Mr. Jeffrey
I don't care.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
I don't care. Open up. Open up, Mr. Jeffrey.
Mr. Jeffrey
You won't stop me, you middle fool.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Open up, Mr. Jeffrey, in the name of the law. He's got a warrant this time. Good and proper warrant.
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, no, no.
Mr. Elkington
Oh, Mr. Jeffrey, you ought to really.
Mr. Jeffrey
No, no, no, no, no. I'm almost finished. Go away.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Go away.
Reverend
We've got Professor Thompson from the museum.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Mr. Jeffrey, I warn you. Open up a way to break down the door.
Mr. Elkington
Mr. Jeffrey, I beg of you.
Mr. Jeffrey
No, no, they won't stop me. But I'm almost through.
Mrs. Gracie
I'm frightened.
Mr. Jeffrey
I am broken through to the middle of my statue. I'll find out the secret and no one else. My chisel's breaking through. It's. It's hollow. Breaking through in a second. I know. In a second, I.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Help.
Mr. Elkington
Somebody.
Mr. Jeffrey
Elf.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Mr. Jeffrey. What? Mr. Jeffrey, he's on fire.
Mr. Elkington
He's on fire.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
All right, all right, men, quiet down. There's nothing more we can do. Mr. Jeffrey is dead.
Reverend
Such a horrible way to die.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
It was the lantern set him afire, I guess.
Mr. Elkington
No, no, no, no, it wasn't that.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
Hey, what say, Mr. Elkington?
Mr. Elkington
I saw it all. A flame came out of the statue.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
You're deaf, man.
Mr. Elkington
No, I swear it's the truth. I saw it. Professor Thompson, you tell him. What did you see as you came through the door?
Mr. Jeffrey
There was a flame from it.
Reverend
But really mean.
Mr. Robinson (Constable)
But how can that be Flame from a statue?
Mr. Jeffrey
And the Romans went down to Egypt.
Reverend
Professor, tell us. What is it? What is this statue?
Mr. Jeffrey
The lioness headed goddess Sekhmet.
Reverend
Well.
Mr. Jeffrey
And they worshiped her as the goddess of fire.
Narrator/Announcer
Just a second, Mr. Ober. Are you asking us to believe that in the year of our Lord 1940, they could unearth a stone sarcophagus containing a Roman fire goddess capable of burning a man to death?
Mr. Jeffrey
Oh, come now.
Arch Ober
Well, is that any more difficult to believe than that a small Austrian house painter with a comedy mustache could try to burn up a world? You know, Frank, England is an island full of mysterious traces of ancient civilizations. Have you ever heard of Stonehenge?
Narrator/Announcer
Stonehenge? What's that?
Arch Ober
Well, it's a strange. But I'll tell you about that in just a moment.
Narrator/Announcer
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Arch Ober
Yes, about Stonehenge over in England, miles away from the cities. You're driving along and suddenly as you come over a rise of the road, there are these tremendous archways and monuments of stone. A strange semicircle of great stone pillars. Archaeologists say they've been there since prehistoric times. Yet there are no stone quarries within hundreds of miles. No one knows how those blocks of stone got there and who or what put them there. These unsolved mysteries from out of mankind's past. Who knows but that someday traces of our own civilization will be found. And then a super race of man will ask, were they men, these people of 1943?
Narrator/Announcer
And now what happens next week, Mr. Oebler?
Arch Ober
Well, we were talking about a little Austrian house painter before. A Schickelgruber by name. Now we all know how his warped ideas shook a world. Well, next week's story is about a boy, a college boy who also had a twisted idea. And with it twisted a universe. The title, Oxychloride X. The time next week.
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This episode features a spine-chilling radio drama from the classic series Lights Out, originally written and presented by Arch Oboler. “He Dug It Up” tells the story of Mr. Jeffrey, an amateur archaeologist in rural England, who discovers a mysterious ancient stone sarcophagus in his garden. Against the warnings and superstitions of his housekeeper, Mrs. Gracie, and other townsfolk, Mr. Jeffrey opens the sarcophagus, unleashing deadly supernatural forces tied to ancient Roman and Egyptian myth.
The episode masterfully blends themes of curiosity, hubris, superstition, and the perils of disturbing what should remain buried, all set in the atmospheric style of old-time radio horror.
"There's some things best left deep under the ground."
— Mrs. Gracie (07:10)
"I'm proper authority on Roman things. … Here you are, Mr. Coffin. Just where I made them put you. … I'll open you up myself right now."
— Mr. Jeffrey (13:44, 15:07)
"A lion's head and the body of a woman."
— Reverend (17:33)"A minute ago I felt cold stone, and now it's warm."
— Mr. Jeffrey (18:18)
"A flame came out of the statue."
— Mr. Elkington (25:33)
"The lioness-headed goddess Sekhmet… they worshipped her as the goddess of fire."
— Professor Thompson (25:57)
This Lights Out episode remains a classic for its blend of archaeological curiosity, supernatural peril, and atmospheric radio storytelling. At its heart is a warning: sometimes, what lies buried in the past should remain undisturbed. Arch Oboler’s script laces horror with sly historical references, resulting in an episode that's both chilling and thought-provoking, especially for fans of supernatural and old-time radio drama.
(For further gothic chills and mysteries, check out Harold's Old Time Radio’s other classic episodes.)