
Love On The Line xx-xx-xx (b1) Aunt Prissy won't let Peggy go to the football banquet
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A
Your girl soccer team is on a roll. Time for Drive up at Target. It's sunscreen and Gatorade for them. And you add a Starbucks cold brew for you just in time for the goals. Drive Up. That's ready when you are. Only in the Target app. Just tap Target.
B
Aw, hello there, Mr. Paul. The worst has come to pass.
C
Oh, yeah, I know. Golly, Peggy, dear, I can't talk like Minnie. Not on the spur of the moment anyhow. That takes practice.
B
Well, Andy says I can't go to the football banquet with you or anybody else.
C
Not even with Emory?
B
Not even with Emory. And do you know what I found out today? How come Andy knows all about me and you?
C
Well, I'd sure like to know how. Then it wasn't a hunch.
B
It didn't. Not that dreadful old busybody Mrs. Crawford done up and snitched on us.
C
You mean Butcher's Ma?
B
She most surely did all about us talking on the telephone and meeting in the park and down at Posy's Ice Cream Emporium and everything.
C
Well, I'd like to know how Mrs. Crawford knows about Butch. That's it. That son of hers, he's jealous. Cause he's got a yen for you too. Boy, oh, boy. When my leg's back in good shape again, I'm gonna trounce him within an inch of his life.
B
I just hope you do worse than you did the last time when he was making fun of my way of talking.
C
I think it's a shame you not being allowed to go to the football banquet. Gosh, I might as well stay home too. Because I won't have any fun if you're not there.
B
Oh, no, Master Paul. You must go, by all.
C
Well, I suppose I'll have to, but I don't like to. Oh, say, do you know what?
B
No.
C
Why, Uncle Joe is still sober.
B
Oh, dear. Tell him.
C
You know, that talk I had with him the other night must have done wonders for him. He's been cold sober ever since.
B
He has? Oh, how wonderful. And has he talked with Senator Sprottle about my papa's wonderful war end, ain't she?
C
No, not yet. The senator being home from Washington, he's sort of relaxing. And Uncle Joe's waiting till the senator's sober enough to listen.
B
Goodness gracious. If all senators was like Senator Spraddle.
C
You know what Pa says. If they were all as lazy as Senator Sprattle, us taxpayers might get arrest. Say, honey, couldn't I see you tonight in the park?
B
Oh, dear me, sirs, I should say not. Annie won't let me go out of the house unaccompanied.
C
Well, who accompanies you?
B
My dear old Mammy doll.
C
Your old colored mammy?
B
Uh huh.
C
Like they got in the movies?
B
Uh huh.
C
Well then meet me in the park with Mammy doll. I bet she's got a sense of humor and a sweet tooth.
B
She's got a sense of humor, but she ain't got no sweet tooth.
C
She hasn't?
B
No. She hasn't got any teeth. She's so very old.
C
Well, you meet me in the park with Mammy Doll and I'll bring her a bag of chocolate drops and see how we make out. Bye now.
B
All right, Paul, but it's taking chances.
C
Bye now.
B
Bye.
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Host: Harolds Old Time Radio
Episode Date: August 25, 2025
This episode of "Love On The Line" showcases a slice of small-town Americana from the Golden Age of Radio. The story centers on Peggy, a young woman forbidden by her strict guardian Aunt Prissy from attending the highly-anticipated football banquet. Through playful and heartfelt telephone conversations, listeners are drawn into Peggy’s world of adolescent longing, meddling neighbors, and the simple, sweet drama of young love.
Peggy (B): “Well, Andy says I can't go to the football banquet with you or anybody else.” (00:34)
Peggy (B): “Not that dreadful old busybody Mrs. Crawford done up and snitched on us.” (00:53)
Paul (C): “That son of hers, he's jealous. Cause he's got a yen for you too.” (01:11)
Paul (C): “Gosh, I might as well stay home too. Because I won't have any fun if you're not there.” (01:31)
Peggy (B): “Oh, no, Master Paul. You must go, by all.” (01:43)
Paul (C): “You know, that talk I had with him the other night must have done wonders for him. He's been cold sober ever since.” (01:57)
Peggy (B): “Oh, how wonderful. And has he talked with Senator Sprottle about my papa's wonderful war end, ain't she?” (02:02)
Paul (C): “Well then meet me in the park with Mammy doll. I bet she's got a sense of humor and a sweet tooth.” (02:48)
Peggy (B): “She's got a sense of humor, but she ain't got no sweet tooth… She hasn't got any teeth. She's so very old.” (02:54 & 02:59)
“Not that dreadful old busybody Mrs. Crawford done up and snitched on us.” – Peggy (00:53)
“When my leg's back in good shape again, I'm gonna trounce him within an inch of his life.” – Paul (01:13)
“You know, that talk I had with him the other night must have done wonders for him. He's been cold sober ever since.” – Paul (01:57)
“She's got a sense of humor, but she ain't got no sweet tooth… She hasn't got any teeth.” – Peggy (02:54/02:59)
The episode is warm, nostalgic, and humorously melodramatic. Dialogues are laced with period-appropriate expressions, fond teasing, and a slice-of-life charm characteristic of 1940s radio drama. The melodrama is lightened with jokes and affectionate banter, highlighting the innocence, obstacles, and optimism of young love in a close-knit community.