Lux Radio Theatre - Practically Yours

Summary

Podcast Summary: Lux Radio Theatre – "Practically Yours"

Podcast: Harold’s Old Time Radio
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Original Air Date: July 6, 2026 (rebroadcast; original show from Golden Age of Radio)
Episode Theme: Classic radio play adaptation of the Paramount film "Practically Yours," blending romantic comedy and farce against a backdrop of wartime America.

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Episode Overview

This episode features a full audio dramatization of "Practically Yours", starring Claudette Colbert as Peggy Martin and Ray Milland as Lieutenant Dan Bellamy. The story is a comedic, heartwarming farce surrounding a returning WW2 hero, a mistaken romance, and an important dog—all providing a cathartic escape during the challenging years after the war.

Theme:

• Mistaken identity and love during wartime
• The impact of public heroism and private confusion
• Satirical take on fame, media, and romance

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Key Discussion Points and Storyline

1. Opening & Introduction

[00:41–02:58]

• Host John Cromwell introduces the season premiere with marquees bright and a promise of laughter for a war-weary nation.

  “The curtain rises on our 12th season ... tonight it rises strictly on laughter, upon a rollicking farce ... a returning hero ... a fiancé he hardly knows, a jealously obnoxious rival, and a dog.” —John Cromwell [01:00]

2. Act I: The Mistaken Hero

[03:31–25:58]

• Peggy and her coworkers gather to listen to a radio program commemorating fallen war hero Lt. Bellamy, formerly of the Prudential Typewriter Company.
• In a dramatic radio reenactment, Dan’s "final words" seem directed to Peggy (“One more look at Peggy ... I wish I could walk with her through Central Park and kiss the tip of her nose.” —Lt. Bellamy [06:09])
• The nation believes Peggy was Lt. Bellamy’s beloved; she’s swept into painful fame and asked to speak on behalf of war bond efforts and appear in newsreels.
• A twist: Dan is discovered alive—the pilot's death was misreported!

  “Lieutenant Bellamy has been found. He's alive ... he was picked up by a Navy patrol boat ... even a scratch.” —Mr. Meglin [10:14]

• Hilarity begins as Dan protests that his words were not about a woman, but his dog, Piggy.

3. Complications and Charade

[28:10–44:29]

• Peggy and Dan agree to keep up appearances to maintain morale; they feign romance through public engagements.
• Scene highlights:
  • Dan's reunion with his actual love, Piggy the dog.
  • Awkward encounters with Peggy’s coworker and mild suitor, Albert Beagle, who reveals feelings for Peggy and becomes an unwitting participant in the pretense.
  • Forced intimacy and comic misunderstandings, including a dance lesson where Dan tries to "needle" Albert into proposing to Peggy.
• Satirical depiction of media attention, the pressures of hero status, and the expectations placed on returning servicemen.

4. Public & Private Revelations

[47:19–59:09]

• The faux engagement begins to unravel as Peggy, Dan, and Albert try to extricate themselves from the lies.
• The episode poignantly touches on the war’s toll: Peggy’s encounter with Helen Macy, a widow awaiting grim wartime news, illustrates the somber reality behind the comedic farce.

  “Her husband was on the Lincoln ... It just isn't right for her to get the news like that, read it in a newspaper.” —Peggy Martin [51:29]

• Public obligations (photographs, charity appearances) keep Peggy and Dan in the spotlight, with scenes that lampoon everything from publicity stunts to Red Cross photo shoots (“Kissing a beautiful woman is different from sinking a ship.” —Mr. Lacrosse, photographer [55:24])

5. Resolution: Love Wins and Wartime Hope

[59:10–66:00]

• Albert Beagle (in classic comic sidekick style) attempts to propose to Peggy, offering her a team-bought apartment, but is gently rebuffed.
• The emotional climax: Dan finally admits his love for Peggy. Despite a comical, public wedding staged at a Navy ship launching, their real feelings surface:

  “I love you. But I’m not gonna be carrying a torch all over the South Pacific ... we’re gonna get married.” —Lt. Dan Bellamy [59:41] “I love him more than I ever thought I could love anyone.” —Peggy Martin [53:17]

• The happy couple celebrates their marriage (and a much-desired sponge cake), wrapping up complications and tying the farcical threads into a postwar dream ending.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Dan’s Comic Confession:

  “I wasn’t thinking about a girl. I was talking about Piggy. Piggy? My dog, Piggy!” —Lt. Dan Bellamy [14:07]

• Peggy on Being Swept Up by Events:

  “Oh, it doesn’t seem right talking about him like this. Not now ... The program’s on already." —Peggy Martin [04:10]

• Albert’s Earnestness:

  “While I will not admit the best man won, still I extend to you my congratulations.” —Albert Beagle [23:16]

• On the Perils of Fame:

  “That was me on the screen, see? And if I want to give myself the bird, I can ... But you’re not you anymore. You’re Dick Tracy. You’re Superman.” —Lt. Bellamy and Peggy [37:24–37:31]

• Revelation and Resolution:

  “Peggy, I know when I’m licked. I love you ... we’re gonna get married.” —Lt. Dan Bellamy [59:41]

• Closing Wisdom:

  “She told me the one thing she regrets is that she lost two weeks making up her mind before she married him.” —Peggy Martin [60:46]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:58] – John Cromwell’s opening address to listeners
• [06:09] – Dan’s “last words” (misunderstood confession)
• [10:14] – News break: Dan is alive!
• [14:07] – The truth about Piggy the dog
• [23:01] – Albert Beagle’s confession to Peggy
• [25:58] – End of Act I
• [32:43] – Peggy and Dan awkwardly plan their dates to maintain appearances
• [37:24]–[37:31] – Satire on hero worship and loss of privacy
• [53:17] – Peggy admits her love for Dan
• [59:41] – The proposal is finally made
• [64:03–65:02] – Wedding at the ship launch
• [65:14] – Newlyweds settle in with Piggy and celebrate

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Overall Tone and Style

• Upbeat, quick-witted, and warm
• Full of comic misunderstanding, affectionate banter, patriotic sentimentality, and the gentle social satire emblematic of 1940s radio plays.
• Playful yet demonstrating genuine heart—a feel-good escapist romance for audiences hungry for hope and humor after wartime hardship.

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Legacy and Closing

[65:56–66:42]
Cast and creative team (Colbert, Milland, Cromwell) banter after the curtain call about radio, career highlights, and the enduring appeal of Luxe Soap, reinforcing that these were top-tier Hollywood stars appearing for a listening nation.

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Takeaway

“Practically Yours” offers both laughter and a subtle reflection on homefront heroism, the power of media, and the collision of public myths and private foibles. The performances by Colbert and Milland, combined with the era’s unmistakable tone of hope, make this a Golden Age classic—a sweet comic salve for anyone living through anxious times.

Transcript

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[Radio Host]

Deluxe Radio Theater brings you Claudette Colbert

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

and Ray Milan in Practically Yours.

[Radio Host]

Ladies and gentlemen, your guest producer, Mr. John Cromwell.

[John Cromwell]

Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. With our marquee lights ablaze, our theater crowded welcome to another night opening night at the Lux Radio Theater. Not in Hollywood alone, but clear across the continent. From city homes to lonely country farms and to our men and women overseas. The curtain rises on our 12th season on the air. And tonight it rises straight, strictly on laughter upon a rollicking farce with two of your favorite Hollywood players, Claudette Colbert in her original screen role and Ray Millan. Supported by an all star cast. They appear in Practically Yours from Paramount Studios, who are currently celebrating a third of a century of public entertainment. And I know of no more hilarious sample of that entertainment. Than tonight's story of a returning hero who finds himself caught between a fiance he hardly knows, a jealously obnoxious rival and a dog. Just how important a wire haired terrier can be in human destiny, you'll shortly learn. In a world still suffering from the shock of war and faced with difficult problems of recovery, this national theater can, I believe, do much to cheer our hearts and rest our minds with laughter, excitement and suspicion. That will be our goal throughout the coming season. With, we hope, your earnest criticism and advice for you, as we have often said, are the real sponsors of this theater. You and Lux. Your loyalty has been a challenge to us. To present the best that we can find in stars and plays. We sincerely trust that your friendship to this theater, like your preference for luxe toilet soap, will be rewarded by continued satisfaction. Now, as tens of millions thrill to the theater's greatest annual opening, our curtain rises on Act 1 of Practically Yours. With Claudette Colbert as Peggy and Ray Milland as Lieutenant Bellamy. A modest apartment in midtown New York City. In the combination bedroom and living room, two girls talk quietly. On a table are day's newspapers. They're blaring headlines proclaiming the heroism of a young Navy flyer. One of the girls looks at her watch and then at the radio. It's almost 8 o'.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Clock.

[Grace]

You know, Peggy, I bet everybody in the Prudential Typewriter Company is doing just what we're doing right now. Waiting for that radio program.

[Peggy Martin]

The whole country will be listening.

[Grace]

Lot of good it'll do him now. Dan Bellamy, out there in the middle of the Pacific, dead, blown to pieces.

[Peggy Martin]

To think he used to work with us, Grace. Right there in Accounts Receivable. Peggy.

[Helen Macy]

Hmm?

[Grace]

Peggy, were you in love with Dan?

[Peggy Martin]

It's eight o'.

[Virginia Wells]

Clock.

[Peggy Martin]

You better turn on the radio.

[Grace]

Yeah. Were you in love with him, Peggy?

[Peggy Martin]

How could I have been in love with him? He hardly even looked at me.

[Grace]

But you went for him, didn't you?

[Peggy Martin]

What girl didn't go for him? Oh, it doesn't seem right talking about him like this. Not now, oh, nearly three years ago. The program's on already.

[Grace]

We've been missing. You watch that darn clock of ours now.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Lieutenant Bellamy is dead.

[Commander Harper]

Single handed. This intrepid young flier sent a Japanese carrier to bottom of the Pacific, as we all know. But what we didn't know is that the last words of this hero were a court for all posterity. Words that you will hear shortly. To tell you more about this, here is United States Senator James L. Cowley.

[Grace]

Senator Cowley. Gosh.

[Uncle Ben]

Two days ago, Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy thanked

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

the Japanese carrier Kyujo by deliberately diving

[Uncle Ben]

his plane into the enemy ship. A few seconds before meeting his death, Lieutenant Bellamy was in radio contact with another Navy plane. His conversation with this plane was picked up and recorded by a Navy monitor. You will now hear a copy of that recording. The last words of an American hero. Fellow Americans, will you join me please, in rising.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Can you hear me, Adams? Adams, can you hear me?

[Peggy Martin]

That's his voice.

[Grace]

That stands for.

[Peggy Martin]

He's talking to that other plane.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I hear you, Bellamy. Remember, you don't have a bomb site.

[Uncle Ben]

Just keep.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

And when you're sure you've got it, drop those demolitions. Don't worry, I won't miss. You know, I've heard of guys doing something like this. Always wondered how they made up their minds. Nobody wants to go, but when a chance like this comes along, it's just too big a bargain to pass up. That's why I'm going into a dive. Adams, don't be crazy. Bellamy, you'll never be able to pull out of it. You've got two demolitions.

[Mr. Meglin]

Drop them and get out of there.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

There's only one way to get that baby for sure. Adams. I've got a dive. I think I'll start about 8,000 that's a nice round number. You know what you're doing, fella? I know. I wonder where I'd rather be right now than here. You laugh, Adams, but I can't think of any better place than a Prudential Typewriter Company sitting at my old desk. A third one from the end.

[Albert Bigelow]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I wish I could do that just once more. One more look at Piggy. I wish I could walk with her through Central park and kiss the tip of her nose. Well, this is it. 8,000ft.

[Mr. Meglin]

Okay, Tojo.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

My compliments, the Emperor of Japan.

[John Cromwell]

Dan.

[Peggy Martin]

Dan. Peggy, I can't listen anymore.

[Helen Macy]

Turn it off, Grace.

[Mr. Meglin]

Turn it off.

[Virginia Wells]

Sure, honey.

[Helen Macy]

Turn it off.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, d.

[Grace]

You sure you don't want a doctor? Peggy, how do you feel?

[Peggy Martin]

I'm perfectly all right. I hadn't fainted since I was a kid.

[Grace]

Better lie down, dear.

[Peggy Martin]

Grace, did you hear what he said? Did you hear what Dan said on the radio?

[Grace]

Oh, Peggy.

[Helen Macy]

He wanted to look at me once more. He wanted to walk with me in Central Park.

[Grace]

Peggy, I just don't know what to say.

[Peggy Martin]

I never knew Dan loved me. I never imagined he loved me.

[Grace]

Peggy, Mr. Meglin's coming to see you.

[Peggy Martin]

You remember how we used to go

[Helen Macy]

to lunch with four or five of us?

[Peggy Martin]

Sometimes Dan would come along. He'd sit near me sometimes.

[Helen Macy]

But he never said anything special.

[Peggy Martin]

Not that I can remember.

[Helen Macy]

Let me say something.

[Grace]

Peggy, did you hear what I said? He's coming here right away. Mr. Meglin, the president of the company. He just telephoned. He heard it on the radio.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, that's very nice of him. Oh, dad, why didn't you tell him?

[Mr. Meglin]

And so I just wanted you to know how sorry I am, Miss Peggy. And at the same time, how I share the tremendous pride you must feel.

[Peggy Martin]

Thank you, Mr. Magdalen.

[Mr. Meglin]

Well, I'll be running along. Oh, by the way, there's a big bond drive on the radio tomorrow night, and they'd like you to say a few words. And after all, as Dan Bellamy's Sweetheart

[Peggy Martin]

Talk on the radio.

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, they'll furnish the speech, of course, if you'd rather not.

[Grace]

Oh, no.

[Peggy Martin]

I'd be glad to do it if you think it would do any good.

[Mr. Meglin]

Ah, that's very noble of you. Oh, don't think of coming to work tomorrow, Mr. Magellan.

[Peggy Martin]

We're so far behind.

[Mr. Meglin]

Nonsense. Save your strength for the broadcast. Oh, the newsreel people also called. And after the broadcast, they'd like to get a little something for the newsreels.

[Peggy Martin]

Yes, I see.

[Mr. Meglin]

Now, don't worry. I'll stop by here tomorrow and we'll work out everything.

[Peggy Martin]

I'll do my best, Mr. Magdalen. Thank you. And so, fellow women of the radio audience, I say, draw on the strength that is within you. The moral strength women have had to develop through the ages. We also serve, who only stand and wait. So wait and pray and work. For no matter how small is your contribution to the war effort, it's bound to help end this terrible war sooner. And maybe one woman somewhere will have the man she loves in her arms again. The man she otherwise might have lost forever. Thank you.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Thank you, Ms. Martin. Ladies and gentlemen, when you hear such stirring thoughts, it can remind you only of one thing. The war bonds of today.

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, you were wonderful, Peggy. Wonderful.

[Peggy Martin]

Aren't we going to stay for the rest of the program, Mr. Meglin?

[Mr. Meglin]

Those newsreel people, my dear, remember?

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, that's right.

[Mr. Meglin]

They're in the publicity office. This way, Peggy.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

To it, Ms. Martin. You just face the camera and start talking. You can just say the same thing you just now said on the radio.

[Peggy Martin]

Yes. To you women whose men are fighting in the service of our.

[Albert Bigelow]

No, no, not yet.

[Commander Harper]

Yes, Martin.

[Albert Beagle]

I'll tell you when to begin.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant to start.

[Mr. Meglin]

Excuse me, Mr. Ellis? In here.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What is it?

[Mr. Meglin]

Just got a news flash on the teletype, Mr. Ellis. The newsroom told me to tell you right away.

[Commander Harper]

Tell me what?

[Mr. Meglin]

Lieutenant Bellamy has been found. He's alive.

[Helen Macy]

Alive?

[Peggy Martin]

But what do you mean?

[Mr. Meglin]

Well, it seems that when he hit that Jap carrier with his bombs, the force of the explosions threw his plane

[Commander Harper]

out of the dive.

[Mr. Meglin]

Anyway, he was picked up by a Navy patrol boat and he's safe. Not even a scratch.

[Peggy Martin]

I don't understand you. Oh, you're not all just saying this for some reason on account of the newsreading.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What else did it say?

[Uncle Ben]

What else?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Hold on to your hat.

[Mr. Meglin]

They're flying Lieutenant Bellamy back home right now. He'll be back in New York tomorrow.

[Peggy Martin]

Here tomorrow.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Grab her, Mr. McGill, and she's gonna faint. Hold her like that and start those cameras, Cal.

[Mr. Meglin]

Go on.

[Helen Macy]

Roll em.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, boy.

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[Mr. Meglin]

Navy hero back from Pacific.

[Albert Beagle]

Miracle man Dan Bellamy flying across country.

[Mr. Meglin]

Gigantic welcome for Bellamy at LaGuardia Airport.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

New York Thunders welcome to returning her.

[Grace]

Hello?

[Peggy Martin]

Hello? I can't hear you, Mr. Meglin. Are you still at the airport?

[Mr. Meglin]

Yes. Can you hear them cheering?

[Peggy Martin]

How's Dan? How does he look?

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, he's fine. I called to tell you that he might be delayed.

[Virginia Wells]

What?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Delayed?

[Mr. Meglin]

There must be 50,000 people here. They won't let him go. Be sure to stay there with Mrs. Maitland, won't you?

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, I will.

[Virginia Wells]

I will.

[Mr. Meglin]

I'm leaving now, but I've arranged everything with his uncle.

[Helen Macy]

Who?

[Mr. Meglin]

Dan's uncle. His Uncle Ben. His uncle's gonna drive him to the house. Oh, will Dan be surprised when he sees you. So just you sit tight and you'll have Dan belly me in your arms in just about 30 minutes.

[Peggy Martin]

Goodbye. In my arms? In my arms in 30 minutes.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Holy mackerel. Didn't think we'd ever get away. Why don't you warn me, Uncle Ben?

[Uncle Ben]

That's what happens when you're a hero, son.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

That's one word I never want to hear again. Hey, where are we going?

[Uncle Ben]

It's a sort of a surprise, Dan. Your old boss wants to see you, Mr. Maglin.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

He does? Well, that's swell. Sure get a kick out of seeing the old office again.

[Uncle Ben]

Except we're going to Mr. Maglin's house. I'm dropping you off there. Oh, Dan, Weren't you just a little disappointed that she wasn't at the airport?

[Albert Bigelow]

Who?

[Mr. Meglin]

Your girl, of course.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Girl? Which girl?

[Uncle Ben]

Now, son, don't try to fool your Uncle Ben, but I'd better tip you off. She's waiting for you at Mr. Magdalen's house.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Who's waiting for me in Mr. Meglin's house?

[Uncle Ben]

My Peggy, of course.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Your girl Peggy? I haven't any girl named Peggy.

[Uncle Ben]

Don't think, Dan. I heard you with my own ears. One more look At Peggy. I wish I could walk with her through Central Park. And I'd like to kiss the tip of her nose.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, Uncle Ben, somebody's made a mistake. I wasn't thinking about a girl. I was talking about Piggy. Piggy? My dog, Piggy.

[Uncle Ben]

Piggy? Piggy?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Why, sure. When I went away, I had to put Piggy in a kennel. I always wondered what would have happened to her if anything happened to me. Believe me, I spent more than one sleepless night worrying about Piggy.

[Uncle Ben]

You did, huh?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look, could we go over the kennels now? I'd sure like to see Piggy.

[Uncle Ben]

You better go straight to the Meglins. But I'll pick up the dog and bring her on over. Would you like that?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Would I? Yeah. I'll give you the address of the kennels. I've got the card here somewhere.

[Uncle Ben]

Dan, you sure it'll be all right? After all that girl.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I'll explain what happened, and that's all there'll be to it.

[Uncle Ben]

Well, I guess if you handle a Jap carrier, you can handle it.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Come to think. Well, it's pretty funny. Or is it?

[Mr. Meglin]

Welcome. Welcome home. Come in, son. Come right in.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, thanks very much. Mr. Meglin.

[Mr. Meglin]

Lieutenant Bellamy, meet Mrs. Meglin.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

How do you do?

[Mrs. Meglin]

My goodness, you're a big boy, aren't you?

[Mr. Meglin]

This is Commander Harper, Lieutenant.

[Commander Harper]

Congratulations, Bellamy.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Thank you, sir.

[Mr. Meglin]

You see, Dan, we're not making typewriters anymore. No, sir. Everything is for the war effort. Commander Harper sees to it that we turn it out fast enough.

[Commander Harper]

You can relax, Lieutenant. Your ex boss and I are very old friends.

[Mr. Meglin]

And now, Lieutenant, if you'll close your eyes.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Close my eyes?

[Mr. Meglin]

That's it. Come in, Peggy.

[Peggy Martin]

Here he is.

[Mr. Meglin]

Dan's home, my dear.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, Dan.

[Mr. Meglin]

Huh?

[Mrs. Meglin]

You may open your eyes now.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, thanks.

[Mr. Meglin]

Well, just don't stand there, Peggy. What he wants is a nice big kiss.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I wouldn't mind that at all, but.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, Peggy. Oh, Dan,

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I didn't get anything like that at the airport.

[Peggy Martin]

Dan, you're. Well, you weren't hurt?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, I'm fine, Peggy.

[Mr. Meglin]

Just look at them, Commander. All they can do is just stare at each other.

[Peggy Martin]

Jason and Mrs. Naglen have been so wonderful, Dan.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, that's nice.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Come inside, everybody. We'll have a nice talk before dinner.

[Commander Harper]

Now then, how long is your leave?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

They said I'd have two weeks, sir.

[Peggy Martin]

Two whole weeks?

[Helen Macy]

Oh, Dan, that's wonderful.

[Mr. Meglin]

Well, son, you're going to live right here at this house.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, but, Mr. Magdalen, I. Harry, you're a commander.

[Mr. Meglin]

Command him.

[Commander Harper]

Well, I guess that's an order, Bellamy.

[Mr. Meglin]

But, Pegamy, you're staying here too. And you're not going back to work until his leave is over.

[Peggy Martin]

But we're awfully behind in accounts receivable.

[Mr. Meglin]

But don't you see what this all means, my dear? Thousands of women who haven't heard from their men folks for months can now feel hopeful. And if Dan can come through safely, why, anybody can.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

But, look, I think it's time I said something to Peggy.

[Mr. Meglin]

And I dare say you have one or two things to tell him.

[Peggy Martin]

Hey, Peggy, I just don't know where to begin. Oh, I'm so happy I could cry.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look, Peggy, could I talk to you alone for a minute?

[Peggy Martin]

Of course.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

You see.

[Uncle Ben]

I beg your pardon, Mr. Maitland. Gentlemen, to see Lieutenant Bellamy. It's Uncle Ben.

[Mr. Meglin]

Well, have him come in.

[Uncle Ben]

Yes. Excuse me, folks. Up there with one of Dan's old friends. Go get him, girl.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

It's her.

[Mr. Meglin]

It's my dog. Oh.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, well, well. Say, you are glad to see me, aren't you? Come on, now, give me a little kiss. That's it. Missed me a little, didn't you, huh?

[Uncle Ben]

Well, Dan, I knew you wanted to see Porky and I knew Porky wanted to see you. So I brought Porky down here.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Am I glad to see Porky.

[Peggy Martin]

I just love dogs.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Cute little things. Isn't she, Peggy? A little excited, I guess. Hasn't seen me in quite a while.

[Peggy Martin]

How do you think I feel?

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, Uncle Ben, how about a drink, eh?

[Uncle Ben]

I'd sure like one, but I've got to get home to Jersey. Well, then, can I drop you off somewhere?

[Mrs. Meglin]

We've appropriated your nephew for the next two weeks. Uncle Ben, huh?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yeah, yeah. You better run along, Uncle Ben. I'll get in touch with you later on.

[Uncle Ben]

But.

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh.

[Uncle Ben]

Oh, dear. What about Porky?

[Mr. Meglin]

Porky's gonna stay right here with his master. Aren't you, Porky?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

You see.

[Uncle Ben]

Well, I. Well, goodbye, everybody. Good luck, Dan.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Thanks, Uncle Ben.

[Mr. Meglin]

You know, Mother, I just had an idea. I think Dan and Peggy ought to take on a good show tomorrow night.

[Mrs. Meglin]

What did you say, Marvin?

[Mr. Meglin]

I said Dan and Peggy ought to take in a good show tomorrow night.

[Peggy Martin]

Peggy? Oh, I think that would be fine.

[Mr. Meglin]

What show would you like, Dan?

[Mrs. Meglin]

Well, I'm afraid Dan hasn't had much time to keep up with the current theater.

[Mr. Meglin]

Marvin, Any ideas, Peggy? Hello, Porky. Good doggy. Down. Down, Porky.

[Albert Bigelow]

That's it.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, it's really all up to Dan, Peggy.

[Mr. Meglin]

Never give a man the right to make decisions. Oh, Hello. Hello, Porky. No, no, no, Porky. Not on my lap, please. Down, Porky.

[Uncle Ben]

Down.

[Mr. Meglin]

Down.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Stop licking Mr. Maglin, Porky.

[Mr. Meglin]

No, no, no, no, Porky. No, no. Down.

[Uncle Ben]

Down.

[Mr. Meglin]

She's a friendly little thing, isn't she?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Lie down, Porky. That's better. Sorry, Mother.

[Mr. Meglin]

We've got to give those children a slap. Bang up wedding. Cross swords and everything. What would you think of that, Peggy?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, that dog is certainly crazy about you, Mr. Magnus.

[Mr. Meglin]

Yes, isn't she? You know, all dogs are just crazy about me.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

About that show tomorrow night. Why don't we go to a musical comedy?

[Peggy Martin]

Peggy, we have five names.

[Mrs. Meglin]

But about your wedding. Now, two weeks is a very short time to arrange for such a big affair.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, you know, that reminds me. One day we were flying back from a mission and we ran out of gas. Now, the only place that we could.

[Uncle Ben]

Dinner is served, Mrs. Macklin.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, let's eat, shall we? Gosh, I'm starved.

[Peggy Martin]

Dan, about the wedding and I'll finish

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

the story at dinner. And after that, I've got about a dozen others. If I can make them up. If I can think of them like the one about our Chapin boy. That'll be really killy, Mr. Man. It seems that.

[Peggy Martin]

Where's Dan? In the living room, Mrs. Magdalen, with thought.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Good. The rest of us will go out on a terrace. You can have him all to yourself. Oh, just one thing, darling. I'd like to give you your tussaud as a wedding present. Hush, now. I insist.

[Peggy Martin]

I just don't know how to thank you. I didn't think it was possible to be this happy. You know, I think every girl wants to wait for her ideal. But sometimes she gets frightened that she won't find him. So she marries the first man who comes along and tries to be contented. But it isn't contentment you dream about. It's love and being loved when I realize that Dan's last thought was of me. But no girl has ever been sure that she was loved that much. You'll never be sorry that he loved me. Never. I promised that.

[Mrs. Meglin]

You're such a nice girl, Peggy. Now, don't waste another time. Look, I'm talking to you. You run along

[Helen Macy]

the afternoon.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, Peggy. Sure, sure. Corky and I were just running over some old tricks. Where are the others?

[Peggy Martin]

Out on the terrace.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I guess we're all alone in her.

[Peggy Martin]

They wanted us to be. Dan, you're worried about something for me? Oh, please don't worry about it. I really don't care anything about a Big wedding.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, that's fine, but I.

[Peggy Martin]

You know what I've been doing?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

No.

[Peggy Martin]

Ever since the word came about you and what you said just before you crashed I've been going over and over what I'd say to you the first time we were alone. We're really sort of strangers, aren't we?

[Albert Bigelow]

Yes.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yes, we are.

[Peggy Martin]

I used to sit at my desk and look at you. Well, you seem to be the prince on the white horse that every woman dreams about.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Really? Well, you should have told me.

[Peggy Martin]

I never had the chance. You always seem so.

[Uncle Ben]

Pardon me.

[Albert Bigelow]

Yes?

[Uncle Ben]

A gentleman on the phone for Ms. Martin.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, thank you.

[Uncle Ben]

A Mr. Albert Bigelow. He says he's account receivable.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, yes, thank you.

[Uncle Ben]

You can take the call in the library.

[Peggy Martin]

I'll be right back. Dan.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Take your time.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Come here.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Come here. Fine friend you turned out to be. You see what they got cooked up for me? A marriage, that's all. And it's all your fault. Now, look at me. You and I are gonna have a very serious discussion right now.

[Peggy Martin]

Back then. Hello, Mr. Bigill.

[Albert Beagle]

Good evening, Ms. Martin. I'm here at the office trying to bring your work up to date, but I can't find the Johnson account.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, well, whenever I've checked an account, Mr. Beguel, I always put a paper clip on it. It's my code.

[Albert Beagle]

Paper clip. But I can't find Johnson in the file anywhere. I've gone through all the J's twice.

[Peggy Martin]

So it's under the P. For Johnson? No, for paper clips. Oh, well, don't you see how simple it is?

[Albert Beagle]

Yes, I see. Ms. Martin, I must congratulate you for your good fortune.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, thank you, Mr. Bigel.

[Albert Beagle]

And I might as well tell you. I asked you out twice and you refused. I pretended to be casual about your refusals but I was much fonder of you than you realized.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, Mr. Begail, I had no idea you felt that way about me.

[Albert Beagle]

Yes. I selected you as the object of my serious. And while I will not admit the best man won still I extend to you my congratulations.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, well, thank you very much. Thank you. Good night, Mr. McGill.

[Albert Beagle]

Well, good night.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Gotta find a way out of this, Piggy. Understand, we don't want to hurt the lady's feelings. We're not getting married. You hear this. Your name is not Piggy, and it isn't Peggy. That's the lady's name. It's Porky, remember that. Ought to be having a woman boss you around instead of me.

[Peggy Martin]

Sorry to have been so long, Dan.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Everything all Right.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, yes. Everything's fine. Do you think Piggy should go for a walk?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, no, no, no. She's. Did you say Piggy?

[Peggy Martin]

I just heard you talking to her.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, it's not your fault. If I'd only lose my head, I'd have known it wasn't true. You never gave me any indication of being in love with me. I was carried away, I guess. What woman wouldn't be when a man was dying with her name on his lip?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I wanted to tell you right away, but everybody was making such a big thing of it.

[Peggy Martin]

Last night I spoke on the radio. They called me your fiance, and I made a newsreel. When the word came in that you were still alive, I fainted. It's a very comical situation, isn't it?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yeah, except nobody's laughing.

[Peggy Martin]

And those people all over the country who went to church and prayed for us and lighted candles for us. Yeah, well, they mustn't find out.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

How are you gonna stop them?

[Peggy Martin]

By keeping this up for the next two weeks, huh? Until you leave. Look, Dan, in six months, no one will even remember our names.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I sort of had other plans.

[Peggy Martin]

Do you want to tell the world that they've been weeping over us for nothing? That it was all because my name was mixed up with your dog's name?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

No, I guess not.

[Peggy Martin]

We could pretend for two weeks, couldn't we?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Sure we could. Okay.

[Peggy Martin]

I had expected to get married anyway, before all this happened.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, and Guy on the phone.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I'll see him first thing in the morning and explain everything.

[Peggy Martin]

No, no, no, no. Now, don't you give it another thought.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

But he must be quite a bit upset about all this. You better let me see him in square feet.

[Peggy Martin]

No, no, please.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

But I'd be glad to do it. What was his name again?

[Peggy Martin]

No, believe me, it's absolutely unnecessary. Good night.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Wait a minute.

[John Cromwell]

The curtain falls on Act 1 of practically yours starring Claudette Colbert and Ray Milan. We'll take time out for a brief intermission and a chat with Libby Collins, our Hollywood Reporter. What's new about the stars, Libby?

[Grace]

Why, Mr. Cromwell, Betty Hutton's news right now. I spent a day over at Paramount not long ago watching her make her latest picture and Century Blonde. Quite a day it was too. Well, I got all out of breath just watching her.

[John Cromwell]

She's a lively girl, all right.

[Grace]

Yes, she pranced through seven dance routines, rehearsed four songs and sizzled through a love scene with Arturo da Cordova. What a Texas guinan. She'll make.

[Radio Host]

With Betty's blonde hair and sparkling personality, she's a natural for the role of the famous nightclub queen.

[Grace]

That she is, Mr. Kennedy. Yet with all her bounce and liveliness, she's very feminine too. She. She has lovely, soft, smooth skin and she believes in taking care of it.

[Uncle Ben]

Aha.

[Radio Host]

Libby, here's where I'm going to ask you to give our audience Betty Hutton's tip on complexion care.

[Grace]

You're doing that, Mr. Kennedy, because you know she's a luxe girl, like nine out of 10 other top Hollywood stars. Well, I can tell you she's very serious about her luxe soap beauty care. Don't you think the women in our audience would like to know how Betty Hutton takes her daily active lather facial?

[Radio Host]

Go right ahead, Libby.

[Grace]

Well, here's what she says. I cover my face with luxe soap's creamy lather and work it in thoroughly. Then I rinse with warm water, splash on cold and pat my face dry with a soft towel. I find skin becomes lovelier so quickly with luxe soap care. It's a real beauty soap.

[Radio Host]

It's true that regular facials with luxe toilet soap really make skin lovelier. Recent tests proved it showed that actually three out of four complexions improved in a short time with this gentle daily care. Why don't you try it? You'll like the extra creamy lather, the way it leaves skin softer, smoother. And when you see those Technicolor close ups of Betty in Incendiary Blonde, remember what she says.

[Peggy Martin]

Luxe soap complexion care really works.

[Virginia Wells]

It's Hollywood's way to beauty.

[Radio Host]

Here's our guest producer, Mr. John Cromwell.

[John Cromwell]

We bring you act two of practically yours, starring Claudette Colbert as Peggy and Ray Milland as Lieutenant Bellamy. It's an hour later Peggy Martin has dried some bitter tears and dropped off to sleep. But in another guest room, Lieutenant Bellamy and his little dog, Piggy are still very much awake.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Now cut it out, stop kissing me and get under the covers. See the jam you've gotten me into? I gotta do something about that girl. I gotta square things with her boyfriend. Now, what name did the butler say when he phoned? George.

[Commander Harper]

Art?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

No. Albert. Yeah, Albert. Albert, that's right. Accounts Receivable. What was his last name?

[Uncle Ben]

Fox.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Albert Fox.

[Mr. Meglin]

Nah.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Lion? Rabbit? Wolf. Wolf, yeah. Probably is. No, no, it was some other kind. Some kind of a dog.

[Mr. Meglin]

Beagle?

[Albert Bigelow]

Bigel.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yeah, Albert Bigel accounts for some.

[Commander Harper]

That's it.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I've got to get to him first thing in the morning. Remember that first thing in the morning. It's a surprise. I told you, Peggy. A surprise. Now, hurry up.

[Peggy Martin]

Hurry up where? What surprise?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Why didn't there the library?

[Peggy Martin]

I want to finish my breakfast. Besides, after last night, I'm not especially crazy about your surprise.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Now, just you trust me.

[Peggy Martin]

I'm not crazy about trusting you either.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look, what do you want most in this world?

[Peggy Martin]

Go back and finish my coffee.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Wait till you see what I've got in here. See? There he is.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, no.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What's the matter with you? It's Albert.

[Albert Beagle]

Good morning, Peggy.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Peggy, say good morning to Albert.

[Peggy Martin]

Good morning.

[Albert Beagle]

He phoned me, Peggy. He said to come right down here.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Albert, last night, Peggy told me all about you two. And I understand I've broken up a beautiful romance.

[Albert Beagle]

Why, no, not at all. Miss Martin and I are mere friends. Not even bosom friends.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Now, don't you worry, Albert. I'm going to fix everything.

[Albert Beagle]

But you don't understand. Why. I've known about you and Ms. Martin for some time. Your relationship.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Our relationship.

[Peggy Martin]

May I say something, please? Please do, Dan. I'd like to talk to Albert.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Of course.

[Peggy Martin]

Alone. Oh, if you'll just step out in the hall.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

How's this?

[Peggy Martin]

Thank you. Albert.

[Albert Beagle]

Huh?

[Peggy Martin]

Albert, you know very well I never mentioned Dan to you. Not once.

[Albert Beagle]

Why, no. But I thought it would be nice if he thought that you. What's the matter?

[Peggy Martin]

You recall what you said to me last night on the phone?

[Albert Beagle]

I. I guess so.

[Peggy Martin]

Don't you still feel the same way about me?

[Albert Beagle]

Well, yes, but.

[Peggy Martin]

Then listen. You remember what Dan said that day when his plane was diving for that Japanese carrier?

[Albert Beagle]

He wanted to kiss the end of your nose.

[Peggy Martin]

Yes, except he said Piggy, not Peggy. Albert, do you know who Piggy is? So now that everybody's got mixed up and that's how I've made it. No. So that's how everybody got mixed up. And that's how I've made such a fool of myself. And now you're the only other person who knows. Mr. And Mrs. Meglin think everything's just wonderful.

[Albert Beagle]

A dog all the time. He meant a dog.

[Grace]

Albert.

[Peggy Martin]

I've just told you.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

You ready for me yet?

[Peggy Martin]

Come in. I've told Albert everything.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, well, I'll be out of here in a couple of weeks, so you have nothing to worry about. Beagle.

[Albert Beagle]

Beagle. Two L's.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Sorry. Guess it's just that I'm fond of dogs, huh? Well, the point is, we've got to keep this thing strictly between ourselves, understand?

[Peggy Martin]

You see, Albert, millions of people are expecting Dan and me to be happily in love.

[Albert Beagle]

But this seems to be in the nature of a hoax, a deception.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Exactly. But the morale of the whole nation is liable to suffer if we all don't do our part.

[Peggy Martin]

That's true.

[Helen Macy]

True.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

It's all set for two weeks. Peggy is my girl. And after that, you two are off to the races again.

[Peggy Martin]

Be careful. Mr. Magdalen's coming.

[Mr. Meglin]

Hey, what's going on out here? No.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Mr. Maglin, may I present my oldest and dearest friend, Mr. Albert Beagle. I took the liberty of asking him over for a few minutes.

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, how do you do, sir? I'm accounts receivable.

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, now, Peggy, this show you're going to see. Oh, are you going downtown now, Mr. Beagle?

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, yes, sir.

[Mr. Meglin]

Well, come on, then. They want to get rid of us. They want to walk in the park. He wants to kiss around the nose.

[Peggy Martin]

I can hardly wait.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

A very nice fellow, that Albert.

[Peggy Martin]

Do you mind if I finish my breakfast now?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, no, no, not at all. And then, since everybody's expecting it, we'd better take that walk in the park.

[Peggy Martin]

Now, wait a minute.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Now, what else we got to do?

[Peggy Martin]

Well, I guess if we're going to be seen together for two weeks, maybe we should find out something about each other.

[Mr. Meglin]

Sure.

[Peggy Martin]

But please, no more surprises.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yes, sir. That Albert's all right. Sharp as a tack.

[Peggy Martin]

Yeah. He may not be good looking, but I think it's easier to hold on to a man if he isn't too handsome.

[Radio Host]

Exactly.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I know if I were a girl, he'd be just the kind of fella I'd want to marry. You are going to marry him?

[Peggy Martin]

Well, there's nothing really definite.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, there isn't, huh? Well, you know, it wouldn't be too bad if people found out about us.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, I know.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

So I think we ought to leave Albert out of these dates you're gonna have. It'd be a lot better.

[Peggy Martin]

Better for whom? Do you know that the girls on the fourth floor held an election once? And guess who won?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Who?

[Peggy Martin]

You. They elected you the wolf most likely to succeed.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh,

[Albert Bigelow]

dead, huh?

[Peggy Martin]

Mm. It wasn't even close. The runner up only got three votes.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

How many girls on the floor?

[Peggy Martin]

120.

[Helen Macy]

Mm.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What three did I miss? I wonder?

[Peggy Martin]

I forget who the other two were.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, gosh, I just remembered something. Look, I. I've got an aunt I ought to go and see. I used to spend hours down in the South Pacific thinking of the wonderful sponge cake she makes. Of course, I wouldn't want to impose my relatives on you. So. No.

[Peggy Martin]

Look, Dan, this is your leave and you've certainly earned it. You go right ahead and get some of that wonderful sponge cake.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

All right. Well, what are you gonna do later on, say around 3 o'? Clock?

[Peggy Martin]

I'm going to the Newsreel Theater on 57th Street. I want to see myself on the screen.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Okay. Newsreel theater, three o'. Clock.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, goodbye.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Goodbye. Oh, say, I may be a little late. I've got a couple of aunts I want to see.

[Peggy Martin]

I'm sure you have. Maybe you'd like to bring them along. Goodbye.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Say, we timed it just right, huh?

[Peggy Martin]

Intermission.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Those seats okay?

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, fine. Say, what happened to your nose?

[Virginia Wells]

Huh?

[Peggy Martin]

Your nose, it's swollen.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh. Then.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, I can guess. Your aunt sponge cake's married now and her husband socked you, huh?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

No husband socked me. When this girl saw me, she threw her arms around me and started to cry. So I kissed her, naturally. And because I kissed her, she called me a beast. She said that was a fine way to treat you. Then she hit me on the nose. She wears costume jewelry.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, what a shame. How'd you make out with your other aunt?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, she works at a war plant. I won't be able to see her until about 2 o' clock in the morning.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, that's rather inconvenient.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I've been in the South Pacific for a year and a half. Nothing is inconvenient.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, tell me about it later. Here's our newsreel.

[Albert Bigelow]

The Atlas news headlines, actual scenes of our great hero, Lieutenant Bellamy, sinking the Japanese aircraft carrier. These pictures were made by a naval patrol near the spot at the time of Bellamy's amazing accomplishment. Watch this brave, this daring young American send his plane plummeting toward the enemy ship. As fast as the flight of sound, he streaks downward, meaning to sacrifice his young life to destroy that capped carrier.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

For the love of Mike. Hey, you, pipe down.

[Albert Bigelow]

And here you see the death blow. The indomitable courage of a great hero destroys the giant of the sea. And there it goes.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Listen, you.

[Albert Beagle]

Why ain't you over there?

[Albert Bigelow]

And here is our hero, sweetheart, Peggy Martin, receiving the news that he is alive.

[Grace]

That's me.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, no. I can't look like that.

[Albert Bigelow]

Suddenly she faints, overcome by the news that gave her back the man she loved.

[Commander Harper]

And here.

[Albert Bigelow]

Here is Lt. Bellamy's arrival in New York City. Look at his face. Look at those shining eyes, that determined

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

mouth, that heroic jaw, that stupid expression. You've got a stronger stomach than I have. Excuse me. Peggy. I got a Leak.

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, no.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

You ain't leaving. Now, just a second, mister. You've been making remarks, see, about a great guy. Well, I'm sorry.

[Albert Bigelow]

Shut up.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Got a uniform on, huh?

[Commander Harper]

Wait.

[Albert Bigelow]

You rented.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look, I'm trying to get out of here.

[Commander Harper]

Yell.

[Peggy Martin]

Huh?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Why, you Time Square commando.

[Helen Macy]

O, my nose.

[Peggy Martin]

How does your nose feel now?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

How did it stop bleeding? Big lug. If I hadn't been in uniform.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, we can slow down now. And I think that man acted very patriotically. The theater was dark. He didn't know you were Lieutenant Bellamy.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

That was me on the screen, see? And if I want to give myself the bird, I can.

[Peggy Martin]

But you're not you anymore. You're Dick Tracy. You're Superman.

[Grainger Announcer]

You're.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

You're Dan Bellamy, and I'm getting awful sick of it.

[Helen Macy]

Pardon me, please. Aren't you Lieutenant Bellamy?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Huh?

[Helen Macy]

I hate to impose upon you, but. Oh, you must be Ms. Martin. Yes. You don't know me. I'm Helen Macy. You see, my husband's also a pilot on an aircraft carrier. The Lincoln.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Lincoln.

[Helen Macy]

I just wondered. I thought you might know him. George Macy.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I. I've met quite a few of the fellows from the Lincoln.

[Virginia Wells]

Yeah.

[Peggy Martin]

Why, Danny, you must be the Macy you were telling me about. You were saying what a wonderful flyer he is.

[Mr. Meglin]

Huh?

[John Cromwell]

Oh.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, yeah, of course. George Macy. Yeah.

[Helen Macy]

Tony. When you saw him last, how was he?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, he was fine. Just fine.

[Helen Macy]

Please, what else? Doesn't have to be anything important.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, he's. He's very popular with the other pilots.

[Virginia Wells]

He is?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yes, indeed. I remember he was. He was captain of the squadron, volleyball team.

[Helen Macy]

His last letter seemed to indicate he'd be coming home soon.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I wouldn't know about that.

[Peggy Martin]

Couldn't you find out, Dan?

[Helen Macy]

Oh, no, no, he can't. Besides, I know George. He'd much rather surprise me.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, I hope he comes back soon, Mrs. Macy. But don't be too disappointed if it's a while yet. He's on a very dangerous job. They all are.

[Helen Macy]

Oh, he'll come back. I know he will.

[Peggy Martin]

I'm sure he will.

[Helen Macy]

That's my apartment just across the street. Would you care to come up? Just for tea, perhaps.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, thanks very much, but we'll really have to be going.

[Helen Macy]

Of course. You've both been very kind to give me this much of your precious time together. Well, Goodbye, Lieutenant. Goodbye, Ms. Martin.

[Peggy Martin]

Goodbye. Dan.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What?

[Peggy Martin]

Why didn't you want to talk to her?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I didn't know her husband. I had to make up something.

[Peggy Martin]

You're so good at making up Stories? Why didn't you make up something good instead of telling her about it being dangerous?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Lincoln was sunk three weeks ago. Most of her planes were lost. The fellow I know is a good friend of Macy's. Macy's dead? They'd be announcing it any day now.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, come on.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Let's get a taxi and go back to the Meglins. We've got a big night ahead of us. You and I and Albert. I better warn you, though, my tangle's pretty rusty.

[Albert Beagle]

My goodness, this has been quite an evening, hasn't it?

[Peggy Martin]

I should say so.

[Albert Beagle]

Dinner in that very expensive place, the Follies. And now our third nightclub.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

How about a dance, Peggy?

[Peggy Martin]

Would you mind?

[Grace]

Albert?

[Albert Beagle]

Right ahead. I'll just study the prices on the menu.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Albert, that's my hand you're holding under the table. I'm afraid you have to let go now.

[Albert Beagle]

Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Thanks, old man. We won't be long. Oh, that Albert's a prince. A wonderful, wonderful fellow. Yes, except he's bashful. So I've decided I'm going to do something nice for him. I'm going to get Albert to propose to you.

[Peggy Martin]

Would you mind doing something nice for me?

[Mrs. Meglin]

What?

[Peggy Martin]

Move back. Your buttons are rather lumpy.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Okay. But that's the whole idea. Getting Albert jealous. Before the night's over, he's gonna want to fight me. Then you got him.

[Peggy Martin]

You're not used to champagne, are you?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Don't interrupt the professor. We are going to give Albert the needle. Albert is a potential husband. He needs needling. Hence, we must get closer.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, Dan. Now stop it.

[Mr. Meglin]

Stop what?

[Peggy Martin]

Stop holding me so close.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Closely.

[Peggy Martin]

Closely.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Very well. Very well. Very well. Then we'll proceed to the second part of the lesson, which has to do with the change of pace. Change of pace is the secret of the true needler. It consists of dancing close. I mean, closely, when the gentleman doesn't expect it. And unclosely when the gentleman wants to snaggle. He says yes, you say no, he says no, you say yes. That's the whole thing in a nutshell. How do you think you remember all that?

[Peggy Martin]

I haven't heard a word you said.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Okay, let's just dance, huh?

[Peggy Martin]

Fine.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Hey, aren't you getting awful clothes? You're not trying to pull that stuff on me, are you?

[Helen Macy]

Hmm?

[Peggy Martin]

I haven't the best idea what you're talking about.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, Albert, here we are again. Peggy doesn't want to dance anymore.

[Albert Beagle]

Peggy.

[Peggy Martin]

Yes, Albert?

[Albert Beagle]

I've been watching. Has this man been offensive to you?

[Peggy Martin]

Certainly not.

[Albert Beagle]

Why, Albert, I'm not talking to you. If he's been bothering you, Peggy, I'll thrash him within an inch of his life.

[Peggy Martin]

I'm sure you would, Albert, but there's no need for that.

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, I know all about you, Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy. You, you wolf. Most likely to succeed.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Albert, that election wasn't unanimous. See what I mean? Peggy?

[Peggy Martin]

Look, I'd like to go home. I had a wonderful time, but now I'd like to go home.

[Albert Beagle]

Good, good.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Let's go home, shall we? Well, we can't stand here on the doorstep. Won't you come in, Albert? I'm sure the Miglins won't mind much.

[Albert Beagle]

I prefer to stay out here. Peggy, there's something I want to discuss with you. Peggy, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Are you asking me?

[Albert Beagle]

Of course not.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Then stop looking at me and look at Peggy.

[Peggy Martin]

Albert, I don't know what to say. It's all so unexpected.

[Albert Beagle]

Well, I'm a man who makes quick decisions. That's the reason I'm assistant manager of Accounts Receivable.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

She's just being coy, Elf.

[Peggy Martin]

I am not being coy.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, then why don't you give him a nice big kiss and tell him you'll be glad to marry him?

[Peggy Martin]

Will you please let me conduct my affairs in my own way?

[Uncle Ben]

Okay.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

From where I sit, you look like a woman that doesn't even want to be near dear Albert. Does she, Albert?

[Albert Beagle]

Well, in view of what you said she said, and in view of what she just said.

[Peggy Martin]

Albert.

[Albert Beagle]

Yes, Albert?

[Peggy Martin]

I would like very much to kiss you.

[Uncle Ben]

Oh,

[Grace]

there.

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, Peggy, I'm the happiest man in the world. Good night, Peggy. Get a good night's sleep and I'll see you tomorrow.

[Grace]

Oh,

[Albert Beagle]

I guess I fell down the steps. Good night.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Good night, old man.

[Peggy Martin]

Now, if you don't mind getting out the keys, I think I'd like to go inside.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, you saw how simple it was when you followed my advice.

[Peggy Martin]

Thanks, Professor.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look. Well, frankly, the Professor's just a little bit befuddled.

[Peggy Martin]

No.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, it seemed to me that kiss you gave Albert was just a little bit overdone.

[Peggy Martin]

It was?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yeah. I just want to be sure that you're still not getting me mixed up with that prince on the white horse.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, there's absolutely no connection, I assure you. Well, it's almost 2 o'. Clock. Class is waiting.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Huh?

[Peggy Martin]

Well, your other student. Just for a bite of sponge cake, remember? Good night, Professor.

[Radio Host]

We pause now for station identification. This is cbs, the Columbia Broadcasting System.

[John Cromwell]

In just a minute, we will bring you the third act of Practically Yours, starring Claudette Colbert and Ray Milan. As a director, I am continually asked, where do the new young picture stars come from? Every studio in Hollywood is anxious to discover fresh talent. As an example, meet one of Paramount's new starlets, Brown Eyed Honey Blonde, Virginia Wells. Tell us, Virginia, how did you get into the movies?

[Virginia Wells]

Mostly luck, Mr. Cromwell. While I was at high school and Wisconsin, my sister got married in Los Angeles. Mother and I came out to the wedding. Naturally, we wanted to see the sights. And one night we went to the prize fights at the Legion Stadium.

[John Cromwell]

Ah, sports fan, eh?

[Virginia Wells]

Well, not exactly. We heard that all the movie stars went there On Friday evenings. Coming out, a talent scout asked me if I'd come to the studio the next morning for an interview with the casting director.

[John Cromwell]

Pretty excited, weren't you?

[Virginia Wells]

We hardly dared believe it, but next day Paramount offered me a screen test.

[John Cromwell]

And now you're one of their featured players. What pictures are you making, Virginia?

[Virginia Wells]

I recently finished Kiss and Tell on loan up to Columbia, and now I'm working in my first for Paramount. To each His Own, starring John Lund and Olivia de Havilland.

[John Cromwell]

It's very modest of you to call it luck, Virginia, but we're not quite so modest. I imagine Mr. Kennedy here has a different opinion. How about it, John?

[Radio Host]

Talent and personality had lots to do with it, of course, but we're pretty proud of the fact that Virginia Wells is a luxe girl. Didn't you find a lovely luxe complexion quite a help in that screen test, Virginia?

[Virginia Wells]

Well, you might say so, Mr. Kennedy. Anyway, I do know that luxe toilet soap helps my complexion to be at its best all the time. I really depend on my daily active lather facials. They're so quick and easy and they really work.

[John Cromwell]

Camera close ups will never hold any terrors. For you, Ms. Virginia Wells. Thank you and best of luck from all of us.

[Virginia Wells]

Thank you, Mr. Cromwell.

[Radio Host]

I'm sure millions of women listening will agree that luxe toilet soap is a complexion care they can depend on. Out here in Hollywood, the vote is just about unanimous. 9 out of 10 lovely screen stars use luxe toilet soap every day because they find the rich super creamy lather gives precious complexions just the gentle protecting care they need. Why don't you try it? Get some fine white luxe toilet soap. Hollywood's own beauty soap. Tomorrow we return to Mr. Cromwell and our stars.

[John Cromwell]

Act three of practically yours, starring Claudette Colbert as Peggy and Ray Milland as Lieutenant Bellamy. It's the following morning, Peggy, Commander Harper, and the Meglins are halfway through breakfast. But there's no sign at all of Lieutenant Bellamy. Nervously, Peggy tries to lead the conversation away from America's number one hero. But the job is.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Peggy, dear, you knocked at Dan's door, didn't you?

[Peggy Martin]

No, no, I didn't. You see, he said something about wanting to see his aunt this morning. Very early this morning.

[Commander Harper]

I'll bet he's still asleep after that big night out.

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, Dan wouldn't want to waste his time sleeping. I'll go see.

[Peggy Martin]

No, I know. He's probably taking Piggy for a walk.

[Helen Macy]

Piggy?

[Virginia Wells]

Who's Piggy?

[Peggy Martin]

No, I mean Porky.

[Grace]

Of course.

[Peggy Martin]

Porky.

[Commander Harper]

Porky's out on the terrace, see?

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, Peggy, do you know where Dan went after you two came home last night?

[Peggy Martin]

I'm not sure, but I can guess.

[Mr. Meglin]

I was still awake. Murder mystery. I heard him go out and when he came back he told me all about her.

[Peggy Martin]

He what?

[Mr. Meglin]

You've no idea how devoted he is to her. Imagine walking his dog in the park at 2 o' clock in the morning.

[Peggy Martin]

You mean it? He just walked the dog? Are you sure?

[Mr. Meglin]

Why, of course I'm sure. And when they got back, we all had a little night gap. Porky loves beer.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, well, maybe we better wake him up after all.

[Uncle Ben]

Wake who up?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Good morning, Lieutenant.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Here's some nice hot coffee, Dan. Well, now that we're all together, let's talk about the wedding.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Someone you know getting married?

[Mrs. Meglin]

Oh, someone we know is getting married.

[Mr. Meglin]

Dan, we'd just better forget about having a big affair. Time so short, you know. Let's have the wedding tomorrow night.

[Peggy Martin]

Something wrong? Dan?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Just swallowed my future. Wrong throat.

[Helen Macy]

You see.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Damn. My brother is coming down today. He's a Supreme Court judge. Oh, he'd love to marry you.

[Peggy Martin]

It's going to be a very busy day. Tell him about it, Commander.

[Commander Harper]

Well, dan, it's now 9 o'. Clock. At 11 o' clock the navy would like you two at the city hall to sell war bonds.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, Debbie don't mind.

[Commander Harper]

Do we?

[Peggy Martin]

Don't you say?

[Commander Harper]

Now at 2:30 the Red Cross wants you at Armand Lacrosse's.

[Peggy Martin]

He's that famous photographer.

[Commander Harper]

Dan, they'd like you and Peggy to pose for a Red Cross poster. Okay?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Sure, sure.

[Commander Harper]

At 5:00 at the Brooklyn Navy Yard is launching of a new ship to William S. Holton. They're going to broadcast it and we thought it'd be nice if Peggy swings a bottle of champagne and you'd say a few words.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Oh, you see, Robert, that's my brother.

[Grace]

He's the judge.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Robert's going to talk the launching too. Then we can all go to dinner and arrange everything for the wedding tomorrow.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, that's just fine, Mrs. Meglin. Except that Peggy doesn't think we should get married.

[Albert Bigelow]

What do you mean?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, that is not yet pegging.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, I fear we've got to be practical. You know, the war and everything. And then there's Dan's folks in Iowa and they want us to get married there.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Peggy Martin]

And then there's my mother in Boston, she says.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, I can see Peggy's side of it, all right. After all, I'll be going right back to the South Pacific.

[Peggy Martin]

So maybe we'd just better keep thinking about it for a few days. Oh, dear.

[Mrs. Meglin]

Well, whatever you children wish.

[Commander Harper]

Well, you still help us sell those war bonds, though.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, yeah?

[Commander Harper]

Then let's hurry up and get downt.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, Commander, how'd we do?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Terrific.

[Commander Harper]

You two sold over $90,000 worth of bonds. Well, here's the restaurant. I'd say you've earned your lunch.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Aren't you eating with us, sir?

[Commander Harper]

Can't. The skipper sent for me. It's about the Lincoln. You heard about losing her, Dan?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yeah, I was on New Georgia when she went down.

[Commander Harper]

Any friends aboard?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Couple.

[Commander Harper]

Sorry, Dan. Well, they're just releasing the news. It'll be in the evening papers. Well, I'll see you five o' clock at the Navy Yard. Goodbye.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What's the matter with you?

[Peggy Martin]

I'm thinking of her. Helen Macy. Her husband was on the Lincoln.

[Albert Bigelow]

Oh.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, yeah.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, it just isn't right for her to get the news like that. Read it in a newspaper.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

She won't hear it that way. She's probably had a telegram by now.

[Peggy Martin]

A telegram? Alone in that apartment?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yeah, it's tough. Oh, say, I almost forgot. I've got a date with Miss Sponge Cake.

[Peggy Martin]

You.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

You wouldn't mind if I beat it, would you?

[Peggy Martin]

No lunch?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

No, I think I'll just skip it.

[Peggy Martin]

Don't forget about the photographer, though. 2:30.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I'll be there. Sorry to run out.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh. Oh, hello, Mrs. Macy. Do you remember me?

[Helen Macy]

Ms. Martin. Please, won't you come in?

[Peggy Martin]

I heard about the Link and I wanted to see you, if only for a moment.

[Helen Macy]

The telegram came this morning. I. I just. I can't believe it. Well, how do you feel, Betty?

[Peggy Martin]

Well, I'm fine, thank you.

[Helen Macy]

Lieutenant Bellamy said you had a splitting headache and he wouldn't let you come.

[Peggy Martin]

Has Dan been here?

[Helen Macy]

He left just a few minutes ago. He tries so Hard not to show his feelings, doesn't he? He's the gentlest person I've ever met.

[Peggy Martin]

Yes. Oh, can't I do something? Mrs. Macy, I. I so want to help you if I can.

[Helen Macy]

There's nothing anyone can do. I knew all along I might lose. Just when the bell rang and I found the telegram. Forgive me, please. Don't be sorry for me. And don't let this influence you and Dan. You do love him, don't you?

[Peggy Martin]

I love him more than I ever thought I could love anyone.

[Helen Macy]

Then marry him right away. My only regret is that before I was married, there were two or three weeks when I was trying to make up my mind. I think I'd like a cup of tea. You'll have some with me, Peggy?

[Peggy Martin]

Thank you. I'd like to very.

[Grace]

Mr. Lacrosse, Lieutenant Bellamy is here in the reception room.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Then you are ready, Ms. Martin. We can take the photograph. Send the subject in, please.

[Peggy Martin]

Mr. Lacrosse. You won't let him suspect anything?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Of course not. All morning I say to myself, Mr. Lacrosse, how should you pose the two subjects? Then you come in and give me such a brilliant idea.

[Grace]

An embrace.

[Helen Macy]

It is.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

I should have thought of it myself.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Hello.

[Grace]

Hello.

[Peggy Martin]

How's Ms. Brunchcake?

[Albert Bigelow]

Why?

[Peggy Martin]

Well, you did see her.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What makes you think I didn't?

[Helen Macy]

Nothing.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Please, we get down to business. This photograph will appear on a million Red Cross posters. Lieutenant, such a picture must have an idea behind it.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

And I have it. Yes, huh?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

You will pose embracing the young lady.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, that sounds very simple. Do you want me with the cap on or the cap off?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

So you think it is so simple? Lieutenant, let me tell you. Once I was paid $10,000 to make raspberries more popular. It was a picture of a single raspberry. It took me one month. But what a picture. What a raspberry.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Did people buy more raspberries? How do I know?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

After Michelangelo finished the Sistine Chapel, did he hang around counting the attendants? All right, now. All right.

[John Cromwell]

Pause.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Pause.

[Mr. Meglin]

Ah, fool.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What's the matter, Lieutenant?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Kissing a beautiful woman is different from sinking a sheep. Please.

[Mr. Meglin]

Shall we try it again?

[Peggy Martin]

Sorry, Dan. Oh, well, you must be out of practice.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look, I've kissed girls before. Never had any complaints.

[Peggy Martin]

Well, then what's the matter with you? Why don't you relax?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

All right, tell me what's wrong with this? Well, Any better, Lieutenant?

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Let us think of it this way.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Oh, no.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, please, be patient.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Let us think that this is the girl.

[Progressive Insurance Announcer]

You.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

You want her.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

You need her. Do not fight it, Lieutenant.

[Peggy Martin]

Hold her tight. Kiss her.

[Helen Macy]

Kiss her.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

Kiss her.

[Albert Beagle]

Okay.

[Peggy Martin]

That's it.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

That's it.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Wonderful.

[Mr. Meglin]

Oh, that's enough, Lieutenant.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Enough, Lieutenant.

[Mr. Lacrosse]

I'm exhausted.

[Albert Bigelow]

Water.

[Mr. Meglin]

I need water.

[Peggy Martin]

I guess we can go now, Dan.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Wait a minute. Maybe we'll need another shot.

[Peggy Martin]

I really don't think so.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I think maybe we ought to. A different angle. You see? Something like this?

[Peggy Martin]

No.

[Grace]

Well.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, that's.

[Albert Bigelow]

Well.

[Albert Beagle]

Well, I don't mean to interrupt, but.

[Peggy Martin]

Albert, how nice to see you.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What do you want?

[Albert Beagle]

I have something to show you, though I really shouldn't be here. I should be at my post of duty in Accounts Receivable.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Then why aren't you?

[Albert Beagle]

Because this is very, very important.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

A surprise.

[Albert Beagle]

An extra special surprise for you.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

How'd you know we'd be here?

[Peggy Martin]

I phoned him, Dan. I promised him last night I would.

[Albert Beagle]

Hurry, please. I have a taxi outside, and the meter's ticking.

[Peggy Martin]

Coming. Albert wants to get married right away, as soon as you leave.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Right away. But how would that look? I mean, for you?

[Peggy Martin]

Do you think we should wait?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Why, certainly I think we should wait. Now, what's the surprise he's got?

[Peggy Martin]

I haven't the slightest idea. Honestly, Dan.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, we'd better go with him. But I have a feeling I'm not going to like this at all.

[Peggy Martin]

Albert, what are we doing in this apartment house?

[Albert Beagle]

Now, now, don't be impatient. I promised you both a surprise, and here it is. See? Apartment number 10. 10. My lucky number. I open the door, and what do you see?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I see that this is where somebody lives.

[Albert Beagle]

Exactly. The future residence of Mr. And Mrs. Albert W. Begel. How do you like it, Peggy?

[Peggy Martin]

Very nice.

[Albert Beagle]

Completely furnished in every detail. Picture me in this easy chair. Peggy is in the kitchen doing the dinner dishes. She's finished the dishes, brings me my slippers and sits at my feet. She's reading to me some worthwhile book.

[Commander Harper]

Ah.

[Albert Beagle]

Exciting, isn't it?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Do you light your pipe all by yourself?

[Albert Beagle]

I don't smoke. Now, here. Here is the kitchen. Perhaps we'll have breakfast in here. Glass of hot water, not too hot, and half a lemon. Aids digestion. You must get the hot water habit too, Peggy. Whole wheat toast and stewed prunes. I think I owe my pleasant disposition to stewed prunes as much as anything.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Also that deep expression on your face, Albert.

[Albert Beagle]

Yes. And now down this little hall and our room. Our own little room. How do you like it?

[Peggy Martin]

Albert? I hope you haven't paid for any of this yet. I mean, if it had to be sent back, you. You. You wouldn't want to lose anything.

[Albert Beagle]

You think? It's more than we could afford.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Albert, are you feeling well?

[Albert Beagle]

This apartment. The employees had a meeting and voted it as a present to Lieutenant Bellamy. All furnished and a year's rent paid up.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, this will come as a blow to you. Albert, I can't accept a gift like this, not in uniform.

[Albert Beagle]

That's the joke. So they decided to give the apartment to Peggy. Just to Peggy.

[Peggy Martin]

I don't think I'm entitled to it morally.

[Albert Beagle]

You're not accepting it morally, just legally. And if Peggy Martin changes her mind about marrying a certain lieutenant and marries a certain somebody else, there's nothing they can do about it. How's that for being practical, Lieutenant?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

It's a little too practical. I don't like it.

[Albert Beagle]

I think I'm entitled to a little compensation for my part in this masquerade.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Peggy, I've got to get out of here.

[Albert Beagle]

I had an idea you'd start running.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Albert, look at me.

[Albert Beagle]

Yes.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, man.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Count to 10. That's his lucky number.

[Peggy Martin]

But he's unconscious.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Peggy, I know when I'm licked. I love you. But I'm not gonna be carrying a torch all over the South Pacific. It's hot enough. We're gonna get married.

[Peggy Martin]

Is this a proposal?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Peggy Martin]

We'll get married right away.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

No, no, not right away. When the war's over.

[Peggy Martin]

When the war's over? But that may be a long time.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Peggy, you've got to be sensible about this thing.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, I don't want to be sensible. If I were sensible, I'd marry him.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Don't be sensible. You couldn't marry that totem pole with that cackle and hot water and lemon juice and. Oh, hello, Albert. Marrying a man with no vices. How do you know he'd even kiss you good night? I bet he's not even. I bet he's even got something against that. It's not sanitary or something. Will you marry me when I get back?

[Peggy Martin]

I want to get married. Now.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look, Peggy, I love you. I'm not going to have you sitting alone back here like Helen Macy with your heart in your throat every time the doorbell rings.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, but you're wrong, Dan. She told me the one thing she regrets is that she lost two weeks making up her mind before she married him.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I'm asking you to wait till I come back. Yes or no?

[Grace]

No.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Okay, then. Goodbye.

[Peggy Martin]

Where are you going?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

To launch a battleship.

[Helen Macy]

He loves me.

[Peggy Martin]

He loves me. Misses Magdalen. Mrs. Magdalen.

[Helen Macy]

Miss.

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, how do you do?

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, how do you do? Oh, you Must be Judge Simpson, Mrs. Magdalen's brother.

[Albert Beagle]

And you must be Miss Martin. Certainly going to be pleasant launching with you, Ms. Martin.

[Peggy Martin]

Isn't it about time we left? The Meglands haven't gone?

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, no. They'll be home any minute. We can all drive out to the navy yard together. Well, so you're the young lady who's reluctant to marry the young lieutenant.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, look, I'm getting tired of taking all this blame. I'm not reluctant. He is. He wants to wait until after the war. Right this minute, he's probably out somewhere not getting married.

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, well, that seems odd.

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not making sense, am I? I'm just so afraid I'm going to lose him, the stubborn idiot.

[Albert Beagle]

Well, we ought to be able to do something about that.

[Peggy Martin]

I doubt it. I've tried everything I know.

[Albert Beagle]

Would you like some assistance, Miss Martin?

[Peggy Martin]

You mean, you know.

[Albert Beagle]

We'll see, Ms. Martin. We'll see. You're sure you love him?

[Peggy Martin]

Oh, yes.

[Albert Beagle]

We'll see. Well, Lieutenant Bellamy, you finally decided to show up.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Get out of my way, Albert.

[Albert Beagle]

Mr. Meglin told me to look for you. Everybody's looking for you. They have some stupid idea they can't launch the boat without you.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Look, you found me. Now beat it.

[Albert Beagle]

Oh, I'm afraid I can't do that. After the ceremonies, I'm escorting my intended home.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

If you're here after the ceremonies, I'll launch you, too.

[Albert Beagle]

Don't you dare touch me. Besides, we're not speaking.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

There's very little more I can say. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great honor to be present at the launching of this adventure addition to our fleet. May it prove worthy of our Navy's proud tradition. Thank you.

[Commander Harper]

Thank you, Lieutenant Bellamy. Ms. Peggy Martin is here, too. Ladies and gentlemen, in just a moment, she'll christen our new ship with a traditional bottle of champagne. Right. Now, a word from the celebrated jurist, Judge Robert Simpson.

[Albert Beagle]

I. I had it prepared for this occasion, folks. I just looked it over and it's probably the dullest thing you ever listened to, so I tore it up instead. I figured you'd all be much more interested in a little Backstage Gossip concerning Lt. Bellamy and Peggy Martin. Well, it seems the lieutenant has been coaxing Ms. Martin to marry him, but without success.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Hey, now, wait a minute, Lieutenant.

[Commander Harper]

We're on the air.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, don't tell him. Tell sir.

[Albert Beagle]

Lieutenant, they gave you your chance to talk. Now it's mine. As I was saying, Ms. Martin, on the other hand, has insisted upon waiting till the War is over. So let's hear her side of the case.

[Peggy Martin]

Judge, I've changed my mind then. Darling, since you're so determined to get married now, I. Well, I just have the ought to heart to refuse you.

[Albert Beagle]

The lieutenant is too overcome to speak. And I'm not going to give Ms. Martin a chance to change her mind. I'll perform the ceremony right here and now.

[Commander Harper]

Judge, in 10 seconds, this ship's sliding down the ways.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Now, wait a minute.

[Commander Harper]

I protest.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

This looks like collusion and chicanery.

[Albert Beagle]

Who is this person?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I'll tell you who I am. It's high time the public knew that. There goes the ship.

[Commander Harper]

Christen it, Peggy.

[Peggy Martin]

Christen it the champagne.

[Mr. Meglin]

Hear, hear.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

I insist on being heard.

[Peggy Martin]

I christened me the USS Williams.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Hey, you've christened Albert. Albert, christen the ship.

[Grace]

Hurry up.

[Peggy Martin]

I christen anyway.

[Helen Macy]

That's Holton.

[Grace]

You.

[Albert Beagle]

Now join hands, please.

[Grace]

Yes.

[Albert Beagle]

Your Honor, by virtue of the powers in me vested in judge of the

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Supreme Court,

[Peggy Martin]

D. Uhhuh. In just two minutes, we'll have been married exactly three hours.

[Albert Bigelow]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

See, I can't get over it. And those kids in the office giving us this apartment.

[Peggy Martin]

Do you like it too, Piggy?

[Helen Macy]

Do you?

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

All furnished and every. Hey, hey. It just dawned on me. We've got nothing to eat. Look, I'll just have time to run down to the delicatessen and. Hey, come on, Pete.

[Peggy Martin]

No, no, no. This little piggy does not go to market. Nor you either.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, we can't starve.

[Peggy Martin]

Dan, look in the kitchen.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, what do you know? Sponge cake.

[John Cromwell]

Back to the footlights for the curtain call. Come Claudette Colbert and Ray Millan, who made our first night so enjoyable an evening to remember.

[Peggy Martin]

Thank you, John. It's good to have had a part in opening this theater for another season.

[John Cromwell]

And you two were certainly the ones to do it. Together, you represent 26 appearances in this theater.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

And we're looking forward to many more. John, how does the season look from this point?

[John Cromwell]

Well, we've spent a busy summer lining up plays and stars. I think the effort will be more than justified by what we'll have to offer in the coming weeks.

[Peggy Martin]

What pictures have you been reviewing for Lux?

[John Cromwell]

One that we all enjoyed seeing was Ray's latest picture for Paramount, Lost Weekend. And I can honestly say, Ray, I think you give the finest performance of your career.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Thanks, John. Thank you. But while you're passing around compliments, be sure and save plenty for Claudette and her latest picture, guest wife.

[John Cromwell]

Well, it's easy to find compliments for Claudette. And for that lovely complexion.

[Peggy Martin]

I know what you're getting at, John. And it's true that I've been taking care of my complexion. I've been faithful to Lux Toilet Soap. All the time Lux has been off the air.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

What are you presenting on this stage next Monday night, John?

[John Cromwell]

Well, tonight we've seen the humorous side of what can happen to returning heroes. Next week we present an altogether different version in a picture which I had the privilege of directing for rko. It's based on what I believe to be one of the greatest love stories to come out of any war, Arthur Pinero's the Enchanted Cottage.

[Peggy Martin]

It's a splendid play, John. Do you have the original stars from the picture?

[John Cromwell]

Yes. We have Robert Young as the returning soldier crushed by the scars and shock of battle. And Dorothy McGuire as the girl whose sympathy and compassion cloaks them both in a love that overcomes all handicaps.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Well, it's not only a great play, John, but with millions of our own men coming back, it's an important and a timely one.

[Peggy Martin]

We'll be listening, John. Good night.

[Lieutenant Daniel Bellamy]

Good night.

[John Cromwell]

Good night. And thank you both for giving us such a splendid start on our new season. Our sponsors, the makers of Lux Toilet Soap, join me in inviting you to be with us again next Monday evening when the Lux Radio Theatre presents Robert Young and Dorothy Maguire in the Enchanted Cottage. This is John Cromwell saying good night to you from Hollywood.