
Lux Radio Theatre - Up Pops the Devil
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Steve Merrick
From hollywood, california, the lux radio theater presents fred mcmurray and madge evans in up pops the devil.
Cecil B. DeMille
Lux presents Hollywood. Or perhaps I should say you present Hollywood. For your loyalty to our products makes this program possible. Heading tonight's presentation are Fred McMurray and Madge Evans. Our guests, Jimmy Starr, ace screen columnist, and Howard Greer, internationally famous dress designer. Our music is directed by Lewis Silvers, while the entire production is under the personal direction of Hollywood's most eminent personality. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Cecil B. DeMille.
Narrator
Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. For years the motion picture business has had its unwritten laws, an invisible code authored by experience and enforced by tradition. For example, it's become almost dogma that if a film isn't an immediate success, it never will be. That the public will stay away from pictures about religion or Hollywood. That anyone achieving success in Western films will fail in all other kinds. That a star who has slipped can never stage a comeback. That no one famous as a child can ever duplicate that fame as an adult. The exceptions to all but the last unwritten law have been many. But the only girl I know renowned as a child and again as a leading woman is Madge Evans. In films since she was three years old, her star has never waned. Though born of English parents, a world famed artist not long ago termed her the typical American girl, which in her case means a girl with ash blonde hair and gray green eyes who weighs 116 pounds, owns three dogs and reads and walks for recreation. We hear Madge tonight as Anne Merrick and Fred McMurray as Steve, her husband. Fred is dividing his time these days between Paramount Studio, where he's playing opposite Carol Lombard in True Confession, and the home which he's recently purchased in Brentwood Heights. Give Fred some time off and you're pretty sure to find him skeet shooting or improvising tunes on his old love, the saxophone. From the original New York cast come Janet McLay as Luella May Carroll and John Marston as Gilbert Morrell onto the play the Lux Radio Theater presents Up Pops the Devil by Gilbert Hackett and Frances Goodrich. Starring Fred McMurray and Madge. The 40th floor of a New York City skyscraper. In the inner sanctum of a publisher's office. Gilbert Morell, the firm's editor, is hunched over his desk, absorbed in a blue covered manuscript. There's a knock at the door and his secretary appears.
Anne Merrick
Mr. Morrell.
Gilbert Morrell
Mm?
Anne Merrick
Mrs. Merrick is here.
Gilbert Morrell
Oh.
Gil
Well, I'll say to come in, will you?
Anne Merrick
Hello, Gil.
Gilbert Morrell
Anne.
Gil
How are you? That'll be all, Miss Hart. Yes, sir. Anne, sit down. Well, you're looking splendid.
Anne Merrick
And feeling it.
Gil
Marriage agreeing with you beautifully.
Gilbert Morrell
Well, good.
Gil
It's been ages since I saw you.
Anne Merrick
Well, did you read the manuscript?
Gil
Oh, yes. Just finished it.
Anne Merrick
And?
Gil
Well, it's. It's pretty good.
Anne Merrick
Oh, is that all, Gil? Just pretty good?
Gil
You want me to be frank? Is it yours?
Anne Merrick
Mine? Oh, no. It's Steve's.
Howard Greer
Steve's?
Anne Merrick
My husband.
Gilbert Morrell
Oh.
Gil
I didn't know he was a writer.
Anne Merrick
He isn't exactly. I mean, he's never had anything published, but he loves writing. I think it's the only thing in the world he really wants to do.
Gil
And when does he find time for his writing?
Anne Merrick
Sunday morning, Saturday afternoon?
Gil
Just then?
Anne Merrick
Well, he has his job other days, and sometimes he writes late at night. Gil, I thought his last one was a grand story. I still think so.
Gil
Oh, now, don't act that way. I don't say he can't write. I don't say the story isn't good. It is, Ed, but it's not good enough. You expect to get anywhere in this writing game? You've got to make it your whole job, not just Sunday mornings and late at night. You've got to really work at it then.
Luella May Carroll
If.
Anne Merrick
If Steve gave up his job, you think he could make a living at writing?
Gil
Yes, eventually.
Anne Merrick
Just when is eventually?
Gil
Oh, I should say in a year and a half. Maybe even a year. That's entirely up to him.
Anne Merrick
Oh, I wish you'd tell him that.
Gilbert Morrell
Me?
Anne Merrick
We were going out tonight. It's our first anniversary. A celebration. Can you join us?
Narrator
Well, I don't know.
Anne Merrick
We'd love to have you. And I know you'll like Steve.
Gil
All right. Count me in.
Anne Merrick
May I use your phone?
Gil
Certainly.
Anne Merrick
Steve ought to be in. It's Saturday.
Gil
Where are you living?
Anne Merrick
Oh, we've got a two by four apartment on eight Street.
Gil
Venice Village. Do you like it?
Anne Merrick
Well, it's. It's hectic, but it's cheap.
Gilbert Morrell
Hello?
Steve Merrick
Hello?
Jimmy Starr
Yeah.
Steve Merrick
Yes, this is Steve. Oh, Hello, Anne.
Laundry Man
What?
Steve Merrick
Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hey, take it easy, will you? Buy.
Barney
Hello?
Steve Merrick
Yes, that's the piano. It's by and George. They. They just dropped in. I said it's Byney and George. Hey, Byney, will you lay off a minute?
Barney
Hello?
Steve Merrick
Yeah, I said. I said it's. Oh, hello, Anne. How are you?
Narrator
Yeah, yeah.
Steve Merrick
That is, I was working until these two lease breakers came in.
Barney
Honey, I like that guy.
Steve Merrick
I'm insulted. Come on, Bonnie, let's go home.
Barney
Not after that. I'm gonna heckle him.
Steve Merrick
Okay, darling. You coming right home? I'll hop in the cab then, huh?
Jimmy Starr
All right.
Steve Merrick
Goodbye, darling.
Barney
It's a fine thing. A couple of bosom pals drop in to congratulate a guy on his first anniversary and what happens you could die
Steve Merrick
of while he makes love to his wife. It's depressing. I'm sorry, George, but Saturday's my afternoon at the typewriter. You fellas should have let me know you were coming.
Barney
How's the new novel, Steve?
Steve Merrick
Rotten, thanks. I wrote a novel once, but I left it laying around the house and my wife threw it out. She thought it was trash.
Barney
Yeah, she was probably right. Right. The best things you ever wrote, George, were the movie reviews for the examiner, remember?
Gil
Yeah.
Steve Merrick
The picture at the Circle Theater this week is first rate entertainment. But the stage presentation conceived and executed by by Hatfield is truly a sight.
Barney
The exit march was enjoyed by all.
Narrator
I miss those.
Barney
George, you ought to go back to being a critic.
Steve Merrick
Yeah, I ought to go back to being something. Hey, look, fellas, I hate to bust up the reminiscences, but Anne and I were figuring out a little celebration and.
Barney
Come in, come in.
Narrator
Everybody's welcome.
Steve Merrick
Hey, shut up, will you? Oh, hello.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, I hope you'll forgive me for breaking in on you like this, but I'm in terrible trouble.
Steve Merrick
Well, what's the matter?
Luella May Carroll
I wonder if you could help me. There's something upstairs in my room.
Steve Merrick
What is it?
Luella May Carroll
I'm just terrified.
Steve Merrick
Well, what is it?
Luella May Carroll
I think it's a bat.
Steve Merrick
Oh, a bat?
Anne Merrick
Mm.
Luella May Carroll
It flew in the window. Oh, I'm just so scared.
Steve Merrick
Where is your room?
Luella May Carroll
Right upstairs. I left the door open.
Barney
Yeah, it's a good idea. It'll probably fly right out again.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, hello.
Gil
Hello.
Luella May Carroll
Do you really think it'll fly out again?
Narrator
Oh, of course.
Steve Merrick
I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.
Luella May Carroll
I'm such a baby, if it got in my hair, I'd just naturally die.
Steve Merrick
Oh, but bats don't get in people's hair.
Luella May Carroll
When I flew in, I thought, what'll I ever do? And then I thought of coming down here and asking you. I hope you don't mind, but I almost feel as if I know you. I mean, we've passed each other in the hall so often. My name's Luella. Luella May Carroll.
Steve Merrick
How do you do?
Luella May Carroll
How do you do? You're Mr. Merrick, aren't you? Yes, I know. I've seen your name on the doorbell. Well, if you're sure it's all right for me to go upstairs again.
Steve Merrick
Oh, I think so.
Luella May Carroll
Well, goodbye.
Steve Merrick
Goodbye.
Luella May Carroll
Goodbye.
Barney
Bye.
Luella May Carroll
Bye.
Barney
Well, now, what would you call that?
Steve Merrick
That, my friend, is the pretty little girl upstairs. She has bats and I know where. Come on now, fellas. Clear out for a while, will you? We'll meet you at the Savoy at seven. Who's we? Ann and I. We're celebrating and you're both invited. But no tucking your napkin under your collar, Barney.
Barney
I can fix that. I won't wear a collar.
Steve Merrick
How about you, George? Can you make it?
Anne Merrick
Me?
Jimmy Starr
No, no.
Steve Merrick
I've got to get back to Westchester. The little woman's invited half of Park Avenue up for cocktails. Oh, well, thanks just the same. Say, I've got to beat it. Just about got time. So long, Vinnie.
Narrator
So long.
Steve Merrick
So long, Steve. Someday I'll take a day off from the wife and we'll get together for a real.
Gilbert Morrell
Okay.
Steve Merrick
So long, George.
Narrator
Well, there he goes.
Barney
He used to be a real guy, that fella. Look at him now, running home with his tail between his legs.
Steve Merrick
Today's the first time I've seen him in months.
Barney
Yeah, it's the first time anybody's seen him since he married the Steckle Millions. You know, it's a darn shame taking a fella like that and trying to make a pink tea expert out of him. He could really write once.
Steve Merrick
Why didn't he keep it up?
Barney
No incentive. The guy's being supported and he knows it. Anyway, she makes him spend most of his time being social.
Steve Merrick
She certainly got him licked.
Barney
I tell you, a man's got to feel important. He's got to have the little woman waiting at home for him, telling him how grand he is and asking him for car fare.
Steve Merrick
How do you know? Bachelor.
Barney
I look at guys like you.
Steve Merrick
Well, take a look at the outside door, will you, Barney? I've got some work to do before Anne gets home.
Luella May Carroll
Steve.
Anne Merrick
Steve, are you home?
Barney
Here.
Steve Merrick
Oh, hello, darling. I was just getting dressed.
Anne Merrick
Hello, darling. Did you get my present this morning?
Narrator
Swell.
Steve Merrick
Just what I needed. Did you get mine?
Anne Merrick
No, not yet.
Steve Merrick
Oh, that's right. I only bought it this afternoon.
Anne Merrick
Oh, well, I guess that's why.
Steve Merrick
Here you are. Plush box and everything.
Anne Merrick
Oh, Steve, you didn't.
Steve Merrick
Go on, take a look.
Anne Merrick
Oh, Steve, it. It's.
Steve Merrick
It's a bracelet.
Anne Merrick
Oh, it's beautiful.
Steve Merrick
Do you like it?
Anne Merrick
Like it? Oh, but you shouldn't have spent so much money.
Steve Merrick
Oh, what's the difference? I'm going to be a rich and famous author someday. Quick, give us a kiss.
Anne Merrick
Look at your mouth.
Steve Merrick
Matter if I got too much rouge on?
Anne Merrick
You have. Now give me a handkerchief. I thought you'd be all dressed. Darling.
Steve Merrick
No three shakes.
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Steve Merrick
Oh, mine is coming along.
Anne Merrick
Oh, is he?
Steve Merrick
Yeah, I invited him. I. I had to. To get rid of him this afternoon.
Anne Merrick
But I invited someone, too. Gilbert Morell.
Steve Merrick
Morel? The publisher.
Anne Merrick
I. I sent your manuscript to him.
Steve Merrick
Say he's important.
Cecil B. DeMille
What did he say?
Anne Merrick
He wants to speak to you at dinner.
Steve Merrick
You know, you had your nerve to send my stuff to him.
Anne Merrick
Oh, it was all right. I used to know him years ago. I think he was my first love. A real school girl crush.
Steve Merrick
Oh, yeah. Am I supposed to be jealous?
Anne Merrick
Mm, terribly.
Steve Merrick
Well, I am.
Anne Merrick
Hurry, darling.
Luella May Carroll
We can't keep him waiting.
Gil
And that's what I told Anne. A year, a year and a half. It's up to you, Steve.
Anne Merrick
You could do it, Steve. I know you could.
Gil
But it would have to be. All righty, Steve. Nothing else?
Steve Merrick
No other job, huh? Well, thanks, Doctor. I feel much better. Let's forget the whole thing.
Anne Merrick
Oh, Steve, that's childish.
Steve Merrick
Now, darling, let's not talk about it.
Anne Merrick
You know you don't want to stick at that filthy job you have now.
Steve Merrick
Did I ever say that?
Laundry Man
No.
Anne Merrick
But I know.
Steve Merrick
Now, will you be a good little wench and shut up?
Anne Merrick
I don't know what's the matter with you.
Steve Merrick
There isn't anything the matter with me except that I'm too smart and I have a good appetite. What do you suppose we live on? While I was learning to be A writer.
Anne Merrick
We get along.
Gil
Don't you know someone who could stake you?
Gilbert Morrell
No.
Steve Merrick
My friends are almost as poor as I am.
Anne Merrick
Steve, you're impossible.
Steve Merrick
So is the whole idea.
Anne Merrick
You know very well that I could.
Steve Merrick
Could what?
Anne Merrick
Nothing. Viney, dance with me, will you?
Gilbert Morrell
Sure.
Narrator
This is what you get for arguing.
Barney
Steve. I'm dancing with a miss.
Steve Merrick
Keep your toes in an.
Barney
Not bad. Not bad at all, Anne.
Anne Merrick
Oh, I was always light on my feet. As a matter of fact, I took dancing lessons for years. Barney, my teachers all said I was terrific. You didn't know that, did you?
Barney
Sounds like a buildup.
Anne Merrick
It is, Barney.
Barney
Yeah? What for?
Anne Merrick
I'm angling for a job in the stage show at the Circle.
Barney
Yeah, sure.
Anne Merrick
I mean it, Barney.
Barney
Go on.
Steve Merrick
You wouldn't want that.
Anne Merrick
Why not?
Barney
You wouldn't work in a chorus.
Anne Merrick
What's wrong with it?
Barney
It's too hard.
Luella May Carroll
Hard?
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Barney
You start rehearsing at 10. Then you give a performance. Just as you start to take off your costume, you hear your music.
Steve Merrick
Another performance.
Narrator
Rehearse.
Barney
Grab a sandwich. Another performance. Rehearse. Another performance. Now, when you get home at night, you're lucky if you can stand up.
Anne Merrick
I could do it. Vineyard. I'm sure I could.
Barney
Well, if you want the job, I'll get it for you.
Anne Merrick
But thanks, Barney. I'll remember that.
Steve Merrick
Watch out for the footstool, honey.
Anne Merrick
Oh. Well, it's small, but it's home.
Steve Merrick
Turn on the lights, huh? Here, I'll take your wrap.
Anne Merrick
Thanks. I still say you're going to write a grand book someday, Steve.
Steve Merrick
My best critic and severest friend.
Anne Merrick
He's nice, isn't he? Gilbert, I mean.
Steve Merrick
Swell.
Anne Merrick
I used to be crazy about him. I still think he's pretty grand.
Gilbert Morrell
Whoa.
Anne Merrick
He said such nice things about you. He said you could write. And now I want to tell you something.
Steve Merrick
Oh, going to work on me again, huh?
Anne Merrick
Yes, darling. Are you still happy?
Steve Merrick
You know I am. They say the first year is the hardest. Can you believe it's a year?
Anne Merrick
Seems like 10.
Steve Merrick
What?
Anne Merrick
I mean seven.
Steve Merrick
What?
Anne Merrick
Well, two weeks. But you're getting it for a bargain.
Steve Merrick
This is the day we were going to decide things.
Luella May Carroll
Yes.
Anne Merrick
Any complaints?
Steve Merrick
Plenty.
Anne Merrick
What?
Steve Merrick
Well, you never asked me where I've been. You're not jealous, you don't nag. And above all, you look too pretty in the morning.
Anne Merrick
I'll make a note of that. Must nag, mustn't look pretty.
Steve Merrick
But in spite of that, I'm hooked for life. Have you any complaints?
Anne Merrick
Yes. One.
Steve Merrick
Shoot.
Anne Merrick
I want you to do what Gilbert says Give up your job now, Anne, I want you to write.
Steve Merrick
I don't want anything but you now.
Anne Merrick
You don't.
Steve Merrick
Now and forever. Ann. This is the first time I've ever been happy in my life. This is the first time I've ever had a real home. Anyone I cared for, anyone I wanted
Narrator
to take care of.
Steve Merrick
And I'm not going to throw it away on a chance. But Steve, now it's all set. We've had a year. We're still on speaking terms. We're going on, Steve.
Anne Merrick
Don't you see? You're going to hate me if I keep you from your writing.
Steve Merrick
I couldn't hate you.
Anne Merrick
You will someday. After this magic is gone, it won't ever go. It's because of me you won't do it, isn't it?
Steve Merrick
You know, I just thought of something.
Anne Merrick
What?
Steve Merrick
You've got the loveliest smile.
Anne Merrick
Answer me, Steve.
Howard Greer
What?
Anne Merrick
It's because of me you won't give up your job because I'm dependent on you?
Steve Merrick
Well, yes.
Anne Merrick
Then I'll have to leave you.
Steve Merrick
I'd like to see you try it. Hey, what goes on?
Narrator
Who are you calling?
Anne Merrick
A very dear friend of mine, darling.
Steve Merrick
That's nice. Do I know him?
Anne Merrick
I think you've met the gentleman. Hello? Hello, Byney, by NY. It's Anne. I wanted to ask you something. Did you mean that about the job at the Circle?
Steve Merrick
Say, let's not do these things tonight. I'm tired.
Anne Merrick
Look, what if I wanted. Or I wouldn't be calling you.
Steve Merrick
You don't want that job.
Luella May Carroll
I can have it. Hooray.
Anne Merrick
When do you want me to report? Tomorrow morning. 9:30. I'll buy me. You're a darling. I'll be there at 9:30.
Steve Merrick
You'll never get up that.
Anne Merrick
Wait a minute, Viney. How much does that job pay?
Luella May Carroll
What? I'll be there at 9.
Anne Merrick
Goodbye.
Gilbert Morrell
How the heck you will.
Anne Merrick
Steve, it's wonderful. Do you know what that job pays? $50 a week and finally says it's definite. And it'll go on week after week.
Steve Merrick
Anne, do you really want to do it?
Anne Merrick
Why, of course I do. Then you can give up your job.
Steve Merrick
My job? What are you talking about?
Anne Merrick
Don't you see, darling? I can support you. What if we cut out all the parties? We can easily live on that, Steve. Just until you finish the book. Why, it's a perfect solution.
Steve Merrick
Are you serious?
Anne Merrick
Of course I am.
Steve Merrick
Now you listen to me. I think it's great of you to think of this thing, but I won't let you do it.
Anne Merrick
Why not?
Steve Merrick
Well, it's impossible. What the. I don't want to write. We're happy.
Anne Merrick
Look here, Steve, you're just discouraged because Gilbert turned down the book.
Steve Merrick
I'm not discouraged. I'll write.
Anne Merrick
This is your chance. Will you take it?
Steve Merrick
No.
Anne Merrick
All right, then. We said we'd separate after a year if we weren't satisfied. I'm not satisfied.
Steve Merrick
Say, what's the matter with you?
Anne Merrick
I mean it, Steve.
Steve Merrick
You mean, if I don't quit my job, sit back and let you do the work, you'll leave me?
Anne Merrick
Yes.
Steve Merrick
I couldn't do it. I can't have you supporting me.
Anne Merrick
Well, then I'm lending you the money. Is that better?
Steve Merrick
Sounds better.
Anne Merrick
Will you do it? It won't be long. Not more than a year.
Steve Merrick
A year? I could write four books in a year.
Anne Merrick
Then prove it.
Steve Merrick
All right, I will.
Anne Merrick
It's all set.
Steve Merrick
Now, wait a minute.
Anne Merrick
It's all set all right.
Steve Merrick
When do we start?
Anne Merrick
Tomorrow. Here's your first loan to bind the bargain.
Steve Merrick
What's that for?
Anne Merrick
Household money.
Steve Merrick
Household money?
Anne Merrick
That's your job now. Well, I'm going to bed. I've got to get up at 8. You'd better come too. You've got to get up at 7 and get my breakfast.
Steve Merrick
Oh, yeah.
Laundry Man
Oh, no.
Cecil B. DeMille
The Knox Radio Theater's production of Up Pops the Devil continues in just a moment. In the meantime, we take you to the dormitory of a Western college to the attractive room of one of the girls who happens to come from Hollywood. A large partial post package lies on the desk.
Anne Merrick
Why, Jeannie, what do you care what's in my package? Well, I'm hungry and I thought maybe there was something to eat in. You greedy little thing. This isn't food at all. It's something to wear. Well, next to food, I like clothes. Come on, open it and let me see. Oh, all right. But you open it if you want to. Oh, Marcia, look. It's some new undies. Gee, they're lovely. I never saw anything so beautiful. I didn't expect these. Why, they're just like those of mothers I like so well. And look, there's something else tucked down here in the box. A big package of Luxe Flakes.
Gilbert Morrell
Uh huh.
Anne Merrick
Isn't that a surprise? No, not exactly. Mother always sends Lux along with anything special just to be sure it gets the care it deserves. She doesn't realize how fussy I am about always having Lux on hand to protect my undies and sweaters and things. Why should you worry? You never wear your things out. And anywhere you have so many. Jeannie, don't be silly. I want to keep my things nice looking just as long as I can. That's why I always lux them. Well, these things are so exquisite, I'd be afraid to wash them at all. But haven't you heard the slogan? Anything safe in water is safe in lux. Mother says that's because luxe flakes haven't any harmful alkali. When you come to Hollywood, you can ask her. She'd love to tell you all about it.
Cecil B. DeMille
Mr. DeMille takes us back to our play.
Narrator
We continue with Up Pops the Devil, starring Fred McMurray and Madge Evans. With Anne working in the chorus and paying the bills. Steve went ahead rapidly on his new book. But now, after four months, the situation is beginning to pall. It's late afternoon, and Steve at his typewriter is trying vainly to concentrate. Interrupted repeatedly by the routine of housekeeping.
Steve Merrick
Who is it?
Laundry Man
Laundry. Laundry?
Steve Merrick
We'll bring it in.
Laundry Man
Evening, Mr. Merrick.
Steve Merrick
Hello. Just leave it there, will you? Say, it's about time you came. I've been waiting for a shirt since Thursday.
Laundry Man
Well, I was up here this afternoon. There was nobody home.
Steve Merrick
Well, why didn't you leave it? The other fellow always did.
Laundry Man
Yeah, that's why he got fired. Too easy. Didn't collect the bills. Say, you smelled something burning.
Steve Merrick
Holy cats. It's a dinner.
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Steve Merrick
You cooking?
Laundry Man
But I can guess what it is. Don't tell me now. Blanketed chicken. Is that right?
Steve Merrick
I don't know what it is now. It's all black. Hey, leave that stuff and beat it, will you?
Laundry Man
But the boss said that.
Steve Merrick
Oh, ye gods. Hello? What? No, it isn't. You've got the wrong number, madam. What are you waiting for? Pick up the dirty stuff, will you? I'm busy.
Laundry Man
Where is it?
Steve Merrick
It's in the bedroom. Look for it. Who is it?
Luella May Carroll
Hello, Steve, it's me.
Steve Merrick
Hello, Luella. What do you want?
Luella May Carroll
I've got something to tell you.
Steve Merrick
Listen, Noelle, I'm awfully busy.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, you look so cute in that apron.
Gilbert Morrell
Oh.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, don't take it off. I like it.
Steve Merrick
Luella, what do you want?
Luella May Carroll
I. I told you I have something to tell you.
Steve Merrick
Well, look, couldn't it wait for a while? You told me four things this morning and three things this afternoon. I'm up to my neck right now and I.
Luella May Carroll
But something terrible has happened. Steve, you just got to help me.
Steve Merrick
What's the matter this time of year? Curling iron busted again.
Luella May Carroll
Now, don't laugh at me. I'm serious.
Steve Merrick
Well, come on. What Is it?
Luella May Carroll
Sister Belva's gonna be married. Isn't that mean?
Gilbert Morrell
Yeah.
Steve Merrick
Yeah. That's terrible. Excuse me, will you?
Luella May Carroll
Well, it is me, and she's gonna be married right away. And that means I've got to go home.
Steve Merrick
That's fine. I mean. I mean.
Luella May Carroll
Yes, I've got to get the train tonight. That's what's so awful. See you. What must I do?
Steve Merrick
What do you mean?
Luella May Carroll
Well, how do I get my tickets?
Steve Merrick
Oh, that's easy. There's a man at the station who sells them.
Luella May Carroll
Could you come with me?
Steve Merrick
I'm sorry, Luella, but I couldn't make it now. I'm as busy as a dickens.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, Steve, you never do anything I ask you to. You never take me anywhere.
Steve Merrick
Now, Luella, please. Can't you see I'm busy?
Anne Merrick
Oh, all right.
Luella May Carroll
Should I come back later?
Steve Merrick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do that. Goodbye, Louella.
Luella May Carroll
Goodbye. See you later.
Laundry Man
I guess this is stuff.
Steve Merrick
You mean, huh?
Laundry Man
Why the dirty laundry. Is this it?
Barney
Oh, for.
Steve Merrick
Yes, that's it. Leave the clean stuff by the door.
Laundry Man
Sorry, mister. I got orders not to leave this laundry until you pay what you owe.
Steve Merrick
Oh, yeah? I owe you a couple of bucks.
Laundry Man
$10.25.
Steve Merrick
What?
Laundry Man
Why, you ain't paid a cent in a month.
Steve Merrick
All right. Come back tomorrow.
Laundry Man
Sure, I'll bring the laundry back then, too.
Steve Merrick
Oh, hey, wait a minute. Leave me one shirt, will you?
Laundry Man
And have him fire me. So long.
Steve Merrick
So long, Shylock. Hello? No, madam. No, madam. I've told you seven times this is not Jake's Delicatessen Store.
Jimmy Starr
Go away.
Steve Merrick
Go away.
Barney
All right, girls. Back at 8:30 tonight. 8:30 for the last show.
Gil
Hello, Anne.
Anne Merrick
Hello, Barney.
Barney
How are you? You look tired.
Anne Merrick
I am a little. I'll be all right.
Barney
Why don't you take a night off and get Doc?
Anne Merrick
Thanks. We need the money too much. Lend me a nickel, will you, Barney?
Barney
Say, it isn't that bad, is it?
Anne Merrick
I want to make a phone call.
Narrator
Sure.
Laundry Man
Here.
Anne Merrick
Thanks, Barney. Hello, is this Dr. Coyle's office? Dr. Coyle, please. Hello, this is Mrs. Merrick again, Doctor. Just about the same. Will you be in for half an hour?
Cecil B. DeMille
All right.
Anne Merrick
I'll drop in on my way home. Thank you.
Steve Merrick
Who is it?
Anne Merrick
It's Anne. Oh, I forgot my key. How are you, darling?
Steve Merrick
All right, I guess.
Anne Merrick
What's the matter?
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Steve Merrick
I ruined the dinner, that's all.
Anne Merrick
Again, huh?
Steve Merrick
What'd you say?
Anne Merrick
Nothing. I don't care about dinner anyway.
Steve Merrick
What's wrong with you?
Anne Merrick
I'm all right.
Steve Merrick
You don't look well.
Anne Merrick
Oh, I'm just tired.
Steve Merrick
I'm a dirty swine.
Gilbert Morrell
Here.
Steve Merrick
You've been working all day. You come home tired and the dinner's spoiled.
Anne Merrick
It doesn't matter. All I want is coffee. How did your work go today?
Steve Merrick
Oh, fine. I worked hard.
Anne Merrick
That's grand.
Steve Merrick
Everything's going along all right now.
Anne Merrick
I'm glad. I'm such a fool. I get so terribly anxious, Steve.
Steve Merrick
Oh, why?
Anne Merrick
Well, I want you to finish this.
Steve Merrick
Gee, I'm going to soon. Sure. I'm shooting right ahead.
Anne Merrick
Now, where is your work?
Steve Merrick
Oh, look, never mind about that. Come over here.
Anne Merrick
And Steve.
Jimmy Starr
What?
Anne Merrick
Is this all you've done? One page.
Steve Merrick
Oh, holy cats. Yes, that's all I've done.
Anne Merrick
Why did you lie to me?
Steve Merrick
Because I'm so tired of arguments.
Anne Merrick
Did you try? Did you ever sit down and try to write?
Steve Merrick
Yes, I've tried. Trying doesn't get you anywhere.
Anne Merrick
Oh, Steve. What's the matter?
Steve Merrick
I'm in a rut. I never go anywhere. I never see anybody. I just stick around here all day.
Anne Merrick
You said before you couldn't write because you had no time. You had a job. People kept dropping in. Now you've got nothing but time, and still you can't write.
Steve Merrick
Well, I'm dull. No man can write when he's dull.
Anne Merrick
What do you want to do?
Steve Merrick
I don't know. I knew I'd do it.
Anne Merrick
Darling, do you know you didn't kiss me when I came in?
Steve Merrick
This whole business has gotten under my skin the last few weeks. It's made it impossible for me to be close to you.
Anne Merrick
Is that it? I just wanted it because I haven't changed. I still want you.
Steve Merrick
Oh, Anne, I'm sorry I spoiled your dinner.
Anne Merrick
I wasn't hungry.
Steve Merrick
I'm just an egg.
Anne Merrick
You're a swell egg.
Steve Merrick
You know, if you could get a night off, maybe we could go someplace. Couldn't you take one night off?
Anne Merrick
No, I mustn't.
Steve Merrick
Well, you said the other girls did.
Anne Merrick
Yes, but they docked them for it.
Steve Merrick
They couldn't dock you. You've just been paid today.
Anne Merrick
Oh, don't worry. They take it out of next week. No, I'll go back to the factory.
Steve Merrick
Hey, look, how about me calling for you at the stage door tonight? You pretend you don't know me and I'll pick you up, huh?
Anne Merrick
Oh, darling, you'd better spend that time working.
Steve Merrick
All right. Oh, Ann, could you let me have $10 tonight?
Anne Merrick
$10? That's a lot of money, Steve.
Steve Merrick
I know.
Anne Merrick
Well, take it out of the household money.
Steve Merrick
There isn't any.
Anne Merrick
Don't be silly. I put $28 behind the clock last Saturday. Where did it go?
Steve Merrick
Well, the milk bill, the butcher, the grocer and the laundryman and. Listen, will you let me have $10?
Anne Merrick
What do you want it for?
Steve Merrick
If I could only have some money without having to account for it. I'm only borrowing it.
Anne Merrick
But we're spending more money than we make, Steve.
Steve Merrick
We've always spent more than we make. And we're still alive, aren't we?
Anne Merrick
I think the best plan is for me to keep the money and pay the bills.
Steve Merrick
Where do I come in?
Anne Merrick
Well, I. I'll give you an allowance.
Gilbert Morrell
Oh.
Steve Merrick
How much were you planning to give me?
Anne Merrick
Well, do you think $7 a week would be all right?
Steve Merrick
$7? Don't you think that's too much?
Anne Merrick
Well, then, would $5 do?
Steve Merrick
Good Lord, $5 a week.
Anne Merrick
Well, Steve, we're both working for the same thing, aren't we? You know, everything I have is yours.
Steve Merrick
Then give me $10.
Anne Merrick
What for?
Steve Merrick
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Anne Merrick
Here it is.
Steve Merrick
I don't want it.
Anne Merrick
That's childish.
Steve Merrick
Let's not talk about it.
Anne Merrick
All right. It's there on the table. I've got to go, man.
Steve Merrick
What time are you coming home tonight?
Anne Merrick
Right after the show, of course. Why?
Steve Merrick
You were late last night.
Anne Merrick
Gil turned up.
Steve Merrick
That's a habit of his, isn't it? I notice he doesn't turn up down here.
Anne Merrick
He doesn't want to interrupt your work.
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Steve Merrick
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Anne Merrick
Oh, darling, please. He's crazy about the first chapters you sent him.
Steve Merrick
Yeah, he must be.
Anne Merrick
Steve, what makes you act this way?
Steve Merrick
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what the. Where'd you go?
Anne Merrick
Out for a sandwich. And then to his place alone. Should I have had a chaperone?
Steve Merrick
If it's just the same to you. I wish you wouldn't.
Anne Merrick
A little over a year ago, you wouldn't have said that, Steve.
Steve Merrick
Well, we weren't married then. You're my wife now.
Anne Merrick
Oh, I see. Well, I need some diversion. After Working.
Luella May Carroll
Work?
Steve Merrick
You call that work? You try hanging around this place all day, never going anywhere, never seeing anyone.
Anne Merrick
Seems to me Luella's here enough, keeping you from your work.
Steve Merrick
What?
Anne Merrick
Does she know how things are?
Steve Merrick
What do you mean?
Anne Merrick
That I'm working so you can stay home and write.
Steve Merrick
Of course she doesn't.
Anne Merrick
Then I'll tell her.
Steve Merrick
What are you trying to do? That girl doesn't mean a thing to me. You know that. But she's the one person left who doesn't know I'm being supported. Can't you leave me one person who's got some respect for me? Even if it's only someone I pass in the hall? You made me a fool before everyone
Anne Merrick
else made a fool of you. I'm just trying to make you amount to something.
Luella May Carroll
Stevie, won't you please take me to the.
Anne Merrick
Oh, hello, Luella. Anything I can do for you?
Luella May Carroll
I just wanted to ask Steve something. I'm such a baby. I don't know what I'd do without him. And I've gotta go home tonight. Back to Villeport. Sister Belva's being married.
Anne Merrick
How nice.
Luella May Carroll
Couldn't you come to the station with me, Steve?
Steve Merrick
I'm sorry, Louella.
Luella May Carroll
I told you, just to the ticket office. Those men are always so cross.
Anne Merrick
I'm afraid he can't. Steve's got to work tonight. His publisher's waiting for him to finish his book.
Steve Merrick
Oh, wait a minute. I think it would be fine. Luella.
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Steve Merrick
I'd be delighted to do it for you.
Anne Merrick
Oh, I see. Well, I've got to go. Good night, Steve. You'll find your allowance on the table.
Luella May Carroll
Good night. Allowance? What did you.
Steve Merrick
Shut up.
Luella May Carroll
See you.
Steve Merrick
All right. I'm sorry. Let me alone, will you?
Luella May Carroll
I'm sorry, too. I guess I've kept you from your
Anne Merrick
work lots of times.
Luella May Carroll
Thank you and goodbye.
Jimmy Starr
Goodbye.
Steve Merrick
Wait. You're not going yet.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, I must.
Steve Merrick
You're not?
Luella May Carroll
I haven't got my reservation yet.
Steve Merrick
Well, forget it.
Gilbert Morrell
I'll.
Steve Merrick
I'll see that you get your ticket and I'll put you on your train.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, Stevie, could you.
Steve Merrick
Of course I could. But first of all, we're going out on a party. A grand farewell party. What do you think of that?
Luella May Carroll
Oh, that'd be marvelous.
Gil
I'd like to see Ann Merrick, please.
Narrator
Sorry, no one allowed backstage.
Gil
But the show's over.
Narrator
She.
Gil
Well, never mind. Here she is.
Laundry Man
Ann.
Anne Merrick
Oh, Gil.
Gil
I got your message. Anything wrong?
Anne Merrick
Oh, I don't know whether it's wrong or right. Let's get out of here.
Gil
Hungry?
Anne Merrick
Well, I didn't have any dinner.
Gil
Come on, I know a place. I think you need a little cheering up.
Steve Merrick
I have had no luck lately.
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Anne Merrick
That's the story, Gil. Oh, I shouldn't have done it. I guess he's probably sore. I can't blame him much.
Gil
Well, I'm afraid this arrangement is getting under his skin. You know Steve's always been on his own, done as he pleased. Now that he has to account for
Anne Merrick
everything, up pops the devil.
Gil
Yes, it's too bad. I don't know if I should tell you this. Steve asked me for an advance last week.
Anne Merrick
He did?
Gil
It was okay, but when he heard it had to come out of my own pocket, he turned it down.
Anne Merrick
Gil, that's the sort of thing that scares me. I give him money enough for everything. What does he do with it? Every cent counts.
Gil
Now, Anne, if you're hard up.
Anne Merrick
Oh, wait. You haven't heard my news. Don't laugh too loud, Gil. But I'm going to have a baby, Anne.
Gil
Oh, that swell. That's grand.
Anne Merrick
I just heard the glad tidings this evening. It. Well, it sort of knocked me for a loop.
Gil
Does Steve know?
Anne Merrick
No.
Gil
I'd like to see his face. Would you tell him?
Anne Merrick
But I'm not going to tell him. Not yet.
Gil
But it's the thing he needs.
Laundry Man
Why?
Gil
Don't make him feel like a million dollars.
Anne Merrick
Oh, no. I don't want him to feel any responsibility. He'd think he had to go back to his job, give up his writing. I don't want that. I can go on helping Steve and I'm going to do it. Don't you go and tell him.
Gil
I won't tell him. But there's one thing I'm going to insist on if I'm to be a party to this. I'm not going to have you worried about money. I'm going to give you a check just so that if you don't feel like dancing, you can quit.
Anne Merrick
But I. I couldn't take your money, Gil.
Gil
Well, we'll call it a loan then. And we'll take it out on Steve. Just as soon as you make him a rich and successful author.
Anne Merrick
Well, all right.
Gil
That's a good girl.
Jimmy Starr
Oh, yes.
Anne Merrick
Well, Gil, you know, I rather like the idea of having a baby now. I'm getting used to it.
Gil
Why, of course you do.
Anne Merrick
I wonder what Steve will say when I.
Gil
Well, what's the matter?
Anne Merrick
Don't look now, Gil, but he's here.
Gil
Who is?
Anne Merrick
Steve. Over there in the corner. He's entertaining our dear little friend from upstairs.
Gil
Anne.
Anne Merrick
So that's where the money goes.
Gil
Stop it.
Anne Merrick
He's taking her out on my money.
Gil
Don't be silly.
Laundry Man
Anne.
Gil
Sit down.
Anne Merrick
I'm going to speak to him.
Laundry Man
Anne.
Anne Merrick
Anne, come here.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, Stevie, you're just so funny.
Anne Merrick
Hello, Steve.
Luella May Carroll
Oh.
Steve Merrick
Oh, hello. Hello, Gil.
Gil
Hello, Steve.
Narrator
Sit down.
Anne Merrick
I thought you were home working, Steve.
Steve Merrick
I was. I'm not now.
Anne Merrick
Is this what you wanted the $10 for? Please, Luella. Steve's taken you around a lot, hasn't he? Why, now he's bought your supper.
Luella May Carroll
Yes.
Anne Merrick
Well, let me tell you this. Every time he took you out, I paid for it.
Steve Merrick
Shut up.
Anne Merrick
And when he gave you this supper, I paid for it. I've worked hard to get that money.
Steve Merrick
Shut up.
Anne Merrick
I won't shut up. I wanted you to tell her, but you wouldn't. It's the truth. She ought to know it then.
Steve Merrick
Go on, tell her. Tell everybody. She's supporting me, Loella. She buys my clothes, she buys my food. She pays the rent. Now everybody knows it. Are you satisfied?
Luella May Carroll
Leaving. Come back. Wait.
Gil
And you shouldn't have.
Anne Merrick
I don't care. It was the truth. I don't care.
Howard Greer
All right.
Anne Merrick
All right. Thanks for bringing me home, Gil.
Gil
Good night. I call you in the morning,
Luella May Carroll
Steve.
Anne Merrick
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
Steve Merrick
I won't be for long.
Anne Merrick
Where are you going? I want to tell you something.
Steve Merrick
Haven't you said enough? All I want is to get out.
Anne Merrick
Steve. I want to tell you something. Something important.
Steve Merrick
There's just one thing I want to tell you. That supper tonight was the first money I ever spent on Luella.
Anne Merrick
Then what have you done with the money?
Steve Merrick
Well, if you must know, I've been paying installments on your anniversary present. When I bought that bracelet, I didn't know I wasn't going to have any money of my own. That's why I didn't tell you. I didn't want you to know you were paying for your own present. I knew I could pay it back. And. And you're going to get it back. Every last cent of it. I'm gonna get A job and feel like a man again.
Anne Merrick
Oh, you can't go back to that job again. You can't.
Steve Merrick
Anything would be better than this. You don't think I can do anything? You don't believe in me.
Anne Merrick
Don't believe in you? After all I've done for you? After I've nearly killed myself working so hard?
Steve Merrick
Oh, if it was so hard, why didn't you quit?
Anne Merrick
Because I couldn't.
Steve Merrick
Why couldn't you? Because you had to support me. Well, you don't have to support me. I've made money before and I can make it again.
Anne Merrick
You don't have to go back to that job. Here's your check. You don't need that job.
Steve Merrick
What check?
Anne Merrick
Well, it's a. It's an advance on your work. Gilbert gave it to me tonight. Here.
Gilbert Morrell
Yeah.
Steve Merrick
He wouldn't give it to me. I asked him. He said any money would have to come out of his own pocket.
Anne Merrick
Steve, I want to tell you something.
Steve Merrick
You think I'm a fool? This check is made out to you.
Anne Merrick
What do you mean?
Steve Merrick
It isn't for me. For my work. He gave it to you. Girlhood crush, huh?
Luella May Carroll
Get out.
Steve Merrick
You were up at his place. You've been sneaking out with him every night.
Anne Merrick
Get out. I'm making the money. This is my place. And if you don't like what I'm
Luella May Carroll
doing, you can get out.
Steve Merrick
Yeah, that's.
Anne Merrick
Well, go on back to your job. Be a nobody all your life.
Steve Merrick
A nobody. A nobody. That's what I've been for four months. Cooking, sweeping, answering bells, having to beg you for every nickel. That's what I've been, a nobody. And I'm sick and tired of the whole business.
Cecil B. DeMille
We pause for station identification. This is the Columbia Broadcasting System,
Narrator
Pausing between scenes of Up Pops the Devil. Our trip to Backstage Hollywood finds us meeting Jimmy Starr. Once a struggling writer like Steve Merrick in our play. He's now motion picture columnist for the Los Angeles Herald and Express. His alliance with films began when he got a job putting up the marquee signs announcing new shows for a theater. But he couldn't spell, so he became a publicity man. He was an extra in the early Tarzan films, worked as a Keystone Cop for Mack Sennett and once danced for three hours with May Murray. Jimmy originated the full page idea for Phil News, and I'm giving him his chance now to originate something on the air.
Jimmy Starr
I was hoping you would extend that dare, Mr. DeMille. As a matter of fact, I have some suggestions on how to conduct a radio program.
Narrator
Naturally, Mr. Starr. Naturally. I expected that. Remember, we have millions of listeners. And I don't want anything to happen that would offend them.
Jimmy Starr
I know, I know. I'm not exactly picking on you, Mr. DeMille. It's guys like Winchell and Fiddler. When they start dealing out news about Hollywood. They miss a chance to tell the story the way it should be told over the radio. After all, we're dealing with sound. My idea is simply this. Now, suppose Simone. Simone and Jean Markey really got serious. I'd explain it with something like this.
Narrator
I understand. Wedding bells.
Jimmy Starr
Right. And suppose. And that Martha Ray tearing up her marriage license.
Narrator
Any others to offer?
Jimmy Starr
Certainly.
Cecil B. DeMille
What's this?
Narrator
Sounds like someone taking a bath.
Jimmy Starr
Not quite. But you're catching on. It's a housewife washing dishes. In Luxe Flakes, of course. And this.
Narrator
Now you got me there, Jimmy.
Jimmy Starr
Well, that's the sound made by the hands of another housewife when she runs them over her husband's face, rough and cracked. You see, she doesn't use Luxe Flakes for washing dishes. Poor woman. She's been using some other soap with that harmful alkali in it.
Narrator
I thought that maybe the husband needed a shave.
Jimmy Starr
Oh, no. The hands of the same lady on the same husband sound like this when she uses Lux. As smooth and as soft as a song. Even a columnist knows that. Now, here's an easy one,
Narrator
very simple. That woman just dropped the dishes she was washing.
Jimmy Starr
Wrong again. That's Lupi Vallee and Johnny Weissmuller spending a quiet evening at home.
Narrator
Clever, Mr. Starr. But how about stepping from your critical pose for a moment and sticking to your last what's doing around town?
Jimmy Starr
Okay, here are a few things that happened only a few moments ago that will make tomorrow's headlines. If you want any more information about the personalities mentioned, write me in care of Deluxe Radio Theater, Hollywood. New scoop number one. Mark down April 13th as the wedding date for Lily Pons and Andre Castellanis who sailed for Europe on that day. Their ceremony will be performed on board. Ms. Pons is always considered number 13. Her luckiest news scoop number two. A lover spat, which may become permanent is the cause of Tyrone Power taking a plane to New York to spend five days visiting Jeanette Gaynor. Sonia, Henny and Tyrone haven't spoken to each other since last Tuesday. News note number three. Greta Garbo is packing up her duds to return to Sweden for four months. The mysterious movie made will slip out of Hollywood sometime within three weeks. But not without first signing a new contract with Metro. Golan Mayer. Screen scoop number four. Virginia Bruce and director J. Walter Rubin are tuning up the wedding bells. They're so in love. Virginia has already put her okay on a lot, on which Walter will build their love nest. Screen scoop number five. Producer David Selznick loudly denies that Paulette Goddard has been assigned the coveted role of Scarlett o' Hara in Gone with the Wind. That's true, but it's a 10 to 1 bet she gets the part. News note number six. Charlie Chapman, who vowed he would never make a talkie, will speak in his next picture. News Note number 7. On location in Bel Air, Katharine Hepburn formed a softball team and challenged some kids playing in a vacant lot. Cary Grant pitched, Katie played third base, and director Howard Hawks covered second base. The final score was 28 to 8 in favor of the movie team. Katie hit a home run, stole two bases, and the kids won't know until they hear this that they were playing with the elusive Katharine Hepburn. And thanks for Letting me talk, Mr. DeMille. And now, letting sound tell the story again. Here's a way to say goodbye to a columnist.
Narrator
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was Jimmy Star. And now back to fred mcmurray and madge evans. And up pops the devil.
Barney
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Two more months have gone by. Steve and Anne have been separated since the night he left the apartment. But now Anne is planning to see him again, once again to settle the matter of their divorce. In Gilbert's office, she sits, twisting her handkerchief and glancing frequently at the clock.
Gil
Where are you meeting him?
Anne Merrick
At the Park Crescent. We're having lunch. Would you like to come, Gil?
Gil
Good Lord, no.
Narrator
What's the matter?
Gil
Are you scared?
Anne Merrick
Well, I'm not exactly, but I wish it were over.
Gil
You hadn't heard from him at all?
Anne Merrick
No, just those weekly money orders. He sent me another this morning. $100.
Gil
I wish he wouldn't do things like that. I'm trying to dislike him.
Anne Merrick
His war debt. He said he'd pay it all back to me.
Gil
You've quite a collection. What are you going to talk about at lunch?
Anne Merrick
The divorce. He doesn't Know anything about it yet?
Gil
Will you tell him you're going to marry me?
Anne Merrick
Yes.
Gil
And when are you going to tell me?
Anne Merrick
Oh, Gil, you're a darling, but I couldn't marry you.
Gil
You're still in love with him, aren't you?
Anne Merrick
I tell you, I hate him. The only thing we're going to discuss is the lawyer's instructions.
Gil
But you might want to tell him about the baby.
Anne Merrick
I'll never do that.
Gil
But it isn't right not to tell him.
Anne Merrick
Gil, please. I know what I'm doing.
Gil
I hope so, Anne.
Narrator
Will there be anything else, sir?
Steve Merrick
I don't think so. And?
Anne Merrick
Nothing. Thanks.
Laundry Man
Yes, ma'. Am.
Steve Merrick
Well, enjoy the lunch.
Anne Merrick
Yes, thank you.
Steve Merrick
I hear you're not at the Circle anymore.
Anne Merrick
No, I left a few weeks ago.
Steve Merrick
I. I was glad when you sent for me.
Anne Merrick
I'd have sent for you sooner if I'd known where you were.
Steve Merrick
Was there anything special you wanted to see me about?
Anne Merrick
Yes. It's about the divorce.
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Cecil B. DeMille
What divorce?
Anne Merrick
Ours. I went to see a lawyer.
Steve Merrick
Wait a minute.
Anne Merrick
What is it?
Steve Merrick
Do you mean this?
Anne Merrick
Yes, Steve.
Steve Merrick
A lawyer. Well, Anne, how could you go to a lawyer?
Anne Merrick
What did you expect me to do?
Steve Merrick
Well, it's just you and me. What's between us is nobody's business.
Anne Merrick
Unfortunately, when we got married, it became the state's business.
Steve Merrick
Anne, this is you and me. You can't act like this.
Anne Merrick
It's a shame. Isn't it? So much easier just walking out.
Steve Merrick
Can't we settle it between ourselves?
Anne Merrick
Well, we could have, if we hadn't been such fools as to have gotten married.
Steve Merrick
It wasn't marriage that made us unhappy. It was me.
Anne Merrick
I'm sorry, Steve.
Steve Merrick
I lost my sense of importance. I couldn't write. I couldn't do anything.
Anne Merrick
You could fight, though.
Steve Merrick
Of course I could fight. I was just trying to convince myself I was somebody I had to fight. Can't you see that? It didn't matter about what it did to me. And.
Anne Merrick
Well, I. I guess that's all.
Steve Merrick
And you're leaving me for something I said when I was so mad I couldn't see straight. Listen. And you're my whole life. I haven't anything but you. These two months I've been so lonely for you, I could hardly go on. I telephoned you again and again, pretending it was the wrong number just so I could hear you say hello. And then I came to your stage door and followed you. I wanted you so terribly, but I couldn't come back. I had to get on my feet first. And I haven't done so badly, have I? Two stories accepted. And now I'll finish the book and. Oh, Ann, look at me.
Anne Merrick
What's the use of all this? I'm going telephone Gil about the divorce. He'll tell you all about it.
Steve Merrick
Anne, are you going to marry Gil?
Anne Merrick
Yes, Steve.
Cecil B. DeMille
I see.
Anne Merrick
All right, you. You can come up to the apartment and get your things anytime.
Steve Merrick
Thanks. I guess there's nothing there I want very much.
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Steve Merrick
Give me another one of those, will you?
Barney
Yeah. Hey, Steve, how are you?
Steve Merrick
Oh, hello, Barney. Where you been hiding? I've been around.
Barney
Yeah? Funny, I haven't seen you. I just came from the apartment. Went up to see Ann.
Steve Merrick
Oh, yeah?
Barney
I haven't seen her since she quit the show.
Steve Merrick
She got another job, Barney, Huh?
Barney
I. I don't think so.
Narrator
What she quit for then, huh? I say, why'd she quit the show?
Barney
Don't you know?
Steve Merrick
How should I know?
Barney
If you don't know, I don't know.
Steve Merrick
How was she, Bunny?
Gilbert Morrell
Okay.
Narrator
Gil Morrell was up, too, for a while.
Jimmy Starr
Yeah.
Barney
He came to say goodbye.
Laundry Man
Yeah.
Steve Merrick
There too.
Laundry Man
Who?
Barney
Say, what is this?
Gilbert Morrell
The An?
Steve Merrick
The An.
Barney
Yeah. Morel's going to Europe for a couple of years.
Steve Merrick
You're crazy. How do you like that?
Narrator
I'm crazy?
Steve Merrick
You mean he's really going?
Barney
If he isn't, he's an awful liar.
Gilbert Morrell
Alone?
Barney
I guess so.
Gilbert Morrell
Why?
Steve Merrick
Let me out of here. Hey, where are you going along, buddy. Hey, what's the matter with you? I'm crazy.
Gilbert Morrell
Hey,
Luella May Carroll
Steve.
Steve Merrick
And I've got to see you.
Anne Merrick
Not now.
Steve Merrick
I've got to.
Gilbert Morrell
How do you like it, Mama?
Luella May Carroll
Well, it seems real nice.
Steve Merrick
Who are those people out in the kitchen?
Anne Merrick
Please, Steve. They've come to rent the apartment.
Steve Merrick
Rent the apartment? I thought you were going to stay here.
Anne Merrick
I'm going to stay till I rent it.
Steve Merrick
Do you mean to say you're going to let strangers come and live in our house, using our things, snooping in our kitchen, peeking up our chimney?
Luella May Carroll
I asked you.
Anne Merrick
You said you didn't want the place or the furniture. Now I'm going to rent it furnished. I've got to have the money.
Steve Merrick
I'll give you money.
Anne Merrick
I don't want your money.
Steve Merrick
Well, where will you go?
Anne Merrick
I'm going out of town. Where, Mrs. Morrell?
Luella May Carroll
Yes?
Steve Merrick
Well, when are you leaving? Will you tell me that?
Anne Merrick
Just as soon as I rent the apartment.
Gilbert Morrell
Oh, Mrs. Merrick, my wife likes the place fine.
Luella May Carroll
I certainly do.
Anne Merrick
The beds are so comfortable.
Luella May Carroll
And I haven't seen a real kitchen since we left California.
Gilbert Morrell
It sure is nice and, Mrs. Merrick,
Luella May Carroll
I wonder if you'd show me how that range works.
Anne Merrick
Why, of course. It's really very easy.
Luella May Carroll
Well, I'm sure it is.
Gilbert Morrell
Say, that kitchen sure got her, hasn't it? But this chair is what sold me.
Luella May Carroll
Yeah.
Gilbert Morrell
This is what I call a real chair. Yeah, it sure is. Yes, sir. You sit here at night and snuggle up to that fireplace.
Steve Merrick
Yeah, Well, I don't think you'd want to snuggle up to that fireplace. You sit that close and you choke to death. That's one of those fireplaces where all the smoke comes into the room and all the heat goes up the chimney.
Gilbert Morrell
Is that so?
Steve Merrick
And let me tell you, in one of these old houses, you sure need the heat.
Gilbert Morrell
Well, that's all right. I guess that be fixed.
Steve Merrick
That cost an awful lot of money.
Gilbert Morrell
Not me. That used to be my business.
Steve Merrick
Oh, well. Oh, well, I. I hope you used to be in the plastering business too.
Gilbert Morrell
Yeah.
Laundry Man
Huh?
Gilbert Morrell
Why?
Steve Merrick
Oh, it's not very important. But that ceiling up there, it has a tendency to fall down.
Gilbert Morrell
Is that so?
Steve Merrick
Yeah. Pretty near brain me one night, but you get used to it. Just remember to stay on this side of the room.
Narrator
Well, I, I.
Luella May Carroll
Now I understand.
Anne Merrick
I'm sure it won't give you any trouble.
Gilbert Morrell
Oh, Mama.
Steve Merrick
Yes, Mama?
Gilbert Morrell
Come inside a minute. I want to speak to you now.
Luella May Carroll
There's nothing to speak about.
Gilbert Morrell
Oh, yes, there is. You'll excuse us, won't you?
Narrator
Oh, sure, sure.
Anne Merrick
Well, what did you tell that man? That man was crazy about this place. What did you tell him?
Steve Merrick
I don't know.
Jimmy Starr
Oh, yeah.
Steve Merrick
I told him about the ceiling falling down.
Anne Merrick
The ceiling? When?
Steve Merrick
Well, don't you remember that day we found the plaster all over the floor?
Anne Merrick
One little.
Steve Merrick
Well, it might have been dangerous.
Anne Merrick
You're trying to ruin my chances of renting.
Steve Merrick
I don't want those people coming in here. I want to live here with you. Oh, and we can be so happy.
Luella May Carroll
Don't be silly.
Gilbert Morrell
All right. If you say so, Mama.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, it's all right, Mrs. Mary. I'll have the ceiling fixed myself.
Anne Merrick
But it really.
Gilbert Morrell
If it's okay with Mama, it's okay with me. I guess I wouldn't care what the place was like, just so long as that chair went with it.
Steve Merrick
That chair doesn't go with it.
Luella May Carroll
Steve, you.
Steve Merrick
I've changed my mind. That chair doesn't go with it. And that table and that lamp and that couch.
Luella May Carroll
Steve.
Steve Merrick
And you're not going.
Anne Merrick
Let go of me.
Steve Merrick
We've changed our minds. We're not Going to sublen.
Gil
But.
Gilbert Morrell
But it was all set.
Steve Merrick
I don't care. Listen, darling. Listen. You can't go off and leave me. I need you. And you need me too. What kind of a life is that, being separated? Me missing you so much and wanting you.
Gilbert Morrell
Come along, Mama.
Steve Merrick
Don't you see how happy we can be? It'll be like it was at first. I can take. Take care of you.
Anne Merrick
Oh, dear.
Luella May Carroll
I wish now I'd never seen the place.
Anne Merrick
Mrs. Platt. Mrs. Platt.
Luella May Carroll
Don't listen to him.
Anne Merrick
You can have this place.
Luella May Carroll
Oh, I'm afraid, dearie.
Anne Merrick
You don't know what you want.
Luella May Carroll
But I was like that too, with my first mama.
Narrator
Are you coming?
Steve Merrick
What did she say?
Anne Merrick
Are you satisfied now that you've driven them away? Now that you spoiled my chance of renting? Do you think by doing that that you'll force me to coming back to you?
Steve Merrick
What did she say?
Anne Merrick
Do you answer me that? Because if you do, you're crazy. I can take care of myself. I've made money before and I'll make it again.
Steve Merrick
I know. She said something about you first.
Anne Merrick
Oh, she's crazy.
Steve Merrick
Anne. Anne. Are we gonna have a baby?
Anne Merrick
Yes.
Steve Merrick
How long have you known it?
Anne Merrick
Two months.
Steve Merrick
Two months? Then you knew it when we were separated.
Anne Merrick
Yes.
Steve Merrick
Why didn't you tell me?
Anne Merrick
I was going to.
Steve Merrick
Going to? That's swell. You were going to tell me, but you didn't. Did you two perfect strangers from California walk in and tell me I'm about to become a father?
Gil
That's great.
Steve Merrick
That. Swell.
Anne Merrick
Well, you see.
Steve Merrick
Why didn't you tell me at lunch that day?
Anne Merrick
I didn't want it.
Steve Merrick
Why not?
Anne Merrick
You'd have said the wrong thing.
Steve Merrick
No, you're just trying to get even. Do you mean to say that you were going to walk out that door without even telling me? My own baby?
Anne Merrick
It's not your baby. It's yours.
Steve Merrick
Hasn't he got a father?
Anne Merrick
No.
Steve Merrick
What?
Anne Merrick
Well, he's a brute.
Steve Merrick
The baby?
Luella May Carroll
Yes. No.
Anne Merrick
I mean, you are.
Steve Merrick
Oh. Oh, I am. I don't want to fight anymore.
Anne Merrick
I don't want to talk anymore.
Steve Merrick
Why don't you kiss me?
Anne Merrick
Oh, Steve, darling.
Steve Merrick
I'm so crazy about you.
Anne Merrick
You've got a funny way of showing it. You were going to let me walk out.
Steve Merrick
You had me scared. I thought you meant it.
Anne Merrick
You stupid. How could I?
Steve Merrick
It was just a lesson, darling. I've learned it already.
Anne Merrick
You did it so well I was scared to death.
Steve Merrick
You didn't show it.
Anne Merrick
Darling. All I want in the world is to sit back and Let you take care of me, darling.
Steve Merrick
That's just what I'm going to do.
Cecil B. DeMille
Up pops.
Narrator
The devil has ended, but our stars pop up again a little later. Now a moment with Howard Greer, owner of one of the most exclusive dress shops in the film capital. If he'd not been a machine gun corporal during the World War, he wouldn't be here tonight talking about clothes. When the war ended, he took the first job he could get. It was with Paul Poiret, the famous French designer. And today the ex machine gunner ranks among the world's foremost stylists. Mr. Greer's clientele has included practically every Hollywood star since the days when Clara Bow was popularizing the third person Neuter and Norma Shearer was making cowboy films. Prior to opening his shop, Mr. Greer worked for me. And I was never sure whether it was because or in spite of me that he left pictures for his own business.
Howard Greer
The truth of the matter, Mr. DeMille, is simply this. I'd much rather make clothes for off screen wear. Because private clothes provide the advantage of an added dimension. Once in a while I do get caught in a picture. However, at the moment I'm making the clothes Katharine Hepburn will wear in her next film.
Narrator
What do you think, Howard, is your most original contribution in designing costumes?
Howard Greer
Well, back in the days when sound first came in, dresses made out of taffetas and beaded materials made so much noise they interfered with the dialogue. So I took a chance, designed an evening dress out of wool. And no one was more surprised than I when six months later, Paris came out with a complete line of woolen evening gowns. Today, however, sound has been so perfected that we can use all types of materials without encountering any trouble at all.
Narrator
The current issue of Life magazine showing the popularity of white fox furs is another proof of your ability to set styles.
Howard Greer
The present popularity of white fox is practically the result of a panic. A few years ago when silver fox was dominating styles. A wholesale fur company found itself stuck with thousands of white fox skins. They offered me all I could use on dresses to divert some interest from silver to white and dyed fox. Previously, furs had been used only as collars, cuffs and trimming. I used the skins intact as sleeves again. Paris followed. At the moment, both white and silver fox are very much in favor. Incidentally, the first suit showing silver fox sleeves is one I happened to make for Tallulah Bankhead to wear in her play Reflected glory. So maybe Ms. Bankhead really started the present first sleeve vogue for women who want to learn what's going to be worn and how they can apply those ideas to themselves. I know of no better school than the screen and like the screen, if you don't mind my saying it. The sponsors of this program are doing a fine service in helping women to be better dressed. Their product, Luxe Flakes, is the best I've ever encountered for keeping all washable material, no matter how fine, looking like new so much longer. My advice is to buy fewer but better clothes. If they're washable, take care of them in Luxe Flakes and you'll find in the long run, you'll be spending much less money and will look more attractive.
Narrator
Your recent showing of Fall and Winter Clothes Howard was one of Hollywood's important events. What are some of the style highlights it indicated?
Howard Greer
Well, in the first place, it's going to be a more colorful season. Street dresses will be the shortest in 10 years with straight lines and square shoulders. Shoes are apt to be ankle height. You'll see a new type of glove allowing plenty of room for rings with the three smaller fingers all in one compartment. Something like a mitt. At least I hope you'll see it because I invented it. Hats are madder than ever and anything goes. Box coats will be exceedingly popular and colors for all clothes will be warmer and more vivid. Lines for evening are simple, but fabrics are extravagant and luxurious. And last, the zipper fastener will be used for everything, even the most delicate kind of evening dress. But now I think I've held things up just about long enough. Thanks for listening.
Narrator
Thank you. Well, most people go to the the city to work and to the mountains for a vacation. Fred McMurray and Madge Evans have just done the opposite. Madge returned last week from a nice quiet rest in New York and Fred has been in the San Bernardino mountains working on his new film.
Steve Merrick
Which only proves again that the movies are a tricky business. You know, just before I came here tonight, I was working on the set of True Confession and thinking how mad we must appear to people who happen to drop in and hear the language of motion pictures.
Anne Merrick
You mean our dialogue?
Steve Merrick
No, I. I mean a conversation like this.
Narrator
Look out, Fred.
Steve Merrick
We're going to kill that baby and put a silk around the broad. We'll drop that gobo over your head and don't look at the blimp. Just make sure you're behind the eight ball.
Anne Merrick
The average person needs an interpreter on a movie set.
Narrator
Perhaps we should explain that in screen language. When you kill a baby, you merely turn off a small spotlight and a
Steve Merrick
silk around abroad Is a diffuser hung in front of a wide rectangular light.
Anne Merrick
While a gobo, for those who are interested, is an oblong shield that keeps light out of a camera lens.
Narrator
The blimp being the padded camera covering the deadened sound. And the eight ball simply a new type of microphone. I might add that we're not referring to food and drink. When we tell an electrician to take his keg of beer and spaghetti and put them in a corner, the keg of beer is just another variety of small light. And the spaghetti, the wire cable.
Anne Merrick
It's practically another language. But what about all this hard work Fred was doing up in the mountains? The story I heard was that he went to Lake Arrowhead.
Narrator
Yes, to go swimming.
Anne Merrick
Oh, what a hardship.
Steve Merrick
Well, let me explain. Magic Arrowhead may belong to sunny California in summertime, but in October, I think the Eskimos take possession of the lake.
Anne Merrick
If it was that cold, why didn't they use a double?
Steve Merrick
Well, they did take a double up there. But it seems that while the double was a beautiful swimmer. And incidentally, as a good friend of mine, the only stroke he knew was a dog paddle. Now, suppose you tell us about that trip to New York.
Anne Merrick
Oh, nothing very exciting, Fred. Just a nice change and a chance to see some of those Broadway shows. I was rather amazed to find out how many of our Hollywood neighbors are now in plays there, or soon will be. Mona Barry, Frances Farmer, Frederick March and Florence Eldridge. Ian Keith, Walter Houston and Nan Sunderland. But it's very good to be back home and to be with all of you here in the Lux Radio Theatre. Once again, many thanks.
Steve Merrick
Good night, C.B.
Narrator
good night. Good night, Madge. Good night, Fred. I'll see you behind the eight ball.
Cecil B. DeMille
Thank you, Fred McMurray and Mad. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your announcer, Melville Ruick. Mr. DeMille returns in a moment with great news concerning next week's program. Mr. McMurray and Mr. DeMille appeared through. Courtesy of Paramount Studios. Charles Tannen Hurt. His Byny Hatfield and Lewis silvers are from 20th Century Fox, where the latter was in charge of music for Lancer Spy. Also in tonight's cast were Frank Nelson as George Kent, Dink Trout as laundry man, Marie Hammond as Mrs. Platt, Lou Merrill as Mr. Platt, Anne Morrison as secretary and Robert Whitney as head waiter. And now our producer.
Narrator
Next Monday night, one of the finest actors the screen has ever known comes to the Lux Radio Theatre. Most of us, I'm sure, recall his brilliant performance for us last season in Men in White and more recently on the screen in Captain's courageous. His name Spencer Tracy. He stars for us in the celebrated story by Sinclair Lewis that became a national bestseller and a box office triumph as a motion picture aerosmith. In it, Mr. Tracy plays the part of a modern microbe hunter struggling to be true to both his wife and science. And starring with Mr. Tracy will be Ms. Fay Ray. Our sponsors, the makers of Lux Flakes, join me in inviting you to be with us again next Monday night when the Lux Radio Theater presents Spencer Tracy and Pey Ray in Arrowsmith. This is Cecil B. DeMille saying good night to you from Hollywood.
Cecil B. DeMille
Our play tonight was from the original by Albert Hackett and Francis Goodrich. Danger, love at work and loveliness of you heard during tonight's performance. Welcome. You can't have everything. This is the Columbia Broadcasting.
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Release Date: June 21, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Featured Play: Up Pops the Devil
Starring: Fred MacMurray (Steve Merrick), Madge Evans (Anne Merrick)
Special Guests: Jimmy Starr (Hollywood columnist), Howard Greer (dress designer)
Production Notes: Directed by Cecil B. DeMille, Music by Louis Silvers
This episode presents a radio adaptation of the Broadway play Up Pops the Devil—a smart, witty exploration of marriage, ambition, changing gender dynamics, and the struggle between personal aspiration and domestic life. Centered on Steve Merrick, an aspiring writer, and his wife Anne, the story examines the strains placed on their marriage when Anne becomes the breadwinner so Steve can write full time. The play is brought to life by strong performances and lively period banter, with interludes of charm and old Hollywood glamour.
The episode is breezy yet deeply emotional, filled with banter typical of 1930s screwball comedies but underpinned by real issues of pride, self-respect, and changing marital expectations. The performances bristle with warmth, frustration, and ultimately genuine affection. Woven throughout are wry asides, quick repartee, and a sense of old Hollywood magic.
If you've never heard classic radio theater—or this bittersweet romantic comedy—this episode offers a vivid sample of period wit and subtle social commentary, enlivened by excellent performances and rich, engaging dialogue. The drama holds up as a study in the give-and-take of marriage and the ongoing negotiation between dreams, reality, and love.
Skip to (20:01) for a taste of 1930s marital negotiation and (44:30) for the emotional denouement.