Marvelous Margie 1947-02-05 First Episode

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Marvelous Margie" – Harold's Old Time Radio

Episode Information

• Title: Marvelous Margie
• Original Air Date: February 5, 1947
• Podcast Release Date: March 4, 2025
• Host/Author: Harold's Old Time Radio
• Description: Relive the charm of the Golden Age of Radio with "Marvelous Margie," a delightful show capturing the essence of family entertainment before television became ubiquitous. Featuring beloved characters from that era, listeners are transported to a time when families gathered around the radio to enjoy riveting stories and comedic antics.

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Introduction and Cast Presentation

The episode kicks off with a brief interruption for a Wayfair advertisement, which is subsequently skipped per instructions.

At [00:31], William Demarest warmly welcomes the audience:

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is a brand new show starring Marjorie Reynolds, Vinnie Barnes, and William Demarest. That's me."

William introduces the main cast, highlighting their real-life neighborly relationships in the San Fernando Valley. He humorously notes the absence of sponsorship details, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.

Setting the Scene: The Reynolds' Dilemma

Marjorie Reynolds and her husband, Jack Reynolds, navigate the challenges of balancing professional aspirations with personal responsibilities. At [00:40], Marjorie reveals an urgent call:

"Jack, Mrs. Phineas Panic just called and insists we come right over to their house. She wants us to help entertain some relatives who just dropped in..."

Jack, portrayed as the quintessential tinkerer, laments his unfinished inventions:

"Besides, tonight I've got to finish the plans for my new automatic self-winding reversible potato masher." [01:35] – Jack Reynolds

Marjorie prioritizes the request, emphasizing the importance of their relationship with Mr. Phineas Panic, a significant film producer hoping to cast Marjorie in his new picture.

The Quest for a Babysitter

With time ticking, Marjorie and Jack seek a reliable babysitter. Their first attempt is Bill Demarest, depicted humorously as unreliable:

"Don't you trust The American Telephone Company. They spend millions of dollars every year so that any dummy with one little finger can call any other dummy..." [02:50] – William Demarest as Bill Demarest

After Bill's comical refusal, Marjorie turns to Vinnie Barnes, leading to a pivotal interaction:

"Oh, Vinnie, darling, you saved our lives. ... Thanks a lot. Come. Bye, Benny." [04:33] – Marjorie Reynolds

Arrival at the Party Hosted by Phineas Panic

Marjorie and Jack arrive at Mr. Panic's residence, setting the stage for key plot developments. Upon arrival, Marjorie greets their guest, Miss Barbie, and attempts to engage with Mr. Panic's wife, Mabel. The dynamics between the characters are showcased through witty dialogue and situational comedy.

Unexpected Guests and Comedic Tensions

As the evening progresses, Bill Demarest makes an unexpected appearance, seeking a role in Mr. Panic's film:

"I'm staying away from your house. And besides, I was invited." [08:36] – William Demarest as Bill Demarest

This leads to a humorous exchange where Bill attempts to siphon punch, reiterating his character's comical nature:

"You got enough vegetables up there to start a market. How often do you rotate your crops?" [09:12] – William Demarest

Phineas Panic's Entrance and the Climax

At [15:56], Phineas Panic finally arrives, intending to discuss a new role for Marjorie. However, misunderstandings and comedic interruptions ensue:

"Mr. Panic, you... Oh, dear. It's going to be too bad for him." [20:08] – Marjorie Reynolds

The climax peaks when Marjorie confronts Mr. Panic about the casting and the complications arising from Bill Demarest's involvement:

"Well, Mr. Panic, that's awfully nice. ... Margie, you're killing my sale." [23:06] – Marjorie Reynolds & William Demarest

Resolution and Setting Up Future Episodes

In the episode's conclusion, Marjorie successfully negotiates roles for both herself and Bill Demarest, resolving the night's earlier tensions:

"Then the part for Bill is set, isn't it, Mr. Pan?" [24:14] – Marjorie Reynolds

Phineas Panic departs with newfound agreements, leaving listeners anticipating future developments:

"Quite. As a matter of fact, I was just saying to your wife tonight at your party." [23:28] – Marjorie Reynolds

William Demarest's character humorously laments missed opportunities, adding a light-hearted end to the episode:

"Margie, you're killing my sale." [23:20] – William Demarest

Behind the Scenes: Show Production Insights

Interwoven within the narrative are meta-commentaries from Bob Shannon, who provides behind-the-scenes insights into the characters and their real-life counterparts:

"Ms. Reynolds can be seen currently in the Paramount picture Monsieur Voucaire with Bob Hope." [05:46] – Bob Shannon

He elaborates on the actors' careers, enhancing the authenticity and nostalgic appeal of the show.

Final Thoughts and Teasers for Next Episode

The episode wraps up with Marjorie thanking the audience and teasing future adventures:

"Good night, folks. Thanks for coming. See you next week." [26:36] – Marjorie Reynolds

This leaves listeners eager for subsequent episodes, eager to follow the Reynolds' comedic escapades.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• William Demarest (Opening): "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is a brand new show starring Marjorie Reynolds, Vinnie Barnes, and William Demarest." [00:31]
• Jack Reynolds: "Besides, tonight I've got to finish the plans for my new automatic self-winding reversible potato masher." [01:35]
• Marjorie Reynolds on Babysitter: "Oh, Vinnie, darling, you saved our lives." [04:33]
• Bill Demarest (Refusal): "Don't you trust The American Telephone Company... I ain’t dummy enough to come over and sit with that kid of yours tonight." [02:50]

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Conclusion

"Marvelous Margie" offers a delightful glimpse into post-war American life, blending humor with relatable domestic scenarios. Through its engaging characters and witty dialogues, the episode encapsulates the essence of Old Time Radio, providing both entertainment and a nostalgic journey for modern listeners. Whether you're a longtime aficionado or new to Harold's Old Time Radio, this episode promises laughter, charm, and timeless storytelling.

Transcript

[Stiles Mackenzie]

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[Wayfair]

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[William Demarest]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is a brand new show starring Marjorie Reynolds, Vinnie Barnes and William demores. That's me. In real life, we're neighbors. We live side by side out in San Fernando Valley, just a few minutes from Hollywood. Our program is brought to you by by kind of smudged here. Oh, well, I'll find out about that later. Hey, you. Yeah, what's your name?

[Bob Shannon]

Bob Shannon.

[William Demarest]

Well, aren't you supposed to announce this show?

[Bob Shannon]

Yeah.

[William Demarest]

Well, what are you waiting for, a fanfare?

[Bob Shannon]

Well, of course. Your Hollywood stars, Marjorie Reynolds, William Demarest and Benny Barnes. Calling to your attention, radio's newest show. Marvelous. Marg.

[Wayfair]

Jack.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, Jack, where are you?

[Jack Reynolds]

Out here in the kitchen, Marg.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

What a lucky break for me. Jack, Mrs. Phineas panic just called and insists we come right over to their house. She wants us to help entertain some relatives who just dropped in and well, we have to be there at 7:30.

[Jack Reynolds]

But Margie, it's 6:30 now. Besides, tonight I've got to finish the plans for my new automatic self winding reversible potato masher.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, you and your important projects. For heaven's sake, what are all those papers on the floor?

[Jack Reynolds]

Well, right now I'm trying to figure out our income tax. Now my unemployment checks amount to.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, Jack, Jack, that can wait. We must go to the Panic. After all, Phineas T. Panic is a very important producer. We were hoping, you remember, that I was going to get a part in his new picture.

[Jack Reynolds]

Oh, well, Margie, wait a minute. Who's going to take care of the baby? The last sitter we had was our neighbor, Bill Demeres. He cost me my only bottle of scotch, a telephone call to his Aunt Myron. Besides, he worked my crossword puzzle in the Valley Times.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Bill demris, huh? And he lives right next door. You go up and get dressed. Make it snappy, okay?

[Jack Reynolds]

I'm on the way.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

I'll find someone to sit with the baby.

[William Demarest]

Now.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Hello, Is this Bill Damarest?

[William Demarest]

Certainly it's Bill Damarest. Who'd you expect to get? Don't you trust The American Telephone Company. They spend millions of dollars every year so that any dummy with one little finger can call any other dummy and spend all leaving saying nothing. And furthermore, I ain't dummy enough to come over and sit with that kid of yours tonight.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, Bill, why not?

[William Demarest]

Because I have to go to the studio for a very important conference. I have to finish my laundry and press my socks and buff my stuffed elk and practice my lesson on the cello. And besides that, I'm a very busy man.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Hello? Hello, Bill. Oh, dear. I wonder how he knew what I was going to ask. Hmm. Who can I call now?

[Wayfair]

Hello?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Hello, Margie, can you come over? Benny Barnes, you're my favorite next door neighbor. Come right over. Oh, gee, am I glad Vinnie lives on the other side of us.

[Wayfair]

Jack, hurry up.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

I think we've got a sitter. Bring my blue coat down with you.

[Jack Reynolds]

Be right down. Well, who'd you get?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Cindy Barnes.

[Jack Reynolds]

Well, that's very nice of her.

[William Demarest]

Here, put on your clothes.

[Jack Reynolds]

Hey, is that a new dress?

[Bob Shannon]

Yes.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Like it?

[Jack Reynolds]

Well, it is pretty, but couldn't you get into it a little farther?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, that silly doorbell you rigged up could very easily scare me out of this drink. That's Vinnie now.

[Wayfair]

Oh, Jack Reynolds, you and your Truth all inventions. Why, I'd rather open slither McGee's closet than Ring your front doorbell.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, I'm so glad you had a chance to drop over.

[Wayfair]

Say, what are you doing with your coats on? I just wanted a boy.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, Vinnie, darling, you saved our lives. Oh, you don't mind doing us a great favor and sitting with Linda for just a little while, do you? Oh, that's well of you, Benny. Oh, thanks a lot. Come. Bye, Benny. Thanks.

[Wayfair]

All I wanted was a trapped again Crying out loud and all I wanted to borrow was a 3 cent stamp. Well, guess I'll never learn. Well, might as well relax. Wonder what's on the radio.

[Bob Shannon]

And so, ladies, if you have time on your hands, if you'd like to earn enough to buy a new Cadillac, a new mink coat, build a fine home, spend your afternoons at Santa Anita, and we guarantee you three winners. Then join the Babysitter's Union. Remember its slogan, the hand that rocks the cradle also wears the rocks.

[Wayfair]

How do you like that? All I wanted was a 3 cent stamp, which I didn't get. Oh, there must be music on some station.

[Bob Shannon]

Right now. May we tell you something about the stars of our show? Of course, it might be called Gilding the Lily to explain names like Marjorie Reynolds, William Demarest and Benny Barnes. Most Everyone knows them well. But to bring you up to date, Ms. Reynolds can be seen currently in the Paramount picture Monsieur Voucaire with Bob Hope. He is co starring now with Robert Cummings and Brian Donlevy in Heaven Only Knows, the Seymour and Evans hall production for United Artists. Ever since she made Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire, Marjorie has been a top flight box office favorite. We're building our show every week around Marjorie and her new baby. And incidentally, her real life baby Linda. You'll find her husband, Jack, something of a poor man's. Thomas Edison, who dreams that someday one of his many inventions will hit the jackpot. Well, that's our little family, Marjorie, Jack and Linda. You see, they live out in the San Fernando Valley, not far from Hollywood. Their next door neighbors are Bill Demarest and Benny Barnes. Bill on one side, Benny on the other. But we'll tell you about them later. And now let's ride along with Marjorie and Jack.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Gee, Jack, I hated to put the rush act at Benny that way, but, well, you know how much I want that part in Panic's new picture. And, well, he might offer it to me at the party tonight.

[Jack Reynolds]

Aw, that part's not so good. Who's the leading man?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

I don't know, but what's it matter? In my last picture, the leading man was a fellow named Bob Hopes. And after him, I wouldn't be afraid to play opposite influence. Oh, look out, Jack, you almost hit that man.

[Jack Reynolds]

It was only Sidney Greenstreet.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Fine. And you know how hard it is to get a new front bumper.

[Jack Reynolds]

Hey, you know, that gives me an idea.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, no, not another invention.

[Jack Reynolds]

Yeah, why don't they put glass bottoms on automobiles? Then the driver can see who he's running over. Well, guess this ought to do it. Here we are. I wonder how these guys get all these new cars. They must have served under General Motors. Come on, let's go on in.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

How do I look?

[Jack Reynolds]

You look gorgeous, dear. Let's get it over with.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Good evening, Margie and Chad.

[William Demarest]

Hello, Miss Barbie.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

So nice to see you again. I'm glad you could come on such short notice. That dear, dear husband of mine, Colonel Panic, hasn't arrived as yet. And when he does, I'll bust him.

[Wayfair]

Down to a private.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, but Mabel, dear, you're the one we wanted to see. Isn't she, Jazz?

[Jack Reynolds]

Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

You always say the nicest things. Now you go on in while I.

[Wayfair]

Look after the other guests.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Mr. Panick is a very smart man. Take a look at these dull people well, Margie. Bill Cameron.

[William Demarest]

Well, so you did find an all night sucker for the baby.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Bill, what are you doing here?

[William Demarest]

What am I doing here? I'm staying away from your house. And besides, I was invited.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

But Bill, you said you had to go to an important meeting.

[William Demarest]

Well, what's more important than a meeting with Mr. Panick? There might be a part in this picture for me too. But meanwhile, to put this on a more compatible basis. Come on, let you and me dip this to the punch here. Come on.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

No thanks. Nothing for me.

[William Demarest]

Ah, this is the stuff little Beaver took before he went out and built Boulder Dam. Personally, I'm going to have a little.

[Bob Shannon]

Old overcoat and soda.

[William Demarest]

Oh, Margie, what do you call that thing on your head?

[Wayfair]

You mean my hat?

[William Demarest]

You got enough vegetables up there to start a market. How often do you rotate your crops?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, of all that silk, I wouldn't.

[William Demarest]

Be surprised to see Mrs. Wiggs come out of that cabbage patch.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, I never. I'm not.

[William Demarest]

What if men wore vegetables on their hats? Dessen could feature a succotash special with a broccoli brim.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Now you listen to me, Bills.

[William Demarest]

And you women make me sick. And another thing, the way you're always talking about clothes, somebody says, I saw Mary yesterday. She just got out of the hospital. You don't ask, how is she? But what was she wearing? Who cares what she was wearing? A woman could be on her last legs and you'd want to know the gauge of her nylon.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, here you are. I do hope you're getting along all right.

[Wayfair]

Where did you leave the baby? Linda?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, she's at home. Benny Barnes is staying with her. Oh, Benny is such a sweet person.

[Wayfair]

So nice to have around.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Children. They love us.

[Wayfair]

Now next time I want a 3 cent scent, I'll walk to the drug store. Hold still, you little darling. Quit crying or you'll grow up to be a drip. And speaking of drips, I wonder where Marjorie keeps the diapers. Uh huh. Here they are. Linda, my sweet, do you know why a baby is like the USS Missouri? You don't? Well, I'll tell you. It's because it's always wet on the bottom. Yeah, I am. Oh, and what a nice little dress. Fine neighbors. It didn't come from my store. What's the use of having neighbors that you're so white hold you for a minute or two? I suppose you're hungry, huh? No, I am. Yes, you are. Ah, well, who isn't? Now you stay right here and shut up while I go. While I go Downstairs and see if those scheming parents of yours have any.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Food in the house.

[Wayfair]

Oh, that darn doorbell.

[Young Man]

Holy Toledo, lady. Whatcha trying to do, scare little kids?

[Wayfair]

What do you want, young man?

[Young Man]

Oh, if this isn't the Daphne's block of houses. They drive me to distract them. Look, lady, before this joint blows up, I want to collect a buck five for the Evening Herald cash.

[Wayfair]

Young man, I'll have to ask you to come back tomorrow. I don't live here. I only sit here.

[Young Man]

Well, sitting there standing, lady. Look, I want one iron man and five coppers right on the barrel head right now. Besides, I can come back tomorrow. I only get one night off for my classes in horticulture.

[Wayfair]

Say, how couch it can you get? I can.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, I can see.

[Wayfair]

It'll be worth a $5 of the Reynolds money to get rid of you. Just a minute. I'll see if I can find some money.

[Young Man]

Okay.

[Wayfair]

Now, where could they keep their cat? Oh, yes, the baby. Tiggy Bunny boy. That should be loaded. Dad charges everybody 25 cents to see the baby. There it is. Feels heavy. How am I gonna get the money out? Say, boy. Yeah? If you want your one iron man and five coppers, we'll have to put you on this iron pig.

[Young Man]

There's only one way to crack that box, lady. You've got a sledgehammer.

[Wayfair]

Well, not with me.

[Young Man]

What I don't have to do to get my dough, I got paid off with 21 empty milk bottles from old man Denver. I'll just test this out on the front step.

[Wayfair]

Lady, for clang out loud, you smashed it.

[Young Man]

That I did. Here's a pewter and a half, a hundred. That makes six bits. Here's a couple of Beamers and a jitney. That's a buck. And here's another nickel, which makes a dollar and five cents in the coin of the rail. Translating to yaran.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Hey, aren't you going to pick up.

[Wayfair]

The rest of this for me?

[Young Man]

I ain't got time, lady. I'm a very busy man.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Besides, I gotta go home and water.

[Wayfair]

My nasturtium in your father's mustache. Well, I'll have to pick him up myself. Well, between slippin and suiting, I'm drooping. Close the door, Richard. Well, now, let's see. Along with the money, there are two street charge opens, a safety pin and an IOU from Jack Benny. Denise and our button. Oh, hello. Hello, Freddie. Oh, how did you know I was over here? Oh, yes, yes, I got scrapped again. Fool that I am. What a sneak preview oh, but there's no one to stay with the baby. You know I'd love to, dear. All right, I'll see what I can find. Goodbye, dear. Sneak preview. Sounds like fun. Now let's see. Who can I get? Uh huh. Yeah, I'll try them.

[Stiles Mackenzie]

We interrupt this program to bring you an important Wayfarer message. Wayfair's got style tips for every home. This is Stiles Mackenzie helping you make those rooms sing. Today's style tip. When it comes to making a statement, treat bold patterns like neutrals. Go wild like an untamed animal. Print area rug under a rustic farmhouse table. From wayfair.com fierce this has been your Wayfair style tip to keep those interiors superior.

[Wayfair]

Wayfair. Every style, Every home. Hello? Yes, is Mrs. Benvit still? Just dropped something. Oh, we'll pick it up. Oh, no, it wasn't Bill. Oh, no. Oh, well, Bill isn't in then. No. Mm. Well, is their daughter Lorraine in? Now, let's see. They have another daughter, haven't they? Is she in? Oh, she's only three. No, I guess she won't do. Goodbye. That awful doorbell. Come in.

[Phineas Panic]

Well, hello, Vinny.

[William Demarest]

The Reynolds house or the fire station?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Why, Phineas Panic.

[Wayfair]

What are you doing here?

[Phineas Panic]

I was going to ask you the.

[Wayfair]

Same thing to bring some crockery. I'm sitting with Linda, the little doll. Margie and Jack went out somewhere, but I'm supposed to go with Freddy through a sneak preview of your new picture.

[Phineas Panic]

Oh, yes, that's right. I asked him to go. Very important to have him there. Didn't want to go myself because I've been too close to the picture. Yes, and I have a different slant on it. I look at it sideways.

[Wayfair]

Friday and the reporter both say that it's great.

[Phineas Panic]

Well, thank you, Vinnie. Yes, it's a typical Panic production. As a matter of fact, I was just stopping by to have a talk with Marjorie about my next picture. There's a very good part in it for her.

[Wayfair]

Oh, well, you know, they said they'd only be a little while. Why don't you stay here with Linda and I'll run along with Freddy to the preview.

[Phineas Panic]

Me, a babysitter?

[Wayfair]

Uh huh.

[Phineas Panic]

Well, all right then. I can talk with Marjorie when she gets home. You know, there was something I was supposed to do, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was. Only a short while, eh?

[Wayfair]

Yeah, well, that's what they said when they trapped. I mean. No, no, I mean when they asked me to stay. You see, the baby's asleep now, and I know she won't be any trouble to you.

[Phineas Panic]

Very well, Benny, Run along. Call me after the preview. I like to know what the public thinks of it. Yes. Not that it'll make any difference.

[Wayfair]

Why, gee. Gee, Mr. Bennett, thanks oh, so much. By the way, you'll keep me in mind for the picture too, won't you? Goodbye, now.

[Phineas Panic]

Well, I knew what it was I was supposed to do tonight. My fourth assistant secretary told me. Well, may as well make myself a drink.

[Bob Shannon]

Bourbon.

[Phineas Panic]

What if I can talk Marjorie into playing the part? She's been doing pretty well lately. Oh, well, they're good friends of ours, so I can always call on her to do that. Whoever that is, I'm glad he didn't ring the bell.

[William Demarest]

Yes? Hey, buddy, can you tell me where I can find Synonymous?

[Wayfair]

Who?

[William Demarest]

I said, can you tell me where I can find Synonymous?

[Phineas Panic]

I'm afraid you'll have to talk plainer than that.

[William Demarest]

Look, all I want to know is where I can find AX Anonymous.

[Phineas Panic]

Oh, you mean Alcoholics Anonymous?

[Wayfair]

Yeah.

[Phineas Panic]

Oh, you. You. You want to join?

[Wayfair]

No, I want to resign.

[Phineas Panic]

At least didn't wake up the baby. Maybe I can get something soft on the ra.

[Bob Shannon]

And now, about our other two stars. I'd say we know Bill Demarest and Vinny Barnes pretty well. Bill's newest picture at Paramount is Variety Girl. His radio voice is familiar to all of us. We plan to have a lot of fun with Bill. He's a kind of a hard guy to convince of anything. And since he lives next door to Marjorie and Jack, he's due to inherit a large share of their headaches. Now, Bill is a confirmed bachelor. Women, as far as he's concerned, are one of life's necessary evils. And not too necessary at that. But Binny, on the other hand, and on the other side of the Reynolds house, thinks that men are pretty fine people. She'd like to have one for herself, as a matter of fact, preferably Bill. But Bill's a pretty cagey character. Benny's most recent pictures are Spanish Maine at RKO and Time of Their Lives at Universal. Actually, off the screen, Benny is a busy businesswoman. She operates a shop in the San Fernando Valley which caters to new newborn citizens. It's a baby shop called Tot of the Town. This, too, will figure in our story. So there you have it. Marjorie Reynolds, Bill Demarest and Denny Barnes. Three celebrated persons whose private lives promise to contain the same chuckles and chores that you and I find in our daily rounds. And now, back To Marjorie and Jack over at the paint.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, Mabel, we've had a simply lovely time. Thank you so very much. It's too bad Mr. Panic didn't get here.

[Wayfair]

Too bad?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

You said it. It's going to be too bad for him. He could be tied up at the studio. At least he better be. I told him I'd take just about one more unexplained evening out and he could stay out. Oh, don't worry about him, dear. I'm sure he'll be all right. And say goodbye to Bill Damas for us. Oh, he left an hour ago.

[Jack Reynolds]

He did? I wonder why I left so early.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

He's no fool. Good night, Mabel. Good night, Jordan. Why didn't that Phineas Panic show up? I've got my heart set on getting that part.

[Jack Reynolds]

Now, relax, honey. We'll see him later in the week. Besides, dear, as far as I'm concerned, you're the only blonde in town who could play Lady Godiva without having the horse steal the scene. Don't look so sad.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, darn it. Here I've wasted this new dress that I wanted to impress panic with. Mr. Phineas panic, big producer and director. He couldn't even get a job at the Eagle Laundry.

[Jack Reynolds]

Well, maybe he doesn't know how to wash an eagle.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, Jack, stop it. You'd think Panic would have enough decency to show up at his own party. If he thinks I'm going to bow and scrape at Kyle Town of him just to work in a silly old picture.

[William Demarest]

Well, anyway, Marjorie, it's the last time.

[Jack Reynolds]

You'Re going to drag me out to a stupid party just to impress somebody. It's like the time you had me out trying to get your watermelon the week before Linda was born. 3:00 in the morning in the middle of November.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, I couldn't have asked for crate suet. Besides, what are you complaining about? How about the time I stood in line three hours to collect your unemployment check and then they wouldn't let me have it.

[Jack Reynolds]

Home sweet home. I'll bet Vinnie it's glad we're back. Let me have your key, hon.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

I'm still furious with Panic. I'll never speak to him again as long as I live.

[William Demarest]

I tell you, Mr. Panic, I'm really versatile. Didn't you see me in the Miracle of Morgan's Creek? The Joseph story? The Pearls of Pauline? Every part differs. Why, I can do that role in your new picture standing on my left ear.

[Phineas Panic]

Yeah, but I want Gregory Peck to play it.

[William Demarest]

All right. Granted, Peck Is a pretty good boy. But I think either one of us should do it with equal lead. I could get some stucco and fill up these wrinkles here very easy.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Bill Demrist and Phineas Panic.

[Wayfair]

What are they doing here?

[William Demarest]

Oh, hello, kid. I saw Mr. Panic's car out front and came in here for a little chat. Now, as I was saying. Mr. Panic.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Mr. Panic, you. Darling, what are you doing here?

[Phineas Panic]

We're just taking Benny's place. Yeah, for a little while.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Aw, you wonderful man. Oh, isn't he sweet, Mr. Panic.

[Phineas Panic]

As I was saying, Marjorie, I really stopped by to talk to you about a part in my new picture.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, Finny, are you starting a new picture?

[William Demarest]

Is he starting a new picture?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, Mr. Panic, that's awfully nice. Of course, I'm very busy now. I'm considering several offers and. Well, naturally you'll have to talk to my agent.

[William Demarest]

Margie, you're killing my sale.

[Phineas Panic]

All right, Margie, all right. I'll talk it over with him. The pot will fit you like this. That pretty dress you're wearing.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Oh, this old rag. Quite. As a matter of fact, I was just saying to your wife tonight at your party.

[Bob Shannon]

Party?

[Phineas Panic]

Tonight? My wife? Oh, my gosh, that's what I forgot. Margie, you've got to call my wife and square me. You're the only one she'll believe. You know I've been here waiting for you and taking care of your baby. Mabel would never believe me. She said if it happened again, she may be. Please call her Margie.

[William Demarest]

Please.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well, now, let's see. I think I can fix.

[Wayfair]

Uh.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Bill, you want a part in this picture too, don't you?

[William Demarest]

What do you think I've been trying to sell here tonight, Pam?

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Sure, I want a part, Mr. Panic. You could use Bill, couldn't you? And Bill, you wouldn't mind sitting with Linda two nights a week, would you?

[William Demarest]

Two. One.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Thursday and Sunday.

[William Demarest]

One, two. One, two. That's what I said. Thursdays and Sundays. It would be a pleasure.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Then the part for Bill is set, isn't it, Mr. Pan?

[Phineas Panic]

I'm completely sold on the idea.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Well then, gentlemen, your worries are over. Now I'll call Mabel. Why don't you go in the kitchen and fix a snack? Hello? Hello, Mabel, this is Margie. Do you know where that darling husband of yours has been? My husband? Why, that two bit sideshow barker. Now just a minute, Mabel, just a minute. He's completely innocent. I'll explain it to you later. I want you to be very nice to Phineas when he comes home tonight. Be nice to him. That's lowlife. I spend all evening entertaining his doll relative to the Dusty. Mabel, I think you should be very nice. You remember what happened last week at the racetrack after you promised finish he'll never gamble again. You do remember, don't you? And you wouldn't want him to know about it, would you, Mabel? Oh, no. No, you wouldn't, Margie. You wouldn't. Oh, wouldn't I? Well, I don't know what you're after, but you win. I thought you'd see it my way. Goodbye, Mabel. Dear gentlemen, as I said, your worries are over. The good neighbor policy has just been put into effect. Bill, you have your part. I have a babysitter for Thursday and Sunday nights.

[Wayfair]

Yeah.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Mr. Panick, your wife is waiting your return with open arms. And I am your new leading maid. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go see if our best pocket edition of the USS Missouri is afloat or in dry dock. Good night.

[William Demarest]

Good night.

[Bob Shannon]

You've been listening to the premiere performance of Marvelous Martin. Starring Marjorie Reynolds, William Demarest and Benny Barnes. Others in the cast included Ben Alexander as Jack. The part of the newsboy was played by Sydney Miller. Virginia Greg with Mrs. Panic. And Mr. Panic was played by high aberback Bibleist Margie. A Jack Reynolds production is written by Dick Hannah and Bill Tomlin. And it's under the direction of Alvin Flanagan. Now here's Marjorie Reynolds.

[Marjorie Reynolds]

Good night, folks. Thanks for coming. See you next week.

[Bob Shannon]

Bob Shannon speaking. This is the Sunset broadcast in Preston.