
My Little Margie xx-xx-xx (xx) Freddie's Uncle
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Narrator
What do you think makes the perfect snack?
Snack Enthusiast
Hmm. It's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.
Narrator
Could you be more specific?
Snack Enthusiast
When it's cravinient.
Charles Albright
Okay.
Snack Enthusiast
Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. p.m.
Narrator
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Snack Enthusiast
Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.
Narrator
Crave, which is anything from AM PM.
Snack Enthusiast
What more could you want? Stop by AM PM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. AM PM Too much good stuff.
Charles Albright
Gail Storm and Charles Farrell Margie's father as vice president of the investment firm of Honeywell and Todd, has many responsibilities. As executive VP he is constantly called upon to attend board meetings of the.
Mr. Honeywell
Various corporations that his firm is interested in.
Charles Albright
Right now, he's busily packing for a trip to Chicago. Well, now, let's see if I've packed everything. Handkerchiefs, traveler's checks, four suits, six shirts, two pair of pajamas, a dozen pair of socks, four pair of shoes and eight ties.
Margie Albright
You forgot your razor.
Charles Albright
Oh, I won't need it. I'll only be gone one day.
Margie Albright
You know, dad, it's amazing how you can direct the fortunes of four big corporations.
Charles Albright
Well, I'm a pretty remarkable fellow.
Margie Albright
And modest too.
Charles Albright
Oh, I didn't really mean that. I. I once heard Charlie Farrell use that line in a picture called 7th Heaven about 40 years ago.
Margie Albright
But that was before my time.
Charles Albright
Oh, mine too. I was only a little shaver then.
Margie Albright
Yeah, you used a little razor.
Charles Albright
Oh, forget it. What are you going to do while I'm gone, baby?
Margie Albright
Oh, I don't know. If Freddy isn't busy, maybe we'll go to the beach.
Charles Albright
What do you mean if he isn't busy? The odds are ten to one he won't be. That boy hasn't had a job since I don't know when.
Margie Albright
How can you say that? Last year he was only unemployed twice.
Charles Albright
Yes, and each time it lasted six months. Margie, he's worthless.
Margie Albright
Oh, I don't know about that. If it weren't for the Freddy Wilsons in this country, a lot of people would be out of jobs.
Charles Albright
Who?
Margie Albright
The people who work at the unemployment insurance office. But give him a chance, dad. He'll amount to something someday. He's still young.
Charles Albright
Well, what's he waiting for? Look at young Henry. When he was Freddie's age, he ran a Ford into a billion dollars. What's Freddy Ever done?
Margie Albright
Well, he once ran a motorcycle into a fire hydrant.
Charles Albright
Did he wreck the motorcycle?
Margie Albright
Yeah, and scared the daylights out of a dog, too.
Mr. Honeywell
Well.
Charles Albright
Well, that's about all he's capable of doing.
Margie Albright
Oh, dad, you pick on him too much. Freddy has a lot of fine coins.
Charles Albright
Name one. I said name one.
Mrs. Odette
I heard you.
Margie Albright
I was just trying to think.
Charles Albright
See, the only fine point he has is the one his head comes to. Well, I can't stand here and discuss Freddie Wilson. I've got to get to the airport.
Margie Albright
Do you want me to drive you?
Charles Albright
Oh, no, thanks, baby. I'll take my car and leave it in the parking lot so as I can have it when I get back. Let's see now. Did I pack everything?
Mrs. Odette
You forgot your mustache cup.
Margie Albright
Mrs. Odette. You don't miss a thing, do you?
Mrs. Odette
Well, all I can say is people who live in glass houses should never have me as a neighbor.
Charles Albright
This building isn't made of glass.
Mrs. Odette
No, but your window is. Another thing, Mr. Albright, I think it's dreadful the way you talk about Freddy Wilson.
Charles Albright
Well, now, how could you hear all that way across the court and with the windows closed?
Mrs. Odette
Lip reading. Anyway, just because Freddy isn't making any money right now doesn't mean he's a failure. Money isn't everything.
Margie Albright
Go ahead, tell him, Mrs. Odette.
Mrs. Odette
Now, you take my sister's ex boyfriend.
Charles Albright
He.
Mrs. Odette
He always made a dollar, but he was still a failure. Why, the government made better ones.
Charles Albright
Well, I better be going. I've got to catch that plane to Chicago. Do you have the time, Margie?
Margie Albright
No, my watch stopped. I. Come in.
Freddy Wilson
Hi, everyone.
Margie Albright
Oh, hi, Freddy. Dad's making a trip to Chicago. Do you have the time?
Freddy Wilson
Oh, sure. I'll be glad to go with you, Mr. Albr. What time do we leave?
Charles Albright
I leave right now, and as far as I'm concerned, you're gone. Yeah, that's what I always say.
Freddy Wilson
I'm real gone.
Margie Albright
Freddie. Dad's going to Chicago on a business trip.
Mr. Honeywell
Oh.
Freddy Wilson
Well, Mr. Albright, before you leave, I'd like to ask you a favor.
Charles Albright
How much is the favor?
Freddy Wilson
Oh, I don't want any money.
Charles Albright
For what then?
Freddy Wilson
Well, I'd like to ask you if you'd give me a job in your.
Charles Albright
Firm where I could have a private.
Freddy Wilson
Office and a big desk and a secretary, preferably blonde.
Margie Albright
Which, the desk or the secretary?
Charles Albright
Freddie, I'd have to be out of my mind to give you a job.
Freddy Wilson
Well, you wouldn't have to be, but it'd help. Well.
Charles Albright
Why you wouldn't last one day in my office.
Freddy Wilson
Well, that's all I want the job for, one day.
Margie Albright
I guess one day's work makes him eligible to collect four months unemployment insurance.
Charles Albright
Well, I don't have time to discuss this. My plane leaves in an hour. So long, Margie.
Margie Albright
So long, dad. Have a nice trip.
Charles Albright
Thanks. So long, Mrs. Odettes. Keep your eye on Margie while I'm away.
Mrs. Odette
Don't worry. I keep my eye on everyone in this building.
Freddy Wilson
Aren't you gonna say goodbye to me, Mr. Albright?
Charles Albright
Nothing would give me greater pleasure if I could only add one word to goodbye.
Freddy Wilson
Why forever.
Mr. Honeywell
Margie?
Freddy Wilson
Your father's always clowning.
Margie Albright
Freddie, why were you so anxious to get a job in Dad's office for just one day?
Freddy Wilson
Well, my uncle will be in town today, and I wanted to make a good impression on him. He'll only be here for one day.
Margie Albright
Which uncle is that?
Mrs. Odette
He's rich. One from Denver.
Charles Albright
Mrs. Odette.
Freddy Wilson
How did you know?
Mrs. Odette
I just read that telegram sticking out of your pocket.
Freddy Wilson
Mrs. Odet is right. He is rich.
Margie Albright
What's his name?
Freddy Wilson
Maurice Morton. He's got millions. And I figured that if I could make a good impression on him and he thought I was successful, he might set me up in business someday.
Margie Albright
Hey, wait a minute. An idea is cooking. If Uncle Maurice thought you had a nice big Park Avenue apartment, would that impress him?
Freddy Wilson
Oh, sure. But all I've got is a single room on 3rd Avenue. And without cooking privileges.
Margie Albright
Here's what I'm getting at. Dad won't be back until tomorrow. I'll stay with Mrs. Odess, and as long as your uncle will be in town. Only for one day. You tell him this is your apartment.
Freddy Wilson
Sounds good, but it won't work. I don't have the clothes to go with a layout like this.
Margie Albright
Well, you can wear Dad's things. And I've got another idea. We'll really put it on. I'll pretend that I'm your maid of Prethy.
Mrs. Odette
Is your uncle handsome, or does he look like you?
Freddy Wilson
Oh, no, he's very handsome. Why?
Mrs. Odette
Well, as long as you have a maid, I think you ought to have a housekeeper, too.
Margie Albright
That's an excellent idea. Freddy, go in Dad's room and put on one of his outfits. Suit, hat, shoes and everything. Meet your uncle and bring him over here and we'll pour it on.
Freddy Wilson
Okay. I don't know what time his plane is due, but I'll meet him at his hotel. He always stays at the Compton.
Mrs. Odette
Oh, Freddy, one more point of information. Is your uncle a Bachelor, I hope.
Freddy Wilson
Yes, he is.
Margie Albright
And he's well off, too. Mrs. Odette.
Mrs. Odette
That's the trouble with bachelors. They know they're well.
Charles Albright
Taxi, mister. Taxi.
Mr. Honeywell
Yes, please take me to the Hotel Compton. Right. Hey, you just got off that Denver plane, didn't you? Yes, yes, I live there.
Charles Albright
My wife's got relatives there. Maybe you know him.
Mr. Honeywell
Name's Smith. Well, there are a lot of Smiths there. Look out. Look at the way that maniac's driving.
Charles Albright
I'm sorry, driver, it was my fault. I'll just take your number and notify my insurance company.
Mr. Honeywell
Okay, mister. I'll say it was your fault. There ought to be a law against drivers like you.
Charles Albright
Now, please, sir. I'm late for my plane. I don't have time to argue. And besides, this is none of your business.
Mr. Honeywell
Well, I'm making it my business, you lame brain nitwit.
Charles Albright
Who's the lame witnit brain?
Mr. Honeywell
You are.
Charles Albright
Why, I'd punch you right in the nose if it wasn't for the eyeglasses.
Mr. Honeywell
I'm not wearing eyeglasses.
Charles Albright
No, but. But I am.
Mr. Honeywell
Well, take them off and put up your jute.
Charles Albright
It'll be a pleasure. All right, you take that down. I'll show you how this will came out of me. All right, break it up.
Freddy Wilson
Break it up.
Mr. Honeywell
Okay, mister, let's get in the cab.
Margie Albright
Mrs. Odette's ready from the lobby. He and his uncle are on the way up.
Charles Albright
Oh, goody.
Mrs. Odette
How do I look?
Margie Albright
You think I'll pass as a maid?
Mrs. Odette
Of course, especially with that outfit. But how about me? Do I look like a housekeeper?
Margie Albright
Well, you're dressed for the part. But aren't you wearing pretty expensive perfume for a housekeeper? What is that, anyway?
Mrs. Odette
It's a new perfume. It's called Msik Emsick. Yes, that's kiss me spelled backwards.
Margie Albright
Oh, here they are. Now, remember, put it on big.
Charles Albright
Oh, yes.
Margie Albright
Good afternoon, Mr. Wilson.
Freddy Wilson
Good afternoon, Marjorie.
Mrs. Odette
Good afternoon, master.
Freddy Wilson
Oh, Uncle Maurice, this is Marjorie.
Mr. Honeywell
How do you do, Marjorie?
Freddy Wilson
And Mrs. Odette.
Mr. Honeywell
How do you do, Mrs. Odette?
Freddy Wilson
Yes, these are my domestics.
Mrs. Odette
Domestic? I'm important.
Charles Albright
I come from Ireland.
Mr. Honeywell
Pretty. I must say, you have quite an apartment. You must be doing quite well.
Margie Albright
Oh, he does very well, uncle, sir.
Mr. Honeywell
And did you say that your housekeeper's name was Mrs. Odette?
Margie Albright
That's right.
Mrs. Odette
Married several times, but at present unattached.
Charles Albright
Well.
Mr. Honeywell
How intriguing.
Charles Albright
Uncle Michael.
Freddy Wilson
Maurice, would you like to take a nap before we go out to dinner? After your terrible experience at the airport, you must be tired.
Margie Albright
What terrible experience?
Mr. Honeywell
Oh, I got into a fracas with some uncouth lout who ran into my taxi cab. He hit me when I wasn't looking. But before I got through with him, I gave him what for.
Mrs. Odette
How masterful.
Mr. Honeywell
But I don't eat a nap. Nephew, tell me, is it possible for your housekeeper to have the afternoon off?
Freddy Wilson
Oh, sure.
Mr. Honeywell
Fine, fine. I thought maybe I'd have her show me the town.
Freddy Wilson
Oh, I'd be glad to show you the town, Uncle Maurice. Who asked you?
Mrs. Odette
Let's go, Uncle. Sir.
Margie Albright
Well, Freddy, I told you it'd work. Your uncle is very impressed.
Freddy Wilson
He sure is.
Margie Albright
And did he go for Mrs. Odette? Boy, if dad ever found out about this, he'd skin you alive. Drinking his champagne, wearing his best clothes.
Freddy Wilson
Ah, how can he find out? By the time he gets back from Chicago, Uncle Maurice will be gone.
Mrs. Odette
I wonder who that is.
Mr. Honeywell
Dad.
Freddy Wilson
Mr. Albright.
Charles Albright
Well, what are you two staring at? You think I was a ghost?
Freddy Wilson
I wish you were.
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Margie Albright
Dad, you're supposed to be in Chicago.
Charles Albright
I miss my plane. I got into a beef with some uncouth lout at the airport. The guy slugged me when my back was turned. But before I got through with him, I gave him what for.
Margie Albright
Dad, you've got to get the next plane and go right back to Chicago.
Charles Albright
Are you trying to get rid of me?
Freddy Wilson
Yeah.
Charles Albright
I mean, I'll go tomorrow. Mr. Honeywell is having the meetings postponed. In the meantime, I'm going to look up that monkey I had the fight with and give him another poke in the nose just for good measure.
Margie Albright
Well, how do you know where to find him?
Charles Albright
Well, he dropped his wallet. There was a telegram in it from the Hotel Compton, confirming a reservation. The Hotel Compton? Yes. What's his.
Freddy Wilson
Name?
Charles Albright
Maurice Morton.
Margie Albright
You better pick him up off the floor, dad.
Charles Albright
Well, why should I?
Margie Albright
Because he's wearing your suit.
Charles Albright
Hand me that pitcher of water, Margie. I'll bring him two.
Margie Albright
You got water all over your shirt.
Charles Albright
Where?
Margie Albright
The one Freddy is wearing. He's coming around.
Charles Albright
Where am I? Where am I? Never Mind where you are. You better start worrying about where you're going to be when I get through with you.
Freddy Wilson
Mr. Albright, I only wanted to make an impression on my uncle.
Charles Albright
Well, when I see him, I'll make an impression on him with my fist. And I think I'll give him an extra poke in the nose, too.
Freddy Wilson
Why?
Charles Albright
For having a stupid jerk like you for a nephew.
Freddy Wilson
Who's a stupid jerk?
Charles Albright
You are. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Freddy Wilson
Well, sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never harm me.
Margie Albright
Don't tempt him, Freddy. He's liable to try sticking songs.
Mrs. Odette
Uh.
Margie Albright
Oh, that must be uncle Maurice and Mrs. Odette.
Charles Albright
Good. I can't wait to get my hands on him. Open the door and stand aside.
Margie Albright
Oh, it's Mr. Honeywell.
Mr. Honeywell
Hello, Margie.
Margie Albright
Hi, Albright.
Mr. Honeywell
Put down your dukes and stop making like Rocky Marciano.
Charles Albright
Oh, oh, I, I, I was just shadow boxing. Mr. Honeywell, I'm sorry about missing that plane. I, I didn't get a chance to explain to you over the phone, but, but it wasn't my fault.
Mr. Honeywell
Well, whoever made you miss it deserves a vote of thanks. I'm glad you didn't get to go to Chicago. I need you New York Now.
Charles Albright
Why? What's up?
Mr. Honeywell
I just got a wire from our Denver office. There's a man in town from Denver that our office there has been trying to land as a client. And you're just the man for the job.
Charles Albright
What's his name?
Mr. Honeywell
Maurice Morton. Margie, what's the matter?
Mrs. Odette
Nothing.
Margie Albright
A name got caught in my throat.
Mr. Honeywell
Albright, I want you to entertain this Morton fellow while he's here. Butter him up so that when he goes back to Denver, we'll have him as a client.
Charles Albright
But I can't stay here. I've got to be in Chicago tomorrow.
Mr. Honeywell
Oh, forget it. I'll go to Chicago. Already made a reservation. Butter up this Morton character. I want that account.
Charles Albright
Oh, but Mr. Honey. That's an order. Yes, sir.
Mr. Honeywell
Okay. See you when I get back.
Charles Albright
Oh, what a spot to be in. The guy I had to fight with, the guy I want to punch in the nose. And now I've got to butter him up. What are you laughing at, you little hyena? Why does he have to be your uncle?
Freddy Wilson
Because he's my mother's brother.
Charles Albright
Why does he have to be your mother's brother?
Margie Albright
Dad, you can't blame Freddy for that.
Charles Albright
What am I going to do about this situation? When Morton finds out that I'm Vern Albright of Honeywell and Podcast, we'll never get this account.
Margie Albright
Well, I'll think of something.
Freddy Wilson
You better start thinking fast. This must be him now.
Mrs. Odette
We had such a wonderful afternoon.
Mr. Honeywell
We certainly did. What's this uncouth lout doing here?
Charles Albright
Now, Mr. Morton, I. I can explain everything.
Margie Albright
Mr. Morton, this is my father, Victor. He's Mr. Wilson, chauffeur in valet.
Freddy Wilson
Boy with quick thinking.
Charles Albright
Margie, what are you.
Margie Albright
See, Mr. Martin, my boss, Mr. Wilson, sent Victor out to the airport to meet you.
Freddy Wilson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, Uncle.
Mr. Honeywell
Oh, well, all I can say, nephew, is that with the exception of your fascinating maid and your charming housekeeper, the rest of your domestic help doesn't have the intelligence of a donkey.
Freddy Wilson
Well, it's so hard to get help these days.
Charles Albright
What? Now, now, see here, Victor. What's your tongue? You uncouth lout.
Margie Albright
I think you should. And I think you should apologize to Mr. Morton for what happened at the airport.
Charles Albright
I apologize. I apologize.
Mr. Honeywell
Okay, I accept.
Charles Albright
Margie, what was the idea of passing me off as Freddy's chauffeur?
Margie Albright
Not so loud, dad. Uncle Maurice is out in the kitchen with Mrs. Odess. If he finds out who you really are, Honeywell and Todd will never get his account.
Charles Albright
Well, how do you expect me to land his account as Victor?
Mrs. Odette
Just listen.
Margie Albright
Listen a moment. Uncle Maurice has a very high regard for Freddy. All he has to do is tell his uncle what a great organization Honeywell and Todd have and his uncle will listen to him.
Charles Albright
Well, it might work at that. Okay, I'll continue to be Victor.
Margie Albright
Good. Then it's settled.
Freddy Wilson
Just a moment. Nobody consulted me.
Margie Albright
Freddy, you don't mean to say you won't do it?
Freddy Wilson
Only if your father asks me.
Charles Albright
Okay, I'm asking.
Freddy Wilson
Say please.
Charles Albright
Oh, all right.
Freddy Wilson
Please. Pretty please.
Mrs. Odette
Dad, put down that vase. Here comes Uncle Marie.
Charles Albright
Okay.
Freddy Wilson
Start acting like servants. Victor, lay out my evening clothes.
Charles Albright
I'd like to lay you out in them.
Mr. Honeywell
Nephew. I guess I'll go back to my hotel.
Freddy Wilson
Oh, I'll go with you, Uncle. As long as you're leaving tomorrow, I want to discuss something with you.
Mr. Honeywell
I'm not leaving tomorrow. I'm having such a good time here, I think I'll stay a week.
Freddy Wilson
A week?
Charles Albright
Yes.
Mr. Honeywell
Nephew, could you have your chauffeur drive me to my hotel?
Freddy Wilson
Oh, sure. Okay, Victor, get going, and then you can have the rest of the evening off.
Charles Albright
Well, thank you.
Freddy Wilson
Thank you what?
Charles Albright
Thank you very much. Thank you, sir.
Freddy Wilson
You're welcome.
Charles Albright
Margie, I can't stand much more of this. Four days as Freddie Wilson, chauffeur and valid is enough. To drive me batty.
Margie Albright
I know what you mean. It's beginning to get on my nerves too. He's really living the part. The way he orders me around in.
Mrs. Odette
Front of his uncle.
Mr. Honeywell
Greetings, everyone.
Charles Albright
The master is home.
Margie Albright
Where's your uncle?
Freddy Wilson
He'll be over soon.
Margie Albright
Freddy. We're all getting a little tired of pretending to be your servants. And we're getting a little tired of the way you are. Order us around in front of your uncle.
Freddy Wilson
Well, I'm just playing my part too. Do you think I like what I'm doing?
Mrs. Odette
Yes, you're right.
Freddy Wilson
Uhoh. Maid, onto the door.
Charles Albright
Why?
Margie Albright
It didn't say anything.
Mr. Honeywell
Hello, everybody.
Freddy Wilson
Oh, hi, Aunt.
Mr. Honeywell
Well, nephew, it's so nice out, why don't you have Victor take us for a drive in the country, huh?
Mrs. Odette
Wonderful. I'll fix a picnic lunch.
Freddy Wilson
Yeah, good idea. Victor, get the convertible out.
Mr. Honeywell
And, nephew, I trust that you'll give your housekeeper the afternoon off so she can accompany us.
Freddy Wilson
Oh, sure.
Mr. Honeywell
Good.
Margie Albright
Now, how about giving your maid the afternoon off too, so she can go along?
Charles Albright
Why not?
Freddy Wilson
I'm democratic.
Mrs. Odette
Who cares how you vote? Let's song.
Mr. Honeywell
Ah, this country air is wonderful. Comfy, Mrs. Odette?
Mrs. Odette
Are you?
Charles Albright
Mm.
Mrs. Odette
Then how about letting me sit on your lap for a table?
Charles Albright
Okay.
Margie Albright
Okay, Freddy, now's the time to go to work on him.
Charles Albright
Ah, you're right.
Freddy Wilson
Victor, drive a little slower.
Charles Albright
I asked Mr. Wilson, sir. Master.
Freddy Wilson
Uncle Maurice, I'd like to talk to you again about letting Honeywell and handled your investment.
Mr. Honeywell
Well, I haven't had time to really check up on them, but I did learn that they have a VP by the name of Vern Albright who practically runs the firm. What sort of a man is he?
Freddy Wilson
Oh, I think he's a good man, Uncle. Of course, I wouldn't go so far as to say he was brilliant.
Charles Albright
Victor, watch me in private.
Mrs. Odette
That was close, Victor.
Freddy Wilson
Keep your eyes on the road.
Mr. Honeywell
Freddie, what were you saying about Albright's ability?
Margie Albright
Better way till we get around this curve.
Mr. Honeywell
I'm willing to be guided by your opinion, nephew. If you say this Albright fellow is competent, I'll give his term my account. What's that?
Mrs. Odette
What happened?
Charles Albright
I. I don't know.
Freddy Wilson
How's your gas?
Charles Albright
Oh, it doesn't bother me. I took some bicarbonate before.
Margie Albright
And indicator. It says empty.
Mrs. Odette
We passed the gas station about four miles back.
Margie Albright
Where there's an empty can in the back of the car.
Freddy Wilson
All right, Victor, take this can and start walking.
Margie Albright
Me?
Charles Albright
Walk four miles for gas? Why, you little squirt. I'VE taken all I'm going to take from you. Good girl, Bright.
Mrs. Odette
Pump me down.
Charles Albright
Okay, Mr. Morton. Now you know I'm Vern Albright of Honeywell and Todd. I only pretended to be Victor so you wouldn't hold any hard feelings against me for that incident at the airport.
Mr. Honeywell
I knew it all the time, Albright.
Mrs. Odette
How did you find out?
Charles Albright
Yes, how did you find out?
Mrs. Odette
Don't look at me.
Mr. Honeywell
No, Mrs. Odette's. I was suspicious, and I made a few inquiries around the building. You know, the doorman, switchboard operator and so forth. That's how I found out everything.
Margie Albright
Well, now that you know, I guess this means you won't do any business with my father.
Mr. Honeywell
Well, on the contrary. Anyone who can take the punishment that he took from Freddy is good enough for me.
Charles Albright
Thanks, Mr. Morton.
Margie Albright
I hope you're not angry with Freddy for deceiving you.
Charles Albright
No, I don't.
Mr. Honeywell
I could never be angry with Freddy. He's always been my favorite nephew. In spite of his many faults, he's a likable kid.
Freddy Wilson
Oh, thanks, Uncle.
Charles Albright
Okay, likable kid, pick up that can and start walking back for gas. Okay, get going. Mush. Mush.
Mrs. Odette
Sam.
Podcast Summary: "My Little Margie xx-xx-xx (xx) Freddie's Uncle"
Podcast Information:
The episode kicks off with a lively advertisement promoting AM PM's convenient and craveable snacks, setting a nostalgic tone reminiscent of mid-20th-century radio shows. The skit swiftly transitions into the main narrative, introducing the central characters and establishing the primary conflict.
The episode begins with Charles Albright preparing for a business trip to Chicago. His meticulous packing list highlights his dedication and busy lifestyle:
Charles Albright ([00:51]): "Various corporations that his firm is interested in."
Margie questions his preparedness, noting he forgot his razor, to which Charles dismisses the oversight, believing his trip will only be brief.
Margie expresses concern over Freddy's unemployment, leading to a discussion about his worthlessness in Charles's eyes versus Margie's belief in his potential:
Margie Albright ([02:21]): "But give him a chance, dad. He'll amount to something someday."
Charles remains unimpressed, comparing Freddy unfavorably to others and doubting his capability to hold a job:
Charles Albright ([02:31]): "Look at young Henry. When he was Freddie's age, he ran a Ford into a billion dollars. What's Freddy ever done?"
Mrs. Odette overhears the conversation and challenges Charles's negative portrayal of Freddy, advocating that money isn't the sole measure of success:
Mrs. Odette ([03:48]): "No, but your window is. Another thing, Mr. Albright, I think it's dreadful the way you talk about Freddy Wilson."
As Charles finalizes his departure, Freddy approaches him with a request for a job, hoping to impress his wealthy uncle, Maurice Morton:
Freddy Wilson ([05:12]): "Well, I'd like to ask you if you'd give me a job in your firm where I could have a private office and a big desk and a secretary, preferably blonde."
Charles dismissively rejects Freddy's request, doubting his ability to handle the responsibilities:
Charles Albright ([05:25]): "Freddie, I'd have to be out of my mind to give you a job."
Determined to help Freddy, Margie devises a plan to create a favorable impression on Uncle Maurice by presenting Freddy as successful. She persuades Freddy to adopt Charles's attire and persona, completing the ruse with Mrs. Odette acting as their domestic staff.
Margie Albright ([07:19]): "You can wear Dad's things. And I've got another idea. I'll pretend that I'm your maid of Prethy."
The scheme seems to work as Uncle Maurice arrives, impressed by the façade of successful servants. However, tensions rise when Charles inadvertently reveals his true identity after a physical altercation, leading to a confrontation.
Charles Albright ([13:19]): "I miss my plane. I got into a beef with some uncouth lout at the airport."
Mr. Honeywell discovers the deception but ultimately values Freddy's likable nature over the façade of success. Charles faces the consequences of his actions, realizing that his rigid perception hindered Freddy's potential.
Mr. Honeywell ([26:05]): "I could never be angry with Freddy. He's always been my favorite nephew. In spite of his many faults, he's a likable kid."
Margie and the household reconcile, acknowledging the importance of understanding and supporting each other beyond superficial measures of success.
"My Little Margie xx-xx-xx (xx) Freddie's Uncle" masterfully weaves humor with heartfelt family moments, capturing the essence of the Golden Age of Radio. Through engaging dialogues and relatable characters, the episode delivers timeless lessons on understanding, support, and the true meaning of success.