
My Name is Adam Kane xx-xx-xx (xxx) The Cuckoo
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Adam Kane
Right.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Is that everybody? Yes. Yes.
Peter Milder
Yes.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I think so. Gerald. Yes. Yes. That's a lot.
Melanie Willis
Good.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Close the door someone, please. Father, you're near us, Right? Let's make a start, shall we? Now this is going to be a long, tiresome session, but quite vital. I don't need to remind any of you that you're all bound by the Official Secrets Act. Whatever we say in this room stays in this room. Is that clearly understood?
Melanie Willis
Good.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Now the matter in hand is the new siren, Mark V. Now I have the test starter here. The government people were very prompt this time. Nothing like a change in Whitehall to polish the official channels.
Adam Kane
Sorry. Sit down.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
What was that? Fy. What do you think?
Melanie Willis
You're no far.
Peter Milder
Stop him.
Adam Kane
My name's Adam Kane. Kane. Kane.
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Adam Kane
Over here, was it?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes. You see, they haven't quite managed to.
Adam Kane
Us still got blood on the floor. Must have been standing up here then. Behind this long ping pong table thing.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
The boardroom table.
Adam Kane
Oh yeah. Charlie was standing up here. Right.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
According to all the witnesses, yes. Addressing the board. Lord Beckenham was chairman of the board of Fleetwood McKinley's.
Adam Kane
I know that much. Give me credit for something. Then this bloke up swipes out a gun and shoots him. Or why didn't someone stop him?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
They were all stunned. It was an impossible thing to do.
Adam Kane
Scared out their heads, most likely. Man with a gun. They knew him too, didn't they?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes. Farley was a member of the board. Had been for three years.
Adam Kane
Was because he shot himself after he'd done in. Lord, as a father, That would have been over here. Right.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Quite right. How on earth did you know that?
Adam Kane
And cleaned all the blood off the floor here either.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yeah, right.
Adam Kane
Why us? We have old love. Why are the old firm and not Scotland Yard?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Better put up one of those chairs.
Adam Kane
Yeah, well, I'm not likely to keel over with a shock, am I?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
It might take a while. This is Fleetwood McKinley's.
Adam Kane
I read it over the gate when we drove in.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
And as such, they are responsible for most of our top secret engineering. In fact, they're busy on a project at the moment. A vital project. Air defense. Ground to air missiles. He's called Siren 5.
Adam Kane
You mean he was bumped off to discover our war effort?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
We can't overlook that possibility.
Adam Kane
And Sally. Well, what do we know about him?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Absolutely nothing. That's why you're here, old boy. Now can't Taylor date me?
Adam Kane
I'm.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I'm perfectly aware of that. If Lord Beckenham was killed by a foreign agent or a saboteur, then we'd rather like to know. Find out all about Farley, Adam. All about him. If there's nothing sinister there, then I'll be a very surprised man.
Adam Kane
You don't think it was just because he didn't like his boss?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Great heavens. Hundreds of people, thousands in this country don't get along with their superiors. I mean, you and I don't always see eye to eye, do we? But you'd no more put a bullet between my Eyes than a. Adam, why are you looking at me like that?
Adam Kane
Thinking.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Well, then, let's set up some sort of campaign for you, shall we? Might as well start right here at Fleetwood McKinley. Try and avoid attracting too much attention. The public's been told that Lord Beckham died of a heart attack. I want them to keep on believing that. The board's been very understanding about that.
Adam Kane
Find out their minds that they're going to be the next. I suppose. What did he do?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
He was chairman of the board, I told you.
Adam Kane
Not the Lord Farley. What was he?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Director. I'm not quite sure what of. Access to top secrets, of course. The whole board was cleared to D6.
Adam Kane
Then he'd been investigated before.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I expect so. But that doesn't clear him, Adam. You know very well it doesn't. Oh, for goodness sake. The number of men cleared to the very top secrets who have turned out to be on the other side of legion. You know that as well as I do.
Adam Kane
All right, all right, calm down. Are you gonna give me some sort of COVID in this place?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I hardly think you'll need it. You aren't going to run around in the open, ask questions, but ask them discreetly. And you take the whole board into your confidence. They witness the killing after all.
Adam Kane
Anything else?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
No, I don't think.
Melanie Willis
Oh, I beg your pardon. I thought the room was empty.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
That's quite all right. We were on our way. Come on in, my dear.
Adam Kane
Now you're in. Close the door.
Melanie Willis
I beg your pardon?
Adam Kane
The door. Close it. Now, come here.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Who are you?
Adam Kane
More to the point, who are you? This room's been closed off by the police. There should have been a guard on the door.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
There was, yes. Who are you, young lady?
Melanie Willis
Melanie Willis. I'm. I was Mr. Farley's secretary. I have the necessary credentials to enter the boardroom. Your guard looked at them.
Adam Kane
Yeah, I'll bet he did. Adam Farley, secretary. Right there, Volson. You can pop along now if you like.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
What?
Adam Kane
You said you'd finished. This is where I take over.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes, of course.
Adam Kane
And what better place to begin than Farley's secretary? She wasn't tall, bit under 5 6. But the seven and a bit stones was put together in a fascinating way. I have to take your eyes off. Even Viv walked out backwards. But he hadn't done that since he got his MBE.
Melanie Willis
You're from the police, I take it? I think you're very rude.
Adam Kane
Maybe. What you come here for?
Melanie Willis
To look for something. Something that belonged to Mr. Farley.
Adam Kane
The room's been Cleared. You know what happens.
Melanie Willis
Yes, I was here.
Adam Kane
You were here?
Melanie Willis
Yes.
Adam Kane
I thought it was only the bold.
Melanie Willis
I'm the stenographer. I take the fastest shorthand in the works. I always acted as secretary in the boardroom when they were discussing secret matters. Lord Beckenham didn't trust tape recorders. And I have security clearance. Does that answer your questions?
Adam Kane
All except one.
Peter Milder
Oh.
Adam Kane
What are you looking for?
Melanie Willis
Oh, silly little thing. A silver pencil. I think Mr. Farley's wife would want to have it.
Adam Kane
Yeah, I remember. It's in that box. The one marked Farley.
Melanie Willis
Can I have it, please?
Adam Kane
After it's been at the lamps, I'll have it sent over.
Melanie Willis
Good. Then I won't waste any more of your obviously valuable time.
Adam Kane
You are very nice air.
Melanie Willis
What?
Adam Kane
Your air. Nice, clean and soft. You take good care of it. I like that.
Melanie Willis
I. I really do.
Adam Kane
Got a canteen in this place?
Melanie Willis
Yes, there's the one food.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Good.
Melanie Willis
All right. It's not.
Adam Kane
Come on, then. I'll buy you some lunch.
Melanie Willis
You really are a very surprising person. Yeah, well, you were so rude, so brutal, and then so very nice. You've also got a rather nasty sense of humor.
Adam Kane
I do my job.
Melanie Willis
But you aren't a bit like a policeman. You aren't a policeman, are you? They wouldn't trust something as big as this to Scotland Yard. You're from Whitehall, probably Di6.
Adam Kane
And you're a touch too bright for your own good.
Melanie Willis
I see. And I won't ask any more questions. How's the food?
Adam Kane
Not bad. What are you gonna do now?
Melanie Willis
Now that Mr. Farley's dead? Oh, I don't know. They've offered me another director, but I don't think I'll stay with Fleetwood. I like to choose the man I work for.
Adam Kane
You liked Farley?
Melanie Willis
Yes, I liked Mr. Farley.
Adam Kane
Any idea why he.
Melanie Willis
If I told you that, I couldn't have been more shocked if the Russians had dropped a bomb on London. It was a nightmare.
Adam Kane
Did he say anything before the meeting? Seemed different in any way?
Melanie Willis
No. I've been thinking about that. There was nothing to show that he could have had that sort of breakdown.
Adam Kane
You think it was a spur of the moment thing, then? A sort of brainstorm?
Melanie Willis
Oh, yes, it had to be. There's no other explanation.
Adam Kane
Then what was he doing with a loaded pistol in his pocket?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Very nice. Dapper. Was that you? Yeah. Being a bit noisy, aren't we? Yeah, we are. You mind? Well, I'd rather you didn't fire that thing. Unless you have to. Of course. In anger I mean, if I don't practice, I won't be any good, will I? No, I expect not. You've. You finished practicing, have you? Yeah, for the time being.
Adam Kane
Good.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Then we have something to discuss. Another job? Yes. The last one was so good, I thought we might strike while the iron was hot, as it were. You got him picked out, this man?
Peter Milder
Yes.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Fortune has rather dumped him in our laps. The opportunity is a little too good to miss, I think. Him?
Adam Kane
The very man.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes. They should pay well for him. Blimey. When I've put the old cat among the pigeons, killing this one. Sir Archibald Parkinson. They'll love it. Sir Archibald Pleydon Parkinson. Adam, think about it. Sir Archibald Parkinson. Not nice. A disaster. A crushing disaster. The head of the Coordinating Defence Council, Chairman of the Weapons Training Board, the most famous brain in England.
Adam Kane
And he's dead.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
As last week's. Martin. Look at it. My telephone almost melted in my hand.
Adam Kane
Devilish on the line.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Not to mention the Minister and the Permanent Under Secretary for Defense. Not to mention the tea.
Adam Kane
Been up yet?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Tea? At a time like this? What's the time?
Adam Kane
Nearly four.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You're right. Where is the tea?
Adam Kane
I'll go and look.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
No, you won't. You'll stay right where you are. Adam. It's been three months. Three whole months since Beckenham was killed. You found nothing about Farley? Absolutely nothing that might tell us why he did it. Now, the same thing happens to another man. Shot and killed in a top level meeting by a member of his staff who meekly commits suicide seconds after the actual. There is a link. There has to be.
Adam Kane
I'll go along with that. Who did it this time?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
A youngster called McIntyre. Brilliant. Senior maths tutor at new college. In line for the Chair of Binary Maths, as a matter of fact.
Adam Kane
What?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Binary maths?
Adam Kane
You got anything on him?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Very little as yet. You'll have to go down there and investigate, of course.
Adam Kane
You're not coming this time.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I'll be here. Right here. Making excuses into the telephone. I do hate that instrument.
Adam Kane
Where? What? Where do I go?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Cambridge, of course. You contact his secretary?
Adam Kane
Parkinson's?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
No, McIntyre's. Parkinson can't help us. He's dead, remember.
Adam Kane
So is Macintyre.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You are being very difficult.
Adam Kane
Sorry. His secretary, you said.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I've got the name here somewhere. Oh, yes. Ms. Melanie Willis. Melanie Willis. Where have I heard that name before? Adam? Wasn't she? Wasn't she the girl?
Adam Kane
Yeah. Farley Secretary.
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Adam Kane
Hello, Melanie.
Melanie Willis
Uncle Gus.
Adam Kane
How are you, dear?
Melanie Willis
Oh, not very well.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
No, of course. Very understandable. Tragedy.
Peter Milder
Poor man.
Melanie Willis
Uncle. He didn't show any signs of imbalance.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes, he was very highly strung. Of course, that was why I was treating him.
Adam Kane
We both knew that.
Melanie Willis
But not dangerously so.
Adam Kane
No, no, no. A tragic mystery.
Melanie Willis
Yes, I expect so. Like the last one.
Adam Kane
Like the last one.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
The mind of man is a deep bottomless swell. All we can do is to cast a little light into the gloom. Yes, Mel, if you feel you want to talk to anyone. Well, please, we'd love to see you.
Melanie Willis
There's so much to do. Uncle Gus, the police are here.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Of course. But anytime it gets too much to bear, I'll remember.
Melanie Willis
Thank you. Goodbye, Uncle Gus.
Adam Kane
Bless you, my dear.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Augustus.
Melanie Willis
Yes?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You must have just heard.
Melanie Willis
It was on the lunchtime news.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I didn't see it.
Melanie Willis
Oh, but come on now.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Come on. I won't help to cry. Not yet. Just a little longer.
Melanie Willis
I've told them all I know. What do they want from me?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You aren't quite finished with them yet.
Melanie Willis
But the superintendent.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
There's A new one. Doesn't look like police this time. Bit more sinister, I'm afraid.
Melanie Willis
Di6 again.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
He says his name's Kane. Adam Kane.
Adam Kane
Getting a bit monotonous in it.
Melanie Willis
I'd hardly call it that.
Adam Kane
No, you probably wouldn't.
Melanie Willis
I can tell you nothing, Mr. Kane. Nothing more than I have done. Nothing more than I could tell the police.
Adam Kane
I believe you.
Melanie Willis
Then why keep on?
Adam Kane
Because I believe that you believe you've nothing to tell me. Nothing. You think that's interesting?
Melanie Willis
What do you mean?
Adam Kane
I mean the coincidence is a bit much in it, love. Two men doing something crazy like shooting their boss when their boss happens to be a vital link in Britain's defense. Two men? And you just happen to be secretary to both of them.
Melanie Willis
I know what it seems. I know I look very suspicious, but.
Adam Kane
I believe you're straight.
Melanie Willis
Thank you.
Adam Kane
I also believe that there's something you can tell us but you just don't think it's important. Something that links you with Farley and MacIntyre.
Melanie Willis
No, there's nothing except.
Adam Kane
Except what, Melanie?
Melanie Willis
No, nothing.
Adam Kane
I think we're beginning to get somewhere.
Melanie Willis
I think I'd like you to leave me alone now.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Mel. You all right?
Adam Kane
Who are you?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You saw me downstairs.
Adam Kane
That's right. Askin Donkin. The physics man. Yeah. What do you want, Mel?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Is he housing you?
Melanie Willis
No, I'm. I'm all right.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
But really you're not. Look at you. She's done enough, Kane. You can let her go now.
Adam Kane
I'll let her go when I'm good and ready. Now clear off. Don't.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I'll go if she comes with me.
Adam Kane
Eaty heavy boyfriend.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I'll knock your nasty little block off.
Adam Kane
The same problem. They tell me I'm going to be.
Melanie Willis
Burt Dunkin's secretary now that McIntyre's dead.
Adam Kane
Are you indeed? How's your life insurance, Duncan? I knew I was right. The girl had to be the link. She'd been just about to tell me something when a physicist boyfriend burst in swinging punches. I let them go. But I thought a discreet tail might lead somewhere.
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Adam Kane
And somewhere turned out to be a big house tucked into the corner of a bigger estate just outside the town of Cambridge.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Doctor Augustus Maxwell. That was a name, wasn't it?
Adam Kane
Yeah. What'd you find out?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
He's a psychologist, a practicing hypnotist. The doctorate's an American degree. It's not worth anything here.
Adam Kane
Holly street think he's a quack, but his patients don't.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Not by the size of his clientele. We can't legally call it a practice. They pay a great deal of money and he seems to solve their problems. His security record seems clean enough. Although he has been to Russia twice.
Adam Kane
He gets more interesting by the second.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Both times for a very legitimate reason. Medical conferences. Both times.
Adam Kane
We know all about those.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Oh, goodness, yes, we do, don't we? Do you think that I had a.
Adam Kane
Taped bug in our phone? Melanie's. She spoke to him just before I did this morning. She called him Uncle Gus.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes, I checked that. He's certainly not a blood relation. Her father has one sister and the mother was an only child.
Adam Kane
You think he was treating Macintyre and Farley?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
He certainly seems to be treating a boyfriend.
Melanie Willis
What's his name?
Adam Kane
Duncan.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes, but disturbing that he's on the Atomic Energy Board. They have a meeting here in London next week.
Adam Kane
Say no more.
Peter Milder
What?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
What are you going to do?
Adam Kane
For starters, I'll get to meet the doctor.
Melanie Willis
How did you find out about Uncle Gus?
Adam Kane
It's the link, innit? Fowley and McIntyre both went to him. Yes, and now Duncan, you.
Melanie Willis
You're so very wrong. You wouldn't be talking like this if you knew Gus. He helps people, not kills them.
Adam Kane
Then you'll have to remedy that, won't you?
Melanie Willis
What?
Adam Kane
I'll have to meet your Uncle Gus.
Melanie Willis
I don't know if that would be possible.
Adam Kane
Why not?
Melanie Willis
He chooses the people that see him. He doesn't like frivolous people.
Adam Kane
This time I'm serious. You just don't know how serious I can be.
Melanie Willis
I still don't know. I can ask him. But I shall have to tell him who you really are. I can't lie to him. That's part of the treatment.
Adam Kane
I see you're a patient.
Melanie Willis
Oh, yes. I've been with Gus for over five years now.
Adam Kane
That ugly prickle started at the back of my neck. I shivered like someone had walked over my. Oh, stop it. Cool imagination does funny things when you let it run wild. I watched her go over to her phone and speak to Dr. Augustus Maxwell. She was speaking very softly, nodding a lot, looking hard at me once or twice. Then she put the phone down and came over.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Dapper. Yeah, I. I think they're onto us. Who is? A gentleman from Di6, if I'm not very much mistaken. A certain Adam Kane. Kane?
Adam Kane
You know him?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yeah, I know Kane. He's Di6, all right. A bleeding tough little Burke too. More to the point, does he know you? No, never met him. Just heard the boys talking, that's all. There's still a chance he can't possibly discover anything here. And.
Peter Milder
What?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
What's the matter, boss? You know, Dapper, we might scrap all the work we've done on Donkin.
Peter Milder
Why?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Because our Russian friends would pay a lot more to see the head of British Secret Service dead, wouldn't they?
Adam Kane
All the way there she talked and I listened. It was a non stop eulogy to Augustus Maxwell. You'd have to be a pretty amazing man to live up to all that. Because I like Melanie Willis. She was a pretty intelligent girl.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
More tea, Mr. Kane?
Adam Kane
Yeah.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
So dapper, poor Mr. Kane. Another cup. Make it a good strong cup. You like strong tea, I'm sure.
Adam Kane
Yeah.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
There, I'm. I'm sure you'll enjoy that.
Adam Kane
God.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You mind if I. Oh, no, no, no. Dapper.
Adam Kane
You.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You go right ahead. Ah, you'll know where to find me.
Adam Kane
You've.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You've been very quiet, Melanie.
Melanie Willis
What? Oh, well, that's just because I haven't had much to say. Island. Oh, dear.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Your tea. You spilled it all over your trousers.
Adam Kane
Yeah. Stupid.
Melanie Willis
You.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
You look a little pale, Mr. Kenner. Are you feeling quite yourself?
Adam Kane
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Could I go and clean this off somewhere?
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Come.
Adam Kane
I showed you the bathroom, dear.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Are you quite sure you can walk, Mr. Kane? Open the door for us, would you, Melanie?
Melanie Willis
Adam.
Narrator/Announcer
Are you all right?
Adam Kane
Yeah, fine.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Just relax, Mr. Kane. There's not a thing to worry about. You're going to be comfortable in a moment. Very comfortable. No anxieties will trouble you.
Adam Kane
Fine. Dapper.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yeah, he's going under. Take him up, will you? Yeah, yeah. Light as a feather. You're going to have a lovely kip, Adam Kane. Come on. This is where you kip. In here. Now, down front of the bed. Oh, blimey, you'll spark out on you. Nice and comfy. Good. Now a pair of handcuffs onto the bedstead. We don't want you running away, do we?
Adam Kane
Shouldn't take everything for guarding, mate. Not all stupid as Farley and McIntyre. Nice little bit of distracting Your boss did. While you slip the Mickey Fin into the second cup of tea. Good psychology. The second cup. It's never suspected. Let's see. Yeah, this is it. Sodium pentafal, I guess. Your turn for the anchor, Dapper, my lad.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Oh, don't look so worried, Melanie. It's just a little fainting fit. I'm a doctor.
Melanie Willis
He looks so ill.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I'll have a look at him in a moment. There's nothing to worry about. Ah, Dapper is. Adam.
Adam Kane
Bugger. You stay just where you are. Now, Maxwell, suppose you tell this nice lady all the nasty things you've been up to.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
A silver pencil.
Adam Kane
You've got one answer, Duncan.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Yes, Augustus gave it to me.
Adam Kane
Let me see.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
Here you are.
Adam Kane
Yeah, identical. Farley had one and so did McIntyre. It triggers a response. Powerful transmitter to a wire embedded in here. And the result? Supersonic vibrations. The subject goes into a trance and does what he's been conditioned to do.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
And I was going to be the next victim.
Adam Kane
Direction. You were going to be the next killer. Until I came along.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
And they were going to use you.
Adam Kane
Yeah. Allie, it didn't happen. Relax, Viv. Your tea's getting cold.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
What a horrible thought. Like a cuckoo in the nest. How's Melanie?
Adam Kane
She's in a clinic. They'll let her out when they're happy with her. Shouldn't be more than a week or two. She's tough enough to get over it.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
I'll make it up to her, Mr. Kane.
Adam Kane
I really will. You better, mate, or I'll knock your nasty little block off.
Dr. Augustus Maxwell
My name is adam kane is written by dale cutts and directed by margaret heel.
Adam Kane
My name's adam kane.
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Air Date: January 17, 2026
Episode: The Cuckoo
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio (episode features a radio drama rather than a discussion/interview)
This episode features a classic radio crime thriller titled “The Cuckoo,” following Adam Kane, an intelligence agent investigating a chain of bizarre murders within Britain’s top defense establishment. The story dives into psychological manipulation, treachery at the highest levels, and Cold War espionage intrigue — reminiscent of Golden Age radio suspense and detective dramas.
[01:02–06:30]
“Whatever we say in this room stays in this room. Is that clearly understood?” (Dr. Augustus Maxwell, [01:23])
[07:40–12:30]
“You are very nice air. ... Your air. Nice, clean and soft.” (Adam Kane, [09:45])
[12:31–14:35]
[14:36–19:45]
“A bit much in it, love? Two men doing something crazy ... and you just happen to be secretary to both of them.” (Adam Kane, [19:11])
[21:12–22:35]
"You think he was treating Macintyre and Farley?" (Adam Kane, [22:21])
[23:43–29:20]
Adam goes to Maxwell’s house under the guise of a consultation.
Subtle tension as he’s offered “strong tea." The scene turns sinister as Adam realizes he’s being drugged.
Maxwell’s scheme is revealed: he conditions susceptible staff with hypnosis triggered by a special silver pencil (a transmitter), turning them into unwitting assassins (“cuckoos”).
Standout moment:
"It triggers a response. Powerful transmitter to a wire embedded in here. The result? Supersonic vibrations. The subject goes into a trance and does what he's been conditioned to do." (Adam Kane, [28:28])
Adam manages to subdue Maxwell and exposes his plan. Duncan was targeted to be the next killer.
Melanie is placed in a clinic to recover, and the “cuckoo” plot is shut down.
"Now the matter in hand is the new siren, Mark V. The government people were very prompt this time. Nothing like a change in Whitehall to polish the official channels." (Dr. Augustus Maxwell, [01:40])
"You mean he was bumped off to discover our war effort?" (Adam Kane, [05:45])
"The mind of man is a deep bottomless swell. All we can do is to cast a little light into the gloom." (Dr. Augustus Maxwell, [17:45])
"Like a cuckoo in the nest." (Dr. Augustus Maxwell, [28:57])
This episode exemplifies the well-plotted, suspenseful storytelling of mid-century radio crime shows. With Cold War undertones, a hypnotic assassination plot, and clever use of audio drama conventions, "The Cuckoo" delivers intrigue, twists, and period atmosphere — a must-listen for classic radio fans craving suspense and psychological mystery.