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Narrator
Our silver Jubilee, the 25th birthday of the National Broadcasting Company. Like any birthday, the birthday of NBC is a time for reflection and recollection. Were you listening to ed Wynn at 9:30 on a Tuesday night in 1932? At 7:00 on a Wednesday evening in 1929? Were you listening to Amos and Andy? Or were you listening to Rudy Valli's great variety show at 8:00 on a Thursday evening in 1934? Now, these were great moments in the history of NBC. And ordinarily it would be impossible to relive them. But we are fortunate in having had with us for the past 20 years a man to whom nothing is impossible. I refer, of course, to the resident of 79 Wistful Vista. Molly's husband, Fibber McGee. As we look in on the McGee's Fibber is tinkering with his old 1926 Super Heterodyne radio set. He is, in fact, known as the biggest tinker in radio. Mrs. McGee makes a fairly safe statement.
Molly McGee
She says, it'll never work, Magee.
Fibber McGee
What do you mean it'll never work?
Molly McGee
My gosh, Molly, let me get this straight again. You claim that you can fix this radio set so it'll tune in programs that were broadcast 20 years ago, 25 years ago even.
Fibber McGee
I'm rewiring it so I can tune it to different years instead of different stations. You see?
Molly McGee
No, I don't.
Fibber McGee
Look, Tootsie, According to the McGee theory of radio dianetics, which I'm the guy that thought it up, I claim that when you hear a broadcast once, that ain't necessarily the end of it, see, it don't just disappear. In other words, old radio programs never die.
Molly McGee
I know one that dies every Tuesday night.
Fibber McGee
Well, that ain't what I mean. I mean, they're still out there bouncing around in the air, waiting for somebody to tune him in again. And I'm the guy that can do it.
Molly McGee
What's our congressman's phone number?
Amos
Why?
Molly McGee
Well, if there isn't a law against that, I'll help him write one.
Fibber McGee
Oh, yeah? You change your mind? When I get this baby working. Molly. Need to make a few more adjustments here. Get the king bolt tightened up a little bit. I'll be ready to try it.
Joe Penner
And you want to buy a duck?
Fibber McGee
No, I'm not interested in any poultry, Bud. I'm trying to. Hey, who said that?
Molly McGee
Why, I don't know, McGee. There's nobody here but Alison.
Fibber McGee
I'm gonna turn off the radio. Will you, Molly, while I work on radio? Hey, the Radio. It's working.
Molly McGee
You hear it, Molly?
Narrator
It works.
Molly McGee
Hush. Listen. My goodness, it sounds like New Year's Eve.
Jimmy Durante
Magee.
Molly McGee
I wonder where that.
Amos
Boy, oh, boy.
Fibber McGee
I told you I could make it work.
Narrator
And you now divine.
Molly McGee
McGee.
Fibber McGee
That's.
Molly McGee
That's Joe Penner. Why, he used to be one.
Narrator
Listen elsewhere.
Fibber McGee
Remember him? Ben Burney.
Molly McGee
Oh, yes, I used to love him.
Narrator
March of time.
Fibber McGee
Everybody wants to get into the act. My God. Tony Wan.
Molly McGee
No, McGee, that's Jimmy Durante.
Fibber McGee
Oh, yeah, Jimmy Durante. Boy, this is wonderful. Gee whiz, I can tune in any program I want.
Molly McGee
Hush a minute.
Joe Penner
Hush.
Molly McGee
Let's listen to this one first. What year now are we listening to?
Fibber McGee
I can't tell yet. The dates are all scrambled up on the dial here. But I can pick that and my name, darling.
Joe Penner
Mr.
Fibber McGee
Ruler Bankhead. You hear that? I got Congress to send her. Bankhead.
Molly McGee
No, no.
Fibber McGee
That a deep voice on him, hasn't he?
Molly McGee
No, Magee, that was. My goodness, this is exciting, McGee. Can you tune in just any program you want to hear?
Fibber McGee
Anything back to 1926. That's when the first big network started. NBC in 1926. Oh, that's when we bought this old super heptodyne, remember?
Molly McGee
Oh, do I remember. Hey, you lugged this thing home straight. We strung about 200ft of aerial around the roof, plugged it in, turned it on and blew out fuses that we didn't even know we had.
Fibber McGee
Yeah, but remember the first program we ever heard on it? There was a band out in Kansas City.
Molly McGee
Oh, yes, the Nighthawks.
Fibber McGee
Yeah, that's it. Coon Sanders and their Kansas City Nighthawk. Yeah, Whitelitumis. Yes, 1926. There. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Pat Kelly greeting you from Kansas City, where NBC is presenting the Coon Sanders Nighthawks Orchestra.
Molly McGee
Ah, that's it, McGee. That's them.
Narrator
Relax and enjoy yourselves now while the.
Fibber McGee
Coon Sanders Nighthawks go to work on.
Narrator
Some of these days.
Fibber McGee
I told you this maybe would work, kiddo. Boy, oh, boy, is this ever jazzy.
Molly McGee
Wonderful.
Joe Penner
Listen.
Fibber McGee
That break. Terrific.
Molly McGee
Oh, my. Isn't this nostalgic, McGee?
Fibber McGee
Yeah, brings back a lot of memories, too. Remember the night we put this radio out on the front porch and threw a block party for the neighbors?
Molly McGee
Oh, wasn't that fun? We put up ropes and danced in the street. You did a pretty sharp Carlson, too.
Fibber McGee
Yeah, I'd have done even better if the street had been paved. Gravel kept getting in my shoes.
Molly McGee
I had a new dress for that night, remember? It was trimmed with monkey fur and had a Hemline just below my knees. That must have been around 1928, wasn't it?
Narrator
Yeah.
Fibber McGee
That's when it was around election time. Big argument broke out about Al Smith and Hoover.
Molly McGee
Yes, and you tried to explain to me which one would make the best president, only you weren't sure yourself. And wait. Listen.
Amos
Now, ladies and gentlemen, Amos and Andy.
Narrator
Would like to say a few words to their listeners.
Amos
Listen, Amos, you don't know politics like I do.
Andy
Tell me this, though. Why can't they have a Democrat and a Republican president at the same time? Let Hoover be president for one week and Al Smith be president for next week. You see, ain't no use to have no hard feelings, Amos.
Amos
The President of the country don't have nothing to do. Now, the trouble with that is the Republican would get everything messed up for the Democrats and vice versa.
Fibber McGee
And what?
Amos
Vice versa.
Andy
He ain't running, is it?
Amos
Who ain't running?
Andy
Bryce Visit.
Amos
I didn't say Bryce Visits. I said vice versa.
Andy
Is he a Democrat or a Republican?
Amos
Uh. Oh, listen, Amos, the farm situation. You take the Hogan McDerry bill.
Andy
Take it where?
Amos
Take it anywhere.
Andy
What is I gonna do with it?
Amos
That is the question. It was vetoed.
Andy
It was?
Amos
And not only that, the farmers is so mad about the Hogan McDerrah bill being vetoed that they're liable to elect the candidate for the vice president presidency.
Andy
Well, what do Coolidge say about all this?
Amos
He do not choose.
Andy
Maybe his wife made him stop doing that.
Amos
The thing we has got to do, Amos, is to make up our minds if we is going to be Republican or Democrat.
Andy
I believe I'll be a Democrat.
Amos
But I'm going to be a Republican. You go ahead, be a Democrat. You is crazy.
Andy
You was all right, ain't you?
Amos
Certainly I was all right.
Andy
Then I bled out. Crazy.
Molly McGee
You know, that's the clearest explanation I've ever heard, McGee.
Fibber McGee
Oh, that's about the way I explained it to you at the time, Molly. Them guys just simplified it a little.
Molly McGee
And tune in some more. Go ahead, get some music. Remember the Music Appreciation Hour?
Fibber McGee
Oh, Spike Jones, sure. Let me see if I can get that. I'd like to hear that.
Molly McGee
No, no, that was Walter Damroch. McGee.
Fibber McGee
What's your language?
Molly McGee
You know, he always used to open up with.
Fibber McGee
Good morning, my dear children.
Joe Penner
I've had no chance before, so if it's not too late, let me wish you a happy New Year.
Fibber McGee
And may it bring you lots of music and a greater and greater affection for it so it will really become music lovers. Hey, you do a good imitation, Molly. Sounded just like. Oh, that was him. I didn't realize you were tuning the set yourself.
Molly McGee
And you could listen.
Narrator
Foreign ham. American baritone Lawrence Civit and his spirited and colorful singing the famous toreador song in the role of Es. In just a moment as the toriador, he'll be swaggling over to the gypsy maid and flirting with her as today's Metropolitan Opera performance of B? Salman continues.
Molly McGee
Oh, just listen to that applause.
Fibber McGee
Well, he deserves it. The boy's got a nice voice.
Molly McGee
That was back in the early 30s, wasn't it? Must have been around 1932.
Fibber McGee
1932. Boy, what a year that was in history, good and bad. There were three things happened that year that I guess most of us will never forget, Molly.
Molly McGee
Historic events, you mean?
Fibber McGee
Yep. The Japanese took over Manchuria, Roosevelt was elected president, and the batch of Uncle Dennis's home brew blew up in the basement.
Molly McGee
Heavenly days. I'd hardly call Uncle Dennis's misfortune a world shaking event.
Fibber McGee
Well, it sure shook the house, kiddo. Them windows rattled like.
Molly McGee
Besides, Jerry, it wasn't homebrew. It was root beer Uncle Dennis was making.
Fibber McGee
Well, he put a little too much yeast in that batch. I remember his Sunday vest was hanging on the basement steps and four bottle caps went clean through it.
Molly McGee
Well, let's not discuss it now, because I. I even wrote a poem about.
Fibber McGee
It at the time. It went, yeast is yeast and vest is vest.
Molly McGee
Please, McGee, let's skip the rest.
Fibber McGee
Okay.
Jimmy Durante
For me and my dad, the night of mighty gods who used it harvest me for the moon reaches to shine Awful. Sitting underneath a willow tree for love they find little May but kind of straight at darkness There I guess I'll go. Begin to star Looked up at the sky Told the moon his little tail of white had no love and since April of January do not delight no time Ain't no sun to stay outdoors.
Molly McGee
And.
Jimmy Durante
Shine Shine on harvest for me and my galley o star January who knows you are to stay outdoors and shine on Shine on har. Me and my d.
Molly McGee
Ring my. There were some wonderful programs started back in those years, McGee. The early 30s, remember?
Fibber McGee
Yeah, a lot of great comedians. Jack Benny started on NBC about then.
Molly McGee
Yes, Burns and Alan, their cousin Fred. I guess people were ready for laughs in those days, Jerry. After the market crash and the depression, the people needed a laugh.
Fibber McGee
Well, they got them too. NBC had some of the greatest one.
Narrator
Of the mysteries of show business.
Fibber McGee
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Narrator
Imperative obscurity of Joe Penner. Somehow he.
Molly McGee
Rudy, that Penner was funnier. Oh, was I ever greedy about him.
Fibber McGee
Joe Penner?
Joe Penner
No.
Narrator
I think Joe is a really great comedian and I'm sure you will soon agree with me. We present Joe Penner.
Joe Penner
Hello, Rudy. You want to buy a duck?
Narrator
No, Joe, I don't want to buy a duck. Why?
Joe Penner
Why?
Narrator
Because.
Joe Penner
Well, maybe your brother would like to have one.
Fibber McGee
Huh?
Narrator
I haven't a brother.
Joe Penner
Well, if he had one, you think he'd consider it?
Fibber McGee
No.
Joe Penner
Under no circumstances.
Narrator
Under no circumstances, you nut. Steve, what's on your mind?
Joe Penner
Really, I. I'd like to tell a little joke here.
Narrator
Go ahead.
Joe Penner
Well, it's a. It's a two people joke, you see, and you gotta have two people to tell us. So I'll go out and get another fellow.
Narrator
Wait. Wait a minute. What's the matter with me? I'll be very happy to assist you.
Joe Penner
You want to be one of the.
Molly McGee
People, be very happy to be kind of people.
Joe Penner
Yes, you'll be one of the people, and I'll be the other fellow.
Narrator
All right, fine.
Joe Penner
I'll come up and I'll meet you over here. I'll come up, say, hello, Rudy, see? And then you say to me, hello, Joe. That's my name, Joseph. And then I'll say to you, why is a kiss over a telephone like a straw hat?
Narrator
Let me see if I understand this correctly.
Fibber McGee
Now.
Narrator
You say to me, why is a kiss over a telephone like a straw hat?
Molly McGee
Yeah.
Joe Penner
And then you say, I don't know. And then I tell a joke. We separate now.
Narrator
Hello.
Jimmy Durante
Hello.
Fibber McGee
Hello, Joe.
Joe Penner
No, no. You gotta act. You gotta do it with feelings.
Narrator
I heard your heart.
Joe Penner
Man. That's too much feeling. Why is a kiss over a telephone like a straw hat?
Narrator
Because it isn't felt.
Joe Penner
I'm going out and get another fella.
Narrator
Oh, now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Fibber McGee
Wait a minute.
Narrator
What's her.
Joe Penner
No, you say, I don't know how. You tell a joke. Cause you tell it. There's no sense to me coming around here. I got another one.
Narrator
All right, let's hear it.
Jimmy Durante
That's it.
Joe Penner
I'll say to you, what's the easiest way to raise corned beef and cabbage?
Narrator
What's the easiest way to raise corned beef and cabbage?
Joe Penner
And then you say, I don't know, see? I'll tell a joke.
Narrator
It's my turn.
Joe Penner
What's the easiest way to raise corn bean cabbage?
Narrator
With a knife and fork.
Joe Penner
Don't ever do that. This is the last one. I'll say to you, what kind of a chicken lays alone what kind of.
Narrator
A chicken lays alone?
Joe Penner
Yeah, that's what I say to you. You say to me. Can you say I don't know?
Narrator
I don't know.
Jimmy Durante
That's it.
Joe Penner
I don't.
Molly McGee
Give me a chance, will you, please?
Fibber McGee
Hello.
Narrator
Hello, Joe. Hello, Joe. How are you?
Joe Penner
What kind of a dad want to.
Molly McGee
This is just a wonderful idea of yours, McGee. I don't know how you ever thought it up.
Narrator
Radio.
Fibber McGee
Oh, I didn't actually think up radio all by myself, Molly. There was a guy named Marconi that gave me the idea.
Molly McGee
No, no, no. I mean fixing this old radio to tune back into the past.
Jimmy Durante
Listen.
Fibber McGee
Know who that is?
Molly McGee
Ah, Ben Burney.
Fibber McGee
Yep, the old maestro himself. Remember how him and Walter Winchel used to razz each other? They had some of the Love me forever.
Narrator
Winchell, I hope you're listening. That reminds me. I don't know why all them oil companies have to go to Ethiopia for gas when it would be just so easy to lay a pipeline direct to windshield, if you know what I mean. This is Ben Burney, the voice of experience speaking. Yes, sir. And now the time has come to lend thine ears to Au revoir, pleasant rear. Au revoir, pleasant rears. Think of them when requesting the theme. Au revoir, A fond cheerio, A toodle doodle. A bit of a tweet tweet. God love you. And Pleasant.
Molly McGee
Pleasant dreams.
Fibber McGee
Boy, him and Winchell used to insult each other right and left, didn't they?
Molly McGee
Yes. But you know something? I always had a hunch they were just joking, McGee. I think they really liked each other.
Fibber McGee
You think so? Winchell was one of NBC's big stars in them days, you know. Did his first broadcasting there.
Molly McGee
That's right.
Fibber McGee
Matter of fact, I'm the guy that helped Walter get his start there.
Molly McGee
Molly, you got Walter Winchell started at NBC?
Fibber McGee
Well, it was in front of NBC. As a matter of fact, his car was stalled. And I give him a start with my car. Hey, if we ever bump into him again, remind me to ask him if he found my front bumper guard hanging on.
Molly McGee
Get something funny.
Fibber McGee
Yeah, it's a good idea.
Narrator
Pull yourself together. Then. What is this sound I hear, Bill? Bill?
Fibber McGee
That's the stuff out at the house the other day.
Narrator
I was suffering from swollen thighs sitting down too much. I suppose they made a mistake that brought me capables instead.
Podcast Information:
The episode commemorates the 25th anniversary of the National Broadcasting Company (NBC), marking a significant milestone in radio history. The host reflects nostalgically on NBC's golden age, highlighting iconic programs such as The Shadow, Abbott & Costello, Amos & Andy, and Dragnet. The narrative sets the stage for a celebration of NBC's rich legacy, emphasizing the communal experience of families gathered around the radio to enjoy these timeless shows.
At the heart of the episode is Fibber McGee, the quintessential tinkerer, who embarks on a mission to modify his 1926 Super Heterodyne radio set. His goal is audacious: to tune into radio programs from two and a half decades prior. This inventive endeavor serves as a metaphor for preserving and reliving historic broadcasts.
Notable Quote:
Fibber McGee [01:18]: "I'm rewiring it so I can tune it to different years instead of different stations."
His wife, Molly McGee, expresses skepticism about the feasibility of Fibber's project, setting up a humorous dynamic between the couple.
Notable Quote:
Molly McGee [01:08]: "You claim that you can fix this radio set so it'll tune in programs that were broadcast 20 years ago, 25 years ago even."
After persistent tinkering, Fibber successfully activates the modified radio, allowing them to hear broadcasts from the past. This breakthrough moment is filled with excitement and nostalgia as the couple listens to snippets of historical radio programming.
Notable Quote:
Fibber McGee [02:08]: "I'll be ready to try it."
Upon activation, the radio emits sounds reminiscent of a bustling New Year's Eve, transporting Fibber and Molly back in time.
Notable Quote:
Molly McGee [02:24]: "Hush. Listen. My goodness, it sounds like New Year's Eve."
As the radio tunes into various broadcasts, Fibber and Molly reminisce about significant events and personal memories from the early 20th century. They discuss notable figures like Ben Burney and Walter Winchell, shedding light on NBC's influential personalities.
Notable Quote:
Fibber McGee [07:15]: "That's when it was around election time. Big argument broke out about Al Smith and Hoover."
The discussion extends to pivotal historical moments of 1932, including Japan's takeover of Manchuria, Franklin D. Roosevelt's presidential election, and a humorous family anecdote about Uncle Dennis's misadventures with homebrew.
Notable Quotes:
Fibber McGee [13:09]: "Yep. The Japanese took over Manchuria, Roosevelt was elected president, and the batch of Uncle Dennis's home brew blew up in the basement."
Molly McGee [13:16]: "Heavenly days. I'd hardly call Uncle Dennis's misfortune a world shaking event."
The episode features interactions with classic radio personalities like Joe Penner and Jimmy Durante, bringing their distinctive comedic styles to the forefront. These segments showcase the humor and charm that made these comedians beloved figures in NBC's lineup.
Joe Penner attempts to engage with the narrators in a series of jokes, albeit with mixed success. His comedic timing and repetitive punchlines provide light-hearted entertainment, reflecting the era's humor.
Notable Exchange:
Joe Penner [17:07]: "Why is a kiss over a telephone like a straw hat?"
Narrator [18:04]: "Because it isn't felt."
Jimmy Durante delivers a musical performance, adding a melodic touch to the episode. His rendition of "The Toreador Song" and playful interactions contribute to the nostalgic atmosphere.
Notable Quote:
Jimmy Durante [15:54]: "Shine on harvest for me and my galley o star January who knows you are to stay outdoors and shine on."
Fibber and Molly delve deeper into NBC's history, recalling the network's early challenges and triumphs. They discuss the launch of The Music Appreciation Hour and the emergence of legendary comedians like Jack Benny, Burns & Allen, and Fred Allen.
Notable Quote:
Fibber McGee [16:01]: "Yeah, a lot of great comedians. Jack Benny started on NBC about then."
The conversation highlights the importance of humor during the Great Depression, illustrating how NBC provided much-needed relief and entertainment to struggling families.
Fibber shares anecdotes about his interactions with Walter Winchell, a prominent broadcaster, emphasizing the camaraderie and friendly rivalry that existed among NBC's stars.
Notable Quote:
Fibber McGee [21:09]: "Matter of fact, I'm the guy that helped Walter get his start there."
He humorously recounts an incident involving Winchell's car and Fibber's own vehicle, underscoring the playful relationships that fostered a vibrant radio community.
The episode concludes with Fibber and Molly appreciating the enduring legacy of NBC and the golden age of radio. Through Fibber's inventive radio modification, listeners are reminded of the timelessness of great programming and the emotional connections forged through shared radio experiences.
Notable Quote:
Molly McGee [19:37]: "No, no, no. I mean fixing this old radio to tune back into the past."
The celebration serves as a heartfelt tribute to NBC's contributions to entertainment and culture, inviting listeners to cherish and remember the golden era of radio.
This episode of "Harold's Old Time Radio" masterfully blends humor, nostalgia, and historical reflections to honor NBC's 25-year journey. Through engaging dialogues and memorable interactions, it paints a vivid picture of radio's golden age, making it a delightful experience for both long-time fans and new listeners alike.