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And underlying the various phases of reconstruction would be the principles which have brought a high measure of equality and public well being to us here in the United States.
Henry
Yes. I don't know. A large order, it seems to me.
Unknown
Not too large. And for many who want to help, others who'll do. Why of course, dad. It's a chance for all these European Americans to bring America to their people in the old country. To tell them, to show them the opportunities and the security which are a part of democracy. You think the job is too big? Can't be done.
Henry
There's always a way if there's the will to do it. I only say that more of us ought to know more about this plan.
Unknown
Well, read Afflict's book. The whole plan's there in great detail, waiting to be read in two way passages.
Henry
Leave it here.
Unknown
It's on your desk in the library. I left it for you months ago.
Henry
I've been busy in the garden.
Hazel
Are you two still sitting at the table holding a powwow?
Unknown
Yeah. You want to shoo us out of here, Mom?
Hazel
Well, don't you think it's about time?
Unknown
Oh yeah. Sit down again. Dally with us a little. Come on.
Hazel
Down with you, for goodness sake.
Unknown
Was that your laundry, ma' am?
Hazel
Yes, and it looks like we're going to be doing our own laundry before long.
Henry
Henry, what's happened now?
Hazel
Laundry workers are going into defense plans. Driver says he can't get help.
Henry
That's all that's required of us to win the war. Wash our own clothes?
Hazel
Yes. What's been required of us up to now is little enough.
Henry
Yeah, yeah. Fanny, do you suppose there's another spoonful of that deep dish pie in the kitchen?
Hazel
What in the world, Henry, I sat.
Henry
Here so long, I'm hungry all over.
Hazel
Well, here's a sliver I cut off my piece.
Unknown
I couldn't eat it all cream for it, dad?
Henry
Certainly, certainly. Pie without cream is like a coat without buttons.
Unknown
Say, what time is it?
Henry
Yeah, ten minutes. Of what?
Unknown
I was supposed to make a phone call 20 minutes ago.
Henry
This important?
Unknown
It's liable to be. Excuse me.
Hazel
Of course.
Unknown
I'll be down again presently.
Henry
Oh, Fanny. If you have any choice of winter vegetables you want planted, speak up. I. I'm putting a few things in this week.
Hazel
You've decided then to use some of your flower beds for Vegas? Why, that's Clifter in the breakfast room.
Clifford
Clifford.
Henry
Come in, boy. Come in. There's a draft from that door out there.
Clifford
You bet you, dear.
Unknown
Hello, family easel.
Hazel
You too. How nice.
Clifford
Hello, Mom. Hi, Dad. I trust we are not too late for lunch.
Henry
Certainly not. Certainly not.
Hazel
Certainly we're finished and we're just sitting here dawdling. You children haven't eaten.
Clifford
Oh, mom, you're marvelous. You spotted our hungry expressions.
Unknown
That's why we're here. It's a bad influence on me. He suggested this.
Hazel
Well, I'm glad. Hazel, you tell Cook to fix you each a plate and then sit down with us.
Unknown
No, I don't need a second invitation for that. Back in a minute, Slippery.
Henry
Yeah, Sit down, boy.
Clifford
Sit down. You bet.
Hazel
We just had a scrappy lunch, but there's plenty left I know remains don't.
Clifford
Look very scrappy, Mom.
Henry
As you should know, what your mother calls a scrappy meal is the best kind of or made up of odds and ends from the meal before we.
Hazel
Had hash to do.
Clifford
Oh, boy. That's for me.
Hazel
You know how your father loves hash.
Henry
Hash is a fine institution. If there's anything unsavory to my palate from the last meal, it's so disguised that I never recognize it. And anything delectable is magnified a dozenfold by the addition of all those little odds and eggs.
Clifford
Dad, on the subject of hash.
Hazel
Oh, Hazel, did you get everything? Cook didn't forget the Vegetables, I should say she didn't.
Unknown
Your yard clip all too.
Clifford
I can hardly wait. Will you cast your eyes on that plate? Boy, am I glad we just happened in at lunchtime.
Henry
Is that your normal appetite or one you borrowed for the day?
Clifford
It's a regular one, I think. Irene's cooking has developed this capacity for food. She works away like a little beaver planning a meal.
Hazel
Irene has a natural talent for cooking.
Clifford
Should see her study up on vitamins and calories and nutrition and all that stuff. She takes it big.
Henry
Good for her. Well, I should be in the garden instead of sitting here. So if you'll excuse me, Family.
Hazel
Henry. Is it that important you might sit and talk a little.
Henry
Well, I have work laid out in the garden.
Hazel
Oh, go along with you.
Jack
Yes, sir.
Henry
I'll see you before you go, Griffin.
Clifford
Okay, dad. Work in the garden. Is that all dad ever thinks about? What does he do that takes so much time?
Unknown
Oh, just to look at the way his garden's kept should answer that.
No weed.
Not uneven row of anything. Every flower and leaf almost hand polished.
Clifford
Hand polished is right. Mom, do you suppose there's any more of this lovely hash? This caviar hash?
Hazel
I wouldn't be surprised. Here, give me your plate.
Unknown
Oh, no, Mother, you sit still. I'll get it. There'd be no profit in having you a border young.
Hazel
I'm so glad you came in, Clifford. Are you and Irene keeping busy at the ranch?
Clifford
Bus busy? You've heard about the one arm paper.
Hazel
Hanger with the highs pleasant judge dog.
Clifford
And that guy was on a vacation compared to me and Irene. Busy as a bird dog. Oh, thanks, Hazel. You are a woman with a kind heart, Mother.
Unknown
Anyone who feeds the brutes appeals to them.
Clifford
I. I hope Paul might be home today.
Hazel
He is home. He went to his studio to do some telephoning right after lunch.
Clifford
Well, for Pete's sake, let's get the guy down here.
Hazel
Oh, he'll be down again as soon as he finishes. He won't be long.
Unknown
We tried to get Teddy to come back with us, but she said she was meeting friends for lunch.
Hazel
Yes, the three of them get together once a week. Sometimes at the tea room and sometimes in their home.
Unknown
Are they the three you had here for lunch last week?
Hazel
Yes.
Unknown
Well, Clifford, that certainly disappeared in a hurry. Are you ready for dessert? It's pie. I thought in the kitchen.
Clifford
Pie? I never eat this stuff in less than 10 ton lots. And what is the delay? Rush it in.
Unknown
What about you, Mother? Could you eat just a little more to keep going?
Hazel
No, thank you.
Unknown
Well, I'll just carry these dishes out then and be right back with great hunts of pie.
Clifford
Did Paul have anything in the way of news, Mom?
Hazel
No, nothing.
Clifford
Fish is a talkative individual compared to Paul. I guess that's the best way in this man's war. Ah, Hazel, what a beautiful woman you are. Especially with pie in your hands.
Hazel
Oh, you do go on.
Unknown
Food seems to make him a little giddy.
Clifford
Must be because I'm so healthy. Right after each meal I start thinking about the next one.
Unknown
Oh, that's the hardest part of housekeeping for me. Planning meals for my family. Although the children all have such good appetites, I never lack for a warm.
Hazel
Reception, no matter what I cook.
Clifford
You get a break with the dishes anyway, Hazel. That always helps.
Unknown
Oh, yes, the boys are really very good helpers. They clear the table and they can do things nicely when they want to.
Hazel
Yes, rebellion does sometimes interfere with junior dishwashers.
Unknown
I think there must be a stock set of squabbles handed from generation to generation that children use over the dish pan. Every mother knows them by heart.
Clifford
Yeah, but it takes at least two kids to fight while they're doing a dish. That's why I'm a firm believer in big family. So there can be more and better excitement in the kitchen.
Unknown
How about young JD down there all by himself?
Clifford
He seems capable of amusing himself. If he had other children to play with, though, he'd be a better setup.
Unknown
I think so too.
Clifford
Irene's swell about joining in his games and he tags after Dan by the hour. There never was a finer place for a small boy than a dairy ranch.
Unknown
Oh, yes, hank and pinking. Mr. Ranch very much. Maybe it's old fashioned to feel that the country is the best place for children, but I do feel that way.
Hazel
Your father would say that anything which gets human beings closer to growing things is good.
Unknown
Well, speaking of growing things, if we're all through, why don't we have a look at father's efforts?
Hazel
Would you like to? Your father glows all over when anyone takes an interest in his garden.
Unknown
You have time. Answer.
Clifford
Well, I did want to see Paul.
Hazel
Oh, he'll be down in a few minutes, I'm sure.
Clifford
Okay, then. If I'm at the machine shop and get the pump by 3 o' clock, I can make my bus nicely.
Hazel
Well, come along with you.
Unknown
Mother.
Clifford
Why not?
Unknown
A little oil on this door hinge.
Hazel
Oh, I never noticed the squeak.
Unknown
I never did either when I was living here. If it did squeak, then probably it did.
Hazel
But you were as Used to it then, as I am now.
Clifford
Hey, there's Paul out there with dad.
Hazel
Well, how in the world did he get out there?
Clifford
I5 Paul. Oh, there.
Unknown
He certainly looked in top form.
Hazel
Yes. Isn't his uniform becoming?
Clifford
You really are proud of that uniform, aren't you, Mom?
Hazel
Why shouldn't I be?
Unknown
Oh, hey, Hazel, why don't you drop from cliff?
Henry
Better ask yourself that question. You're the one that's always dropping from the skies.
Unknown
Well, it's good to see you, Paul.
Yeah.
Clifford
This is a break I wasn't sure I could count on. I thought you might be flying from pillar to post or wherever you do flock.
Unknown
Well, not from pillar to post exactly, but it's working out. So I'll be able to get home once in a while at least.
Hazel
Yes. We have so much to be thankful for.
Henry
Yes, makes Teddy pretty happy too. Maybe we can keep her home also if she thinks that Paul will be here occasionally.
Hazel
Now, Henry, don't start worrying that bone again.
Unknown
Yes, she isn't in the army yet.
Father, your chrysanthemums are simply beautiful this year. I really envy you.
Henry
Well, they're quite a success. I'm pleased to see.
Unknown
Mom. There's a real spice smell. If you could only work that into your cooking.
Be something, wouldn't it? Chrysanthemums make me think of Thanksgiving and football games and brisk, cool fall afternoons with a harvest moon showing faintly in the five o' clock sky and a feeling it'll frost before morning.
Henry
George. Hazel. That's a pretty good description of that.
Clifford
A doggone poet, she is.
Henry
I got a bouquet for you. And you can have a little of that fall afternoon harvest moon feeling in your own room.
Unknown
Oh, thank you, Father.
Clifford
Just little a Paul, those years.
Henry
Please.
Unknown
Yeah, Dan Clifford.
Hazel
That reminds me. I promised Irene a start at chives for an herb garden.
Unknown
Herb garden? That has a culinary sound.
Hazel
Well, this border all along here is older.
Clifford
Hey, no kidding.
Unknown
Yeah. Your own project, Mom?
Yes.
Hazel
I've only had a few weeks, but it's doing very well.
Unknown
I should say so. Oh, Father, that's enough.
Henry
While I put them all, woman, I'm picking these flowers. This is my gesture.
Unknown
Well, a less extravagant gesture would be appreciated just as much.
Clifford
Oh, what all have you got out here anyway, Mom? Oh, here, I can read the tags. Chives and rosemary, tarragon, marjoram, sweet basil. Boy, here's time.
Unknown
Time? Time for what, may I ask?
Time for Father to stop cutting chrysanthemums.
Henry
But this is not what I would call a real showy bouquet.
Clifford
Hey, what's this woolly stuff, Mom?
Hazel
Parsley, of course. Please.
Clifford
I know it when I see it resting on a turkey's chest.
Unknown
It's a sage, isn't it?
Looks like dad is going to have a rival in the garden.
Henry
Well, herbs do well enough for their purpose, but I'd rather have something beautiful to look at myself.
Hazel
Well, I don't pretend to be in your father's class. I do enjoy this little plop, though.
Henry
And you've done Wellers with his Fania Regular Space Shop.
Clifford
You can get your bay leaves from the tree down in the corner by the seawall marmot. What's there?
Hazel
That's mint, Flip.
Unknown
Mint? She says it's good for lamb and Kentucky Colonel.
Clifford, hand me that little trowel.
Clifford
This? Yes.
Hazel
Thanks, Mom.
Clifford
Quick, come over here. Quick. It's Jack. On the back porch over next door.
Hazel
What is it, Jack?
Unknown
It's Elizabeth.
Sharon Ann.
Hazel
Hurry, hurry. She's bleeding.
Unknown
She's got a hemorrhage or something.
Jack, what are you talking about? Where's Betty? Mother, don't try to run. You'll hurt yourself.
Yeah, let me help you.
Oh, please hurry.
Careful of the steps, Mom.
Careful. Mothers.
Hazel
What did you say it was?
Unknown
She's bleeding. I left her in the basket in the kitchen a minute. When I came back, there was blood in her face and she's lying so quiet.
Hazel
Oh, what in the world.
Unknown
You wait here a minute.
Mom, Betty's upstairs asleep. I was afraid to call her.
Oh, never mind that. Come on in. Oh, Paul. Paul, what is it?
Ketchup.
What?
It's not blood. It's ketchup.
Clifford
Hey.
Unknown
Bottle on the drain board tipped over and ran into the crib.
Oh, for goodness sake, Jake.
Hazel
Barbara, I can shake you.
Unknown
But mom, she's all right.
She's sleeping like a kitten. She's a little high from ketchup, though, I must admit.
Jack
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Professor Jack Barber, standing before his audience in the living room, will lead the family in the evening's classwork.
Unknown
Now, students of the Domestic and Allied arts class, will you respond in unison to the following questions? Quiet. Quiet, please. First question. What are three natural foods containing the entire B complex? Vitamins that are so necessary in adequate quantities to good health and happy dispositions? One, wheat germ.
Clifford
Two, liver.
Unknown
Three. Yes, that old student. And which of these foods is the only one of its kind that contains added amounts of vitamins A and D?
Clifford
Flesh, yeast.
Unknown
Amazing. Even Clifford knows the right answers. This evening I get a gold star, teacher. Well, maybe if you know the answer. To this one. What tastes good when stirred up in a glass of tomato juice?
Clifford
Salt and pepper class. Fleischman's Yeast is good in tomato juice.
Unknown
What does Fleischman's Yeast and Tomato Juice.
Clifford
Calls a vitamin cocktail?
Unknown
Why is the vitamin cocktail so worthy of high recommendation?
Jack
Why, Jack, everybody knows the answer to that. It's because the vitamin cocktail, Fleischmann's Fresh Yeast and Tomato Juice contains every vitamin known to be needed in human nutrition. And only two vitamin cocktails give you the entire daily minimum requirements of vitamins A, B, 1, C and D. And a good supply of all the vitamins in the B complex group. Now, folks, I'm going to ask a question. Do you know how to mix the vitamin cocktail so that it's smooth and delicious? Well, I'll tell you how. Just break up a cake of Fleischman's Yeast in a dry glass with a fork, add just a little tomato juice and stir until smoothly blended. Fill the glass with tomato juice, give it another stir and drink it. America, to your health. You have just heard chapter seven, book 44 of One Man's Family, written and produced by Carlton E. Morse for the makers of fleischman's yeast. Chapter 8, entitled Thanksgiving at the Dairy Ranch, will come to you next week at this same hour.
Clifford
Mother for a real suppertime treat.
Jack
Tomorrow, serve your family royal butterscotch pudding.
Clifford
Be sure to get royal, because that's.
Unknown
The kind most folks prefer.
Jack
In a recent test we made, it.
Clifford
Was voted better in five important ways.
Jack
And royal save sugar, too. One Man's Family comes to you from California. This is the national broadcasting company.
Unknown
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Hazel
It's to time.
Unknown
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Detailed Summary of "One Man's Family" Episode 42-11-15
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"One Man's Family" Episode 42-11-15 offers a charming glimpse into the daily lives of the Harding family during a time of national reconstruction and wartime efforts. Set against the backdrop of post-war America, the episode delves into themes of family unity, personal responsibility, and the subtle humor found in everyday situations. Throughout the episode, listeners are immersed in heartfelt dialogues, relatable family dynamics, and era-specific challenges that reflect the societal shifts of the time.
The episode primarily revolves around the Harding family's interactions as they navigate the demands of wartime America. Henry Harding, the family patriarch, is deeply engrossed in his gardening pursuits, symbolizing his need for control and normalcy amidst the uncertainties of reconstruction. Meanwhile, his wife, Hazel, manages household responsibilities and fosters familial bonds, ensuring that the family remains cohesive despite external pressures.
A significant portion of the episode highlights the family's adaptation to wartime shortages and their collective efforts to contribute to the national cause. This is exemplified through discussions about laundry workers being diverted to defense plans and the family's subsequent decision to manage household chores independently.
The narrative also introduces a lighthearted moment when Clifford, the son, mistakenly believes their child is injured, only to discover it's a bottle of ketchup—a classic example of the show's blend of drama and humor.
The episode underscores the impact of national defense efforts on everyday life. When laundry workers are redirected to defense roles, the family responds by taking on these responsibilities themselves, illustrating self-sufficiency and communal duty.
Hazel and Henry exemplify the strength of familial bonds, supporting each other's endeavors while managing household challenges. Their interactions reflect mutual respect and understanding.
The mistaken belief that the child is injured adds a humorous twist, showcasing the family's ability to find levity amidst stress.
Professor Jack Barber's segment serves as both an educational interlude and a promotional feature, blending seamlessly with the narrative to provide listeners with useful information about nutrition.
Henry's dedication to his garden represents his desire for stability and control during uncertain times.
Clifford expresses interest in expanding his culinary horizons, hinting at future developments in the family’s domestic life.
A moment of panic followed by relief adds humor and showcases the family's dynamic.
Professor Jack Barber engages the family in a mock classroom setting, emphasizing the importance of vitamins and promoting Fleischman's yeast.
The episode wraps up with practical cooking tips, encouraging listeners to try new recipes, thereby enhancing audience engagement beyond the narrative.
The episode seamlessly incorporates product promotions within its narrative, a common practice in Golden Age radio shows. The segment featuring Professor Jack Barber serves as both an educational moment and a promotional spot for Fleischman's yeast, illustrating the era's marketing strategies.
Episode 42-11-15 of "One Man's Family" masterfully blends family drama with subtle humor and educational content, offering listeners an authentic representation of mid-20th century American life. Through the Harding family's interactions, the show highlights enduring values such as resilience, unity, and the importance of contributing to the greater good during challenging times. The integration of promotional segments within the narrative also provides a nostalgic glimpse into the advertising techniques of the Golden Age of Radio, enhancing the episode's historical authenticity and charm.