
Peril xx-xx-xx The Wonderful Deception
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A
What do you think makes the perfect snack?
B
Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.
A
Could you be more specific?
B
When it's cravenient.
C
Okay.
B
Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. p.m.
D
I'm seeing a pattern here.
B
Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.
A
Crave, which is anything from AM pm.
B
What more could you want? Stop by AM PM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. AM PM Too much. Good stuff.
C
Herald.
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STORIES OF SUSPENSE.
D
Good morning, gentlemen. I am Colonel Tanyaski.
E
Are you in charge of this prison, Colonel?
D
I am proud to say that I am.
E
And I insist on my rights as an American citizen. I want to get in touch with my.
C
Yes sir.
D
It is a most deplorable situation, but at the present time this humble person cannot guarantee that.
C
You're right. I safeguarded. I don't like the sound of that.
D
You are the Australian, eh?
C
Yeah, Joe Wilson's the name. Friends call me Snowy, but I guess you better call me Joe.
D
I have heard much of the Australian sense of humor. It is all they say it is.
C
Thanks.
D
Ill mannered and uncouth.
C
You know, I don't think you and I are going to get along, Colonel.
D
Oh, that would be very sad and undesirable.
C
Ah, you.
D
My third guest must be the Englishman.
F
Yes, Colonel John Danton is my name.
D
Captain John Danton of the British Army.
F
I entered China as a civilian.
D
You are listed as an active officer in the British army.
F
I was given three months leave two weeks ago.
D
Then you have been in China for only two weeks?
C
Yes.
D
I suggest, Captain Danton, that you may have been here for many years. That you may be known to Chinese traitors as Mr. Kirk.
F
That is not true.
D
Perhaps not. Perhaps Mr. Wilson is the man. I see. Hey, Mr. Wilson. Could it be possible that you are Mr. Kirk?
C
The name's Wilson. It's the only name I ever use.
D
Then perhaps Mr. Samuel Edwards is Mr. Kirk.
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I entered Red China less than a month ago.
D
You claim you are a writer?
E
Yeah, a magazine writer. A special correspondent for Flick magazine.
D
Who is the editor of flick magazine?
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James McIntyre.
D
Where is Flick magazine published?
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Brooklyn, New York, 257 Flatbush Avenue.
D
Why did you enter in China?
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To see what's happened to your people since you changed your politics.
D
And you, Mr. Wilson, why did you enter China?
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To look for a lady. I was here when you people were fighting the Japs, I met her in a cafe. She was a singer. Called herself Lil Leblanc. Mother was Chinese, her father a Frenchman. I fell in love with her.
D
And you, Mr. Denton?
F
My brother entered Red China six months ago. He never returned. The British Foreign Office has tried to investigate, but you people haven't been very cooperative.
D
So you decided to investigate personally, eh?
C
Yes.
D
One of you three is lying. You are the only three Westerns in the city who do not have valid reasons for being here. One of you is Mr. Kirk.
C
What do you got against this bloke who calls himself Kirk?
D
He organized an underground movement using Chinese traitors. Miserable creatures who have sold their soul to capitalism. Kirk has cost the Chinese government a fortune in materials. He sabotages trains, trucks, factories.
E
War materials, Colonel.
D
Defense materials to be used in the event we are attacked.
E
You mean to be used in the event you decide to attack?
D
That is precisely the sort of thing that Kirk would say, Mr. Edwards. Would he?
E
But I'm not Kirk.
D
One of you is. And I am now addressing that one. You are going to die whether you decide to confess to your crimes against China or not.
F
Exactly what does that mean, Colonel?
D
It means, Captain Denton, that if Kirk does not confess, all three of you will die. The first one in 25 minutes from now.
E
We'll be back in just a minute to tell you more of tonight's story. The wonderful deception.
C
Murder. That's what it'll be.
D
No, Mr. Wilson. Execution of a saboteur.
F
You'll kill two innocent men just to get at the guilty ones?
C
Yes. How are you going to carry out.
E
This little party of yours?
D
Well, if the one who is CAG does not agree to sign a statement confessing to all his crimes against China, then we will play a game. One of you will lose. He will be taken outside and shot. Then, after a suitable period, if the confession is still not forthcoming, the game will be played again.
F
And the man who's left?
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We will assume that he is a man who calls himself Kirk. He will be tried by a people's.
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Court and shot, hanged.
D
Gentlemen, I will now leave you alone. You have 24 minutes.
C
So Kirk refuses to confess, eh?
D
I did not expect him to confess voluntarily. Lieutenant Zuko.
C
Which one do you think he is, Colonel?
D
He could be any of the three.
C
Even the Australian?
D
Why not?
C
But the Australian's reason for entering China, to look for a woman. It is so weak and improbable.
D
Any one of the three stories could be a fabrication. Well, we have left them in a cell, and they will talk. Perhaps the innocent ones will find a flaw in the guilty man's story. If so, we will learn of it immediately. Yes, Turn on the loudspeakers, Duko, and let us listen to what their friends have to say.
C
All right, Jim Blakes. According to Colonel Tanyaki, one of us is this fellow who calls himself Kirk. Now that's not me. So I'm telling you two to prove who you are.
F
Why, Wilson?
C
Well, that should be plain enough, Johnny boy. I hadn't come here to China to be shot or hanged. These chows want the bloke who's known as Kirk. So if I find out which one of the two of you is Kirk, then I'm gonna save my hide.
D
This is very interesting, Lieuten.
E
You're doing a lot of talking, Wilson. How do we know you're not Kirk?
C
I know I'm not.
F
How do we know you're not?
C
Because I'm telling you, Johnny.
F
If you don't mind, I'd rather not be called Johnny.
C
Sorry, Captain Danton. But you see, out in the colony of Australia, our manners ain't so good. Maybe it's just that we don't stand on ceremony like you, Liney.
E
Oh boy, what a trio we make. An American, an Aussie and an Englishman. One big scrappy family with nothing in common but our language.
F
Oh, have the Americans started to speak English?
E
Oh, very funny, Captain. You know, the Englishman's impression of an American is a guy in a loud checkered suit with a cigar stuck on the side of his mouth. The American's impression of an Englishman is a fat bumbling Colonel Blimp or a.
C
Tall butler with a second time Yank.
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Being an Aussie, you should be used to that.
C
I'll let that pass.
F
Look, one of us is Kirk.
C
Let's find out which one and then.
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Throw him to the wolves.
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Yeah.
E
How very unsportsmanlike.
C
Oh yeah, I suppose Kirk's a sportsman, eh? He's letting two of us die.
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What do you suggest, Snowy?
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Only my friends call me Snowy.
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How do you know I'm not a friend?
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You gotta prove it first.
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And how do I go about doing that?
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By showing me that you're really a magazine writer who came into China to get well.
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I can tell you every member of the editorial staff of Flick magazine.
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That's not good enough. How about you, Captain Danton? Can you prove that you entered China to look for that brother of yours who disappeared?
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I'm afraid you'll just have to take my word for it.
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That brings us back to you, Wilson. You Say you came here to look for a girl.
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Yeah, and I got a photo to prove it. Charged it and taken away from me. It.
F
A beautiful Eurasian girl. That hardly proves anything, Wilson.
E
You know, it seems to me we've reached the stalemate any of us can be Kirk. So all we can do is wait.
C
Oh, no. I'm not gonna die.
E
There's still a possibility that Colonel Tanyaki is bluffing.
C
I don't feel like taking a chance on that Yank. We've only got about 20 minutes to find out which one of you is Kurt. And I'm gonna find out.
D
We may soon learn what we want to know, Lieutenant.
E
What are you gonna do, Wilson?
C
I don't know yet. I'm gonna do something.
E
You know, you might be putting on a knack for the benefit of Colonel Terniecki.
C
What do you mean by that, Yig?
E
I'll show you what I mean. Hello, Colonel.
C
Hello, Colonel.
D
He knows about the microphone.
C
What got into you, Edwards?
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Well, you see, Ozzy, I never could resist a microphone.
C
A microphone?
E
Yeah, very clumsily camouflaged. Look, they used to call me Sammy.
F
The life of the party.
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My dream of Genie with the light brown hair. How do you like that, Colonel?
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Let me in that microphone. This is Captain Dant, Colonel. I'm just letting you know that we're disconnecting the wires.
D
The American, he was the one who found the microphone. That does not mean he is Kirk. In America, microphones are used extensively in police work. If he is a magazine writer, he knows all about them. The Englishman disconnected the microphone. He could be Kirk and the Australian. It could be, as the American said, that he was putting on an act for our benefit.
C
It appears as though we will have to get rid of the three of them.
D
I would rather not do that. Our orders are to avoid trouble with the foreign departments of all Western countries. We would be within our rights to execute the mysterious Mr. Kirk. He has caused the lives of Chinese soldiers and many million dollars worth of war equipment. But I would prefer to let the two innocent ones return to their countries where they can spread the news that we are not to be trifled with.
C
But if Kurt does not come forward, then we must liquidate all three.
D
Yes, however, I think that Kurt will come forward. The microphone did not help us identify him. But there is still a final plan. See that it is put into operation, Lieutenant.
C
Funny you're able to spot that microphone, Edwards. Why?
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Is it fun?
C
Well, it was only a few feet away from me and I didn't see it. Maybe you were looking for it, eh?
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As a matter of fact, I was.
C
That proves you know something about how the Chows operate.
E
No, Wilson. You see, I once wrote a magazine series on police methods. American cops hide mics in cells. They let a suspect have a long talk with a friend or his lawyer. That's how they get a lot of their information.
C
I still think it looks funny. I wasn't even thinking about a microphone.
E
A clever suspicious fellow like you missing out on something, Wilson? I find that hard to believe.
C
You know something, Yank? I reckon you'll Kirk. And to make sure, I think I'll beat it out of you.
E
Oh, you might be overmatching yourself, Wilson.
C
We'll see about that.
F
As you were, Wilson.
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Let go on the line.
F
As soon as you cool off.
C
Let go.
F
Listen to me you fool. Fighting will solve nothing.
D
Yeah, well maybe you can think of something better lining.
F
Perhaps not. But if you persist in fighting, I'll hold on to you so that Edwards can have a good shot at you.
D
Now what will it be?
C
Okay, okay, you win. I can't fight both of you.
E
Well, I thought we were going to have fun there for a while.
C
Hey, what is it? Down the corridor, behind the guard. The chow soldier. He's got a built the guard. Ruthie really flattened him. Here he comes. Mr. Kirk. I've come to get Mr. Kirk. Nice work, Mike. Come on you bloke, let's get out of here. I know not all of you. Hey, why the gun? The other two of you will stay in the cell or I will shoot.
D
The escape has been arranged for only. Mr. Kirk. Quickly Mr. Kirk, there is not much time. We must hurry.
E
In just a moment we return to our story, the wonderful deception.
C
Quickly Mr. Kirk, come with me.
E
Why can't the three of us come?
D
Because it is not possible for me.
A
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D
More than one of you to escape. Hurry please. There is no time to lose.
C
Well, which one of us guys?
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Beats me.
C
Wilson, come please. Go on Kirk. Whoever you are, don't leave the bloke waiting. Hurry, hurry, Mr. Kirk. There is just time to make the escape.
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Are you a member of the underground?
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Yes. Yes.
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Then surely you know which one of us is Kirk.
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There is no time to talk. We must leave before more guards come point out Kirk. Who is he? Please, please. What are you laughing at?
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It's obvious what amuses him, Wilson. This is just another of Colonel Tanyaki's little tricks.
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Mr. Kirk, we must hurry. There is not much time. Save it, friend.
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You might as well lock the door again.
F
It didn't work, colonel. Tanyaki.
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Pleasant, lock the cell door.
C
Yes, colonel. Well, I'll be see to the guard.
D
He seems to be hurt badly. Yes, colonel.
C
From what I saw, colonel, that guard may be dead.
D
Then he has died gloriously in the service of his country.
E
You really want to get this Kirk, don't you?
D
I will get him one way or another.
F
That was a clever trick, colonel, But Kirk was a little too smart for you.
D
I am not worried. But Kirk's sliders will cost two innocent lives.
C
And you're going through with your plan?
D
Of course.
E
You can murder three of us and get away with it. Our governments will investigate only to find.
D
That you have crossed the Chinese border and disappeared. You have no business here.
F
Our intelligence people will find out the truth.
D
Like they discovered the truth about your brother who disappeared Captain Danton. Oh, was that just a story? Now listen to me. I am quite willing to set free the two of you who are innocent. But I know that one of you is Kirk. And I am determined that Kirk will die. Time is passing, gentlemen. The firing squad is waiting in the courtyard. Unless Kirk reveals himself, the firing squad will perform their first duty in nine minutes.
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You're quiet, Wilson.
C
What happened?
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Did that chip fall off your shoulder?
C
I was just thinking about that guard. Another Blake. Didn't bother to fake that smack on the head. He hit hard enough to kill the man.
F
Life here is cheap, Wilson.
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Yeah, I can see that. And I'm beginning to see that this Kirk, whoever he is, may have the right idea. Now, I was here in China during the war. Grew pretty fond of the people. They weren't like Tanyaki. They were good, fun loving people.
E
Seems the fun's been knocked out of them, Wilson. From what I've seen of them, they're not people anymore. They're robots pushed around by guys like Tanyaki.
C
Yeah, makes me wonder what happened to Lil then.
F
There was a girl.
C
Look, I'm not Kirk Danton. I'm a bloke who came back to China because I couldn't stop thinking about a Sheila. You saw the photo of her.
F
It wouldn't be too difficult to get a photograph of a beautiful Eurasian girl.
C
I'm not Kirk, I tell you, trying.
F
To convince me won't do you any good. In fact, I'm not sure I care which of you is Kirk.
E
That's a funny statement, Danton.
F
Well, before I entered China, I'd heard of this Kirk.
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I have a lot of respect for him.
F
He's fighting for an ideal, a free, united China.
C
But why did he stay in China, hiding all the time? He didn't have a chance right from the beginning.
F
Perhaps he knew he'd be caught sooner or later.
C
Yeah.
E
Maybe he thought it was worth it.
C
He's got another officer with him.
E
I wonder what he has on his mind this time.
D
Well, gentlemen, have you yet discovered which of you is Mr. Kirk?
C
No.
D
Once again, I ask Mr. Kirk to come forward. No. Very well, then we commence our little game. Lieutenant Zuko, write the number one or two or three on that slip of paper.
C
Yes, Colonel.
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What's the idea of this?
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You will find out in just a moment.
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You are Colonel Tanyaki.
D
Thank you. Now, the United States. First select a number from one to three. Mr. Edwards, there's nothing I like better than party games.
C
I'll take number three, Mr. Wilson. One.
D
That leaves you, Captain Denton, with the number two. Observe the number, gentlemen, on this slip of paper.
C
Two.
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All right, that's me.
D
Open the cell door, Lieutenant. Come on out, Captain Danton. Go as the colonel orders. Captain Danton.
F
Where are you taking me?
D
To the courtyard where the firing squad waits.
C
You gave us a time limit, Colonel. There's still seven minutes to go.
D
I will observe that, my friend. The execution will be carried out exactly on time. Come, Captain Danton.
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We'll be back in just a minute.
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To peril.
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And our story, the wonderful deception.
C
Six minutes. Six minutes to go. Yeah. Wonder if he is Kirk.
E
No. If he was, he would have come clean after drawing that number.
C
If he isn't, and you are, or you. It's you, Edwards. I'm sure it is now.
E
And if it is me, you're not.
C
Gonna let them shoot the line. Here's still a chance.
E
The Tanyaki is bluffing.
C
And you are Kurt. Admit it, Edwards.
E
All right, I admit.
C
Why, you stinker. You're just sitting here while outside a man stands in front of a firing squad.
E
That's not my fault. He had no right to enter China.
C
I suppose you have.
E
I proved my right to be here.
C
You're gonna call Tanyaki. You're gonna admit your Kirk.
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I intend to, but not till just before the Deadline. Don't you understand? My work in China is important. I've got to wait out every second.
C
But Tanyaki may decide to shoot Danton ahead of time.
E
If we can't accept his word on that, then we can't trust him to carry out his promise to set you and Danton free.
C
Okay. Okay, you win. But I'll be looking at my watch. Edwards, you're gonna shout for Tanyaki one minute before the deadline.
E
All right, Wilson, one minute before.
C
That gives you a little less than four minutes. Yeah.
D
About Lila LeBlanc, Wills.
C
Well, what about her?
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I knew her. Knew her well.
C
Where is she?
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She's dead, Wilson. What? She was executed a few months.
C
How do you know that?
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She worked with me. She was one of the best agents in the organization.
C
I don't believe she's dead. I don't believe he even knew her.
E
She had a tiny crescent shaped scar beneath her right eye. Around her neck, she always wore an.
C
Opal on a gold chain. The opal. I gave that to her. She kept it. But Lil was a cafe singer. She wasn't a spy.
E
She loved China. The old China. She was ready and willing to die for it. If you really knew a Wilson, you'd realize that.
C
Yeah. Yes. She loved John. Oh, why did I go away without her? I told her I loved her. I thought I'd be back one day, but when I got to Australia, my family talked me out of it. Marriage like that wouldn't work, they said so. Figured I'd forget her for a while. I fooled myself into believing I had drink till I was as silly as a snake. Then I'd sit there just thinking of it. Finally, I just had to see her again. I wrote her letters, but I never got an answer.
E
She changed her name. Your letters never reached her.
C
What did she do in the underground?
E
She used a beauty to get information from red officers. Movements of troops, supplies. That was why we were so successful with our sabotage. Eventually, she was suspected. They set a trap and she fell into it. But she didn't break under torture. She was as brave as they come. I'm proud to have known her.
C
You know her well? Pretty well.
E
It makes you feel any better, she made no bones about the fact that there was somebody in her life. She never mentioned the name. But when she talked about him, she fingered that opal she wore well.
C
Oh, why didn't I come back sooner?
E
You wouldn't have got her to leave China, Wilson. Not after the reds took over. She knew what she had to do, and she went right out and did it? She wasn't kidding herself. She must have known they'd get us sooner or later. Just as I knew they'd get me.
C
Where's she buried? I don't know.
E
Tanyaki's friend saw to that.
C
She took orders from you, eh? Yeah. Guess she must have had a lot of respect for you.
E
Well, we were fighting for the same thing, so I guess she did. But I never touched her, if that's what you're wondering about. Not that I didn't try.
D
I was always the fellow who gave her that opal.
C
I let her down. If I'd taken her with me, she'd be alive.
E
Look, Wilson, she died doing what she wanted to do. Just keep remembering that. It's not going to do you any good to spend the rest of your life torturing yourself. You'll admit you made a mistake, all right? So forget it.
C
No, I'm not gonna forget it. Not when I got the chance to show Lil how much I love her. I'm gonna do what she'd want me to do. And what's that? You're important to the underground. Me? I'm not important to anybody. Wilson, you've played hero for a long time. Now it's my turn.
F
All right, Colonel Tanyaki, you win.
D
I'll sign that statement. Come and get me.
E
Now, wait a minute, Wilson.
D
You're not.
C
Just keep your trap shut.
D
Well, so it is the Australian who is Mr. Kirk here.
C
But I don't sign any statements till I'm sure Edwards and Danton are safe.
D
That will be arranged, Lieutenant. Suko, Mistell, Dore.
C
Yes, Colonel.
D
Tanyattin. Come out, Mr. Kirk. Lieutenant Zuko, you will get Captain Denton from the courtyard. Yes, Colonel. Will I bring him back to the cell?
C
Remember, Colonel, I don't sign until I'm sure they're safe.
D
Lieutenant, you will escort Denton Edwards to the British Embassy. Yes, Colonel.
C
How will I know they'll be taken to the British Embassy? You can take the Colonel's word for that, Mr. Cock. No, not good enough. I want to be sure.
D
There is a phone in my office. Stanton and Edwards can phone you from the British Embassy.
C
The code word, if you're safe, Edwards will be.
F
What?
C
A certain shield I wore around her neck.
E
Yeah, I understand.
D
Go to the courtyard, Lieutenant. Yes, Hannah. Shall we go to my office, Mr. Kirk?
C
Yes, Wilson? My friends call me Snowy.
D
So long, Edward.
E
So long, Snowy. And that concludes tonight's peril story, the Wonderful Deception. Well, friends, we hope you've enjoyed tonight's story. Join us again next week when we shall hear another exciting experience. Moments of danger and mystery in people's lives in our dramatic stories of peril.
Episode: Peril xx-xx-xx "The Wonderful Deception"
Date: August 18, 2025
This episode of Harold’s Old Time Radio presents a suspenseful Golden Age radio drama titled “The Wonderful Deception” from the "Peril" series. The story unfolds in post-war Red China, centering on three Western prisoners—an American, an Australian, and a Brit—each suspected of being a notorious underground saboteur known as “Mr. Kirk.” Through tense interrogations and shifting alliances, the episode explores themes of loyalty, identity, and sacrifice under the shadow of political oppression.
"One of you three is lying…One of you is Mr. Kirk." [03:19]
“If I find out which one of the two of you is Kirk, then I’m gonna save my hide.” – Wilson [06:14]
“She loved China. The old China. She was ready and willing to die for it.” – Edwards [20:59]
“All right, Colonel Tanyaki—you win. I’ll sign that statement. Come and get me.” – Wilson [24:08]
“Oh, very funny, Captain. [The American’s] impression of an Englishman is a fat, bumbling Colonel Blimp…” – Edwards [07:16]
| Timestamp | Content | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------| | 01:06 | Introduction of Colonel and prisoners | | 04:00 | Colonel’s threat: execution unless Kirk confesses| | 06:03 | Prisoners question and doubt each other’s alibis | | 09:20 | Microphone discovered | | 10:15 | Tanyaski’s discussion of their “final plan” | | 13:10 | Fake escape attempt and unmasking Tanyaski’s trick| | 17:33 | Drawing lots to decide who faces execution first | | 20:18 | Emotional reveal about Lil Leblanc’s fate | | 24:08 | Wilson’s decision to take the fall |
The episode authentically preserves the clipped, suspenseful dialogue of classic radio drama. There’s camaraderie and sarcasm between the prisoners, contrasted by the stoic, often menacing formality of Colonel Tanyaski. The tone is tense—punctuated by sporadic humor—but underlined by themes of loss, idealism, and reluctant heroism.
“The Wonderful Deception” is a gripping morality play set behind enemy lines, and this Harold’s Old Time Radio presentation delivers all the intensity and ambiguity characteristic of mid-century radio drama. At its heart, the story weighs individual sacrifice against the greater good, leaving listeners with lingering questions about identity, loyalty, and the shades of truth in times of peril.