
Philip Marlowe 47-08-05 008 Trouble Is My Business
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Philip Marlowe
The moment old man Jeter came into my office, I made up my mind not to vote for him if he ever ran for president. He was tall and thin, with straight, compressed white lips. He wore a neat pinstripe flannel suit with a small rosebud in the lapel. He carried an ebony cane and he wore spats. He looked a smart 60 and unless his ultimate got nasty, I gave him another 15 years, which was pretty big of me. He sat down, speared me with those barbed gray eyes and came right down to business.
Wadsworth Jeter
Mr. Philip Marlowe, I believe?
Philip Marlowe
That's right.
Wadsworth Jeter
My name is Wadsworth Jeter.
Philip Marlowe
How do you do, Mr. Jeter?
Wadsworth Jeter
You're a private detective.
Philip Marlowe
Well, why not?
Wadsworth Jeter
Frankly, sir, I'd expected the Hollywood detective's office to be somewhat more glamorous or rather more elegant, shall we say?
Philip Marlowe
No, Philo Vance has a branch office here on the fourth floor, if you're shopping around.
Wadsworth Jeter
No, no, no, no. You'll do, I'm sure.
Philip Marlowe
My rate is 25 bucks a day, plus expenses.
Wadsworth Jeter
Money is no object.
Philip Marlowe
Except when you don't have much of it.
Wadsworth Jeter
That seems to be the motivating philosophy where Ms. Harriet Huntress is concerned.
Philip Marlowe
Who or whom is Ms. Harriet Huntress?
Wadsworth Jeter
A rather standard, rather obvious gold digger who wishes to marry Grover.
Philip Marlowe
You want to tell me who Grover is?
Wadsworth Jeter
Grover is my adopted stepson. My late wife's son.
Philip Marlowe
Go on.
Wadsworth Jeter
Next year, he will inherit a million dollars left him by his mother.
Philip Marlowe
Which explains Ms. Huntress's interest in Grover precisely. Look, Mr. Jeter, am I being hired to smear Ms. Harriet Huntress?
Wadsworth Jeter
Not at all. Merely to disillusion Grover about her.
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, well, that's the same thing. I think you better find yourself another way free.
Wadsworth Jeter
There's more.
Philip Marlowe
Okay, let's hear it.
Wadsworth Jeter
Do you know a man named Marty Estelle?
Philip Marlowe
Sure. He's a big time gambler out on sunset strip. Why?
Wadsworth Jeter
Mr. Estelle claims my son Grover owes him $50,000.
Philip Marlowe
Well, then Grover better pay up. If I know Marty Estelle.
Wadsworth Jeter
But suppose my son doesn't really owe Estelle the money.
Philip Marlowe
Does he or doesn't he?
Wadsworth Jeter
Mr. Estelle supplied photostat copies of Grover's notes with Grover's signatures. I thought they might be forged. So without Grover's knowledge, I took them to a handwriting expert named John Arbogast. A sort of detective? No, he's not sure he wants more time. I. I'd like you to take over the case.
Philip Marlowe
Harriet huntress and all.
Wadsworth Jeter
Ms. Huntress, as you may know, is associated with Mr. Estelle.
Philip Marlowe
Well, that's incidental. I'll handle the forgery case and not the slander job. Now, where does this Arbogast have his office?
Wadsworth Jeter
On Sunset, near Ivar.
Philip Marlowe
Okay, I'll look it up. Ms. Huntress, she lives at the El.
Wadsworth Jeter
Milano on North Sycamore.
Philip Marlowe
That'll look her up, too. Harbor Guest and Huntress in the order named. There was no snooty secretary to prevent me from walking right into John D. Arbogast's extremely fat presence on Sunset, near Ivar. He was an enormously fleshy gent with a thick neck that was in folds like a concertina. He wore a wrinkled, dark suit that needed cleaning and some reweaving where it had some small holes in it. Arbogast just sat and stared at me with the whites of his eyes. Because those three holes that needed reweaving were bullet holes. And John D. Arbogat was dead, very recently dead. I left in a hurry, and as far as I could tell, nobody saw me come, nobody saw me go. My next stop was the swank El Milano Hotel on North Sycamore. Just a second. Mister.
Waldo
Something you want?
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, yeah. Who are you?
Waldo
I'm the house detective.
Philip Marlowe
Well, I'm looking for a Ms. Harriet Huntress.
Waldo
Ms. Huntress ain't seeing anyone.
Philip Marlowe
You can tell her it's Marty Estelle.
Waldo
Are you Marty Estelle?
Philip Marlowe
I'm from him.
Waldo
That's different, ain't it?
Philip Marlowe
That's none of your business, is it?
Waldo
Well, whatever you're up to, you're not playing it very smooth.
Philip Marlowe
Some days I feel like playing it smooth, and some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron. Well, if you must know, I'm one of the boys. Philip Marlow, private eye. Here, it's my card.
Waldo
Yeah, well, that's another story. I'll phone up to Ms. Hunter.
Philip Marlowe
Yeah? Say I'm from Marty Estelle and they'd make it convincing, huh?
Waldo
How much convincing?
Philip Marlowe
Oh, well, how much do those cigars you're smoking cost you? 22.50. Box of 50. That much convincing? That's cute.
Waldo
You and me are going to get along. I'll phone Ms. Huntress, but you go right on up. Room 814. I just know it'll be all right.
Philip Marlowe
Harriet Huntress was too tall to be cute, too beautiful to be really cheap. Her green eyes were wide set and there was plenty of thinking room between them. Her hair was a dusky red, like fire seen through a haze. Her green eyes were that much green. Ice Age. She sized me up in the doorway.
Harriet Huntress
Well, what's the big message, sonny?
Philip Marlowe
I'd have to come in. I never could speak very well in public.
Harriet Huntress
Come here.
Philip Marlowe
Never could speak very well on a dry throat, either.
Harriet Huntress
There's the scotch. Help yourself.
Philip Marlowe
Thank you.
Harriet Huntress
So you're from Marty Estelle?
Philip Marlowe
No, not strictly. Not even loosely.
Waldo
Not at all, in fact.
Harriet Huntress
What's your racket?
Philip Marlowe
No racket.
Harriet Huntress
Marty will love to know you used his name.
Philip Marlowe
I'm shaking in my shoes.
Harriet Huntress
You're some kind of detective, aren't you?
Philip Marlowe
Yeah. Philip Marlowe. It's good scotch here.
Harriet Huntress
I'm glad you like it. Now, what's your business?
Philip Marlowe
All right. How much will you take to give that, Grover?
Harriet Huntress
You look smart, but you talk stupid.
Philip Marlowe
Old man Jeter's pretty tough. His idea is that you get nothing, you get smeared. I don't see it that way. How much?
Harriet Huntress
How about $50,000?
Philip Marlowe
How about $500?
Harriet Huntress
How about talking about the effect of the rain on the rhubarb?
Philip Marlowe
Now, look, sister. Suppose we skip the footwork. Considering the sobering fact that a man named John D. Arbogast has already been murdered in this little case.
Harriet Huntress
Does that have anything to do with me?
Philip Marlowe
I don't know. He was hired to analyze some notes Grover gave Marty Estelle. He was killed just after I took over the case.
Harriet Huntress
Do you think Marty Estelle works that way?
Waldo
You know him better than I do.
Philip Marlowe
Does he?
Harriet Huntress
Have you told the police yet?
Philip Marlowe
No. I thought I'd see if I could make a deal with you. First.
Harriet Huntress
I'm going to tell you something. My people were nice people who never got involved in murders. Old Jeter ruined my father. My dad shot himself and my mother died of the shock. I'm gonna fix Jeter for that someday, even if I have to marry his son to do it.
Philip Marlowe
Adopted stepson really has no relation at all.
Harriet Huntress
It'll hurt Jeter just as hard and the kid will have a million dollars next year. I could do worse, even if he does drink too much.
Philip Marlowe
You wouldn't want Grover to hear that, now, would you? No.
Harriet Huntress
Turn around and have a look, gumshoe.
Philip Marlowe
I turned fast. He stood about four feet from me. Big, blonde, powerful whiskey in his brain and blood in his eyes.
Harriet Huntress
I can say anything I want around Grover. It's all right with him, isn't it, Grover?
Waldo
That's right, Harry.
Harriet Huntress
He's trying to break us up. Grover, what do you think of that?
Waldo
I think maybe I better break him up. That's what I think of that.
Philip Marlowe
She laughed, and that made me mad. I turned a growl at her. It was a dirty look. It was the look of the month. That was a mistake. The big guy hit me. I went over sideways. It wasn't a hard punch, but my head to hit a desk. Going down on the desk. Got the decision. It gets dark fast in Southern California, but seldom that fast. When I came out of it, Grover the lawn sucker puncher and Harriet Huntress were gone. But the bottle of Scotch was still there. So I took that for souvenir and stuffed it in my pocket and floated down the elevator into the street. It was dark by the time I got back to my apartment on Hobart Avenue in Hollywood. I turned on the light and there stood a big guy. Another big guy. This was National Big Guy Week. This one had a big nose the dead color of wax. And he had a.22 caliber Colt Woodsman pointed straight at Me?
Waldo
Close the door and reach.
Philip Marlowe
Come on. I turned a little to close the door. I got my hand under my coat. Then I turned back to Waxnose fast. I had my Luger out. We stood there facing each other. Waxnose didn't seem at all impressed with my automatic.
Waldo
I just came to tell you to be smart.
Philip Marlowe
You're looking at a Luger, mister.
Waldo
I know men of distinction carry Lugers. Me, I pack this small bore because I can shoot. If you think you can take me, go to it.
Philip Marlowe
How? Look, what's a game?
Waldo
Maybe you can take a hint and maybe you can.
Philip Marlowe
Maybe. Maybe not. What is it?
Waldo
Lay off, old cheater's boy.
Philip Marlowe
When? I wouldn't think of contradicting anyone who uses a colt woodsman. 22 with the front sight filed off. Must think he's pulling pretty good.
Waldo
I am good.
Philip Marlowe
Yeah. And that's why I say, okay, pal, we'll see. Speaking of.22s, do you know anybody named John Arbogast?
Waldo
I meet such a lot of people.
Philip Marlowe
Well, this one was fat and shot three times with a.22.
Waldo
I don't remember shooting no fat guys today. So long, chum. Remember what I told you. Play off, Grover. So long, John.
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, swell. Ah, Shut up. Yeah.
Wadsworth Jeter
Mr. Marlowe.
Philip Marlowe
Oh, Mr. Jeter. Well, your son, or your adopted son or your stepson or whatever he is, poked me in the jaw today.
Wadsworth Jeter
He is both my stepson and my adopted son.
Philip Marlowe
Well, both of them poked me in the jaw. My word. Where? In Ms. Huntress apartment.
Wadsworth Jeter
You spoke to her? What did she say?
Philip Marlowe
She wants 50 grand and no dice. I offered her 500. Just as a gag. Just as a gag.
Wadsworth Jeter
Mr. Marlow, perhaps you underestimate the importance of this matter.
Philip Marlowe
Listen, Mr. Jeter, there are some very unusual angles to this case. For example, a gunman just stuck me up in my own apartment and told me to stay off of this case. What? I don't see why this case should get so tough.
Wadsworth Jeter
Good heavens. Listen, Mr. Marlow, my chauffeur, Waldo, will pick you up in my limousine. I want to talk to you.
Philip Marlowe
All right. Well, tell Walter to park on ho by facing Franklin.
Wadsworth Jeter
He'll be around for you in 20 minutes.
Philip Marlowe
Good. Just give me time to drink my dinner. Bye. Bye. I sat next to Walter the chauffeur as he tooled a big theater limousine through Hollywood, along the glitter of the Sunset Strip, out past Beverly Hills toward Bel Air. At Cavelo Drive, we struck, swung left for a couple of hundred yards and left again, aiming for a driveway flanked by 12 foot. Wrought iron gates. Then something happened. Someone was standing in the glare of our headlights. Waldo swore and slammed on the brake shelf.
Narrator
You stupid goon, get out of the driveway.
Philip Marlowe
Man stepped toward us, and the next minute, there was that same colt.22 staring to my face again.
Waldo
All right, this is a heist. Get out of the car, both of you.
Philip Marlowe
Look, waxnose, haven't you had enough fun for one night? Buzz off, bum.
Waldo
Shut up and get out.
Philip Marlowe
I'd have to think some more on that, buster.
Waldo
I'm warning you. I'll let you have it.
Philip Marlowe
Don't be a goon. You go. All right, you asked for it. Hey, hold. You shot the guy. Yeah, I shot him. It was this all in fun? Yeah, some fun. It did the work. Jeter's house is right ahead. You sound as if you just shot a nickel in a pinball machine instead of a man. Now listen. Turn off those lights and let's get out of here, but fast.
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Philip Marlowe
Waldo and I drove back to my apartment again, leaving Waxnose lying dead in the Jeter driveway. We went back to my place to start all over again over what was left of my purloined scotch. Yeah, this is good scotch you've got here, Marlow. Inch bottle. Not this. Sure. Benched it from the apartment of Harriet Huntress. Well, bottoms up. Waldo, do you think that gunman was there to scare young Grover into realizing Marty Estelle means business?
Waldo
Could be.
Philip Marlowe
I always drove Grover home around that time. It just doesn't sound like Marty Estelle to pick that sort of a helper. Sure. Maybe that's why he picked him, because it didn't seem like Marty Estelle. Yeah, that's good thinking, Waldo. Dartmouth, 37. Rah, rah, rah. That would be either the cops or Mr. Jeter. Hello, Mr. Mono. Yes, Mr. Jeter. And the reason we're not in your study now is lying outside of your front gate.
Wadsworth Jeter
What's that you're saying?
Philip Marlowe
Somebody jumped us outside your gate and wallow. Shot him dead. Good Lord. Yeah.
Wadsworth Jeter
Listen, Marlo, come here at once, do you hear?
Philip Marlowe
At once. I'll send Waldo.
Wadsworth Jeter
Mr. Jeter, I want to see you.
Philip Marlowe
You, Waldo, will tell you all about it. Mr. Jeter. Marlowe. Good night, Mr. Jeter. After Walter the chauffeur had left, I went back to the El Malana Hotel. Hawkins. The house was all smiles and open palms. I placed no confidence in his smile and $20 bill in his pocket.
Waldo
Harriet Huntress again? What's the matter?
Philip Marlowe
Just take me up to her apartment, that's all, huh? Sure.
Waldo
Right this way, fella.
Philip Marlowe
Hawkins took me to the 8th floor, room 814. And opened the door, there was someone in the room waiting.
Waldo
Here's company for you, Mr. Estelle. Beat it, Hawkins. Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about. Mr. Estelle come in earlier today.
Philip Marlowe
Said he was from here.
Waldo
Beat it, I said.
Philip Marlowe
Oh, sure, sure.
Waldo
Come on in, Marlowe.
Philip Marlowe
I came to see Ms. Hunters. Not you, Estelle.
Waldo
Well, first of all, Harriet's not home. I came to tell her what happened outside of Jeter's gate.
Philip Marlowe
So you keep informed.
Waldo
I can't wait for her any longer. Gotta get back to the casino. Then what did you come back for, Marlowe?
Philip Marlowe
I'm looking for the Jeter boy. After what happened to him tonight, he needs somebody to walk behind him.
Waldo
You think I play games like that?
Philip Marlowe
All I know is we were shot at. I asked you a question. I answered it to the best of my knowledge.
Waldo
What knowledge, for example?
Philip Marlowe
Well, for example, you hold $50,000 worth of Grover's notes for gambling debts.
Waldo
I've got $50,000 invested in the kid. Would I be likely to bump him off?
Philip Marlowe
Ah, that makes sense all right.
Waldo
I always make sense.
Philip Marlowe
I'm a bully for you.
Waldo
When I have 50 grand invested in a guy, I'm have to find out all about him. Like about old Jeter hiring a man named Arbogast to work for him. Arbogast was shot today. You know it. I know because I had you followed. You didn't tell the law, Marlow. That could be very hard on you.
Philip Marlowe
Well, could you?
Waldo
Does that make you and me friends?
Philip Marlowe
Well, blackmail, huh?
Waldo
Not much.
Philip Marlowe
We'll call it tattletail grail mail.
Waldo
From now on. Do you stop bothering Ms. Huntress?
Philip Marlowe
Yeah. You win, Marty.
Waldo
Swell.
Philip Marlowe
That's all.
Waldo
I've got to go.
Philip Marlowe
Well, I'll just wait around for a bit. Okay.
Waldo
Well, Harriet, Scotch is in that cabinet there.
Philip Marlowe
Thanks. I'll roll up my pal pants and go waiting in it.
Waldo
You know, Mama, I like you.
Philip Marlowe
You're cute. So long. Sh. Marty. Estelle was right. He wouldn't kill anybody who owed him money and was soon to come into.
Waldo
A lot of it.
Philip Marlowe
Now I was in bed with the police for not reporting Abigast murder. Well, I looked around Harriet's apartment vaguely walked into the bedroom, stopped, because mixed with the fragrance of good perfume and good cosmetics was the plain, ordinary homespun odor of gunpowder. I walked across the room and yanked open the closet door, stepped back. They're just as big as life, but as dead as they ever come was young Grover Jeter. And at Grover's feet. Among the graceful shoes in Harriet's closet was a tiny pearl handled automatic. I felt bad about that because I guessed that the dainty holes, bullets from that dainty gun would fit the two dainty holes over Grover's heart. I put the neat little pistol in my pocket. I thought old man Jeter ought to know about his son. I thought. I didn't expect to find Waldo the chauffeur and Harriet Huntress with old Jeter in Jeter's big study. But there they were.
Wadsworth Jeter
Why, Mr. Marlow, how about giving up hoping to see you tonight?
Philip Marlowe
Well, I changed my mind about coming out again, Mr. Jeter. Oh, Waldo.
Waldo
Hi, Marlow.
Philip Marlowe
Didn't expect to see you here, Miss Hun.
Harriet Huntress
Didn't you?
Philip Marlowe
Did you expect to see.
Wadsworth Jeter
Never mind that, Marlow. I want to know where my son is.
Philip Marlowe
What do you mean, Mr. Jaden?
Wadsworth Jeter
He's missing, that's what I mean. Oh, he's missing and no one knows where he is.
Philip Marlowe
I know.
Harriet Huntress
Eh, what's that?
Philip Marlowe
Where, Marlow? Ms. Huntress, where did you and Grover go after Grover took that sucker punch at me in your apartment.
Harriet Huntress
We went out together in a taxi. During the ride, I had a change of heart. I didn't want Grover or Grover's money. I told Grover to find another playmate and I got out in Beverly Hills. Grover went on in the taxi.
Philip Marlowe
And where did you go?
Harriet Huntress
Back to my apartment. Later I got out my car to come down here and tell Mr. Jeter. I decided to forget the whole thing for him to call off his dime novel.
Philip Marlowe
Sleuth, a dime will no longer buy a novel of any description. But that is beside the point.
Wadsworth Jeter
You said you knew where Grover is. That's not beside the point, is it, Mr. Mallowe?
Philip Marlowe
He's back in Harriet's apartment.
Harriet Huntress
Well, I didn't let him in. How on earth could he?
Philip Marlowe
Hawkins, your house detective, let him in. The last I saw of Grover, he's dead. What?
Wadsworth Jeter
What's that?
Philip Marlowe
Dead. Dead. Shot with a small caliber gun.
Wadsworth Jeter
I can't believe it. I. I can't.
Harriet Huntress
It's grover. It's dead.
Philip Marlowe
Ms. Huntress, this.25 caliber pistol was on the floor at Grover's feet. Here, take it.
Waldo
Look it over, will you?
Wadsworth Jeter
Blind, you murderous you. I'm not you, you cold blooded murderer. Oh, stop that.
Philip Marlowe
Stop it, both of you. It could have been suicide.
Wadsworth Jeter
Suicide? Well, yes, that's a possibility, of course.
Philip Marlowe
I see you like that idea, Jeter. But it wasn't suicide.
Wadsworth Jeter
Then she did it. The murderous, the scheming contemptible it was murder.
Philip Marlowe
And it's fairly obvious who did it. Jeter. Eh, Marty Estelle is my guess. Well, guess again, waldo. Estelle had $50,000 invested in Grover. He wouldn't kill a golden goose like that. And Waxnose didn't do it because he was dead, thanks to Waldo here.
Wadsworth Jeter
That leaves her.
Philip Marlowe
She did it. There had to be a motive and an opportunity.
Narrator
Well, it was her apartment, after all.
Waldo
Correct, Waldo?
Philip Marlowe
But Grover was Jeter's adopted stepson.
Wadsworth Jeter
Oh, like a real son. He was to me. A real son.
Philip Marlowe
Yeah, yeah, but did you lovely people know that in the state of California, a man can inherit from an adopted son who has money and who gets dead? Did you know that, Mr. Jeter?
Wadsworth Jeter
Why, what do you mean?
Philip Marlowe
You're inheriting Grover's million dollars would be a motive for killing him, wouldn't it, mister?
Wadsworth Jeter
Come on.
Philip Marlowe
That was the motive, Jeter. And it was Waldo's job to find the opportunity to murder Grover for you. All right, Marlow, that'll be all for you. Well, Waldo, The Dartmouth gun.
Harriet Huntress
Fanner, drop that gun, Waldo.
Philip Marlowe
Shut up. I said drop it.
Narrator
Stop it.
Philip Marlowe
Hey, that's nice shooting, Harriet. My hand. My hand. Well, Papu put a little band aid on for you. Waldo.
Harriet Huntress
Waldo, you could have gotten into my apartment wearing that chauffeur's uniform.
Waldo
Ah, terrible.
Harriet Huntress
You could have gone in through the garage entrance and up the back way.
Philip Marlowe
Sure, when Grover let him in, he backed Grover into the room with his gun. But he shot him with yours. How much was Jeter going to pay you for this job, Waldo? Don't talk, Waldo. He's bluffing. You're telling me he's bluffing. Nice kids, these college boys. Tell me, was it Dartmouth or Dannemora? Waldo.
Narrator
Shut up, copper.
Philip Marlowe
You killed John Arbogast to throw suspicion on Marty Estelle. Then you hired Waxnose to fake a hold up on Grover. Why again? To throw suspicion on Marty Estelle. To make it look as though Estelle was trying to scare Grover into paying his gambling debts. If I hired Waxnose, why would I have shot him tonight? Because you like to kill people, Waldo. When I was brought out here tonight, Waxnose thought I was Grover in the car. He began to fake his holdup, but you just couldn't resist taking one of your snappy snapshots at Waxnose, could you, Waldo? Shut out, could you? Next, Mr. Wadsworth. Jeter.
Wadsworth Jeter
Look here, Mano, you. You can't accuse me of.
Philip Marlowe
Doctor, he said call a doctor. Call a. It's his heart If Jeter dies, it's your fault, Marlo. Okay, Waldo. Tell you what I'll do, Waldo. If Jeter dies, he doesn't have to pay me my fee. We're even. Okay, Waldo? Harriet, angel, listen, Go call the doctor. And while you're there, call the law, huh? Jeter didn't die. His heart was as good as mine. If you want to make anything out of that. The law had Jeter and Waldo cold. And I mean cold. Me, well, I went out a couple of times with Harriet as I sat home with her, a couple of times drinking her Scotch. It was nice, all right, but I didn't have the money or the clothes or the manners. Still, I was sorry. When she went to New York to live, she had absolutely the best Scotch I ever tasted. Maybe because it was free. I don't know.
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Tonight's story was adapted by Milton Geiger from the story Trouble Is My Business by Raymond Chandler, creator of Philip Marlow, the screen's most famous private detective. The original music was composed and conducted by Lynn Murray. This is Wendell Niles inviting you to listen again next week at the same time to another exciting mystery on the Adventures of Philip Marlo, starring Van Heflin, with a distinguished ca.
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Episode Title: Philip Marlowe 47-08-05 008 Trouble Is My Business
Original Air Date: August 5, 1947
Podcast Release Date: September 27, 2025
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Starring: Van Heflin as Philip Marlowe
This episode of The Adventures of Philip Marlowe, adapted from Raymond Chandler's short story "Trouble Is My Business," follows private eye Philip Marlowe as he's hired to investigate suspected forgery and a gold-digging scheme, only to tumble into a web of murder, deception, and greed. With biting wit, rapid-fire dialogue, and classic noir atmosphere, Marlowe navigates an increasingly tangled case involving a scheming heiress, an embittered stepfather, a doomed stepson, and a ruthless gambler.
Classic hardboiled noir: cynical, dry humor, quick-witted banter, and poetic yet gritty narrative. Marlowe’s inner monologue drives the story forward with a strong first-person presence and razor-sharp commentary on postwar Los Angeles, moral ambiguity, and the fragility of trust.
This episode encapsulates the gritty, fast-paced, and wittily cynical world of Philip Marlowe, delivering a layered mystery packed with twists, hardboiled dialogue, and a final unmasking that leaves virtue and villainy in stark relief. For classic noir lovers, it’s a stellar showcase of why Old Time Radio endures.