
Popeye the Sailor 35-11-12 Popeye vs. the Trolley Car
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Olive Oyl
All hands on deck is Popeye.
Popeye
I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm Popeye the sailor man. I am what I am. Cause I am what I am. I'm Papa the sailorman.
Wimpy
Wheatina's his diet. He asks you to try it with Popeye the sailor man.
Olive Oyl
Jimmy Dan, it's time to get off.
Wimpy
Well, that's a signal for old man's stomach to get busy. He phones up to your brain and says, hello, Brain. It's been a long time since supper. Now, how about sending down some food? Boys and girls want to know how to please old man's stomach an awful lot. Send him down some nice hot brown Wheatina. Yes, sir. That'll make him happy and contented. It tastes great going down, and the minute it gets there, it starts making you feel good all over because you're stuck. Your tummy doesn't keep all that Wheatina for itself. No, sir. Popeye's favorite cereal goes right to work making muscle and putting zip and go into those arms and legs of yours. When the old brain gets that phone call tomorrow morning, you know the answer, don't you? One dish of Wheatina coming down. Well, it looks like all Olive is in bed with Popeye. A Mr. Glutz turned Olive's head with flattery, promised to get her in the movies, proposed marriage, and then deserted her in a flying machine. Popeye rescued her, all right, but has declared that he's through with Olive forever. As our scene opens, we find Wimpy and Matey outside Olive's lunch wagon, about to break the news to her.
Olive Oyl
There she is, Wimpy, fixing sandwiches at the lunch counter.
Matey
You go first, lady.
Olive Oyl
What's the matter? You scared?
Matey
Not at all. I merely wish to make a dignified entrance.
Olive Oyl
I don't know what that is, but I think you've got cold feet.
Matey
Cease discussing my feet and go on in.
Olive Oyl
Okay. Hello, Wallace. Oh, dear. Here you are, child, and I'm not half ready. Where are the others? Here comes Wimpy now.
Matey
Greetings and salutations, Miss Oil.
Olive Oyl
Hello, Wimpy. Where's Popeye?
Matey
Beg pardon?
Olive Oyl
Are you deef. I said hello, Wimpy. Where's Popeye?
Matey
Oh, hello, Miss Oil. Good day. Charming weather.
Olive Oyl
Oh, stop beating around the bush, Wimpy. How. Where's Popeye?
Matey
Popeye is in this boat. He could not come.
Olive Oyl
What?
Matey
No doubt he is ill. Well, my.
Olive Oyl
Gracious, why didn't you say so? I'll go right over.
Matey
Tut, tut. He might have a fever. He might be violent.
Olive Oyl
Goodness, I'll get a couple of doctors. Aw, gee, Wincey, why don't you tell her the truth? The truth? Tell me this minute what's happened. Well, you see, Alice, Papa isn't coming here anymore.
Matey
He feels that all is over between you and him.
Olive Oyl
All is over? You mean that we aren't going to be friends anymore? Gee, Olive, don't take it so hard. He'll get over it.
Matey
You have us, my dear Olive. We can commune over hamburgers.
Olive Oyl
Oh, dear. I think I'm going to cry. What's the matter? Popeye got mad because you got engaged to that Mr. Glutch.
Matey
Yes, and he felt that you had given him that cold shoulder.
Olive Oyl
Oh, it's his own fault. Anyway, Popeye never proposed to me.
Matey
Well, perhaps Popeye is not the proposing kind.
Olive Oyl
Well, then he hasn't any right to be so ornery.
Matey
Never mind, Miss Oil. After all, you have me. I, J. Wellington, Don Juan, Casanova, Wimpy.
Olive Oyl
But I don't want you all. I want to die. Oh, golly. I'll have. Don't take it so. Pretend you don't care. Come on, let's go on a picnic. That's just what we'll do. And have such a good time. He'll be jealous, the old meanie. Swell, Olive, cheer up. Come on. Where's the lunch basket? Right over there. Wimpy, you leave those hamburgers alone. They're for the picnic. Lady, you go on and watch for a trolley car. Okay. Olive.
Matey
I can scarcely move carrying this heavy basket.
Olive Oyl
Well, you just move and like it. Get along.
Matey
I'm practically in motion. In fact, here I go.
Olive Oyl
I'll be with you in a minute. Is there a streetcar in sight, baby? Yeah, Olive, way down the line. Oh, I hope it's the right one. We're going way out to the end of the line. Gee, at the state park? Yeah. Yes. Oh, I think it's just lovely out there. It's a swell ride, too. The car goes about 60 miles an hour. I know. It almost puts my heart in my mouth.
Matey
Big pun. You mean it's dangerous?
Olive Oyl
Why, it goes so fast. I don't see how it even stays on the tracks going round the curve.
Matey
Ah, me. I just remembered I must go visit my old grandmother.
Olive Oyl
Go on, Wimpy. You haven't got any old grandmother.
Matey
But I have pressing engagements.
Olive Oyl
And you never have any engagement. You're just a scayer to ride in the trolley car.
Matey
Tut, tut. A wimpy nose. No.
Olive Oyl
Here comes the streetcar. Stand back, maybe. Be careful. You stop. Oh, dear. Dobby Sidda. Hey there. We'll let you on.
Wimpy
Aboard. Step lively there, lady.
Olive Oyl
Mistress and doctor, do you go to the end of the line all the.
Wimpy
Way to State Park?
Olive Oyl
Lady, this is our car. Then get on, matey. Okay, Olive. You're next, Wimpy. But be careful of that lunch basket.
Matey
Yes, yes, of course.
Wimpy
Hurry up there, sleepy. Hurry up. I can't wait here all day.
Matey
I would have you know I am heavy laden.
Wimpy
Come on, come on, I'll give you a hand.
Olive Oyl
Just a minute. Don't start the car. I'm a come in.
Wimpy
Make it slow, snappy sister.
Olive Oyl
You be careful how you talk to me. I'm a lady, I'll have you know.
Wimpy
All right, all right. Who's paying the fares?
Matey
I believe you are the hostess, Miss. Oy.
Olive Oyl
Just a minute. Here's the money.
Wimpy
Hold fast, everybody.
Olive Oyl
Look out. O sit down. Ouch. You knocked me over.
Wimpy
I told you to hold on, lady.
Olive Oyl
Well, you might have waited till I got in my seat. Did you hurt yourself, Olive? No, I don't think so, but I got a terrible jolt. Here, you sit next to the window, Olive.
Matey
Yes, have the window seat, Ms. Oil. A lovely view.
Olive Oyl
The only view I see is the street. And I see that every day.
Matey
Well, I always say, if there's nothing but the street to look at, look at the bright side of the street.
Olive Oyl
My goodness, Wincy, the regular ray of sunshine. Sunshine. Look, Olive, we're leaving the edge of town. Oh, dear. Now he will begin to run this tire reckless. Why must he claim that bell call to warn people off the track. Doll.
Matey
Heavens, what happened? I was sound asleep.
Olive Oyl
Nothing, except the motorman has gone crazy and his cars are running wild.
Matey
Mercy, let me off. I'm a nervous man.
Olive Oyl
Keep your seat, whimsy. If I can stand it, you tail. Look, Olive, we're coming to that big curve. Gracious, isn't he a golem to slow down for him? No, he's not. Hold on, Olive. Oh.
Matey
Oh, I can't bear to look.
Olive Oyl
Here we go. Oh, my, I'm a wreck. My hair is coming down, Horace.
Matey
And still the fiend speeds on.
Olive Oyl
Why, things are going even faster. Say they are, Mr. Conductor.
Wimpy
What is it?
Olive Oyl
Lady, you tell that motorman to slow down or we're liable to have a smash off.
Wimpy
He is going kind of fast, lady. Speak to him.
Olive Oyl
Well, I should think so. First thing you know, we'll all end up in kingdom come. Sully's going faster than ever now. Look at him all. They're all excited. Oh, my goodness. I just know something's gone wrong. Your son's the conductor. Ask him. Mr. Conductor, what's the trouble? Why doesn't he slow down?
Wimpy
He can't, ma'am. The brakes are jammed or something.
Olive Oyl
Holy smokes. And we're going down Red Hill. Oh, oh, and. And there's a big truck right across the crack. We're going to hit it. We're going to hit it. Are we killed?
Matey
I believe so. I have never been quite so killed before.
Olive Oyl
Gee, the motorman's gone, but we're still going downhill. He's fallen out. A conductor. Never mind calling him. He's called out in the back window, the coward, the deserter, the Baruch. What will we do? Oh, see, there's someone coming way down the track.
Matey
Verily, it looks like Popeye.
Olive Oyl
Golly, it is Popeye. He's standing right in the track. He'll be killed. Popeye. Get off. Old track. He's going to try and stop the car. He'll run right over him. Oh, I don't dare. Look, he can't stop us. Oh, Popeye. Golly, look out, Popeye. Oh, Popeye's big run over. And I was mad at him. Oh, gee, Popeye, what would we do without him?
Matey
Oh, Popeye. Alas, alas, we will join you soon enough.
Olive Oyl
Camp. Bear it. Why did he have to stand right in the middle of the track?
Popeye
He died like a hero, Wimpy.
Matey
A ghost. Heavens, why shall I run ghost nothing.
Olive Oyl
It's Popeye hanging on the back of the car. Popeye. Popeye. You were run over, aren't you, Dale?
Popeye
Oh, I come out alive at the other end, and I hangs on. I am too tough for a little thing like a trolley car to hurt me.
Matey
Alas, we will all be killed together, Popeye.
Olive Oyl
I'll stop the car. Fooled you, Popeye.
Popeye
Yeah, matey. But first I need extra special muscle. Wimpy, me favorite cereal.
Matey
What are you your requirements, Popeye?
Popeye
Well, on account I has to use me feed my brakes to stop this here trolley, I need three balls.
Matey
Three bowls coming up.
Olive Oyl
Wa your stuff.
Matey
Here's one.
Olive Oyl
Here's another.
Matey
And the third.
Popeye
Now look at me, Musco.
Olive Oyl
Oh, Papa, whatever will you do to stop us?
Popeye
I lets meself down easy and I start using me feet for breaks. Here goes.
Olive Oyl
The racist. Look at the fog fly.
Matey
Listen, there is a stream of traffic crossing the track ahead.
Popeye
I has to go easy or I burns me.
Olive Oyl
Hurry, Popeye. Try again.
Popeye
Okay, Mary, I just me bestow it up, Popeye. Ouch, me big toe. It's on fire.
Olive Oyl
We're heading right into that traffic.
Popeye
No, we doesn't I stop, sir.
Olive Oyl
You stopped her, Popeye. You pulled her clear off the tree.
Matey
Is it safe for me to faint?
Olive Oyl
Oh, Papa, I am so grateful. I was mad at you when we started out, and then when I thought you were run over, I. I just could have died.
Popeye
That's nice to hear, Olive. Because now I knows you thinks old friends is best.
Olive Oyl
Say, Popeye?
Popeye
Yeah, matey?
Olive Oyl
I suppose you really couldn't let Olive get hurt even if she wasn't going to give up Mr. Glutch, could you?
Popeye
No, Mary. I am Olive's friend. And friendship is the strongest and the best thing what a man has.
Wimpy
Say, did you ever sniff hot brown Wheatina bubbling in the sauce? Now, I don't care whether you're six or 60. There's something to make you hungry clear down to your toes by just one whiff of that toasty fragrance. And your next stop is the breakfast table. And Wheatina tastes just as good as it smells. Why, it's a taste you can't describe with mere words. It ought to be set to music and sung. I tell you, Hu has a flavor like no other cereal you ever tasted. Say, here's a sporting proposition. Try Wheatina just once, and if it isn't the best tasting cereal you ever met. Well, forget fu. Tina from then on. Now, what do you say? Is that a go?
Popeye
I'm Papa the sailor man. I'm Popeye the sailor man. I am what I am. Cause I am what I am. I'm Popeye the sailor man.
Podcast Information:
In this captivating episode of "Harold's Old Time Radio," listeners are transported back to the Golden Age of Radio, reliving the beloved adventures of Popeye the Sailor. Titled "Popeye vs. the Trolley Car," the episode weaves a thrilling tale of love, jealousy, and heroism set against the backdrop of a runaway trolley. The narrative seamlessly blends humor, drama, and action, staying true to the classic charm of early radio shows.
A. Love Triangle and Emotional Turmoil
The episode opens with a tense atmosphere as Olive Oyl grapples with her feelings towards Popeye. A flashback reveals that a man named Mr. Glutz once wooed Olive with promises of movies and marriage but ultimately abandoned her, leading Popeye to vow to stay away from Olive. Presently, Olive is confronted by Wimpy and Matey, who inform her that Popeye has decided to part ways with her, believing their relationship is over.
B. The Picnic Plan and Trolley Journey
Determined to mend the rift, Olive proposes a picnic to rekindle her bond with Popeye. Accompanied by Wimpy and Matey, they prepare for a scenic outing via trolley car to the state park. Olive expresses nervousness about the trolley ride, highlighting the inherent dangers, especially as the trolley hurtles at 60 miles per hour ([05:23] Olive Oyl).
C. Trolley Hijinks and Crisis
As they embark, the motorman loses control of the trolley, resulting in a perilous situation. Olive's concerns escalate as the trolley approaches a dangerous curve and faces potential collisions ([08:25] Olive Oyl). In a dramatic twist, Popeye appears on the tracks, seemingly having been run over. The tension peaks when Olive fears for Popeye's life and the safety of everyone aboard.
D. Heroic Intervention and Resolution
Popeye reveals he is unharmed and with his characteristic strength, he takes control to prevent disaster. By consuming his favorite cereal, Wheatina, Popeye gains the extra muscle needed to brake the runaway trolley ([11:20] Popeye). Through resilience and sheer determination, he successfully stops the trolley, saving Olive and the passengers. The episode concludes with Olive expressing her gratitude and reaffirming the strength of their friendship ([12:47] Olive Oyl).
Popeye's Entrance:
Wimpy's Promotion of Wheatina:
Olive Confronts Matey:
Trolley Becomes Out of Control:
Popeye to the Rescue:
Emotional Reconciliation:
"Popeye vs. the Trolley Car" is a quintessential episode that captures the essence of the Golden Age of Radio. Through its engaging storytelling, memorable characters, and meaningful themes, the episode offers listeners a nostalgic yet timeless adventure. Popeye's heroism not only resolves the immediate crisis but also reinforces the enduring bonds of friendship and love, leaving audiences both entertained and emotionally moved.
While the main narrative concludes with Popeye's triumphant rescue, the transcript includes a promotion for Wheatina cereal ([13:29] Wimpy), a nod to the era's classic advertising integration within radio shows. This seamlessly ties in with the storyline, emphasizing Popeye's reliance on his favorite cereal to sustain his strength.
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the key elements of the "Popeye vs. the Trolley Car" episode, providing a vivid recount for those who may not have had the chance to listen. Through its structured sections and highlighted quotes, the essence of the episode shines, celebrating the rich tradition of old-time radio storytelling.