
Quiz Kids 40-09-18 013 Can You Write A Four Line Poem Using Timbuktu
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Marvin Miller
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Joe Kelly
Thank you, Marvin Miller, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Before we proceed, I want to introduce our special guest observer for this evening. E. Hugh Matheson. Head of the Modern Languages Department of famous Lake Forest Academy. Mr. Matheson. Well, kids, win or lose tonight, you each get a $100 denomination United States savings Bond to apply on your future education. And the three with the highest scores will be invited back for next week's program. Of course, we said that last week. And four of you promptly made yourselves eligible to come back tonight. By turning in two sets of tie scores. So our four winners from last week. Geraldine.
Geraldine Hazel
I'm Geraldine Hazel. I'm 14 years old and I go to the Evanston Township High School.
Joe Kelly
And Jackie.
Geraldine Hazel
I'm Jack Lukal. I'm 13 years old and I go to Oak Park High School.
Joe Kelly
Who tied for first, incidentally? Friends. And Cynthia.
Geraldine Hazel
I'm Cynthia Klein. I'm 14 years old and I go to Francis Parker School.
Joe Kelly
And Jack.
Geraldine Hazel
I'm Jack Beckman, 13. I attend St. Paul's High School.
Joe Kelly
Who tied for second, incidentally. Now, the difference between the tie score for first and the tie scores for second was only 10 points. So with these four back again, we should have a battle royale tonight. And just to make it even tougher, we have a very capable newcomer. Paul. I'm Paul Kirk. I'm 13 and I go to Leo High School. All right, open the throttle on those bright young brains. Because here's the first question. Carrie M. Kish of Chicago, Illinois, who writes poetry when she isn't teaching school. Wants you quiz kids to write a four line poem. Using Timbuktu as the last word in one line and words that rhyme. With Timbuktu as the last word in the other three lines. The best poem will be graded on the basis of a four part question. Now, do you want me to read that over again or is that clear to you, boys and girls? Is it clear? All right, fine. I'll raise your hands when you have finished your poems. In the meantime, let's get along to the next question. Ms. Belle Iverson of Ames, Iowa, sends this one in. She wants you to tell us how the following fairy tale characters met their deaths. Now, listen carefully. The wolf in the Little Red Riding Hood. Jack Beckman, a woodcutter.
Geraldine Hazel
Chop his head off.
Joe Kelly
That's right. Incidentally, could you tell me who the woodcutter was? Jack.
Geraldine Hazel
Red Riding Hood's father.
Joe Kelly
That's right. All right, here's the next one. Cock Robin in who Killed Cock Robin? Paul? He was shot by Sperling. What? He was shot by a sparrow with his little bow and arrow. It's poetry, isn't it? That's right. Though now, the third one here. Humphrey and Rosie in Babes in the Woods. How did they meet their deaths? Humphrey and Rosie in Babes in the Woods.
Geraldine Hazel
Jackie, was it by a wolf?
Joe Kelly
No.
Geraldine Hazel
Cynthia, did they freeze to death?
Joe Kelly
Yes. And what else prompted their death? Jack Beckman.
Geraldine Hazel
Did they die of hunger?
Joe Kelly
That's right. Yes, Cold and hunger. So that takes care of that question. Now then, Hestane Weaver of Oak Park, Illinois. I want you to name the present speaker of the House of Representatives. And listen carefully, because this is tricky. Who will be the next presiding officer of the Senate? Jack Beckman.
Geraldine Hazel
Isn't it? Representative Martin?
Joe Kelly
No.
Geraldine Hazel
Well, the next one will be the vice president. The next vice president.
Joe Kelly
That's right. Can you tell me who the present speaker is now, Jackie?
Geraldine Hazel
Well, Speaker Bankhead. Do they want that answer or was the question sentence since he died?
Joe Kelly
This has been received since he passed away.
Geraldine Hazel
Well, isn't that Senator or Representative Samuel Rayburn from Texas?
Joe Kelly
That's right. That's correct. I was a little bit dubious about that, but the kids got the question. All right. Now then, Mrs. Gilda Kahnweiser of Newark, New Jersey, who is a musician herself, wants you kids to identify the Soldiers Chorus, the Pilgrims Chorus and the Bridal Chorus. All right, Cynthia.
Geraldine Hazel
Well, the Soldier Chorus is in. Is in the opera Tannhauser.
Joe Kelly
By whom?
Geraldine Hazel
By Fonder.
Joe Kelly
That's correct. All right. Oh, I. No, wait just a moment. I. Correction. The Soldiers Chorus. No, that's. That was an incorrect answer you gave me, Cynthia. Would you like to try that again? I know the song well, wait a minute. Did you say the Pilgrims Chorus or the Soldiers Chorus?
Geraldine Hazel
Well, now, I remember the Pilgrims Choruses in time like this.
Joe Kelly
That's correct. All right, the Soldiers chorus.
Geraldine Hazel
Jackie, the Soldiers chorus is from Faust by Gouno, I believe that's correct.
Joe Kelly
Let's see, the next one is the Bridal chorus.
Geraldine Hazel
Geraldine, The Bridal Chorus is from Lohengrin by Wagner, and it goes. And do you want to know the other two choruses?
Joe Kelly
Well, I'll tell you, Geraldine, you sort of stole a march on me here, Steve. But go ahead. We'll let it go.
Geraldine Hazel
Well, the Soldiers Chorus goes.
Joe Kelly
No, now, wait a minute. Let's give Cynthia a chance.
Geraldine Hazel
It goes.
Joe Kelly
Glory. That's it. That's it. All right. How about the Pilgrims Chorus? That's it. That's fine. Jack Beckman has his hand up. What is it, Jack?
Geraldine Hazel
Mr. Kelly, I finished my poem.
Joe Kelly
Oh, you have, huh? Well, swell. Tell you what you do. Now, you just hang on to it, and we'll wait until the rest of the quiz kids finish their poems, see, and then we'll have them in order. In the meantime, back to the questions. Nelly Smith of Chicago, Illinois, wants you to tell us in what three books or plays do the plots depend very largely on the following articles of wearing apparel, a slipper, a coat and a handkerchief.
Geraldine Hazel
Jackie, the slipper is Cinderella.
Joe Kelly
The slipper is Cinderella. Well, now, can you be a little more.
Geraldine Hazel
The slipper is from the story Cinderella.
Joe Kelly
That's right. All right. And we have the other two items. A coat and a handkerchief. A coat and a handkerchief. Jack Beckman.
Geraldine Hazel
Is that from, you know, the nursery rhyme? You know, the black sheep has some wool, and he won't give it to one guy. I mean, one fella, and he won't give it to another, so he gives it to his man and make himself a coat.
Joe Kelly
No, no, that isn't the answer that we want, Jack. How about the rest of your kids?
Geraldine Hazel
Paul Jacobs coat of any colors?
Joe Kelly
Whose? Jacobs? No, now, just a moment. Let's. Would you like to try that again, Paul, before we call on somebody else? No, I can't think of the name right now. All right, Jackie, that was Joseph's coat of many colors. That's right, son. And how about the handkerchief? The handkerchief played a very important part in a certain. Well, now, I can't. I'm not going to tell you. That is, unless I am obliged to. The handkerchief from Shakespeare's Othello. When Othello saw Cassio handling Desdemona's hanky, which he had found innocently Othello made up his mind the Deathdemona had been unfaithful and decided to kill her. So that's that. Now, Mr. A. Frederick Drahim of Detroit, Michigan is capitalizing on his knowledge of geography to get his portable radio set. He wants you to name the three state capitals that lie on the banks of the Missouri River. Two out of three. Three state capitals.
Geraldine Hazel
Geraldine, the capital of Missouri.
Joe Kelly
The three state capitals that lie on the banks of the Missouri River. I can't give you the state, you know, Paul. Would it be Jackson City, Missouri? That's one of them. Will you tell me that again? I didn't. Jackson City. Oh, I. I misunderstood you. No, that's incorrect. I'm sorry. Would you like to try it again, Paul? Jefferson City. Jefferson City. All right, let's continue.
Geraldine Hazel
Jackie, does Bismarck, North Dakota, is that on the Missouri River?
Joe Kelly
That's right. Of course, I'm asking the questions, you know. And of course, you kids forget that sometimes. That's all right, though. Now we got two out of three. And there's another one. I can tell you this one. Pierre, South Dakota. Well, that's a good beginning, kids. And now then, you can relax a moment because it's recess time.
Marvin Miller
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Joe Kelly
Well, kids, we're ready for the second period. So far you've missed only one question and your individual scores at the halfway mark are Geraldine, 30 points, Cynthia, 25 points, Paul, 20 points, Jack Beckman, 25 points, and Jackie Lukal, 50 points. So let's get along now with the rest of the questions, many as we can answer. On the next question, you take your cue from Paul Coase of Chicago, Illinois. He wants you to substitute a word beginning with the letter Q for each of the following Fruit, traitor, coin and bird. Three out of four on this one.
Geraldine Hazel
Jackie Quince, Is that a fruit?
Joe Kelly
That's right, Cynthia.
Geraldine Hazel
The quarter is the coin.
Joe Kelly
That's good, Paul.
Geraldine Hazel
Would the bird be a quail?
Joe Kelly
It certainly would. And I guess that takes care of three out of four. The fruit, the coin and the bird. That's fine. Because you were so apt on the date question last week, Jesse MacArthur of Wilton Junction, Iowa, wants you to tell her with what historical events you associate the following dates. 1620.
Geraldine Hazel
Cynthia, that's when the Pilgrims landed in Plymouth rock.
Joe Kelly
That's good. 1781. 1781.
Geraldine Hazel
Jackie, some people say that that's when the Constitution was signed. Some other people say that it was signed in 1783.
Joe Kelly
Well, I'll tell you what let's do. We'll let them argue about that. See some people and 1781. We've got to. We must have a correct answer to this one.
Geraldine Hazel
Jack Beckman, the end of the Revolutionary War.
Joe Kelly
That's right. Correct. 1849. 1849.
Geraldine Hazel
Jack Beckman, the end of the Mexican War.
Joe Kelly
That's right. That certainly is. Mrs. S J Davies of Oshkosh, Wisconsin, found the following strange assortment of characters all in one book. Book. She wants you to name the book and the author. Now, I want you to withhold your hands until I give you the question. Completely A caterpillar who smokes. A rabbit who carries a fan and wears gloves. A lobster who dances. Cynthia.
Geraldine Hazel
Alice in Wonderland.
Joe Kelly
That's right. Lillian Mayer of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, wants you to identify a widow's peak, a widow's weeds and a widow's mite. Two out of three, Geraldine.
Geraldine Hazel
A widow's peak is some people's hair comes to a little point in the middle of their forehead.
Joe Kelly
Well, don't look at me now. My goodness.
Geraldine Hazel
And a widow's weeds are the clothes that she wears when she's in mourning.
Joe Kelly
That's correct.
Geraldine Hazel
What was the other one?
Joe Kelly
Widow's mite.
Geraldine Hazel
I don't know that.
Joe Kelly
Cynthia. Jackie. Paul.
Geraldine Hazel
No.
Joe Kelly
Jack.
Geraldine Hazel
No.
Joe Kelly
Well, a widow's mite is a small contribution of money from a widow. It's spelled M, I, T, e. Widow's Mite. E.B. leadhole Jr. Of Glendale, California. Says that a friend of his came back last year from a tour abroad with a pound, a franchise, a posada, a lira, a reichsmark and a krona in his pocket. Now, wait a minute now, kids. Can you name at least five countries he visited? Cynthia?
Geraldine Hazel
Well, he went to England and Germany.
Joe Kelly
Well, why would you say England?
Geraldine Hazel
Well, a pound.
Joe Kelly
Oh, I see. All right.
Geraldine Hazel
And the mark is used in Germany?
Joe Kelly
That's correct. Would you like to continue?
Geraldine Hazel
What were the others?
Joe Kelly
Well, let's see. The frank, peseta, lyra and krona. All right.
Geraldine Hazel
Well, the frank is in France.
Joe Kelly
That's good. And what else, Geraldine?
Geraldine Hazel
A pesita is from Spain.
Joe Kelly
That's correct.
Geraldine Hazel
Jackie isn't Alira or. What was that again?
Joe Kelly
Lyra.
Geraldine Hazel
That's Italy.
Joe Kelly
That's correct.
Geraldine Hazel
And Corona, Hungary. Hungry. Corona.
Joe Kelly
No Krona. K R O N. A Jack Beckman.
Geraldine Hazel
Norway.
Joe Kelly
That's right. How are you coming along with your poems now, kids? Geraldine, I see you're busy with your pencil and paper. All right, I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll start off with them. We'll start with Jack Beckman.
Geraldine Hazel
A man once visited Timbuktu. Don't you wish you were there, too? Although there isn't much to do. You could say you were there, couldn't you?
Joe Kelly
Forever, Jack. Pa. Oh, it's mighty hot in Timbuktu. There's humid days and insects too. I've never been there, nor wished to do. But adventure there may well lure you. All right. Well, Jackie.
Geraldine Hazel
I've never been to Timbuktu. I hear it's really like a zoo. It's where they get the funny new the lions and the tiger.
Joe Kelly
Too. Hi, Jackie. All right, Suzy.
Geraldine Hazel
I haven't gone to Timbuktu Nor have I been to Waterloo. But maybe before my life is through I'll go to bother this.
Joe Kelly
How about you, Geraldine?
Geraldine Hazel
I've never been to Timbuktu but as far as the seas of sapphire blue which many a ship with a pirate crew has sailed With a pirate cargo of gold and silver too.
Joe Kelly
Bye. A lot of folks haven't been to Timbuktu. I think we'll have to get some special excursion raids there. All right, let's get along. Now, Margaret Lenderink of Belding, Michigan wants you to imagine that you are operating an employment agency. Now, what sort of a job might the following operatic characters ask you to find for them? Listen carefully. Figaro. Geraldine.
Geraldine Hazel
He was a barber.
Joe Kelly
That's right. Where was he a barber?
Geraldine Hazel
In Seville.
Joe Kelly
Very good. All right, the next one. Coco. Jackie.
Geraldine Hazel
It was the. The Lord High something in the Mikado.
Joe Kelly
Well, now, you just put your thinking.
Geraldine Hazel
Cap over on the Lord High Executioner.
Joe Kelly
That's right, Jackie. All right, and the. Patience, Patience. And then we have the last item here. Lieutenant Pinkerton. Caroline.
Geraldine Hazel
Well, he was the admiral of ships in Madame Butterfly, Lieutenant.
Joe Kelly
Well, he wasn't an admiral. He couldn't have been one.
Geraldine Hazel
He was a US Destroyer.
Joe Kelly
All right. Well, well, Patience, we are getting a little impatient here. Maybe with time going along. Patience.
Geraldine Hazel
I'd get her a job singing.
Joe Kelly
Oh, you would, Jack? Well, Patience was in the opera by the same name. Patients by Gilbert and Sullivan. She was a very beautiful, but dumb milkmaid. So she'd be looking for Bothy, I guess. Now, the following lines are taken from a well known English poem and they are spoken in a well known American story. Ms. Dorothy Crust of Chicago, Illinois, wants you to identify the poem, identify the novel and tell by whom each was written. Now, do you recognize these lines? Breathes there a man with soul so dead who never to himself hath said, this is my own, my native land.
Marvin Miller
Joe, I hate to interrupt, but as long as we haven't answered any portion of this question, suppose we save it, eh? Because our time is nearly up.
Joe Kelly
All right, Marvin, go right ahead.
Marvin Miller
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Joe Kelly
Before we read the scores, we should be pleased to hear from our special guest observer this evening. E. Hugh Matheson, head of the Modern Languages Department of Lake Forest Academy. Mr. Matheson, this evening I've had the.
E. Hugh Matheson
Privilege of meeting these amazing children personally. Chatting and generally visiting with them, one is struck at once by their delightful spontaneity, eagerness and gaiety. Moreover, it is quite obvious that the program is entirely unrehearsed. These youngsters look upon the whole thing as an exciting game and all the fun to be taken from the game with the questions known and answers prepared. Another happy surprise is the personality of the group. They are not myopic, narrow chested, precocious little bookworms. Far from it. These are healthy, wholesome, natural American kids, keen, alert, with a multiplicity of interest and possessing that which the old Greeks called the divine curiosity. As I sat there entranced, I hope that among you listeners are all those old sour pusses who constantly belittle the oncoming generation and bewail the destiny that awaits this country. When the children of today are the men and women of America. These pessimists have as their slogan now when I was a kid, implying that in those golden days children were far superior. Superior to the trash of the day. Now I was never famous for my modesty. Yet I am free to confess that when I was a kid I didn't know half as much as these children, nor have anything like as much charm. Another group of the ears should be glued to this program. Every Wednesday night is composed of the long faced gentry whose cry is what are schools coming to? All they do is to amuse the children. Now when I was at school we'd really learn something. The weekly performance of the Quiz Kids is, to me at least sufficient evidence that there's nothing wrong with the younger generation. Nor with the American educational system which has helped to produce the five young people who have entertained and instructed us this evening. Thank you.
Joe Kelly
Thank you, Mr. Matheson. And now for the final report cards. We asked 12 questions tonight, which means the 12 of you listeners will receive new Zenith portable radios with patented detachable, built in wave magnets within a day or two. The Quiz Kids missed only one question. The individual scores placed Geraldine first, Cynthia second, and Jackie Lucal third. I'll see you three back next week. And Jack Beckman and Paul Kirk. You boys did very well tonight. I'm really proud of you. And maybe you should be glad you lost. For next week. The three who won tonight will have to face two formidable Quiz Kids veterans brought back to our schoolroom by popular request. Gerard Darrow, 8 years old, of Chicago. And Van Dyke Tears, 13, of Dolton, Illinois. And now, in behalf of the makers of Alka Seltzer, I present each of you with a $100 denomination United States Savings Bond to help you in continuing your education. Friends, this is Joe Kelly dismissing the Quiz Kids class. Until next Wednesday at this same time. Good night, kids.
Geraldine Hazel
Good night, Mr. Gallilee.
Marvin Miller
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E. Hugh Matheson
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Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – "Quiz Kids 40-09-18 013 Can You Write A Four Line Poem Using Timbuktu"
Release Date: April 7, 2025
In this engaging episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, titled "Quiz Kids 40-09-18 013 Can You Write A Four Line Poem Using Timbuktu", host Joe Kelly leads a spirited competition among bright young minds. The show harkens back to the Golden Age of Radio, capturing the nostalgic atmosphere where families gathered around the radio to enjoy stimulating and entertaining programs.
Joe Kelly introduces the returning champions and a newcomer, setting the stage for a competitive yet friendly battle of wits:
Additionally, four contestants from the previous week return to compete again, promising a "battle royale" as they vie for top honors.
As part of the quiz, contestants were tasked with creating original four-line poems incorporating "Timbuktu." Here's a glimpse into their creative expressions:
Jack Beckman:
"A man once visited Timbuktu.
Don't you wish you were there, too?
Forever, Jack.
Timbuktu is mighty hot."
Jackie Lukal:
"I've never been to Timbuktu.
I hear it's really like a zoo.
Where they get the funny new,
Lions and tigers too."
Geraldine Hazel:
"I've never been to Timbuktu
But as far as the seas of sapphire blue
Many a ship with a pirate crew
Sailed with gold and silver too."
Other Participants: Provided similar creative lines showcasing their poetic talents.
After a series of challenging questions, the scores were tallied:
Geraldine emerged as the top scorer, followed by Cynthia and Jackie. Shoutouts to Jack Beckman and Paul Kirk for their impressive performances, despite not clinching the top spots.
E. Hugh Matheson, Head of the Modern Languages Department at Lake Forest Academy, provided insightful commentary on the contestants and the show's impact:
Timestamp [24:27]:
"These youngsters look upon the whole thing as an exciting game and all the fun to be taken from the game with the questions known and answers prepared."
Key Points:
Joe Kelly wrapped up the episode by congratulating the winners and announcing upcoming challenges. The top three contestants would return next week to face new competitors, including seasoned Quiz Kids veterans Gerard Darrow (8) and Van Dyke Tears (13) from Dolton, Illinois.
Notable Final Quote:
Joe Kelly [27:32]: "Friends, this is Joe Kelly dismissing the Quiz Kids class. Until next Wednesday at this same time. Good night, kids."
Listeners are encouraged to tune in next week for another round of intellectual fun and friendly competition among America’s brightest young minds.
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