Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: Rays A Laugh 1949-11-22 The Fog Has Cleared - Tailcut
Release Date: May 23, 2025
Overview
In this episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, listeners are treated to a delightful performance by the renowned comedian Ted Ray. Titled "The Fog Has Cleared - Tailcut", the show captures Ted Ray's signature humor as he shares a series of engaging anecdotes and witty observations from his personal and professional life. Interspersed with musical interludes, the episode evokes the nostalgic charm of the Golden Age of Radio, bringing laughter and warmth to the audience.
Ted Ray's Comedy Performance
Opening Remarks and Personal Anecdotes (01:07 - 04:37)
Ted Ray kicks off his act with heartfelt gratitude, expressing his appreciation for the audience's applause:
"Thank you very much, boys and girls. I'm glad the fog's cleared at last." (01:10)
He recounts a challenging experience performing in a suburban theater engulfed in fog, humorously highlighting the difficulties of stage performances without visibility:
"It was so foggy I couldn't see the audience. But I gave my act just the same. Not a laugh, not a titter." (01:45)
Ted delves into the misconceptions about his profession, emphasizing the hard work behind his comedic success:
"Lots of people think being a comedian is dead easy. Oh, yes they do. Oh yes, they do." (02:30)
Sharing his journey, he humorously contrasts the depth of his training:
"I studied for three years with Sir Lawrence Olivier, two years with Emlyn Williams, and finally two weeks with Phyllis Dixie. I learned more in two weeks from Phyllis Dixon in the five years." (03:15)
Humorous Animal Stories (03:50 - 04:37)
Ted transitions into amusing tales about his affection for animals, particularly his St. Bernard dog, intertwining humor with endearing anecdotes:
"I bought a St. Bernard dog once, complete with a little bottle of brandy. As a matter of fact, I only bought him for the brandy." (04:00)
He narrates the dog's antics with brandy, culminating in a playful resolution:
"So that night I filled the bottle with castor oil. Yes." (04:35)
Musical Interludes
"Raise a Laugh" – Performed by Unknown Singer (00:44 - 01:07)
A lively and uplifting song sets the tone, encouraging listeners to find joy and laughter even in challenging times:
"Raise a laugh when you're feeling sad and lose just raise a laugh and soon you'll find you're losing that frown." (00:50)
"Lucky Old Sun" – Performed by Unknown Singer (04:37 - 06:49)
This soulful rendition adds a melodic break, reflecting on hard work and the pursuit of happiness:
"Work like the devil for my face but the lucky old sun has nothing to do but roll around heaven all day." (05:00)
Conclusion
Ted Ray concludes his performance with a series of humorous observations about everyday life, neighbors, and festive preparations. His ability to weave relatable scenarios with sharp wit leaves the audience in high spirits:
"Every time one of my hens lays an egg, instead of clucking, she stands up and yells, timber." (04:25)
The episode encapsulates the essence of classic radio entertainment, blending comedy and music to create an engaging and memorable listening experience.
Notable Quotes:
- "I did. I locked all the windows and I shut the door with a patent pickpocket. Now, no one can get in without the key." — Ted Ray (03:50)
- "Can you blame them? I had the key of the gentleman's toku." — Ted Ray (03:30)
- "I went to the big film show last week. Oh, wonderful night it was." — Ted Ray (04:10)
Final Notes: This episode of Harold's Old Time Radio masterfully captures the charm and humor of the late 1940s, offering listeners a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Ted Ray's engaging storytelling and comedic timing make "The Fog Has Cleared - Tailcut" a standout installment in the series.