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Singer/Narrator (0:40)
Raise a laugh Raise a laugh when you're feeling sad or blue Just raise a laugh and soon you'll find you're losing that bound A smile will spread all over the town don't give in try and play Go be like a passport photograph Come on and meet Ted Rain he'll chase your troubles away and.
Ted Ray (1:07)
Raise a laugh Ted Rain Tonight, folks, tonight I'd just like to say a few words about the forgotten men. Stanley Black's orchestra. Yes, there are a grand bunch of musicians. And just before the show started, they were all in a small back room rehearsing. Rehearsing. The way they played was amazing. The drummer went nap on an ace in four deuces. The most conscientious man of the lot is the bass player. There he is. How he loves that bass. Well, it's his home. He lives in the back, you know. You know, I saw him once with a double bass across his knees, playing it like a zither.
Kitty (Ted's Wife) (1:49)
I said, hey.
Ted Ray (1:50)
I said, hey, Charlie, that's not the proper position to play the double bass.
Kitty (Ted's Wife) (1:54)
He said, I know that, but when I put it under my chin, the spice sticks in me ear.
Ted Ray (2:02)
I come from a musical family, of course. My father, what a fiddler. He could play the violin, too. One day he gave an organ recital in the Wiggins Slaughterhouse. He was selling offal to the butchers. She looks as though his greatest triumph was on the violin. He was giving a concert when suddenly his bow broke in half, right in the middle of his arpeggio. Was he worried? No, he just plucked a long hair from his head and played on with that. That's how my dad became the first man to play his own hair on a G string. I'm thinking of going over to Ireland again soon. I went to the photographer for my passport. Funny thing, when you're going to Dublin nowadays, they don't photograph your face, they take a profile of your stomach. These photographers are doing pretty well these days, you know, instead of the usual, this chap had lovely marble stools. Well, just before I came out he went round and put a hot water bottle on each stool. So I said, what's the idea? You've got all those nice marble stools, and yet you're putting hot water bottles on each one.