Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – "Red Skelton Show 41-11-18 (007) Supermarkets"

Episode Details:

• Title: Red Skelton Show 41-11-18 (007) Supermarkets
• Release Date: May 7, 2025
• Host: Red Skelton
• Cast Members: Harriet Hilliard, Ozzie Nelson, Wonderful Smith, Truman Bradley

1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with Truman Bradley warmly introducing the show from Metro Golden Mayor Studios. He highlights the presence of beloved cast members, including Ozzie Nelson and his band, Harriet Hilliard, and the ever-engaging Wonderful Smith. This sets the stage for an evening filled with classic humor and heartwarming interactions from the Golden Age of Radio.

2. Supermarkets Segment

Red Skelton opens the comedic dialogue with a humorous take on his recent adventures in supermarkets:

• [02:06] Red Skelton: “Well, I've been doing my Thanksgiving shopping in one of those supermarkets. Supermarkets? Yeah. That's a push cart that got a break.”

He humorously recounts running into Hollywood celebrities during his shopping trips, mentioning names like Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, and Groucho Marx, adding a relatable twist to the everyday activity of grocery shopping.

• [02:21] Red Skelton: “I bought a pound of grapes and when I came out, I had a gallon of wine.”

Truman Bradley playfully inquires about an earthquake affecting the supermarket:

• [02:31] Red Skelton: “Yeah, I was there at the time. And, you know, all the beans on one side of the store and all the corn on the other side.”

The conversation takes a witty turn when Red shares an amusing encounter with a supermarket employee:

• [02:50] Red Skelton: “I said, give me some lamb chops without panties. The guy looked at me and he says, how old are you, bub?”

Harriet Hilliard joins in, questioning Red's choice to shop barefoot:

• [03:08] Red Skelton: “Well, you can never tell when some lady's gonna drop her change.”

This segment continues with light-hearted banter about rising food prices and crowded stores during Thanksgiving, painting a vivid and comedic picture of holiday shopping chaos.

3. Thanksgiving Dinner Skit

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a delightful Thanksgiving-themed skit featuring Red Skelton, Harriet Hilliard, and Ozzie Nelson. The skit humorously portrays a family's Thanksgiving preparations and the ensuing chaos.

Invitation to Thanksgiving Dinner:

• [11:29] Red Skelton: “You're all invited over to my house for a Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, Red, that's wonderful. Thanks. Now, look, you can all bring your wives, bring your friends, and if anybody knows a turkey, you can bring him, too.”

Harriet inquires about post-dinner plans:

• [11:45] Harriet Hilliard: “Say, what do we do after dinner, Red?”

• [11:47] Red Skelton: “Oh, we'll play games like the last time.”

Chaos at the Dinner Table:

The skit escalates as Red humorously strategizes the family's approach to Thanksgiving football:

• [12:00] Red Skelton: “This year, I want you to spill coffee all over the tablecloth. I understand they're no good on a wet ground.”

Interactions with the Family:

• [15:02] Harriet Hilliard: “Clem, where are you?”

• [16:02] Red Skelton: “You know, I hate to kill him. We've had him so long, he seems like one of the family.”

Junior's Antics:

A young character, Junior, adds to the chaos with his mischievous behavior:

• [23:36] Red Skelton (as Junior): “Can I have Veronica Lake for quitment?”

• [24:37] Red Skelton (as Junior): “I'll carry it like a bowling ball.”

Humorous Confrontation:

• [25:08] Red Skelton: “I ain't back. Can I go practice on the piano now? What am I saying?”

• [26:13] Red Skelton: “Well, I put some of it in this pot and I put a hunch of it over in this pot.”

This skit cleverly intertwines family dynamics with Thanksgiving traditions, showcasing Red Skelton's signature humor and storytelling prowess.

4. Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, Red Skelton extends a heartfelt invitation for listeners to join him for Thanksgiving dinner, emphasizing community and togetherness:

• [11:29] Red Skelton: “You're all invited over to my house for a Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, Red, that's wonderful. Thanks.”

The closing remarks reiterate the show's festive spirit, wishing listeners a "Happy Thanksgiving" and ensuring them of more entertaining content in future episodes.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Red Skelton on Unexpected Shopping:

  • [02:21] “I bought a pound of grapes and when I came out, I had a gallon of wine.”

• Red's Barefoot Shopping Reason:

  • [03:08] “Well, you can never tell when some lady's gonna drop her change.”

• Invitation to Thanksgiving Dinner:

  • [11:29] “You're all invited over to my house for a Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, Red, that's wonderful. Thanks.”

• Junior's Mischief:

  • [23:36] “Can I have Veronica Lake for quitment?”

• Red on Turkey Preparations:

  • [15:12] “With this squad, we're cinched to wind up in the gravy bowl.”

Final Thoughts

This episode of "Red Skelton Show" masterfully blends everyday scenarios with comedic brilliance, all centered around the theme of Thanksgiving. Through relatable humor, engaging characters, and witty dialogues, Red Skelton delivers an entertaining experience that resonates with both longtime fans and new listeners alike. The show's ability to capture the essence of familial gatherings and holiday preparations with humor makes it a delightful listen, transporting audiences back to a cherished era of radio entertainment.