
Ripley's Believe It Or Not - 1 Minute Episodes xx-xx-xx (163) Useless Guard
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Truth is stranger than fiction, and this is the proof. This is Ripley's Believe it or Not. It must be quite a crazy sight to the visitors. But beggars who go out on the Yangtze river to meet foreign steamships paddle out in wooden bathtubs. Believe it or not. In a moment, I'll tell you about the useless military guard. The fantastic reputation as warrior and conqueror belongs almost exclusively to Napoleon. In fact, only recently has the fear of Napoleon been finally dispelled. It happened when a man named Chummy Barton died in 1944. He was the last of a long line of armed sentries maintained by the English to watch for the return of Napoleon over the Strait of Dover. Even though Napoleon had been dead for over a century, believe it or not.
Podcast Summary: Ripley's Believe It Or Not - 1 Minute Episodes (163) "Useless Guard"
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The episode opens with the classic Ripley's introduction, emphasizing the notion that "Truth is stranger than fiction" (00:00). The host sets the stage by presenting unbelievable yet factual stories that astonish listeners, much like the original Ripley's radio shows enjoyed during the Golden Age of Radio.
Harold shares intriguing snippets to captivate the audience, such as beggars paddling out in wooden bathtubs on the Yangtze River to meet foreign steamships. This example serves to illustrate the kind of extraordinary tales Ripley's Believe It Or Not is renowned for:
“Beggars who go out on the Yangtze river to meet foreign steamships paddle out in wooden bathtubs. Believe it or not.” (00:15)
The core of the episode revolves around the story titled "Useless Guard," which explores a historical oddity concerning Napoleon Bonaparte's enduring legacy.
Harold discusses how Napoleon's image as a formidable warrior and conqueror has persisted long after his death:
“The fantastic reputation as warrior and conqueror belongs almost exclusively to Napoleon.” (00:20)
Delving deeper, the episode reveals the peculiar tale of Chummy Barton, the final member of an English sentry line tasked with guarding against Napoleon's return:
“It happened when a man named Chummy Barton died in 1944. He was the last of a long line of armed sentries maintained by the English to watch for the return of Napoleon over the Strait of Dover.” (00:30)
Despite Napoleon having been deceased for over a century, the English continued this vigil, which only ended with Barton's death, highlighting the absurdity and perhaps the symbolic nature of this prolonged guard.
Harold wraps up the episode by reflecting on the human tendency to cling to legends and fears, even when they no longer hold practical relevance. The story serves as a humorous reminder of how myths can persist long after their origins have faded into obscurity.
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This episode of Harold's Old Time Radio effectively combines engaging storytelling with historical oddities, offering listeners both entertainment and a glimpse into the fascinating tales that Ripley's Believe It Or Not has curated over the years.